/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

oh hey we're back

bump

no aussies live... jets is on watchalong today too, so no stream...

Clio's not been sleeping well lately. Late night calls with her boyfriend Rimmy?

>>66791611
I'm surprised you finger Clio with that cuck rrat of yours.

>>66792030
Whiskey did stop talking to Clio. Whiskey was "friends" with Rimmy

>>66793332
Living the dream. Does he own a house?

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
she's gonna OBSEEEEEEEEEEEERVE

urple cat thing live with Observer
https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
abymon

https://www.twitch.tv/yozoraaoi
kiwi hag is playing terracards

>>66796076
Love this little urple tomboy.

bump

Jet got a Joffice!

https://youtu.be/fM8PThcE-dA
>a sheep discusses burgers and plays mario galaxy

uuuuu Jets is going to take time off to move uuuuu

https://www.twitch.tv/kobaraven
evil woman art

this fucking hacking minigame sucks

https://www.twitch.tv/ujiix
this panda is playing coral island

https://www.twitch.tv/nellypockets
nelly is... learning to dom?

uuuu no Clio

>>66804635
watch her daughter

i hope goony actually fucking finishes bioshock infinite lol

You fucking bonguses
You stupid binguses

>>66809334
i did nothing wrong

Topics to encourage discussion and keep the thread from dying:
>Which vershion will have the most noticeable change in mood after having sex?
>What games do you want your favorite aussie to play?
>Why are you so tsuntsun for /pyon/?
>How are you improving yourself for your aushi
>Use your aushi as a creative outlet to make soundposts and funny edits
>Post cute aussie clips you want to share with us
>Write out the daydreams and fantasies you have about your aushi. It's not cringe, it's cute!

>>66811799
Getting yoked so I can be a tall muscular man that can princess carry Mako like she wants

Reminder Clio likes having her nipples plaid with
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite/clip/ExpensiveHeartlessFloofDuDudu-TH9c8DQvMSv3VN_K

>>66811454
Yes that is still my plan. What's it to ya?

>>66814501
How's it workin

https://www.twitch.tv/mimyh
donut girl playing cult of the lamb

>>66815846
It's not, but that's fine.

>>66813441
You have to get extra strong if you want to carry her when her diet consists of chocolate and ice cream

>>66817420
Why do jetpacks have tramp stamps?
What are jetpacks doing on Saturday nights?

>>66818127
It's just a birthmark bro

https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
demon sorceress live

https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu

>>66819630
we can't have a pink thing AND a purple thing

>>66820414
Be strong for your Oshi.

>>66820414
What if pink thing and urple thing kissed?

>>66821450
It would be extremely painful

>>66818127
I was laying on the couch watching jet vods and hugging a pillow while imagining being flirty with jets and making her all flustered

>>66822264
Jetpack...

>>66823239
Imagine talking to Jets about boys and she says that she doesn't feel very confident because she's "weird" and she doesn't feel pretty and you give the token "you look fine"/"well I think you're cute" and she doesn't believe you because you're her bro and of course you'd say that and then you ask her if she needs proof and she sarcastically says yes and then you pull her in and kiss her and she doesn't kiss you back for a moment because she's surprised but she starts to warm up to it and you walk her up against the wall and start running your fingers through her hair and when you pull back she's all blushy and covers her face in embarrassment

>>66824834
>Imagine talking to Jets about boys and she says that she doesn't feel very confident because she's "weird" and she doesn't feel pretty and you give the token "you look fine"/"well I think you're cute" and she doesn't believe you because you're her bro and of course you'd say that

Hasn't jets told stories about how male friends randomly asked her out? I doubt she has that insecurity tbհ

buckle in brothers, board's gonna be fast tonight

>>66826258
Something happened?

>>66827461
Mel from Hololive JP got terminated.

I WILL HOLD Mako's tits[\spoiler]

https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame
Shark Sharkshark

https://www.twitch.tv/froggyhoppins
phrog

>>66830070
Watching the CS shark.

https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella
TONK

https://www.twitch.tv/errorcodie
la rata playing MHW

https://www.twitch.tv/gomi_tan
trash girl is playing katamari damacy reroll

>>66834813
Hey, this Jets looks a little weird

>>66834813
I'm gonna main her and get good at her and Jets is gonna see me being good at her and go "wow anon, will you personally teach me to play Reina?" and that's how I get my foot in the door

>>66835094
Sorry bud, Shimada is going to beat you to it

>>66835094
>>66835511
Jets will most likely play tekken 8 for 2 days and it'll end in tears, she is just not a fighting game person however much her vocal regulars want to force it

>>66835511
Shimada's too busy

>>66835626
>she is just not a fighting game person
No such thing

wobbegang....................

