/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my autistic wife.

she ate too much cake

I really love my wife

i love my mentally ill autistic liar whore stripper golddigger of a wife

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>66946881
i'd fuck her

I know an anon replied to me about this before, but I'll keep saying it:
I hope they give this thread the auto-sage it deserves

>>66947075
Sanest shogger in the community

>>66946948

Shondo didn't realize that therapists don't make assessments as to whether or not you are autistic, and lied that hers told her she wasn't, while asserting her doubts that she may actually be in spite of that.

Grrr Shondo why are you spending 3 hours building a monkey bench?? You’re stupid I hate you!!!!!!!!!

I hope this thread stays on /vt/ forever so more anon husbands go Ray mode

>>66947308
wasn't she just talking about one of her autistic proclivities during zatsu

Passionate love making with shondo

>>66947075
no thanks

Is she actually not interacting with you know who now?

>>66947512
She's interacting with me and that's all I care about.

c_v is in

She will handpick Dewd for the gigachad Alpha male Gorilla

i always fall asleep watching her these days.

>>66947568
Yeah that was his call into the inner sanctum

>>66947512
don't care, she said my name multiple times today

>>66947568
Good
he's based racistGOD

>>66947619
this whore will intentionally ignore my chats and never readm y name i hate hier

anyone who said no is out of the running

>>66947373
so I know what I said but I like you retromancer
please chill out and come here less I'm a bit worried husbro

>>66947713
Wipe your tears before posting, maybe text time you wont typo so much

>>66947713
sick and tired of unicorns shitting themselves over the 4view not reading your messages. Literally just be more interesting, it's not that hard

>>66947855
Based King dabbing on third rates

theres nothing interesting to say this game is shit

I will never be a gorilla

I finaly finished the bloons documentaly vod snd it was great I wish shed do more watchalong of that, long form youtube videos like game analysis/history, or that 10h conspiracy iceburg sould be cool too. She doesn't even have to be in stream she could start stream when she's working and we watch it together while she's working or somethibg and occasionally talking to us, the important thing is we're watching it together not that she on screen or reacting to it. I'd even be OK wif she's muted most of it and just unmutes to talk now and then. Watxhibg videos together like that is so fun, if people wernt being so autistic she could do it in the discord easy but since that's not an option the alt works. Imagine after stream she starts watching some videos while working for 6h and we just chill and stay with her in silince enjoying just being to her I miss having someone to do that with and wish she would do that

If you have a bad time during chill streams its because your side activity is consuming brainworms here

>>66947955
she had a playlist of videos but she hasnt done anything with it for a while

>>66947855
my liege, i kneel

I'm pretty sure she's been making an active effort to interact with more of us lately, I don't know what you guys are seeing.

>>66948218
yeah she has been interacting more with the King

>>66946948
>>66947227
This is gross, anon, but I'd still love my wife if she got like this
Not that i would let it happen

oh no the worms are starting again...

>>66947703
What the hell did he say

>>66948266
I don't think i've seen her read any of his messages since starting the game

>>66948218
she's trying her best but nothing changed

I like the chill streams a lot :) it's fun hanging out with her. I just don't have a lot to say! I just kind of hang out and vibe!

>>66947955
We already watched the 10h iceberg video during the subathon, no? Should be on youtube, split into different days

im so bad at this

She semi-hates me today

>>66948496
It's okay anon just commentate on what's going on and ask give her some bullshit advice

she loves me today for some reason and I'm not doing anything different

>>66948275
shondobraps smell good anon

>>66948428
Thanks King.

dewd just said something super funny but I didn't signal boost because you guys made me slightly biased against him :c

>>66947855
omg d00d ur so rite go fuck yourself you only have dm privileges because you violated the rules

>>66948582
It's gross, but i bet they're lovely to me anyways

I'm winning today, sorry shoggas

>>66948571
Hi CR

>>66948600
no he didnt, he just fucking gayposts and cuckposts in chat and shondo eats it up because hes seen his inchworm dms

I barely show up to streams, she reads my chats when i do show up and talk
No I'm not subbed
No im not a newfag follower
Yes i am the favorite
Verification not required.

