/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good morning, OP. You're still a faggot.

Good morning lads, I love my wife today as well.

Don't be surprised if she cancels tomorrow.

I love my gold digger of a wife

My wife doesn’t know who I am, but also hates me

>>66985776
I also don't know who you are, but I love you.

i hate myself

https://files.catbox.moe/7k9ejy.mp4

Does anyone know what turtlewalnut said that got this reaction? Whatever it was she seemed kinda hurt by it.

>>66987451
she must've said it to something else. he didn't say anything else that stream

>>66987556
>Turtle_well_met
I’m a retard

>>66987556
Did fleece or Ray try anything on an alt maybe?

>>66985776
>>66987118
I know who both of you are and i love you
>>66987701
Ray has talked on his account in chat before even after he exposed himself, so he wouldn't need an alt
Fleece probably needs more time

neosky posted more than 1800 messages yesterday... what the actual fuck?

>>66987853
Slow mode isn’t necessary

>>66987853
Shondo needs to activate slow mode just for him

>>66987853
Damn i doubt I would get that in a month, what even does he have to say that's worth 1800 chat messages

>>66987451
>>66987556
Ft left a mod comment calling him a jew and she was left baffled upon reading it

>>66976200
Thank you for your honesty, anon, that is very cute

I know what turtle said but you shoggers don't need to know everything so I'm not going to tell

Passionate love making with shondo

Is wife whore?

i love my cosmic whore wife

I refuse to believe she was a minor then, I know my math isn't that bad. You cannot fool me /shon/

>>66988005
nothing of value clearly as she never reads any of it out

>>66989453
He said he loved her which is unacceptable in post parasocial shondoism

I love my wife!!!!

>>66990172
Your math is worth jackshit if you have her age wrong to begin with

It's alright, anon, she wasn't a minor by uk standards

shontoes

>>66991677
So true oomfie
I really don't like feet, but i love all of my wife

>>66988535
whore

>>66991916
Whatever you say, tsundere anon, but I'm sure most of us want to be cute with shondo too

>>66987451
Wasn't that when someone said "I edge to your streams"?

>>66992732
nah she read that one out

>>66992732
you just know he had a devilish grin when he typed that

If shondo were to divorce everyone would you still love her and try to convince her to remarry everyone? Would you keep treating her as your wife? Or will you instantly stop having feelings for her and start treating her like any other streamer?
I'm curious cos my brainworms have lately revolved around what were to happen if she divorced us(which would never happen)

>>66993597
Stop thinking

>>66993597
Stop making up dumb scenarios, those don't help. If you still can't stop, get busy with something else until stream time.

>>66993597
you would try and fail to stop loving her
youre love would just hurt more

I made a funny confession. At least I found it funny, hopefully she has a little giggle and it makes it to the stream!

>>66993675
Ok
>>66993766
Ttuhsbc
>>66993970
:%5%4×|cgf

>>66994005
i hope she reads my shontoes confessions

>>66994005
I can't come up with anything funny and i don't have anything to confess either

>>66993405
these posts still make me laugh

>>66993597
I'd completely stop watching her, I'd still love her for a while after but that will fade.

>>66993597
If Shondo divorced me I’d probably start drinking again

play disco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSAbyGlij0

>>66993597
i would hit her in the head with a dead blow mallet

>>66995453
>8 Minutes Of Volition To Cure Your Depression And Stop Drinking And Get Over Your Ex And Retain Your Տemen To
what

>>66995453
holy shit is that sisyphus ultrakill

one must imagine shondyphus happy

onion can you draw shondyphus

>>66995881
we can form our own semen retention society

>>66996057
Onion should draw (you)syphus

>>66993597
I would destroy her out of love.

Chances of shondo going to powder her nose and staying there for 30+ minutes due to diarrhea?

>>66997387
Zero. She's probably dehydrating herself to avoid bathroom breaks.

shummy hort

Hitting Shondo in the shins with a bat so she doesn’t think about tummy hort!
no homo but I would rather kiss her belly and make her feel better! I am not a naturally violent person unless I’m angry!!

Hopefully ft will step up to cover tonights shift

>>66997514
I am a naturally seething man that bottles up violent impulses, I would have to hit her with something other than my hands in order to avoid killing her. One of those spanking toys that BDSM people use, like a spatula. I'd beat her ass purple-red.

