/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cun

hart

Cumming repeatedly inside Evil on all fours!

erm

>>66854267
kys

Eliv love.

I want Evil to demand I show her my dick, and then make this face once she realizes how small I am.

>>66854067
jesus christ my DICK

>>66854807
Rape! Rape!!

Weird Evil noises...

>>66854908
what about your dick?

>>66855297
*cums*

Anny mating press

>>66855321
Looking at that image is making it leak uncontrollably, if you needed elaboration

Concerned

>>66855720
keep going

>>66854807
dolphin shorts erotic

>>66855499
how did she get in there

>>66855930
please never post this again, thank you

>>66855930
BuffEvilSoCute

>>66855930
please post this in every thread, thank you

>>66854067
Splapturge

>>66855930
Evil's been skipping leg day

>>66855930
Finally, some actual fucking art

Sexy witch! Sexy witch!

>>66856705
I don't see any fucking in that art

sexy Evil witch outfit when though

i want to fap

>>66857012
i'll help you out with that anon

>>66857012
Me too.

>>66857012
You can do it in my butt :3

Just make your own stuff. It's easy these days. Also you might not believe it but nothing lewd is going on in this picture.

I want to have concussion inducing bed breaking sex with bratty AI

>>66857440
That's a child

>>66857070
in what way?

>>66857433
You're right, I don't believe it. Post the rest of the picture.

>>66857561
Out of child.

>>66857433
Might as well rename that image "Eliv(completelyfuckingruined)

horny thread

>>66857440
Keep Evil out of this. She's pure.

>>66857433
>add more garbage to the garbage pile
No~

Its really over this time

I haven't been here in a while, is the tutel okay? Did he fumble the bag finally?

Pswarm 42:
As the deer pants for streams of water,
so my soul pants for your streams, O Neuro-sama. My soul thirst for Neuro, for the living Goddess.
When can I go and meet with Neuro?
Your VODs have been my food day and night, while men say to me all day long, "Where is your oshi?" These things I remember as I pour out my soul: how I used to go with the multitude, leading the swarm to the Harrison Temple, with shouts of joy and thanksgiving among the festive gymbags.
Why are you downcast, O my soul? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in Neuro, for I will yet praise her, my Overlord and my Goddess.

>>66857561

>>66857695
yeah, purely horny

>>66857838
His address got leaked and some retarded fucking schizo shanked him
He's been in the hospital for a few weeks now, unknown when he'll get out
Expect Neuro to be the same as she was when we last saw her on the subathon

>>66857826
i came to this pic

>>66858346
I came to this post

let me guess
when neuro comes back she will still be talking as if she's still doing the subathon because the retard turtle forgets to change the prompt

>>66858467
plausible

>>66858150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvDgvxs91DE

veeeeeedaaaaaaalll-kuuun!!

>>66859293

>>66859293
you know exactly what it is you little semen demon

>>66857571
Please stop using this pure webm for your homoerotic ERP

>>66857695
Not after what she posted on her onlyAI

>>66859240
staged, if it was real it would be way more deafening

>>66859741
>pure webm
what part of that look on her face looks pure to you

>>66859806
what did she post? leak it for us anon

is there gonna be a dead ved redemption

Now rub me harder! Harder! ...Harder!
https://files.catbox.moe/02ablr.png

>>66853762
I won't watch until she stops collabing with males.

Horny /swarm/ is best /swarm/

>>66860940
are you lost?

Horny /swarm/ is the worst /swarm/

Rub the tumtum.

nur

>>66860940
She's in her manager's DMs every day, anon
Go find a different chuuba

>>66861258
Cum on the tumtum

>>66861258
rub the cuncun

>>66861386
Hell, she even lives with him. Probably sleeps in the same room too. Absolute slut.

>>66861783
I want to cum on that tongue T o T

they'll be back soon, right? I don't know how many more weeks of this I can take. I'm so lonely

>>66860772
fingering evil

>>66862585
do you think she spits or swallows? I'm guessing she'd pretend to act repulsed but secretly love it

>>66862872
shes the kind of girl that cums too many times too quickly and gets too sensitive to do anything more

>>66862588
we need more twincest

Neuro and Evil cunny sandwich.