>>66948613
you are so far off it's unreal, I'll give you another guess

>>66948748
probably recognizes you so little you have the perpetual newfag buff, shes trying to get you hooked

>>66948748
Amazing post anon, I laughed, I clapped and I even cried.

>>66948748
baseg p

Mouz literally getting every message read today

>>66948769
nope, I was dead on because thats how it went with every single one of her beloved favorites. you included

stop making me hate other shoggers

>>66948888
based quads, you should publicly confront her about favoritism theory
the number gods have given you the right

>>66948922
Hate me please it makes me stronger

what if she has a bigass spreadsheet and throughout the year she's trying to give each shogga his time in the spotlight and reading a lot of their messages.

>>66949006
I would totally believe this if she weren't so busy that she fell behind on vod uploads

>>66948831
no shit, hes one of the core favorites. hes one of the people she actually interacts with on twitter

>>66948888
I'm not even a white ribbon and I'm already a favourite. Truly, I am built stronger than (you) all

>>66948888
quads confirm

>>66948380
She hasn't read a single thing out from Dewd today.

over an hour for the enclosure just for dewd to be the monke

>>66949080
The ALPHA KING Monke

>>66949006
I'm starting to believe this

>>66948955
>55
dubs confirm, you have our blessings anon

>>66949006
absolute bosh

beating shondo to sleep with a houseplant

>>66949230
I don't know what that word means.

I want to take Shondo to the zoo so friggin' bad

where's the shondo cosplay pics? hook a shogga up

taking shondo to the zoo and smashing her face into the glass as she looks at the animals

never been more over for me

I've just finished up work for the day. Good stream? Good mood today? VOD worth a watch?

>>66949698
yes, yes, yes

>>66949698
she talked to me a lot, was pretty cool. I'm taking her to the zoo and throwing her into the gorilla pit

>>66949698
its boring but she said something during the zatsu worth remembering. i dont remember what she said though

shondo in my arms

kissing shondo tummy

shondo in my arms as i rear naked choke her in the octagon after 3 rounds of brutal beatdown

>>66949069
NVM this aged like the fucking milk she drank.

does she not realize that gorillas are great apes and not a monkeys

:)

I was actually considering saying Hiro would win instead of dewd

I told you all I was going to make Hirosaijo #1 husband. I'm saving this community whether you like it or not.

i'm fine with hiro winning

>hirosaijo alpha
no favorites

LOL it was obvious who she was going to make the alpha male

Hiro is fine.
and the turtles are all literal whos

this is just a temporary reprieve from dewd

so over for me

>>66950259
hiro is MY favourite, I don't care if he's not shondos favourite

no favorites none at all

now the thread implodes

:)

I don't know any of them other than ABC and I like that shogga

it used to weird me out but now I wonder if digi's mom sticks around as a way of staying close to him and it makes me sad

i'm starting to believe she has it weighted for T3s

>>66950533
what

that's why I hate gacha I never win anything

>>66950354
No shit.

>>66948571
She's rebounding. Don't think too much about it.

>>66950572
what?

nina is her favourite

She's such a sweet girl, she melts my heart.

>gorillas all favorites
>Crocs half
>Turtles all literal whos she already forgot about
she is such a turtle hater

I cant wait for cult of the lamb to be all favorites too

its so over for low tier shoggers

>>66950804
most of us should still be in the game

>>66950804
she will make dewd the leader

>>66950210
are you shitposting or not? you do realize making anybody a "#1" is part of the problem, right?
unless you're him then carry on

surely you're all shitposting, today was fun

>>66950852
I think she might restart

i lost

>>66950891
There are two paths towards improving the community
1) Purge the husbands whose delusions and jealousy become Shondo's problem
2) Make it so the most logical target for jealousy is impossible to hate
I am going to achieve both. No half measures.

>>66950804
>cuck of the lamb

>>66950967
how do you plan on doing this? and why do you think he's "the most logical target for jealousy is impossible to hate"

>>66951061
he's just shitposting

>>66950967
i dont think anyone hates me so i will be looking forward to becoming the #1 husband

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

i dont get how these people leave all the messages of obviously false positivity in the discord, chat and socials
like i read the messages and immediately associate that person with the overweight pedophile pretending to be an anime girl phenotype
it's honestly disgusting

I'm looking forward to watching the VOD tonight :) I love Shondo a lot! Her streams are very fun! She brings me a lot of joy!

