/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Never buy Towa

BUY WATAMELON OR FACE BOGS

wah!

>>6646785
nice op

>>6646785
I like this OP

>>6646836
recycled from Rushiabro, credit where credit is due. Also Ui saved my ass today

Haven't successfully drained everything these last few because of life things. 2m goes by fast when you have more time.

the nasfaq aggie is still in progress! feel free to contribute anything
https://aggie.io/xapyyle2of

(idk why this is my ritual post, I just really like it)

Yo Whaddup.
Please vote in this poll to determine who gets the first R.A.B.U. report: http://poal.me/o2tmrn

Somebody asked in the aggie so I'll clarify here what the report will detail. The R.A.B.U. reports will cover breakdowns of Oshiboarder wallets, particularly:
>Volume of Wallet that is Oshicoin
>Worth that is Oshicoin
>Whether their Oshimark matches the board they're on.
>Positions on the Leaderboard of Directors, including movement through the week.
It will also cover a general report on that coin, including trends regarding volume, pricing, and amount of shares held by actual Oshiboarders. There may also be unique or interesting things included with specific coins based on what I can find.

last bump the vodka can afford draw some images ffs

>>6650582
HOLY BASED

>>6650582
N

>>6650621
I can't believe I stayed up till 3 am fighting for the abayo just to get it stolen like this

>>6650582
>cancelled in mid of loading

>>6650582
mother fucker, I was busy watching cunny

>>6650582
best abayo we had in these threads

>>6650582
Migoposters deserve the abayo

>>6651089
there's not muich a cultere around migoposters except the obvious avatarfagging, whatever they do they just want to be ELITO

>just realized im missing the aggie with no chance of catching up.
2 weeks in a row... someone do something bout a suzy bog if there isnt one yet please and thanks.

>>6649562
holy shit this is so well done. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

3 hours into the thread and the most interesting thing to happen is the abayo posting in the last thread.

>>6647351
>Meticulously detailed Yagoo schlong
This wasn't a blue board?

>>6653396

>>6653333
checked
we are all erping on aggie

>>6653333
We have this conversation every week.
Literally nothing of note happens between 9a Friday and 12a Saturday other than "BROS WHAT DO I BUY FOR GOOD DIVVIES OR ANY DIVVIES" and "ZHONKBOT DIDN'T WORK FOR THE PAST 85 HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

>>6653925
So what if we have it every week? Its tradition at this point, lets have it again!
Bets on who is going to be big dick 30% divvie coin this week?

>>6654083
Kiara. I cant wait for the seething

>>6653925
To be fair, Zhonkscraper didn't work for way more than 85 hours this week

>>6653333

>>6647445
Looking forward to it

i wish there was a way to add a bio for my profile I just need everyone to know that I have autism

>>6654854
If you're posting here it's assumed. Just add it to your name on the profile page.

>>6654854
don't worry we already know

>>6654854
We all do

I'm excited for my first divvies!!

>>6655062
Not that bad.

>>6655062
لا يعلم

>>6655062
why did you buy Ayamy?

>>6655137
Price to dividend ratio look good. Is it bad?

>>6655185
12 coins at 30% divvies are harder to sell than 1 coin at 20% divvies.

>>6655241
She's actually going to adjust up or crab though, she actually streamed today.

>>6655185
>Price to dividend ratio look good
How would you figure that out?

>>6655185
you could've just bought 4 Lunacoins for better divvies at the same price

>>6655282
>she streamed today
yeah she's going to crab

Post your pennies

>>6655321
f-from the dividends page.. I bought them at 500 each

>>6655371
>$247.77
not bad for me

>>6655371
I always superchat the last hundred(s) away though

>>6655393
bru, that's last week's
They are different each week according to performance.

>>6655449
Well shit, someone told me to look at that page for reference so I figured it wouldn't change muhc

>>6655494
No biggie, divs % don't vary that much between coins.