>>66991284
I have a 2 year range. I'm pretty sure the upper bound is correct but she it was pretty obvious to notice her fibbing about another irl detail yet she seemed totally honest when alluding to the lower bound around her birthday last year

>>66997430
That's dangerous if you have diarrhea+vomiting though

>>66995453
i very much hope she will one day. that game was made for her.

>>66990172
Do your MAL reps.

>>66998037
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME CHECK FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAST SPRING I GOT IN I CANT BELIEVE IT SHE ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST OMG I THOUGHT I TOOK TOO LONG TO SEND IM SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU SHONDO GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>66998134
Erm she doesn't watch anime anymore, I didn't even bother sending her a friend request.

>>66998134
she talked about her account on stream, changed her username to one people could find and accepted literally everyone who sent a friend request. don't you dare feel special.

>>66998210
>She doesn't watch anime anymore
she's just like me fr fr

>>66998210
it looks like she last updated about a week after she brought it up on stream
>>66998244
yeah and she soon mentioned that it stopped letting her accept new friends because mal wasn't able to process a member being so loved
I will feel special and chosen by my wife, there is nothing you can do to ruin my high

oh, looking up shoggers on MAL and many have their birthdays on there. dewd is one old shogga

do I really want to read every single post my wife made on an anime forum as a teenager so that I can feel closer to her?


yeah...

she doesn't have any friends added, why are you people looking at the wrong profile

Chat really does know shondo better than she knows herself. Everyone knew today would be postponed

>>66998537
already on it and i don't know if i should laugh, cry, cringe or some combination of the above.

the shonpiracy becomes shonsiprafact

>>66998537
>hasn't done it as a 1 month sub
NGMI

one of the critters needs to smell check her food before consumption

what is it with this girl and expired food?

shitty UK covid policies led to her sense of smell degrading severely

>>66998731
I think she passed it to me (i have been drinking water from a bottle filled with mold) I'm so close to shitting myself

>>66998580
How much you wanna bet this is a hangover from clubbing too hard during the shadow weekend?

>>66998801
jesus christ shogga. i almost gagged reading this

>>66998537
My favorite post of hers was
>die cis scum
I laughed for 5 minutes straight...

>>66957949
i hate that you're gonna end up being correct

>>66998731
It's an acquired taste

It's time to start reading every shondo thread ever made.

>>66998913
of course theyre right
that was shondo

>we were right
I'm both sad she's not feeling good and also a bit glad since i would have been able to show up anyways
I hope she recovers fast

>>66998882
wifey... let's play h games together

>>66999103
Saya

>>66999070
Every /shondo/, /shond/, /shon/ and also every mention of "imouto wife"
Just take your time, don't rush things

>>66999103
Reminder her idea of playing H-games is putting a bunch of anime girls she likes in AA2 and making them all yandere so that they kill each other

>>66999141
Thanks. I'm starting from oldest for more info on her, back then the jannies weren't so quick to delete stuff.

Mal reps were some of the funniest ones, but also looking for connections between friends on that site using the date for when they became friends was a pain in the ass... I'm also not sure if shondo was lowkey replying to no one or if the person's account is deleted/they deleted their comments on the profile

Why can’t I see her posts ;-;

>mfw no stream today
D:

So is the collab tomorrow still not gonna be streamed since she no longer has to bother with vr? If she's not canceling anyways

hope u have a shitty time in the forums
ur not welcome here u cis white scum

hot take
it's not worth going through the /vt/ archives for Shondo lore unless you know exactly what you're looking for
this is how so many white ribbons ended up imploding

>>66999380
Fill the time up in your schedule by doing reps and shitposting(or niseposting)

>>66999329
Find me.

>>66999274
there was a period where she didn't have a general as well and in that time she was posted about in /lig/, /uoh/ and sometimes /meat/, so make sure to check out those threads too.

