/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hopefully killing himself.

>>67145575
Seething troon hands typed this post.

buyback all the shares and return the company to being private

>>67145535
Graduate all managers because he'll think he's better cut for the job for all talents.

>>67145535
Bro FUCK elon fr

>>67145535
send mooner and suisei to the space and do a 3d live there

he wouldnt really do anything to jp but would give some ankens to en. he is a globohomo neolib but not a woke tard

He rehires Rushia to start generating the Final KWAB (via a menhera nuke)

Hire the Comfy Rocket Launch chuuba

>>67145686
ria-chan? based

>>67145535
Delete hololive and bring magni and vesper back.

>>67145644
Based. Last time they cleaned house the HoloEn branch improved dramatically, including the morale of the girls

>>67145535
Rename it to something with X in.

>>67145535
Launch hololive+, a premium subscriber service for exclusive content, that end up with tons of bots, onlyfans acc, crypto bros and other grifters, and a loss of market share of more than -40%

>>67145535
something absolutely retarded

>>67145535
Tell the talents they don't need permissions and need stream whatever.
Be suprised when nip autism strikes everything.

>>67145806
>HoloX actually takes over the world

>>67145535
Firing all the homos including the stars.
Firing all of ID except Kaela and Reine
Firing all the jp homo collabers
Block all of the homobeggars
And make hololive a subscription based service with different tier poor fags pay for regular streams while the oil barons pay for a gold tier service that includes members streams that poor fags can't have access to.
And remove gifted memberships.

>>67145535
add Hololive voices as an option for navigation in his Teslas for an extra 5k

>>67145535
No more perms autism
Fire all males
Greenlight all outside collabs

>>67145535
Impregnate every talent.
Then sell the company.

>>67145934
>Kaela
She's streaming with Zentranny later today so her too.

>>67145535
Rename it "I-dol"

>>67145535
enforce a daily viewtime limit per viewer to combat "bots"

>>67146113
nah. idolX or hololiveX or Xlive something like that

>>67146081
But zentranny loves cock. You don't have to worry about an actual faggot trying to get in ela pants. And even then Ela is too autistic for sex anyways.

>>67145535
>firing 3/4 of staff including managers and lowest performing streamers
>taking an even larger cut from what streamers get
>2% all the way because it's "what the market can handle"
>work all the streamers for longer hours
>lock 90% of streams behind members only
>cut down any and all events to save money so they all look the same so no unique 3d events
>place himself into all events
>invite riku to his yacht

>>67146155
He likes silly scifi sounding names so I-dol is perfectly generic and gets him in trouble with apple for no reason

>>67146172
lol cope

>>67145535
Drive it into the ground like everything else his failson hands touch?

Fire all holomems and focus exclusively on HoloEarth cause that's the future of humanity

>>67145934
More like he'd ban any yuri interactions between members because LGBT is le bad and enforce mandatory cross gender collabs

>>67146280
There's nothing to cope about, I'm not threatened by the presence of a faggot who's inferior to me in everyday.

>sobs and whines in Fuwa’s bosom saying no one loved him because he was not good enough
>Fuwa tells him there’s no one “good enough to be loved” and he deserves all the love he needs as he is.
>Elon cries like a baby

>>67145535
Elon couldn't afford it.
Cover is worth 1.5 billion USD now.

>>67146352
Nah, he knows who watches hololive he'll even pay riifu to merge corpos to offer a chaturbate type of service like projekt melody

>>67145535
So how long before Elon sells out Hololive to the Russians?

>>67146387
Whatever you have to tell yourself lol

Company collapses after it comes out that Elon tried to get Noel to give him a handjob in exchange for a new model.

>>67145535
Fire every manager with SEA/CN background
Actually hire managers who live in PST/CST/EST time
Develop streaming through Twitter so the girls can avoid YT cuts
Make HoloX the official mascots of Twitter Japan
Roll the Holo plus app development into Twitter
Rent warehouses domestically so NA customers can easily buy merch

>>67145535
he'll rename it to X-Live and somehow antagonize both the cute girl faction and homo faction at the same time.

>>67146401
wish I was Elon

Elon is a chumbud he'll pay gura double per stream

>>67146452
isn't he like a weird sexless freak who makes women get in vitro fertilization when he wants children because he feels like his seed is superior?