>>6655371
based luna refreshing before going over

I haven't checked this thread or the site since last Saturday, how and why do I now have rope?

>>6655607
the boggening happened

>>6655607
Honk is giving a hint to the players.

You are not going to use your divvies right after getting it, right anon?

>>6655687
you can't stop me

>>6655687
What good is money if you dont spend it on your Oshi?

Graphs for the week since IRyS was added in.

I cant wait to dump __________
Fill in the blank Anons.

>>6655745
anon your energy bills

>>6655745
oooh collage time

$1,911,776.05
on previous balance of $8,297,135.88

Suisei had decent divvies

my net worth still going up - you can tell people left auto-trader running after they ran out of liquid lmao

>>6655062
Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anon who said about getting 150 chicken, its time to pay up.

1k bal before this
wew lad, two weeks ago i gained 3.8m divvy. now it almost doubled

>Almost half a million in divvies
Jesas. I can't imagine how richfags handle this.

im rich(er)!

Thanks rock lady

who mass bought Civia before divvies

honk pls fix

>>6655945
some joker

>20k divies
Jesas. Hope she recovers next friday.

Almost 400k

>>6655939
this is bullshit, she was supposed to be a failure...

>>6655990
check the hard numbers anon, not the rigging

poverty.

>>6655989
what's your folio look like? i have the same net worth as you but got 100k less divvies.

>>6656036
Chickin oshicoiner rumao

>>6655832
>>6655851
>Suisei had decent divvies
check the leaderboard

>>6656147
jesas

20 coins with 30% divvies + 20 coins with 50% divvies is better than 40 coins with 50% divvies.
Diversify your portfolio , anons.

Don't have hope, get the rope. Simple as.

last week/this week

>>6656400
SNEED LOVE

first divvies, got about 26% of total invested value. did a bad job predicting on some of the coins. stayed away from HOPE since I didn't know what expect. She just keeps winning bros...

jesas, divs going down. so it's scaling from the coin price is that it?

Got 80k in dividends. Not bad

>>6656526
47% pretty good, usually we get 30% here

>>6656557
anon, your math reps

if anyones interested

I'M SELLING

>>6656933
How she do it? I cant understand how she have better divvies than almost everyone and still be dirty cheap, there's must be some logic behind it.

Hasn't been posted in a while

>>6657292
FUCK YOU

>>6657292
AME STOP BEING A STUPID FUCKING SHITCOIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6657288
Honestly, if it had been the Holopoi numbers I would have just pointed to those. Given the numbers on the NASFAQ site.... harder to parse.

aggie cabal bros...

The moment I ask hard questions to devchama, we get booted... this glows...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T DRAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

COME ON

>>6655969
Devchama here, did you change timezones? That's the only case when that should happen

>>6657653
it's just always like this on my pc, but i do have timezone issues for some reason so i guess that's it.

Marine is going to stream later today about taking a break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_qEVg7Tb78
S E L L

So when it comes to adjustments, if a holo gets good numbers within the last 24 hours, the price would get bumped? Unless she's been overbought? Am I getting this right?

>>6657853
maririn....have a good rest and give me good discounts please
>>6657889
current system? basically yes

>>6655939
>Got 192% Divvies from IRyS thanks to low MPP

>>6657889
that's the gist but ends up being a bit more complicated then that because of the way numbers get updated. It's also more about being good relative to past performance

>diversify your bonds nigga
Is this diverse enough?

>>6658062
Yeb.

>>6656522
I always thought it would make sense for dividends to be a single amount calculated that gets distributed to every coin in circulation, like how real dividends are a split of the profit. The more coins in circulation the less of a cut each one gets. That would prevent any strategies of simply hoarding the best paying coins because of the dilution

thats great until every coin is super diluted and new players get fuck all in dividends.

