/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66964588
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>66964588
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5veRZ6xB1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U

>>66964543
holy based last post

>>66964551
JOBBER at least OP put a subject

>>66964629
AMEN

>>66964543
Now THIS is quite remarkable

this one
>>66964629
amen

>>66964658
damm shinri won in the last thread

I miss mama uuuuuu

>>66964658
YEAR OF THE DRAGON BABYYYY ITS HIS TIME

>>66964543
Honestly quite incredible.

NEW DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM

FASHIONABLE DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM

How about all those shiny spicy offcollab streams right guys? haha

>>66964661
if it doesn't appear by searching mans like this thread then it doesn't exists

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxnTNWn6RM

>>66964874
>>66964883
>>66964932
now do a threesome

>>66964894
We got 3 months, we chillin

S-Shinri?

>>66965019
Axel is going back in a little more than 1 month.

>nothing too crazy... YET

Jacket toggle! Must be!

STOP THINKING ABOUT DILDOS

>>66965231

>>66965062
There you go

>the first Altare and Axel offcollab is with Rpr
The monkey paw

>>66965062
It's still amost 2 months left, he's only going back at march, maybe late march

>19th miitopia
>20th RIP offcollab
>21st GBF
all jp time

YES

Ahegao expression incoming

>>66965231
I need the official gavis bettel two inch dildo I need it I need it I need it

>>66965231

oh these are not working fluidly with his dumb dingo mouth flaps

Cute boy, probably thinking about asses

he just looks drunk bros

He looks like a whore

>>66964629
Amen

Axel never uses those toggles

When he sees your cock

>>66965337
He has to go by the first week of March unless he wants to overstay his visa and get arrested.

>>66965574
that's why he has an entire stream dedicated to it

He is so cute, I'm giggling like an idiot with how shy he is

HE'S GOT THE TOGGLE
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66965476
GAVIS BETTEL HAS 5 INCHES AT MINIMUM YOU WHOOOOORRREEEEE

OH no, he has the shadow on his top face like Altare's

>when he reads cannibalotl posts

>>66965588
kimo...

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh now- Yeah, he looks like a perv kek

now that's a rape face befitting of Axel

oh no, he is looking like that one face meme with the shadow and smiling.

>when the ecchi onee-chan pulls hers out

This expression makes me want to get molested by him

>>66965764
The Agni Face of Fire Punch

>>66965774

I knew it

>>66965761
PLEASE FUCKING EAT ME

>>66965331
Excellent, they can drunkenly make out in front of Altare just like in my fujoposts...

This dude and his non-existent opsec kek

>what he usually rocks
SELF DOX SELF DOX

His earrings finally!

The piercing doesn't really fit his model that well but he is happy

>>66965934
it's called kayfabe you retard

cute

>>66965962
He just said he sent management a picture of his earring

>>66965960
It's too big. If it was a little smaller it would blend nicely I think?

Axel is finally complete.

Ah. So Hakka isn't the only one getting Piercings.
Magni Definitely had piercings before everyone else, but god the ones had had were excessive

I would easily buy these

INCOMING SEX

he's taking off the jacket... he's a whore...

>>66965960
I feel like if it was just studs instead of that hoops it would rock. Maybe it needs to be a different color?

>>66966046
>spoiler
They were sexy as hell

THE JACKET COMES OFF
OH NO HIS TITS WILL BE VISIBLE

SEX

He looks too plain without the jacket

He looks so skinny

HE'S BASICALLY NAKED

oh no its a skin tight body suit

put the jacket back on

HE IS A TWINK

oh jesus that's disgusting, maybe if the undershirt was sleeveless i'd fuck with it more?

It looks better with the jacket...

COVER UP WHORE

Bruh his legs are thicker than his arms, my swole image of him... ruined...

I love the fullbody sock, his wrists continue to look ero

Boobs doko

Obligatory

>>66966218
>Anons don't know what a fujo is
>Anons don't know what a yume is
>Anons don't know what a shota is
>Anons don't know what a twink is
What's next?

Without the collar, he looks like some wet work agent from a nondescript three letter agency

>>66966246
>his legs are thicker than his arms
Bro what, you think the arms should be bigger than thighs?

>>66966246
I told you he was flat chested.

