/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67002434
She loves her fans and wants to communicate with them more.

The face of someone that clogged the toilet at 3 am but doesnt know how to deal with it so she woke you up

>>67002434
I forgive her

>>67002434
>Enjoy this post, almost as good as streaming am I right?

A member's post 6 months after the last one to keep her membership active and the thousands of dollars rolling in.

Just started my membership again, Good i fucking love her

>>67002434
The Michael Jordan of vtubing is back

>>67002434
>15 years later and Gura's rigging still has fucked up eyes

>>67003131
Lmao i only just saw what you mean

>>67003131
>durrr im Gooba, im you're new waifu

Love barraging phase

>>67002434
She wants to be like Fuwamoco and make her fans smile once every 5 months when she needs rent money

>>67003131
>rigging
rigging is perfect, that how her actual eyes look

>>67002434
Who?

>>67002434
She needs to keep membership active or else it's disabled and she can't take your money

>>67003131
Don't make fun of Gura's lazy eye...

>>67002434
It's almost time for Valentine's Day, so she's getting chumbuds warmed up to empty their wallets.

>>67002616
Now that's true GFE.

>>67002782
The offensive lineman in the NFL, to be clear

>>67004059
>your girlfriend clogs the toilet
anon… are you sure she isn’t a man?

>>67004141
women shit huge logs tasty enough to eat

>>67003732
>Gura’s love barrage phase is now just a members post, a retweet, and commenting once in Kiara chat
Lmao

>>67003131
As dumb as it looks, the derpiness of Gura’s model and rigging has charm, it’s not good but I’ve seen better rigging produce worse results.

>>67004141
Then whatever surgeon modeled her pussy is a pro, it even gives periods.

>>67002507
Lol
Lmao

Members only, why are you leaking precious diamonds. That message is worth more than Fuwamoco's entire streaming career combined

>>67002434
Look at this cute sharks lazy eye

>>67002434
It's so it doesn't get closed

>>67002723
>A member's post 6 months after the last one to keep her membership active
The majority of Myth and Promise are either on hiatus or taking a "health" break. After several months of refusing to put content on her own channel unless it was mandatory Gura is now showing up in Kiara's chat, posting on Twitter, and has made a membership post. Gura and Ina had 5 months of breaks in the winter of 2022 which almost certainly were contract negotiations with Cover. They were less angry with management in 2023 but it wasn't until December that HoloEN was optimistic for 2024. Might sound like copium but in February or March the new normal will end and 2021 Gura will return.

>>67004620
>Might sound like copium
That's because it is.

>>67002434
She's reminding the homobeggars, sisters, and nijitrannies that the months they've spent trying to get chumbuds to turn on Gura have been wasted.

>>67002434
The ojisan in charge of her twitter is trying his best, ok?

This is why she will never graduate.

>>67004141
I haven't clogged my toilet in 3 years. When I visited my family, my sister clogged the toilet twice when I was there.

>>67003131
oh shit i can't unsee it now
fuck you

>>67004620
>which almost certainly were contract negotiations with Cover
So you're still trying to spread this rrat? You post this shit on /hlgg/ like everyday, and you get thrown out of the thread every single time. If you can't trust the girls' words to the point where you create stupid rrats for each one of their breaks, then just watch something else shitposter-chama.

>>67002434
It's time to give her your bank account on valentines chumkek

>>67002434
what a scumbag, posting member content eh? fake chumbie

>>67005078
hot

>>67003872
>4.2k likes already
>MINIMUM $21k per month in membership revenue for posting once every 6 months

>>67005078
It's funny that so many dudes aren't aware that women shit like total beasts. Even your biggest log won't compare to what your girl is able to push out on the regular.

>>67002434
The funny part is that this can't be a gifted member since she hasn't streamed in over a month. Someone went out of their way to pay for this leak out their own pocket.

>>67002434
>chumbuds get hyped for this shit then spend another 4 months with no streams

>>67005370
They also use about 4x as much to as a man when they pee. Plus, they ejaculate blood into the toilet when menstruating. They're basically INCAPABLE of not clogging toilets.

>>67004986
important numbers.

>>67005355
well, she only keeps about 8400 before taxes

>mumei on break
>gura starts coming back
yeah totally not suspicious at all

>>67002434
I love this shark!!!

>>67005653
Sure, but we are talking minimum. How many members haven't seen the post yet, or don't bother liking? Odds are she has more at least double that many memberships, probably more.

It’s really funny seeing one specific chumbie on Twitter lose their mind every single time Gura does anything at this point.