No idea how this managed to get in my list but what did dumbasses troll her with? I missed it

>>6658273
i normally agree, but with devs changing core mechanics every now and then, think of divs not as of itself, but as a safety net for people to actually still play and not just quit.

home...

>>6658355
/duck/ wasn't very helpful >>6576873 not about to go sifting through /hlgg/ to find out

An attempt was made.

>>6658757
That's when you go to /hlg/ because that one's easier to archivereps . Seems it was just a nothingburger and overparanoid management/duck. She showed her start menu with default programs for just a bit

>>6658757
>>6658906
or EOPs, could always blame that
t. /hlg/

heh

>>6658273
If dividend totals are a fixed amount, this gives even more advantage to people holding large amounts of each coin. Richfags can afford to hold thousands of coins which dip, because they still have plenty of liquid to make plays; poorfags do not, and cannot survive holding dips because they then miss out on easy adjustments. Dividends would thus be eventually devalued for poorfags to the point they play only adjustments, giving the rich even more of a stranglehold on it, to the point you will have people blasting dividends for being a mechanic that essentially gives free money to the rich for nothing.

>>6659201
Yeah that's how real life works. Deal with it poorfag.

>>6659201
You can only sell 54 coins until the next adjustment. Poorfags can just buy 10 of the best 3 coins and sell them after divvies

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff, hope youre ready.
These numbers should be a lower bound.

>>6660645
Thanks, I love your graphs.
Yeah, I was ready.

when the fuck will Ame graduate from shitcoin status? I think I have only myself to blame since I'm buying her at such a high price

>>6660843
Its ok anon, if you count love, Ame's dividends can't be beat!

>>6658744
looks like this from my end kek

here's comfy-viewing divvies for this week, we're unloading the server this way so feel free to save it for reference. KW is german for "calender week".

>>6661535
The usual switcheroos

>>6661598
but now it's switcheroos in yacht club

>>6661627
From lambo to yacht while staying in the comfy zone

>>6661595
suzy pls

Holy shit I got 78k from my divies, this is a frabjuous day, caloo calay, we're on our way to 500k

hey hi how are ya?

>>6662142
people were looking for you kek
welcome to comfyzone with us, you've been here for a while

>>6662131
>Broke into the top 500
WE'RE ON OUR WAY, I COULD EVEN SELL OFF THE DAYTRADING COINS I HAVE TO GET ONTO THE OSHIBOARD

>>6662188
>you've been here for a while
apparently Im not as autstic as I thought to compete with the big shots. oh well, at least im with the boys.

>>6647351
and the aggie is finished!
thank you everybody who decided to draw or chill with us!
as always, I had a lot of fun

>>6662252
you won't have to suffer from shit like "oooh nooo how will i spend my 6M 3 hours before divvies" here, at least until we grow into that stage people will have complained about too much to spend for a while

>>6662273
fucking kek whoever that was nice one.
another week another missed aggie. pain. amazing work as per usual tho anons.

>>6662329
you're a blessing, mikobro, truly.

>>6662356
ITS BEEN IN THE OP FOR 9 HOURS MATE

>>6662451
I GOT PLACES TO BE PENDEJO

>Irys
>Calli
>Peko
>Korone
I'm in Divvie Heaven

>>6662608
ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?
thank you for your service / nightshift / being on alert

>>6662777
>>6662861
>>6662962
Never buy

>>6662777
>>6662861
>>6662962
>Those Towas look like crabs to me
What did they mean by this?

>>6663709
It means that Towa is gonna crab this adjustment

>>6656933
>Pekora mpp not a 3k
Burushito desu.

>>6662777
>>6662861
>>6662962
im gonna retire by buying all the towas

>>6662142
Enjoy the comfy zone

#エロおにぎり
thank me later.

>>6662273
I didn't realize there was an aggie
I missed to put my usual Miteiru

>>6665408
it was earlier this week because mogu has business to attend on the weekend

>>6664675
what did he mean by this?

