/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.twitch.tv/errorcodie
la rata is doing art

>Clio is egg donor
>Hanya is surrogate mother
>Mako is homeschool stem teacher
>Jets is homeschool arts teacher

My perfect aussie harem family

still live from last thread

https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
ancient hag playing kenshi

https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger
tiger tekken

https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
demon sorceress playing cult of the lamb

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
jets has finished ace combat 3 and is now doing some CRT karaoke

So...no guys allowed?

How do you think Jets turned her bros down?
I like to believe that she tells people she let them down gentle and tries to preserve the friendship but actually laughs at them.

good news:
it turns out mako doesn't have a ceiling leak, so she can stream in about an hour and a half

bad news:
>it appears to potentially be an unidentified animal pissing on me through the ceiling light fixtures

>>66976866
which type of australian animal may piss in the attic/on the roof?

>>66977212
Possums.

>Clio put Tekken in what do poll
>Only 2 voted
Loud minority eh

>>66977813
the hagstorians need a shakeup, they've been in strategy game world for too long

https://www.twitch.tv/xybug
this dragon will be playing a sticker collecting game

Audio still needs work, but she's trying and is pretty interactive with chat.
https://www.twitch.tv/aviituber

I like this new Shimada era

https://www.twitch.tv/mimyh
cult of the donut

https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame
shark

https://www.twitch.tv/pastelstormveil
pastel is playing slay the spire

https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella
TINKA

it's up to you now, hag lovers. goodnight.

Clio is very lonely and wants someone to cuddle with her and stroke her hair while you both watch old history channel shows.

>>66982411
I shall take on this burden

I hope she sticks with Kenshi. Once you get into the swing of things, it's a good 13 hour autism game but doesn't require so much attention that you can't talk.

>>66982582
Seems like she's intrigued unlike with Bannerlord. That or she's in a good mood. You'll really never know if Clio's gonna stick with something unless she actually sticks to it

>>66982746
It's really weird she didn't take to Bannerlord

>>66985641
Hanabi

>>66986352
Cute butt.

https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox
fox asmr

>>66985641
why she urple

>>66989630
It's just a neat colour.

I'm thinking about them hags.

>Mako was one of those people that used goatse as her TF2 spray

bump

glad to see Clio actually enjoying a new game for once

>>66995533
No idea in what is going on in this game.

>>66996953
it's just a sandbox game where you make a character, then recruit loads of people to make your own stories in

New fig thread
>>66997288

We didnt kwab but none baked after it died so please give us a bump

>>66975902
this looks like a lewdtuber

Are all the Aussies asleep now?

>>66998450
Vivi isn't lewd but she is sexy.

>>67001583
She draws some lewd stuff doesn't she?

>>67003461
Vivi talked about wanting to draw NSFW art on Picarto and has uploaded one NSFW sketch on her alt Twitter. She also talked about being open to doing lewd audio but she gets embarrassed writing it

>>67005284
Huh, neat.

>Jets tries to be a bro to her bro and hook you up with one of her friends
>Her friend is ugly
What do you do?

>>67007711
Which friend is it?

bump

>>67007711
I tell her nobody cares about her 10,000 hours in EU4

>>67007711
As long she does blowjob and anal. That might be Clio

>>67010055
>>67010107
why are you being mean :(

>>67011533
Mean? She said herself she does bj and anal

I have a confession.
I don't actually like Clio. I just find her streams/voice very easy to fall asleep to, and she's always still streaming in the morning so I'm never woken up by a raid.

>>67007711
I actually prefer ugly chicks as long as they aren't fat.

