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This hag wolf powers are too strong.

WITCH
WITCH

>>66986997
Bros I'm scared. How does she keep doing this...

>>66986997
FUCK THE WITCH
AND THEN BURN HER

>>66986997
Witch burnings are barbaric. She should be forcibly impregnated instead. By me. Let me in. LET ME IN AAAAAAAA

>>66986997
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WITCH
WITCH
WITCH

PUNISH THE WITCH

>>66987099
>first the sheep and now the wolf
These heathens are surely a force to be reckoned with

>>66986997
The witch grows stronger

>>66986997
THIS HARLOT REQUIRES WITCH TRIAL CORRECTION! GET DROWNED GET DROWNED GET DROWNED GET DROWNED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TASUKETE, WATAMAGE

>>66986997
Mio will be the Bruno of Hololive. We don't talk about Mio.

>>66987889
Some anon better make a vocaroo or video of that. I would, but I cannot sing.

PUNISH THE WITCH!

>>66986997
Well wouldn't you know it: in my dream she predicted that we would both have been breaking, babymaking sex together. I can't wait!

>>66986997
>predicted this 2 years ago
>this year
Yeah, great prediction. Kinda shows that Mel was known to talk without thinking way before.

>>66986997
This is why I Shinzo-post in /hag/

>>66986997
BURN THE WITCH

ITT: anon learns that "divination" bs is 80% using your previous knowledge of the person in front of you to make a prediction

>>66986997
That's the reason why I think Mio is the secret trump card of Cover all along.

>>66986997
What's the expiry date on a tarot reading, if someone gives you a bad reading can you just blame that if something bad happens to you years later?

>>66986997
BIG
GOD

>>66990202
What a reasonable conclusion to draw the curtain behind all the spectacle in this thread. You must be a FUCKING WITCH.

holy shit

>Mio was completely broken when Mel got terminated
She tried to warn her so many times... fuck...

>>66986997
So cover fired mel for being an honest human being and you all still shit on kurosanji?

>>66989049
>>66990636
Remember that Mio was supposed to do a divination for all Holomems at the start of the year, but after just one (Fbk's, curiously enough a genmate of Mel's), the earth shook violently and a tsunami was called upon Japan. It is then that Mel's fate was sealed.

>>66991653
What was her read on fbk? It might hint of things to come because oh boy, so many things happening and it's just halfway in January.

>>66991581
Yea, she was definitely honest with Kotoka when she leaked conferential information.

I think that Mio was the one who was doing inside trading... and then she made Mel take the fall for her...

>>66986997
.never doubt

>>66991854
You have no proof it was her. Plus mel had way too many male e celebs friends. What actually likely happened was one of those e celebs tried to fuck she said no and he submitted an anonymous complaint to cover in revenge. But please keep this up is entertaining to read.

>>66991830
About to take a nap so cba to tl/search for a tl'd clip, but this is the timestamp
https://youtu.be/8UNGGC_EGu4?t=10898

>>66986997
so she commited the mistake in 2022...

>>66986997
Burn the witch!

>>66992192
shiiiiii

>>66986997
>WITCH
Shionyo... your witch role...

>>66991187
kek

The witch is singing guys, come watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoDWHCw3CXU

>>66992100
Kotoka already threw a friend under the bus, I'm not going to give her a pass.

>>66992507
Retarded tribalfag.

>>66986997
predictive programming. if you disagree you are retarded NPC and fuck off

>>66986997
Who wants to bet the reason she was fired was because this wasn’t the first time and she’s gotten warnings before

At this rate they're gonna consider all these readings as breaking NDA geez...

>>66992507
I know she did and trust me I wish I'm wrong, but with mel and her circle of "friends" anything could happen. If her cat died you can expect one of those scumbags to message her and ask her if he can come by so she can talk to him. He gets there he starts talking to her mel thinking she had a shoulder to cry to decides to vent. Guy tries to seduce her while shes vulnerable you know the rest.

>>66992699
why did this turn into a cuck fantasy

I can't deal with the fact that Pekora is super superstitious and revering her every word has probably helped a ton to keep her on the top

>>66992750
How is it one? She rejected him and he squeeled to her managers as vengeance.

>>66992750
It isn't a cuck fantasy. If you look past your obvious ignorance. People like you think Holostars are your biggest threat when in reality is the male e celebs who you should be worried about you underestimating women when it comes to fame and greed. Especially in Japan where most girls when they were little all wanted to be idols at some point. But please forgive me if some actual thoughts triggers your post traumatic disorder. Somebody obviously hurt you in your life.

>>66992750
NTA but is common sense with these scum, e-celebs are basically man-children who found a way into success somehow, they don't have any particular irl skills and bet your ass many of them just straight up watches lots of porn. So when one of these has the opportunity to get close to mel, who is considered the prettiest and sexiest girl to the point even straight women want to rape her, bet your ass they are gonna try something.
Mel might have said no and the e-celeb just decided to fuck her over because he's that petty, bet the guy is laughing and being like ''SERVES YOU RIGHT BITCH'', desu i think Mel should say the name of the faggot who ruined her Holo career.

>>66992469
Does she always sound so devoid of energy?
I haven't really tuned in for her for a while now...

>>66993150
No, she has been crying since Mel got fired

>>66993236
I thought as much...

>>66991581
> Being an honest human being

Bro, this is Japan, being too honest and straightforward is straight up the step 1 on how to make people hate you, it's the 8th cardinal sin

>>66992100
If im an e celeb male i would blackmail for sex. This is reek of woman behaviour, also kotoka fit the bill for prime suspect.

