/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

TROUBLESOME WOMAN

i love fuwawa

Oh gosh, mococo is just like you guys

sneeze graduation....

>>67065932
Fuwawa told her to do this
Gotta get that sneeze tax dosh

she's going to actually start muting kek

Poor Mococo.
We need to headpat her extra now!

Why is she like this. She sees the hundreds of "no we love your sneezes" comments
She's ignoring them
Why is she so mendokusai

I CAN FIX HER

Have the number sneeze tax SCs gone down or something? Is that why they're bringing this up?

めんどくせぇ

It's cause of that fucking japanese comment i'm so pissed

>yfw mococo starts muting the mic when sheneeds to sneeze

THAT FUCKING JAPANESE COMMENT AGGRHAGAGH

THEIR WOMBS
I NEED TO BREED THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

THEY'RE BRINGING UP THEIR EGGS AGAIN

Who is complaining about the sneezes? How much of a fag do you have to be?

>>67065988
>>67066016
FUWAWA YOU SUCCUBUS

baby fever....

>>67066016
They mentioned that they saw some japanese comments that thought it was weird they don't mute their sneezes

>>67066026
Japan has fallen...

i have never cared for the sneezes
i dont dislike them, i'm not fond of them, i'll say "bless you" all the time but it was never something i cared for a lot, sorry

Imagine praising child abuse, nice

>>67066019
>>67066026
Their fucking yellow fever is getting out of hand

>>67066009
>>67066019
there was more than one JP egosa Tweet saying it's weird
I checked after they mentioned it

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

they used to do watchalongs of this show

Their wombs are crying out to me again...

>>67066026
We need a fatman right fucking now

THEIR WOMBS

THEIR WOMBS ARE ACHING

They're stopping the sneezes all because of that damn Japanese comment. I'm so fucking pissed.

THEY WANT PUPPIES AND THEY WANT THEM NOW

>>67066108
so true oomfie. if you don't put your kid on a couch with an ipad and just leave them there until they're 18 you're doing something wrong

>>67066088
It's one of Mococo's only personality traits, think of what you're saying.

did a different vtuber talk about this show before or am I mixing vtubers up with my former japanese teacher

THEIR WOMBS ARE THINKING FOR THEM

I WILL GIVE THEM 2 SOCCERTEAMS OF CHILDREN

>straight up saying they think about what if fuwamoco had kids
holy. fucking. shit.

>BRINGING UP THE SOCCER TEAM PUPPY THING
WHAT TEH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK??????????

Chances are they're planning to "stop sneezing" and then when they're "surprised" by everyone being sad about it they're going to make a big show of canceling their decision.
They like foreshadowing stuff like this streams in advance.

they got the baby rabies, i will breed them

>>67066113
I'm sure there was more than 1 but the point is more that it's entirely a JPfag thing and the western side doesn't care

>cat ladies
it's over...

HOLY SHIT FUWAWA

>In the end, cats are good too.
No...

I CAN SAVE THEIR WOMBS

what the fuck is going on

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy fuck they're actually talking about wanting kids...

How can we get Mogogo to not mute her sneezes. I will comity sudoku if she starts muting because of that one Japanese bastard.

>dreaming about eating pussy again
Dammit Fuwawa

>>67066019
>>67065989
If they actually start muting because of that comment I'm going to be pissed

The puppies in their wombs? All me.

Loki used to be such a badass name until marvel

They are always progressive modern women until they find the very specific thing that triggers what nature intended all along.

why did they bring that up

you heard them, wuffians. they want to get pregnant. and you're not doing anything about that! i thought you loved them...

>>67066218
yeah with me

>>67066113
holos not muting sneezes is nothing new, I'll take it as a positive thing, to mean that they're reaching complete tourists who are not familiar with even holoJP

>>67066257
I’m sorry Fuwawa…

>>67066256
baby fever too strong and they unironically use their chat as a surrogate relationship

>>67066121
really? are there archives? would love to check them

>>67066256
You know exactly why.

that looks like a sunset, not sunrise....

great, now the brainrot coomers will never stop with the womb plap plap comments
thanks fuwamoco

My walk photo was so cool and nicer than this one even... why didn't it get chosen bros..