>>66951220
so true shondo

>>66951220
I don't know what you're talking about but you should probably take your meds

Are you happy with your little break now, shoggers?

>>66951220
Fuck off reddit. This is a pedoCHAD community

>>66951220
I'm not overweight

>>66951220
at least is not fake from my part

>>66951220
women hands

>>66951220
a lot of them are what you say they are but some people are genuinely nice people, my normal rule is that if they're still posting when shondo is streaming then I don't talk to them

>>66951061
Just stick around and keep reading these threads

>>66951394
some of us have multiple monitors, you know.

when I was new new the positivty threw me off as well but then I realized Shondo just has that affect on people

>>66951472
I don't care, 90% of the time the ones still talking are women and fake women

>>66951220
maybe you're just bitter and touch starved. Go outside, socialise, hit the gym

>>66951220
they're just trying to climb the husband ranks to one day be the next dewd

>>66951220
>anon discovers the internet outside of 4chan and twitter

>>66951220
they are pretending to be anime girls?
which shogger would you dick down?

Is Dewd the type to threaten to off himself if he doesn't get enough attention?

>>66951624
only through email

>>66951504
there are no women in the shondophrenics, we're husbands, partners. Pretty clear and cut

>>66951676
not partners*

I made a typo, I'll kill myself for you guys

>>66951220
>phenotype
>messages
That's not how that works.

>>66951220
they hated him for saying the truth

they laughed at him for having a poor grasp of english and replying to himself to fake credibility

>>66951653
Pretty sure that's why she ignored him today. She is addicted to turning men into Fleece.

>>66946948
of course the evangelion, mlp, hyperborea guy draws inflation art
baseg

List the favorites who got in the game vs the whos

>>66951932
I can't fix her but she can make me worse!

She so silly

>>66952112
How has he actually not snapped with this much heat on him for so long and finding out some schizo was even attempting to frame him? I'd have blown my brains out by now.

>>66952287
You wouldn't find it funny? That wouldn't become your reason for getting out of bed everyday?

>>66951943
:P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEJ-sohgEU&ab_channel=TheEdwardianPianist
this is how I feel watching Shondo's streams. No thoughts. No brainworms. No anxiety. Just good vibes. Only happy.
Verification not required. I love this girl!

>>66952343
I get bad anxiety with this kind of stuff, which is why I mostly lurk. Just can't relate I guess.

the sweet spot is being known to shondo but unknown to the deranged ugly male schizos of /shon/

>>66952396
please tell me your ways. I like the music too

>>66952480
the way you casually put others down while propping yourself up at the same time reminds me of shondo

I love her a lot and am making good progress on my shondo tulpa so that makes sense. thanks for letting me know I'm on the right path anon!

>>66952725
this will be the worst mistake of your life, please stop while there is time

the worst mistake of my life was not becoming a fan of shondo when I initially found her youtube channel years before she became a vtuber
I was such a retard, but this is my chance to make it up to her

>>66953062
weird, I was just thinking that yesterday.

ray... just stop posting on twitter, just stop

i've become sho numb
i can't feel you there
become sho tired
sho much more aware

I always thought she was the forgiving type.

>>66953902
there are limits

>>66953902
Hopefully the forgiving shadow is gone now,. People kept messing up over and over with no consequences. There's no more room to make mistakes from now on.

>>66953702
and leave the thread too ray

>>66954027
why didnt she ban me like the others then?

I hope her illness passes quickly!

