/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I think elira is stronger than finana and rosemi in valorant now

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

>LazuLight:
>https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
>https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu

wuca wuca!

luca rabu!

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

http://poal.me/ctjv0x

>>67233418
Doesn't she play every day?

I still can't believe it fucking happened.

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

FEESH ENTER MY BELOVED

>>67233585
At least Rosemi's new outfit is begging for sex. Literally the only thing getting me through these awful times.

feesh!!! waking up at 4 pm.....?

I love my bird wife Enna!

<3

Feesh LOVE
Sonny LOVE
Pomu LOVE
Stream Cendrillon https://youtu.be/b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Fairy of AKIBerse
https://youtu.be/BRSLNqF3Ang

Now what?

>>67233418
Don't underestimate finana, she can be very cracked

https://twitter.com/V4Mirai/status/1749159933755474026

Seems like a really good deal. Like really good. If I'm not mistaken despite being owned by brave group they don't have to deal with permission fuckery because it's all based in the US right?

vanta...

>>67233808
I honestly can't believe Nijisanji doesn't cover your debut

>why don't you want to be raised?
>i am not your son
dude, this guy puns like no tomorrow

>>67233808
Their pitching sounds almost like a direct response to the schizo ramblings from here, not that this is a bad thing tho, just very targeted

How are you guys holding up?

>>67233126
https://youtu.be/bf_MMRLhFF0?list=PLpqGQe-iRfDQ0FDM-AeA9_UkBd8nsAu1-&t=9123

>>67233808
They gave up on VSPO EN or something? Why are they trying to promote this branch so hard?

elira's fugi next to finana and vanta's make her look like a mom and her two stupid children

da wose

>>67233877
he has black skin buff and nobody can hate black man on the internet

>>67233941
>>67233869
>>67233878
I'm not gonna lie I thought I clicked the small corpo thread I am sorry

I think the one in finana's orisong is yashiro

>>67233997

why is the last Rosemi stream unlisted, was it bad?

>>67234004
kino

>>67233878
At least the fact that no sane person will ever apply to NijiEN ever again means that all future waves will be refreshingly unprofessional 1views, right? Ha...haha....

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!

>>67234004
it's kenmochi

>>67234004
Honestly I’d rather if it was a jp guy

>>67233994
never knew black men could make dad jokes so well despite always leaving

>>67234004
It does remind me of him. Does he have an outfit like that?

>>67234004
that would be so fucking kino

>>67234050
it was funny, but rosemi's insecure because it was riddled with too many bugs that she never actually played the game.
but if you treat the stream as a regular zatsu, it's her usual stuff

did elira say her dad wears booty shorts

>>67234112
It reminded me of this one, just without the lanyard

https://twitter.com/maskedmildew/status/1748891110104269103

Selen...

>>67234260
May just be a coincidence. Lack of lanyard makes me doubt. It is a pretty plain outfit so it could be anyone

>>67233808
>tfw got a stable 6 figure job that I love with a nice boss, and good coworkers but it's 40 hours a week so I can no longer take risks like auditioning for corpos like this

fug...

>>67232437
https://voca.ro/1lDE7WLarfJC

remember when Enna cooked her privates

>>67234357
CUTE RAPE-ABLE BUD!!!!!!!!

>>67234355
What you have sounds so good. Please give it to me so you can join

>>67234355
you are also NOT FEMALE
unless you're brazillian pomudachick then pelase let me sniff your bush

shooting someone straight in the face..

>>67234355
Anon, it's girls only corpo, they don't audition men. You wouldn't get in even if you even tried

>>67234377
In front of Luca

https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1706176180037234960

>>67234453
>>67234543
I CAN STILL FUCKING HAVE A DREAM NOW THAT THE ONE I HAD FUCKING GRADUATED GOD DAMN IT

>>67234453
>you are also NOT FEMALE
unintentionally hilarious

I just noticed but nobody tell me finana joined this stream....

>>67234588
PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR BUSH

>>67234606
we said it twice anon..
>>67233663
>>67233673

>>67234357
rape

Who will be the first NijiEN to play Palworld?

shu is in chat, countdown till he joins

>>67234689
mysta

why isnt shu hopconning?

>>67234732
kek

>>67234617
yeah alright, as long as your a girl cause i aint no gay nigga
i'd fuck a fat bitch before a man

>>67234689
pomu

Selen termination announcement tonight? Or are they going to do it later in the week? Seems dumb to do it early without a positive announcement to back it up.

