/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

do not the chibi

first dibs on the cake hole

shontoes

>>66782703
the wat

crushing shondos fingies in a hydraulic press

>>66782735
the hole that she stuffs cake in

passionately giving backshots to shondo while wrapping her hair on my left hand for leverage and maintaining piercing eye contact with FT who's peeking through the door who's frozen still in fear by seeing such muscular evil looking shogga making her sister do noises he's never heard before

why are you guys so gay

i'm 80% straight and that's not gay that's just hot

>>66782728
>>66783131
you will never fuck her as hard as her own government fucks her, why even bother

>>66783131
fuck I should have added I had a wicked smile while looking at FT

>>66783383
thats what you think

the sounds shondo would make while getting fucked and having an orgasm... jesas H christ
i hope she eventually gets invested or open enough to at least fake them.
a wicked smile is placed upon my face at the thought

jesas

I took psychic damage earlier today
I always thought it'd be so incredibly hot if I found out Shondo had completely deceived me about some detail, any detail. I am unfortunately really good at lying/detecting lies irl so I now unfortunately fetishize women being good enough at it to pull one over on me
Anyway, I decided to search for the horse mask vid again. Every few months I make an attempt because it feels like essential wife lore but I repeatedly hit dead ends. For some reason today though, after failing me multiple times, the wayback machine decided to actually load the youtube link I had.

I can't believe I fell for 137cm I feel so retarded I love Shondo so much holy shit I didn't think I could feel it even more strongly but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>66784101
>I am unfortunately really good at lying/detecting lies
i dont think this is true

>>66784101
You've gotta be retarded or something anon
I started watching her last month and I found that video the second I started looking for it

that is the weirdest bait yet anon

is it time for another height timeloop

if antis have memed about her height in the past I'm not trying to bring that up again, I don't really care what the actual number is I just think it's really hot that Shondo got me to love her so much that I accepted something so unlikely for so long she's just so amazing

measuring her against the average uk bedroom door size she's about 170cm

i miss my shondolian princess

>>66784101
>>66784595
To her, it's not a deception. "Shadow" is 137cm.

>>66784668
I unironically like the idea of calling her princess. wouldn't actually do it though. save things like that for my personal fantasies.

>>66784783
this is a fantasypilled relationship
realitymaxxers OUT

im taller than her either way so i dont really care

>>66784783
this post made me wonder if Im losing sense of the boundary between reality and fiction due to my feelings for some terminally online beautiful British woman with the voice of an angel who I'll never meet
I don't think I really care though desu

She's taller than me but I'm stronger than her anyway so it's a non-issue.

>>66785049
If she didn't encourage me to dig 8 years into her past then I wouldn't do it, she made me this way

>>66785068
this is the correct attitude. any man could dominate her physically with ease.

honestly she was pretty attractive in that vid even if she was padding

>>66785312
The sliding through the arm of the chair is what did it for me

>>66785312
100% agree I have been on the fence about trying to find a 1080p version to download for reasons but her probable age range at the time has me hesitant

my wife is so beautiful that she even made those autistic arm gestures at the start of the video seem hot
also a little relatable, I never knew my autism manifested in my arms until I noticed other people doing the same.

You guys are so boring

Why would any of us care about what some male thinks when our wife validates us?

>>66785377
surely they wouldn't sponsor a minor to make that video :^)

>>66785590
wait until later when the spelling bee chads come online and i'll switch up my posting style to be a bit more entertaining anon

>>66785590
talk to me, im not like the other guys

>>66785485

alright I know I'm late to the party but I just watched the lore videos and Shondo is a great writer and storyteller. :)

>>66785681
watching this made me feel bad
i'm sure somewhere deep inside her messed up skull she's still the same person as she used to be
why am I not nise anymore
i love her
I should love her more
i should be niser for her

you can do all of those anon it's not too late

>>66785681
post the one where shes rocking back and forth while spinning her arms infront of her in a circle

>>66785681
she knows what shes doing

I'm so happy that it's now realistic for me to get a girlfriend and groom them to resemble Shadow since height isn't a major barrier anymore

>>66785681
knowing that she has so many trackers on makes this insanely fucking hot to me. it's not just some live2d model wiggling around. i want her...

OP is a...

>>66785745
I really hope some day she writes a VN

>>66785837
i don't have it

>>66786470
this is what you see as you strangle the life out of her because she didn't make any fucking dinner again

>>66786452
me too!

Playing needy streamer overload made me very worried that Shondo actually looks at these threads so just in case she's doing so now:
hi c: thank you for being you, even if that you sometimes fibs they're still a wonderful person and I love you your art your voice acting your everything (fictional or real)

shondo if you were blind or perhaps deaf i'd love you even more

Shondo if you're reading these threads I will beat the shit out of you for fibbing I don't care if it's to avoid containment breaking.

shondo just post a handcam pic with a fork and the word fallen if you're here that way it won't break containment

Shondo if you don't learn how to tie your shoes I'm going to throw you in my pool and watch you drown

Shondo if you're reading these threads I was standing right behind you at the Babymetal concert and copped a feel a few times. I'm not sorry.

she isn't reading the threads
she doesn't care anymore
she even gave up on updating the vod channel

Personally, I would very much like to have sex with FallenShadow.

I hope she isn't reading the threads but she definitely still cares about me and nothing any of you say will convince me otherwise because I've been compiling audio clips of each time she's used my name and/or spoken directly to me over the last 18 months

>>66787812
>anti
>doesn't watch streams
kek

>>66787812
She didn't give up she just grew to understand that we save every single tiny thing she does and her saving her own vods was a waste of time if we already saved it ourselves.

