/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

This thread will not be better.

TRUST LEVELS? OVERWHELMING!

Lumi owes me sex

Fishman/muumi/anyone else relevant I know you're reading this, please give the love of my life a chance in the spotlight I beg you.

Jelly....

Pipkiss

>>66777692
show her tits and i'll give her a chance

>>66777650
it will i'm hitting the hay early

Jerrys minors...

>>66777692
I hope she's in holo.

Jelly's minor? Me

Lumi is prime marriage material with me

Jelly is...

PANKO MANKO

I think Jelly Eimi and me should have a threesome

>>66777743
>minor
>Me
MOOOOODS

>>66777768
a predator

I think jelly and panko should kiss

>>66777768
a miner

>>66777777
i wrote that

>>66777692
who?

>>66777777
NICE

>>66777748
I made this post

>>66777768
>>66777735
WTF JELLY?!?
>>66777777
with Lumi

>>66777784
I-I mean in Minecraft
Haha...

>>66777777
nice
you and Jerreimy huh

I love Shiina!

>>66777777
It is destined. Congratulations Anon.

>>66777777
My legal name is "me"

>>66777766
>>66777768
have a seat jerry

>>66777777

>>66777883
Shiina should use her meemaw wisdom and put the younger girls in their places...

AAAAHHHHH EIMI PLEASE FUCK SAKES

Does Eimi always sound like she's on the verge of tears like this?

>>66777777
All me

phase friend onigiri is still reviewing cooking ware

>>66777968
yes, and it awakes your instincts

>>66777968
Yes, sometimes it's more severe

>>66777999
okay, but I'm busy watching Lumi

>>66777777
Global is gonna freak!
Prepare to be boarded retards.

>>66777777
wow... but yeah they have the same kind of tism

>>66777968
Her and Dizzy are awakening a new fetish within me and I don't think I like it
>Woman on the verge of a breakdown

>>66777777
include me in the screencap

>>66778015
It awakens my urge to punch the hampter in it's dumb little face.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>66778043
ToT

>>66778043
what a slut

she sounds a lot like pippa when she's screaming

>>66778062
I want to be the cause of Dizzy's breakdown, by vicious mockery.

>>66778043
Uoooh shark

>>66777666
RETARD

>>66777777
Congratulations, anon!

>>66777777
>we got the sixes and these sevens
What does it mean?

>her morning voice is hot
all of the hamster voices make me horny

>>66777999
Onigiri, my favorite Virtual Youtuber

comparing every girl to Pippa will be the death of this company

>>66778043
Sniffff

>>66777968
I'm watching her for the first time and her sad voice is hot as fuck

>>66778043

>>66778184
we run the board

>>66778197
Yeah, we need to not do that.

>>66778225
>fatty
>run
lolno

[Eimi news] everything is cringe.

>>66778193
virtual vtubers
virtual vtubers
virtual vtubers
Ban /lig/, sank u.

>>66778043
There goes the thread quality

>>66778193
When did she give up vtubing completely?

>officially engaged

>>66778278
WELL I THINK EIMI IS CRINGE!

>>66778351
some point after gura gave up on it

>>66778373
You are invited to Eimi and my wedding.

>>66778310
THREAD QUALITY TO THE MOON

>>66778351
that's every twitch vtuber after a certain amount of time
even shondo is getting fleshier

[Eimi news] chat is the fourth dimension.

>>66778043

I want to put laxatives in Eimi's coffee!

pippa is the gura poster

Managers should do a stream

>>66778043
AWOOOOGA HOOCHIE MAMA

>>66778470
Yeah with me, in the middle.

>>66778470
That'd be fun, I don't really know much about them.

>>66777777
WAO!!!!!!

>>66778043
>>66778207
>>66778433
Phase Connect?

Eimi is parapsychologypilled

How do you download youtube clips?

>>66778351
She's oni. They can change forms so it's lore accurate. Can even hide her gray hairs because she's a hag.

I think Panko should be new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 38 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>66778542
>open your mind
>absorb the stream of bytes
>produce the physical representation of the stream

>>66778542
yt-dlp?

