/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66755546
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKTFRrKwFDM
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fReGkCz9GMI

Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

I'm Terry-fied Now【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5fTJXNL9I&t=5093s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Advent New Years Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_newyearvoice2024

Shiori Novella New Year Outfit Acrylic Stand
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_shiorinovella_newyearoutfit

New Year's Holiday Date Voice Pack ~Closing Off 2023~:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_newyearsholidaydatevoice_closingoff2023?variant=44318679826652 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_newyearsholidaydatevoice_closingoff2023?variant=44318679859420 (English)

New Year's Holiday Date Voice Pack ~Welcoming 2024~:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_newyearsholidaydatevoice_welcoming2024?variant=44318856839388 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_newyearsholidaydatevoice_welcoming2024?variant=44318856872156 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>>66755546
i will shiori

Flipvella, my beloved.

SHIORI CUTE

I love her so freaking much.

>>66755737
Proof?

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ndinokuda!

SHIORI CUTE

I love Shiori!

>>66755805
I don't love her with my mind or heart, I love her with my soul. Just incase my mind forgets and my heart stops beating.

I'm gonna concern. I hope she's taking care of herself.

Wtf is /2mw/?

>>66756712
A retarded catalog bait thread made by antis? Pay it no mind.

>>66756712
It's a joke general that someone suggested making in one of the weekly "Two More Weeks" seethe threads

>>66756774
>>66756765
But that sounds like it's a gloating thread, not an anti thread...

>>66756806
All Shiori threads devolve into anti threads eventually

>>66756806
First time hearing of a falseflag? There's literally no reason to "gloat", you aren't changing the minds of retards nor are you "winning" anything over them.

>>66756904
Even this one??

>>66756942
Sisters sure are trying with the new hating on archive anon tactic, they aren't sending their best, nor is it working.

>>66756806
It its gloating; basically someone always makes a thread with Shiori's schedule, originally it was a capture of the schedule, but someone suggested making /2mw/ an so they did. They've actually been doing it for weeks. You probably didn't notice because A) They started right before her winter break had had to stop for a while because you know...no schedules and B)Nobody actually cares about "TWO MORE WEEKS" anymore so these thread get about 10-20 before they go to the archive.

Everyone should be nice (except if it's against people I don't like (there are many of those))

>>66757308
No, death to all needylites

>>66757501
especially me

Shiori but she's blind and you have to take care of her

So I'm assuming the S'mores handcam stream will be moved to next week?

>>66757938
Don't assume and don't expect. Next week was going to be Hololive week

>>66756712
>>63345546

I think Shiori should kiss me.

>>66758474
yeah me

The best part of these collabs is hopping around to other perspectives and hearing Shiori.

>>66758474
i wrote this

>>66758474
I didn't write this. That would be disgusting.

I love my cute goth girlfriend

>>66758885
I like hearing her in the distance

>>66758885
>>66759025
I remember conversations she was having but because it's push to talk it doesn't appear on the other streams and I think I'm going insane.

>>66759211
Watching Shiori's perspective is the director's cut commentary track.

Does Shiori ever discuss books or literature?

>>66759491
sherlock
fanfics

>>66759491
when a woman says she likes to read it just means she reads porn or fucked up shit about serial killers

I hope Shiori shows us the panties she wears on her dress-up stream.

>>66759491
Not often. And even then it's mostly character AI and text adventure games, not actually books.

>>66759684
She's masturbating to CAI right now.

>>66759491
In your average internet woman's definition of the word "literature", yes.

It's not like your average shigger reads more than Shiori does...

>>66759917
We should figure out what book to read for this month today

I want to win the lottery

>>66760228
I want to win the Shiottery

>>66760257
The Shittery...

>>66760292
Pepper's charging his limit break

>>66760371
Pepper just stop shitting and you will get to play.

https://twitter.com/Curse360/status/1746820274962735313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
Stream Whisper Whisper Whisper.

>>66761078
I'm happy that it seems to be chugging along well.

Bullying Shiori

Shiori bullying me

Shiori bullying my penis with her paintbrush

Man...