>>66787965
fair

>>66788784
Yeah half way through writing it out I even started believing it myself

how many writerfags / story anons are here it looks like fun

>>66789324
just me for that one time and some other guy vagueposting about writing a novel he won't share here. as far as i'm aware. there's 2 works on archive of our own but they're not by husbands.
i'm sure other anons have wrote stuff in the same vain though.

I've started writing about Shondo but I can't bring myself to make it as violent as she'd appreciate and it bums me out

>>66789671
anon she will like loveydovey shit too

>>66789671
Practice makes perfect anon

Sometimes while drifting off to sleep listening to her ASMR I get the strongest urge to start donating anonymously as a way to share short poems I've written in Shadow's honor with her
Probably a bad idea right

>>66789893
this really cute. maybe post it anonymously in the art tag?

Doing this to Shondo rn

>>66789893
probably a bad idea to do it in a live or public setting, her brain needs time to catch up. Unironically email her

Doing this to Shondo until she cries and pees herself

please spoonfeed me
what's her relationship with her dad? i only caught a bit when she told a story where he punted her for touching his star wars collection? was he horribly abusive? what were her relationships with her stepdads like? the vibe i'm getting is that shadowmama is horrible at picking men, how accurate is that?

>>66790992
he blocked her on facebook anon

>>66790992
her dad is the janny /here/ better watch what you say

>>66791042
why, did she ever elaborate?

the based critter's dad swats them
British men just seem kinda trash besides FT

>>66791145
No idea, weirdly it's something i've never really cared about or looked into.

>>66791350
that's cause he's not a man yet

I wish I didn't feel compelled to learn as much about Shondo as possible since so much makes me sad and angry at people I'll never be able to correct

>>66791545
He's old enough to remember forest elder and has the best possible onee ever I'm sure he'll be better

>>66791645
>the best possible onee
she's an amazing girl but i doubt she's an amazing onee in terms of grooming him to be better
he already hates that his sister is a lolicon and the lolicons who pay his bills. that doesn't bode well.
seriously though I doubt he's going to be as bad as those guys

>>66791857
Hearing her shout at him when he makes a noise while she's recording her asmr and him just saying sorry in a low sad tone.
I bet he does hate us

>>66792062
I think the only problem he has is that her streaming and uploading slows down the internet

I love my gold digger of a wife

Otis is ugly but interesting.

>>66793444
>digits
checked
I went from thinking Otis is ugly to now thinking a sphynx is the only cat i'd want to own

>>66791857
>he already hates that his sister is a lolicon and the lolicons who pay his bills. that doesn't bode well.

Shondo's story about awakening him to this was both hilarious and sad

I wonder when she'll reach a level of fame that makes it difficult for her siblings to avoid running into references to her whenever online

>>66793916
For that to happen she would have to be massive and collab with flesh streamers.

>>66794090
A lot of normies don't even know ironmouse

>>66794090
Not that I want her family to be inconvenienced but there's no limit to the fame Shondo can achieve without compromising herself (altho I guess idk if she's opposed to collabing with a fleshtuber but it seems very counter her persona)

>>66794147
Despite what she says FT doesn't seem like a normie. Nobody that into Tarkov is a normie. Also she's grooming the based critter so they'll likely dodge being a normie too. The normie thing is relevant because it makes them more likely to hang out in online social spaces where Shondo is popular

Shondo

good girl or bad girl?

the goodest girl ever the only girl I have eyes for

>>66794334
I wouldn't say that tarkov is not a normie but I wouldn't say that tarkov is a normie game ya get me?
>>66794910
she's my good girl 100%

>>66791857
I mean this in the least anti way possible but shondo doesn't really know how to treat men
her response to his despondence has been to patronize him and shovel expectations on him
I can't say there's a straightforward solution though to men who don't want to be helped but I don't think you'll ever reach a solution from a woman's standpoint

When are you going to let me wring out your little neck?

>>66795170
>men who don't want to be helped
see how forcing him to work goes and if he has issues with it therapy and a psych
it doesn't have anything to do with being a woman or shondo's unique brain. most people. including men, can't help people like that.

>>66795779
>most people. including men, can't help people like that
I know but a man at least has better capacity to empathize with his situation. And I did say it's not straightforward even if you can somewhat understand his position.

He should just start streaming. Shondo's op-sec is so high that this feels like a dumb q: has he ever been heard? If his voice is at least 70% as good as Shadow's then he could make it as a vtuber Im sure

>>66796130
anon...

>>66796130
nobody tell him

>>66796091
generally that's true. i'll say she seemed pretty understanding when she asked us about it a while back. something like "i get how it is and it's hard for him so i don't want to pressure him and it's weird to bring it up."
that's about the best you'll get when talking to someone about it. i don't think the issue is a lack of empathy. she was a hiki too

I already know FT is male, look at the pronouns I used. I don't know any male vtubers besides the Akuma guy Shadow mocks but there's clearly a huge market for them

shondo if you want us to only jerk off to you just say that please

>>66796130
He should stream an actual good game instead of dark and darker.

>>66783383
tourist here, whats the story behind this

>>66796468
she was a hiki but she's been and will always be coddled and was never expected to be the one to supply for the family even if it turned out that way
until FE died she looked into making money as a means to gain autonomy

>>66796915
she's british

>>66796945
FT isn't being expected to supply for the family, that's mostly shondo's job now. he's only expected to get some kind of job, which is not a lot of pressure unless like I said his issues need professional help.