>>66777702
Good morning.

>>66778542
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

I want to pippeg Eimi S2

>>66778470
>Managers should do a stream
This. If only to see the models in action.

>>66778470
The white haired one looks like an indie I used to watch...too bad she just got overly obnoxious to watch

>>66778465
I'm not Pippa. People need to stop conflating my post with Pippa I don't like it. It makes me more parasocial.

Which Phase girl is most likely to be a nudist?

>>66778618
>>66778631
too complicated for my boomer brain

>>66777748
What are your qualifications? Submit resume.

>You could probably force Eimi to undress by having a angry tone of voice. As she cries

>>66777777 (me)
It has been decided by the law in previous thread

>>66778536
Gura's board. You're just posting on it.

>>66778621
:)
Looks like Tenma has some fun streams lined up for the week.

>>66778702
muyu is one

>>66778716
Skill issue
https://github.com/Tyrrrz/YoutubeDownloader

>>66778750
Huh? Who? Does she stream?

>>66778718
Level 99 ugly bastard rape Master

why threads shit today?

>>66778797
Yeah into my mouth

>>66778724
Hm....

>>66778741
Her hat is offensive

>>66778716
boomers remember command-line interfaces. perhaps you have millennial or zoomer brain.

>>66778774
RIP there goes my career as a non-paid clipper for /pcg/. Thanks

>>66777777
checked

>>66778830
Fuck you that made me laugh

>>66778837

>>66778716
its literally yt-dlp 'url here'

I love this Panda

>>66778803
It's shit most of the time

>>66778980
Not enough to make her stream today

>>66778718
Here's my CV

>>66778843
>perhaps you have millennial or zoomer brain.
Yeah you got me there. I have no clue about computer stuff.

>>66778800
Disqualified and reported to local authorities

Eimi is really struggling right now...

>>66778757
She does! Three collabs, she's finishing (?) Transistor and she's eating rocks. It will be fun.

Oh, btw, Tenma!
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>66778702
Uruka but it's more out of being too lazy to put on clothes.

>>66779036
They'll be raped too

>>66778803
>today
You're kidding yourself or us?

>>66778516
I can see them doing a Phase Weekly for like April Fools or something.

>another manager with a model from a premade collection
just how many sakana has in his basement

>>66779047
PLAP DING PLAP DING PLAP DING

Lewder than Panko

>natural 4view Eimi
Was the timeslot switch a good idea?

>not plap dinging the cow
Eimi, what the fuck?

>>66779149
They have access to YouTube analytics, you know that?

>>66779149
I miss Saya and also morning Wemi

>>66779008
Let her rest

>>66779181
She explained that Saya and Muyu are married.

Is minecraft worth watching if I don't play it? Who has good minecraft streams?

Eimi hates Runie, I will now anti the hamster

Eimi's anxiety meds are wearing off. How long can she keep this up for doing it almost every day taking all these pills?

this post will not trigger bump limit

>>66779098
at least enough for another gen

you want the collective unconscious? take it but the material human conscious i will burn to the ground

What's a good stream watching game? I've been playing Hitman WoA, but these anime women are too distracting.

Eimi begging for mercy is kinda hot ngl

>>66779239
WAO

>>66779224
That's a bullshit cop-out and you know it.

In the last few threads I noticed that shiinaposters are posting outdated Shiina images. Please update your Shiina images to their proper kani equivalents.

>>66778716
download yt-dlp
put it in your user folder
press win+r
type cmd
check if the path displayed is the one you put the yt-dlp in
type yt-dlp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X10lWkmUSCE
you paste in the cmd by right click - paste.

>>66779302
Has she always had a cat mouth?

>>66778536
Yes.

>not liking ketchup
dropped.

>>66779302

>>66778536
No

Are you ready for Moomberships, moojisans?

>>66778236

>>66779302
least astroturfed shiinapost

>>66779240
I hope she gains confidence from this and stops taking them

>>66779365
No, that's Hololive.

>>66779381
>he likes ketchup

Eimi used to not like it when you cum on her food

>>66779398
kek

I eat my french fries with mayo.