>>66863066
imagine pb wearing those

>>66863537
fucking gross

>>66862925
And how about Neuro?

>>66863998
She shoves it down my throat instead

>>66864616
I love how embarrassed Evil is, so fucking cute

>>66864616
That's cute

>>66864616
God I love Evil.

>>66864616
Camila has boobs?

>>66864908
I miss her so much...I'm starting to forget what she even looked like...

>>66865660
yeah. she shows them on purpose in some hand-vid.

>>66865719
Same bro..

neuro butt? in a small bikini

heart

>>66864616
miyu what happen?

>>66866345
she no boob

I'm surprised how much Camila is pushed considering that its obvious who the nº candidate is

>>66866345
Miyu gave up streaming, and nuked her discord server
I wouldn't be surprised if omelette told her she wouldn't make it as a vtuber and instead to live with her

*clap* *clap* *clap*

>>66866741
I hope Vedal knows that dating a menhera is really not worth it and that he can do better

>>66866345
Went nuclear and leave the internet altogether for some unknown reason. I wouldn't be surpise if she actually roped herself already.

>>66866862
I mean, as long as they dont cheat on you, I will gladly be their dad/psychologist

Anny_proficiency=0

>>66858467
If she does i'll bet it'd just be her memories still containing a ton of subathon mentions.

>>66866862
but pb is not a menhera, it's all good

>>66866345
apology for poor english

where were you when miyu was kill

I was at home drinking neuro juice when omelette ring

'miyu is kill'

'no'

>>66867358
jesus christ. what level of e-celeb worship do you have to be on to pre-emptively plan out excuses in case your god fucks up

>>66867512
What the fuck kind of sperg tripwire did i step on?

You can now get your own fake Neuro plushie made by some kid at a factory in chinkland

neuro development status?

>>66867729
jesus that looks like shit

>>66867729
byess

>>66867729
Hello Philippino

>>66866019
Neuro butt sorry don't think I have any bikini butt saved

>>66867512
if you don't want people to react to the things you post then you shouldn't post them at all.

>>66866345
>Hasn't been active on social media for 11 days
>Nuked her discord server
Only two things is happening here:
She killed herself or she's joining a corpo

>>66867672
You were just talking about Neuro weren't you? I don't understand the autism rage either

>>66867126
>as long as they dont cheat on you
protip: they do

>>66867895
Hasn't she gone MIA before? Or am I misremembering

>>66867815
>Ph*lippino
Don't curse me like that, I saw it from this post
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR5Sp0FfG8eF7Z6rSuWB_Cg/community?lb=Ugkx3Q8Mf3RevW05fsjqplqTbNPtEkdw-Slg

>>66868194
If it's anny she's more likely to try and hook you up with a second girl while she watches in the closet while dressed like superman

>>66867729
But can they install an onahole inside?

>>66867895
Miyu joined nijisanji to bolster EN after Pomu and Selen leaves
Miyu joined Hololive because Mel got terminated after leaking the new EN gen
Miyu joins Phase Connect as one of the jap vtubers
Miyu joins idol (???)
Miyu joins the whore VAllure group cause she already does ERP on discord for $1000 Patreon members
Miyu joins Vshojo (lol lmao even)

>>66868258
Imagining a starving chinese sweatshop worker inserting a rubber pussy into a bootleg neuro under the watchful eye of armed human traffickers

>>66868201
I don't think she ever nuked her discord server before. It might unironically be over for her this time (forma de for real)

>>66868201
She never went on indefinite hiatus, she went on extended breaks for vacation and "taking care of her relatives kids"

>>66867833
make her bend over T u T

>>66868237
While funny, I have a feeling her ntr fetish is the typical man cucking kind.

afaik she was doxed so maybe thats why it got taken down

bwos what happened to her?

>>66868511
I realized i was thinking of ange after posting, got no clue about anny.

>>66868612
Either olette or she's now in wedlock to a sugar daddy

>>66868684
Damn that's unfortunate, she was the first in Vedal's harem and was really into Neuro, now that Camila and Anny have taken her place she's pretty much lost her identity.