>>66795170
placing expectations on someone and giving them responsibilities is the best way to get someone off their ass. nannying adults only leads to more complacency and passivity because there's no incentive for them to do anything at that point. with time that meaninglessness will turn into an existential crisis and depression. yeah they'll hate you for it in the beginning, but once they're steady on their feet they'll thank you for being the only one who believed in them. just letting someone rot in their room is the same as giving up on them.

I'm pretty sure FT is trying, time's are just tough

>>66797320
he's the man and shondo's line of work is inherently unstable, understanding that I think he knows he's going to have to become the driver and the consistent earner in time
but he's lucky he has time
>>66797384
it's not a question of giving expectations or not, it's just about how to get them to frame the expectations in a way that's constructive

Are there seriously people in this thread defending the fact an adult man lives in her house, does not contribute financially in any way, has his own bedroom and yet she has to share with two sisters (a room she could use to stream more mind you) and sits in that room playing Dark and Darker 14 hours a day? I’d get it if he just got let off but he’s been jobless and she’s been supporting him for well over a year. The kid’s a leech, the family clearly enables him and forces the burden of everything on her, but nobody kicks him into gear. She’s said before that Shadowmama has tried to talk with him and nudge him into getting a job but he just brushes her off and returns to playing video games. He might be mentally ill, but so is she to a much more significant degree, and she was forced to pay rent when they had much more adult family members around and she was making hardly any cash to the point to buy food she was working at a fucking hotel stealing her pay and trafficking girls behind the scenes. Meanwhile FT is several years older than she was then and she’s paying his rent, food, bills etc. I don’t know how any of you can empathize with him at all, he is a complete and utter leech using her as a cashcow. Shadowmama and FE have legitimate excuses and reasons and Shadowmama is now working a shitty job with shitty hours despite being in pain. I just don’t get how he sees other household members busting their asses and sits down to grind his games in his coomden for an entire day.
Yes I know I wrote an essay but he infuriates me and it amazes me to see anons /here/ of all places argue “b-but his mental!”

Boomer clearly doesn't remember how hard it is to get a job without decent prior experience

>>66798082
Yeah I’m sure he’ll get a job playing 14 hours of video games a day.

>>66797970
Yes Ft is is based and I'll defend him

>>66797970
>wall of text
you're right, which is why i think he probably is actually mentally ill and needs professional help.
but there really isn't an excuse for not forcing him to start making a serious attempt at getting a job or scheduling an appointment TODAY.
i still feel sorry for him cause i was the same way and blamed myself a lot and none of the people in my life knew how or wanted to help me

>>66798164
You're right, he should be going to businesses in person with a printed out copy of his resume and a firm handshake.

>>66798082
Shadowmama got a job almost instantly and her last job was working with a friend, and she’s been out of work for years. If Shondo who didn’t even get midway through school could get a job, FT could absolutely find something retail to help a little while he finds something serious.

>>66797970
much texto he's a fuckin teenager who witnessed his mom and sister be horribly abused and just had his grandfather die leaving him as the only male in the house
have a little compassion, most kids are either left with no choice but unskilled labor or get some time to work on a career with the support of their parents (not their kid sister)
>several years older than she was then
she worked the hotel as an adult m8

>>66798262
She got the job because she is friends with the owner

>>66798082
>>66798237
you're telling me he can't go on google and call the nearest fast food chain? it's hard to get a decent job sure, but i find it hard to believe he can't find something in the mean time

>>66798317
Do reps immediately she was not an adult at the hotel job. Even back then she was saying they hired her because she was underrage so they could pay her less.

>>66798317
She was older than him when she worked at the hotel and I doubt she wants him to work some useless retail job just for the sake of having a job

I refuse to let this thread bleakpill me against Willow Tree

>>66798403
She was under 21. They can pay people less until they're 23

>>66798403
>>66798509 (me)
https://www.gov.uk/national-minimum-wage-rates

>>66797970
Only good post besides my ritual post

i think it would be fair if he at least payed for his own expenses if nothing else

She was 17 when she worked the hotel job so you’re all wrong. I don’t know how all of you screwed up this hard when she’s talked about it multiple times on stream and stated this, years apart. He’s 18 and a half now.
Uk working age is 15+. He has no real excuse to be doing absolutely nothing. If he isn’t applying for retail jobs for the sake of taking some of the financial burden off his family he should be applying for apprenticeships or going to college, and months apart Shondo has expressed dismay that he won’t do any of this. I’m sure he has problems like “watching his family members be abused” but the family members that WERE abused are back on their feet and working.

>>66798606
im not paying for shit

>>66798583

>>66798647
I think I got the dates mixed up. I thought she worked there in 2019

>>66798509
She’s said many times she was a legal minor when she worked that job. She was under 21 until a year ago and the job was pre-covid newchama

>>66798403
you do reps she did it basically after she turned 18, trust the receipts over her memory please
>>66798334
exactly as >>66798404 says, I don't think anyone wants him to just take a job for the sake of it
he had some promise with the apprenticeship now he has to start a career over again and likely feels obligated to do so over unskilled labor precisely because his sister is giving him the space to do so, which might be leaving him a bit paralyzed with the thought that he has to work toward a full fledged career or it's a wasted opportunity, but all the while he's bumming off his little sister and has nobody to look toward for advice because the only capable person in the family died
it'd fuck with you a bit and make you want to engage in escapism, not that it's a proper response, but fuck most of you are in or were in similar states of disillusionment

>>66798717
I know her age I'm just really bad at math and got confused

>>66797970
way back when i was a leech myself, my sibling was paying pretty much for everything for me out of their pocket. never really complained. years later, times are tough and nobody in my family can work (not because they're lazy or anything like that), meanwhile i'm providing for all of them, repaying their kindness in return for all those years

FT will be fine, just give him a bit more time to figure his shit out

I like FT and I hope he can get better and can empathize with the situation he’s in but also I can’t imagine bumming off my childlike, retarded sister for over a year. He DOES need to get his shit together and soon. It isn’t her responsibility to pay for his food, his bills. He either needs to get a job or move in with one of his friends or something to lighten her burden and give her more space. It’s unbelievable to me that the girl that pays 90% of the bills is sharing a room with two kids and the guy that pays 0% of the bills has his own bedroom to sit around and do nothing in.