>>67234355
You could still stream comfortably from 7pm to 11pm, it's the offline work that would pose a problem but unless you procrastinate a lot you could get it done on your off days, other stuff like schedules and thumbnails honestly shouldn't take you more than an hour to get the whole week done

>>67234734
he wants to stream persona 5 royal

>>67234781
>Seems dumb
They're going to do it then

>THE KITCHEN IS BURNING

>>67234004
That would be based

>>67234689
>s@ygame
>when Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate 3, Dragon's Dogma and Total Warhammer 2 exist
But... why?.

>>67234412
>>67234662
W-Why is that the first response!? I was just being autistic

>>67234875
bg3 is more soi than palworld

>>67234875
It's the fotm

>>67234781
https://poal.me/ctjv0x
more like Selen impreganant announcement

>>67234875
EVERYONE is playing it except NijiEN. It's the hottest game I've ever seen. This is watermelon game x 10

>>67234764
what do you mean youre not gay YOU'RE A SWEATY BUSHY POMUDACHICK

>>67234875
BG3 is just shitter and gayer Divinity 2. It was also pushed heavily like Palworld is.

I think Palworld is pretty fun...

>>67234942
At least suika was organic, this is just a unity asset flip pokémon clone with a bunch of money for marketing

Holy fuck, Palworld is looking like it will be one of the most popular games of all time.

Nijisanji is the ""only"" vtuber agency not playing it

>>67234888
heh

>>67235053
management is working super hard on this. Permissions in 2 years minimum

i didnt think id have to filter a game but here we are

>>67235053
fuck off palworld paid shill

>>67235053
The fuck you shilling so hard for? If you love the game that much then go play it nigga

>>67235099
Your typing style reveals that you’re replying to yourself, when will you realize this

palworld is better than all of nintendo games combined

imagine if the reyna is a viewer

I think Palware is good in the sense that it's Arc/Conan but notPokemon, and I'd love to see them play it but it's no sweat off my back if they don't

>>67234689
Unironically Aster

>>67235261
We can agree on that, Tendies get the rope.

>>67233808
>third largest vtubing company in the world
is this really true? i never heard about them until recently and that sounds like a pretty bold claim.
in any case i wish them best of luck, even though i dont watch any of them. they also at least seem to care.

>>67235261
this but unironically

Who replaced all of our schizos with palworld shills?

>>67235322
Palworld*
Ark*

>>67235146
Someone hasn't been to /v/ recently.

Game shattered all records and just keeps on climbing. Probably the most popular game ever made. It's crushing free to play games as a BETA

Elira and Vanta should cover a rap song

>>67235348
i would argue that nintendo games are overrated garbage so thats not a high bar

>fulgur uninstalled valorant
>shu denied hopcon collab
>uki become ff14 player
OG hopcon gang....

>>67234004
There is a strand of hair peaking out in the corner. Too long to be Yashiro’s

>>67234888
I think you would look cute in a maid dress

>>67235344
>is this really true?
Partially. VSPO are the third largest corpo in Japan, and they're owned by the same company as v4mirai. Honestly, this actually makes me wonder if VSPO EN was completely scraped in favor of 4Mirai

>>67235473
>There is a strand of hair peaking out in the corner.
literally where.. am i blind cause i dont see it

>>67235545
It’s a very thin strand. Like it’s just a line really. It’s in the top corner

>>67235482
v4mirai become vspo en is such a stupid idea. none of the v4 girls are not in the same fps tier as noah, ichinose and met

>>67235545
Just a strand of hair and it was black.

shu yamino will be joining

>>67235023
Lmao no. Stop getting your rrats from /v/.

enter shuu

>>67235398
then go play it

>>67235700
>t.pajeet shill

>>67234961
Teehee ~ Your right, heres a vocaroo just 4 u anon <3
https://voca.ro/15KuPfhGOYPY

banana yaminion wake up!!!

>>67235700
I don't need rrats, it's pretty obvious, this is just craftopia 2 but this time they knew to keep investing on exposure before it lost momentum

>>67235598
Maybe they just couldn't hire professional enough players and decided to scrap the whole E-sport idea alltogether

>>67235770
FOO EVEN BETTER RAPE IS NEEDED

>>67235770
kek

rip my solo stream....