>>6665686
he means you had a chance to get her at 3k, which would mean 66% divvies for those coins

>>6665915
bought his 5 coins at 3k and called it a day huh

>>6665997
I see your poorfag detector works splendidly

>>6666041
like always

Where's my Sana coins honk?
https://youtu.be/-t-L04dDH04

>>6666160
We'll get Sana coins when I buy Towa.

>>6666213
Honk, make the bot auto buy Towa

>>6665997
>>6666041
>>6666146
Schizopoorfagchama...

>>6666366
>95
splendid play for those astonishing $183920, yfp and cypher watch the fuck out

Never buy Towa

BUY TOWA

claiming these numbers for the demon lord!

>>6666673
>>6666688
>>6666695
The numbers went by so fast. Who got it >>6666666

>>6666738
FUCKING WASTED

>>6666738
A normal post. A normal fucking post got the numbers.

>>6666666
HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK CARES WASTED GET AT LEAST CLAIM IT FOR SOMEONE YOU TROGLODYTE

>>6666799
Rushia on standby

>>6666673
Never buy Watame

>>6666843
g2g do me a favor and add this risu as well

Well, >>7777777 is next. >>6666688 will get it next time

so... anyone watching the implyingrigged divegrass in 6 hours?

>>6666465
>he doesn't know

>>6665997
>>6666041

Zhonk 25:14-30

The Parable of the $ROPE

[14] “For it will be like Devchama going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted to them his property. [15] To one he gave five $ROPE, to another two, to another one, to each according to his ability. Then he went away. [16] He who had received the five $ROPE went at once and traded with them, and he made five $ROPE more. [17] So also he who had the two $ROPE made two $ROPE more. [18] But he who had received the one $ROPE went and dug in the ground and hid Devchama's coin. [19] Now after a long time Devchama came and settled accounts with them. [20] And he who had received the five $ROPE came forward, bringing five $ROPE more, saying, ‘Devchama, you delivered to me five $ROPE; here, I have made five $ROPE more.’ [21] Devchama said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant. You have been faithful over a little; I will set you over much. Enter into the joy of your oshi.’ [22] And he also who had the two $ROPE came forward, saying, ‘Devchama, you delivered to me two $ROPE; here, I have made two $ROPE more.’ [23] Devchama said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant. You have been faithful over a little; I will set you over much. Enter into the joy of your oshi.’ [24] He also who had received the one $ROPE came forward, saying, ‘Devchama, I knew you to be a hard man, breaking what you did not need fix, and adjusting where you scrapped no views, [25] so I was afraid, and I went and hid your $ROPE in the ground. Here, you have what is yours.’ [26] But Devchama answered him, ‘You wicked and slothful servant! You knew that I break where I have not fixed and adjust where I scrape no views? [27] Then you ought to have invested my money with Gura, and at my coming I should have received what was my own with interest. [28] So take the talent from him and give it to him who has the ten $ROPE. [29] For to everyone who has will more be given, and he will have an abundance. But from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away. [30] And cast the worthless servant out of the Lambo club. In that place there will be bogging and buying of Towa.’

>>6666926
Always here to watch divegrass and I will see if Friend will score some goals or still throw. There's the /jp/ match too.

>>6667040
Oya oya, seems about right to me.

>>6667236
how much is a $ROPE $ROPE Seller

>>6667123
friend is a defender, anonchama... also hore shet a bad one based off last game

>>6667402
As always, fixed price of octocoinwithout taxes.

>>6667995
>friend is a defender
o-oh, maybe that's why she's doing so bad. She wants to score some akasupa goals

Hour nine? Anyone?

EVERYBODY DEAD

>>6669299
everyone quit

I actually thought it was sunday for some reason, staying up til 7am was an awful idea.

>>6667040
>tfw you recognize the original bible verse
Christianity is cool!