>>66779359
It's new.

>>66779417
Holo hobby.

>>66779417
For now.

>>66779401
Calling it now. We're going to see her become an alcoholic in a few months when the meds start to lose their edge.

a married couple according with Eimi

>>66779472
Does watching vtubers count as a hobby?

>>66779231
Yeah the game is completely secondary. It’s main purpose is as an environment for the girls to play and chat together

What the fuck is Lumi vagueposting about?

>>66779507
what did she say

>>66779450
I was going to give you shit for this but then I remembered I had some bomb-ass fries with some mayo aioli and now I can't really fault you.

>>66779497
Yeah, married with me.

Does Tenma really sound like that???

>I'm trying not to break illusions
i miss when lumi would just say things instead of being a dishonest pussy all the time

of course Kaneko Jewmi is a fed

>>66779349
spooky coding stuff. Dont want to end up deleting windows. Sorry and thanks for the effort.

>>66779491
we already have a Pippa, we don't need another one

>>66779505
Why not? Watching movies is an hobby afterall.

>>66779572
The current lumi is not the original

>>66779652
yeah

>>66779623
>an hobby
An 'obby, mate?

I spoke you the sort t'say 'istory for history, yea?

I miss old Lumi.

>>66779570
What do you think?

>>66778193
"Onibro" when it's clearly her boyfriend. No brother just hangs around and helps that much, just drop the bro part

>>66779572
Is this a Daily Lumi?

Pango owes me Mango

>>66779732
she sounds like a very confused lolibaba, what are must watch streams for her?

Lumi....

>Lumi calling out groomers
wew

why is Amy being cuter to her EU audience bros... this isn't fair

[Lumi News] you don't see a vtubers real personality until year 2

>>66779779
gumi...

>>66779572
the old Lumi played more of a character than the current Lumi

>>66779864
It's true.

>>66779854
She just woke up, she gonna naturally be cuter.

>>66777692
My theory is that existing talents in corpos unite against hiring her because they know they will get absolutely MOGGED.

>>66779275
How is Hitman taking so much of your focus?

>>66779570
No, she's actually using a voice changer.

>whole company's playing Minecraft
>Tenma starts Valheim
I appreciate being able to rely on 10ma disliking MC.

>watching Eimi during lunch break
>coworker asks me what that faggot anime shit is

>>66779854
I was the person who paid her to switch with Saya. I also included some extra money for her to be extra cute and for Saya to be extra menhera.

>>66779917
Other way, I can't concentrate and keep fucking up.

>>66779864
She's wrong. Panko unleashed her true personality after 8 months.

>>66779877
The current Lumi is just as fake as the old one, just in a different way.

>>66779953
ty anon

>>66779779
I think the even funnier one is Yuzu and her "Roomate"

>>66779852
just reply xalabussy to her

How long before Fishman resets the server?

>>66779987
qrd for a non /lig/ger?

>>66779947
That's a bro right there. Why are you watching this faggot anime shit?

>>66779947
I know what you need to do to your coworker.

>>66780045
she claims this is her platonic roomate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUg7glWKWyI

>>66779505
I'd say it's a pastime more than a hobby

>>66779240
Depends on what she's on, I used take mine right before streams and its mostly about getting used to the early stream jitters, and thats as a 1view, cant imagine how much worse that is at her size already.

>>66780090
Yikes, sometimes I forget how good we have it

>>66779943
the AAA slop she always plays is much worse content than Minecraft

>>66780090
kek

Eimi seems like the type to be an extremely clingy gf who you constantly need to provide reassurance for.

Jerry and Amy are going to have sex live on stream!

[Lumi News] She has no eggs. None.

>>66779864
Other than Pippa and maybe Lia the rest of gen 1 haven't changed much.

It keeps happening..

>>66779864
>real personality
It is well known it takes about a year to settle in on a comfortable stage presence and level of kayfabe. They may be concealing their true personality though. Pekora for one. She rather be a cartoon rabbit than herself.