>>66993647
>If im an e celeb male i would blackmail for sex. This is reek of woman behaviour
Yes anon, JP male ecelebs are that petty

If were an e-celeb I'd actually be a friend to her. I've been in situations where people have betrayed my trust way too much, so I'd definitely try to break that curse. What I'll do is I'd bring her a kitten talk to her and ask her if she's hungry so I can order her something to eat. While she talks about how she's feeling. I'm someone who's way too loyal and kindness is basically my worst enemy. But I like to help people. Is what gets me by every day I even take out my elderly neighbor garbage every Tuesday lol. I think the day I stop helping others is the day I'm either killed or committed suicide

>>66986997
Mio just reads how people react. She isn't a witch, she understands people's flaws.

>>66993769
As a smart Hag, she feels like she should give counsel to others but knows she shouldn't be too straightforward. So this tarot shit is actually a smart way of doing it

>>66993869
Mio did one in the summer and absolutely helped a couple of members as well. The witch is your friend.

>>66993869
>So this tarot shit is actually a smart way of doing it
Rushia and Mel didn't get the message tho...

>>66994015
If they dont listen theres nothing that can be done

Her ability to read people is almost like magic. Almost... like a witch.

>>66994015
Rushia went straight up Schizo with no meds mode, no way of helping that, and Mel, while the cutest and sweetest, also has an IQ of like 5, she probably didn't even get the message

>>66986997
>the witch knew all along back in 2022
>there is possibility she been leaking info way back in 2022 . Mio knew and decided to drop a hint this way
the rrat grows.

I need mio to read my palm.

>>66994230
this but my dick

>>66994230
It says u r gay

>>66992807
Pekor isn't superstitious, she is just a little stitious.

>>66986997
I'm not buying it. The advice is generic/vague enough that it would eventually hit the mark at some point.

>>66994411
Gay for you now come here you big hunk.

>>66995131
What do you know, you fucking witch?

Don't shoot the messenger! Mio doesn't weave your future she only reads it! [You]r oshi could miss out on crucial information because you decided to burn her at the stake.

>>66986997

> Instead of having an HR department, Cover just has Mio dropping knowledge on the talents

>>66998609
>Mio cosplays as Marine to make her understand why she should tone down her sex menhera act

>>66986997
>2022
It's off by 2 years, it's 2024 already.

>>66999926
She has been doing it since 2022...

>>66992100
post receipts

>>66986997
how the FUCK

>>66986997
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>66993769
Anon, she does it ONLINE.

>>66987232
Was just about to post this, THE WITCH SHALL BE SENTENCED TO CORRECTIVE BREEDING (BY ME)

>>67004162
>vtuber
>online
Ho else do you want a vtuber to do it?

HOWEVER

>>66986997
BASED

This isnt even the first time Mio was right. It's scary. Maybe the memes about her being a witch arent memes

>>67010084
we weren't memeing when we said taiga was her familiar

>>67010084
what are the predictions for this year?

>>67005904
They could just as easily meet in Mio's house or the studio.

>>66986997
What other predictions of a similar caliber are worth looking forward to, not just from the one made this year but from previous ones as well? just in case someone else kicks the bucket.

>>66986997
this one was one of the best

>covertly replace all of Mio’s cards in her deck with copies of “The Lovers”
>ask Mio for a card reading
>watch as she pulls out a full spread of “The Lovers”
>grab Mio’s hand and stone cold stare right into her eyes
>???
>impregnation

>>66987889
Bucciarati?

Isn't Mio also the one who kept telling every other talent that were having some doubts to stay in Hololive?

>>66992507
This
No reason to give her the benefit of doubt

>>67017057
Powerful

mio is a true veteran, did tv shows and all before joining hololive. she is able to separate the wheat from the chaff. she "sensed" rushia and mel before everyone.

>>66986997
i love that fukcing hag

>>66986997
>Doesn't take her advice
>Blames the messenger
Actual retard alert

>>66986997
BURN THE WITCH

INSEMINATE THE WITCH

>The spirits were not pleased with not getting to do a reading this year because of the earthquake
>So they recycled previous years' readings and turned them into curses
SOMEBODY GO FIND THE OTHERS AND DO WORST-CASE BREAKDOWNS OF EACH PREDICTION

>>66992100
Why would a bunch of e clebs be someone CLOSE to her? you missed that key element, you're just a cock worshiping retard that loves bringing up cock ever possible chance, not a single person from VCR was close enough to her but your tribes girl was, it's going to be her under suspicion forever, not to mention we see what you idiot do over the mere mention of another Niji member, poor Aloe

I had a professor who was about mio's age in college, years ago. I always think what if I could go back in time and be that young guy blowing loads in mio's not-so-hag pussy a decade ago. I would be a happy man.

>>66992507
Why are you guys making shit up?

>>66986997
>>66994089
>>67016118

I don't have enough Mio lore.
What are the best examples of her calling shit out, both positive and negative?

>>66992699
>>66992100
It is hilarious that you think these guys exist on this scale.
Have you even watched any of them?

>>67027186
Last year's readings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MZ9-odavME

>>66986997
no fucking way

>>66992668
3 strikes just like Rushia

>>66986997
When you say AAEEIIIII you sound like parrot4chan stop it

>>67033358
Because he copied it from here you fucking retard, and it’s not even originated from /vt/. It came from /pw/

>>66986997
>2024 suggestion : never collab with male

>2024 suggestion for Yagoo : terminate all homo

>>66994142
the consensus seems to be that Mel's recent fuck up isn't her first.

>>66986997
Damn