/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>fulgur: my dad beat up your dad
>alban: jokes on you I don’t have a dad
oh...

Free the big homie Selen

the boys talking about their power levels.. once again all comes back to the purples

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS!!!!!

I LOVE ALL OF YOU CUTE ANONS WITH PARENTAL TRAUMA, YOU ALL DESERVED BETTER CHUUUU

BLOODY FUCKING HELL I WANT TO MEET FINANA TOO

Sonny's connectivity problems... Aussie debuff

criteria for my ideal femanon gf
>less than 160lbs/72kg
>race doesn't matter
>doesn't do drugs
>likes her own body and doesn't want to drastically change herself
>pls don't be racist or classist, empathy is important
>enjoys video games beyond FFXIV/Genshin/Valorant/LoL, doesn't matter what genre she's into
>watches anime, and not just used to but still does
>being into BL or sports anime is fine I enjoy hearing about them
>likes looking at cute cosplayers, male or female, and doesn't get annoyingly jealous. a healthy amount of jealousy is ok
>okay with lolis/shotas, or preferably enjoys them a lot
>not overly weird with the ddlg fetishism, that stuff scares me. other fetishes are ok
>doesn't have to dress conventionally cute, but willing to do so for special occasions at least
>enjoys cooking, doesn't mean you have to be a housewife but i don't wanna be the only cook
>enjoys trying new things with me, I wanna visit japan and go to a maid cafe together

what I will offer you
>I'm a NEET
>I get $800 a month in autismbux
>I weigh 230lbs
>I don't have a drivers license
>I spend all day in this thread

please submit your /nijien/ gf applications by replying to this post thank you ladies mwah mwah

>>66737105
Ah... that explains a lot

Q. Powerwise who is the strongest?
Fulgur: here we fucking go again (LMAO)
Ike: *leaves*
Uki: wouldn’t it be vox?
Fulgur: he can’t regenerate out of my stomach
Vox: if I do that it’ll be like antman bursting out of thanos’ ass
Luca: *goes on a reincarnation tangent*
Uki: purple war
Vox: they’re wrong
Alban: I’m the strongest
Fulgur: my dad beat up your dad
Alban: jokes on you I don’t have a dad
Shu: I’ll have you know I survived a magical flaming poop
Uki: the answer is we don’t have an answer

PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE FEMALE AND LOOK LIKE THIS

>>66737192
What about pomudachi(male)? Can I apply?

>>66737195
>I survived a magical flaming poop
WW2...

>>66737223
eww

>>66737195
>Fulgur: he can’t regenerate out of my stomach
I didn't know wife was into vore

>>66736680
Nah, it was some basic study about the area of impact of heavy metal contamination from a certain type of industries as the origin of the contamination.

I used moss, lichen and soil samples from 4 industry sites and 1 control site, each site with 5 sample stations X distant from each other from the origin of the supposed contamination center, then dissolve all the samples in acid and quantify the amount of metal per mg/kg of sample with a machine.

The rest was just use simple statics formulas and do a map of the distance/concentration regression of the results, all that shit to confirm that the industries had contaminated the zones where they operate, so now I'm reporting them to the authorities.

Couldn't care less about climate change

>>66737192
pretty sure i meet all the criteria, however i am male

NijiEN for this feel?

>>66737249
My fellow pomies are so mean...

>>66737223
sure we can be friends!
gonna be lonely without pomu until she comes back

>>66736955
https://twitter.com/rukanazumi/status/1741651926855606310

>>66737192
Now, now, Pomie, leave some girls for your homies, jeez.
>>66737202
Those are the perfect thighs DAYUM.
>>66737195
Uki's so real for that

>>66737192
if youre a fat nigga you deserve a fat gf

>>66737262
worse. he's into carnibal

>>66737283
The game is brown dust 2 before anyone asks.

>>66737321
god i want a girl like this to absolutely wreck me

>>66737192
This is literally me and I would invest that $800 into supplies and assets to make my BL rape stories come true and sell merch of said stories

I love Rosemi and Pomu with all of my heart!

>>66737054
>>>>>>>>>>>> not even the soundpost
CRINGE

luca rabu!
i hope anons who went had fun T__T

Yuyu Q. WIlson rabu rabu!!!

>>66737195
Is Sonny not able to answer questions now??

>how long you guys stick around
emotional damage..

>>66737345
I want a fat gf just not one that is gonna have mobility problems when she gets older. I assumed that cutoff was perfectly ok but maybe I'm out of touch. What is an acceptable healthy weight for a chubby girl?

>>66737366
okay does that mean we're dating now I'll give you all my money if you agree to hold my hand

>>66737192
>less than 160lbs/72kg
You are asking already too much for who you are
>I'm a NEET
>I get $800 a month in autismbux
>I weigh 230lbs
>I don't have a drivers license
>I spend all day in this thread

>>66737192
This but I have a stable job with a good salary, I do have a drivers license, and will only passively check this thread after the 20th

>>66737195
>Alban: jokes on you I don’t have a dad
alban...