>>66789324
I have four novels but I don’t pay for a sub.

>>66798725
Whether she was 17 or 18 she was still younger than him when she worked the job now that I think about it

does UK gov not have neetbux?

>>66798922
The only reason she worked was because she desperately wanted to move out. FT doesn't

>>66798647
mom has work experience and all of her jobs that we know of are basically her friends pitying her
shondo lucked the fuck out literally doing the same thing as him but making money off it, it goes without saying that without simpbucks she wouldn't be working a job

>>66799036
Because there was nobody handholding her, she’s said many times she was paying rent and buying food since 16, and she did the math at the time and it would literally cost less for her to live by herself than with family. Compare that to FT, kek.

>>66798725
>he has no one to look to for advice
that's most people anon. he doesn't need advice, he needs to start working on himself.
i only feel bad that his family is letting him ignore his problems.
>paralyzed
exactly, he needs a push because the way he's going it'll be another year of wasting the opportunity.

>>66799192
I assume If FT could make money by doing asmr videos he would

>>66796915
there is no story. I posted a meme about my 'ome country but the faggot thinks i love shondo like he does. sure i wanna fuck her but i also want to fuck jenna ortega too so whatever

>>66797970
>>66798317
Yeah yeah some people go through terrible shit but a guy should get it together and work to get cash because the world couldnt care less. the man of the house should work anything like he could even become a small time drug dealer but he clearly aint built like that.

The guy can be "comfortable" with his sisters income for now though but cmon maaaaate fuck off

>>66799036
we don't know that desu, and I guess if I was him I'd feel conflicted about earning enough that I could live alone but knowing I have to stick around and be my sister's driver
>>66799230
>that's most people anon
I know there's a lot of broken families and I came from one but I don't know many people with NO available male role models
>he needs a push
I agree, but shondo probably isn't the right person. Needs to come from himself, possibly inspired by a professional or some third party.

I'm actually missing her tonight, this never happens to me
someone say something to make me dislike her for a bit

>>66799471
She's gay

it has been almost 24hours since she last posted
i bet she is out clubbing again

>>66799471
shes out clubbing again the post above me confirmed it

>>66799388
it won't come from himself. he's in the hole. he doesn't need an uncle to have a chat with him, he knows what he needs to do and he's ignoring it.
what is wrong with shondo or his family coming to him and being understanding and working with him to start doing something with his life? they need to make him do it and be there to help him deal with that struggle.

all this is assuming he isn't. he could be now, who knows.

>>66799606(me)
you cant fool me shondo

>>66797970
i agree. i've been in a similar situation to him and in hindsight the only thing i needed was for someone to make me a really stone cold dilemma, like "get a job or fuck off" and really mean it. i used to hate boomers when i was a kid because it felt like they were minimizing my depression or whatever but you literally just have to get off your ass at any fucking cost, otherwise the depression will consume you and destroy your life entirely. therapy it an extremely long and slow process and will not yield ground-breaking results anyway if you're just sitting there. yeah it sucks that you're depressed, but whining about it will not change anything about you or your life either.

Why is she playing bloons in the club

I can't believe you guys are so confident about when she worked her job when she talked so many times about it and the date is literally in her still active twitter account
like what the fuck is wrong with you guys being so pompous and arrogant about thinking you know her despite the information being right under your nose
retards. all of you.

Shondo, Shadowmama, FE have all tried to motivate him to do literally anything, Shondo’s said this many times but he just won’t.

>>66799743
What happened to his interest in cars? Did he give that up?

>>66799743
then he needs to be threatened, not asked and ignored.

>>66799732
I'm drunk and mixed up the dates. Cry about it

>>66799723
Club is boring, noisy and stupid. bloons is fun :D

>>66799723
every club has the bloons room

>>66799743
okay? then they should kick him out. an adult man does not have some god-given right to just stay in your house and not pay anything.

>>66799723
She just got home, duh

>>66799723
Looks like someone hasn’t been clubbing in Norf Englund. They ALL have a Bloon Room. Why do you think they let kids in?