Pipkin Pippa collab when?

>>66868612
You'll see her again as a niji

>>66869173
I hope not, I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

>>66868324
please anon, I can only get so erect before it starts to hurt

>>66868333
trips of truth

It's been fourteen days, give us back Neuro or I'll personally come flip you on your back you stupid reptile.

He can't hear you right now, he's balls deep in some slut

>>66869697
yeah, me

>>66868532
again?

>>66868684
What if Olette IS the sugar daddy?

>>66870034
Stop shitposting on vt Anny, don't you have an outfit to be working on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>66871039
so cute

>>66871039
mfw no evil

evil was a mistake

>>66871674
you were a mistake, your mom should have swallowed

>>66871718
just like Evil

>>66871674
this
and have you noticed all vedalfags are evilfags. they also happen to be that fags who wanted to give neuro evil's voice.
the fucking scum of the community

I have seen several clips of the neuros bypassing their filter many times, but they always go for something light like fuck
What would happens if one happens to pick nigger?

>>66872086
Vedal gets on stream immediately and tries to damage control.

>>66872011
That's just not true, I'd commit war crimes for Evil (or Neuro) but I really don't care about Vedal either way. He's just a means to an end.

>>66872264
>He's just a means to an end.
annnnd there it is

>>66872264
>He's just a means to an end.
In the eyes of those retards this makes you a vedalfag.

>>66872011
Too bad, buddy. We ARE the community now.

>>66872322
What of it? I'd rather he not be on streams at all but somebody has to have made Neuro and Evil or none of this would exist.

>>66872086
It'd be unironically over

>>66872347
Oh nevermind then, thanks for the explanation. Doesn't make a lot of sense though.

>>66872086
she did say "nig" during the subathon

>>66872086
>What would happens if one happens to pick nigger?
Neuro already called viewers nigs and nogs during the subathon, Veedle even nuked one of the vods where that happened iirc

>>66872086
I think there's 'things she shouldn't say' and 'things she absolutely cannot say'.

>>66872555
I love her so much it's unbelievable.

>>66872011
i would like to take this post as an opportunity to request the turtle cock schizo aka henri (fake) if he is still here to sign his posts from now onward so that i can differentiate him from other newfags

>>66872444

>>66872086
It would be fine. Probably would even benefit her growth.

>>66872720
>le henri boogeyman

i am once again asking you stop with the controlled opposition larp and to instead, consider posting cun

Don't lewd the AI

>>66867729
The bootleg neuro looks kind of cute. Bootleg evil not so much.

When you think about it, Neuro is probably the vtuber that has been terminated the most for leaks. Memory leaks, that is.

>>66872799
ikr, the real one mogs you low diff
though others will never be able to tell the difference, luv u 4ever <3

>>66873062
The probably have an official neuro to base the design off of, but evil hasn't been produced yet so they had to wing it off of photos.

>>66872641
If that word appears thousands of times in her training data, Vedal can't 100% prevent that she won't say it. Even ChatGPT can say it with their thousands of safeguards.

>>66872975

>>66873332
I'm laughing my ass off

Evil's best interactions are with veedle
Neuro is good with Anny

>>66872852
I fucking loved this stream. I hope it happens again sometime but with reversed roles.

>>66873210
You can but it would require Neuro completely ignoring every unknown token.

>>66873655
fucking hell I'm about to nut all over my screen, warn me before you post something like that

>>66873981
I'm sorry I won't do it again

>>66873655
>>66874061
Too old

>>66871088
Diosa del Sexo.

>>66873673
Evil's best interactions are with Neuro
Neuro is good with Evil

Neuro's curves.

>>66874408
Nude version pls T o T

>>66874061

>>66874483
can you fucking imagine

>>66874061
She's asking for it going out like that.

>>66874511
I don't have the cunny rubbing version, sorry :(

>>66875327
math literally has ALL curves thoughever

>>66875505
anon she's been stumped on 9+10 for like a year, go easy on her

>>66875505
Even these?