>>66966308
Be nice to the Axelotls, they are friends

>>66966308
>Anons won't know what a bara is
>Anons won't know what an oji is

This is an old Flayon's suit.

Is this some kind of inverse Shinri moment

>twerking skills
Why are they all like this

Truly keeping Magni's legacy alive

>Axel twerked in front of Altare and management

"I look like a circumsized dick" - Axel Syrios, 2024

>circumcised dick
KEK

>>66966328
I'm saying his jacket made his arms look bigger than it actually is. Axel himself agrees it looks ackward

>>66966246
That's why he wasn't added to Abxodia the shredded one

>jerking it
sasuga aniki

DICK PUNCHING TOGGLE!

HE CAN STILL JERK

Oh his titty moves with the arm, nice

Should've given him more arm poses, man

ESL dingo

please go fully shirtless next time

Why does he want the jerking off toggle kek

>>66966504
Eh, at least he still has the most important one

The torso is rigged in a very flat way

>>66965761
RAPE ME PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>66966516
kek on point

>>66966516
Holy kek

>>66966516
KEK

>tells someone to go to the gym
based

TORAMANE IS JOINING THE SHINY SPICY GYM ARC??

>>66966516

cannibalotl status?

Altare is dragging Toramane by the balls everywhere kek

>hates leg days
fucking leglets

>>66966728
>>66965900

>>66966188
>>66966201
updating all the tier lists putting him on all the same levels as bettel

>>66966201
I think the white collar is throwing it off

>They went to play basketball
>They went to the gim
Ah so that's why Altare tweeted about being tired and sore

wtf is Shinri doing?

>>66965761
AHHHHHHH NO I CANT JACK OFF AGAIN

>gibby had both his two last streams privated
I was really wondering today how he gets away with so much shit, today he was playing a bunch of games on one frame when they're supposed not to be able to, also showing memes and videos they don't have the rights for, and on the top 30 games stream he had Mother 3 listed on it, which cannot be legally played in any legal way in English

>all shriveled up
Chupado

>>66966516
KEK someone feed Axel some steak or ribs

>>66967029
ah the axel strat

>manager was the one who deleted the "you're weak you cuntr" tweet
KEK

Torimane is so based

>>66967029
He sold the mane-sans N Word Passes, but they were expired and they found out

>>66967029
speedrunning suspension and then termination, don't even get attached, that guy is a ticking bomb bigger than Nowa

>>66967029
It's almost like he wasn't briefed on the policies. He had that cat gif too that he put to jump on his hand, I doubt he has permission for that

>>66967192
You need perms for a cat gif?

>>66967152
Damn, Goldie is a member of Woolie's family

>>66967029
DMing fans and now this... It's like he still got that indie mentality hard-wired in his brain

>>66967184
I hate SEA hours

>>66967184
I expected that much from a Vestie.

>>66967290
Would he also ditch a threesome with two girls for Marvel vs Capcom 3?

>crashing altare stream right after hostess bar
you just know

>>66967269
They're not supposed to show anything they don't explicitly have perms for or source I think. Look at the credits Jurard had to put on his dumb six second video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWyBPBq-OLI

altare and axel went to a girls bar with the head of an esports org…

>>66967269
When you are a holo you do, you can not use images that you just take off google

MAMA I MISSED YOU

>>66967307
It's EU hours tho

>>66967353
Change the game to Donkey Kong and yes

>>66967420
It's half past 4 am in Sweden, at least get it right

>>66967353
to be honest he had a good point, MvC3 was so fucking good

GREEN SCREENXEL

>>66967390
That makes no sense. At one point Gura used a Harold meme when Kiara talked about feet in Minecraft I don't think you need perms for meme gifs.

>SEA hours
>Cockroaches start baiting with Gibby/Flayon
Like clockwork

>>66967479
So?

>>66967375
he explicitly just said that altare went home, the bossman took them to a girly bar after, and when axel left the girly bar he went back to altare's room and crashed his stream

I told you his mouth was different!

>I think my smile is different, my mouth changed yo
/MANS/ BTFO

>>66967565
it does look smaller

this is gonna make so many dick shadow edits

>>66967553
It is not EU hours brother

>>66967557
Axel went to a girly bar, got bored and started missing Altare, so he left to be with Leader.....cute

>>66967552
Are SEA hours just 24/7 now? kek
This is prime streaming time in American timezones

>>66967552
It's literally primetime burger hours now. SEAfags are busy wage slaving.