>>67146352
This is the most likely scenario, where he'd turn Hololive into something akin to Nijisanji to chase dollars, all while firing any managers insistent on keeping Hololive culture the way it is. People somehow still don't understand that Musk is the ultimate normalfag larping as a 'trendy nerdy guy', that only ever has surface-level understanding of the culture he's trying to cop.

If you asked Elon Musk to make catgirls real, he'd give you a fucking furry and wonder why you were disappointed.

Anyone can become a Holomem as a franchisee if they pay 2000 USD a month + 80% of revenue

>>67146206
The yacht measuring contents between him and Riku would be legendary.

>>67146578
Yes but, it doesn't stop him from making the tough business choices. If riifu work with him you can expect hololive onaholes on sell molded out of rm vagina

>>67146674
Doesn't Noel already offer that?

>>67145686
when he found out about her and had a moment of interest in vtubers, instead of subscribing to her or to any famous tubers to learn first-hand about the genre, he followed falseeyed on twitter.
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE behavior

>>67145535
Fire all the chinks and remove all the chink investors. Stay the fuck away from bilibili

Besides that il keep it as is. Maybe more lenient when it comes to project requests from the talents

>>67146748
I don't know never looked into it.

Garbage thread

>>67146799
What did elon did to you?

>>67146206
>every stream will have at least 3 sponsorships, most of them from shady literal who companies
>the majority of members are bots posting nonsense comments

>>67146799
Would you prefer another me vs (You) thread, aka two retards fighting?

>>67146777
Elon does a fuckton of business with China

>>67145535
Spouting some libertarian talking point while immediately signing a natsec government contract, that mandates coed streams for all chuubas. Deflects from changes with epic manosphere pwns on his Twitter

>>67146674
>tough business choices
you know he's hiring his brother as an executive, hiring underage girls, and starting up holoisland

>>67146777
You understand Elon is a massive chinasimps and continuously kowtows to his Chinese overlords, yes?

>>67146933
Cunny Land the unicorn paradise.

>>67145934
troon hands also typed this post.

>>67146977
He wants China to keep investing in his space x projects and want to sell tesla there what do you expect him to do?

>>67146478
Let's be honest Noel - in particular - would love to be his side piece. Heck, she'd love even more to be his main piece.

>>67146777
>>67146977
He's also trying to turn xitter into Wechat

>>67147027
>Homobeggar mad his homos are getting fired.
Like clock work.

>>67147036
Fine, but don't fantasize about some anti-Chinese purge happening under Elon.
Coco would have been yeeted day 1.

>>67147036
China sees SpaceX as a competitor and is trying to make its own SpaceX copy.

>>67147052
You WILL pay with X, you WILL chat with and call your mom with it, you WILL watch your daily musk video for brainwa....free X-credits. You WILL love X or people will call you a seething tranny!

>>67147157
Imagine what western countries could accomplish with the kind of nationalism China has

>>67145535
Tesla Cybertruck accessories mandatory on all chuubas

>>67147345
They could build foam apartment complexes that fall apart in six months?

>>67147038
also he wouldn't want any woman touching him. He would keep her around until the in vitro works then find a new seedbed. Musk is one of those rich freaks who gets old and becomes obsessed with eugenics but only in regards with his seed because he thinks he's the perfect male specimen

>>67145535
rebrands it to H

>>67147081
>deflection.
of course.

>>67146578
Any smart person uses IVF because you can choose an embryo with the best genes as opposed to leaving it to change

>>67147345
Entire empty cities with collapsing buildings? People frying food in gutter oil? Restaurants reusing the broth from the previous customer, full of spit? Mayors of remote cities acting like living gods? Cultural minorities getting "re-eductated" to be norm conforming citizens? Your industry growing purely through theft instead of innovation? A social credit system deciding if you can access public transport, rent an apartment or get a job? Or some other part?

>>67147433
The blue dorito logo is replaced with a H, a few weeks later Holostars and its logo is also replaced with the same H

>>67145535
>Mandatory SpaceX react streams
>Company is renamed to H for some reason
>Model created and rigged for Grimes to use when she finally answers his calls again

>>67145535
Fire La+ and take over HoloX.

>>67147505
>leaving it to change
Is there a gene that will make sure my child won't become an ESL retard on a kazakh goat milk forum?