>>66799743
its actually over until he decides to make a move on his own then or they force him to do something which wont help his mental health

>>66799805
Maybe this is how she tells the guy she's talking to she's not interested

>>66799743
take away his fucking income, he goes out clubbing regularly and he has enough to buy games and a good PC AND have a PS5
she built his mancave herself and now she expects him to crawl out of it without any negative repercussion?
>>66799803
It's a tuesday night Mr deadbeat

>>66799732
people heard her say once that she was born after 9/11 and never cross-referenced

>>66799952
I'm in uni so it's fine

>>66799952
>tuesday
Now who's mixing dates up

>>66799952
>>66800079
Also, it's a holiday in the US

>>66800023
oh ok then, shoot up some heroin too and grab some girls, your body will recover
>>66800079
this shogga forgot timezones exists

>>66800154
will do

>>66799864
isn't it a shame men have to grow up especially in a family of women who never did

>>66800154
Even if he lived in fucking Samoa it'd only be Tuesday at 1PM there

>>66800316
this shogga forgot how time works

>>66799673
if someone actually has depression for a year they're just going to lay in their bed until they kill themselves. it's not even an option to try when you feel like that.
but yes, there are some people who do nothing all day and just need to be forced to do something.
but it's important to understand that doesn't work for a lot of people and those are the ones who really need therapy or meds or both.
I would go so far to say most people who let themselves get to the point where they're wasting their lives for years are the ones who are more likely to have a more serious issue.
you would never say this to shondo. not all illnesses are as obvious as hers.

I'm bored and unemployed :(

inis has posted schedule with a barbies Lethal Company collab on Friday, and kitanya is currently making vroid models on stream of all the girls to import in LC as a mod.
t. barbies enjoyer

>>66800390
work out, run and get a job soon friend or kys

>>66800381
This shoggas just wrong and there's no recovery

>>66800385
i should add that you ARE right, people do need to be made to fix their problems instead of ignoring them. i just wanted to add nuance to the solution.

>>66800390
me too oomfie

>>66800491
anon... go the other way in timezones...

has anyone tried suggesting that she doesn't pile all her towers in the corner of the screen where half their range is completely off the map

>>66800316
ITS MIDNIGHT IN BRITAIN YOU DUMBFUCK

>>66800721
what?

>>66800662
why would I do that unless I want to get banned anon

>>66800448
You can't get any actual job over 10 hours a week here without getting a formal education even retail jobs need a couple years of "training". I'm trying to get one.

https://twitter.com/FIJ_L_/status/1746998328754094563
Do not open

I love my wife's cute fingies

i hate that my hands look like this
im a tiny femboy :(

Wife

>>66801376
same but i'll never tell her that

>>66801044
Okay

>>66801044
roger dodger anon

sorry shondo but i am spanking my monkey to that

>>66801376
work manual labor for a couple of years.

thanks for the ryona content shondo <3

>>66800886
i feel that. If you cant get a retail goy job then go for a warehouse goy job but those will tire you OUT

shes giving us material so we dont need to use other girls hands

>>66801524
nah im neetmaxxing, its not worth getting a job if im only gonna make a few hundred bucks more per month
and it would probably come out to the same if i had to get my own apartment and car to actually do the job which is very likely

>party time session
>edging looking for something to bust to
>wife senses my needs
>posts a pic for me to finish to
>mfw

>>66800023
What are you studying if you are this bad at math?

>>66802072
No problem :3

>>66802189
you're a homie, shondo. thanks for the assist

>>66802072
suspicious after yesterdays conversation
i almost feel pressured

>>66802289
You have to make her proud

>>66802325
i'll just keep thinking about her congratulating me and clapping

>>66802289
I'm actually both happy and confused at why she started clapping and cheering us on

>>66802459
because you can get aroused and nut to drawings while she doesnt feel much or doesnt know how to interpret what she feels

>>66802459
it's clearly all because of my post asking her to be more intimate with us, this is simply the best thing she could think of

>>66802566
i thought i was the only one who posted that

>>66802459
>concept of cumming is so foreign to her she's built it up like some herculean task
>she finds out you can climax with only your hand and imagination
>wow that's so cool!
>claps for you

>>66802722
Do you think she would sit and stare in absolute awe

>>66802722
but then she laughs her ass off at her clapping and continues to do it

>>66802722
well that's nice I guess
>>66802782
h-hot

>>66801376
doesn't that mean jerking off just feels so much better?

>>66802844
how the fuck would i know, its not like someone with rugged hands touched my dick before so i cant compare

>>66802912
woah calm down anon
i'm sure that's not what he was implying happened
on a completely different unrelated note, we are here for you if you've got some repressed memories or past trauma

>>66802912
Jerk off with sandpaper for comparison

>>66802722
>she jerks you off because at the point in the relationship she thinks it's no big deal because it's just her hand and nothing lewd is being done to her so it's ok
>jerks you off with the softest hands you can imagine, hands that have never done any form of harsh work, not even washing the dishes or cooking
>you climax almost immediately, shondo is amused by the ropes spewing out of you
>ohhhh how much more can come out?
>she keeps jerking off, doesn't even think of stopping
>shondo doesn't know that it gets sensitive after you cum and just wants to see you get even more pleasure
>doesn't stop even after you beg her to because she's too intrigued by what's going on that she doesn't hear you
>this carries on 2 more times until you're too weak to even lift a finger or speak coherent words anymore
>after seeing it get too soft to do anything anymore, she looks at her cum covered hand and gives it a lick because she's too curious and would put anything into her mouth

I bet shondo would love you using her like an onahole
maybe she'd even start clapping for you after she gets used to it

>>66803472
thank you anon

>>66803472
Imagine

holy shit reading this thread gives me cancer sometimes
just make /ft/ already so we can discuss wife in peace

ft is apart of the family you cold fuck

Who am I

when is ft's collab

>>66804465
soon

>>66804465
dark and darker souls collab with FT and his friends

>>66804218
who are we all

>>66804569
friends of mine
funny little people on my computer

>>66804676
help me I'm stuck in your cpu

help me im stuck inside of shondo

>>66800721
tuesday midnight is not a tuesday evening...
esl?