>>67011533
Two reasons
First, Clio is an easy target
2: She invites bants by bantering herself
C. No eggs

>>67012397
>No eggs
we've got them right here

>>67011872
Why lie?

weird conversation

>>67012581
you won't find any eggs in half of vershion even if you get in a time machine

>>67013868
you're a weird conversation

>>67013101
Why reply if you don't watch clio

>>67014460
I watch her all the time and I’ve literally never heard her mention bjs, and I’ve only heard her mention anal in other contexts

>>67014438
not as weird as this one

hag does warhammer
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite

>>67014981
She said she swallows implying she does blowjob during Guild Wars stream when she was doing a platformer event

>>67014981
Someone asked from marshmallow if she did anal she nodded

What are your thoughts on Lumi?

>>67014981
She's had lots of sex with lots of different people, blowjobs and anal are pretty banal considering she has a latex fetish, has dated a dominatrix, and done multiple threesomes

>>67015657
not australian

>>67015657
I like her, but I can't stand her.

>>67015657
I hate Phase Connect and anyone involved with it on principle

>>67016299
You can hate them if you want but their raids MADE this hag

>>67016299
Why? Do you not like when Lumi and Clio collab?

>>67016413
No, I don't

She's speaking fondly about Kenshi
Kino is coming bros

>>67017166
i was promised clio tekken...

>>67017641
This goes one of two ways:
>Gets intrigued by the depth and mechanics
>Starts playing ranked
>Goes giga-autistic and starts laddering until she gets a few ranks below whatever the max is

Or, much more likely
>Paypigs info dump her a bunch of tech that's useless for a new player
>She struggles trying to comprehend and implement it all at once
>Gets frustrated with how much backseating is coming from chat
>Never plays fighters again
>picrelated

>>67017948
she needs to follow the way

>>67017641
There was a poll. Only 2 voted

would Clio like this?

>>67018380
It gives her nostalgia

>>67018185
and yet, i was promised

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>67018064
I wish shimada had more porn.

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
hylics 2

https://www.twitch.tv/louettetheclown_
clussy playing elden ring

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
abymon

>>67018380
Does someone have the full of this?
I'll trade you:
https://files.catbox.moe/4sv5bm.jpg

>>67019629
It’s an edit. Do you want the normal version or the BBC version?

>>67019629
https://www.reddit.com/r/HentaiAnal/comments/11wwyva/clio_aite_full_nelson_sex/

is dyson sphere program a clio-type game i should play??

>>67018436
New hagstorian? You'll get used to it.

>>67019785
fuck this guy

>>67020161
Yeah the twitter was hidden so it had to be reddit, gomen.

>>67020199
catbox link for future use
https://files.catbox.moe/lj53ko.jpg

>>67019785
>>67019629
We could have had so much more like this and you niggers had to go and make Clio uncomfortable with the lewd stuff.
The latex streams were hot and we'll never get them again.

>>67020431
>you niggers
Fuck off mate i'm not one of the weirdos.

>>67020431
>Twitch users overdo a bit and ruin it for everyone
tale as old as time

>>67020161
Fuckin bots, man.

As a treat here's the full res with no shit on it
https://files.catbox.moe/hhwkv4.png

anal is gross

>>67020640
Clio would have done an autistic amount of research and done all the fasting, enemas and dilations beforehand so you don't get poop on your dick

>>67020698
go watch her stream instead of saying weird things like this

y'all niggas need to get laid

there's a bunch of vtubers with lumi in their name so i don't know who they're talking about when people say lumi

>>67021060
I did
It was awful

>>67021095
Kaneko Lumi, Phase Connect's lemon woman

>>67021060
You volunteering?

>>67021366
sure, if you can find me and defeat me in single combat

>>67021721
I accept your challenge, Mako

Why can't Clio lean into it like Yozo

>>67022082
Does anybody actually buy those tiers?

>>67022082
Tempted to get it just to see what she'd do

>>67022307
not yet
I've had a tab of her patreon open for like a month now thinking about doing it just to see what it'll be

https://www.twitch.tv/yozoraaoi
kiwi hag first time AC6

>>67022082
People pay her patreon despite her not uploading anything in months

>>67025111
ominous

I know Jets has Metro and Stalker planned for March or so does anyone know if she's mentioned other games she has planned?