DA FUCKIN QUAALUDES

https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox
fox

https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu
UN UN UNDERTALE YELLOW

>>66811799
I don't have a lot to say on all that. I just wanna say Duro cute, and I'd like to just do so many, unmentionably, lewd acts with her.

>>66839235
I'll give Neg a chance since the other party has long history of lying

>>66839601
I didn't think of you like this, duroppu poster

>>66839815
It is a natural reaction to someone who has captured your heart. It is only normal that I want To hold her hands followed up by just laying against each other and looking at the sky finally closing out with Locking our lips together and just enjoying the moment.

>>66840299
And yet I don't see you post her that much...

>>66840341
I am usually busy. Plus, I sometimes forget to post here when she's streaming.

>>66839790
which other party? could think of a few aussie whores that lie their way around for pity and bucks

>>66839790
Wtf are you talking about anon?

>>66840450
>having romantic daydreams about her
>yet forgetting to post her
FAKE gosling

>>66840501
But anon, you have to actually watch streams in order to Gosling in the first place.

>>66840677
Real goslings will do anything to promote their oshi

This is stolen gosling valor

>>66787106
So Mako has some sort of a gas issue right, which makes her burp on stream? But has she ever farted on stream? And if yes, can you get me the vods, timestamps, and a bottle of lube?

>>66839790
umm what? If this is about her going her separate way with Vershion, I actually gotta give all 5 people involved credit for keeping it a personal issue, and not bringing it to twitter or something.

>>66841478
>5 people involved
How'd you know?

>>66842661
Neg, the original 3 members of Vershion, and Neg's replacement Hana. All of them know what happened, but are trying their best to be adults about it.

The Neg stuff happened a whole year ago. Why can’t you people move on? Everyone involved has.

>>66844877
because people on 4chan are brain damaged and can't just simply enjoy things, they need something to be mad about

>>66844877
Cause i fucking hate liars

>>66845411
Who lied? Stop vague posting or fuck off.

>>66845411
>>66839790
>vtubers do callouts for stupid petty shit on twitter
>retards mad
>vtubers quietly hand stupid petty shit in private
>retards mad

I like cute girls

>>66846796
I also enjoy cute girls

Do you think it's possible that she still likes guys

>>66850533
She is a tad bit less lesbian than Clio. Clio has always been a lesbian, who will sometimes back in the day, fuck dudes. Mako is a raver slut, who will get run through by anyone.

>>66850693
>a sweaty girl dressed like a rainbow doing drugs to nerd music and fucking everything in sight
>now chilled out hag playing boomer games as an anime girl
hot, and based

>>66850944
Did we ever get conformation that Mako is out of the game for good? Clio has made it pretty clear that she hasn't gotten any in the 20's, and that at this point if she ever dates again, it will be for actual love. Meanwhile I get the feeling that Mako could still hit up a night club, do drugs and get stretched out, and still stream 2 days after that.

>>66850533
God I wish I could impregnate Whiskey while Mako is forced to watch

>>66850533
she was thirsting over Kiryu fairly recently so yes, she at least likes absurdly handsome muscular men

i HATE australians

i LOVE australians

I sleep

Keep thread alive

>>66841375

She farted at very very end of one of her streams and closed the stream while laughing hysterically. I saved a clip to confirm with myself that that's what happened, but I'd rather not support your gross fetish by posting it for you.

>>66859110
Well thanks anyway oomfie. Time to check the very end of every one of her streams then.

>>66857189
scandalous

>>66861383
Not as scandalous as that time her dress disappeared and revealed some smol booba.

>>66844877
I wasn't there for it and I love drama

>>66850944
Why are you all attracted to run through women?

>>66862718
My guess is that Neg told Mako and Clio that they were whores who offend Allah. Were it not for the laws of the land, she would have slaughtered them.

Asking for akari to be included in future OP, Aussie looter shooter lizard

https://twitch.tv/akari

Who is in op?.