>>67235791
>"Thanks for the invite guys but I'm not leaving nijien"
>Christmas happen

>>67235770
Rape

>>67235845
I don't know this is bot, esl or bling post....

i don't really blame finana for thinking claude is in krisis when one of their wavemate is currently having a hard time because of her health and the other one is mourning. And also their chemistry is non existant and i almost never saw them together or even talking about each other...they really are obysidia 2.0....

>>67235779
craftopia with pokemons is kamige

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>67235064
It's always you!
>>67235475
Only if you're Rosemi-sama and or my future gf or wife! I'm not afraid to wear dresses or crossplay for someone I love =w= minor autism on this point since I did it prior for my ex but also partially because of the history of theater and knowing for the longest time in societies like Ancient Greece through until the Elizabethan Era or the 1600's, stage actors were all dudes, so any female characters were dudes in dresses.

>>67235935
this face conveys rape intent

>>67235910
They pop up in each other's chats all the time and Kunai organised plenty of TTT collabs in the past few months. Stop being a threadwatcher

>>67235993
>implying the wose can wape me and i can't wape the wose

>>67235910
and krisisis is zuttomo 2.0

stop grooming buds

>>67235053
I genuinely dont understand why they dont have perms.
Dorito didnt have LC for a good awhile, but they have perms for this since day 1, hell they had early access a week before actual release.

>>67235910
feesh is just a granny...

>>67236005
i cant believe vivi is in the hospital because she tried to kill herself as pomu's graduation...

>Imagine shilling the shittiest FOTM streamer bait slopgame imaginable just because it has big noombers
/vt/ is a laughing stock of this website

>TroonWorld

mayonaka no door rawr XD...

>>67235910
It was less because of the other two and more because of Claude himself, he was really out there since day one, it didn't even felt like a new debut

>>67236045
May be because Nijisanji’s perms with nintendo/Pokémon. They’re a JP company and they can play any Pokémon game anytime they want and this game with Pokémon rip-offs might affect that

>>67236018
vanta = enna
claude = petra
zali = reimu
wilson = millie

>>67236189
Enna is black?

>>67236018
I thought it was Krisex

>>67236013
rape is only hot when woman is doing the deed

>>67236089
>Why /v/ is so obsessed with troons???
/v/ is right, always just like /pol/

Thinking of Elira onee san pegging me while hugging me and kissing the nape of my neck

>>67235969
get in the dress, you don't see the pomudachis complaining

Aggie!

https://aggie.io/m2wi_0a_xc
https://aggie.io/m2wi_0a_xc
https://aggie.io/m2wi_0a_xc

Why has Selen been completely inactive on twitter for more than a week and not even played Apex since Pomu’s graduation? Is she finally taking an actual detox from the internet

>>67236331

>>67236331
ok myafaggot

>>67236371
I have standards.

>>67236416
probably slapped down by management + quit at masters

>>67236280
man having three members in a wave really is the best, the golden number even. You can do almost all of the games without having to go into kusoge territory just to be able to include everyone and then you can a lot of combination with other members in you branch without having to left out or overpower the others. It's the best

>>67236416
>Is she finally taking an actual detox from the internet
For her sake I hope so. Hopefully some therapy too.

>>67236457
GET IN THE FUCKING DRESS SHINJI

>>67236331
She'd start all gentle and loving... eventually she'll get too excited and start focusing solely on her own pleasure. You cry but it makes her even harder. You cry tears of happiness even though you know she's just working out her frustration having lost Pomu.

>>67236331
I love Elira’s design but this outfit really points out how disproportionately huge her head is and I hate it. I also hate the hair and weird top

>>67236389
krisis as lazulight..

bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R3xkcvB8JQ

>>67236416
her lawyer probably told her to stfu and stop melting down in public

>>67236476
Management can’t do that, I’m talking about her likes too

>>67236416
>taking an actual detox from the internet
I think more vtubers should do this more often, some of these people are terminally online

>>67236568
Same shit happened to Zaion IIRC

>>67236331

>>67233941
>>67235482
I did very hard reaserch on the subject by clicking the link in the tweet, tell me if it looks like they scrapped it gamersx.

>>67236596
No it didn’t, they just punished her for liking anti comments. But she was never barred from doing so anon, they literally can’t do that

>>67236050
A hot granny feesh!

>>67236629
>western girls
>gaming skills

How do I order Elira's PC case outside of US/Canada?

i can't do ver's .....

>>67236024
All the doujins in this series are amazing.