>>66954208
shit idk

she doesnt want to be responsible for ray giving up on not smoking

locking the bathroom door and climbing out the window so shondo cant enter

get your wordle and spelling bee reps in

>>66954450
I hope the spelling bee is better than yesterday, it fucking sucked

>>66954208
You're being retarded, just start the process of moving on from this. She will stop caring about this with time and so will dewd. Just don't do stuff like this again and stop being retarded on twitter. I would be less disappointed in you if you stopped being such a menheranigger.
If you don't think you can stop creating issues for her, just leave. If you're gonna stay, believe in your wife instead of letting anonymous shitposters get into your mind.

also lmao at grooming being a word today

rays not really here
theres no way he'd still browse /shon/ after letting it ruin his marriage

>>66954727
That's precisely why he'd still be here anon.

also I got my 9 letter word

>>66954789
>not 10
ngmi

I kind of like the idea of Shondo retching and gagging as she throws up spoiled milk

if shondo doesnt already know how it got out about the emails, she should really check the security of her accounts.

other spelling bee anon I give up
20 words 96 score, I wanted 100 but this will do

>>66955525
i gave up here and then felt bad for missing a bunch after checking answers

>An empath is a person highly attuned to the feelings and emotions of those around them. Empaths feel what another person is feeling at a deep emotional level. Their ability to discern what others are feeling goes beyond empathy, which is defined simply as the ability to understand the feelings of others
Fallen's funniest joke.

>>66956051
ah, motor and motoring are really good ones
I should've got those, good job anon

>>66956051
this is my list after I added those two

today's wordle stole

>>66956056
the funniest part is that her entire argument for why she doesn't have autism is because she's an empath. her entire self-identity is a house of cards.

>>66955280
i'm in

>>66956899
post the cunny pics she emails to the top husbands

>>66957038
the only pics i see are of her cock

>tummy hort
see you next week shoggas

>>66957949
no...

>>66957949
she's pregnant

>>66958472
yeah, me

All you had to do was be good and bite your tongue.

>>66958513
not after i smash her abdomen with a 3 wood

>>66958565
it's kind of hard to do that, shondo

It's too quiet...

>>66960746
i'm tired from writing so many long emails

stream finally over
that was comfy but shondo please, my sleep schedule

>>66960746
im playing boons its on sale

>>66961058
What did he mean by this

>>66960746
break it up with some tunes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ufuH4vZ77w

>>66960746
im playing bloons too

https://youtu.be/KnHFMAxACnM?si=jBB0tJecnvc69vRe

why is no one hosting a bloons lobby

>>66962920
i pirated my copy

Shondo when she joins a corpo

fauna as a loli would've been devestating

>>66951720
Thanks, much appreciated

>>66963584
>we are not friends
>you are my husband (False)
Which is worse?

>>66964712
We are her husbands though

Does her tweet prove she straightens her back now? Or is it straight by her standards?

>>66964712
my name is solanum and I'm fauna's friend.

>>66965195
hi solanum

>>66965398
@

throwing a mean uppercut into Shondo’s stomach and paralyzing her diaphragm! She drops to her knees! Kneeing her in the mouth! Knocking out 3 of her incisors!

would it have been concernfagging if i told her to drink some tea and maybe get a hot water bottle? i was going to send that at first but then decided against it cause i wasnt sure

just b nise if you want to say something nise just say it

I hope she can get better fast
Wouldn't want her to hurt if im not the one causing the pain

>>66966247
FE already gave her some hot water. if it's stuff like this go ahead maybe not too often but don't come out pushy like some guy ya know

>>66966521
yeah thats what prompted me asking here
originally i was going to reply that under the first tweet
but i didnt want to seem overbearing

playing the drums with spoons on shondos bald head while she undergoes chemotherapy

holy shit
raknov sama I kneel

shonpiracy: this is all to avoid the vr games

>Tfw you will never have shondo tell you to never change your pfp
But at the same time, he can never change his pfp again

her period restarted didn't it

Praying for Shondo without her consent!

>>66967002
Nah, I doubt. She drank expired milk

>>66967032
She ingested expired milk, anon

i hope she feels better

I'm glad she found this interaction funny as well

>>66967032
She drank expired milk and described the pain as being very high up where her ribs are, period pain is very low, so nah.

>sips milk
>damn this shit tastes nasty
>chugs it down

The reply with emojis things
Its very important. Remember who put the correct ones, it will matter a lot

so, i checked her computer and it looks like the games she tried to install for tomorrow are are having issues.
i can see why she would willingly get herself ill by drinking the expired milk. i've done things similar plenty of times for school.

>>66967262
no....
i got it right...
right?