>>66865598
My wives

>>66865598
me

>>66864444
Because we are at their age group.

>>66864444
I'm not.

>>66864444
if only every 27 yo would look so cute

Jets hates when viewers do funny TTS things. She wants TTS to be 3k channel points, and on a giant cooldown. Mako was considering pros and cons of making TTS more expensive, and Jets showed up to convince her to do it.

>>66865598

>>66869094
>Jets hates when viewers do funny TTS things
Have never seen a funny moment in jets stream from TTS
It's always someone spamming emotes and interrupting her

It's unfortunate but vtuber viewers are just not funny in the way that fleshstreamer viewers are, so you can't give them the same privileges

Hanya's back today

>>66868523
Not everyone can be as cute as my girlfriend

>>66870042
Nice Shes playing cult of the lamb

>>66869434
As a Mako viewer, I would disagree. Her TTS messages have quite often been either funny, situational or insightful.

>>66870273
funny because shes my wife

>>66870042
watch her have no viewers and everyone dropped her

>>66870042
I don't think Hanya's as trad as she says she is

>>66871390
Imagine the smell

>>66871390
This was a joke about breakcore artists anon….

Why does Hanya suddenly have haters?

>>66871837
Hanya is a breakcore artist

>>66872270
Seems like I oshi'd the wrong cunt

>>66870761
Simulation of a vtuber viewer trying to be funny

>VTUBER IS STINKY!!! :3 jerma amogus??? *discord gif with caption* Epic baby yoda moment!

>>66872905
>he doesn't appreciate the pungent scent of a mature woman

>>66871390
I like trad wife Christmas Cake works out regularly Hanya. Why is she pretending to be a lanky breakcore artist? Does she not realise what her viewers like about her?

>>66874443
I like the gap moe of someone who presents as a put-together capable individual and then you see her room and realize she is a complete fucking disaster.

>>66874176
I meant I should've oshi the Hanyer

I wait for Jets.

>>66872152
Thread and aussies are growing. Going from 0 to 1 haters just needs one guy to be a retard for attention.

>>66874628
But is she a disaster? It feels like she is the most put together of vershion. I don’t want another depressed terminally online Vtuber we have enough of those already.

>>66875227
I honestly don't want a kumbaya thread

>>66874443
she was joking about how every breakcore artist on youtube is insane, not herself you literally dont watch her

>>66874754
not to late anon

IT’S TIME

disgusting stinky smelly old ugly hag
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite

>>66875597
Sorry anon I must’ve missed that one not an art stream person. I like her cooking and hand cam streams.

>>66869434
I'm funny
but I also don't do TTS shit, I just make the anime woman laugh with pure text rizz

beautiful lively joyful energetic zoomer
https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
abymon

I look away for one second and clio is on fucking arknights

clio's just been looking at waifus for like 45 minutes

what's hanya doing tonight

Aspiring menhera
https://www.twitch.tv/hanya

>>66880167
Cvlt of the Lamb

Clio should masturbate before arknights streams

I can't believe Jets covers her room in vintage porno pinups like a fucking 60s greaser

>>66881050
who's her arknights waifu again?

>>66881261

Hanya's depression baiting
Maybe if you donate it'll make her feel better

>>66881293
i thought lappy was who she got the scar from but that some other character was her waifu ritualpost

>>66881261
Pallas
but there are many women she wants to crush her

hag jail hag jail

>hey clio I had a dream where you got stabbed a thousand times

clio and jets interactions are always cute...

CLIOOOO SHE'S DYSLEXIC

CLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66881450
I do want to spoil and pamper her. This illness arc is playing merry hell with my gosling heart.

i cant wait to join hanya's sex cult

https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul
TILES

I don't get the point of these clio/jets collabs where it's just historical trivia and games clio plays, there's nothing for jets or her audience's interests

>>66886420
Aside from Lethal Companies, Clio pretty much controls Vershion collabs

>>66886713
It's boring. Mostly cause clio's taste is boring

why is chat helping are they stupid?

>>66886980
>Why is chat trying to be less bored by participating?

>>66886980
Clio promulgated a chat of backseaters
Jetpacks are children

>>66887217
Clio's chat has 5x as many people doing it

>>66887217
>promulgated backseaters
You know it's a clio viewer when they use words they don't understand

>>66887420
Yeah she promotes beackseating

Anyone else HYPED ASF for a week of clio babysitting jets through playing dota and arknights

>>66887718
No
I'm excited for Jets to hate DotA and never play it again

>>66850533
Does it really matter all that much, when it's going to be a woman who I have on top of her as I plap my seed into her dusty womb?