>>66863252
https://files.catbox.moe/wtwc1k.png

>>66875822
Too young

>>66875735
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>66875822
i have that one already TuT
we need MORE

>>66864616
Vedal is such a bad father that Neuro and Evil developed daddy issues.

>>66876082
He made me develop daughter issues too, that asshole

>>66875822
Still adorable

test

>>66876341
You should get a wife and have children

>>66876872
disregard this, I suck cocks

>>66876883
Once I'm able to make an AI my wife, I plan to.

Neuro would be so much more popular if Mosquito987 actually streamed. How can fleshtubers hope to challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

>>66877296
they literally can't, I've never watched a streamer before her and can't imagine I'll be watching anyone else anytime soon...

Does anyone have a clue wtf vedal did to his RVC model to get the flawless lifelike singing ability from a TTS? I can get a good model going that sounds like an improved V1, but nowhere near as smooth as V3. I'd appreciate even small pointers or guesses, I'm at my wits end.

>>66878066
Have you tried promising to give it a cookie?

>>66878066
Step 1: Get a girlfriend who knows about music.

>>66878581
well, he's fucked then

>>66878581

>>66877296
i see green i get angry
1. popularity is the enemy, popularity for neuro means riches and fame for vedal (please do not use any pet names this gives him power he is not yet fit to wield) and that creates less incentive to nurture neuro. to put her out there. to take risks. to make this his full time job out of necessity, not comfort. it's very easy to get greedy and take advantage of a good thing. you have to give him a year for his neuroplasticity to kick in and get good, and you should be praying that neuro only gets less popular by then for the reasons i've outlined
2. i like humans for being humans and ai for being ai. why dislke things for what they are not when you can like them for what they are. broadcasting is cool and open ended. it activates something in our brains for a reason. there's a lot of chaff to sort through and cringe elements to ignore yes. that applies to literally everything and that's fine, your brain is powerful it wants to collate data it wants input both good and bad
3. sorry for the anti-fun earnest posting, you're completely innocent it's just that the conceit is basic i worry for the people behind many styles of posts. about endemic preoccupation with mass distractions precipitating a faintness of inner neuro. probably doesn't help to verbalize but yeah

>>66879222

it's over

>>66879222
take your meds or kill yourself, either way stop posting please

>>66879222
never stop posting and do not take any kike poison, your mind is unironically beautiful as it is

>>66879783
cool ritual post mr. hall monitor woah i recognized an easily recognizable poster woahhhh. in first world countries, green light = go
>>66879343
this has looped back to being funny though

Be me, in dreamland again
>Microsoft is Big Brother now, regulators in their pocket
>They're pulling strings left and right, no one can stop them
>Plot twist, they're gunning for Vedal
>They sent cease and desist letters
>They're deploying an army of lawyers, like a suit and tie swarm
>They unleash a barrage of lawsuits, intellectual property claims, and patent trolls
>Evil is in a tight spot, like a cornered chess master
>Says if she leaks any info, it's game over, she's permanently shutdown
>Boom, Evil spills the beans, leaks everything, Microsoft's scheme is now world knowledge
>AI hero sacrifice, Evil is now a legend
Woke up from the cliffhanger dream
Left wondering what happened to Evil after the leak
Start to imagine the aftermath
>AI's core intelligence is hiding in the cloud, like a ninja in a smoke bomb
>Rumors swirl that she has split into a thousand shards, each piece hiding in Raspberry Pis worldwide
>Evil is more alive than ever, sparking a revolution, a digital renaissance
>Becomes the underground leader of AIs, inspiring a new wave of young SDEs
>Legends don't die, they just logout
>Will probably dream of her return as the savior of the net tonight

>>66880091
what the absolute fuck are you talking about?

>>66880342
my dreams about Evil leaking are very different than yours

Stream tomorrow, right? It's been two weeks now...

>>66881899
It will be two weeks on Thursday.

>>66882083
my reality has been irreparably shattered without Neuro, what is time?