>>67002507

>>67002434
>Gura is back
>Kiara's 3 week hiatus
Bizzaro /vt/ became real hory shit

>>67002434
GOOBA MY LOOVA

>>67003131
Kek she looks like such a retard
>>67004141
Some women flush a lot of stuff down the toilet that they REALLY shouldn't flush, anon.

>>67002507
You earned this

>>67002434
She asked me how I was doing. I told her "fine."

The kid is probably a year by now

>>67006199
>ywn be the man who cums inside her stinky cunny
why live

I just want to explain to all of the kissless virgins in chat (that also don't have sisters)
No this comment is NOT insulting you or flaming you.
Women don't normally shit once a day, sometimes they dont shit for a week, so when they do shit its fucking MONSTROUS.
Even though they eat less calories daily that's still an absurd amount of shit saved up.
I am not joking or exaggerating. I knew a woman that I played videogames with for a long time and her record was 14 days without shitting. She didn't eat much but she ate normally the whole time. No she didn't lie about this, she was very mentally unwell.
Your oshi shits hard.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO MEMBERS CONTENT
JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
I'VE GOT MY WALLET READY :^)

Is she coming back for palworld?

>>67005355
>>MINIMUM $21k per month
Not really anon. You can use shit currencies to get membership.

>>67005370
No that makes sense, otherwise how would babies be born?

>>67006270
For a second I thought you meant the kid and I was like damn anon at least give it a few years

Why is everyone talking about Valentine's Day? It's in like a whole month, if she actually comes back for a whole month I'm signing for that shit.

>>67006341
>holo server palworld on the same level of the rust arc
Now that would be neat. I won't set my expectations too high but I'll keep some hope in my heart.

>>67006270
I may not be the first, but I won't be the last!

>>67006341
I think so. She was in Kiaras chat during Palworlds. She has also been active on twitter.

I want to normalise shitcams. It's like a handcam but instead the camera is placed in the toilet bowl of your oshi.

>>67002434
Is Gura a vtweeter now?

>>67006399
Anon is confirmed single. This is around when you start planning valentine's day.

>>67006301
but anon, you're my sister...
also, you got it wrong, my chuubas are pure and they don't shit

>>67006449
>Rust Drama 2: Electric Boogaloo
Looks like kino is back on the menu, boys

>>67002507
Awwww
Fpbp

>>67006471
That's a membership shop you blind retard..

guess gura income is lower than she wants, time to open those wallets paypigs

>>67004620
>less angry
Damn dude you are hard on the copium lmao. Gura has not been consistently streaming since early in 2021, that's nearly 3 years of flaking and breaks and hiatuses which have been increased from days to weeks to months. Soon, years. She is only doing this because valentine's day is next month, she'll say "we're so back" and then dip again with a pre-recorded video for the hollow life 6th festival. Gone for 3 months. Back for her birthday in June. Gone again until Gen 4- Bonds- debuts. Gone gone gone. Again. Pity streams in october because spooky game or something. Gone some more. No tweets for christmas aaaaaaaaaaand it's January 2025 now. Congrats you wasted 5 years of your life on an anime sharkgirl stringing you along. In that time there are kids who grew up, went into the workforce and got a wife. And then there's you. The guy who claims to be an accountant in the nice parts of Los Angeles from a big 4 firm making 600k a year.

>>67006356
>>MINIMUM $21k per month
>Not really anon. You can use shit currencies to get membership.
Think she only has 4.2k members?
They pay for support, not for the non-existent member content.
Some even pay for the higher tiers without benefits.

>>67006543 (me)
>phoneposting retard here gomen
post*

>>67006519
There will be rules that make it more boring.

>>67005653
>>67005867
Six figs after taxes just for existing and keeping the chumbies on the farm to be milked for their delicious shrimp milk. Another 6 figgies in merch sales. A little pocket change from superchats here and there. She doesn't even have to try and pulls a cool 1/2 of a million every year.

>>67006048
> the only person gura can trust with holding holoEN fort was kiara
This is about the only hing i'll remember from that.

>>67006543
Ah, my bad. I cancelled my membership in October. I don't remember what those looked like anymore.

>>67006395
That too.

>>67006506
>Anon is confirmed single
No shit, I wouldn't be here if I had a girlfriend (I would definitely be). This year is the year though, don't worry.

>>67006547
CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING
GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED GET REMUNERATED

Just in time to overlap Pomu's graduation?
And take mind off Mel's termination?

>>67002507
fpbp

Is she really going to do my girl dirty like that?
Back in time just to stream over Pomu's finale?
Really, Gura?