>>67066137
I will kill all the japanese.

what the actual fuck am i suppose to think
at first i was surprised they just outright said they thought of having kids

but to fucking REFERENCE THE
>enough puppies to have a soccer team
from WAAAAY BACK when i thought that was an off-handed comment that wasn't actually talking about kids
does anyone have the stream or soundpost of "a puppy or two?" holy fuuck
>>67066256
DUDE I DONT FUCKING KNOW MY MOUTH IS AGAPE
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY JUST TALK ABOUT THIS RANDOMLY ON THEIR MORNING SHOW?????

ISNT THIS STRAIGHT UP ALSO ADMITTING ANY TIME THEY TALK ABOUT "PUPPIES" THEY DO MEAN KIDS

AAAAAA THEY ALREADY DID THIS
FUCKING HOOMAN/NOVELITE

>talks about wanting kids
>extremely horny not that long ago
>question asking how long they can hold their breath
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

A puppy or two? No. An entire soccer team.

>>67066325
You’re welcomed wuffian

>How long can you hold your breath
They must know, right?

fuwawa won this previously, right?

Imagine Mococo trying to hold your breath and you put your hands near her waist and pretend to tickle her

>>67066257
How do I enchant an onahole to teleport my semen into their wombs?

>suddenly we want to impregnate these hags

>>67066369
:D

holy shit, I'm fucking weak

>>67066390
I don't even know

Fuwawa would make for a good sniper.

>>67066256
Because they gave up on children/relationships when they decided to be idols, they're telling us so we understand this.
The Ruffians are their surrogate husband's, and EN4 will be their surrogate daughters.

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066338
*flies in ur path*

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066412
>suddenly

wuffians..
raffians...

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066163
It probably was your teacher, this show is actually relatively well known. Although I wouldn't say it's mainstream, a fair amount of non-weebs have heard of it. It even got a parody sketch made about it on SNL a year or two ago.

I'm ngmi. My lung capacity is shit.

>>67066019
We will never be truly free unless we destroy the Japanese

>tweet your thoughts
my mind is actually broken
do i fucking tweet about the section of them wanting kids? thats all i can think about
what the fuck am i suppose to telll them
straight up say the ruffians will provide them with kids??? oh my godddddddddddd WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE PURPOSE OF THAT SEGMENT AHAHAHAHA

>>67066517
45 seconds here

>>67066390
im clueless, explain
>>67066395
yeah, moco-chan didnt want to do it that time though

>>67066369
how is holding breath related to that?

I can't get over that baby fever moment. Fuck, my dick. I NEED to impregnate them.

>>67066412
>suddenly

>baby fever
>breath play
This episode is too much Ruffians I'm gonna fucking explode

>they suddenly talk about wanting kids opening the flodgates for the coomers imagination
Forget about next thread will be better, next month threads will be better

>>67066550

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066550
You're pretty cute, anon

there you go, JP stream

Sex!!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE TWO!!!

They're being botted again?

>>67066591
IM GOING MENHERA

>>67066412
>suddenly

So we're 95% getting a watchalong of mind craft, right?

hey they finally said it in english, still not sure why they refused this entire time.

>unarchived karaoke AND a JP stream.
Oh boy

>>67066517
I manage 1 minute 39, ganbarre Ruffian.

>>67066614
God I wish I had botfag's money to SC them with

>They're telling us about the Japanese stream after all the bitching /here/ yesterday about them avoiding it

they are playing dreamcast and gamecube and they made it JP onry? I WONT MENHERA

>>67066591
It only took them an entire week. Hopefully, next time, they will say it immediately and get better about communication.
I will kill all the Japanese.

they have 1 chance remaining to explain the takoyaki stream in english
if it doesn't happen after the karaoke then it'll be the first stream which is completely unknown to EOPs

>>67066412
>suddenly

>>67066576
You mean the birthday/valentine's month?

>>67066576
Valentines
Depending if Fuwawa amps up the temptress in her even next months threads won't be good

they're gone...