I want to shtop novexisting

Do you think Shiori would like it if I sent her a cum tribute on twitter?

shiori cute

>>66764288
untrue

shiori sex

Mornin’. It’s freezing. I miss Shiorin

>>66766508
look at those cute chubby cheeks

Shiocracy time! Vote on the first Monthly Novella for 2024:
>https://poal.me/t0oz7x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGyuEI6lEcA
This could've been Shiori if she actually ate the bugs.

>>66768461
Shiocracy chose the potty mouth princess route instead of wacky goth librarian route. It is what it is. We'll still get Haachama cooking collab eventually.

I love my cute goth wife

good morning

cute morning?

>>66769338
Good morning.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

I just hate Shiori Novella in general

increasing Shiori's rent for no particular reason

Making loud noises in the morning while Shiori is trying to sleep!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RfEbCI2BIpU

New Short (Don't know how to post link)

>>66771024
Well, There we go,Kek (Thanks Anon)
>>66771010

>>66771024
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RfEbCI2BIpU

>>66771010
Shiori's Pogchamp? Me.

>>66771024
cute anon

she hates me in particular

>>66771118
Why?

>>66771147
>bald
>hairy face/body
>burly
>European
>named John
>not an Oniichan
>no blonde hair/blue eyes
>no trauma worth mentioning

>>66771285
Just photoshop your beard onto your head and your head onto your chin.

ShiMori NoelvEla

>>66771478
>Shiori/Mori/Noel/Kaela
Weird collab, but I'd watch it.

Are there any good pics of Shiori ryona out there?

>>66771587
Shiori is not for violently beating

>>66771646
Yes she is.

>>66771704
wow anon, you're so edgy and cool

>>66771646
>I have a present for you
>Is it blacked eye?
Unless what you meant by she isn't for ryona is a black guy.

did you know? if you draw a picture of shiori being beaten, the real shiori irl gets beaten too

>>66771829
Wintervella think she's part of the crew.

>>66771829
That's technically Newsvella at the top podium.
They're all technically Newsvella.

>>66772033
Newsvella and her shadow clones looking down on (You)

I NEED MORE NEWSVELLA STREAMSSSSS

If I could pick a superpower, it would be to always know what to say to someone over the internet to hurt them the most

SEX with newsvella

News with SEXvella.

>>66771829
The Fates of the modern world...

I miss her already

I love my wife Shiorin~

Sushiori.
Shiori wrapped in a blanket like a sushi roll.
Where's the fanart?

I want Shiori to humiliate me for my small pp.

>>66774267
Shiori would understand being the tiny flat woman that she is

>>66774395
You are forgetting that she is a giant hypocrite.

>>66774491
Okay maybe she would make fun of a random person...

>>66774267

Oh hey, AISekai still works. Did they pull back with their decision on NSFW ban?

>>66775761
Shion didn't say that

>>66775761
theres a soft nsfw ban against things that go too into LOLI/SHOTA stuff

I don't like alive

I like

Couldn't the madonna whore complex be solved just by having your wife dress like a wanton slut in the bedroom

Good morning, I love Shiori

>>66777212
Solve it by making Shiori sit on my face

>>66777455
cute morning or sex morning?

>>66777719
Cutesex. Always.

>>66777899
Good. As long as you're not a Cute only shigger you're okay

>>66777959
Sex only is fine?

>>66778065
I'm sure they think Shiori is also cute, you cant think of sex only without thinking that shes cute too

Just saw this. I don't know how often you share porn in here, but here you go. Have a nice one, novelbros.
https://files.catbox.moe/m2wsu9.png

>>66778259
That's a cute Shiori smile, thanks

>>66778259
kill yourself

>>66778340
Tomorrow, I promise.

>>66778111
Nice excuse.

