/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67202990
I was hanging out at her place. We got fucked up on purple drank and she pegged me.

>>67202990
She's on the other side of the planet rn retard

>>67202990
Look at this retard trying to turn a sweet gesture into something bad.

>>67202990
She's not at home and she took her house keys with her. Why do you faggots need to make everything into a massive drama event?

>>67202990
Calli probably suspects her of being a kleptomaniac. Plus she doesn't want kobo to leave the stench of sheep and goat shit in her home. Those with a cleaned home will understand

>>67203154
>house keys with her
houses can be remotely unlocked with smartphones, retarded thirdie

>>67203154
>house keys
it's 2024

>>67203272
>>67203300
Trusting a tech company with the feature to lock/unlock your front door
ISHYGDDT

>>67202990
She owns too cats dipshit.

>>67203272
>>67203300
>buying a $200 cloud-connected lock that can be bypassed with a $1 bumpkey
Ngmi

>>67203272
Didnt some dude recently get remotely locked out of his own house like that because he called a fedex driver a nigger or some shit?

>>67203331
And kobo will eat them or something?

>>67203355
>he called a fedex driver a nigger or some shit?
That's his fault then
We should be harsh on bigots

>>67203272
Only a retard would lock their house with their phones considering how it can easily be bypassed

>>67203355
Lmao I understood this joke.

>>67203272
>>67203300
kek. Look at this retard.

>>67202990
>>67202990
Anyone with 2 brain cells can put two and two together and realize why she couldn't letK obo stay over. There's only one conceivable reason.

>>67203474
That she is in the US right now?

>>67203485
She wasn't in the US on that date.

>>67203485
Isn't she scheduled for another surgery in burgerland?

>>67203485
but anon, that would require that faggots actually watch streams or accepting something that goes against there preconceived ideals.

>>67202990
Sorry, Mori was appreciating my boner and didn't want Kobo to see.
It's like size of a femur.

>>67203485
>>67203552
>Make up bullshit claim to defend Mori
>can you link to proof?
>wAtCh StReAmS
The deadbeats defense force classic.

>>67203621
There is a public community post you can look at.

>>67203621
This event was on the same day: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg/community?lb=UgkxgZUAMhBJtPgRF6jC1-O_ToZ_OgpusNLd

>>67203621
open wide retard, here comes the spoonfeed

>>67203666
>>67203694
>Posted today
>>67203690
>Did a concert in Japan on that day

>>67203754
So she wasn't home regardless? ok then.

>>67168514

>>67202990
"my boyfriend will beat the shit out of me if I bring a work friend over that will bother him"

>>67203754
>I don't hink I can offer my house rn but if you need a hotel I can get one for u
>She was attending a 2-day concert
So with high likelihood wasn't home, and offered to pay for a hotel until she was back.

>>67203962
>"my boyfriend will beat the shit out of me if I bring a work friend over that will bother him"
Kiara wouldn't do that....

>>67203829
>>67203979
Deadbeats really are the incel fanbase of EN. They fucking lose and try to disprove it if you imply Mori might be getting fucked.

>>67204062
>incel
go back

>>67204062
>gives evidence that say she wasn't home to house kobo at that exact moment
and retard-sama doubles down!

>>67202990
kys

>>67204062
How are deadbeats incels they're not the ones throwing monkey fits at the thought of a male collabs that's you faggots.

>>67204042
>alcoholic landwhale have a boyfriend
Why?

>>67202990

What exactly happened to Kobo?

>>67202990
Her state of the art meth lab is taking up too much space

>>67204747
Made a joke on twitter about not having a place to stay in Japan and no money and a bunch of holomems and people she knows offered help.

>>67203694
>life changing announcement
So the surgery is a mastectomy and he's transitioning? Good for him.

>>67202990
>I don't want your nasty ass cum stained indo cunny on one of my beds but I'll find you a motel I guess

>>67203694
>surgery
Reduction?

>>67203474
Sauce?

>>67202990
>nooo the Hatman allegations were proven wrong, because….because…
>because they just are okay!!

>>67203033
ok ragus

>>67205171
And I got called a nijinigger in another thread for saying anti would spin this around and false flag drama shill hololive because of this dumb bitch joke. You know faggots lime depress cucksagi khyo and brown banned hands vt are working on their next big story to publish on YouTube.

>>67203272
Holy shit. Do zoomers really let tech companies control their door locks?

>>67203300
LMAO

>>67203694
Deadbeats....what's it like for your oshi to care about you? Asking for a chumbud

>>67203552
>>67203666
>>67203694
>>67203829
>>67203979
>>67204110
>>67204137
>>67204407
Reminder that Mori is the only confirmed virgin in EN. She's too autistic to know what sex is.

>>67209169
k

>>67207932
And their cars too

>>67209169
Pure as Snow.

>>67203272
>>67203300
>Trusting robots and computers with allowing you in/out of your home

>>67203272
>>67203300
There's no fucking way.
Don't tell me you fags are actually buying cloud-connected smart locks

>>67203393
>Only a retard would lock their house with their phones considering how it can easily be bypassed
Are you saying a standard house lock isnt piss easy to get into as well?