I can't believe I have a hand fetish now
I think every fetish I've developed over the last 15 years has stemmed from an anime girl in some way

>>66804913
hands > feet

Having a panic attack because she forgot the ribbons

>>66787306
hi

>>66775353
I stopped outright saying who I am
because most can probably figure out from the way i write, and I've also had shoggas stop replying entirely after saying who I am, sometimes it's better to act as if you're not who you are
>>66774956
Maybe for the average person going through a hard time and that is uncertain about their place in the world
Going to the gym and strengthening the mind-body connection helps people think stuff through, especially when resting in between exercises, and when you're physically worn out
But like >>66775353 said, it doesn't work as well for people affected by mental illness, they need actual psychological help, just going to the gym and thugging it out isn't a viable route
>>66775136
>his understanding of shondo has been demonstrably false time and time again.
On what do you even base this? Your own respective, apparent superior, understanding of shondo? We're not her, we can never fully understand her way of thinking, but we can assume and estimate, which is what both of us are doing
>only listen to shondo. if something is unclear, either do more reps, figure it out yourself or ask her directly.
You clearly lack self awareness, I've always said to listen to what she says, but people should explore multiple perspectives, you can believe she meant one thing, but you can't say that your subjective interpretation is the truth
I simply offer my perspective and give explanations and examples for why i believe what i say
I'm not saying it's impossible to have a superior understanding, you definitely can have a more fleshed out understanding of shondo than someone that barely saw 3 clips, but you shouldn't consider it to be the only possible way of interpreting her words
I fell asleep waiting for a new thread to get made

>>66805242
sir, I miss my wife

>>66805412
Shondo tulpa

>>66805029
you need to tone down the brattyness when we can't slap the wicked smile off your face
listen more and post the ryona voice pack you smug bitch

Don't actually make up a shondo tulpa though
There can only be one shondo

>>66805242
>because most can probably figure out from the way i write,
I can't

I already have a Shondo tulpa. Whenever I interact with her and my Shondaki I like to imagine the affection is transferred to the original

>>66805672
It's okay anon, if i want to talk from the shonchologist persona i may put "//" somewhere in the text from now on, just for you, how about that?

Do you guys think shondo was in this undertale community? She drew pregnant sans so i wouldn't be surprised
https://twitter.com/grappodango/status/1746800522513043657

i have a shondo fetish

True husbands, remember to vote for Trump as our based wife wants to

>>66806063
same, I can't finish to anyone else anymore. this is probably going to be a problem at some point but I love my wife so whatever

>>66806159
I thought it was andrew yang

shondo supports the national front

I hate dereking, but is this guy fucking retarded?
https://twitter.com/locksneedshartn/status/1747079396203151749

>>66807358
wyatt's a sperg who writes 50 tweet threads about le west has fallen and who she's previously told off before for using her reaction to controversy to disparage pippa for not being as based
idk why he even still orbits her, unlike flawed he isn't even really a community member in any meaningful way

>>66807358
most of his recent tweets are about trump/politics so yeah

>>66807358
He's based. Kill yourself

>>66807670
why would i listen to an anti

>>66807653
See >>66806159
Fuck off

>>66807358
what a retard wtf

Real husbands are ridin with Biden.

shondo i need to know if you approve of me coming to your hands

>>66807722
>everyone who makes me seethe is an anti
lol k

real husbands are centrists and now stfu about politics. this is /shon/ not /pol/

>>66807358
lmao wyatt follows shondo? i remember this tard from years ago

>>66807845
i think sending videos of animals getting mauled to shondo is what makes him an anti

shondophrenics don't know how physics work do they
I expect the reaction from shondo but come on

>leave 4chan in 2017 due to /pol/fags ruining every board I loved
>come back in 2024 because I need a place to safely vent about how much Shondo means to me or I won't be able to think about anything else
>tfw they're still at it

>>66807984
a lot of those chiggens don't survive the fall

>>66807984
I just like her posts, I've stopped commenting on the pointless ones

>>66808127
Have a look over at Reddit anon, I'm sure you'd enjoy it more over there.

the shit that gets deleted here is always so random I don't get it

I think you just have to avoid referencing her rtx model too overtly

>>66808513
depends what people report which in turn depends on how mad you make a particular anon by bringing it up

i love shondos pale stubby fingers, i love shondos cute nose, i love shondos round hipster glasses, i love shondos choker

I think being here has accelerated me past the obsession stage and back into loving my wife agan

Too stupid to figure out how to get past the pastebin SMART filters so I put it here:
https://text.is/26P5
Story anon's thing looked fun so I wanted to try. Look at it or don't.

come get jiggy with me https://jiggie.fun/LCxo6s

syadouHappynod

>>66809083
That was really nice

>another based husband makes the trannytors here seethe
Of course.
but the based wife wants based husbands. Fuck off already libcucks, she doesn't wants you trannies in her community
>>66808127
go back, trannytor

>>66809083
This is actually decent anon, you should be proud

>>66809083
I cried

Kiri is now saying he is a girl to get around Shondo's very polite request of him not to post his crossplay, instead of respecting her. He says he is tweeting it at her still.
>>66809083
This is really nice anon, great job!

>>66809662
>is now
This troon has been pushing itself as one of her "wives" for a while now, where have you been, anon?

why does it have to be this way. why cant i just be happy.

>>66809795
I believe this is the first time she has directly told him not to do this so I'm just surprised he asked and then completely ignored her response. I have nothing personal against troons aside from a healthy dose of disgust but I pity that she has to directly deal with them like this.

I really appreciate you shoggas writing and sharing this stuff, it's nice. You're really creative.