I really thought Noel was going to be overbought, I could have gone for twice as many easy.

oh my god WHEN WILL THE BOGGING END

Furea...

i don't understand why okayu went up

How did the adjustment go? Any moon or dip?
I am not at home and I want to know if my wallet is green or red

Is everyone asleep?

>>6669420
What bogging? I didn't even lose all my divvies immediately, there's no bogging here anymore.

>>6669583
I was distracted and missed it by 5 minutes, my bad.

>>6669571
Flare and Towa down by 60% but you don't hold any of those

>>6669649
How the fuck do you know it?

Nice discounts and it wasn't Peko and Mori for once, very nice

>>6669699
oof. poor banpire.
hehe funny number digits

Flare's current price is actually a decent price for her dividend-wise.

devchamas can you please count radio views

>>6669850
I dont want to play divvies that early

ah, boring day today besides a few good dips. ill be taking a nap and seeing you boys at divegrass

>>6669992
good don't buy Flare I'll buy her instead

>>6669992
We're on divie arc. Adjustment arc is dead.

>>6669850
Grabbing Flare's massive hips!!!!

i think i want the overbought system back

my autotrader was off fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>6670323
faggot

>>6670289
see you in three and a half days

>>6670350
It'll take that long to spend all these divvies.

what the fuck is Mori doing? Is this the deconstruction of the ASMR genre?

>>6670430
I dunno I'm busy listening to my Indie's ASMR

Marine has actually been replaced and the sore throat thing is just cover for the new voice.

Due to overwhelmingly popular response, Haato will be the first R.A.B.U. report.
Thanks to everyone that voted.

>>6670672
I didn't vote
rigged

>>6670654
not the first time she has been replaced.

so is rushia going to keep dropping indefinitely since she has so much in circulation?

>>6670693
ogey

>>6670726
The original Marine's been missing since November 2019.

>>6670768
and every time she falls we will pick her up.

>>6670847
Dunno what you're talking about, I just dump her on every occasion.

>>6669583
I was

yesterday/today
hour late edition

how does if feel to earn your first mil? i'm a tenth of the way there and i already feel so good

>>6671779
didn't feel special when I got my first million through divvies. I still remember complaining about my networth doubling every single week before the bog update.

just checked that mori stream. awful. buying 1000

Adjustment play is not that great,
I'm waking up on red everyday...

>>6672787
I enjoy the game so far.
I've started making spreadsheet for the divvies to prepare for my 3rd divvy session next time.

Oh fuck...

When did the badly drawn fbk get added to the bottom right? I only just noticed it

>>6672787
try figure out why you get burned.
Views missed scraping? Subs roll off the weekly avg? Playing 600k view days when yesterday was 1m views? Video privatized? stuff like that
>>6672843
me too, I'm starting to consider joining the sheet havers

>>6672976
During the bogs, when devchamas couldn't figure out themselves what the fuck is going on, they posted one of reports here with it, then, when bogs were still on the run, they just added it on market page.

>>6671779
i thought that'd be my goal but when I first reached it I just felt a stronger desire to compete against others instead of just grow my own worth

>>6672871
AHH ITS HAPPENING

>>6672976
>badly drawn

>>6673017
I get burned because I have more divvy coins than adjustment coins.
The only days I wake up on green is when my divvy coins get a positive adjustment, but the chances are pretty low since my MMPs are 30% - 50% lower than the market price.

>>6662273
I don't know why but that Ina makes me diamonds

>>6673743
anon you are gay

>>6673813
Fuck I knew it

>>6673893
fuck what??? m-me????

>>6674184
That depends. 1) Are you a girl? 2) Do you have a dick?

Where were you when Kiara became a divie coin?

FUCK

>>6674618
she's been one for weeks

IRS was set to sell

>>6674371
>1) Are you a girl?
No
2) Do you have a dick?
Yes but it's not big, but I'm almost rich in nasfaq

why is everybody still buying Watame?