And retarded woman will still keep eating and drinking spoiled garbage

women will still drink milk in 2024

>>66999407
nope. 3 stream week

And retarded anon doesn't understand one of the main purposes of being able to smell

>>66999405
It's funny because homodesu is thai

>>66999475
this shogga has brittle bones

>>66999496
that doesn't matter to a progressive, just look at them calling black on asian violence white supremacy

I felt very aimless for a bit but I guess I should log off and go improve myself, it's what wifey would want
see you guys on Sunday

Her not streaming is great because I want to watch saru play mgs2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zOKBvHNWus

I'm going to like and retweet other women just on the off chance she looks at my profile. She will start the stream straight away

>shoggers liking some of my old tweets
do you shoggers really check the profiles of people that respond to her tweets?

some people here love shondo so much that it overflows and makes them gay for any males that publicly interact with her too much
its sad but I kind of understand

>>66999405
kek what compelled her to say that

Shoggas are gay for each other platonically

>>66998913
she really had to jinx it by hyping this as a banger week, before we could even see the schedule

I know shondo is ok with us fapping, but I don't like her "keep it away from me" approach to it. I don't want her to do lewd content or anything, but it's a little dehumanizing how we have to completely hide it. Like imagine youre in bed with her and you get horny, then you have to get up, tell her you need to go powder your nose and sit in the bathroom while fapping and pretend you didn't do it. I just want her to accept this part of us, sexuality is a big part of a person.

>>66999892
Probably some sort of inside joke at the time, maybe the answer lies in archives of homudesu's profile, idk

Do you have to be friends with her to see these posts?

>>66999892
she tried to grow up from being a typical anon but overcorrected for a while
it's okay though because it was all part of her journey towards becoming the wonderful lovable person she is today

>>66999952
>Probably some sort of inside joke at the time
you are either 15 or baiting there are no other options

>>66999948
>then you have to
You don't have to do any of that, you just have to tell her that she's having sex with you.

>>66999976
And now she somehow doesn’t know that trans “men” can get pregnant

>>66999948
Nigga she just said not to come to her face and say you're jacking off to her, like that one chatter that said he's edging rn

>>67000051
She loved that though, otherwise she wouldn't read it out loud.

>looked up imouto wife on the archive out of boredom
>someone larped as me in jan 13
kek

>but I don't like her "keep it away from me" approach to it
next Ray / Fleece spotted

>>67000029
why would that stuff be intuitive for a shut-in, there's nothing wrong with asking questions to learn

>>67000051
>I don't like how we have to hide that we have to fap to her
>"just don't say you're jacking off"

>>66999948
just slip it in and if she complains you give her a backhand

>>66999892
Definitely ironic, she and Evryn said shit like that all of the time to each other.

>>67000029
She didn't remember she banned "Paris" 2 months ago and you expect her to rememeber things from her sjw arc almost 10 years ago?

>>67000133
There's a difference, one requires you to not talk about it anywhere, while the other just says not to go in her chat and say you're presently and currently masturbating

>>67000166
naruhodo I remember her saying she had a lefty phase or something

>>67000128
Didn’t she have a whole sjw arc?

Are you stupid? This was around the same time she and Ev were writing scripts together, her SJW arc was much earlier. Her “die cis scum” comment is literally from the bean era when everyone was racist and not nise. She was shitposting with her friend.

>sjw arc
it was very clearly an ironic post, how much autism is in this thread to not understand this

shes a woman she will have an arc relevant to whatever friend group she has at the time due to conformity

>>67000029
to be honest she had a good reason to. she thought that the hormones would make them infertile which kinda makes sense

>>67000273
When she was around 12-13, before she was Fallenshadow. The stuff she and homodesu are saying to each other was during the time the bean server existed, literally a place people were spamming nazi shit. Shondo and homodesu never partook in this themselves but they definitely weren’t SJW. It’s ironic, they’re making fun of SJWs.

>>67000292
I see. still funny tho

>tells her best friend at the time “die cis scum”
>autistic anons in this thread think she is being serious and not shitting around
Jesus you guys really do not have the faintest inkling of social understanding, it’s almost amazing

threadreaders dont watch streams so they dont know she admitted to being a turbolib hyperfeminist in the past

I'm glad Shondo is my autistic special interest and not seething over interpretations of mal posts.

>>66999957
No

>>67000421
>social understanding
They're not even proper boomers, anyone familiar with 2014 era tumblr shit would know it was ironic.

>>67000421
So I can go in chat next stream and call her a fat bitch and she'll just laugh?

>>67000365
Do you have to be friends with her on MAL to see any of this or something? Found her profile but no posts except for 3 comments from shoggers

>>67000529
I don't think you can do that anywhere

>>67000559
there are 2 or 3 accounts, you are probably on the wrong one

these threads are always such a self confidence boost
thank you anons

>>67000621
WeirdCat

check out this funky monkey
https://twitter.com/nettaiken932/status/1747477096400929085

>>67000705
very cool shondo thank you

>first fallenshadow thread
>first reply is the gayest shit you'll ever read
Reps can be very fun.
>>/vt/thread/8523849#p8523944

>>67000705
Jesus christ that's terrifying

>>67000568
So she can call us mentaly disabled babies and I'm suposed to stroke my cock to the degradation but I can't call her anything?