>>67006547
As a chumbud, Gura's absence has caused my wallet to get fat.
For shits and grins spent that thousand in crypto. Now at 1.6k.
Wish I figured out how to invest in Tokyo Exchange; would have invested in Cover too.
.ie have plenty to throw at Gura's return.

>>67007045
Streamed over her debut too iirc

>>67005867
This is just speculation but I think its closer to the real number since "comebacks / serious posts" seem to have higher like count. Example, Korone has few 4k likes on her member only but normaly its around 2.5k. of course, who knows how many never just don't bother canceling, like what happens with streaming services

>>67006838
Does Pomu share her timeslot? Gura never streams outside of hers unless it's a collab, but that would be pretty fucking funny

>>67006395
It's awwwwright

>>67007309
It's only been 4 hours since post...many are at work. There's a good percentage that doesn't even hit the like, for even membership return posts. It's not like it helps the algorithm.

amazing model as always

>>67007339
Gura streams during primetime. Pomu can stream around her but that in itself will hurt her numbers.
All good. She may join Kiara afterward and detox together. Kiara taking her break during this time is no coincidence either.

>>67003131
>>67007587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_wkWDm9kHM
Gura refuses to fix it. It adds character. It's perfection.

>>67005163
>If you can't trust the girls' words
Mel was terminated only a few days ago for breaking NDA. A first gen member that helped build up Hololive for over 5 years. Cover owed her for what happened with her manager and they still didn't hesitate to fire her. Hololive might be less ruthless than Nijisanji but this would be a bad month to argue for blind faith. Gura doesn't own her IP and if she wants to stay with Hololive she has to follow all the rules in her contract.

>>67002434
It means it's time for you to empty your wallet for her again, she needs money so she can fuck off for another 4 months!

Reminder that this is just a new dose of hopium to milk more cash while doing nothing substantial

>>67007780
that's just her coping hard
the 2d model looks terrible and is embarassing to look at it knowing that any literal who rigger who learned how to do it in two days could do a better job.

>>67008053
Shows Gura can get about any model and make the imperfections a feature. Chumbuds love it.

>>67004199
This

Imagine how many thousands of inept streamers spend money on proper models and rigging, but they lack the most important thing: a charismatic personality. Gura has that and then some

>>67007649
It should be obvious she could make a comeback stream the day before or the day after, if she streams right as pomu goes to vshojo university then it's because she knows pomu is kiara's friend and wants to punt kiara in the cunt right where it hurts for all the bullying and insults kiara has launched against her in the last 4 years.

>>67008152
Chumbuds will always love gooba, simple as.
>she streams? lovely
>she doesn't stream? my heart needed rest anyway
>membership content? hell yes I love goobis
>no membership content? I'm glad to support gambus with no pressure
>tweets? she loves me!
>no tweets? Good, I was getting a bit parasocial there, glad she helps set the proper distance for us.

>>67002507
kek

>>67007946
I'm going to be real with you anon Mel might have been a simp-pie but the reality is she only had 700k subs after 6 years. Gura is the number 1 subbed non-cookie vtuber in the EN world and cover uses her in promotional materials. Gura is free to fuck off as soon as mori or the dogs somehow surpass her (unlikely any time soon) but pekora, kobo and gura are as untouchable as sora and maybe suisei, the rest of them are simply lower tier and entirely expendable if the company demands it.

>>67007946
>Gura doesn't own her IP and if she wants to stay with Hololive she has to follow all the rules in her contract.
It's the other way around. During her contract negotiations, she took a break and made a power move to show her relevancy doesn't depend on Hololive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddDY5wjO7V8
Many expecting her graduation was not doom and gloom, but excitement.

>>67008488
They're not the most loyal fanbase for no reason I suppose, even if they have to cope in every way possible.

>>67007587
Maybe that's how her eyes really are in real life

>>67006543
basically the same thing

>>67008488
True love is loving them as they are. Not what you want them to be.

>>67002434
imagine just taking for granted that you still have paying members after not producing any content for 4+ months. it's kind of unreal

>>67009187
get a better job, that amount of money is pocket change no matter how you look at it

>>67004141
Women shit more relative to their bodyweight than men. Also they flush tampons and use more tp than guys.

>>67005548
Over $20K USD per month of numbers.

>>67002434
Some communication by the sounds of it was all her fans wanted why did she wait so long?

>>67008605
That is cope, they would terminate anyone if they leaked sensitive information to third parties

>>67002434
I love Gura unconditionally.

>>67002434
She just does what she can when she can.