Making Shiori breakfast in bed but it's 1pm and you stayed up late last night

>>66778476
Hey as long as you make her eat its fine, make Shiori forget to count calories because of how good your cooking is

>>66778259

>>66778259
me on the left

Forgetting Shiori's birthday and by 3PM she reminds you about it so you're like "Ah shit sorry... yeah I'll take you out to eat somewhere just let me finish this Dota match" so she waits and waits but while she's in another room I start another Dota match one because I forget about her again and she sees this and whines about it so I tell her to calm down and stop freaking out (gaslighting her a little in the process) so when we finally go out to eat it's 5:30PM and she thought we were gonna eat at a restaurant but I only take her to Burger King and in the line as we order I tell her I didn't bring any money and that she has to be the one paying and she starts crying in public so I berate her for ruining our "night out" (gaslighting her to make it seem like it's her fault again)

>>66779080
If it was league instead of dota I would've believed it actually happened to someone

There are 35 things to watch, but since I suspect sending more than 20 leads to views not counting, I'm sending 17 now and the rest later. Thanks for helping to keep the archive alive.

https://streamable.com/8nuppm
https://streamable.com/xqyp9y
https://streamable.com/6rxs8t
https://streamable.com/tfukut
https://streamable.com/wupe52
https://streamable.com/rs535d
https://streamable.com/kz0rmg
https://streamable.com/ugwd1x
https://streamable.com/72ii8a
https://streamable.com/eo1okr
https://streamable.com/7h3h84
https://streamable.com/h8e7qi
https://streamable.com/vyvoc8
https://streamable.com/qf9pel
https://streamable.com/o0idn8
https://streamable.com/rncodi
https://streamable.com/eha6sr

>>66779187
Noblelites will be real one day...

>>66779187
Shiori asks us for our soul but we can't even call her our wife, wtf Shiori

>>66779187
Bullying Shiori so hard she reverses my puberty.

>>66779529
No, she wants all your souls, like dark souls currency.

>>66779655
I never played a DS game

Bullying Shiori (not cutely; mean-spiritedly)

>>66779781
Understandable, they're not for everyone.

Repeating everything Shiori says back at her until she stops talking to me entirely

>>66780286
Shiori trying to speak to me but I make the rap music louder until I can't hear her and she gives up

>>66779080
>>66780286
>>66780365
This is the best kind of Shiori abuse because it's so banal she can't romanticize it. It's not like a gruff "I can fix him" type boyfriend putting cigarettes out on her hands. She's getting sidelined for rap music and League of Legends.
I want more.

I am the neediest of needylites, and I miss her lots

>>66781312
Proof?

Milkpill me on Bran Flakes

>>66757066
After phase fans came here to shit on Shiori, seeing a Phase member collab with the one homostar everyone kept saying Shiori would collab with feels oddly cathartic

>>66781357
Explains the recent shitposting in catalog and global

>>66777212
It can be solved when you realize that Frued was a sexual deviant who projected it onto everyone else

>>66779140
I turned down sex with one of the few women who has ever shown interest in me to finish a ranked game of league once and I still regret it almost a decade after

>>66781504
I'm sure you regret it enough, but I still gotta ask: what the fuck man

>>66781334
To ask me if I miss her would be like asking the stars if they miss the night, asking the sun if it missed its warmth, or asking the ocean if it missed the rivers that give it life.

>>66781504
did you win the game?

Turning down sex with Shiori to play Under Night 2.

>>66781504
Hey I did that once in highschool too

>>66781653
I got really fucking addicted to it in college and when I came back for the summer I was working 60 hour weeks so I did nothing but eat, sleep, and play league. I was playing league when she came up to my room (she was my sister's friend) and I just didn't want to be bothered.
>>66781693
No, I might as well have just left

>>66781357
>ISRAEL
Holy shit, BVTMfags getting some divine karma thrown back at them right now

>>66781357
>>66781797
It's like on the anniversary of her last huge yab too.

getting Shiori her dream wedding and then saying 'no' at the altar

Who cares, don't talk about it.
It's not our problem and gossiping makes us no better than the shitflingers.

Let's talk about this instead

>>66782116
Let's not.

https://twitter.com/meiwowowo/status/1746960713245938059

Let's talk about this instead

>>66782264
They're fake and zip on.

When Shiori gets her first 3D live I will not cry.

lets wait until the next schedule is out just to be safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i-qLDppzO0

So if Shiori read Fate/Stay Night, would she ship Cu and Emiya or would her yume fantasies make her ship herself with either one of them or Gil?

