/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Praying the designs will be coomworthy

>>66922646
the hololive rejects turned to a life of whoring

>>66922646
Will the cock rating streams finally be real?

Vailure?

>>66922894
ESL bait

>>66922646
Please, for the love of christ, let the designs be hot. If they refuse to give them huge tits or have some cunny because of western audiences this is just going to be dead on arrival.

>>66922646
The designs look garbage just from the silhouettes

>>66922646
I just want ERP asmr full of rough nasty throat fucking sounds and rough sex then another asmr where they baby me and tell me I'm cute.

>>66922646
Finally some good vtubers

>>66922646
How long would it take Mel to learn English?

>>66922646
I can't read the name
Someone please translate

>>66922646
buy an ad

>>66923275
Honnure, vallure, butture

>The First EN AVtuber Agency
VShojo bros?

>>66922646

>>66922965
Do you not see the far left? I think they have no reason to hold back on the models. The loli will probably go for the little sister angle tho

>>66923478
Selen...

>>66922646
There's no hololive killer cause hololive it's like fucking mcdonald's at this point. Even if you made a better and cheaper hamburguer people will still go there cause they're just used to it.

>>66923556
Name recognition is one hell of a drug

>>66923556
You could try to compete with Hololive but it would be very risky and you'd need to spend a shitton of money on marketing.

>>66923556
Just run a smear campaign against them and you're golden. Westerners will cancel a pedo company in record time.

>>66923556
I wish Holo was actually like Mcdonald's and their overseas branches are 10x better than the domestic one. Seriously, why are American Mcdonald's so much more shit than the ones in Europe and Asia, I thought Mcdonald's was American

>>66923920
Because laws require a minimum level of quality elsewhere. You can't require anything from companies in US because that's communism.

Unironically, buy an ad.

>>66922646
Please tell me who the Gura killer is so you can jinx yourself into irrelevance

>>66923531
t. fat lover lmao

>all troons
Kill yourself

>>66922796
No need to wait if you just follow JP AVtubers

>>66924200
>actual cock rating streams
s-sugoi

>>66923907
HoloJP played the wizard game.

>>66923907
Michael Jackson.

>>66922646
I hope the 5th one is a sexy blonde/redhead princess.

>>66922646
Give me one reason to use them instead of Kemomi

>>66922646
I hope the second from the right is a dommy mommy hag.

>>66922646
Nice range of heights and builds. I do have to wonder if they'll go the Melody route or if they'll start using their Live2D for adult content.
Also how hardcore are they gonna go? Basic-ass teasing/lewd? actual nudity? penetration? male bots to stand in or only toys?
Handcam or half body streams, with their model on top and the real lower half on the bottom?? You know that could actually work really well for a "stuck in wall" scenario"
Branded tenga modeled after each member's own body parts? Would be a phase coffee killer.

>>66923920
high fructose corn syrup

>>66923692
This is true and it's sad how I saw a friend fall into niji mostly from brand recognition and the slightly less restricted talent (i don't watch both holo or niji myself)

>52k views
>with whore buff
GRIM

>>66924200
Makes me want to send my huge western cock and watch her shame all those tiny dick nips as she worships mine

>>66922646
Wouldn't their direct concurent be Vshojo rather than hololive?

>>66924007
I wish them well, but their future audience (most notably riitards) has established itself as one of the most obnoxious around in record time

>>66925200
Looking at their auditions site they operate closer to phase than to vshojo.

Any corpo that starts with the letter V is already a jabronie corpo

>>66922646
delusional

>>66925200
Too bad Mouse got popular and turned 'sieso' with the connorfag pairing. It would have been so hot to listen to her eventual cripple sex asmr had she not inclined as much.

>>66925316
How?

>>66923556
Mcdonald's at least pioneered a lot of the concepts that led to the creation of the fast food industry. I think the more apt comparison is with Microsoft. Hololive wasn't the first nor do they have the best streamers, but it doesn't matter their name has become synonymous with vtubing itself. They will always have the bulk of the casual audience no matter what and only the most hardcore will ever bother trying out alternatives.

>>66922646
So, do they like give the highest superchatters hand jobs every month or something?

>>66925633
It's the overall sperg factor. They tend to come out unprompted just to claim that being an actual whore is the pinnacle of vtubing and how their oshi is somehow unironically not like the other girls. And the only argument they have is "you wouldn't get it".

>>66922646
hmm and pomu is graduating right around this time? suspicious

>>66922739
Oh sweatie, they never even applied.

>>66923556
yes and you'll have contrarians that pretend to hate popular things like McDonalds but then talk about them all the time and still eat their food.

>>66926211
I haven't been to McDonald's in a dacade.

>>66923981
>>66923920
It's not a conspiracy it's because it's easy to get a mcdicks franchise so people who don't care about quality open restaurants everywhere and because it's publicly traded so shareholders are willing to sacrifice quality for number go up. This is why Cover did stupid shit like holozontal, because of number go up shareholders.

>he still doesn't get it

>>66926431
>It's not a conspiracy
The death of regulation in the US is not a conspiracy, it's an openly advertised political platform that people enthusiastically vote for

LITERALLY NOBODY HERE is aware of the fact that they have yet to sign ONE SINGLE TALENT, huh?
That announcement was to attract applications, which ONLY starts from March.

>>66924817
Fucking men on stream and forcing their viewers to watch, most likely vtuber men, whoever they can collab with.

>EN
>Allure
I guarantee it'll be full of your standard American bitch who has no idea how to be alluring, just skanky instead. At least one of them will be a bitchy sheboon. You know it's true.

>>66926926
As they should, the market will fix itself better than fags who think over regulation is a good thing. Go back to your hugbox sites if you want your over moderated garbage.

>>66927391
Enjoy your sawdust and asbestos mcnuggets

>>66924817
>Live2D for adult content.
The only adult content they'll be doing is patreon voice packs which is lame as fuck.

>>66927430
The market will fix itself, and retards who need those safeties like yourself will self eliminate.

>>66927282
Can't wait to listen to a woman going "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh shit" over and over

>>66922646
Vshojo killer.

>>66922646
Whores are always menhera. I give this two months tops

>>66927596
Burgers really have no idea how retarded they sound to everyone else do they? It's like watching a kid explain how the economy will be saved when Santa brings everyone presents on Christmas

>>66927570
>Girl starts to do her moaning and rubbing sounds
>All of a sudden you hear a yelp from her followed by a bark
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>>66927863
Would buy

>>66922646
This won't last longer than a few months

>>66926947
holy shit this is dead in the water. If they can't scout or nepo hire any sex worker or lewd streamers for their first gen then they are never going to go anywhere.

>>66922646
I'm ready for that loli on the left.

they should have started taking applications as soon as the announcement. hope it all works out and carves a market against vshojo. melody route of going thru pr0n sites first is possible

>>66922646
More like Failures…

>>66924200
Japs truly live light years ahead of us.

>>66929162
It’ll be like Vshojo’s hiring process where it’s 100% a friend circlejerk, but I doubt it will see the success of even the smaller corpos.

>>66922646
OP let me know if the loli can scream like gemiko yamada and maybe ill give her a listen