>>66809844
Trust me when I say this. Just think of her and nothing else.

Thanks Shoggas :)

>>66810113
baseg

>>66810113
don't trust this anon, he wants you to remain blind and ignorant

>>66810113
That's all I want.

>>66809083
I also cried

>>66784101
Post the vid

>already got what she wanted
>is just doing random 10 pulls
she's not going to last the winter

>>66810929
She played a dead gacha for years, Hina's her biggest priority but she seems to have connected with BA in general

>>66811017
what is your point this is a gacha that gets updates unlike LL

does anyone's side hoes largely post to update on their gacha pulls and plans for their gacha savings

>>66811165
I dont have any side hoes

>>66810113
this
just smile and syadouHappynod

jigged

Thanks for the jiggle jiggler

>>66811165
no but she updates me with a diary of her day and ends it with a love you every day

>>66810709
No. If you can't put in the effort for your wife do you really deserve to see it? You'll feel better after finding it yourself.

Unrelated but Shondo's hands are so so so so so so so so so so pretty I hope I lucid dream tonight so I can imagine her choking me with them it's distressing that we're probably never getting another handcam stream

>>66810709
anon I'm utterly retarded when it comes to stalking reps and I was able to find it. use your noggin. you can do it!

Do people actually struggle finding videos? There's two and easy to find, you could probably google them and find what you're looking for

I don't know FT's twitch or how to find it

>>66810709
this should help you

>>66811706
What lore is in the second video?

REPS REPS REPS REPS REPS REPS DO YOUR FUCKING REPS THIS IS SURFACE LEVEL STUFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>66809083
i've always felt shit like this. i think i'm just ill though.
putting this into a story with her is great anon. thanks for this, honestly.
if you don't mind where'd you get the idea? just thought of it or from another work?

>>66811907
what kind of reps

just syadouHappynod and move on if you're too stupid to scroll up or read threads

she'd be sexy at 4,5, or 6 feet so it doesn't really matter

>>66812159
UK doors are 204cm, anon. 210cm from the outside. Dummy.

>>66812056
>where'd you get the idea
unironically from watching the lore videos todya

now I have to spend the rest of the night fighting the urge to find that outside pic fuck

>>66812159
anon her back isn't against the door so this does not work. please measure yourself, take a picture from across the room with you standing a foot in front of the door, and observe the difference.

>>66812284

>>66812281
you're more gracious than she is on this

Using the door to try to get such a precise estimate instead of using the daki to get a range is retarded

>>66812159
>the right image
oh god i'm going to have to actually chase this goose because i know you're not lying about the rest

>>66812159
I think your measurements are fucked up because there's perspective and she isn't standing against it, but I just measured and my door which is the exact same as hers is 192cm up to where you measured.

>>66784101
Here's a tip, if you remove the &us or whatever it says at the end of the link on videos it more than likely works
>>66812159
She's estimated her own height before, really isn't a big deal

How do you faggots always manage to timeloop the most garbage topics over and over

>>66812712
Repless newfags and bored shoggas bringing old stuff up on purpose

>>66812712
i love looping the height convo for the 800th time in a row :)

>>66812555
>>66812437
The only people who are petty with a single digit cm difference are women, or men coping

Enough.

>>66812802
>5'4 vs 5'6
ok

>>66809083
very good anon, from silly to lovely.

>>66812802
>single digit cm
She's standing drastically closer to the camera than the door in every shot, which will make her several cm at a minimum taller. Concert anon who stood behind her in person put her at around 5'4.

I don't get the obsession over her height down to the centimeter, she's still your beloved wife, isn't she?
>>66812921
That anon isn't real, he never existed

>>66812921
>Making up new bullshit about concert anon to cope

>he still believes concertanon

>>66812982
>they got him

>>66812921
>Concert anon who stood behind her in person put her at around 5'4.
When I was pounding her shunny earlier I estimated her to be about 37cm.

>>66813046
They got me wtf

White knights really trying hard tonight

>>66812921
>>66812999
there really was someone posting that in the thread saying that but they're wrong

>>66812802
If you aren't willing to do the math right and concede that it doesn't matter if she's 5'3 or 5'7 there is literally 0 point to you heightlooping in the first place. Shoot your balls with a nailgun.

>>66813003
Yeah that and the hour of footage of her being shorter by a significant amount than every woman in the audience

>Shoot your balls with a nailgun.
Why would you say something like that
My balls now ache

>>66812481
What can I say, I love my wife.

>>66813136
You need to be retarded enough to think standing 15 cm away from the door gives u a full 4 inches to your height
Who exactly are you trying to convince here?

If you're so pent up over her height why not cross reference it with the photo of her next to the tree, should help you out a bit

PLEASE stop timelooping this every week
want to know how to calculate her height? she stands right next to her asmr mic, just figure out the size and stack em. wow so easy
now shut the fuck up

I just realized the outdoors pic is almost definitely of a minor so I probably ought not search for it

>>66813522
thanks you just saved me a lot of time looking for an image i already saw

>>66813556
no anon you don't get it, the camera angle is wrong, which makes her asmr mic 3 meters tall, that invalidates all calculations

>>66813594
I stumbled over it while looking for something else, I'm in the clear, right?

She was not underaged when she flew to Florida to take that picture.

>>66813594
She definitely looks like a minor in it
Not that she looks any different now

gonna queue up the vod so I can have her clap for me after I shoot my goo.

>>66813594
Pretty sure it's her in her babymetal clothes with the face drawn over.

