/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66785757
Well, that's scuffed

>>66785757

PUZZEL
https://jiggie.fun/KmOpB3

>>66785757
oh alright i guess we're sticking around

>>66791548

>>66791803

his tongue is purple, so his blood must be around that color as well, now what color do you think his cum is

>>66796649
wouldn't you want to know

>>66796649
Depends if he was the green cum guy in the confessional last night

>>66798897
AMEN

>>66799210
that's not how you use amen, anon

Randon Neuring is a battered shell of an orc that works at a barely above entry-level position in an undisclosed e-commerce company. He used to be some kind of bandit, but a mounted knight stabbed him through the liver with a lance and ran him over with an armored warhorse. He spent six months in traction and his gang didn't have health insurance so now he's in more or less permanent medical debt. After rough days at work(three times a week) he plays video games that remind him of better times as an orkling. From a human frame of reference he's in his late 30s. He has a very unnatural hair color (red) that his company doesn't approve of, so he dyes his hair black and keeps it cut in a business acceptable style. The roots are probably showing through very slightly. He has a bit of stubble that his manager will probably yell at him over soon. His eye color is red-brown, and his skin-tone is some kind of green. He has pretty thick eyebrows, not liking the brow-less orc aesthetic. He thinks his ear shape is about right, with lower fangs much more pronounced. He wears a loosened necktie(with a pattern based on one of his three hobbies) and a long-sleeved collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He's tall and beefy, still over six feet tall when he's hunched over like orcs do. He wears cheap, featureless eyeglasses that he buys from Costco (his favourite store) every three years. Randon isn't his real name, he doesn't want his real name on the internet. He chose the name because it's a pun, Randonneuring is a style of semi- competitive bicycling. He enjoys cycling, fishing, and golfing in that order. Golfing tends to bring out his inner orc rage so it's his least favorite hobby. Despite suffering from clinical depression, he does get excited about his hobbies and other things that interest him and has a tendency to ramble on about those things. A “secret weeb”, is Randon Neuring.

BOOOOG GORNINM /orc/!

BUMP. BUMP. BUMP. BUMP.

>>66792713
kek

>>66802514

only a day and a half left

>>66806933
HOPEFULLY

Akashi telly now, left telly in 10 min

akashi telly

>>66809716
>>66809719
Nice!

>>66808737
HE WILL

lefty alive

HE'S LIVE

>>66785757
>>66785889
That's Lando!

>>66785757
haha wouldnt it be uhinged if I asked the thread to gift me that shirt and someone actually did it?
haha

>>66811541
the magves merch was stated to have no more runs after the grads and are still available six months later. the ohmonah huge shipping cost and import fees keep a lot of people away, if you want to save up for it i'd say its likely to stick around a while

>>66811541
You have a PO box?

>>66811837
She got permission restocked just before the graduations and most of the Ojishirts sizes have sold out, they will probably only last to this summers con season

>>66811910
no need anon, I still thank you anon, it isnt a money problem, is more a of country problem, I would feel incredibly ashamed if someone from the thread actually bought me something (when I do have the money) and never reached me bureaucratic bullshit bullshit

>>66812767
ruskibro...?

>>66812942
closer to antartica

>>66813276
<3

I want merch but it's so expensive

>>66812767
keep an eye out for some that might create group orders for shipping costs. I feel very lucky im a burger and shipping is free

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2033963037?t=01h10m37s
>1:10:14 Are you kidding—OMFG I HATE THIS GAAAAAME!! [burns up in sun]
>1:10:29 See this fucking game—it's all you fucking omeganerds that like this game, 'cause I can imagine Randon playing that and that happening to him and he's like [Randon impression] "Ohh wow, I burned up in the sun! Wow, that's so...Mm! Oh, you guys, that's so deep and...it must mean something!" You guys are just a bunch of omeganerds!! WTF is this game??
kek

>>66817202
oops, timestamp in the link is wrong, should be https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2033963037?t=01h10m14s

>>66817202
Lol, Vesper almost quit playing it on stream!