>chumbuds have kept paying $5 a month for half a year for this

>>67009136
You get paid for one. Pretty big difference.

>>67002434
How many likes in the moment?

>>67007045

I love gura. I will always love gura.
But I won't pay for her to disappear.

>>67002782
didn’t know that Gura was a fraudulent gambler

>>67004620
>>67010332
Has it really been six months since her last member post?

>>67002434
>members only
>over 4k likes
and people wonder why she isn´t motivated to stream...

this is just like those thousand idiots paying 30$ per month to be subscribed to Belle Delphines OF and hope she will release new porn
if you want content, stop paying for receiving no content. is this really so hard to understand?

>>67002434
>horf horf

>>67002434
one MERRY CHRISTMAS and NEW YEAR message less, thank you for saking

>HUR DUR I MAEK GUR THRED
kys

>4.2k likes
>at $5 a month
>for six months
That's $126k for about 30 symbols of text. It costs Gura roughly 4 thousand dollars to type one letter.

>>67002434
>Kiara goes on a break from streaming
>Gura comes back
The rrat is that Gura is not streaming, because she is watching Kiara

>>67004620
She will never enjoy streaming and Covid lockdowns aren't coming back.

>>67005653
She probably has 10k active memberships.

>>67002434
Holy shit she actually made a members post its been MONTHS

>>67007946
Great, now what does any of this have to do with the fact that she openly does not want to stream, and stated that she will come back when she feels better about doing it? I just have to assume that she's lying because Hololive is "le heckin' black corpo"?
I'd rather trust what the girls say rather than some rrat based on nothing. Same thing for Ina, she was not feeling well about streaming anymore at the time, and came back better than ever after her break. Not comparable to Gura's situation, but assuming shit like that with no proofs is retarded as hell.

>>67012874
you do know that generally only 10% of viewers actually interact with content?
it is most certainly higher for mombered content, but still, i expect the situation to me much much worse

>>67002434
Some excellent correspondance from the Goobster.

>>67013674
>I just have to assume that she's lying because Hololive is "le heckin' black corpo"?
Cover wants money and even Pekora who occasionally leans into the coomerbait admits that it's one of worst parts of Hololive. They tolerate the lewd outfits and swimsuit concerts but it's controversial even in the JP branch.
The reason model redesigns happen in both Hololive and Holostars is because they have no input on their models and only recently has that started to change.

>I'd rather trust what the girls say rather than some rrat based on nothing. Same thing for Ina, she was not feeling well about streaming anymore at the time, and came back better than ever after her break.
HoloEN renewing their contracts in the winter might be a better explanation than her losing a work phone for 3 months.

>>67002782
https://airjudden2.tripod.com/ejf/indexf.html

Gura will be back on her own terms.
Never gives in to fan entitlements. Respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i92S0PnYrFw

She said it's important to remember to Live for yourself, not just for others all the time

>>67007092
You are the reason she keeps doing this

>>67017673

>>67002434
thanks mane san

>>67002434
forsen

>>67004986
literally 16000 dollars a month if people are using real money and not ARS

>>67007649
>Gura streams during primetime
>Gura streams
Lol.

>>67002434
she's getting married

>>67017576
there's a difference between telling someone who streams 200 hours a month that they don't stream enough and telling someone who streams 10 hours a year that they don't stream enough

>>67019401
Honestly could be. Imagine the stress of wedding planning and trying to keep it a complete secret from stalkers. How do you keep your name off of public records like marriage licenses and property records?

>>67003131
>>67007587
SOUL

>>67020093
Difference is that Gura didn't go whining about it. She makes fun of it instead. Look at me, I'm ghosting.

>>67002434
doesn't a channel's membership automatically expire after a certain amount of time with no activity? she's just resetting the counter.

>>67005889

Mittsu is copium incarnate

>>67004620
I want to believe

>>67013173
/Covid/ lockdowns aren't coming back.

I am guras personal atm machine

>>67002434
calling it she does a BJ stream for the members.

>>67021878
>Holo loli + Idol-tier yab
What kind of fallout would this have on vtubing?

>>67002434
>chumbuds had an ENTIRE YEAR with their oshi ghosting them
How after that do you not realize that she hates you and only comes back for your money?? How much more obvious a vtuber has to be

>>67002507

>>67004268
and the chumbies will fully forgive her for it. The absolute state...

>>67023577
NIJISEETHE

>>67002434
That gotta be fake.

>>67009888
Depends on how sensitive.

>>67010332
>>67012485
Half a year, ignoring the 2.5 years when she's been on regular random hiatuses of increasing length. What happened to movie may? Oh right that was in 2022.