>>66779849
If you’re new to Phase in general I recommend this VOD where she explains the lore and shares a bit about herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9e6iPyaZnE

>>66779974
The real you died many years ago, trollkin.

>Lumi: The same people show up to every vtuber debut, expecting to find their ideal girl
she really hates some of her old viewers hmm?
based

>>66780231
Truth hurts huh

Is Eimi bipolar?
she goes from happy, to sad, to scared from one second to another

>>66780162
I just dislike how Minecraft looks because of the zoom in when sprinting, it fucks me up. Besides, most of the AAA slop is Twitch guerrilas anyway. Her scheduled YT stuff is more interesting.

>they are unaware of the boss having actual mechanics
NGMI

how are vtubers supposed to show their real personalities when companie keep assigning them pre-made models? this industry trend needs to be abolished

>>66777777
>Jelly Eimi and me
Jelly, Eimi, and I

>>66779349
Where do I type in the 2nd to last part?

>>66780178
10ma is about the same, uruka got a lot more relaxed and natural though

Lumi should collab with whores more often, and then have after-collab sex with them,
Thoughts?

>Lumi likes grey hair
I-I-I have a chance?

>>66780209
Oh she played funger and cruelty squad guess i'll watch those as well

>cum in Saya's bellybutton
>cum in Muyu's armpit

Which one, and why? This is not a shitpost.

>>66780392
only if you are rich
lumi is a gold digger

>>66780386
so other phase girls?

>>66780322
>vtubers
>real personalities
haha, good one anon

>>66780392
she likes workaholics not geneticslets

Chats really need to cut down with the calling the vtuber old shtick. Its unironically abusive and not even true. You are just making them sadder for no reason and it lowers the quality of the stream. Mid twenties is not old. Even 30s is fine time to have a kid. Just shut the fuck up

>>66780430
Them too.

>>66780329
you are late, I was waiting for so long..

>>66780386
She's not a coomer. Hates you coomers. has issues with this sort of thing. Her sex life, if she ever gets around to it, will be completely private.

>>66780413
Neither. The only right answer is nakadashi.

Do you guys think Runie will sing some songs from Xanadu for the karaoke? Xanadu itself would work well since the vocals are sung by Olivia Newton John

>>66780386
Yeah I'm whores.

>>66780413
Muyu's armpit. It's not even close.

>>66780509
meds

>>66780511
I don't know what that is.

Fucking backseaters...

>>66780386
vibrator batsu game with the /lig/ whores

>>66780509

>>66780483
Get back to work Airi.

>>66780459
Yeah, I get that.

>>66780424
Not so much rich, but ambitious and about to absolve her of responsibilities (I see how lazy she is)

>>66780509
Do you even watch her

>>66780413
Easy choice

>>66780483
I love you too, Airi!

>>66780509
Why do puritan fags always, without fail, somehow project more than the coomers they bitch about?

>>66780509
lmao, where do you people come from

>>66780413
Bellybutton easy. You can use her pussy til the last second and pull out

>>66780547
>Doesn't watch her streams
>zoomer insult
>gyatt-head

>>66780509
Her 4values result say otherwise. She just doesn't like showing that side of herself on stream although sometimes it slips out. She spends a lot of time reading "romance mangas and novels". You just know what shes doing, and doing it a lot.

I adore Muyu but this was 100% a cope.

She didn't expect her JP genmate to have a negative reaction to edgy Pink Guy humor and so she said "I just heard it in a song, I didn't know what it means" after having already sung a bunch of JP songs fairly fluently already.

It's OK Muyu, we thought it was funny.

>>66780604
She appreciates subtle porn, not full on nudity
it's why she basically admitted to liking boobs without nipples

>>66780604
It's called HENTAI. It's ART.

>>66780604
Lumi only uses Saruei to improve her french impersonation.

>>66780509
>workout Wednesdays

>>66780745
I miss them...

>>66780704
meds

>trusting
Lmao

>>66780766
She said last week she would likely restart them this week.
Expect her to be out of shape as fuck after the last few weeks of no exercise plus the sick time.

>>66780745
>>66780766
Never forget what was taken from us.