>>67147625
>plays with the talents on the Minecraft server and forces them to replace all yagoo memes with himself

>>67146622
>People somehow still don't understand that Musk is the ultimate normalfag larping as a 'trendy nerdy guy'
His fans aren't very smart.

>>67147716
No but you can make sure it’s not a downie

>>67147741
He’s not a normalfag tho with his grimes shit and his children names and his quirky companies. He’s more that attention seeker kid in school who was random for laughs that got really rich

>>67145535
Renames it XLive.
It's now AV company specializing on sucking his ass.

>>67147896
Elon was born rich anon.

Trust fund kids are always fucking weird. They're still normalfags.

>>67145535
Fire all managers and talents and have all the characters voiced by new northern American VAs in 4kids style to promote them on other streaming platforms

>>67147958
Not to mention he stole credit for all of his ideas. Look at Tesla, everything was done by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning until Elon came in and forced them out and then pretended he was the genius who made it all.

>>67145535
Get his own model and force all the girls to have awkward collabs with him. Eventually, the girls realize the more you play into his ego, the more your pay gets upped, so you get weird streams where Marine places her model so it looks like she’s sitting in his lap, while Kronii and Ollie fight over who gets to sit in Elon-sama’s lap next.
He also renames the company X-live

>>67145602
>every tweet's replies being meaningless bot posts is based actually
Nigger since Musk took over my For You page is unusable, ironically I got a massive spike in tranny propaganda.

>>67148237
SpaceX was easily his most ambitious and original idea given he surmised correctly decades ago the Russians didn't like working with the US on space stuff and sharing despite agreements. And that doesn't explain why he makes companies succeed. He may have the worst set of speaking skills on the planet to appease people but the proof is in the pudding where he owns 6 companies (although Boring is easiest his most dejected and soon to be obsolete one so maybe 5). If he ran a Vtuber company, you should expect for him to meddle and tweak things different to the extent he is doing X/Twitter although not as publicly and with as much public backlash. This board would be unusable with people supporting and being against him.

>>67145535
Make gen4 martian girls

Force every girl to collab with him weekly. They are required to say they love him and say they think he's the smartest and most influential man in the world every 20 minutes. Fire anyone who does unproductive/unprofitable things like 3d lives, verifying perms, and brand collabs with companies he doesn't like. Expect 80% of staff fired in the first week. Force the girls to stream through Twitter so he can take the YouTube cut for himself. Tell everyone he invented vtubing and live2d. Give the girls 1% of revenue because its his ideas and his invention of vtubing that make the money, not their contribution. Force all viewers to be blue checks to comment. Force all viewers to pay even more if they don't want the stream on 8 minute delay. Force all chuubas to post react streams to SpaceX and Tesla stuff and to give lip service to every company idea he dreams up.

>>67149097
>And that doesn't explain why he makes companies succeed.
Largely he doesn't. He has tardwranglers at space x and tesla just to make sure he doesn't fuck up the company too much.

>>67149097
>you should expect for him to meddle and tweak things different to the extent he is doing X/Twitter
In other words: expect him to fuck it up.
If anything Xitter is proof Elon's successful companies succeed despite him, not because of him. Throw money at smart people and succeed. Pretend money makes you smart and fail.

>>67147345
honestly I'll take my shithole over the government paying me visits if I post the wrong meme

>>67147081
Firing doko?

>>67145535
He should buy Vshojo and throw ironlung into the Everglades

>>67145535
>Hololive starts streaming exclusively on Twitter
>Rename HoloX to HolosEX
>Make the top talents collab with him every week and laugh at his jokes
>Resurrect the chinese branch
>Complain about bots "ruining" streams
>Force everyone to pay a subscription to watch any stream
>Close down the JP branch when the viewership declines
>Force holoEN to talk about politics
>Terminate holoEN when he realizes they are leftists
>"Interesting..."

>>67149476
That already happens. You didn't see the FBI visit webms for chud memes?

>>67145535
I dunno but he'd probably do something insanely fucking retarded like make all their streams members only, also infect the entire thing with his obsession with amerishart culture wars.