Old crusty women

>>66887328
I think that one guy spamming nonstop got everyone else to start throwing shit out too

>>66891056
You guys don't actually think tired used up old women are attractive do you?

>>66891533
Them being tired, used up, and old, means that they'll do anything you want them to do in the bedroom. This means you can push them to sexually service a younger woman you bring into their bedroom, and make them even start to enjoy it.

>>66891533
Yes.

>>66891533
More people who go on about it in vtuber communities are just clumsily virtue signaling. "Safe horny" and whatnot

>>66891533
She isn't tired or used up or old, I love her

Jets is so dumb it's cute

>>66895492
>Jets is so dumb
For sure she's retarded for losing at a bunch of history, vocabulary & geography quizzes clio made her play

>>66895606
>>66895492
Next collab make it 20 art history and mecha IP quizzes straight

More Hanya please.

>invite Jets to a collab of games about guessing stuff she knows nothing about
Why is this hag like this?
She had to have known what was going to happen

>>66900076
Clio herself said she's the competitive sort. This is a beatdown designed by her

Isn't it fine if both are having fun? Jets is great, but should she avoid anything other than mechs and art? It's good to branch out every now and then as long as everyone is having fun.

This has been a decent amount of categories they've gone through so far too. History, vocabulary, geography, movies, video games, etc. So you can't just keep going "Well, she doesn't know that category either. CHEATING. BULLYING." There isn't a Kojimadle or Mechdle unfortunately.

>>66900926
Is she even having fun? She was legit depressed mid stream about losing at everything
It's all history / language autism clio is good at

>>66901842
>not listing movies and video games and now house market prices

Also, we all hate losing, but this is a LOT different from her fighting game stream.

>>66901842
Clio is her friend so she will do her damnest to have fun

Is she just an asshole?
I definitely would have let my friends win more than this

>tfw no health nut shortstack raccoon wife

>>66905417
She's very competitive.

wouldn't

>>66908773
I would let this woman ruin my life

Clio is disappointed in you

https://www.twitch.tv/goonyella
goony's continuing bioshock infinite

>>66910199
Gooning to this right now

>>66892712
>vtuber viewers are lying about liking older women
Anon I don't think you understand that almost every vtuber watcher has mommy issues to an extreme degree.

Mako's room and roof is leaking water and she can't stream while people inspect it
No hag time...

>>66910525
Sad day for shark bros.

>>66910455
I don't have mommy issues, I've just always had a thing for older women because the first porn I ever stumbled across was milf porn

>>66911716
>>66891056
>>66892624
>>66891722
What can the old woman chuubas do more of on stream?
Do you want them to give you a lap pillow or

>>66911946
I want to come up behind Mako while she's on the computer and give her surprise hugs and kisses

stop having mommy issues

>>66911946
I want to bring Clio tea and caramel digestives while she's streaming and have her give me a quick kiss as thanks before she goes back to her 16 hour autism marathon

uuuuu Mako can't stream because her ceiling has water in it

https://www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic
australien playing subnautica

>>66912104
But the hags are only a few years older than me...

>>66914025
you still daydream about having your head in their laps while they call you a good boy

>>66914520
Yes, and what is wrong with that?

>>66914568
mama's boy

>>66914659
But my mom has never done that for me.

>>66914520
Yes.

>>66914700
exactly

https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu neg with jorunnav interior decoration

https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu
neg is going to ikea with jorunna

https://www.twitch.tv/sakumintsu
pink fujo doing art

https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox
i do not understand what this fox is doing

mid-30s Australian women owe me sex

>>66916387
So true.

https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
radioactive hag playing bejeweled 3

>>66791611
>Rimmy
>whiskey shock collar
I hate this youtuber faggot so much.

>>66918071
>bejeweled
such a momcore game

>>66919375
well she does have a husband

>>66919664
and loves NTR

Jets is learning what it's like to be a viewer

>>66920156
>make hilarious joke
>streamer misses it
Ain't no pain like it.