>MUST
>NOT
>SHOOP
>COCKS
>IN
>DINGO'S
>MOUTH
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This Japan arc is selling me completely on Altxel

>>66967629
honestly its very sweet, he genuinely values altare and cherishes him, it reminds me of my relationship with my best friend

>>66967029
Does anyone have a photo of Gibby's top games listing?

Oh nyo bettelion

the yandere face is too good i hate his stupid ass i hate this fuck me dude

>>66967752
He posted that one on Twitter

Ginka mama love

>>66967798
january anni, february grad. at least we got it marginally better than the vestmites

>>66967798
>>66967832
Retards

I still hope he's a mouth breather

>>66967621
It's EU hours because I said so

>>66967831
please use the correct version, she made a mistake on this one

>>66967869
Why is it sideways

>>66967798
?? what happened now

>>66967952
he'll be streaming a lot more in february, promise :^)

Kimo~

He never uses the bane mask

Shinri is the first holomem I've seen try to catch a human boss

>>66967809

>>66968013
You're a really retarded doxfag

>>66968062
He uses it all the time tho

>>66968113
how do you know it's a doxx? what happened?

>>66968091
The earring is like his collar!

>>66968013
It's over, he's graduating or terminated. Kyo probably rrat him out like what happened to Mel.

I got used to the jacketless model already, he looks cute

Please do the jacking off green screen Axel I need this for good purposes

He has been rotated inshallah

>>66968091
everything he does drags me back to him. i cant help it i want him to hurt me so bad its stupid

>>66968342
i have to get raped by him, what should i do?

>>66968342
I... I want him to step on me?

>>66968381
Rotation mentioned. Posting for old times sake.

MAMA LOOK AWAY YOUR SON NEEDS TO JACK IT IN FRONT OF ME

Oh no, this looks like it's specifically for Magni

>"Now I look like a massive perv"
lmao

>>66968440
get raped by him

>>66968440
If you want it, you can't be raped lol stoopid

this looks like some furry S/M type of shit

MORE STUFF TO COME

JAPAN ARC LOVE

>>66968640
I feel like this would emerge from a toilet when I mentioned big titty neechans

I AM NOT SMELLY

Please keep the jacket on.

>>66968584
>The Axel Syrios drip

>>66968640

Oh Shinri...

>>66967831
I’m glad she chatted. It’s been a while since she’s been active

I think that Bettel is pregnant and Shinri left midstream for 30 minutes to take care of him

>>66969199
this makes the most sense to me too

Someone please snug Shinri in a plain to JP…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8swzLvpPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8swzLvpPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8swzLvpPE

incoming armis collab(?)

>>66969291
>in a plain to JP
Shinri will visit Hokkaido

UH?
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1747833162749591943

>>66969371
That would be a good time for GB's ISP to explode

>>66968584
i want to fuck the shit out of him, literally

>>66969405
THIS MAN IS MY FRIEND
HE FIGHTS FOR MY HAPPINESS

>>66969182
>decided to check her twitter
>some of her last retweets are vesper's new design and the magni touch up

damn...

>>66969405
Banchou, do this...for Ruze. And also for me.

>>66969199
ToT imagine shinri massaging bettel's aching feet and rubbing his bulging tummy praising him and calling him a good boy and mommy to his child

>>66969199
Yeah that makes perfect sense actually. Thanks anon

>>66969405
OCTAVIO GET IN THERE

>>66969405
FREAK SHOW ON THE EDGE OF BROKEN BUT FINE FREAK SHOW IN THE DARK I FEEL SO ALIVE

I appreciate how committed Jurard is to keeping his promises

>>66969920
Unlike someone who never paid off his debts.

>>66969405
Can banchou manage to download in time with South Elysium net tho

I missed him so much, good to hear him having fun, see you all tomorrow MANS chu~

>it's Goldie first and not Tavi
no..................................................