>>67066676
they literally just explained it in english

>>67066676
they already explained it

>>67066592
the only thing I could find was holding your breath when orgasming but I don't know if it's something that simple

They need an endcard with their NY outfits

>>67066412
>suddenly

No... come back... the voices...

i'm going to rewatch that kids segment holy shit
we need soundposts of every single thing in it
what the fuck
is this their version of okayu mode? basically just telling us we're the only ones they'll have to rely on for procreation

>>67066735
yeah but i prewrote that shitpost and didn't feel like wasting it

>>67066676
>it'll be the first stream which is completely unknown to EOPs
Lol, we've had a ton of JOP streams already.

>>67066760
blowjobs, anon

well back to watching terraria, have a good day ruffians

Another fwmcmorning, another day getting distracted by /baubau/ and not knowing if I was an esr.

Them talking about wanting kids has me worried they will graduate in the near future...

THEY LOVE US AND WANT TO BEAR OUR CHILDREN

I had my first dream about FWMC this week. We were competing against each other on the show The Amazing Race. We were in an airport in Africa waiting for a bus, and Mococo was humming Dango Daikozoku, so we ended up talking about VNs. Then we went on a safari and I held her hand. I got eliminated from the show at the end. Has anyone else had a dream about them?

they love us...

my brain is mush

70 streams
On average, 10 ESRs per stream
700 ESRs
Never me

>>67066810
you are anon you are...

>>67066661
I'm glad they finally did! They should have done it last Saturday, but oh well.
I guess it's a good thing they're /here/ cause no one else will give them any constructive criticism

Give them puppies. NOW.

>>67066810
You were, they said your name clearly

Jesus fuck, this episode will go down as the one that finally got me. They knew exactly how to get my ojisan heart all riled up.

>>67066841
>not a 3x ESR
Couldn’t be me

>>67066841
If it makes you feel better that number is actually lower since they sometimes read people multiple times

>>67066841
5k regular FWMC morning watcher

Hope you guys liked Palworld because we are guaranteed to get more of it. It already sold 1 million copies on steam. This is the new Hololive arc.

https://youtu.be/E_hsZFDEKPs?t=1223
timestamp for the hajimete no otsukai section

i don't know what to fucking tweet, my mind is broken

Why did they treat FWMCM #70 as so much more of a milestone than #60?

Virgins in the thread would love to see them fucked while they sit on a corner
It is staggering the amount of unironic cuckolds that use baubau

>>67066841
There were 50 in the 50th stream

>>67066822
>The Amazing Race
holy shit i forgot about that show

Next week will be better, right?

"oh, Saturday's a stream not dead-ass in the middle of the night! Looks goo- ACK!"
>nihongo no haishin
Eurofags can't ever catch a break...

>>67066903
nice projection

>>67066896
60 was not too long after 50 so it doesn't feel as worth celebrating.

>>67066814
They have another good 5 or so years. With their current income that's more than enough time to retire and have children

70 episodes without being an ESR!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am off to make a litter of puppies with my wife moco-hime, see you fags at the karaoke. Don't let the schizos go too wild

>>67066903
I mean, we're all stream watchers here. Leave it to the creators the keep me entertained.

>>67066928
ADVENT PALWORLD
JP COLLAB PALWORLD
SOLO PALWORLD

>>67066841
>700,000 ruffians
you lost 1 in 1000 chance, how tragic!

>>67066888
i really don't see fwmc playing it without the rest of advent

>>67066661
I swear this keeps happening. I really hope they aren't /here/ with the amount of schizo shit that is posted.

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1748383028718850542

>that retweet from fucking september instantly after their tweet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>67066986
>JP COLLAB PALWORLD
I really want this

>>67066903
Speak for yourself.

>>67066987
it doesnt work like that retard

>>67067018
god fucking damnit

THEY WANT THE TEAM RUFFIANS
GET PREGNANT GET PREGANNT GET PREGNANT

>>67066987
Out of those, less than 10k tune in for the stream.
Out of those, only a certain percentage of people bother to chat at all.

>>67066794
That's only if you have a big enough dick for it to get to their throats, which most ruffians probably don't

>>67066789
Sex with Okayu

>>67067018
ludokano reposted it right before stream

>>67067060
oh my gosh...