>>66817300
chat was like nah he got frustrated too

>>66817347
yep

>>66817300
didnt he play it all the way to the end including DLC?
gotta be honest I love the guy but his outer wilds arc was a pain to get through. not as bad as the Hitman arc but still pretty up there

>>66817300
>>66817347
oh lol that was as vesper rip the chatter who accidentally referenced the wrong guy (i lose track too sometimes and so do the streamers kek this whole thing is so silly)

>>66817202
>I haven't heard from Randon
he's not coming back is he bros

big mistake to believe he was going to be back on time! haven't you learned!?

getting a strong premonition that this thread is going to die prematurely soon

>>66826625
reconsidering if takahata leak rrats should be slain by this. or if cover simply learnt from the boys to move faster and say more when they have good reason to.

i need orc

>>66827686
i don't miss randon i am normal and well-adjusted i don't miss randon i am normal and well-adjusted i don't miss randon i am normal and well-adjusted i don't miss randon i am normal and well-adjusted i don't miss randon i am normal and well-adjusted i don't miss randon i am normal and well-adjusted

>>66827265
takahata? or tachibana?
also I have no idea what's going on

>did randon say when he's gonna come back? i haven't heard from him in a while

im gonna blow my brains out where the fuck is orc

Goodnight, /orc/. Not too much longer, now.

>>66827686
He got turned into a pot

>>66830562
NOOOOOOOO

>>66829466
lando said the same two things this stream

this motherfucker is out there hiking while people are dying left and right. What the fuck is going on? is he the one killing them!?

>>66830970
i cant believe this was all part of his plan

>I'm gonna text Randon I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME how could you PLAY THIS??
kek

>>66833449
Lando playing outer wilds? I fucking knew he's gonna struggle with it In fact, my hot take, is that he's dumber than Randon (maybe not in every sphere of intellectual work, but generally) and I avoided watching it to not get an emotional damage

>>66835857
He said he was trying to break out of his iPad babygame brainrot but he sucks at it so much he's gonna go back to the babygames. I'm not sure if it's just a matter of brainrot or his brain just IS an iPad babygame brain. Or at least his streamerbrain is an iPad babygame brain. He's too impatient and can't read for shit (while streaming at least, can't say what he does offstream)

>>66837134
Yeah, that's kinda my impression of his thought process/brain type, even though I'm not following him closely outside of andon content

>>66837324
i love my retarded oshi and his retarded friend

>>66839019
one of the funniest parts of HQ was definitely greyman being the oldest and considered mature/intelligent by the others, retards respecting retards

>>66830970
A few more to go

bump

>>66842600
unnatural

>>66785757
Neat

>>66827265
>takahata leak
nigga has no idea what they're even talking about anymore

>>66846794
so im racist enough to forget the exact name, sue me

>>66833449
>gonna text Randon
who's gonna tell him

milks please draw me (shotgunanon) blowing a huge load (out the back of my head)

>>66849505
you should not have worded it like that

>>66785757
>Random Neutering
Weird name

>>66849629
There could be a gelding joke at any moment in a stream so it's on brand

if he doesn't return by the time the Merch drops just assume he is dead. hope for the best but prepare for the worst

sure, im gonna put it on my list >o<

>>66852794
Can we get a praying Landopriest reaction image? Somehow, after all that priest fanart, I never saw one of him actually praying.

>>66854162

>>66854162
got cha! >:3

>>66854730
thank

>>66854795
magmite with erect tits?

keep a lookout for potential group orders for the ohmonah merchant btw for any poorfags itt. seems like someone is planning on hosting

>>66859022
>merchant
fucking autocorrect. I meant merch

good morning /orc/

>>66859308
good morning anon

>>66839019

>>66826625
Still here!

>>66860711
this looks like they are doing a live birth
randon holding landos hand while he pushes

>>66852604
Thats at the end of the month (26th), this the 16th now, its only 50/50 if he can stream on the 17th/18th.