>>67000730
I'm not Shondo

I still hope this thread gets the auto-sage it deserves

>>67000705
I'm having antisemitic thoughts

>>67000783
>and I'm suposed to stroke my cock to the degradation
Yes, you're also not supposed to let her know that you're stroking your cock.

abcs is such a cool dude, I should talk to him more when I get the urge to gush about Shondo instead of coming to this asylum

>>67000783
I don't think she does it for you to stroke yourself specifically
>>67000849
Hi dewd

>>67000861
I agree, he's the only shogga that i've wanted to talk to outside of this place

>>67000308
doesn't change the fact that she was a man-hating sjw at one point. do you even watch her?

>>67000916
>>67000861
I'm gonna test his character soon.

>just found out dewd's age

thank god I'm not even close to the oldest in the community

>>67001029
He's turning 30 this year, idk what date exactly, but I expect /shon/ cucks and insecure fags to go mental when he sends his birthday message in chat

>1994 is old now
jesas christ

>>67001119
13th of april

>>67001149
shows the age demographic in /here/

>>66983857 me
Knew it.

>>67001244
it's still the same day...

>>67001234
I would've thought discord would keep them out of here

Someone should groom a girl into cosplaying shondo(of canon fallenshadow height, you can just groom them to lose the weight if needed) then posting it on the art tag then beating them up and blocking them everywhere
It's unrealistic, so instead you could kidnap a little girl and do the same

>>67001119
I'm also turning 30 this year, same for Baru and I think abcs.

heh I turn 29 this year. I'm still a young man

>>67001399
abcs being 30+ is cute because of how wholesome he is. baru being 30+ is genuinely terrifying.

>>67001337
Or you could pay some ghetto trash high schooler with cigs to cosplay as Shondo, those girls do a loooot of things for cigs and booze.

>>66987853
Because she's chosen him to be a chatter she looks for after rotating Fleece out. And because of it, he's chosen quantity vs. quality. Read anything he says and it's mostly spam. He was also really the only regular that flat out rejected the idea of a slowmode initially.

You know how lig makes birthday cards for vtuber, we should do it for husbands

>>67001554
shondo would unironically love to see that

>>67001462
>male
>cute
Lurk youre unronicaly a gay shogga
>>67001554
STOP BEHEING GAAAAAAAAAY

>>67001588
>projecting this hard
dear lord lol

The age demographic for shondophrenics is 20-48
Somnium is the exception, he's underage

>>67001554
I don't know any of you and I don't want to
If I find out i've been enjoying talking to mouz or dewd on here it would ruin me

>>67001337
I was thinking about the cosplay thing and it would be a lot harder than expected. the cosplay community is filled with normies so it will be hard to ask them to cosplay a loli vtuber that they don't even watch

>>67001640
>If I find out i've been enjoying talking to mouz or dewd on here it would ruin me
WHY did you have to put this thought in my brain?

>>67001620
He can't be older than 17, same with FF. Men don't act like they do.

>if I like you I like you for your personality yo

lol
lmao even

>>67001728
Men don't watch Japanese cartoon girls on the internet.

I'm glad Shondo already mocked me heavily for being old before I turned 30. That plus hearing her sing erased my boomer transition fears. I hope it's special for Abcs too.

it still stung a little to learn og Doom has the same birthyear as me via her laughing about it though

>>67001768
Real men seek out the DDLG dynamic and Shondo is the perfect match for that.

>>67001768
48 year old Shondophrenic spotted

>>67001728
Idk about ff, he seems to fit the 20-48 demographic

>>67001819
>DDLG
That's a symptom of mental illness, I think of Shondo as a woman not a girl.

>>67001860
I dont like ddlg either but neurotypical go home

>>67001860
Woman is derogatory, she's a girl and we're her older brother husbands

>>67001860
How new? She's admitted to us she has daddy issues and didn't even sugarcoat it. You don't know your wife.

>>66999171
reminder she loves to love ru and used to say she enjoys lewd audio

>>67001640
imagine

>>67001728
Such a boring rrat tupa, get some new material.