>reposted this https://twitter.com/Ludokano/status/1701592910012244100
>Soccer Mom PuppyBaul
AAAAAAAA

>>67067018
lmao that is pretty funny

Purity squizo doko

https://youtu.be/E_hsZFDEKPs?t=1327
specific timestamp for when they talked about two soccer teams full of puppies

hooly shit does anyboy have the stream/soundpost for it? they said it was by debut but im pretty sure it was a game stream or something
im just fucking baffled they remember this offhanded comment they made and they meant it with the intention of kids
BREEEEEEEEEEED

Are you ready for Valentine's Day?

>>67066903
No, we want to be the ones to impregnate them. Unfortunately for us, and them, they will more than likely never marry or have children.

don't forget to vote, ruffians
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1748229559093264678

though I'm not sure whether you're supposed to put each as two choice or just fuwamoco as one choice?

>>67067188
no

What is stopping my ill mind to commission Fuwawa pregnant with my son? Would that be considered canon?

>bring up wanting kids after episode 69

>>67067215
>implying I haven't

>>67067188
Reminder that we figured out they'll be ovulating right during Valentine's
They will be peak horny and fertile and wishing for kids

>>67067188
Fuck, after this episode? Not anymore

>>67066928
As long as there's no JP solo stream, it WILL be better.
Hopefully, they collab with a JP senpai, cause it's been a while.

>>67067188
I thought I would be.

>>67067158
it was a fwmcmorning

>>67067188
I wonder if those anons already started saving up.

soooooooo
how do i tell them i'll take repsonsibility and breed them without being too direct and scaring them?
or do you think we're at the point i can just brazenly type up a storm of how i want to have loving babymaking sex with them and they'll adore it

>>67067209

>>67067060

>>67067158
They're at the stage of life where they uncontrollably desire children

>>67067279
>how do i tell them i'll take repsonsibility and breed them without being too direct and scaring them?
Tell them you'll make sure that soccer team becomes a reality.

Next thread will not be better...

>>67067283
kek anon I literally did the exact same before seeing yours

Talking about wanting kids is a warrant canary
If they stop, that means they've gotten someone to fuck them

>>67067158
They want to be bred

>>67067209
do I vote FuwaMoco or Fuwawa and Mococo

>>67067158
>In the end cats are good too
NOOOO FUWAMOCO DON'T DO IT YOU NEED REAL CHILDREN

>>67067344
The baby talk is drowning out the JP solo stream talk, so I think this is a GOOD thread.

>>67067279
send them your resume outlining a passion for caretaking and past experiences as junior league coach.

fill it out you fucks
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1748229559093264678
s.goodsmile.link/gmC

>>67067378
Both individually.

what'd you write here?

>>67067374
that's not what a warrant canary is...

>>67067392
Exactly. Next thread will be worse because this is a good thread

>>67067384
If they have real children or get married, they'll never be idols.
It's a sad conundrum they're in, anon.

>>67067272
was it?? fuck man my memory is getting foggy, 6 months is too much time to remember everything
i distinctly remember
"a puppy or two" being said, and there is a soundpost for it but i dont have it

I'm literally full erect thanks FuwaMoco

>>67066928
I hope you like more jp panderingslop streams and another jp solo stream

I will give them a full litter. Cant let any of their eggs go to waste

>>67067425
Obviously I don't literally mean a warrant canary. I mean something analogous to a warrant canary. Unless I am misunderstanding what a warrant canary is, in which case please explain.

>>67067416
I LIED for question 5 and am stuck on 7.

>>67067416
Fuwawa Abyssgard
Mococo Abyssgard
FuwaMoco

>>67067438
iirc, they were talking about fall fashion and then someone talked about mococo(?) looking like a soccer mom

>>67067412
No need to go crazy, I have thousands of bots ready. I helped Fuwawa win an award, and I will help them be chosen to be figures.

>>67067490
baused

>>67067512
Baused.

>>67067279
I deleted this from my response, but this is what I wrote:
>My mission is now to adopt children and donate them to you, right?

>>67067490
FUCK this is the only correct answer

>>67067490
>>67067370
>>67067283
>we can only make one, I guess most people want the Fuwawa one huh, let's do Mococo next year...
Mococo would go absolutely mental and our route for her and the true harem end would close forever..

I wish they didn't talk about the baby thing... It makes me feel a bit sad for them.