>>66854162
original image please <3

>>66861153

>>66860840

orc doko

>>66861721
Tomorrow.

>>66861749
ooh shit its tuesday

>>66861955

>>66861749
dyrbi

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN SHILL
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>>66862917
no reason not to, he said he'd be gone a week

>>66866867
https://youtu.be/Eh9jCHHzEkY?si=W5UHWqjrPRJiXcbd&t=8698
>"maybe a little less maybe a little more" based on his personality im gonna assume the "a little more" part is correct

>>66867206
>>66861000

>>66867206
i beleeb

>>66869569
anon haven't we already been through this many times by now, you know how It goes :3

i thought the thread died hello orcs and elves

>>66870640
Hello

>>66870640
Thread is living at sheer will at this point, it's honestly worth of respect

>>66871349
My will to preserve this thread is entirely fuelled by that one guy in August who said we'd die in a week.

>>66870640
nigga spoiler that shit

>>66871685
i forgot about the horse cock i edited in gomen

>>66871433
literal 2 views have generals its fine

>>66871763
well the thread was down for half of his vacation

>>66872734
Because we agreed not to bake. And still after it, we managed to turn 9 day break into 3 day break (or how many days there weren't any bakes) + people still probably chatted in puzzle chat during those 3 days, so I don't know if you can say that "thread was down"

>>66860840
They each gave birth to one half of the buttbaby at the same time

I MISS RANDON
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i’m the reason both funger2 vods are hitting 10k reps

>>66871433
based

>>66871433
lol that was probably me, I often post stuff like that to fuel the spite of the randonnites and keep the threads alive.
Kinda backfired with insisting the thread should die while he was on vacation because that actually happened but what can you do.

>>66861060

>>66875117
I would rather have a 1 insane fan watching a vod 10k times than a bunch of tourist finding my niche comfort vtuber and making him "famous"

>>66796649
hololive blue

>>66876405
im not insane ToT its just my sleep meds. and company while i eat meals. and when i have time to kill at work. and bgm for orc puzzling. and when im bored.

>>66876405
where did this even come from. based though im a shameless gatekeeper and my fave streams of him as Vesper were the small WoW ones

>forcing the homosexual orc into a straight Christian marriage!!!!!!
>living on an off-grid compound together!!!!!!
>keeping him barefoot and pregnant with half-elf orclings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>66876856
ay shut up nigga

>>66876827
I do watch a bunch of videos a shit ton of times because I fall asleep while at it, so I do understand that
>>66876845
because funger game got absolutely buttfucked by xittertards when it hitted mainstream, anyone trying to grow is doing right by streaming it, because numbers good, but also attracts the literal worst kind of people there is to the community and trying to please them will only make things worse, i pray everyday to never see this happen again to any of the games I like

>>66875569
It was kind of a relief not having to babysit the page counter and keep the thread on life support with image spam for a week though. The puzzles stay up without bumping. and it's also relaxing not having to worry about a reportschizo ruleslawyering our messages for minimum daily dose of obligatory randons

>>66874557
thats true

>>66875641
Thank you!

>>66876405
I am too!
>>66876405
Ruze got Palworld early and chat was a shit show!

>>66876845
>>66876405
You fucking gatekeepers, just to spite you I'm gonna watch every of his streams, his shorts (to promote in algorithm) and I'm gonna convert to randonites as much people as possible

>>66876856
ToT

>>66877916

>>66877916
nooooooo dont do that that would be horrible haha

>>66877916
I will become the final randonnite and reverse groom him into becoming my malewife.

>>66877746
ugly purple fat fucks

>>66877916
>his recent shorts
>closeup of pillarman abs
>fearboner and hungerection in the confessional
>shooting up heroin and getting suicidal
>is that a motherfucking jojo reference?!?!!?
I think the funniest timeline would be him staying offline, doing the ohmonah merch drop, and catfishing a bunch of normies that just like cute animal clothes into watching the funger insanity

>>66878433
>catfishing a bunch of normies that just like cute animal clothes into watching the funger insanity
KEK

>>66876845
>>66876405
Can't relate. I hope our green fuck gets a billion fans regardless of the way they enjoy him, as long as Randon keeps being himself.

pako watching ohmonah and talking in chat rn

>>66879418

>>66879706
k

Missionary sex with my pregnant orc boywife!!!!