>>67236066
Believe it or not this board used to be against a lot of shit that are the norm nowadays:
>Gachaslop
>Shilling
>Capeshit
>Disney (Marvel, SW, etc.) faggotry
>Doxxing/cancer culture
>Dramafags
>Twitch
>E-thots
>Ironic weebs
>Containment break
>Corpo worship
There's a real why we are in the top list of the worst board competing against shit like /pol/

Palworld fucking SUCKS.
List of better monster catching games that Pokemon fanboys didn't play but should:
>Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth
>Cassette Beasts
>Yokai Watch 1 and 2
>Monster Hunter Stories
>Coromon
>Monster Crown
>Spectrobes
>Dragon Quest Monsters
>Siralim Ultimate
>Nexomon: Extinction
>Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor 2
>World of Final Fantasy
>Monster Rancher
Where are perms for ALL THERE GAMES instead of that retarded NFT asset flip.

>>67235770
what if notpomu doesn't lean into the piss fetish.. what if it's over bwo.. also I dont understand the joke..
>captcha: PJHAG

>>67236911
All of those are boring for streams

>>67236189
>Zali = Reimu

How dare you

>>67236850
It's a series?

What are the best Kotoclips? I want to introduce my friend

>>67236962
>notpomu leans into a scat fetish instead

>>67236911
Is that list from twitter? I see pictures of those games running around

Elira loves me.

I honestly might die if I don't marry Ike

>>67236498
fuck you enna

>>67237051
her cooking ones are funny so probably any of those

>>67237055
is that you kyomie.. I mean anal fetish isn't far from scat I guess..

>>67236911
Also Dola did stream Cassette Beasts and a dev said hello.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3bCYk_fVt8

>>67237066
Perish then

>>67237125
nah im not the kyomie
but i'll fap to it if its hot enough honestly

>>67237051
She had a couple of funny moments during N.V with Benny and the gambling saga but other than that you'd probably want to stick to cooking clips

>>67237177
Go to bed slut

>>67237051
that cooking one the valentines one I think? where she made something that looks like literal shit

Damn, the Neon is killing everyone.

>>67237172
amen

>>67236280
Krisex is Krisis plus Hex

>>67237236
where do you think i am

>>67236629
>New project
I wonder what it is. Gaming and idol niches already fileld, so I don't even know what else they can do when it comes to female vtubers

>>67237348
I think your in poland
now go to bed, thats the sluttiest thing you can do

>>67237024
Yeah bud, circle is tagged as "ciaociao". There's an idol story and a spin off school story that's a bit shorter. Highly recommend if you like gender change/trap stuff. My favorite is the one titled "My Sinful Life in the Entertainment Industry as a Guy-Turned-Girl". Buckets every time I read it.

>>67237364
AVtubers who stream h-games and sexy asmr on chaturbate

>>67237348
in my bed

>>67237364
Cooking and doing chores 24/7 on stream

>>67237364
females with dicks
please

>>67237413
finally

>>67237416
no kyomie its MY BED
>>67237376
wtcf....

>>67237387
Wow!

>>67237478
ike exists

Finana shilling Elira's PC case

chat is breaking claude kek

>>67235344
>Holo is #1
>Niji is #2
>Vshojo is #3
No. They're probably #4 in the world, #5 if Ph*s* is bigger

>>67236911
monster rancher seconded, it's hilarious

also love that you can't say shit sucks without "seething"

>>67237547
where's the dick cam? useless.

>>67236716
There's actually some really good players out there, but nearly all of them are female Asters in terms of entertainment, if not worse

>>67233808
This group seems nice but apparently Brave group is unironically the most corrupt/blackest vtubing management ever, at least that's what everyone else says

>>67236911
i fucking LOVE yokai watch
i wish someone in EN played it

>>67237616
Vspo carries them bro

>>67237242

More plushies to save off the Pomu induced sadness!
I hope auntie comes back soon, I miss her afternoon streams.

>>67237654
under there

>>67236911
Selen did actually get Monster Rancher perms a while back, but no one was interested in playing it

Sex with Finana

please post fuuchan schedule

Guys I need a third Niji EN member to fill out my trifecta of Riku Dicksuckers between Millie and Luca anyone got a suggestion?