>>67001918
She refers to herself as a woman now.

I like all husbros until they make it obvious they post /here/

fuck I want to watch a Kurosawa film with Shondo

Shondo while you're in bed, you should read looser looser looser sensei. I think it would be neat if you talked to us like one of them. Maybe you and nina can do it together in a brat collab.

Shondo while you're in bed, it's best you close your eyes and go to a happy place. Because I'm going to violate you while you're ill and can't defend yourself.

>>67001944
How outdated? You still live in 2022.

>>67002212
>thinking her preferences magically disappeared
Clearly she's still in her lesbian phase too.

>he had to wait until she was sick to be sure she couldn't defend herself

>>67002277
anon she's stuck in bed she's going to be browsing the board all day when she's not in BA

I want to carry her on 1 arm, like how you carry a parrot except she sits on my forearm and has her arm around my neck with her chest against my ear.

That why I'm lifting, I want to be able to easily walk around with 50kg of plates balanced on my arm

>>67002212
tbf he's far from the only anon who can't wrap his head around her growing and changing

>>67002265
>magically disappeared
Are you a static person? Are you the same as 2 years ago? If yes that's NPC behavior.

>>67002094
I've read this a bit, it's cute, it's funny how they interact and try to he to his attention without giving away they like him
>>67002178
This is so cute... I love her slightly closed hand from the pressure on her wrist

>>67002338
Why would her daddy issues change when she has kept this dynamic and relationship up until the last Watchalong? Are you unironically autistic?

>>67002311
holy based

>>67002178
I'm grateful that the artist drew female hands

>>67002334
Don't get me wrong, I think she's changing for the worse and her diva ego is out of control to the point where she's insufferable in 2/5 zatsus but her change is undeniable.

another tranny fleshposts in the discord server
fat fucking hairy arms and fingers
why doesn't she kick them out like she used to

>>67002452
most shondophrenic hands probably look like that either way

>>67001119
im 34 later this year.. im not old...

>>67002452
Same

>>67002492
Because discord is a containment zone now and she doesn't care

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>67002492
Please, I'm not in the discord

there are some cool dudes in the discord but wife is so very rarely there that I don't get the point of lurking
unless of course you just like getting upset at the more obnoxious husbands ig

I took the day off work, this stream will save me from ending it

>>67002734
At this point I almost enjoy spending time with subs more than with wife.

>>67002796
don't look at her twitter anon

>>67002807
that's really sad anon I hope you get better

>>67002492
are you seething that a person's arm is in a photo

The ideas I have for shondo art is getting more and more lewd help

>>67002853
>get better
???
It's a preference. Bros over wives.

>>67002796
oh no no no no

>>67002734
The only time he's come out of lurking was when her old favorites were active there. Even recently that's been the case.

you need to farm interaction on the discord so people interact with you on twitter and the stream
it's reputationmaxxing

>>67003177
Or you could filter the whole chat so it's only you and Shadow.

>>67003177
to interact with anyone in her discord you need to be a homosexual

I miss the old Shondo, straight from the 'Orth Shondo
Chop up the soul Shondo, set on her goals Shondo
I hate the new Shondo, the bad mood Shondo
The always rude Shondo, spaz in tweets Shondo
I miss the sweet Shondo, chop up the streams Shondo
I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Shondo
See I invented Shondo, it wasn't any Shondos
And now I look and look around and there's so many Shondos
I used to love Shondo, I used to love Shondo
I even had the gothic dress, I thought I was Shondo
What if Shondo made a stream about Shondo
Called "I Miss The Old Shondo, " man that would be so Shondo
That's all it was Shondo, we still love Shondo
And I love you like Shondo loves Shondo

>>67001271
I said this over 8 hours ago when she was still trying to sleep, anon.

do you ever feel weird about being oldge and in love with an anime girl streamer

>>67003334
i'm only 25 anon, that's not old

>>67003325
Shondo... can you stop antiing yourself for one fucking thread?

>>67003334
likable people are likable
its not that weird I think

>>67003325
both uncomprehended geniuses.
>And I love you like Shondo loves Shondo
Now I wonder did Shondo ever said how she feels about herself? like did she ever said " I love myself" or something like that.

>>67003334
>feel weird about being oldge
No, if I ever go back to dating assuming wife kicks the bucket I'm not even gonna bother to ask a woman out unless she's 10+ years younger than me.