>>67149244
I mean if you want to think that, fine. But at some base level, he has competency to run a part or parts of a company really well which would include hiring and he succeeded because of that well not because he had money. Plenty of companies have money, it's actually keeping it and making a business model self-sufficient and growing that is the issue.

>>67149317
X/Twitter didn't die outright, Elon made it break even and tech CEOs took notice. It's why you saw a lot of staff firing last year and even this month. Twitter had 7500 people working on it and Elon basically cut off 80% to build that and his meta app X. The only real downsides is access and usage from other media companies and a few more incidents with downtime which companies gladly took that trade.

>>67145535
Every gen is now called HoloX

>>67150998
>X/Twitter didn't die outright, Elon made it break even
No?

i didnt know /vt/ were a bunch biden supporters

>>67150998
>Elon made it break even
>Value of X has fallen 71% since purchase by Musk and name change from Twitter
>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/jan/02/x-twitter-stock-falls-elon-musk
Elon is a joke.

>>67150998
>Elon made it break even
Xitter is fucking bleeding money what the fuck are you saying, it's lost well over half its value and advertisers are leaving in droves to the point Elon had a hissy fit and went "w-well FUCK YOU i didn't want you anyway!!"

Raise the base monthly sub tier cost to a bazillion gazillion ARS

>>67145768
>all job reviews indicate the power is substantially skewed in favor of the girls
>it’s always the management’s fault for everything
They need a stint in Kurosanji, all of them.

>>67151095
>>67151219
This is publicly available information, we are talking about something that has been reported on, not Vtuber rrats. How dumb do you have to be to not do a Google search.
https://www.reuters.com/technology/elon-musk-says-twitter-is-roughly-breaking-even-2023-04-12/
https://techcrunch.com/2023/08/10/ceo-says-x-formerly-twitter-is-close-to-break-even/

>>67151210
That doesn't disprove what I said. Losing "value" as defined using imaginary numbers that have no basis on reality is preferable in this scenario over trying to fund an unsustainable business like Twitter did even on the public market. And this was from one mutual fund's own "assessment" on what it is worth. If Elon didn't buy them, Twitter would've toppled over at some point over its ability to function on borrowing especially with higher interest rates.

en4 will have names that are complete baby gibberish

>>67151436
>twitter is breaking even
>source: twitter CEOs known to spew bullshit

>>67149244
This is why Twitter was such a disaster, Musk didn't have anyone to tard wrangle him and he just kept getting advice from the worst people on the site. And then throw a temper tantrum when advertisers decide putting their name on a site that just exists to defame people isn't a good idea and pull their money.

>>67151436
>Elon says that X is breaking even
>April 12, 202312:23 PM GMT+2Updated 9 months ago
>Value of X has fallen 71% since purchase by Musk and name change from Twitter
>Tue 2 Jan 2024 15.24 CET
No, I won't take the CEO's word.

>>67151436
>April 2023
>August 2023
Are you fucking stupid?

>>67151436
>>67151520
>>67151566
>>67151580
Here's an up to date report by a third party.
https://www.businessinsider.com/x-worth-71-percent-less-after-elon-musk-takeover-fidelity-2024-1&post-bottom-piano-recommendations
Musk mismanagement has caused Twitter to lose over 71% of its value.

>>67150998
He co-founded a start-up that got bought up by paypal. Ever since he just got lucky with his investments, but doesn't really have any experience running and managing a large company.

>>67146622
>he thinks I'd be disappointed

>>67151520
You don't have to believe them on that but it is public information that it is the case. I am not aware of any other party with credible evidence that can claim otherwise X/Twitter is losing money still.

>>67151566
>>67151763
Okay but again, the fact it broke even and that it lost value are two completely separate financial things. There's no reason for me to dispute X/Twitter has lost value since going private and even Elon has admitted to that. No one has good information to counterclaim that X/Twitter is still hemorrhaging money for Musk. He stopped the bleeding and made the business semi-profitable despite that.

>>67151580
Why does the information need to be "fresh" in order to be believable? Do you diddle kids too because they're new and young?

>>67152040
>Why does the information need to be "fresh" in order to be believable? Do you diddle kids too because they're new and young?
>favoring newer information over outdated information is the same as diddling kids
What the fucking fuck is wrong with you, you disgusting piece of shit?

