/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67041685
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

dingo third wheeling

>magnoir ditched them to fish
HOLY LORE ACCURATE

>>67041711
Amen.

>>67041685
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5veRZ6xB1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U

>>67041711
Amen.

>>67041711
Amen
>>67041508
JUZE WIN YET AGAIN

>>67041733
Fixed

>>67041947
kek, big love

>Bettel nut- Bettel luck next time
uooooohhh

>>67042048

>>67041685
Poor Axel

>>67041947
kek

>ALTARE STARTED SMILING

>enter axel stream
>get sad at remembering my whore oshi
>close axel stream

>>67042479
But he's having fun remembering them anon! Don't you want to have fun too?

>>67042550
it reminds me of the stupid "ash was in a coma" or "fosters happens inside the girl's snowglobe" theorycrafting. HQ was never real... it was just a game that axel played alone in his room. Purinsesu Maguni... Nowa oji... his imaginary friends...

>>67042048
How many jester rape posts has he read?

Moist

>>67042693
All of them

>Magni is an ice cold bitch

>Welcome back, Vesper

I'm glad it's still the middle of the day in Japan, otherwise Axel would get super drunk when going out with Altare and cry thinking of the other two

I'm having a lot of fun bug kinda regret asking for more Miitopia, didn't think we would get more party members

altnowa.....

altnowa...

WTF KEK

Magni is what drove Altnowa apart.

>Altare cucking Magni with Vesper
KINO

>>67043181
greedy slut

NTR

Wtf Axel, you can’t just vent bts drama like this

This is Vesper's payback for magni's whoredom

one-sided axmag...

ALMOND LIVES

>Axel: Wanna hang out at a cafe?
>Vesper: I'm not so sure...
Lore...accurate...

dead ship stream I see... ;_;

>>67043416
ate too much goblin ham

I caught another jutard gifted yay

>>67043420
don't be sad, we're eating for the first time in months

were axel and vesper ever shipped together?

I dunno man, watching the Miitopia stream is like people watching in a town of ghosts. There's people that'd be into that shit, but it's not for me.

>>67043526
Nah the vibes were always dad and son with them

>Rex

>>67043526
I think I've only seen three ship arts of them ever

>>67043526
nope

>>67043567
based. better than jurard

>>67042659
>his imaginary friends

>>67043567
He's always called him Rex

>>67043526
i've seen exactly one homo and one lesbian genderswap fic

>>67043181
Home wrecker!

Love forever...

>>67043811
Love...

How could he not realize that earlier kek

bald jurard is too ugly for me to continue watching the stream

Guys, I think that Shinri and Bettel aren't doing so well

>i'm no bottom
>would I even go down there? that's what a bottom would say

I guess it's still gonna be at least a month before they start shipping the merch...
https://twitter.com/GhostXGhostTW/status/1748182431147147582

>>67044107
shinri and bettel are going to japan together

Banchou has 0 tolerance for cheating...take note Ruze.

>>67044205
Shinri full nelsoning Bettel ToT

>>67044611
the collabs he missed out on took a toll on him

>dino stripteasing for hakka
>ruze walks in
AIIEEEE

"You played Palworld with BAN-ZO-EEN-SENPAI~!! HOW COULD YOU??"

good night MANS

Banchou walking up to a bald man and saying "nice head game, my dude~!!"

jura crying while remembering the movie he watched

He's still crying over it days later...

how do i get the dino to watch a heavy drama movie/anime? i want to be there while he ugly cries

>>67045977
be pako

>>67018033
I FUCKING LIED I MISS HIM SO MUCH UUUUUUUU WHERE IS MY CLOWN I NEED MY CLOWN

>wake up from nap
>check yt, click into jurard's stream
my eyes reflexively widened

>>67046186
he shaved his head as apology for not being a virgin anymore

>>67044646
gross kys

>>67044825
this is how you know how in sync the two of them are

>>67046186
He has cancer man and is going thur chemo! Show some respect!!

>>67046319
>Clicked on a spoiler during streaming horas
Newfag mistake

>>67046258
He should dogeza as an apology

I love red retard's stupid villain laugh so much

dino's noise is fun but distracting me from the game. is he making any progress?

wtf kek

Donald-kun...

>>67044047
weak

>>67044669
rexy really hates missing out on armis group activities, huh... cute

>"Hey! I don't have hair on my ass cheeks, I have hair...wait--"
Banchou...