>>67003640
She said she thinks her smile is beautiful
it is

>>67003640
How new?
How autistic?

Ok shoggas since shondo isn't streaming im going to the movies, see you guys later(the new ghibli studio movie)

>>67003177
I barely talked on discord after my first 2 months
I am completely silent on twitter, I just use that god awful site to keep up on wifey lore
Shondo still interacts with me often during streams and my favorite husbros still recognize me
I reject your normie tactics.

>>67003690
I love her smile too
>>67003702
not so new
I don't know it yet

sudden urge to draw mpreg Sho to cheer Shondo up

>>67003435
Let her have fun. I'd be doing the same in her position. It's probably been the only way she can cope with how insufferably retarded a lot of you are.

>>67003334
Not really. I used to a long time ago but that retarded mindset made me miss out on experiencing pre-vtuber Shondo firsthand

Also seeing other people around my age or older publicly meltdown makes my love seem pretty stable and well adjusted

sometimes I think about Shondo with a cute feminine penis

>>67004281
ok dewd

I wish I didn't have such negative feelings about an angsty teenager acting like an angsty teenager but I really really really don't like the younger critter

>>67003177
Idk about you but I've had people talk to me on stream or say hi and im not in the discord nor do I have any presence on twitter, no likes no tweets or replies, it's honestly enough to just be there, over time they will become familiar with you

what was the story of ft becoming an anti, can someone summarize?

the only bad thing about being old is being a bald cunt

>>67004387
It's ok anon, I think most people want her to be buried under the shed

>>67004281
>but it hurts when I touch my shock
>I know how not to make it hurt by using someone else's mouth

>>67004394
Schizochama...

>>67004394
>Sexy anime women
ft says its digusting because it looks like a child
>shadow says that a loli pays for all the bills in this house
he says ok

>>67004532
Why did you spoon feed shit from < 10 days ago? That anon doesn't even watch her streams, he doesn't need to know anything about FT.

>>67004591
who cares

>>67004532
thank u kindly, anonchama

>>67004591
i dont watch streams but am a curious cat

I wish ft would turn the stream on
I need something to watch tonight

this is probably creepy but sometimes I get a great laugh out of imagining myself as ft or the elder critter and stumbling upon something Shondo related while browsing youtube or another board

ft was posting in the last ryona heavy thread

>>67004733
>stumbling
They're following her channels and twitter.

>>67003365
i feel old being 25 even though my genetics make me look like i could be 18 :(

>>67005377
have a kid, worked for me

I like to imagine driving down the street and catcalling Shondo then thinking "uuuuuuh. that one might be a little young"

>>67005377
don't be anon, age is just a number

>>67005377
25 is not old

>>67005453
imagine being shondo and having to assume anyone interested in you is either a nonce or online schizo

>>67005609
she thinks its hot

someone look at the asmr channel.. oh no no

imagine being Shondo and thinnking "I'm a beautiful young woman":)

random people liking my tweets is making me paranoid af
makes me think that there's a group of people plotting something against me

>>67005714
hi anon! I just wanted to like your post, it was suuuuper funny

>>67005565
neither is 30

>>67005609
imagine being shondo and opening a small business based on your fetish for murderous fictional children and then going surprised pikachu at the people you attract

>>67005442
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>>67005565
youre right il stop being a little bitch right now

>>67005707
its true :)

>>67005771
fuck you
>>67005707
it's true tho? she is very pretty

>>67005832
She was hoping it would be all cute girls like her

>>67005920
>>67006015
that's the point I like to think of Shondo being confident and happy :)

>>67006019
Right. The biggest demographic interested in weeb shit, cute girls.

>>67006110
Not saying it made sense, but she said she thought of her viewers as women when she made ASMR

I honestly wish her rtx model wasn't so attractive because I feel like I'm going against her wishes by not exclusively thinking of her as her streaming models

>>67006189
Not in all of them, senpai and onii-chan were male. Maybe in the beginning?

>>67006198
Anon the rtx model is a 6/10 Becky if all dolled up, you wouldn't even look at her if she was a random woman in the street.

>>67006294
sorry about your brain problems

>>67006294
Wrong
Every man in da norf drools over her when shes out

>>67006294
wrong

>>67006294
post tits now or stfu

>>67006294
lady fingers typed this post

>>67006294
I am always including her rtx model during my party time sessions because every part of her is beautiful and attractive and I can't get her out of my mind even when I try to use other means to arouse me. You are gay.