>>66782228
I love her so much

>>66782264
Bigger

>>66782442
Too much reading

>>66782442
Women will never understand the OG FSN.

>>66782442
>>66782589
Wow, is it "nerd shoved into a locker" hour already?

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE

>>66782892
UGLY

>>66782892
Please Shiori, use your brush next stream

>>66782919
TAKE THAT BACK

EUbros, I'm sorry about the Peppa Pig stream, she doesn't mean it.

>>66782919
Don't be rude

>>66782676
Shiori would never...

>>66782676
I will not bullt Shiori Nerdvella

>>66778111
It's impossible not to think of Shiori as cute, yet there are still sexfags. It's not about what you think about Shiori. It's about what you want and how you act. A karaoke or an ear licking ASMR stream, which would you rather have? This should be a good enough litmus test. Given the chance, sexfags would reduce everything in their life to cooming. They pay token attention to other content because they like the promise of sex and they never have anything to talk about except sex. 'Cutesex' is barely a thing. 9 times out of 10 it's just sexfags adopting a less toxic label. Just like when they filter out most of what they actually want to say when they reply to prompts or fish for attention on xitter, least they get ignored and come to whine about it /here/.
It's not like I practice semen retention or something. But there are thousands of ways for me to jerk off to sexy anime girls. There are very few places where I can get parasocial himouto experience. I don't want to dilute the latter for the sake of the former. It's also not like I find her sexually repulsive. But I'm sorry, no red blooded man would want his girlfriend or sister to have an onlyfans or to read other men's descriptions of how they stroke their cocks to her naked pics. Simple as. Cue in seething from ironic weeb faggots, who see vtubers as barely different from gacha girls and always have that "it's just an anime waifu here for my pleasure" bug buzzing at the back of their minds.

>>66783451
She's already built, for bullying and abuse

>>66783500
An ASMR stream, we've had karaoke streams. It doesn't need to be sexual, I just want Shiori to whisper in my ear that I've done well and everything will be alright.

>>66783451
>>66783500
Fuck Nerdvella

>>66783585
I specified ear licking for a reason.

>>66783500
What if she sings sex songs?

>>66783744
Reminder that Henmama has banned her from sharing titties with us after that one incident.

>>66783500
If you put it like that then there's no sexfags.

kneading shiori in the nose

>>66784036
Is that what you like to tell yourself? You must not be mentally ill enough to stalk novelites. It's incredible what kind of shit people post on their public accounts.

>>66784161
Just like Shiori said herself. There's many shameless people who will think pointing out they saw her panties is endearing or acceptable.

God decided it's torment old Mr. Anon hour. Great. Delightful.

>>66784161
nope i don't do it, i don't have a reason to do it.

Wait, some of you actually take the cute vs sex posting seriously?

>>66784161
well? what are the kind of shit you see from them?

>>66784327
You don't?

Hey guys, check out the temps of my laptop.

>>66784462
Lmao, no.

shiori

>>66784327
No. I am a millennial. I believe that being ironically detached makes you the coolest stranger on the subreddit.

I'm being stalked on twitter...

I want to be NTR'd by Shiori

Shiori is linked to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, right?

>>66784768
Yes, spiritually.

It fucks with my head that I'm already older than Biggie Smalls when he died

>>66784768
Of course

>>66784792
>>66784815
Baste

>>66784837

>>66784837
God is good

>>66781939
qrd?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115203606
Shiori and Gura collab when?

>>66785206
She got 10k during a donothon and then during her gfe lewd ASMR accepted a call from some dude and flirted with him for 20 minutes. The next day she tweeted "I don't understand the internet men"

>>66785206
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>66783500
But what if I want shiori to do a cute imouto asmr

>>66784837
I love it when I catch her doing that pose. It's that smile. That damned smile.

>>66785305
I vaguely remember that some time ago. So that girl was a phasefag.

https://twitter.com/SleepyYua/status/1746981194519167306

>>66785402
Afterwards she damage controlled and said "um actually Im a lesbian lets just be friends hehe" and continued to simp for Niji males.