>>66967329
nice larp but she's playing horror maps in vrchat

>>66967355
If you put any of her oshi mark emojis you're out for the count

>>66967413
oof

>>66967387
larp?

>>66967262
jesse

>>66967953
very cute. thank you

>>66967262
>I put the wrong one

wrong picture my bad

>>66968043
It's okay, anon, all you'll lose out on is her rare premium used tampon from the last time she had a period(she kept it as a good luck charm)

>>66968203
Shondo definitely is not a tampon user

>>66968261
I consider pads tampons

>>66967953
oh sorry my bad shondo

>>66968299
NOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
Why would you do something like that???
Someone should post a link to this into the confession form

>>66968299
Why would you cum on her, she is too small and could drown in it…

relaaaax i told her it was just sour milk. she believes anything

>>66968570
NOOOO
DON'T CUM ON CHIBI ANON
I'm imagining it's him instead of shondo because he's a cunt sometimes//

I think there are other explanations, but she's cute so I'll take her word

>>66969487
I won't!

>>66968956
>him
?

going on a drive with shondo and driving at 135mph into an incoming tractor

I just want to hold her hand

>>66970400
He may talk like a woman, but i doubt he's one

What would you do, realistically, if shondo(fallenshadow, not E) was in front of you?

>>66971072
I would eat her

>>66971072
dropkick her in the head

https://twitter.com/J_Dewdman/status/1747829884414562344
Ok, for once I'll kneel

otis is a concernfag like me

>>66971072
theyre the same person

>>66971396
he is a good egg

>>66971278
she didn't like his joke I thought it was pretty funny

this is all part of the plan to rehabilitate dewd and throw us off him and onto other shoggas

>>66971399
No, but yeah

i accept all facets of my wife

>>66971072
since she's canonically immortal, I'll start by finally finding out how she tastes like, then wait for her to regenerate, then see how long she "survives" while I manually massage her heart to pump it without any digestive organs

Do Shondo do horror games good

shondo just say you hate me

>>66972875
i hate you

>>66973018
get in bed idiot

did we ever reach a community consensus on the furry threshold
am I a furry if I got off to a uhh drawing of someone that was only horse from the neck up

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

>>66968296
what the hell is this post

>>66972875
Don't worry, she doesn't hate you
And if she did, i would love you anyways
>>66973064
Anon she was a minor then... I mean, it's still your wife, but come on man...
But if you're talking about something else then no, you're not a furry, unless the horse head is what got you off specifically

>>66973183
>i would love you anyways
that's very gay

>>66973183
>Anon she was a minor then
t-that can't be right, I double checked my arithmetic
I'm not talking about whatever you think I am anyway I was just asking hypothetically

>>66973252
I love you platonically

gn shoggas I love you tomorrow will be a good day

>>66974058
Let's hope so! Love you too, shogga

>>66971072
pull out all her teeth. use her mouth like its my cumtoilet. rape her ass and cunny without mercy. brand her with my name. beat her to death in the face. leave her in a dumpster. keep otis for myself and build him the fucking wheel.

Guys i said realistically, i doubt half of you even have the ability or confidence to do those things

what do you want people to say?
that they would make awkward small talk and mumble while staring at their shoes or the ceiling?
i should hit (you) with a cricket bat instead of her

>>66975862
Thanks, that's 99% of the reply i wanted, except you didn't call me a faggot

>>66975302
ok faggot realistically I would just want to hug her and spend time with her before I ever beat her. ive never gotten to meet her y'know? but the entire time I would be thinking about if what she really wants is for me to just right hand her for no reason.

>sperging then getting banned is how you join the inner circle

>>66977444
All of the ground rules exist to filter the unworthy from getting closer. Are you a sheep, or a man?

>>66977444
the sad part is that this could be real

>>66977444
>get into the inner circle
>immediately call her a whore and leave for having an inner circle all that time

>>66971720
This is why she didn't like his joke. She is waiting to see if she snaps.

>>66957949
not helping the rrat with this

Shondo, you know what needs to be done. Stop doomscrolling twitter and do what's right for you and the community.

>>66979947
>doomscrolling
>she’s just watching funny animal videos

>>66980621
>she’s just watching funny animal videos
>while continuously scrolling her twitter

shonthighs