>>67006294
stinky femcel

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>>67006565
>britbongs
Not being fat automatically makes you a 6-7 in UK and US. Here in Spain she's average at best, in fact if she doesn't wear her pushup bra most men would be worried it's a trap.
>>67006532
Shondo is a solid 9/10, E is like 6/10. Deal with it.

>>67002857
shondo doesn't want to see male flesh and he's spamming photos of himself lol. i've never even heard of him either.

>>67006592
Shondo you don't have to come /here/ and anti yourself just cause you have a tummy ache. Close the thread and go rest.

>>67006592

>>67006667
Shut it.
>>67006699
shut

>>67003328
that doesn't change what i said...

>>67006532
>I can't get her out of my mind even when I try to use other means to arouse me.

This is when I knew it was over for me. JAV, ruined. Hentai, ruined. Imagination focused on other women I know irl? Ruined, my mind just drifts to her hands. I am sorry Schnidoo I never intended to be a fetishfriend

>Here in Spain
LMAO

>>67006592
>Spain
not really a high bar

imagine coming here to anti yourself to feel better who would do that

>>67006799
>>67006803
Latinas are hot, saxon women are porkers.

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>>67006592
I'm now filtering your posts

>>67006802
a mentally ill young woman would literally do that. you haven't met many menheras her age, have you?

>>67006834
yeah you're either mexican or a SEAmonkey

>>67006891
incel

>>67006884
i never leave my house how would i

>>67006834
>Latinas are hot
Yeah because Spaniard genetics are fucked up on their own but mix really well
You're right about Brits though but Shondo is the exception probably because she doesnt live the typical slag lifestyle.

to the anon that told me a few months back sending her a voice recording singing a love song was a fucking atrocious idea- thank you for saving me from myself. I would have absolutely killed myself from cringe.

>>67006294
her rtx model is the definition of sexiness, makes me want to party time every time I'm thinking of it

I love my cute wife, I hope she gets better and stops consuming expired milk on purpose

>>67006665
you guys are really stretching her words thin on this stuff now, she never said anything about people posting their arms during the subathon or with their sakuraco boxes

>>67007001
flat women in real life look like boys unless they're very very short

>/here/ anti-ing herself
>Here in Spain
>"here in pain"
>pain from tummy hort
You won't fool me, Shondo. I know how your brain works.

>>67007018
the anon who started this discussion doesnt even watch her he just hangs in the community to seethe about trannies and dewd

>>67006375
because norf women are hulking monstrosities going by shondo's words

>>67006933
yes and?

>>67007071
>and dewd
why did you add this part

love shondo

>>67006964
this is probably true. If girls didnt cake up, smoke and drink for years when they were growing up then they wouldnt wall so quickly but the gene pool small island thing is true

>>67007047
>someone who's banned is spanish

>>67007048
note to self never visit Spain

>>67006592
>Shondo is a solid 9/10, E is like 6/10. Deal with it.
stfu and sleep

>>67007208
SYUT UP YOU SCHIZOS I"M NOT HER!!!!

I miss the 1.0 models big fucking head and cute smile...

>>67007048
I don't think you understand what it's like to be attracted to flat chested girls, big booba are just big chunks of fat, there is nothing attractive to that. Its the whole combination of flat chest and the soft girly body

>>67007235
Hi shondo, how the tummy?

>>67007235
you should stop eating/drinking expired food Shondo

>>67007235
sure shondo i believe you :^)

>>67007255
>big booba are just big chunks of fat
and flat chests are just sheathes of skin. What's your point? Being a human is gross, there is nothing attractive about humans beyond personality traits

>>67007106
my anti is transphobic? we have a lot in common it seems.

>>67007235
go to sleep shondo

i can't draw, but i'm good at text stuff. do you think shondo would appreciate calligraphy dedicated to her?

you guys have ot be memeing I'm not her I'm a girl (real not trap) but not her

>>67007362
>>67006515

>>67007362
you know the rules then. tits or gtfo

>>67007362
tits or gtfo

>>67007311
what

>>67007362
grind your pussy on my face please. really cover every part of my face with your stinky delicious pussy juice.

>>67007362
you know the rules

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>>67007423
I'm not a whore either shut up

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPAR6npJ8as

>>67007440
it doesn't make you a whore, it just makes us respect you.