A
OHAYOU GOZAIMAAASU

>>67237733
cool servbot

>>67237051
Her very first cooking stream was peak scuffkino

>>67237051
https://youtu.be/snz4T_HQQho
This

>>67236189
Zali isn't a self-centered bitch like Reimu is

guys i have secret inforrmation about ssony briskko (cant use his real name or he will find this comment on war*su) but secretly he is super homophobic (REAL)

>>67236669
>>67237759
Why do artists keep buffing hert

Man, Feesh was so close...

I wirr arways berieb in failies

Kotoka love! Kunai love!

>>67237816
SHUT UP BITCH

>>67236331

>>67237816
WAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE

>>67237051
Definitely the omurice cooking one and New Vegas ones (gambling and date with Benny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHUkPUJQMag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snz4T_HQQho
https://youtu.be/ijZN37Dnais?si=VpKYEry7WOpd_XJF&t=635

>>67237831
>guys i have secret inforrmation about ssony briskko (cant use his real name or he will find this comment on war*su) but secretly he is super homophobic (REAL)
SONNY BRISKO is this true?

>>67237809
Aia

>>67236998
>>67237830
vanta = enna
claude = reimu
zali = petra
wilson = millie

>>67237816
SHUT THE FUCK UP PETRA

>>67237831
>>67237899
Why did he have sex with Uki though?

>>67237051
https://youtu.be/x4tHEwpEMwU
Off collab with meloco

>>67237872
Do not leply to fairies!

>>67237733
I hope so too! Her tweet today has actually made me slightly worried... I wonder if she'll be able to show up for Claude's Birthday

>>67237969
he said he was homophobic, not straight anon

>>67237816
MISSOURI!

>>67236331
>pegging me while hugging me and kissing the nape of my neck
Fuck you I'm horny again

>>67237969
You can hate gay people and be gay

>>67237816
ohayooooo pentomoooooo

>>67237051
the multi language goosegoose duck collab has a lot of popular translated clips. that was a fun stream

big selen...

>>67234802
Sometimes I think about starting as an indie in hopes I can get into a company or be one of those situations where I make it big without needing to be tied to a corpo but the reality is that I leave the house at 7am and don't get back until 5pm on days I work in the office, then I need to cook dinner so by then it's 6pm, then I need to work out and now it's 7:30pm after showering. Then I need to do the laundry, bathrooms or vacuum depending on the day and it's now 8pm and rather than stream all I want to do is play a game solo or watch a stream. I wish I could go back to the days when I just worked 4 days a week in hospo and had time for hobbies but I can't go back to earning slave money when I earn $110k in a proper job and pay more in rent weekly than I'd earn as a barista. I wish I could be a full time entertainer in some form instead of having no energy for it at all once the day is over.

>>67237816
*RAPE PETRA STINKY FEET*

>>67238019
gay men hate faggots like uki

>>67238010
She has to have gotten coof, for someone with a weak system like hers, it would absolutely knock her out.

>>67237872

>>67238014
You remember her ASMRs right? Imagine her whispering sweet nothings to you and nibbling on your ear

>>67237733
uuparuupa...

wake up comfydants, shu said fuuchan is reinstall valorant right now

>>67237364
they want males too.

>>67238019
All my gay film school friends hated flamboyant gays and politically gay and politically trans people. They just wanted to be okay to bone people of their own sex in peace...

>>67238019
>>67238011
Perfectly baited, I have a chance now heh

Tittyfuck Kunai Nakasato.

>>67238114
management hate for not letting ver sell his feet

>>67238162
>vspo
>males

>>67238072
It’s hard to be an entertainer with a schedule like that. It’s not a streamer, but maybe you can do standup as a hobby? Work on an act and entertain others on nights you aren’t busy?

>>67238114
her feet on my dick

>>67238128

>>67237526
it's our bed babygirl

>>67236331
I hope she will torture my nipples during sex

feesh horror scream

>>67238128
Would be better if she whispered sweet nothings, then took a MASSIVE bite out of you and then soothes you as you bleed to death.

>>67238072
>work out
you're a vtuber. get fat. don't worry about how it'll change your daily life
>shower
just smell
>showers, bathroom, vacuum
live in filth.
just be disgusting anon. pile on some stuff that smells good before you work and you'll be golden.

how would you fix nijiEN bros?

>>67238470
impregnant ike eveland

ELIRA SOOOOON

>>67237816
Ohio bro

Impregnate Petra Gurin

>>67237831
But he's an honorary bisexual on account of being part of the lgbt wave

>>67238072
you're too normal to be a vtuber

Impregnate Ike Eveland

>>67238537
this and then he does it to me

>>67238681
You can't impregnate robots, /m/.

