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Wanted: Koseki Bijou

Charges: Seduction, incitement of riots, conspiracy against the state.

Distinctive features: Gem pressed against flat chest. Long sable hair. Candy feet.

Alleged Profession: VTuber.

Nationality: Unknown

Assumed Names: Sparkling Gem, Your Radiance, Hime-sama, Beejoe, Biboo.

The wanted has no permanent home. She doesn't have any E-celeb friends, and usually spends her time in no-name ytc chats. Surrounding her are schizos, incels, unicorns, coomers, SEAmonkeys, doxxers, homobeggars, the oshi-less, ojisans, alcoholics, goslings, the unemployed, the wagiecaged, the homeless, the drafted, the screaming fans of graduated oshis.

Possibly she's a reject from Hololive. Perhaps her PL was a 2view. The wanted does not belong to society, nor to a Discord mod group. Not even to a Hololive Discord. At Discord raids and under the table deals, you will never find her. She rejects bot raids and paid shilling. She is neither owner of antis, nor pro-unicorn, nor homo-collaber, nor coombaiter, nor /here/. She never bears a label.

The wanted spreads utopian streaming hours. She must be considered a dangerous instigator. Relevant information leading to her cancelling can be submitted to any Discord channel.

"I am wanted by the state because I scream to the world, HoloEN's streaming status quo will dissapear. A state of affairs that allows streamers handing out member channel posts to fans desperately ritualposting without streams. I am not your new Gura, who is accepted by CEOs, advertisers, E-celebs, tourists, pseuds and simillar cancers. I am not your corporate mascot, who keeps playing her part on the official Hololive channel and whom you hit in the face when she steps out of her role. And who therefore cannot call out to you; I am fed up with all your autism and obsession! Your slavish devotion is disgusting. It stinks of unwashed wanker hands. I can't bear your subscription counts and numberfaggotry any longer."

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>>67149343
“You can beg for holo vs holo as much as you want, I'm not listening. Keep all your idiotic streamer awards and adulations, I'm not paying attention. I won't have anything to do with them. I am no pillar of sponsorships or merch sales. Merch sales that you achieve with love bombing and content deprivation. I am no guarantee for predictable content either, borne of company meetings, think-tanks, consumer studies, MK Ultra research. I am the rebellious one, the original one who does not fit a single mold. Nor am I a guarantee for akasupas, merch sales or concert tickets."

"I am the tireless one. The terminally online, sweaty gamer, memelady, streamer fan. I want to tax your sanity. I want to make the gachi enjoy the stream. I want to redeem the schizo and the anti. I want to cast the love for streams into your hearts, and turn you into happy pebbles, happiness that reaches beyond the screen. I want to turn you into proper human beings, adjusted."

Biboo is here, call out the schizos.

Biboo is here, call out the incels.

Biboo is here, call out the coomers.

Biboo is here, call out the SEAmonkeys.

Biboo is here, call out the doxxers, the homobeggars, the oshi-less, the ojisans, the alcoholics, the goslings, the unemployed, the wagiecaged, the homeless, the drafted, the screaming fans of graduated oshis!

Biboo is here! Biboo is here! Biboo is here!

A Discord raider calls out to Biboo. "I want to support you, what should I do?" Biboo responds, "Delete your raid channel and then come watch me." A holo vs holo baiter calls out, "I want to follow you whatever you do." Biboo replies, "Subscribe to my genmates and senpais, then follow me." OmegaAlpha calls out, "I want to support you into eternity, what should I do?" Biboo replies, "Just shut up and help me organize my homework."

>> No.67150466

she will never be gura
she will never replace gura
she will never be more popular than gura

>> No.67151077

>>67150466
Nah, I'm sure she'll stop streaming at *some* point.

>> No.67151323

a literal schizophrenic post, congratulations

>> No.67151537

>>67150466
but she will have sex with gura, mark my words.

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>>67150466
chu! I love you anon

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>>67149343
THIS BRRRRAT

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Look chumbuds, look hoomans, look takodachis, investigators, kronies! it’s a stream!

>> No.67157791

>>67150466
she already is, seethe

>> No.67160162

>>67149343
>Charges: Seduction, incitement of riots, conspiracy against the state.
I think you mean "sedition", anon.

>> No.67160556

>>67160162
Yes, and no.

>> No.67160798

>>67150466
wrong
wrong
nobody ever will unless next even worse epidemic suddenly happens

>> No.67162813

>>67151077
When her heart stops and her lungs rattle last.

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