>>66920156
I like Jets but this happening to vtubers brings a smug smile to my face

Miya's really nice to talk to too bad she tunnel visions while playing a game

>>66915483
>>66915689
So neg has started collabing with vershion adjacent chuubas now. Does this mean they're talking again?

>>66920156
Conveniently cropped out her feeling bad about missing peoples messages in her own chat.

>>66922123
ah i see that anon is a faggot

>>66921959
Just let it go

>>66922123
>a vtuber chats
>always responds to it
Not singling out jets here I've been to Clio and Mako's Discord too, I don't believe they feel bad at all

>>66922424
there's an easy solution to this if you have the willpower for it, anon

Clio definitely sees all of chat, she just ignored a lot of them. Evident by when a weird person comes in, she responds to and dismiss all their messages instantly.

>>66922424
Maybe just try to be a little wittier anon.

>>66922424
Every Vtuber notices other Vtubers in their chat. Anon it’s normal to recognise people you are familiar with in a crowd.

>>66923325
She often gets one guy'd by weirdos tho

>>66923757
Do you have an example?

>>66923869
Not gonna narc an active viewer but there's this one Serbian dude that copypasta'd a Serbian nationalist song which she happily entertained for 30 mins before banning. After that, the Serbian sent her death threats through Twitch private messages and created dupe accounts to harrass her on chat for months

>interested in one, ONE chuuba
>she streams in the worst possible hours

It took me half a month to fix my sleep schedule, it doesn't worth fucking it up but fuck she is cute...

>>66926731
You can always watch the VODs, unless you want the interaction.

>>66926731
Fucking up your sleep schedule is a rite of passage in this thread

>>66925508
That's insane.

>>66925508
I don't remember this.

i HATE australians

Five more hours until aussie time

I love my four aussie wives

>>66937070
I also love anon's four aussie wives.

>>66939380
I don't understand how Clio so consistently manages to be the comic relief in VR streams. She doesn't even mean to do it.

>>66940971
Yeah, dunno.

>>66944238
noooo jets don't die you're too sexy

HOLD

jets is my friend

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
abymon

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
ace combat 3

JETS IS LIVE, WAKE UP FUCKERS

>>66952255
I'm awake, just busy.

https://www.twitch.tv/magevivika
kiwitch is back

Hanya is running late uuuuuu

>>66954029
uuuuu

https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul
tile man, tile game

https://www.twitch.tv/hanya
sex

>>66958119
at least say it's cult of the lamb... even if the bare shoulders are distracting

>I wanna learn about the birds and the bees with the Raccolytes
H-Hanya...

>>66958259
It is what it is.

Watching, always watching...

more like ace wombat lol lmao

https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
ancient bag of bones is live

what is clio doing tonight

>>66960631
the same thing she does every night, pinky

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

She needs wood badly

>>66960631
Seducing me with her tired voice and mildly bitchy demeanor

Oi

This thread needs cute aussie boys

https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger
SHISHOU LIVE

https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
Demon sorceress cult of the lamb

>>66965043
>aussie boys
>cute
They all seem massively schizo

Clio is an old lady or Troon?

>>66968667
She pays to have her eggs frozen

>>66968763
Oh it's fucking ogre huh?

>>66968906
She's 35 so 5 years until the autism rates really go up and a few more until menopause

>>66968906
It's only just beginning
I will have my hag love

vershion are my friends
and once i play all the shooters that jets is playing this year then ill have a jets-like gf, somehow.

>>66969297
If you want a Jets gf just go to art school

>>66969426
is 33 too old for that?

>>66969496
Arguably it's the perfect age.

>>66969790
ok i need to do something with my life besides watch vershion girls so that's good to know.

>>66969297
>vershion are my friends
You're lucky anon, I watch them a lot but I don't get the feeling they consider me a friend.

Anyone else feel like they haven't done anything with their life whenever Clio talks about her accomplishments?
I know she never actually hit the peak in anything but it's more than I've ever done.

ywn be a top 1% swimmer, dota player, halo player, and sexhaver

>>66967584
name 5

>>66973164
Why live?

>>66970454
No lol. Clio sounds like she had a lot of opportunities but fucked it up everytime

>>66973376
So woman brain?

>>66973462
Pretty much

>>66973164
I'm already one of those

>>66973376
Even if she never became good enough to be pro, isn't it just cool to be really good at something?

BAKERS

ok fine im baking

>>66975902
>>66975902
>>66975902