>>66970184
Goldruze winning

>>66970143
he's having sex with kobo now

>>66969447
GET FUCKED shitter

>>66970054
Lol, he can just join VC and lie that it's almost done downloading like he did with Dark and Darker

>>66970213
I was crossing my fingers a bit for that first Ruzetavio one-on-one but pushed again to another time

>>66970262
based

>>66970262
>>66970287
Hoes mad

>>66970262
WHAT DID BUBBY DO TO YOUUUUUU

>>66970279
Same. I want to see them interact without interruptions from the other two

I missed Ruze
it's been multiple hours...

Ruze getting his wisdom teeth out soon, I guess

>>66970249
Oh you're right. GET IN BANCHOU

>>66970357
they should really schedule a one-on-one collab...

I heard that there is a new ruzavio fic on ao3 but I've been unable to find it...

ugh every holostar has been delighted by this game but I really don't want to fork over that cash for an early access game

>>66970478
Ruze said the two of them were trying to figure out the perms for the games they wanted to play one-on-one earlier

>>66970412
He is /here/

screams on the telly

>>66970528
Just pirate it when it's out, it's never too late to buy it after.

>>66970526
on it

Enter

FAKE FRIENDS

Ruze getting the Zelda chicken treatment

kek this giant chicken and its one shots

need a cute puppeteer to join in with these boys

>>66970526
title: friendly reminder that im a b word

>>66970526
>>66970632
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53093089/chapters/134331394

>just having you here is reward enough
JUZE LOVE

>>66970850
I thought Altare hated Kobo

>>66970827
>>66970881
Thank you!! ;-; Idk why I couldn't find it in Ruze's tag

>>66970850
Cute blue family

Banchou was so close to giving in man...

>>66970926
Altare hates just women like you

>>66970948
author used the wrong character tags, had to search for the ship itself

>>66970850
cute

>>66970926
gaki suki

>>66970986
wait for the incest

>>66971136
blue family expanding

So, this is the first Goldruze one-on-one right

Thank Goldie for being the only friendless loser to join Ruze

>>66968913
hydraxel

>>66971255
yeah

They should make Armis in-game

Making a guild just to annoy Jurard...

kek, Shinri found an "exploit" and is abusing it

ive been watching the boys since hq debuted and yet its octavio that makes me feel so feral. he's super hardworking and cute and yet i can only think about how he looks when hot and flustered and under someone else...

>>66971466
>under someone else
his wife?

yes. KILL the depressed audino thing

get nuked IDIOT

He got so excited about that depresso

Do more lucky Pals spawn in hard mode

Go submit your votes

how do you get insta downed by a fucking Eevee

>>66971897
Hard mode

>"I pick fights I can't win"
Ruze cute

I swear there is only one person that doesn't like Tavi and I'm trying to figure out what they are jealous over. Is it a starsreject? Pissed that people like Tavi more than Flay when they both put on a fake shonen voice? A shipper whose otp is threatened by Octavio? Maybe I will never know

bubby caught

Gibby has had the pigs called on him because he's black

Tavi is very cute. And I hope someone gently tugs his braids if he decides to play a motorbike gaem so as to simulate turns.

>>66972128
it's probably me not really jealous but just hate the idea of people wasting their money to support someone who already has a fucking doctorate and a whole ass wife and family kek

"Free labor is fine"--Niggabullet

nijisisters aren't sending their best fighters tonight

>>66972465
I'm not sure why that matters, he wouldn't fuck you anyway

>>66972465
What a weird logic. So all those people idolizing content creators or artists who are already married are also foolish to you?

did palworld already kill lego fortnite?

KILL THE FUCKING MERCHANT

>>66972128
right? it's like hating hakka, you just look dumb hating someone being a hardworking honest idol.

Goldruze starting a life together in the woods in a cottage, so romantic

>>66972465
saviorfagchama...

>>66972618
>>66972468
Tell him to get a real job stay mad I'm not paying condom money lmao

If it ever gets that far, the Stars Palworld server having a competition similar to what they did with Rust would be wild

shinri jobber

>>66972465
>"people who have money and are married don't deserve to be paid for their work"
Imagine thinking this

>>66972675
there are fags who get absurdly worked up/righteous over 2d moving anime avatars
>66972807
I wasn't talking to (you) nigger kek

Oh it's a seething starsreject rumao

Is Rumchata actually good? I've only seen that shit at Denny's, so I don't trust it

>GBDSM

>GBDSM

>>66973008
>>66973020
holy hivemind

Gibby and Ruze are a very stable pair, very cool

>Gibby consents to being captured and used for labor

cute

>RUZE REALLY STEALS (CLOTHES)
>NO DIGNITY

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1747848376472027434
Armis unity is over...

lmao the response was cute

>>66973582
I HATE MENSHI YUMES

ENTER HAKKA

kek hakka really wants to jump in

Hakka is a part of Armis now I don't make the rules

AYYYE. Is Hakka the first to call Ruze a bastard?