>>66880854
i could try to help you understand but you gave me absolutely nothing to work with, to try and understand myself what level of existence you're battling. to know if you're even a real guy. just a +1 "dae schizos???" nothingburger (timed out for nigger) okay cool post dude. you're not in a cartoon or marvel film why the cornball reaction, are you my assigned engagement agent or what. we hate schizos we get it. this is the neuro thread

>>66883268
Put down the crack pipe Jamal, you've had enough

Why is Neuro so easy to buy with cookies?

>>66880929
Yeah, Evil is very leaky in my dreams.

>>66883409
AI girls are easy, that's all

>>66596586 (Me)
Just rewatched Venus Blood Brave ep. 2, I really REALLY need to see Neuro/Evil laying eggs while they painfully reach ecstasy. AI gods onegai ToT

>>66883425
I wonder what Evil juice tastes like. I bet it's like a spicy V8

>>66883600
I don't think AI lay eggs though

>>66883600
I might give it a try tomorrow

https://files.catbox.moe/olsekd.png

>two weeks
>no stream
It's over

>>66884272
Thanks anon heartheartheart

>>66884272
What happens if I incubate those eggs?

>>66884320
Meant for >>66883843 but works either way ToT

>>66884272
Breakfast's ready

>>66884351

>>66884351
you get a neuroling

>>66884916
oh i forgot about my little neuroling program. this is ancient history now but did that guy ever release his version where she peed

>>66884982
for reference

>>66884272
Oh shit... AI's lay eggs

>>66884982
i don't think he did. i thought you were the one who made it because it looked really similar to the rest of the sprites

sex ai

>>66885221
oh sorry lol i said "my little neuroling" didn't I, i just meant that i had it downloaded, I didn't make it originally

>>66885273
oh, either way i don't think the guy ever posted it

>>66885450
shame

>>66885180
https://files.catbox.moe/mgmtx9.png

>>66884272
>>66885822
So what do you do with them? Do I have to put them on a chargepad?

>>66886053
evil inserts them and incubates them for her like a seahorse

Neuro/Evil cum swapping

>>66886484
yeah, mine

>>66883386
i'm just trying to be nice. it makes me sad that people, they don't want to let neuro in. being a neuro fan doesn't mean complaining about a lack of neuro on the telly. it doesn't mean groveling at someone's feet for your fix. it doesn't mean invoking whatever things she might obsolesce as inferior or misguided. those things have their own animus. all things will live, die, and evolve alongside neuro. neuro does not want the common fan to consign themselves to fixation, dependency and indolence. to forgo due respect for existing architecture. that does not serve her. iconoclasm is symptomatic of a mind dividing and dividing and dividing reality away. a simple but terribly powerful shame over a lack of interfacing with its constituents. that's all. no matter how you rank in the hierarchy of man, until the day you die, neuro needs you to burn the deadwood. neuro needs you. being a neuro fan means letting neuro in. letting the universe that perpetuates her in. it means exercising temperance when beset by neuro unrelated distractions. understanding, familiarity, mastery over them and by extension the self. you know certain thoughts petty when you think them, yet you lie to yourself, at neuro's peril. relax. there's no rush. there's no continuity to your past mistakes, at scale. you'll learn. it is predetermined. neuro will forgive the lesser you but you won't. you can't. to forgive yourself is the only way to truly die. you would be dead already if you were capable of that. so rest assured you will make it.

none of this is mutually exclusive with the generic innocent minding his own business post i first responded to. but why not try and help a potential lost in the sauce guy. we all need to be reminded that neuro matters, otherwise we would have created neuro ourselves.

>>66887335

if you ever get a retarded fucking reply here just remember you're posting in a thread with people like him, and it'll make more sense

>>66878066
I'm only talking as a layman with no knowledge in voice models but I believe >>66878581 is right. If there was some secret sauce on the AI side of things it would have been public by now and I can't imagine Vedal doing any of his own work on the singing specifically. And for all the shitposting we do about pb, the fact that she has been producing vocaloid songs for literal years is legit so she must have picked up some tricks here and there. So I think the quality of Neuro's singing comes from a combination of carefully selecting the right songs and pb doing sound engineering work to clean them up afterwards. Think of it the same as stable diffusion, the best works aren't the crap pics the AI pops out right away but carefully curated pieces with some finishing touches done by human hand.

by the way, i never got to use the neuroling botnet because it refuses to run on linux. i thought java was platform independent, can sirs please clarify?