>>67152162
Simple, he likes kids

>>67152040
>Okay but again, the fact it broke even
It hasn't happened yet.
>He stopped the bleeding and made the business semi-profitable despite that.
He didn't, advertisers leaving twitter has dealt a major blow to the company.
>Do you diddle kids too because they're new and young?
Wait, are you Elon?

>>67152162
We're on 4chan. Don't spew out what you can not take back in spades, Mr. "fucking stupid".

>>67145535
Breeding FuwaMoco

>>67152290
>we're on 4chan so you must simply accept my retarded pedophilic analogies
You're a disgusting, stupid fucking nigger and you should swallow a bullet at your earliest convenience.

>>67151520
at some interview he literally told advertisers leaving to fuck themselves and said that the world will judge them for causing twitter to fail. He needs a permanent tardwrangler

One one hand, it is just a troll. On another, there is a non-zero chance it is actually elon trying to save face

>>67145535
Graduates Gura.

>>67147741
>>67147896
It's just the fact that conservatives are insanely susceptible to cult of personality. The same people that think Elon Musk is hip are the same retards who think Donald Trump is a man of the people, when both Musk and Trump would kill their mother and sell her organs to the Russians if they could get away with it.

>>67145535
fire all whores, hire more kino males

>>67152429
>There is a non-zero chance of Elon being /here/ right now
>This thread could trigger him to buy Hololive for real to prove us wrong

>>67145535
Am I on /pol/ again? I swear I clicked on /vt/. My dementia is getting real bad you guys.

>>67152585
I have doubt Yagoo would sell

>>67152596
>Posts the reddit frog
>Admits he's from /pol/
4chan would be so much better if pepe and wojak were banned.

>>67145768
Morale is meaningless when it doesn't get results. For all your beloved EN management and high morale, even more EN talents are on break than before.

>>67152512
the russians arent evil though. suppose china got canada to join their military alliance and built bases in canada

do you think america wouldnt do anything?

>>67145653
Who told you to think like that?

>>67152640
I don't think he has enough power in the company nowadays to prevent it

>>67145680
>He rehires Rushia
Came to post this.

>>67146172
>calls for the firing of other fags and trannies that have never interacted with anyone relevant
>b-but not this one, I-I want my oshi to flirt with him
If your faggot-ass stance was always going to be "my oshi is mature enough to make her own decisions on which males are acceptable" then there's no need to remove potential bad infuences because you already believe she's above that.

>>67152780
>the russians arent evil though
Okay the Elon Musk shill confirmed for a Vatnik.
Pack it up people, he's just going to make more bad faith arguments.

>>67152512
>>67152780
uh oh. russia's been mentioned. the /pol/ gopniks have been activated. thread is about to get even worse.

>>67145535
Disband all homos.

>>67152780
America is way too fucking powerful for that to ever become a reality. Not gonna happen

>>67145535
He'd basically turn it into a less competent Nijisanji. Guy's whole thing is bullying senior staff, buying his way to the top, compulsive lying and brown-nosing Saudi investors - which is fine for consumers and the stock market as long as he leaves the actual work to people who know what they're doing, but his ego has gotten way too big for that these days. Speaking of his ego, he'd force the girls to shill his companies and would probably regularly collab with the most popular talents and get the less popular ones to collab with Ben Shapiro, Dennis Prager and Jordan Peterson. Half the talents would leave in a year, some of the ENs would leave instantly, the JPs would be shocked to learn that he's actually a dogshit businessman.

>>67148281
Man it really has gone to shit. My feed used to be wall to wall cosplayers and Hololive with the odd funny animal post and Deco design for a little spice. Now it's a bunch of assholes I don't know bitching about a bunch of shit I don't care about and the worst part is they're all fully dressed and unentertaining. I've been thinking of going back to Facebook with the boomers it's so fucking awful.

>>67152640
>Elon sees this post
>takes a tab of LSD
>posts the miko nigga vid on youtube, comments "lol I would totally buy the funny japanese company for 6.9 billion dollars"
>Is forced to actually buy the company against his and Yagoo's will because public shareholders demand it
The only reason I can't see it is because I think that even though Yagoo isn't as powerful these days, most of the shareholders are still connected to Hololive. That being said, the Japs honestly think this guy is a Warren Buffet or John D. Rockefeller type of quiet, polite, respectable business expert, and not an unhinged manchild.