>>67237831
Why does this look like something Sonny would type

>>67238544
Elira NOW
https://youtu.be/-gbgCUBoAaU

>>67238470
Not everything broken can be fixed

>>67238072
>he gets so much free time
I make 250k a year, but do like 60-ish+ hour weeks
Sometimes I get home and have an hour to myself before bed...

Rare Elira hair combo.

>>67237051
>>67237898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFRCYYaMp-s
Also this one with Petra

>>67238537
You now remember that Ike believes he could lactate if he felt "motherly feelings"

>>67238829
It has been 1 year since the last english stream...

>>67238822
morning hes pregante

I love Feesh's voice so much

why are there so many selen threads is there any news

>>67238904
>hes pregante
yeah, by me
also its night for me..

>sorry harbor is making me really wet right now
>yeah thats what he does

>>67238470
do this >>67238822

>>67238933
there's a bot or a discord that posts multiple selen threads at the same time.

>>67238933
They're there exactly because there's no news

>>67238822
stop it he's pregnant right now

>>67238967
evening then!

>>67237816
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHH PETRA-CHAN PETRA-CHAN PETRA-CHAN PETO CHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP YOU ROSE BRAT I DON'T CARE IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME JUST GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH NO NO NO I'M SORRY ROSEMI-SAMA DON'T CRY I'M SO SORRY I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY UOOOOOOOHHHH PETRA-CHAN GAAHH I CAN'T STOP MYSELF YOU ARE SO UOOOOOOOOHHH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNAAAAAAAAANT PETO-TYYAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>67238277
I have thought about stand up, the scene here is pretty vibrant and the established comedians usually hang around after for a drink with audience members so it's easy to get advice from the pros, it's just taking the plunge and doing it. Vtubing you don't have your face attached so if you tank you can just pretend it never happened. You're a bad comedian?Everyone saw the real you being unfunny on stage at the comedy club.

>>67239033
ok
>>67239044
good evening!

>>67238901
Retard

>>67239185
NOOO THE ABORTION

I just have my Pomu membership to Elira. Time to see what Weewas are like behind the veil of membership...

>>67238811
Move to a country that values your time then. Australia counts 36.25 hours as a full work week and pays good wages.

No surprises that Elira's nepo hire is constantly playing games with Elira, and getting promoted by all of Elira's friends

>>67237879
NO BITCH
>>67237891
I WILL WAPE YOU IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL
>>67237948
SHUT UP ANON
>>67238013
South Dakota!
>>67238020
ohayou lucuuuub
>>67238087
pero pero my toes
>>67238576
ohio bro!
>>67239104
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T GET ME PREGNANT DON'T GET ME PREGNANT DON'T GET ME PREGNANT DON'T GET ME PREGNANT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>67238742
watch me

GOOD MORMING!!! OH! HA!! YUU!!!
YUYU NEW PC!!!!

Imagining having a big sister Elira and a little sister Elira

>>67239340
Bratty Pentomo needs to be spanked

>>67239416
gm

>>67239416
ohayou yuqt!!! new pc! and he's playing a switch game...
>>67239484
No

>>67233358
kys

>>67239416
gm yuqtie!!

>The last thing Pomu typed in the Lazulight group chat was “ You’re pretty good”
Kek

>>67239589
Anon just realized he accidentally fapped to a man

>>67239416
he should play valorant with his new pc

>>67239675
Focus on your game, SHu

>>67239638
See. Gay people can hate gays

Just found Aster (Versión de Mujer Japonesa)

>>67239833
I wish Aster looked like this

>>67239833
aster should have this as his second outfit

>>67237891
What could be more pathetic than a Pomudachi who doesn't have any streams left to watch, and only sticks around to rape other anons?

finana sacrificed herself for shu

finana is shu's meat shield....

ive never sent an aka before, i wonder if its worth it

>>67239920
A Briskadet who seeks their attention and replies to them

>>67239899
This would save the branch

>>67239939
You get attention for a couple of minutes
Unless you send that to a 2 view, you'll last longer in their minds

>>67239939
Remember to use streamlabs if you must so Neal doesn't eat a third of your dono.

Shunami...