>>67067490
I put FUWAMOCO and no second or third choice. All or nothing

>>67067490
shit I fucked up and put biboo for the third option.
oh well

>>67067575
They didn't sound that sad when Mococo said a cat is fine too. If soundautist was still here he could probably tell us if I'm wrong though.

>>67067575
Same

>>67067490
I don't believe you have purchased a Fuwawa Pop Up Parade figure already.

>>67067622
I'm imagining how she must look doing this IRL and I love Fuwawa

>>67067575
It's okay. Nowadays women can still get babies at like 50.
I've got plenty of time to impregnate them over and over, let them be idols for a decade.

>>67067435
This is why they want a man to make the decision and forcefully impregnate them

I've done my form duty

you guys are going to be a lot more annoying from now on huh...

>>67067416
DIAMOND DOGS

>>67067765
now do your fap duty and give them puppies

>>67067647
I really hope it's just a temporary thing due to watching that show while literally ovulating.
The fact that they told us twice, once yesterday and once today, means it's been on their minds a lot.

I love them so much that even if one of them says she's pregnant, I will be out of this world happy for them. I love them that much, not like people or dogs but like a deity.

not that direct fags

>>67067790
korekaramouyoroshiku

>>67067575
That sadness and desire to breed just makes me want to support them to the end even more.

>gachikoi, goslings, coomers, breeders winning basically nonstop, every week
>the few schizos who oppose all that keep on losing time and time again
At what point do you throw in the towel?

>>67067816
they outright said
>we talked A LOT about silly things
when they brought it up, its absolutely been on their minds a lot kek and they've had detailed discussions about it

>>67067828

>>67067828
Kek

>>67067818
That's agape, the highest form of love.

>>67067876
My cope is that they also talked about adopting together.

>>67067876
it's because their birthday is coming up
women have a biological timer for this thing so weighs on their minds every time their birthday rolls around

>>67067512
Baused botbro

>>67067818
>I love them so much that even if one of them says she's pregnant, I will be out of this world happy for them.
This but only if it's immaculate conception, or they went to the sperm bank and used a turkey baster.

>>67067922
>adopting
That's cute, but if they move to Japan this can't happen. The declining birthrate would make it hard, wouldn't it?
I know nothing about adoption

>>67067941
>so weighs on their minds every time their birthday rolls around
To be fair, it weighs on my mind A LOT now that I'm over 30....

Are they trying to find out who the gorillas are? I was so close to horny posting a reply

I almost replied to their tweet with the clip of Fuwawa saying "well Ruffians if you want a puppy (copy) or 2..."

>>67067416
I feel a bit guilty for answering a survey for a comany I have never bought anything from, so I'm just gonna be honest and say I haven't bought any. I bet if I somehow win the prize lottery they will just re-roll me for an actual customer. For Q6 though, the only correct answer is Fuwawa and Mococo.

Surely the JPbros can do me a solid and give them that team they want!

>>67068049
at this point i think its what they want
reminder the small fry pussy guy got a reply in rawr n' response, got featured in koyoris morning show AND then also got additionally featured in FWMCmorning
gorillas have nothing to lose but everything to gain

>>67068072
They'll have to get through me first

>>67068110
Le kek

>>67067876
>2 hags who are around each other 24/7 and have synched up their period since forever
>talking about having babies
Gee you think
They just need a man to step up and marry + impregnate them both

>>67068072
Cuck Anon! I was worried you didn't make it

>>67068141
Me of course

>>67068072
kek

>all of the faggots acting surprised at them mentioning wanting kids exposing themselves as people who didn't watch kanon with them
grim

>>67068158
This, coupled with the JP stream, only gives him more ammo...

>>67068141
That man is me

Why am I getting ads from the Singapore government when I'm not even in the same continent as those people? Why are the ads in English and "dog/animal themed"?

>>67067215

>>67068185
I'm surprised they brought it up for fucking FWMC morning

>>67068185
They didn't outright say they talked about wanting kids during Kanon. They simply said it made them cry.
This was WAAAAAAY different and completely unambiguous.

Every time I think this place can't get any worse people here surprise me

>>67068250
I'll be sure to raise that Japanese hafu!