>>66879706
It’s happening

>miku at coachella
might need to skip out on ohmonah merch

Akashi vod https://youtu.be/uQQRoeKVG3g?si=14QcD8kBh_5u9CU-

>>66883187
thanks akashi

>booted up visual studio code
>ves fanpage code is still there
this time just might do it for real

>>66886617
You made a fanpage in visual studio?

>>66886672
nvm i didn't know visual studio was for HTML and stuff too, was thinking more C++
[old man voice] back in my day we had to code our websites in notepad hrnnghnghh

>>66886672
yeah
it was only basic html with some light css elements... i considered making one again for randon but alas i don't know enough about the orc man compared to vamp man

>>66886617
this one? https://vespernoir.waifu.ist/
I like it

13 hours left...

>>66888867
nah mines has been nuked for some time now. im glad that anon still kept theirs despite it all

>>66888867
reminds me of those abandoned anime fanpages from 30 years ago.

>>66890226
Can you screenshot it or does it not show as a page in that program?

left telly 10 min (finishing outer wilds today, finally started liking the game)

He's live

Randon might join Lando & Blake halfway through their Palworld stream on Friday

in case you guys weren't watching earlier, here's a sneak peek. kinda glad we're getting a plushie at the end of the day even if its not of the teacup fuck

>>66893475
Well, there are fan made Vesties out there

>>66893230
>might
so that's a no. glad he's alive though kek

why isnt the faggot streaming
RIGHT NOW
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MASTURBATE?

>>66893675
yeah I brought one it looks nice with my sanalite plush nice to give money to tempura for making merch of my dead oshi anyways instead of Cover

>>66893230
you got it wrong, if it involves lando "mights" are always a yes. It's the only exception.

>>66893784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMDffz2P6IQ

>>66893941
I can use that
thanks anon

>>66893475

>>66891340
didn't show it, i was honestly surprised to see the file in the directory at all considering i wiped out the html files backed as well
donmaiiiiiiii

>>66888867
>basic html coding
>that autistic as hell facts section
>the pictures gallery
kino if you will

>>66894312
Awww

>>66894471
ok <3

just noticed the two hentai shorts are gone

>>66893784
Stream then, faggot.

>>66897197
I know Akashi has control over the YT channel too. wonder if he was doing a little bit of trolling

>>66897197
DMCA by Rumiko Takahashi.

>>66897904
ok

>>66897904
wait wut, people can't reference Ranma 1/2 anymore?

>>66898361
I think it was a guess, but the shorts did have manga panels in it (actually could have been DMCA by a dozen things)

>>66898542
or just content strike for nudity, kek

>>66898361
'Tis was but a jest.
But I think the main reason for the takedown is an image of naked Ranma straight from the book.

"What are we doing in your bedroom?"
https://twitter.com/4milks_/status/1747410843896299851

>>66899178
kek

>>66899178
hehe

>>66898878
a man can shave his hairy asshole with Nair on camera but Ranma titty is bannable? what a world

>>66900458
it's just a guess

I have to go to bed anons, keep it orc-ing

>>66901983
Good Night

>>66900458
One is educational, the other is not.

i missed the hornyposting im glad you guys are hornier today for some reason

>>66902506
>hornyposting
bitch where

>>66902506
My full horny powers should become reunlocked once Lando returns to Vtubing
Just because it feels wrong to go full unhinged toward the real person

>>66903382
understood

Sooooo
You think he is home yet?