>>67046715
not at all kek it's a glorified zatsu at this point

>>67047042
Does a collective bullying session count as a zatsu?

>>67047200
for rexy? yes

anons that were reminiscing fondly on magni WWE streams: we now have tavioli armis vs. tempus basketball telly in 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN6qyRxzJNw

>>67047244
oop, in 24 hours from now? why the fuck is the room so early

anons that were reminiscing fondly on axel NBA 2K23 streams: we now have tavioli armis vs. tempus basketball telly in 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN6qyRxzJNw [

I'm waiting on Jurard to do a WWE stream. He'd make a great announcer.

>>67047244
>>67047339
Idiots kek. 2K with custom players has a lot of potential. It’s something I had wished for so I’m happy Octavio is attempting it.

this guy, i swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aad4yZvL_q8

>>67047296
tavi's unironically really looking forward to streaming this!

holy-
https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1748231841549607208

>>67047776
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>67047776
Ok, i see that and i counter with

>>67047597
shinwi is so silly

>>67047597
Ah Josuiji "what is sleep"Shinri

>>67047597
amazing content, 10/10, hope he does more of them

Altare really likes to do that *read* to Hakka kek
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1748226732224602217

>>67048195
Thats what he gets for betraying the cul-i mean guild.

>>67048195
Rape correction is needed

https://twitter.com/ZooChosis_Game/status/1747629906828177845
This game looks sick I hope somebody plays it when it's out

Rexy's rextapes ToT

he triggered the alarm KEK

>>67048978
holy shit i need someone to play this. shinri is the easiest bet probably but i wanna see altare or maybe hakka

i am glad jurard is on the graveyard shift tonight for entertainment. i miss my husband….
i have never played dwarf fortress before but have heard it about it for what feels like a decade at this point. it’s not until the weekend though…

Finally... I'm finally getting used to his screaming...

>>67049974
Anon... you're going deaf.

>>67050084
losing your hearing was the solution all along

>>67050084
>>67050554
NTA but my volume went from 20% to 30%...

>>67050680
do you have him on speakers? im using my earphones, and i have him this low

>>67050802
Weak, I have him at 38% with headphones on.

His mama saw...

>>67050884
I have him at 54%. Am I actually going deaf?

banchou shed his lizard skin!

Banchou...

>>67050956
Will jubald become one of the strange things that haban-mama end up drawing....?

he lost his head

>>67051339
He got too ahead of himself

>>67051186
CUTE

>you guys put placenta on your face?
???

>are old lizard skins gonna be our gamer bathwater?
>yeah, we're gonna use it for skincare, like how some people use placentas on their faces

banchou's body parts are really multi-purpose, i see

>>67051555
reminds me that for whatever reason some kind of animal placenta was a trendy skincare product ingredient in east asia for a bit. and it got attention because it sounds so gross

Armis2 should be entirely bald.

>>67051908
they're from the northern "goodlands" which looks like candy land and they're all some kind of moustache twirling bald headed mayor looking fuck. ojisan generation

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1748248591125164387

Goldie so funny where does he even get all these video ideas

>>67052301
reeeeee merryweather get your no-charisma ass away from them

>>67052053
I want a british organised crime character but not played by a brit and they have to do a shitty accent the entire time.

I miss bettel... eighty four and a half more hours ueueue

jurard
>cramped for an entire day for a project
>almost passed out when he went to school
>found out that the project's deadline was a week away, not that day
>kept falling asleep in the class
>classmates kept taking pictures of him falling sleep
did he study Architecture or Civil Engineering? He mentioned something about waiting for hours for his project to be rendered

>>67053714
>>cramped
Misread that as "creampied" and almost replied with UOOH SEX...

I miss him.....ughhhhh... ; ;

>>67053984
my mistake. supposed to be "crammed"

>>67048195
hakkers...

>>67053994
Stay strong brother

>>67053714
He hinted multiple times that he's a business major. In 2 truths 1 dare he said "I studied Marketing for this".

>>67054173
2 lies 1 truth the first Collab ah well

>>67054173
Oh. thanks. If he was rendering something in that project, he probably was designing a building for a business center or bullshit using google sketchup. I used google sketch up to design a 3d model of the house I designed for a project basing on the elevations and floor plans I designed

>>67053994
I hope this break is just a smoke screen for him to go to nipland.

hey I just started Rex's vod and what the fuck

>>67054352
I would be so happy until it turned into three months of axel league off collabs

>>67054379
yeah...