>>67068185
its a 13hour vod i need to find time to set aside for
don't think its surprising not everybody has finished or watched it especially when it was on a weekday

>>67068260
me too, i thought they'd keep it there

>>67068185
I thought it was just an off hand comment, just like the soccer team comment
Didn't think it was so serious to them

Those are some big shoes to fill, Fuwawa. Shoes only suited for one ethnically Japanese. I am unworthy. And yet... forgive me for being so bold, but... may I at least hold your and stare into your beautiful pink eyes of yours as JPNiki works his magic?

>>67067828
Eh, I don't mind. He's honest and just a random fan, worst case it lets them know Ruffians desire them sexually

>>67068185
But they didn't say that during Kanon, they only implied it.

>>67067392
all according to keikaku
trust the dogs

>>67068370
>worst case it lets them know Ruffians desire them sexually
they already know this without a doubt

>>67068370

>>67068279
They said it made them feel the same way senpai were feeling about them, in reference to Subaru saying meeting FWMC awakened her motherhood

>>67068370
they already know that really well

>>67067828
I could've sworn I saw him post the same tweet a month or 2 ago

>>67068284
No. You provide Fuwawa and her Japanese husband financial support from the cuckshed.

>>67068185
You just realized that this thread is mostly shitposters that don't watch streams and just post about shit they read here? This has been very obvious since early September

>>67067828
I mean, d*de has a terminal case of baubau病. He gets a pass.

>>67068185
I am a wagie, will watch it during the weekend...

>>67068459
kys

>>67068459
I am very stupid, plese andastand

>>67068454
nta, but we get a shed?! I'm in.

>>67068459
It was obvious, yeah. Everyone's just surprised about how direct they were today, because they've never said anything like this before. Not even during Kanon.

>>67068493
Shitposter-kun feeling sad that he got called out.

am I wrong for thinking that JP kids doing errands show is really weird?

does admitting that close off the fuwamoco route?

>>67068185
But... they literally didn't say this during Kanon...?

>>67068454
Oh! Of course! Anything to make sure Fuwawa, her Japanese husband, and that hafu baby are provided for! Though, admittedly, I feel its wrong to give them my dirty gaijin money... But it's the thought that counts! Hopefully the shed has a window of sorts so I can look over at Fuwawa and JPNiki having fun inside their lovely home!

>>67068452
>>67068443
They should be reminded of it frequently though. It makes Mococo happy too.

>>67068536
Except they did. You wouldn't know since you never watched it.

>>67068370
>Ruffians desire them sexually
They are well aware of that already

again good reason why we should watchalong PapaKiki

>>67068449
Ah, I guess my confusion comes from not knowing how their senpai talk about them.
I thought it was simply referring to their senpai finding them cute.

>>67067828
Kek fitting name

>>67068601
I did. They never mentioned talking about wanting to have children, and they never mentioned the soccer team of puppies.
You are literally wrong.

>>67068682
don't reply, its a shitposter
almost clever angle

>>67068645
Except they also talked about what Subaru said before. You're just digging yourself deeper into a hole the more you post

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1748392307932688799

>>67068645
I guess your reaction was common enough for Fuwawa to feel the need to be more direct so wuffians start lusposting about impregnating her.

>>67068601
>Except they did.
No, they didn't. Implications are not the same thing as directly stating something, retard.
I don't expect an autist to understand, though.

This might sound weird but I hope one of them disappears for months just like Gura did because that would mean they are pregnant and that would make me really happy for them

>>67068185
>them mentioning wanting kids exposing themselves as people who didn't watch kanon with them
Nice try, I'd timestamp you but the archive is too long for me to do that

>>67068761
anon i think they have to leave the house to get pregnant. it's not happening

>>67068682
They literally did talk about how after watching that they were awakened to motherhood. Just watch streams instead of trying to find out about streams from this thread

>>67068761
Same, Ruffian! But unless it's at the hands of one of our JPNiki, my smile will NOT be protected! That being said, that would never happen! Gaijin seed entering those sacred wombs? Never.

>>67068761
Go away

>>67068809
They didn't say that at all, though. The clip has literally been posted, just fucking rewatch that retard.

I go to sleep after I finished off to Mococo and here they go making me horny as I wake up

Can someone edit Ruffian hair and whatever else onto this?