>>66780745
that's not coomer related.

>>66780766
Only two more days.

>>66780604
You don't understand her. You look as though you didn't finish my post
>>66780665
I am repeating verbatim things she says. I never said she didn't masturbate.

>>66780717
Considering it's Muyu it could easily have been an honest mistake.

>>66780734
now I need a shoop of this with looms

>>66780846
meds

>>66780483
you're no spring chicken, femanon!

>>66780861
lol

>>66780496
A smug Panko poster is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. I have a day job

>>66780557
It’s an album from the movie of the same name starring Olivia Newton John. ELO contributed to the soundtrack with their own original songs

>>66780509
Guess you missed that she's just as much a coomer as Tenma and they trade their favorite lewd fanart.

>>66780711
>She just doesn't like showing that side of herself
This is what I said.

>>66780875
Get pipkun on this.

>>66780875
>that comic
Man... How many years has it been...

>>66780090
>she

>>66780821
He believes she's doing squats on a dildo. He's probably 15 or 16

Why does Panko never wear her hat?

>>66780483
>Mid twenties is not old
I'd tell you to cope, but you are too old to do that. Sorry

>>66780970
meds

>>66780814
Out of shape?
Sweet, that means more lewd as she struggles to do literally anything.

>>66780413
>>cum in Saya's bellybutton
>>cum in Muyu's armpit
>Which one, and why?
Yes.

>>66780915
Watch more streams, kiddo.

You know what. It's probably because you don't know any women that you're getting this screwed up in your head. Okay, nm. You'll never get it.

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>66780973
it takes up a lot of space on screen, but she does use it sometimes. i think the last time she had it was the (second) vertical karaoke about one month ago.

>>66780861
dyrb?

>>66780915
He doesn't care, he just believes his own headcanon and seethes at the thread

>>66781074
meds

>>66780861
>Considering it's Muyu it could easily have been an honest mistake.
Lol.
Lmao.
Kek, even.

>>66780861

>you saying things and then not following through is sadly very common
kek that triggered her
not that it's wrong

>>66780717
Muyu spent so much time with degenerates in her PL that she forgot JP streamers are much more polite by nature. It's not surprising.

>>66780413
I want to force Muyu to eat a large meat lovers pizza from Pizza Hut. Her flat tummy will distend as she tries to eat it all so she can prove she is in fact worthy of being an American.
All that greasy meat building in her stomach will cause her to break out in a severe case of the meat sweats as she begins stripping off layers to stay cool. Her small, sweaty, and probably a little musky body will be sitting in that chair completely exposed as she holds her stomach trying not to puke up the pizza.
That of course will be when she calls on me to clean off all of that sweat with my tongue. Muu will no doubt call me names and mock me for being so eager to lap up the pizza grease and random toppings that have fallen onto her small belly like a dog.
Thankfully being mocked by this kusogaki brat has hardened me to criticisms as I massage her pudgy belly that mimics that of a pregnant woman in her second trimester with how far it is sticking out.
Muyu will be completely at my mercy trying to play it cool and realizing just how hard it is to move when you're that full. Once I have thoroughly cleaned her tummy, I will move onto her armpits. She will be resistant at first, "why armpits?" she will ask, to which the answer will be a greasy slice of pizza rubbed under them.
The lukewarm meats caressing her sensitive skin causing her to moan slightly before declaring the moment ruined when I begin consuming the greasy, smelly concoction I have created under each of her arms.
When Muu begins ridiculing me calling me a pervert and pointing out how hard I've gotten during this time, I will shut the bratty dog up by cleaning off her mouth with mine.
Both corners, the upper, the chin, and all over until forcing my tongue down her throat. An easy task considering how full she is and hasn't the strength necessary to fight back.

>>66781077
WAO

>>66781128
No one is talking to you.

Timeslot switch actually worked out for hamster, eh?

>>66781261
meds

>finally free for today
>check the telly and there's more hamjerry kino
nice

>>66781204
>Inconsistent women are upset over being called out
Shocking.

>>66781241
This is disgusting.

Why do I have a throbbing erection?