>>67007362
then reveal your mammaries or leave, whore

>>67007440
it's okay Shondo I won't force you. you can hang out here with us but stop anting yourself

>>67007440
Is your name Risenlight perchance?

how many times do you reckon someone /here/ has fapped to a dude pretending to be Her

>>67007440
coming here to seeth about another women is whore behavior

>>67007492
Oh god please don't burst their bubble

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>>67007485
My point was that her rtx model isnt taht attractive.
>>67007524
She's my wife.

is the scuffed funkytown available somewhere or do i need to go cut it from a vod

this thread is full of faggots

>>67007558
i'd tell you but i'd have to kill you

>>67007557
>My point was that her rtx model isnt taht attractive.
i smell jealousy

>>67007557
>"Um actually she might be slightly above average and therefore isn't attractive"

>>67007557
Nuh uh she's very attractive

>>67007569
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH GOT EM

>>67007569
my wife is a faggot, so this is accurate.

Sometimes I like to imagine myself as an ant in Shondo’s colony

Sometimes I like to imagine myself as a Quagmire Toilet and she's powdering in my mouth.

>>67007698
She was so sweet when she was saying that. I love her a lot

sometimes I pretend I'm Otis when resting on my Shondaki's chest

Sometimes I like to imagine that I'm normal, but I'm stuck /here/.

sometimes i like to imagine myself as a pallet of bricks and i fall off the back of a lorry into her path causing horrific injuries

>>67007787
fr I can't believe how endearing and heartwarming it was to literally bee called a worker drone ant by her

sometimes I like to imagine she just asked me to clean her pale soft little feet everytime before bed

>>67007857
same but its a lot more often than sometimes and I also like to imagine that it's been 5 days since her last bath so they smell like faintly salty coconut

>>67007857
this but I snap all her delicate little shontoes

sometimes i like to imagine how easily her bones would break

can't even brag about having my comment read by Shadowmama and convincing her that we're all a bunch of weirdo fetish friends. it sucks.

sometimes I like to imagine eating each of shontoe and shonfinger (they will grow back it is okay) so that my shontulpa can become as powerful as the real thing

once again youtube mommyfags understand her better than 90% of /shon/

>>67008166
I trust people like RA to know her the most of all

sometimes a wicked smile creeps across my face i like to imagine the look of shock and confusion on her porcelain face after she finds out how much it really hurts to get punched in the jaw by an adult male at full power before the followup blow to her chest knocks all the air from her lungs and she is incapable of saying the safeword

>>67008206
>RA
There are people who have been around longer and they're not 90 IQ junkies.

sometimes i like to imagine her as a nugget with her limbs cut off so that i can do what i wish with her. she'd be taken care of and fed when i take her muzzle off. but daily molestings would occur because i wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her soft nugget body. eventually i'd take the muzzle off until she's learned to accept her place as my dress-up nugget.

sometimes I like to imagine I'm lame enough to signal boost my old youtube comments because I was proud of a realization everyone has after a day of reps

Expired milk killed your wife, how sad is that

>>67008358
i will follow her soon

>>67008358
if you don't suicide via milk to be with her then you arent a true husband

>>67008358
would never happen in my household

>>67008343
>n-no I understand her cuz of muh reps
Did you also realize that she drank expired milk on purpose to get a day off with minimal fibbing? All the shogger drama plus Fleece got to her, last stream she was desperately gaslighting herself into having fun.

>>67008597
We know, Shondo. No one is upset for needing an excuse to take a day off. It's good to see you standing up for yourself.

nah, I kneel, you know her best. you should email and tweet her to inform that you're in on her scheme. she'll be impressed by your shontuition and will invite you to the inner circle

sometimes I think there are vague posts made to hurt me personally but vague enough to have plausible deniability but specific enough to signal they know what I did wrong and make me feel bad about it

the milk never existed

>>67008751
I understand this mindset in general but stop caring so much about other anons you faggot

>>67008751
same :c

>eats expired yogurt to get out of rucaco family collab
>drinks expired milk to get out of vr horror

>>67008751
stop caring. if i cared about the last week, i would have an hero'd by now.

>>67008751
>vague posts made to hurt me personally
I do that a lot, I'm all about subliminal messages. It doesn't matter that you now have confirmation of what I'm doing because it'll still get under your skin.