>>67068761
Fuck off
They'd hate to disappear

next thread won't be better

>>67068756
Except they did. Hell it's probably even time stamped by people that timestamp streams. Just go find it and watch so you stop embarrassing yourself

>>67068902
kek

>>67068594
STFU you cuck

>>67068809
there's a huge fucking gap between wanting a child and wanting 22 childs

>>67068800
not if i yobai them

>>67068746
Yeah the fact that they decided to be more explicit like this is... pretty telling.
What would it do to them if they started getting fanart of them as mothers...?

>>67068851
>the clip
Rumao go watch streams retard. Or go do something better with your life instead of being a shotposter/anti

So we're totally fine with them having a husband if that means they have kids? Is this a yab for jpbros?

I was running an errand before today's episode and I was just thinking seriously about Fuwamoco having kids. I would have posted about it here if I was home. And boom, it's on Fuwamoco morning.

These fucking /jp/ shitposters. They've probably typed "who are you quoting?" at least a hundred times.

>>67068913
You know what, I don't care anymore about arguing with someone who's blatantly shitposting.
Hope you enjoy the karaoke tonight!

>>67068973
Why wouldn't we be?! Let's hold their hands as JPNiki grants their wish!

>>67068973
I'm okay with them having a romantic partner if it's (in order of acceptance)
>me
>the other twin
>a cute JP holo like Koyori

Nothing else

>>67068561
Yes you are weird. The concept is really popular in Asia and you have similar copycat shows in Korea and China.

>>67068972
Stop samefagging and watch the clip yourself. I'm done responding, shitposter-chama.

>>67069059
Same

kek that thumbnail

Nips React
1.19.24 episode 70

>Hello haro babau~
>Im not mococo! Im nanashi!!
>I've been doing BAUBAU. Should I sleep?
>Something really bad happened today, but everything was blown away by this fluffy morning.
>Baubau disease
>If you get a bau disease, it won't heal.
>If you get the virus, you won't be cured. There is no vaccine or antibodies to tell if you have contracted the disease.
>Matsuri is so fluffy and mentally healed.
>Rather, BAUBAU is a magic medicine for all kinds of diseases...
>Sneezing is cute...
>200th sneeze commemoration
>I understand because there are times when I feel like sneezing in an exaggerated manner.
>In other countries, letting a small child go shopping alone is considered abuse...
>To be honest, I want to keep a Mokochan.
>Mokochan is cute
>To be frank, it's inhumane to let go of a fluffy dog who wants to keep Mokochan.
>Don't let the broadcaster hold your breath
>It's cute to see them swaying silently
>Moko-chan is strong
>To be honest, I want to give birth to a Mokochan.
>Mokochan is strong at holding his breath, after all, it's Kirby.
>Looking forward to the advent karaoke relay
>I guess I'll sleep in preparation for the advent song slot.
>Babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>67069096
kek

>>67069105
>To be honest, I want to give birth to a Mokochan.

>>67069096
They've played on easy mode though

>>67069096
kino incoming, been hoping for this for months

>>67069022
>if you don't take my cuckfiction seriously you're a shitposter
That's a hilarious angle.

>>67069016
who are you quoting?

English sprinkles confirmed. We're back, bros... they aren't gonna forget about us.

>>67069096
AHHHH I WANT THEM TO LAUGH AT ME. I want Fuwawa to mock me and belittle me as she steps on me with her feet and demands I lick and kiss her toes!

>>67069208
why are they wet

>>67069096
It won't happen but I hope they play other danmaku...

>>67069096
THESE BRATTY DOGS AGGGGHHH

but on a different note, I'd think they would have trouble even on easy mode

>>67069234
they've been wet for us since like debut

>>67069105
>To be honest, I want to keep a Mokochan.
>Mokochan is cute
Maybe I am JP

>no mention of beef in the thief simulator description
kek they hated that joke didn't they

>>67069096
>they actually did it
Absolute madlasses, they're so /here/ (or at least /jp/)

>>67068909
That's always the case but thanks for pointing it out and not holding out hope.

>>67069234
Sweating. I think that emote denotes nervousness or something similar to "sorry...!!"
It implies that they'll try to sprinkle in eigo for me specifically.