Meh, at the bigger picture, Shiori is just being dragged by shitposters at something she's completely unrelated with. Better move on with our lives.

>>66785780
As if I'd pass on the opportunity to gossip about vtubers I'll never watch

Asking Sittervella if she has any games on her phone and finding gaysex

>>66785847
reading the archive for this image is always funny

>>66786039
Like what, grindr?

>>66786117
More like her old Dragon Quest 11 doujins

>>66785305
wtf its been a year since then? HOLY FUCK

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115154538

>>66786039
Throwing a tantrum because Sittervella won't let you watch cartoons and wants to watch the news instead.
Discovering you now have a crush on the anchor, Newsvella

>>66757308
Shiori in the loony bin with her friends: a bird that visits her because she gives it bread, a couple of service dogs (PADs), and her pet rock.
(She thinks she's a vtuber)(We are not real, but fictional fans she made up),

Just two bros hanging out in the nude

Shiocutie

So that's what happened.
I wondered why she just disappeared.
https://youtu.be/jnoNnL_maks?t=52

>>66759538
>>66759860
Looks like it's to remind /lit/ uh.

Male literature doesn't matter. No one actually reads it, only internet larpers.
>b-but it influenced X who influenced y wh
All irrelevant literally whos who influenced other irrelevant literally whos.

The book industry is kept alive by women, mostly horny, but women. Be grateful that your aunt bought the latest collection of brutal murders, it paid for itself AND for the printing of the magnum opus some suicidal alcoholic russian. No one will buy it though, and you will have to pray your aunt buy a second copy of brutal murders as a present.

>>66787087
Zeta...

>>66777212
Ane naru mono 3 and 11 are solved madonna whore complex.

>>66787462
I pray pochi gets better every day

>>66787694
I can't believe it has been almost 5 years since became a pngtuber and then vtuber. With how young the medium is, she's a veteran at this point.

Shiopost

Shiori Timedilationvella...

DRAW LOLI SHIORI AGAIN RISHA PLEASE

>>66785333
Shiori should play Trails in the Sky.

>>66788133
Only tits now

Shiori you fucking retard!

>>66787105
I try to not hate women but they're not making it easy

I thought unity zatsudan meant that it was a zatsu with Advent, but I see it's not

Shiori’s
>Shoiri Novella, at your service.
has been living rent-free in my head all day.

>>66788459
What'd she do?

>>66788578
dumbchama...

>>66788578
She's made a shrine scene in unity where 60-70 lucky Novelites have their Novelsonas shown off by her

hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate

Shiori just liked Suisei fan art.

>>66788922
What do you hate?

>>66788937
Mori's stream...

>>66788937
She did it over an hour ago.

>>66788963
everything and everyone

>>66788967

>>66788967
She liked that too

>>66789005
Why?

>>66789000
Yes and?

>>66789051
Could Mori be the answer to curing her hatred of mecha?

Shiori Rodentvella

>>66789166
man the day keeps getting cursed

>>66789166

>>66789132
Shiori should play Sakura Taisen

>>66788937
>>66789051
Congrats on discovering how Twitter home tab works

Shiori should play vampire the masquerade bloodlines

>>66789228
I'm a smart boy!

I DIDN'T REALIZE SHE PUT UP A MEMBER POST

>>66789313
She should post herself up on my member

>>66789373
I wrote this

SHIGGERS ARE ACTUALLY HIDING EVEN MEMBERS POSTS NOW WTF

>>66789313
>>66789493
Idiots >>66788102

>>66789554
wow clearly that meant A MEMBERS POST

>>66789493
>>66789590
Retard

Okay, but unironically, my day is better now.

>>66789645
Retard

>>66789493
Shigga, if you are a member you ought to know that it was posted without this shithole spoonfeeding you.

>>66789684
I don't have youtube open at all times when I'm on my PC

>>66789675
Okay... I won't be happy.

>>66789724
That wouldn't be a problem if you streamed Whisper Whisper Whisper.

>>66789872
What's up FATTY

>>66789872
Okay you got me there

Is trails in the sky the 3rd / zero / azure worth playing?

Good job guys, this won't be a 24 hour thread.