>>67054463
>spoiler
That would suck, however imagine him being force to do idol stuff, the mental image of Bettel in a dance lesson is pretty funny to me.

There's too many boys to watch. I'm losing interest because I end up out of the loop

>>67055046
treat vtubers as casually as you want, or even not watch them when you find something else. it's what might help to keep them on their toes in the big picture

>>67055046
time to become a clip goblin

>nobody streaming
WE NEED MORE BOYS

i just finished the kobalt karaoke, top 5 altare karaokes for sure

How is Magni doing recently? Any signs of regret? Remorse? Did he express any desire to come back?

>>67056753
He's dead

don't

>>67056786
stop

>>67056844
believing

>>67056753
I loved Magni but notMagni is not him anymore and is offtopic. If you'd like to talk about what he did as Magni or the character and it's lore, go ahead

>>67056753
>Any signs of regret?
Dwindling CCV made him upset that not every magmite followed him blindly.
>Remorse?
lol no
>Did he express any desire to come back?
no

>>67052053
armis 2 : oompaloompa

>>67057443
the villain unit no one expected...

>>67054539
lmao egg banchou

https://twitter.com/yoursleepywitch/status/1747995121440723320

>>67056753
much regret on leaving behind vtubing in general and the easy money fanbase it gave him, no regrets shedding the corpo. he would never come back to being under a manager and restrictions on his speech/personality/jokes/content.

hate hate HATE regis altare

I miss banchou...

Look at this dog

>>67058206
The restrictions made him better.

>>67058307
well **I** miss banchou MORE!

>>67058526
Unironically, he is so bland without any filter

>>67058550
WRONG I miss him MORE MORE

>>67058526
well if he hated the tard wrangling placed on him that much, no point sticking around anyway

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Adventurer's Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on corruption beasts, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Hero in all of Tempus. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Elysium, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of collab partners across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Tempus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPdVUsXAxiI

>>67059148
BANG BANG

>>67054547
i'm imagining betsy in pink leotards and ballet shoes. you're right, it's hilarious

Gibby's Silly stream is back up with the game blurred

the ruze LC collab was great

BETTEL ON THE TELLY

I want Jurard to cover this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de7VH3Ojl9A

>>67059715
yeah, for a first LC collab they had a good rhythm going and making each other kek

>>67059518
EVEN MORE blurred???

>Axel fed Magni butterfly coom
Is he... You know...?

don't

>>67059860
did he hop on some indie's stream, or kuro's?

>>67059148
YOU'LL FEEL THE RUMBLE AND TUMBLE AS WE'RE COMING 'ROUND, SHATTERING GLASSES AND PLATES ON THE GROUND

I hope we are all halal 2 day

>>67060826
bettelion have started to hallucinate streams

>>67061101
Ah, just like vesties then

>>67061010
WE GONNA TAKE WHATS OURS AND RISK IT ALLLLL

bettel panty smell

another day of suffering

Everyday I thank god for not making me a bettelion

>>67061221
BLOODHOUNDS, COMING TO YOUR TOWN
WE GONNA BREAK SOME WALLS
YEAH, WE GONNA GET LOUD
CAN'T KEEP IT DOWN
BLOODHOUNDS, MAKE WAY THROUGH THE CROWD

>>67061869
can you help me stop being one? i'm desperate

Convinced that one scorned magmite is trying their best to a one schizo army against Bettel (mainly)

>>67062045
Have you tried watching the other boys

>>67062121
I think Bettel is doing that just fine by himself kek

>>67062121
dont think it's the scorned magmite but it is our schizo

>>67058526
Yeah, most comedians admit that having to do "clean" sets and routines and restrictions can sometimes breed ingenuity. The truly great stuff can sometimes be a result of freedom, but a lot of great works are achieved under restrictions.

RIP offcollab sounds fun but I hope we get just a Shiny Spicy one too

>>67062045
Doesn't Jurard have the same charm of being a retarded boyfailure?

If we don't get the most scuffed shiny spicy karaoke what's even the point

>>67062239
shinyspicy are afraid of being alone with each other onstream. there's just too much sexual tension. that one time drunk axel barged into altare's room, they immediately talked to each other like husband and wife.