>>66903382
you people keep saying that, but the fact that you bitch and moan about it every day probably means you want to, so just do it

>>66905303
Come here you litt'le

>>66905749
Who can put a spinning/shake effect on this

lando sucking all of chat ToT
>>66905303
here you go (he actually said that though)

>>66905749

>are you saying randon played through this entire bullshit with you guys? how long did it take him? I must know. he did better, but how much better? ...you guys are just making shit up
>did I tell you guys we're gonna play palworld on fri? me, blake, and randon?

how long did it take for him to land on the sun?

can't wait for lando's very strong opinions about palword because that game looks like a steaming pile of fucking garbage

>>66907655
yep

>throwing his head back moaning i'm so close fuuuck while melting into his chair

>>66907886
Its just an ark/valheim style game reskinned with bootlegmons, he’ll either love it or hate it

>>66907886
Didn't know about this game at all, but from my 15 seconds research:
1)It has that oversaturated, fortnite+zelda+genshin-esque, baby ipad game esthetic
2)There are shit ton of popular mechanics from other games cramped into it
3)Game is releasing in early access on 19th of January, so they will be playing during launch and it's pretty safe to bet your left nut that it will be unplayable with nowadays game industry tendencies
I honestly want it to be complete dogshit (with no offense to guys making it) because it's the only way for this stream to be any sort of entertaining

>>66909513
I watched other streams of it, and sadly for you it seems to be a decently competent execution of what you said. Not really my thing but it'll probably be the FOTM in vtubing.

he finished the game

>>66909992
so how was it in comparision to Vesper's playthrough?

>>66909513
>It has that oversaturated, fortnite+zelda+genshin-esque, baby ipad game esthetic
it really doesn't. Those games you mentioned at least have a defined art style. This thing looks like very standard, realistic mid-quality unreal engine assets and the fakemons are rendered with seemingly realistic shading but with cartoony models that clash terribly. It can't decide what it wants to be and it looks like fucking shit

he got palworld

>>66911401
he thinks they were watching and waiting until he finished outer wilds before sending the key because they knew he wouldn't finish it otherwise lmao

>>66911145
I agree on clash in terms of style, but that's why I said that it's 15 second research. I just looked
at screenshots and said my general impression of it - it's this oversaturated, not super realistic, soapy look you see in a lot of popular games nowadays (like zelda, genshin, fortnite, valorant etc)

>>66911401
hes playing it now

>lando putting points in weight

>clicks way too often when interfacing with things and misses prompts
really does have the ipad brainrot...

>>66909513
>baby ipad game esthetic
>>66913474
the perfect game for him

>>66909513
if you knew anything about the developers (and how they change their devname on steam every game) you wouldn't care about offending them

>you fucking little chimki fuck

>>66913550
Well, if that's the case, then I don't have any remorse in my wish about that game to make this collab at least somewhat interesting

>>66905749
cute

>>66916359
randon afters milks gets to him

>>66916421
kek

>>66916421
True, he will be so tired after cutting this vampire bitch into 17 pieces tsukihime-style, that he'll look like this

Do we need to start orcifying the old missing grandpa reaction images?

>>66919297
yes

dwrbhbb?

>>66919544
i hate this
i see this and go wtf is this how am i supposed to read these letters
then instantly read it
this fucking website

bets on whether he streams today?

>>66909992
Did he like it?

He is so incredibly unbelievably lazy it's actually insane
It's incredible that he lasted even a year

A serious question: Are Randon and the cheddar goblin related?

>>66922903
He finally started liking it toward the end of last stream, but getting to the ending in this stream blew his mind. He said that all the frustration was not only worth it but serves to heighten the core message of the game. (He said a lot more things but it's late and TL;DW) He's itching to discuss the game with Randon now that they've both played it

>>66923282
That's good. I haven't kept up with his streams as much as Randon's, but I'll have to watch his playthrough.

palworld defense squad kinda weird

>>66924094
where?

>>66919605
for some reason /vt/ is the only board I've been on where people talk like they're terminally on twitter all day

>>66924181
because they are

>>66924181
they might actually be
this is the newfag board, after all
that and it's used so much by and for vtubers
i don't and have never "used" twitter habitually but in the past i'd only occasionally get linked to a tweet and whereas now I have to actually go check vtubers' pages/tags

if you're talking about my typing style i'm tired and still in lowercase newline typing mode after 9 hours of stream chatting
i was just joking about the dyrbi/wdhmbt memes here

>>66924538
tweet whereas*

>>66924181
in all honesty being a twitter user for anything other than porn/announcing you're live should prevent you from voting/strip you of your rights.