>>67025700
half life alyx, more ace combat, i think she bought the ace attorney trilogy on steam sale. honestly just go check the stream where she asked for steam sale recommendations.

Jets is having so much fun watching speedrun

very surreal to see a meme format adapted directly from a greentext which is now completely removed from this site but still uses all the visual signifiers of a 4chan post

>almost 3 hours of zatsu before starting the game
jets has been studying mint, i see

>>67028100
More likely she took notes from her rambler mom mako

>>67030311
Why shark if scare of water

>>67030311
is that supposed to be a blahaj?

>>67031303
fake sharks when real sharks come at them

How do I ensure my children are this mentally ill?

>>67033798
Wait to have them until you and your wife are late thirties.

>>67033798
Force them to be a competitive athlete despite them not wanting to, then when they inevitably fail to get to the Olympics just cut them loose to do whatever because you don't care anymore since you can't live vicariously through them

https://www.twitch.tv/sandyloamatsea
mako's over here playing lethal company with sandy, mint, and grimmi

https://www.twitch.tv/froggyhoppins
phrog

collab over, kenshi time

>>67035694
>they're voting kenshi over yakuza
hagstorians have bad taste

clio will be my friend :]

>>67037197
anon these posts are a little bit scary

>>67037283
dont worry i dont leave my house or participate in chat

>>67037522
the posts still carry a bit of a menacing vibe, if you understand what I mean

Clio will be my sex friend

jets is really struggling with this platformer section... I'm realizing I don't think I've ever seen her play a platformer before, outside mario 64

Clio's so cute bros

>>67040178
She doesn't like platformers

Giant mako in lethal company is so good

I think Clio has spent 18(?) of the last 24 hours streaming.
But I'm also shit at math.

I love this idiot cat

>>67043438

what if all the chatbot spammers are a ploy by a wannabe janny who wants to convince streamers they need more mods?

https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
radioactive hag playing Turnip Boy Robs A Bank

>>67044745
>a wannabe janny
Why would you ever

>>67045500
Some people see being a janny as a way to get closer to the streamer and maybe take the relationship beyond just the audience-performer dynamic
Basically, groomers

>>67045500
to groom

What will you do to set yourself apart from the dozens if not 100+ people Clio has fucked?

>>67046347
Genuinely love her

>>67046347
Not fuck her.

>>67046764
>>67046347
this

>>67046531
Some of them did love her, she just left their asses once she had her fill

>>67040252
she is but don't tell her i said that

>>67046764
not an option, she wants kids

https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
demon sorceress is starting a cult

https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame

>>67006463
and she's into futa so thats cool

https://www.twitch.tv/goonyella
goony's playin palworld

https://www.twitch.tv/mimyh
donut girl, also, is palworlding

https://www.twitch.tv/gomi_tan
trash girl is spinning a wheel to decide what dos game she plays

https://www.twitch.tv/errorcodie
la rata powerwashing

https://www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic
australien learning blender

>>67050644
Well if she wants them then I guess she's going to get them
lmao

She got a gun, and she streaming Palworld!
https://www.twitch.tv/duroppucharming

What if one day you woke up as a McNugget?

Shark Zomboid

https://www.twitch.tv/xybug
this dragon is playing cult of the lamb

i like the voice

https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox
fox is playing palworld

https://www.twitch.tv/sakumintsu
pink fujo art

>>67053657
you posted her link...

>>66975902
Jets was throwing fighting words around without thinking. She said
>Drugs bad, harlots bad
Meanwhile the other 3 members of Vershion are all of those things.