Something about them telling us directly about wanting kids makes me feel uneasy. Whatever... I'm a schizo anyway. Mostly anything these days makes me schizo out over something silly.

>>67069234

>>67069350
>Something about them telling us directly about wanting kids makes me feel uneasy.
It makes my cock feel uneasy.

>>67069208
>when our brains turn on
But... they're... y'know

>>67069096
does this mean they're going to do normal mode?
they aren't going to make it...

>>67069375
They'll try their best, and that's all that matters.
I trust my dog wives.

>>67069096
FUWAMOCO, you should play the first try on Lunatic as a joke, that would be funny!

>>67069327
FuwaMoco are obsessed with sweat

>>67069300
It was partly making fun of their accent tbf

>>67069354
>it's not like we want to share this info with you
SHE KNOWS
>conumi.ogg

>>67069073
I watched the actual stream where they said that watching that showed awakened them to motherhood just like Subaru interacting with them awakened her to motherhood/grandmotherhood.
Start watching streams instead of shitposting about clips.

Do you guys not have single ladies in your friend group? A bunch I know who are in their 30s constantly complain about wanting kids. Is just natural.

>>67069354
hot
>>67069410
pretty sure they mentioned playing it on normal during nobeta

>>67069475
>Do you guys not have single ladies in your friend group?
No, faggot.

They'll get a JP superchat asking for "if they'll do more jp solo streams." and they recently created a Japanese playlist....
Prepare yourselves.

>>67069475
>ladies
>friend
>friend group
haha...

I can't take it anymore the thoughts of Fuwawa dominating and toying with me are becoming overwhelmingly strong

>>67069410
I never played 2hu, does it have continues?

>>67069313
They were /jp/ before a third of Ruffians were born

>>67069543
>they'll get
>recently
Yeah this the clipwatcher threadreader general.

>>67069475
Mine are not even on their 30s yet, and we already get the that. Guess it just ramps up.

>>67069470
They were literally more direct here. I don't understand how you continue to deny this unless you're simply shitposting?
Either way, you should fuck off.
Kanon was a great watchalong btw. Nayukis moms "death" was genuinely fucking hilarious but their reactions were enough to break my heart.

>>67069475
Where do I find these single childless women in their 30s?

>>67069475
>single ladies in your friend group?
Anon, I...
At least with younger folk, having a single lady in the group could cause some problems if the group is still "new". I find it pretty cool to have such a solid friend group like yours

>>67069687
in their houses, there's a reason why Fuwawa really likes yobai

>>67069566

>>67069543
Yes, and they'll say what they've always said since day one, "we're Hololive english, so there won't be too many JP streams... please look forward to the JP collabs, though!" They aren't going to go back on what they said just because you're an insecure retard.
Also, the playlist is primarily a collab playlist, and they plan on collabing with a LOT of JPs.

>>67069475
i don't even have a friend, let alone a friend group.

>>67069475
My high school mixed gender group fizzled out about 4 years ago, and when we last saw, most women of the group were raging LGBT feminists...

>>67069543
>>67069627
Dual raid? Hell yeah

It's kind of funny how some of you are okay with being demoted to second-rate viewers, once every week or two, who only get "english crumbs" while your wives entertain other men

If they're doing JP streams, I want them to play deresute

>>67069566
I would let this woman take complete control of my life

>>67069687
dating apps and community courses but also lots of luck

>Have you heard of Hajimete no Otsukai Ruffians?
yes because you told us about it the other day...

don't

give puppies

>>67069851
you're making me dislike this image

>>67069848
Even discounting bots, FWMCM gets lots more viewers than their Kanon watchalong did

>>67069096

>>67069673
>they were more direct
No. It doesn't get more direct than them saying they were awakened to motherhood by watching that. Sorry that hurts your cuck fiction about them.
Maybe try watching streams if you want to write something believable or alternatively just stop

>>67069854
On it.

>>67069851
>>67069854

>>67069886
Not my problem

>>67069753
Oh okay, so if I want a Fuwawa I need to
>commit crime
>???
>get married

don't poster my beloved

>>67069475
yeah it didn't seem out of place to me
my 29yo femcel friend got her first cat recently now she has 3