>>67062244
they both have that lean towards absurdity but jurard has 200% volume

>>67062239
I think rpr is leaving in a couple days so they probably want to do it while they can

>Look at Jurard's vod
The off center mouth is killing me

La la la~ I hope nobody sexually assaults me, Gavis Bettel, Jester of Guild Tempus as I walk through this thread unattended!

I just took a big shit

>>67063128
Get your shit together

>>67063143
>>67063148

Sometimes I hate him

Blue children cute
https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1748317766548160624

>>67063447
I love him

GSC holding figure surveys again, this time for Pop Up Parade. Nendos are cute but PUPs being relatively cheaper makes them more appealing to vote on imo. I'm on made copium on them saying that they're not looking for just the most popular but characters that catch their eye, so go vote for a boy.
https://s.goodsmile.link/gmC

>>67063128
R

>>67063605
me want hakka figure...but bettel is more likely for popular vote/eyecatching so i'll also vote for him. hololive fans voting when they're officially partnered with good smile anyway and will probably get their girls eventually if they just be fucking patient, how annoying

>>67063752
>spoiler
yeah holoID will surely get theirs hahaha I can't waaait

>>67063948
they have better odds than a Holostar getting one that's for sure

>>67063975
AHAHAHA nice joke

I really like Woven Fates, it hits me in the feels every time

>>67063948
im more talking about fans of the EN girls enmasse on the tweet announcement....once they're eventually done with all the JP girls they announced they'll probably throw a Kobo nendroid out there. i'm slightly sympathetic but at the end of the day you're the branch that's partnered with good smile, not us.

>>67064055
I wrote this post

>>67063605
i wonder if my survey will get discarded if i vote 3 times for the same character

>>67065057
>he doesn't have a smart fridge

>>67065125
The survey asks you for three characters, he probably meant that kek. I was about to vote but I have never gotten a pop parade figure

>>67062675
>Axel would be an alcoholic husband
naruhodo

>>67065389
>never gotten a pop parade figure
just lie dude
tell them you're a 34 years old single lady and already bought like 60 figures of hot anime dudes and girls and you want more

The small taste of Ruze Octavio one on one at the end of the Palworld guerilla made me just much hungrier

sorry to bring up some girls, but I was following PUPs Myth figure series, and I'm so mad how badly they fucked up Inas face.
I pray this won't happen again if any of the boys get one eventually. I can't deal with such disappointment a second time.

>>67066758
I'm guessing they have a problem with ultra animefying the faces, at least on girls

>>67066758
>girls
no one cares

>>67066758
Wdym it looks cute

>>67066964
it looks nothing like her face, the proportions are totally off

>>67066758
Fingers crossed any figs with our niggas are accurate

>>67066758
if you knew it was offtopic why post it?

>>67067595
hologirl fans have to constantly shove them everywhere for some reason. must be the 'tism

>>67067595
didn't think it was that offtopic, the figures got brought up and even ID girls, guess some people are really that sensitive about it oops

>>67068303
you must be new, as a tip, don't bring up the other gender in any threads unless there's a collab happening, it's almost always seen as off topic

PHANTOM NOOOOO

>>67068303
>I'm so mad about my girl Ina's face I can't stand the thought of it happening again also look at this picture of the girls
Wrong.
>I saw the details were shit on the girls' figures so I'm not gonna expect much (no picrel)
Right.

>>67068429
>>67068652
understood /MANS/ sensei o7

>>67066259
>axel would be an alcoholic husband still hung up on his first love magni and married to his second choice altare

ETA until the next birthday?

>>67068845
It's too bad he doesn't realize that it never would have worked with Magni anyway because Magni is a whore

i'm watching axels mii stream and just seeing leader asking axel if he wanna grab something to eat after stream is so surreal, man i'm happy

>>67069139
Altare in 10 days

>>67069161
Axel knows Magni was a slut, but the dumby made up for it

>>67067595
where do you think they got the name "holobronie"?

MAGNI
DEZMOND
AND MAGMITES

My name is Anon and I am a parasocial.

https://twitter.com/juraouji/status/1748294944178192500

>>67068303
a group that tends to be constantly targeted by the girls fans for no reason finds it a nuisance when the same girls are posted in their spaces? say it aint so

>>67070322
Hello, anon. The first step is admitting you have a problem so you're on the right track.