>>67210298
In 10 years buying a 2001 Space Odyssey HAL lock will probably be normal, and several dozen people will starve to death in their own home as punishment for saying things online.

this image really encapsulate everything

>>67210122
>>67210298
>>67210357
go back to pol

>>67210437
>Not wanting a lock that can be remote accessed is political now

>>67209169
roru
rumao

>>67209169
Additionally she has yellow fever, so the few times she tried to get penetrated, their rice clits couldn't get past her fupa. Virginity status? Intact.

>>67209169
>only confirmed virgin in EN
*ahem*

>>67202990
It’s called baiting for donations

>>67215140
Now this is pure comedy, you think the holostars fanboy who went to japan to meet them didn’t fuck any of them? That’s rich

>>67205725
She was pushing for an anime OP/ED getting done by her. Probably that.

>>67215140
Bae was literally never a virgin.

>>67206788
knee

>>67210437
We are so fucked.

>>67209169
>Tattoos
>Rap music
>Alcohol
LMAO.

>>67215140
>Attended western university for some liberal arts like degree
>EDM festival/rave atendee
>Everyone says she's hot IRL
>Wants tattoos

Both Bae and Mori fall into the femcel catagory.
The closest shit you have to a virgin in EN is Ina and she got fucked by Kronii so I'm pretty sure she's just gay. Maybe IRyS since she's so sheltered and not Japanese or foreign enough for the Japanese.

If you want virgins just stick to ID where they unironically have laws against premarital sex in that country.

>>67203272
You are a faggot and when the Jews take control they will rape you first.

>>67215394
I don't even like her music, but I'll kneel if she manages this.

None of these girls are fuckin virgins are retarded are you 13 year old brown kids?
Most people have sex by their earlt 20s.

Holy seethe thread

>>67215843
>Most people have sex by their earlt 20s.
I got into Hufflepuff last year, just like my wife.

>>67202990
>Be from SEA
>everyone just acceps that you're homeless and poor
Lmao

didnt know she lived in the stables

>>67203320
Don't worry you don't have shit worth stealing anyway.

>>67203331
>too cats

>>67203272
Amerimutts are this retarded

>>67203694
What is Mori referring to by this "life changing announcement"? Did she ever release her 3 year membership badge and why did Ame mention waiting for something that is taking forever before she went on her break? Ina and Gura having 5 months of radio silent breaks in the winter of 2022 was suspicious but when you add the Mumei hiatus the last several months had more talents on break.

>>67209169
I'm 100% sure that at least a dozen of japanese guys had the fun of their life with these big white american titties

>>67202990
That's something you say on private

>>67203355
>>67203389
>>67203422

This did in fact happen, but the worst part about this story, is that it also didn't happen.

The lock just randomly detected that he said "nigger" and locked him out for it.

>>67217714
>Did she ever release her 3 year membership badge
Yeah

>>67203389
Did natural adaptation spare the brain?

>>67222888
That is curious and now the only Myth talent that hasn't released their 3 year membership badge is Gura. There have been so many things getting delayed with HoloEN that it does seem like are they are expecting a major announcement in February or March.

>>67215843
Japanese people don't, why do you think "Abe's dream" is a thing?

>>67204407
You can be an incel and not hate homocollabs. We call them defeated men. They have realized they can never have sex and no longer even try to get into a relationship with a woman, so they try to be the best wingmen they can be for superior men. What a sorry existence that is.

>>67202990
>rrats?
i think that selen is dead and it'll be announced later today if not tomorrow which is why there is a sudden influx of mori spam by niji shills to downplay the eventual release of the news

>>67203272
>>67203300
I actually didn't see a house with regular lock for a month
my entire neighborhood has smart locks including my workplace

>>67203272
Oh. I didn't know you know what Mori's locks looked like. Do you also know the exact model?

>>67215468
unironically?

>>67222784
What happened was this

>Amazon driver arrives
>guy answers via automated ring message
>driver thinks he said something racist and complains
>Amazon locks his account for racism
>because he got his account locked he lost access to his smart lock which is connected to amazon account

>>67202990
Last time she let Hololive members stay with her, her sister showed up and threw a rager with degenerates that may have tried assaulting Gura.

>>67228608
>tried

Gura was raped brother.

>>67215843
my oshi is a virgin because she is a gold star lesbian
sexual intercourse requires a dick

>>67209169
Wouldnt be surprised desu.

>>67228608
t. muslim

>>67203474
And anyone with 3 or more brain cells can come up with a whole bunch of different reasons

im more interested why nobody mentions that ragus had to pay 30000 yen to fk kobo

>>67207932
What fucking zoomer has a house right now you retard? Lazy millennial faggots like you always look to scrape the blame on someone else.

>>67202990

>>67234192
I can't tell if this is a pissed off zoomer or pissed off boomer.

>>67202990
She actually is still in Japan, and she doesn't have anybody else at her place with her. Kobo just smells really really bad.

>>67215843
Most people have sex by 16 you cuck faggot. You are forever sexually damaged by not having your urges satisfied earlier and have likely grown into a spiteful SJW or conservacuck because of this damage.

>>67228530
Dystopian.

>>67202990
>rrats
how fucking new are you, retard?

>>67202990
would you leave some clueless third worlder alone in your house?