>>66813802
Brits are wrong, 16 isn't the threshold

I can spoonfeed how to find it, it's both on warosu and on her main youtube account(it's deleted here)
Use keywords or use your brain to find it, your choice

>>66814060
do reps

>>66813425
well then I guess you would be surprised because I demonstrated exactly that. do the work mathlet.

>>66814298
i moved my camera down 2 degrees and grew to 200cm

i wish i had just syadouHappynod

I wish for another handcam stream this year

I wish for her to be an honest whore this year

Her hands look more...sickly than they did last time we saw them, I think is the term. They're more veiny and tendony, her skin seems very thin. I hope she's okay.

Doesn't matter what shondo looks like, I'll love her forever, as per our promise
I love my wife unconditionally, and i unknowingly started only thinking about her throughout my day
>>66814889
Her hands look healthier than they did before though? And it's also getting colder

>>66814889
if she started dieting again because of her hand looking "fat" in gifs I swear

>>66814889
>>66814943
Yeah I thought they seemed thinner too. Not enough to tell but she's said many times her hands are """chubby""" but what we can see from the base of her palm and the start of her wrist is literally just bone. I'll wait to concern until the next picture, whenever that is.

forcing a schizophrenic to stop dissociating and confront the reality of her being a lanket is not cool, she can't even look at herself in the mirror without getting disgusted by herself

>>66814943
Tendons aren't usually visible on young womens' hands unless they have very long hands which definitely isn't her case. The bones of her wrist also seem to be quite visible, which they weren't as much her last handcam. I'd say she's a little thinner than last handcam but it's difficult to know for sure based on this little footage.

I'm sorry Shondo I just wanted to love as many aspects of you as possible, it made me selfish

>>66815201
it's called camera lighting retard

>>66815217
if you're gonna post your brain worms don't do it vaguely

I recorded the doko brb song and I play it on a loop 24 hours a day during shadow weekend

I'm sorry shondo it was supposed to be a funny joke, please don't hate me

>>66815217
This >>66815345
Please go into as much detail as you can
>>66815487
Jesus fucking christ anon

why the hell are you people so autistic about her hands again she didnt post them to you

>>66814298
203cm door
183cm height
standing 2.5 shoe lengths from the door
picture taken from the other side of the room puts the top of my head at a point 191cm up the door
8cm = 3in
+/- 1cm for these numbers
so yeah, you do need to account for depth if you're gonna try to sell it

>>66815722
This is why she won't do a handcam stream

>>66815722
newchama we're her target audience

>>66815774
goddamn shes tall

>>66815722
she has extremely pretty hands, I'm sorry that you can't appreciate beauty

>>66815722
She literally larped as her cat just to show us the scratch marks what are you talking about.

>>66815851
my numbers not hers

>>66815774
FT.,..
CANIGROOMYOU

chopping off shondos hands and posting in strangers letterboxes

>>66815974
She still won't do asmr with her feet you stupid penguin

>>66815906
yes you can wifey
now can we kiss and make up?

>>66816006
>ASMR with her feet
sweet jeez Louise could you imagine

>>66815882
wrong

>>66816086
ok

https://twitter.com/arcthunderrz/status/1746945123240300946
Would shondo like this?

>>66815774
my guy, in case you don't know how math works, to calculate that out, the distance the camera is from you drastically affects how the angle affects the height, it's standard trigonometry. the fact you didn't even bring the distance of the camera nor the angle brings doubt to your experimental process, even more than that guy's pixel measurements.

THIS MADE ME GIGGLE
https://x.com/catshouldnt/status/1746970938170851533?s=20

she seemed so happy at the concert i wish she was always that happy when she streamed

I hate that exposure to her hands and a blurred pic of her feet have turned me into a fetish friend. I wanted to be better than this, why do all of her models have to be so attractive

>>66816205
I'm pretty sure if she was that happy all of the time she would die from overexertion quite quickly anon

>>66816205
why would she be as happy on the job as she is going to a concert

Thoughts on Shondo being a frog user in the bean era?

i hate ray

Favorites interaction time!!!!

oh no the brainworms are coming

not again... I'm so jealous. I can't take this anymore.

ganbatte ray ignore the fags here

>>66816266
i hate this finger waggle so much!! you think you can gesture at me like that you insolent child?? i'm gonna break that fanger right in half D:<

ray we hardly interact but good luck on your journey bro

third rate husbands sit down in your chair and shut up

die of lung cancer.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS RAY

>>66816316
She was one before as well, i honestly never understood shoggas that don't want shondo to start using frog emotes when she started as one

>>66816550
>i honestly never understood shoggas that don't want shondo to start using frog emotes when she started as one
It attracts certain types of people and she's aware of that.

she saw the thread and is doing this to "rebel" and teach us a lesson
hate it when women do this, some stupid kind of loyalty test bullshit and there's no right answer because if you care about it you lose your masculinity in her eyes, and if you don't she stops caring about you because she thinks you don't care about her

>>66816550
Because she doesn't want her community to mirror the ones where people spam frogs
based decision on her part desu

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

going to start smoking so I can have my wife tell me to stop

She definitely wouldn't care enough to reply if I had posted something like that. I'm not important enough to her to be stalked. I will just go to sleep and hope my brainworms go away

no favorites btw

she only does it to keep him going so he makes more music for her.
it's just business for her, let her whore it out a bit to get free music.

oh he's a content creator? then the brainworms were for nothing lol

Shondo's encouraged me directly before so I'm just happy for Ray and deeply in love with my motivational wife

>>66810113 (me)
nvm