>>66973842
This isn't even menshi. DINO, JUST DITCH YOUR JOB LIKE YOUR SENPAI

>>66974066
on stream I think? jurard said he was first to call him bastard predebut

>hard mode
babygamer birb gonna be carried by his kouhais

hakka's character holy kek

>what is that thick figure over there

Dwayne Johnson, 5th member of Armis

>headshots a deer 2 inches away from him
>"I thought it would survive, chat!"

>>66974158
Armis please take care of borb, he allocated all his stats on cuteness and slutiness and not in smarts or gaming skills

I'm surprised that the game has online multiplayer in its early access build, but then again this may as well be as good of a time to test it.

>"F" me

Ruze is too afraid to sleep with the homies

Goldie you don't have to lie about Hakka's tits

>I'm gonna use Goldie's fat tits as a pillow

Ruze doesn’t want to sleep with the hispanics.

>>66974517
And he called them stinky

>>66974493
He’d come around if banchou was there

>>66974585
Dino tail has him enraptured

>>66974517
>>66974567
I didn't know Ruze was a Magmite

ENTER JURARD

Shinri constantly one-shotting pals from the back is cracking me up

jurard REPLACED

>>66974788
BY HIS EVOLUTION

JURARD YOUR STREAM IS IN AN HOUR

Jealous banchou cute~

>>66974863
Not anymore apparently

>”I was mean to Jurard and the internet killed itself”

>>66974779
I wish I could get deadly back shots from Shinri

Shinri's hot looking mimic

won't it be hilarious if jurard cancel his menshi right now to stream PW

>>66975072
manifesting this destiny please and thanks

>>66975072
Jurard cares way too much about keeping promises to his audience to do that

>says goodnight to his groom victim in Ruze's chat

Hakka died due to shitty ISP

Jurard's public watchalong of "Quarantine" is starting soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mShGmParYnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mShGmParYnw
https://www.om3tcw(period)com/r/mag

Where would Jurard sleep in the ARMIS house?

Shinri went AFK and is being raided by Yumes

>goes pissing
>immediately gets raided by fangirls who can't contain their love

shinri...

>>66975651
Raped to death...

>>66975454
outsidein the cold

>>66975721
It's how he'd want to go o7

>>66975721
Kek

ENTER TAVI

ENTER

I'm still laughing of the timing in Shinri leaving to shit and instantly being attacked by a raid of FANGIRLS WHO CAN'T CONTAIN THEIR LOVE in Palworld.

>>66975912
kek this game is so ridiculous about some things without holding back, I kind of respect it

>>66976018
shitpanions...

Banchou is a romantic person, huh...

banchou respects his and your schedules!

Jurard is so responsible...it feels almost weird.

stretching banchou uwooooo

Banchou wtf were those stretch noises

How is he so fast

>"How many was that, I forgot"
Classic dino brain

Banchou lewd noises HECK YEAH

>wake up
>open stream
>"this game cured my schizophrenia"
Well anyways good morning, we hate regis altare

120 push ups in a handful of minutes
cute dino, his heartbeat's so fast

AAAIIIEEEEEE

Random heartbeat too? Banchou love~

Why does Shinri hate Armis anyways? Does he despise Ruze?

My yume brain going haywire

>wait till I steamboat his willie
KEKMAO

>>66976675
trying the game for himself before trying the multiplayer, same as stardew

>>66976675
Armis didn't even exist when Shinri asked for this game's perms

>>66975912
Kek that's good

Jurard is so easily impressed...

>>66977223
I can see him loving the shit out of palworld like right away

>>66977357
Given that seeing a fucking firetruck was enough to get him excited, I don't doubt it.

jurard pronounces room as wroom. cute.

ToT