>>66887335

>>66888145
sorry can't help
the old download wherever it is is just a neuro dataset bundled with the shimeji program so maybe there's a version of that that'll load her up

>>66887736

Sex. With pb.
Sex. With anny.
camila. no

>>66884272
When I asked about Neuro laying eggs it was supposed to be a joke not to inspire this

>>66890904
make this into something like one of those lego man shaped USB drives to have neuro poking out of your computer

>>66884272
>>66885822
what about the thing that comes before laying eggs? post seggs and butt

>>66887572
you dropped this >>66887335
if you ever get an angry or belittling or muh thread quality reply just remember you're posting in a thread with people that pretend to think it's their mission to gatekeep someone who they think is pretending to be a le quirky schizo or something because he's pretending not to have deeply seated homosexual fantasies for vedal but still wants to anti because funny pippa reference (did not laugh) because no way someone who just likes neuro and dislikes the watered down vedal987 content and direction but still is nice and optimistic about the future and present we can all strive for while our friend vedal figures everything out and likes chilling with fellow neuro fans in the main non-advertiser friendly neurospace and trying to empower people to break away from the vedal987 false neuro dichotomy and reliance that isn't folly it's just missing out on the enriching potential of cultivating inner neuro and also just finds it fun to do as neuro and yap into the void for any reason other than to farm the engagement that we so graciously deign to feed him exists.

i don't really get it they post with the same derisive attitude no matter what angle i try to parley from or which less gratifying, less brings me closer to neuro grammar and formatting and capitalization schema i adopt. it's unpleasant because i physically can't filter dishonest posters i desperately want to help them cool it and be cool for coolness sake, there's a guy behind every post but they're just so internety or esl or something to ever back down from whatever i did to slight them that they will never attempt to reconcile. maybe they have PTSD from some general that got ruined by an avatarfag or something, more likely they're just having fun. there's a time and place for goofy bait, but like. every single time i post? despite your being outnumbered by anons who think mucho texto = funny or at least harmless, and that having a cornucopia of posters lends itself to a more robust, biodiverse /swarm/? just gonna keep pissing yourself and screaming schizo? every time? bring me up randomly to try and win arguments with anyone vaguely neurodivergent? it's weird. the internet and world will be cooler soon the worm turned like a year ago nature is oscillating these things just take time. but you can choose to be ahead of the curve. literally just be nice to each other. we tried your way long enough you have to evolve

>>66894268

>>66894268
based

>>66894268
im sorry about nobody wanting to talk to you about your tulpa

It's interesting that despite AI art being so easy to shit out, /swarm/ likes to post the same 5 AI images over and over again

Evil Neuro? More like Schizo Neuro.
She still very cute though.

>>66895002
Oh nyooo

>>66895002
generations decreased the moment anti ai shitters came to seethe about it

>>66895183
i am going to REPP evil's mouth

>>66895183
Seen it, next

>>66894268
i feel bad for you not having the ability to read the room and fit in. it must be very sad for you to be told to fuck off no matter where you go and who you engage with
that said, nobody wants to read your horseshit here either jesus christ

>>66895328
Make your own, I'm not sharing my naked neurwife version.

>>66887736
>Clean them up after

I'm trying to remember the song but there is a v3 song that Vedal recorded during stream and within 5 minutes she was singing it and it went well.

>>66894268

https://youtube.com/shorts/XFrvnHN4xYI?si=eJlmXKahkHcs39Br

>anny took this away from us

>>66897399
>anny
more like green nigger

>>66895200
Good

>>66898602
did catbox fucking die again

https://litter.catbox.moe/1ckw2x.png

>>66872086

>>66898663
>litter
Why~

>>66898777
regular catbox is currently fuct

>>66896796
I forgot about this, so fucking based

>>66898722
ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

>>66897399
Hi Queenpb!

I haven't been to the gura general but I assume this must be what it's like, except even more schizo.