>>67153683
I don't think JP companies can sell to foreigners anyways.

>>67153683
Also don't the Japanese have laws to keep baka gaijins like Musk from doing hostile takeovers of Japanese companies.
It's the big reason why Nintendo execs literally laughed in the face of Microsoft when they threatened to do a hostile take over of Nintendo.

>>67145535
Grimes vtuber
Actually fixing the janky and shitty riggering

>>67153901
>Grimes vtuber
Biggest yab magnet of all fucking time. Can you imagine? Would make Gundou, Pippa and Mori in the lean arc look like Sora.

>>67145535
He'd implement the option of Dogecoin for superchats, so that it pumps for two days and then no one uses it.

>>67153901
>Actually fixing the janky and shitty riggering
Musk would find a way to insert a bug that would randomly show the real face of the streamer

>>67153683
you forgot the part where he signs a legally binding contract to buy it in order to show off to internet weirdos thinking he can back out from it later which is what allowed the shareholders to sue him to buy it.

>>67153901
>Actually fixing the janky and shitty riggering
This anon knows nothing about Teslas.
>>67154016
Accurate. He would go all in on crypto and finally be the one to start doing hololive nfts even though that shit died like a year ago.

>>67153901
the most divorced man in the world would buy hololive just to try to get his weeb ex wife back by making her a vtuber wouldn't he?

>>67154158
And then Grimes would end up fucking Depressed Nousagi or some shit anyway.

>>67151384
Who do you think is writing those reviews? OmegaTranny's clique

>>67149476
Oi-!

>>67152876
Hololive is for female talent only the numbers proves it your homos have no business being part of cover blame yagoo for his never ending cock lust of hiring useless shitters. WE DO NOT WANT YOUR HOMOS HERE ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON.

>>67146661
he dont have one

>>67145575
fpbp

his first move is to watch his back

>>67149244
Musk always seemed like more of the idea guy. everyone in the company just sits there and listens to musk talk about these large and innovative ideas, everyone collectively realizes those ideas are retarded, and eventually reworks those ideas into something actually doable.

>>67157438
Seems more like the money guy who takes credit

>>67145535
Put up a vote asking if the homos should be all fired.
People will vote yes and tourist meltdown will follow.

Ban yuribait and lesbians

>>67158040
This sounds like homostars shit

>begins randomly firing staff as a cost saving measure
>forces talent to only stream on X exclusively, but it's too glitchy to ever work properly
>stops dispersing funds to talents in a personal fit of pique
>violates a bunch of people's contracts and gets sued by a shit ton of people in court
>doxxes former talents when they graduate and takes it extremely personally when they don't want to keep working for him for free
>crashes the streams of talents who can't get out and tries to co-opt them for attention
>drives cover corp to bankruptcy

I think I covered all the high points here.

>>67158800

>>67158800
Use Twitter instead of X and you're spot on

>>67158800
>butthurt moron that fell for a bunch of nonsense propagated because he would no longer ban people for saying biology is real

He fired a bunch of useless leeches who got paid to hang around in meetings and eat all day, and scum who got paid under the table to give away blue checkmarks. They have been screeching "twitter is over, it will shut down any moment now!" ever since he took over, and they're still waiting for it.
Don't get me wrong he can be an absolute moron, but his devoted haters are way worse, and most of what you posted looks like a list you would see on an article posted by one of these assmad fags.

>>67145535
renaming it to Hoe

Musk would 100% do private events with the talents being there in person, then brag about it on twitter.

>>67158040
seethe

>>67145934
Oh look it's another unicorn, let's laugh at him.

>>67153220
>actually a dogshit businessman
Keeps making more and more money. Meanwhile, you're a nobody.

>>67161507
Sometimes I forget Musk simps actually still exist

>>67161507
Failing upwards

>>67161385
>poor fag homobeggar thinking him laughing at anything means anything to us superior unicorn chads.
KWAB NGMI kid.

>>67153179
And Russia wants to be powerful enough to avoid that common courtesy that Americans take for granted and pretend isn't paid for in the blood of the children they rape and sacrifice to their god.

Rename it to a single letter and replace everyone except Subaru and Shiori with AIs.

>>67161724
*enjoy that

>>67145535
become Omega 2.0