Elira will inherit all of the birthday superchatters

>birthday fags in Elira's chat
Fuck off

>>67239498
wucub chuuuu!
>>67239549
y-yes!!! new pc is akachan so.. but zelda!!!
>>67239605
famewiwa!!!
>>67239675
shu, you can invite them if you want

>>67239920
Hey I watch other ENs

>>67240093
no

>>67240083
The way she pitched up on the final note like Pomu always did just caused me immense pain...

>>67239939
your oshi sees like 30 bucks out a hundred, just send a streamlabs or do like since anons and buy a bunch of voicepacks

>>67239953
THEY ARE

>>67240038
Nta but my oshi sometimes forgets to read streamlabs after the stream so in a way they don't deserve some of my occasional superchats as a penalty.

clawmino didn't plan anything for his birthday

>>67239920
>>67240129
look you made this pomie sad now

I cannot wait for the abundance of Yuyu as link FAs........!!

>>67240028
>>67240038
>>67240141
hmm i see, i already do streamlabs donos instead of superchats so i guess the extra attention doing it through superchat isnt worth it.

>>67240205
Did you know that one of the first things he bought after getting into Niji was a lamp?

your new obsession with lethal company is showing sorcerer
>gartic phone
actually fun

>Sleepover with your big sis
>You can't sleep because you started looking at her differently
>You turn your back from her
>After a while she hugs you from behind
>She reaches down your crotch and rubs it
>You also feel something rubbing behind you
>You pretend to be asleep as your big sister slowly pulls your pants down

>>67240256
If you send $100 worth of streamlabs then your oshi knows your name from that and will know you just want attention

>>67240213
yeah that's pretty funny
I'll make you sad next

>>67240256
especially if your oshi has a special alert for donos of 100$ or more

>>67240167
It happened to me with an akadono once but it was during an afterparty where paypigs were making it rain so I forgave it. Anecdotally, they always get noticed otherwise.

>>67240118
kyaa a yuqtie kiss, ive been blessed

>dont worry you can be proud of how long it is
SHU??

>>67240232
we better get yu in frostbite armor shame its not botw so we don't get gerudo armor...

>>67238010
Kunai tweeting at all makes me believe i shouldn't be worried

>no be proud of being long
>yeah own that shit

>>67240426
dicklets in shambles

>>67240351
im immune

sigh sonny raped me again

>>67240304
oh... i do that already
>>67240381
they dont which im thankful for. sorry to others oshis but sound alerts for donos annoy me since they always play at the worst time

>>67240495
ok alban

>>67240300
m-more

>>67240490
STOP BEING SAD AND POSTING THAT STUPID SAD MYA YOU KEK, KYS

>>67240300
I wish Elira was my big sis

>>67240600

yuyu doesn't prefer long nails! same
>>67240434
>mfw no gerudo armor
uuuuuu..... that won't stop me though
>>67240394

>>67240528
mine has a special gif, but the alert sound is turned so low i forgot he had one. i get what you mean, that dono during elira's speech...

>>67240528
Sound alerts only really work for famous streamers on twitch when the streamer may or may not even care enough to even react to it because most of those donations are just to get featured on the stream in the first place as opposed to getting the streamer's attention

>>67240300
fthkjsdbgvufkj

>>67240643
there i made you sad

>>67240692
i was sad beforehand it doesnt count.....

>>67240205
Wow, a Hanamori nepo hire has no ambition? I'm fucking shocked

>>67240662
all those sound alerts during elira's speech to pomu and pomu trying to just talk to her chat, hated it all.
>>67240685
that's true because they're also usually obnoxious and just background noise to the famous streamer.

>>67240443
the short tweets make me worried that she's having motor issues with her hands but it's pointless to speculate until she's back. I'll survive on the smallest signs of life for as long as it takes though

Imagine
Out of thousands of potential applicants for TTT
You hire fucking Claude, who is basically Shu except he doesn't even speak Japanese
I'm not even an anti, I'm just disappointed

they could have hired me

At least he streams

they should've hired him earlier and put him in krisis

>>67240942
this isn't an accomplishment

Fuck you guys for making me fap to Enna. I feel revolted forever.

>>67240768
He's new, barely has a fanbase and only hangs out with Krisis. He probably knows that he's going to generate zilch in revenue so there's no point in having a protracted birthday stream.

>>67241052
Anon said he's basically Shu

claude has an entirely different breed of autism to shu

>>67241016
I like Claude but Krisis’ energy with the three of them is perfect

so many threadwatchers...

>>67239833
whom is she?