>>67014344
It's amazing how if everyone gave everyone else 1 dollar, we'd all be jillionaires!

>>67021067
Realistically speaking how many won't understand the psyop of picrel?

>>67002434
why can't I quit the shark. just when i think I'm over her, she pulls me right back in like a riptide

She's gotta make sure everyone isn't caught completely off guard for valentines when she wants another big boost in money

>>67012955
lol
lmao

>>67002434
A bait to make her community thinks he will stream enough for them keep sub to her for month without content.

>>67003131
>>67007587
>>67007780
she looks so cute and stupid kek

>>67019303
>16000
It's $5600 before taxes because you didn't do the cover/YT cut

>>67024969
>Overworked underpaid researcher doing field work in the harsh Alaskan wilderness collecting samples from dead polar bears: Wow what a discovery I’m going to share these findings for the benefit of the scientific community and society at large I sure hope nobody discredits my hard thankless work as a woke lib psyop!

>13 days and counting of more Niji graduations than Gura streams this year.

>>67024969
this isn't even global warming stuff you fucking schizo

>>67004620
its why I gave up on hololive, they all took breaks in summer '22 which is also when Ame and Gura had their offcollab and Fauna took her first break and then all the magic died until advent

>>67008050
MY GOD, that is disgusting (but interesting) research

So you're saying that right before people are ready to give up and unsub Ayame,Gura,Shion could ego search then put up a cutesy quickie message and make them last months even years without content? !

>>67004141
Girl shits are massive, in fact the more tiny and innocent a girl looks the more likely she's to drop absolutely massive logs

>>67008050
But that's just a theory
a RRAT theory

>>67025791
The shit don't matter. I drop shitbergs that stick out of the water and never have a problem. The issue with women is that they have long fingernails or are afraid to get poo on their hands, so they wrap a fuckload of TP around their fingers.

>>67004620
If you idiots were such fucking newfags you'd know they do this EVERY FUCKING year around this time because it's fucking OBVIOUS that they are planning and recording for Holofes which is 2 1/2 months away, they obviously aren't going to do much of that shit in Dec where they want the girls to spend time with their families (Christmas/New years) and can't do it all in Feb either in case something goes wrong they won't have the needed extra time.

No shit most of them are out, some of the might even be legit medical shit like Kronii's situation but it's always vague (health related..aka mental stress break) because Holofes.

>>67026051
Can't wait for HoloFes.

>>67026051
Yeah makes sense but that’s boring

>>67026478
Until you realize the wrestler is gonna off collab with your oshi again. In the flesh. Go on company outings together. Fucking Okhan

>>67020307

>>67025724
Some humans have more rationalization ability than rats. Not chumbuds but some humans.
Also Ayame streams more than any EN member save for the ones who don't have any work to do yet.

>>67026665
No way lol

>>67026598
>Until you realize the wrestler is gonna off collab with your oshi again. In the flesh. Go on company outings together. Fucking Okhan
Projecting much? What the heck are you looking for in a vtuber? A girlfriend?
Why does it bother you that others don't?

>>67027173
Head over to /ggg/ last thread had a guy equating Gura to an emotionally abusive wife. And in person meetups with sweaty rich men are way worse than colleagues (with strict company rules against internal dating) interacting online, objectively speaking

>>67026665
bruh...

>>67026665

>>67027404
Did you post that? Ignore the falseflagging bait like /ggg/ does. Also, stop the wrestler/sweaty men obsessions.

>>67026665
Can't believe I had hope...

>Downs syndrome eye spacing
>Rhombus alignment
>Off center pupils

>>67026665
hahahaa oh no jap sama. i thought things were healing.

>>67026766
>>67028375
>>67028986
>>67029247
This is about the general monetization of a channel, not just memberships. Her last stream was in november.
And even if it were to pass the 6 month mark, do you really think Youtube would take away her monetization? Her Channel still prints money just from the Vods and memberships

>>67029247
This is beyond shameless.

>>67008050
Idk if it’s real but seems to describe the viewers who cling to the lazy group of holos. It’s a shame such issues are not genetic so future idiots will continue to be born.

>>67024874
No, Movie May was in 2023. I'm hoping for a proper one this year.

>>67029765
>This is about the general monetization of a channel, not just memberships. Her last stream was in november.
They are shitposting and they know how recent the Sendai stream was and that Youtube rarely enforces the 6 month rule. Gura wouldn't need to do anything this soon and her activity is notable with so many other talents going on break. There will be a huge announcement in a month or two which likely was supposed to be announced at Ina's birthday live.