>>66790016
Yes. more that shitsteel

>>66789925
Not as fat as your DEAD MOMMA

>>66790104
FATTY FATVELLA
FAT FAT FAT

Shiori is just bulking for the winter

>>66790141
You made me cry now.

>>66790182
What happens if when the winter is over, she's even more fat?

Shiori is your middle school classmate and you bully her and call her fat
She's not fat and rather thin but this makes her develop a complex and she has to struggle with eating disorders for the rest of her life

>>66790294
I think this happened for real...

Your honor, members of the juryvella, I didn't call her fat, I called her phat.

Juryvella love

She's flat, not fat.

i want to die and be dead

>>66790638

I thought Shiori was making a funny joke about April 1st being the next chaotic day of the year after Feb 29th, but no, she was just stupid.

>>66791184
You okay, buddy?

>>66791436
Catching up on the Moomin vod, she's talking about Bae's birthday.

Shiori eats sweets like chocolate cake and ice cream to hit her daily calorie intake like the FATTY she is

Shut the fuck up novelites

>>66791601
We've reached bump limit, I will now proceed to be quiet for the next hour unless Shiori does something cute

Shiori is an appropriate weight.

>>66791752
Shiori is cute at all times for the simple fact of existing

I miss McDonalds fries
And choco shell cereal
And buying a pack of wafer cookies and stuffing my face with them every 20 minutes thorough the day anytime I go to the kitchen
And coffee
And peanut M&Ms
And gummies and sour gummies
And milk chocolate with oreo filling
And crepes with nutella
And greasy grilled cheese with a side of diced yellow tomatoes

>>66791976
>And coffee
You lost me.

>>66792157
Fuck you teautist

>>66792157
>>66792173
I drink both. Caffeine is good for my autistic ass, tea because I like a warm drink after a meal

>>66792173
Whoa there. Go drink a cup to calm down.

>>66791601
shut me up with your cock coward

>>66792173
Don't be rude to Shiori

>>66792290
>Shiori
>Tea autist
She uses teabags and heats her water up in the microwave.
t.autist

>>66792337
>heats her water up in the microwave
the fuck now

>>66792506
yes you can do this you fucking cunt

>>66792547
alright shiorin chill...

shiorin making me coffee in the morning even though she doesn't like it she wants to make me happy and support me in having an easy wake up

>>66792871
Hot

Teaching Shiori about coffee syrups then slowly developing her taste for vanilla or caramel lattes.

Disgusting, abhorrent, awful.

What is the best way to make tea? Where do I purchase good tea? I've only had the shitty dollar store ones.

>>66792871
Shiori's puffy pussy

>>66789132
The only way to cure it is to make her watch SEED
Or maybe Wing

>>66793113
Shiori going through Emergence but instead of becoming a slut she just becomes a basic bitch that drinks 1200kcal sugary Starbucks lattes

>>66793215
but enough about me

>>66793255
I get my leaves from a specialized store, have a nice cast iron pot and fancy up and saucer. I'd say choosing a tea that you might like best and seeing if you can find some leaves for it might be a good start. Also make sure you have a kettle.

>>66793404
She's going to ship cagalli and kira then get really mad when she gets with athrun and rage quit the rest of the series.

>>66793404
>>66793624
Didn't she mention she already hates Lacus?

>>66793696
she'll hate it even more when she gets with kira instead, it will ruin her whole ship idea and she'll ragequit every gundam from then on.

>>66791497
Forcing shiori to meet her caloric intake with chicken brest protein shakes and canned tuna

>>66791497
God she's perfect

Shiori should watch LoGH

>>66791497
>>66793899
She'll never make a ring fit stream because she hates that clipper will clip her moans...

>>66794073
She already said she would do it when she gets her 3D

Good evening. I took a nap, but I still miss Shiorin

Goodnight.

>>66794367
Sleep well

>>66794367
Night

>>66782228
This is the artist that dresses up in stuff her supporters buy her on throne, nice.

>>66790104
Ame and Shiori have no chemistry, do not post art of them together again.

Fuck you guys

>>66796003
>>66796003

>>66796100
wtf rude