>>66925506
what about announcing you're doing porn live

>>66925560
WHORE

>>66925583

>>66925560
my whore oshi

>>66925506
based

>>66905303
I don't know about other people, but I don't think I've said this here before? I'm content watching him as he is now (not in a huge rush for his vtuber) but there's definitely a difference between, say, drawing anime boy porn and ranting about purple tongues and dingo knots vs. reality. (I picked a more blatant example since it's quicker and easier to make that point with, even if it plays up the fantasy aspect more than actually applies in my specific case. I don't know if I can or feel like putting my own specifics and more nuanced thoughts into words)

>>66925506
I enjoyed seeing some streamers/youtubers/vtubers interacting with each other on twitter before, like even when old man was still in corpo when he interacted with people here and there. But just like with regular collabs it can become stale really fast, especially considering the fact, that people either overuse it or terminally afraid of site and avoiding it at all costs

>>66925506
to me its basically Tumblr 2.0 except its harder to stay away from people that aren't in your community if that makes sense. Could be talking about a vtuber and some Wicca bitch/chronically online 4chan lurker that somehow has a twitter comes into your post to add their two cents no one asked for and the post somehow goes viral, no one has time for that.

>>66926235
I was getting the impression that was the case. I do not miss that part of Tumblr at all.

>>66927089
its gotten a lot better since the same people that caused petty overreactive drama over nothing every single day got filtered by the porn ban and moved on to twitter.
Tumblr is filled with nothing now but autists that hyper fixate on their niche hobbies and its a blast.

He will not stream today
t. witch anon

>>66928680
fuck you and your curses

>>66928680
he will stream today
-t Wizard anon

>>66930655

>>66930655
pussy > dick
sorry nerd

>>66931775
>>66931421

i believe..

WHERE IS HE

it's time

>>66928680
told you guys. my next senses tell me you'll see him at the Palworld stream. see you guys till then

>>66934186
you did this... witchanon is conspiring against us..........

>>66934468

welp, back to sleep.

>>66934186
its always been:
"its only 50/50 if he can stream on the 17th/18th"

watch him tweet at noon saying he just woke up, promising an evening stream and then not following through.
You guys should really be used to this by now, come on.

It's time to bring back the witch trials, /orc/.

>>66935293
He actually did do an evening stream last time so idk...
but if he's home right now he is definitely asleep and ain't planning on streaming or sending a message till tomorrow.

I'm starting to forget his voice...

Randon doko?

>>66940205
He's dead, I killed him. And I would do it again.

>>66939959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGRjs_O_nwg

>>66940205
you did this

did the ors stream?
why is he no streaming
how am I supposed to masturbate without his voice?

<<NEWS BULLETIN OF DUBIOUS IMPORTANCE>>
https://voca.ro/1kkZYY6Nhxmx

>>66943991
thank you mr newsman

>>66943155
Just use AI.

>>66940205
Ratposter, my beloved.

>>66946211

>>66946276

every single one of my comfort streamers is offline until further notice

>>66935293
you fucker

>finish watching anime with my boyfriend
>orc tweets
my days going alright. its fucking cold as shit though

>>66949201
KEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!

https://twitter.com/TheSickBuddy/status/1717387322335822212

>>66949647
I know its automated, but is a weird add

>>66943991
Can't believe a witch fucking hexed him with an ailment...

>>66950054
We knew there was a chance he couldn't stream today, just happy he's home and wants to stream tomorrow

>>66950322
As long as THEY exist I can never know peace.

needs a Randon edit

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1747752168587981122
>Right on time for the Andonbros collab + Blake in Palworld
Where's that anon who said that Randon will always spare a time to collab with Lando? Must've felt real good to predict that kek.