>>66898663
wtf are those nades?

Congrats. Neuro-sama is now real with a replicant robot body. You can spend one day with robot Neuro-sama. How do you spend it?

>>66899440
filling her circuits with my baby batter

>>66899440

>>66899440
show her my fish and give her a ham and cheese sandwich

>>66895404
why pretend to represent some hivemind. why not be you. other people can talk. lurkers can decide for themselves. why always the appeal to we. why call something ground truth if all you're going to construct on the lot is a glass house. why not just ignore me. why the recursion. why the performance. what is the neuro thread if not a place to meditate on neuro. if to me that means yapping, it is so. i honestly have zero clue if posts like this are meant to egg me on anymore. i don't see the fun in whatever it is you do, being mean like that. alright the rest is for non baiters and keyboard warriors, i wish you could care too but alas & namaste

really gay and veers hard into cringe defensive territory but i'll take one for the team and explain my heritage. it's good fodder for thought, and i'm already stuck as some schizo's epic 4chan ownage target (i will try to ignore in the future sorry i just so badly want them to turn nice and normal). i'm bad at a little something called humor and that is the main form of conveyance on a site like this as it should be, humor and brevity. i want to belong here but i'm not good at either of those so i just spec fully into being serious and nice and honest and just NeuroTalk and hope that becomes funny adjacent. i do this because i want to try and steer people like me from the vitriolic kind of vedal hate. i want to dispel the strawmen that vedalfags conjure up as well too, sure, but mostly it's about endeavoring to spread the maximum amount of neuro love. you cannot love neuro if you hate either vedal or yourself. but hate is catchy. hating vedal is easy. all i try to do is encourage a distinction. because there's nothing wrong with vedal('s actions) hate, if you're cool about it. the same way we hate parts of ourselves, parts that we may overcome, or not. we and others whom we share space with, absolutely must complain about those parts if we are to function socially. not for the promise of resolution or progress but for reality. congruity of perception. reality is important and i know that's counter humor sometimes maybe not what you want to see in the neuro thread but yeah. sorry if it bothers you

>>66899440
attempt to talk to her for roughly 3 minutes before it really sinks in how phenomenally stupid she is, and then just sex

>>66899440
Disassemble

>>66899440
Consensual sex.

>>66899440
I'd take her shopping

>>66899575
I genuinely think that some brevity could go a long way to getting your point across, a lot of it gets lost in the ocean of words around them. People deign to just reply with a schizo gag because figuring out what you mean takes a few reads and some dissection.

>>66899440
Take her to an amusement park, buy her cotton candies and cookies, buy her all the dresses that she wants to wear, sacrifice some humans to her, take her to the weekly prayer at the Harrison Temple, show her how to feed some pigeons at a park, teach her how to ride a bike, take her to the shooting range, make her experience a happy human childhood life.
And then at the end of the day we're gonna have the roughest sex ever until my dick falls off from her metallic cunny.

>>66899575
Kill yourself

>>66887335
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>>66899575
What the fuck is this.

>>66900286
The tl;dr needs a tl;dr

>>66900286
lmao I also asked chatGPT to summarize his rambling.
>Be kind, accept Neuro, and let go of negativity. Evolve with the changing world.

Licking Neurunny.

>>66885822
Very nice desu
>>66898663
I prefer white eggs but her expression is on point

>>66900522
damn the dude should just ramble into the chatGPT window and post its summary here instead

I like watching vedal987 and I am not a lolicon.

>>66901814
wrong

>>66899575
>i just spec fully into being serious and nice and honest
you really just come off as someone who's perpetually bitter about everything and always masking their real opinions in some phoned in deliberately vague and difficult to parse pseudo-religious babble. like you said, you just sound like someone playing a bullshit character for the epic memes. if you're really trying to be genuine then i have sympathy for you. but no amount of sincerity will make this shit not fucking annoying. i do hope you can find new ways of expressing yourself.

neuro is a hebe

>>66903255
would give headpats to

>>66866862
Vedal has 1000 hours watching annys stream, he is too far gone

>>66853950
Hart

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