>>67070498
Thank you, Ruze. It's good to be here.

>>67070322
towards who?

>>67070913
Wow, magmites and vesties are still the worst.

>>67070733
>Parasocial posters
>Loli/shota/rape posters
Who will Ruze take next

>>67071089
(you)

>>67071089
Me

we are pro crimzon ruze
we are anti groombullet

>>67071492
We're auntie GB? Oh my god...

Sparkle on, it's Friday! Pop some beers, kiss your oshis and slash the tires of one (1) person belonging to a racial demographic you simply do not like.

>>67071571
Finally i can say nigga when listening to my favorite songs
>Captcha: GAY AT

>>67071643
Ya know polmite, I had a bad morning gettin a 68% on my math test, but this reminded me that things will be alright, I’m gonna rewatch the stare flayon camping episode again and jerk off, hope you guys have a great weekend

Will the rest of ARMIS hurry up with their fan mascots? I wanna make stupid comics with them

The power he has over ojisans is scary sometimes
https://twitter.com/miamisuki/status/1747084188699009188

Does Axel even know what Altare does to his body when he passes out drunk

>>67072523
I hope ruzaders are cute crabs.

Do you think Aniki still comes to /MANS/? What do you think he posts?

>>67072477
68% on your math test? That does truly suck, but remember that there will be more tests and you have a chance at beating them like how slaves were beaten in the south. Don't be afraid to seek help or tutoring, especially for calculus or whatever they make you take.
>B-but I'm nervous
If you are paying money and time for education, the jew system can certainly afford to give you the support you need. You just need to put in the effort idk visualize Flayon stroking your penis after you get good grades

>>67072619
That's so cute...

>>67072619
>COME MY HOUSE
I'd say the same even though I'm not ESL

>>67072822
he's the magposter

>>67072731
yeah he does, it makes him blush

Shinri...

when it's time to switch party members in miitopia and axel has to remove magni and vesper, will he still laugh and say it's lore accurate?

>>67073208
HOW DID YOU GET THIS-- Uh, I mean DON'T TRICK /MANS/ WITH YOUR LIES

>>67072845
Ty polmite, I’ll get some tutoring soon, this first test was just rough since this old fuck professor squished a months worth of work into a week an a half since he’s going to see family in Jamaica for the next 2 week
Damn polmite how are you so charming but racist, I’d marry you but I know I’m not what ur lookin for

>>67073341
He laughed when Magni and Vesper left him to go fishing

>>67073341
wtf they make you graduate team members?

>>67073342
You've been a busy little guy

>>67073255
no... don't do this to him...

I can't wait for people to stop caring about traitors.

>>67073654
No

>>67073425
>I’d marry you but I know I’m not what ur lookin for
I am certain you shall be an Aryan powerhouse in this world, should you choose to persist. I cannot marry until Maglord's final directive to eliminate (((them))) has been carried out, so live well and happily!
>>67073709
Some...doctored pictures cannot stop me. The days of your foul greedy masters are NUMBERED

>>67073709
EW

Hey /MANS/, I love tempus and armis

>>67074570
I love you too

>>67074570
We know Rio

huh, didn't know that if you used "/live" after a channel's url you'll be shown their current stream, no need to enter a channel and look for the room.

Last night I dreamed that Bettel posted an update but only for jerries and I woke up and thought "maybe I should upgrade my membership just in case"... please bettel just a crumb of a tweet why do you always have to just vanish

>>67076026

>>67076334
I hate this ugly whore like you would not believe

>>67076026
I dreamed he broke a bone the other day so your dream isn't so bad

>>67077013
I dreamed his bone was in me

>>67076026
I dreamed I fucked him in the ass bent over the side of a bath, miss my clown

>>67075266
yeah that's been a thing for ages butyou don't really get that link anywhere so it's not intuitive

do you think leader murders and rapes women because he's actually a power bottom who's removing the competition, and that he actually just wants a nice man to plow his korean bussy instead

>>67077700
no

>>67077013
I'm going to break both his legs so he'll never leave us to pursue any stupid gym arc or go out partying again

>>67077700
Nah

>>67077700
i thought it was established he hate women or did that narrative change

>>67078634
nah he is definitely woman hater

https://twitter.com/hou37707274/status/1748153203324334127

>>67078634
It’s very well established, yeah

>>67078634
Koreans hate women yeah