>>6676636
Love

>>6676636
she's a big sheep

TFW you already had 100 @ 6k because of a stupid Watamelon joke
https://files.catbox.moe/wlhll0.mp4

Divegrass bout to begin

Don't miss the divegrass

Let's go RATE MY COCK

/vt/'s up on divegrass

CAHM ON VEE TEE SCOR SUM FAKEN GOALS

I DO NOT LIKE THAT FOX

Fren isn't in...

Fucking jej

>>6679447
Based?

I'M UNINSTALLING HELVETICA

>>6679447
>israel
I shouldn't be surprised I guess, based bear

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING HELVETICA

>>6679447
>israel
>https://youtu.be/qekbnT_rOvw
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6662273
Fuck, I thought it would be on saturday morning.

>>6679622
It was early this week because Mogu had some shit going on today.

Fucking gosling

>>6679447
>football
That's it, cunny bear is cringe now.

ogey needs to stop fucking wasting shots by putting them straight into untitled-1.kpg
>>6679796
he was really good last week, so times

If only /vt/'s manager knows that Friend does better the worse condition she is in

>>6679812
>4cc is cringe

OGERY RRAT FINALLY YOU NIGGER

I MISSED DIVEGRASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAM ON MIGO MAKE ME PROUD OF MY 6K MPP!

FUCKING
FINALLY

>Meds out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

About damn time.

WAGMI

MANAGER HATE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH GOSLING WHY

Gosling OUT

SELL SELL SELL

GOSLING HATE

>FBK throwing the first match
>Gosling keeps defending whiel FBK is in the match
>FBK is out
>Gosling has no plan on playing
Amazing
https://files.catbox.moe/hcmp3z.webm

Why are there so many B** cringers in here

LOGO STATUS: REDISIGNED

We're going to get knocked out before HFZ comes back and Saturdays are going to be the loneliest day of the week again.

>needs to win against /v/
ggs its been fun

/vt/ has always been a joke board anyways.

You possibly can't go worse than this

>>6679836
>Really Good
Lets in two EASY goals.

Oh man he can maybe wake up after putting the team in a 0-2 hole.

>>6680881
I've seen 4.5s but it's hard to get. He actually stopped a shot by accident and that's why he didn't get a 4.5

>>6680931
>by accident
Saved to get 4.5 from an actual accident holy shit Gosling. Put Fubuki in next time to motivate the fuck

at least we can still watch /jp/

You can stop buying Towa now, she is gonna crab.

>Beatani does a guerilla stream to watch /vt/
>/vt/ gets an embarrassing lost

>>6681036
Hoping to hear that /jp/ win theme again

>>6681057
ノです

>>6681227
>ノです貧乏を楽しもう

That was genuinely so fucking embarrassing. Beatani was watching for Christ's sake.

>>6681626
that's ogey. Just don't give the win to /v/ and you're good goslingchama

Joe...

>>6683213
kek

/jp/'s up next

friendly page 10 alert

>>6684148
jp got mogged.

NEW BREAD

If you guys don't have a new thread ready just use the Aggie.

I keep getting bogged, the people I support in HFZ always get fucked, HFZ goes on break and now every board I post on is getting raped in divegrass. Life is truly pain.

New thread coming, hold your horses.

You should use the aggie regardless, this thread has been crazy slow today.

NEW BREAD
>>6686387
>>6686387
>>6686387
HOT AND FRESH

>>6686085
It's that damn Baka's fault

Just getting this in early because I don't think I'll be back before the thread dies.

>abayo time again

>>6686877
Hold on let me get my ame folder

Still early but divegrass is done.
ABAYO THREAD

>>6687580
Abayo thread

Just checked shares, all reds but in total made money
ABAYO THREAD!

I spent my divis today I feel like that was a mistake though I'll make about 500K back next week reguardless.

>>6688075
>he isn't ready for red sunday and red monday

Abayo nigger

>>6688862
Not yet, there are still two threads before us