>>67057911
yes, Clio is a drug, and I'm addicted

gn everyone

i expect the wobbegang to take it from here

>>67057911
Did you see what Jets said the other day on Mako's channel?

i tried to play tomb kings and was immediately warred by volkmar and manfred, how does clio make this game look so easy

>>67058545
Tens of thousands of hours of GSG experience

>>67058514
Jets is evil

>>67058514
Jets is secretly the real bantz-lord of Vershion

I swer you fucks sometimes forget you're watching Aussies

>>67059033
they're just autistic and don't understand interpersonal interactions

Clio should sell voice packs

>>67060323
yeah like
>fackin wake up ya numpty it’s almost noon
>have a cuppa, ye drowsy bastard
>go subscribe to EU4 NOW ye cheapskate

>>67058545
Tomb Kings tend to be a slow starter in my experience because you need to awaken your lords, sounds like you were Settra and got raped for Khemri's gold mines?

>>67059392
The viewers reflect the streamers...

>>67061108
yeah, i was one turn away from getting my second lord when manfred clapped my ass

>>67061499
Sorry to hear it anon.

I wonder if Clio will get forced to play the FotM meme game

>>67063365
Which one, Palworld or MonHun World?

>>67063652
She talked about playing Monster Hunter the other day.

>>67058514
My god. She actually admitted it.

>>67063689
Probably. It can be a collab game

>>67056628
QRD on the model thing? I see three in the past week and the (subjectively I guess) best one was first?

>>67064466
https://twitter.com/TheHapiFox/status/1746238480651604081
Nevermind. Kinda gay reason but ah well, I'm sure she'll get a great new one.

https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
radioactive hag has lethal company over

>>67063652
Palworld
she was watching Lumi play it a bit ago so I thought she might get roped into it

>>67066384
Money must be good if Lumi is playing it.

>>67068578
Lumi is a massive Pokemon fan and has been taking about being interested in the game for a while

>>67063365
>>67066384
clio has played multiple pokemon games on stream and cried at one, I'm pretty sure she doesn't need any roping into it

>>67068602
I would claim to be a big pokemon fan as well if it was such a buff game.

>>67058514
Wait she is a virgin?

>>67072221
Yeah but she's mine so back off.

>>67072221
>Old
>Decaying
>Virgins
Decaying = Clio
Old = Mako
Virgins = Jets & Hanya

Why are you surprise with Jets? My head can't wrap around that Hanya is a virgin

>>67072588
hanya is saving herself for us raccolytes

>>67073131
She had bf's, right? It wasn't consumated?

>>67073465
The fuck is a consummated boyfriend

>>67073587
had seggs

>>67072588
She, like Clio, is Catholic.
So it makes sense that she, like Clio, is saving herself for marriage.

>>67074247
You are funny

I need cute aussie boys_

ok

is it just me or is the board fast today...

i HATE australians

>>67072588
>mako: watching video about olive oil
>jets: makes low hanging joke
>the thread: pulls apart and psychoanalyses the unserious comment

Why are you guys like this?

>>67081776
We have an annoying amount of speculation about people’s personal lives in the thread lately

>>67081776
I just thought it was a funny comment of Jets giving some bants.

Does this general have many schizos?

>>67082949
Some, but I am harmless.

>>67082949
Aussies are in the same neighborhood as Indonesia, the schizo capital region of the world.
Case in point: These women don't have kids. SOMEONE is insane here.

>>67084826
Careful anon, that sounds like annoying speculation about their personal lives.

>>67085136
Speculation? Wrong. My source is that I imagine it so, and so it shall be. I will use this as the bone of my argument to further insult the former prison colony for their inability to be productive members of society, which is also fallacious on my part.

bump

https://www.twitch.tv/stealthy_mouse
CULT OF THE MOUSE

bump

>>67072588
Hey now. Someone here told me that Hanya has mentioned past boyfriends. So she ain't a virgin.

https://www.twitch.tv/firozera
Firo is playing some Palworld.

>>67093972
No woman over 14 is a virgin. Fat, ugly, retarded, crippled, it doesn't matter.

>>67081776
>psychoanalyses
Stop using that word incorrectly, Clio.

I'm just here to chat about my Aushies because I'm too shy to chat with a name attached to my words :3

>>67094079
Fuckin collab again

>>67097352
for fuck's sake...