Where is Gloomi with my meds?

>>66781128
Hi, I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior Muumi

>>66781146
>>66781105
>>66780906
>>66781174
I meant she misspoke because she is a degen and had seen / heard the word in some VN, you fucks. I know what her hobbies are.

You think Lumi has even showered today? Or did she just roll out of bed, put on an oversized tee and panties and started streaming?

>>66781272
Not quite as high, but she's retaining a good audience.

>>66781241

Has Tenma collabed with Rennie before? She seems familiar

>>66781272
Might be her preferred timeslot honestly.
>>66781434
She's got like 1k people watching her wdym?

Jerry's deathly afraid of Lia...

WHERE THE FUCK IS MARTEN

>>66781494
Lia holds too much power.

Does Hololive English even collab with chuubas who are not from vshojo or nijisanji?

Eimi and Jelly's friendship is the cutest thing

>>66781272
She currently has a +30% jelly buff

>>66781535
homopower

>why is she gen 3 and I'm invader is not fair
so that confirms that Eimi does have a PL we haven't found and Jelly knew her before

So Eimi and Jelly know each other from PLs?

Eimi PL?

>>66781488
I usually see her with like 1.3-1.5 in the later slot.

>>66781560
They're both monkies

>>66781619
Due to raids

>>66781546
the chicken has done collabs with her 3-view small corpo friends

>>66781496

>has dedicated archived that has 4tb uploaded to gofile
>asked smug to try and fail at an archive channel
Why does Lumi hate interacting with her fans?

>>66781642
>Ignoring Jelly's presence buff
retard

Do not try to find Eimi's PL. Final warning.

>>66781619
That's from raids bro

it triggers me when people use mods in a game they have never played before

>>66781241
Thanks for reminding me of this
https://files.catbox.moe/8slt9k.mp4

>>66781390
Who showers in the morning? You shower in the evening like a normal person

>>66781613
TotalBiscuit

I fucking love these two dorks.

Jelly is just as much of a fujoshi as eimi

[Jelly News] She's into rope

>>66781649
She probably talked over and interrupted them the entire stream

>>66781390
she never mentioned showering in the morning so probably not

>>66781757
She was much of a fujoshi as Eimi.
Eimi is Jelly's sinful past, back to haunt her.

>>66781546
They collab with whoever they want really, they just need management's permission. They got permission for some shady as fuck people, so I'm pretty sure they could collab with Phase if they really wanted to. Not Pippa though. Never Pippa.

>>66781676
That's what you fags freak out about when we have holoniggers shitting up the thread the whole day?

They are all fujos, they all fantasize about being raped, they are all here. Any question newfags are curious about?

[hamster news]
Orally.

>>66781846
pube status breakdown for every member?

there's nothing wrong with being a fujo

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME :D

>>66781669
have you seen the state of this thread and her fanbase

>>66781846
Where's the current period calendar?

>>66781813
>>66781757
Eimi is just horny.
She was masturbating to the off collab massage the other day and she was literally begging Detective Runie as well

>>66781895
Jerry! :D

[Eimi New] Her and Jelly be smashin'
Jelly likes using rope

2 babu

>>66781943
Airi!!!! xD

>>66781846
>they are all here
I hope so. I like to think my depraved Muyu posts make her laugh.

I love these 2

>>66781390
1. Shower the night before to ensure your bed isn't filth after one night.
2. It's still freezing there, so probably all bundled up.

Cute monkeys

>inb4 obs glitch

>>66781832
Is that tonight or something?

These two are super cute together.

>>66781917
Not really. I know gumis are whipped but not much else. I used to be semi active in the discord a long while back but that's it.

>>66781846
Holotourist here, which talent is the most similiar to Marine?

>thing i cant talk about
hate this episode

>>66782066
Runie

>>66782066
Sakana

>>66782066
jelly

I want to fondle Lumi's big boobies...

>>66782066
Not Airi

Eimi is bullying jelly into deathwith her yaoi hentai

>>66782066
Airi

>>66782066
Airi don't tell him

>>66782066
Airi