>>66737366
>I would invest that $800 into supplies and assets to make my BL rape stories come true
Based fujostacey anon

>>66737195
I love the NijiEN boys

>>66737310
Honestly I would love to have a pomie friend. Too bad all of you guys live in America.

I love da Wose!

>>66737366
You got a kindred pomie, congrats!

>>66737422
where else will you be then

>>66737192
>>what I will offer you
>>I'm a NEET
>>I get $800 a month in autismbux
>>I weigh 230lbs
>>I don't have a drivers license
>>I spend all day in this thread
your standard is way too high pomie, not even a bipolar landwhale would date you

Q. What is one thing that you have noticed about yourself that surprised you?
Ike: talking to myself
Luca: still streaming
Vox: grown a lot but still so much growing as well
Shu: how long you guys stick around
Alban: made me more ambitious
Fulgur: 2.5 raccoons
Uki: I am a lot more patient than I thought I was; I’m not so bad
Sonny: so lazy people would find me likeable enough; I love you all

>>66737461
me when i actually trick someone into having me fondle their boobs

>>66737457
Move to America and work as a live in maid to one of the pomies, problem solved.

>>66737192
I am perfect for you except I am racist and I do not want to live with you in your mom’s basement

SEX MED MILLIE I EN AVLOPPSBRUNN

2024 will be known as Maririn's slutification arc.

>>66737485
Just here and Lazu, passively checking for Pomu's return

>>66737413
I would need to get to know you first. That money sounds appealing but if I'm going to be with someone I would need to connect with them first

Sonny said we’re cute funny and scary…

>>66737504
i remember when a pomie tried doing that and the briskadet went missing from the thread after accepting

NÄR SOLEN LYSER KLART PÅ HIMMLEN BLÅ, FALLERA!
VI PÅ VANDRING ÖVER BERG, OCH BACKAR GÅ,FALLERA!
UNDERSÅNG MED LÄTTASTEG, VI DRAGA FRAM, FALLERA!
JA, VIVANDRA UNDER GLÄTTIGT SKÄMT OCH GLAM, FALLERA!

>>66737498
Yeah that's right faggot you're lazy as fuck but it's probably your ADHD

>>66737498
>Luca: still streaming
>Shu: how long you guys stick around

>>66737492
He could get one of those BPD-chans with a "I can fix him" complex.
It's possible.

>>66737521
YESSSSSSSS

Luca saying 3D on his 2024 goal, either its a hint or maybe EN never getting 3D is a reality at this point, unless the 3D studio really is that clogged.

>>66737192
Holy shit are you me

where are the normal pomies who's not fat, jobless and autistic

jwu selen terminated yet?

Anyone just want to be friends I'm probably too ancient to find love with a Niji fan anyway...

>>66737556
what are you into? let's connect babygirl.

>>66737504
But they could use me for sexual slavery... I might move to America in the future when I get more experience in my job. I got an offer to work in Phoenix but moving to another country is kinda scary right now.

>>66737562
Yeah, he better be scared

>>66737602
At AI

sonny said briskadets are cute and funny

what panel is happening right now in AI? arent them going to sing today?

>>66737562
how am I scary im just smol bean...

>>66737620
I don't want to make friends with anyone except Ike or find love with anyone except Ike so it has been unironically over for me since the start

>>66737498
>2.5 raccoons
what did he mean by this

>>66737535
godspeed then pomie, may she come back to you happy in some form

>>66737498
>noticed about YOURSELF that surprised you
fulgur can fit 2.5 raccoons up his ass?

>>66737593
It’s a hint

>>66737602
Did you forget about the Brazilian ones?
>>66737623
>But they could use me for sexual slavery
Now now, don't flatter yourself.

>>66737593
Well Idios isn't planning their 3D yet

>>66737153

>>66737521
OK, but no big boobs!

>>66737512
I don't live in my mom's basement I live in my childhood bedroom. However the racism is a dealbreaker sorry.

>>66737655
Proof of Briskadets being cute & funny?

>>66737602
Whenever someone asks more of me than my ~1k/month in autism bucks I can't shake the suspicion that they ultimately just want to use me even though it's perfectly reasonable to not want to live with or even interact with an autistic fat failure with no careeer prospects

>>66737498
>Q. What is one thing that you have noticed about yourself that surprised you?
>Luca: still streaming
lucubs.........

>>66737671
luxnoc group meeting and hopconcert after this

Can you describe your fans in 3 words?
Sonny: cute, funny, scary
Uki: soft little bitches
Fulgur: sweet, little bit spicy
Alban: there’s no rizz/no paycheck
Shu: diverse, progressive, fun
Vox: forgiving, sexy, daring
Luca: my little pog
Ike: cute, fluffy, gullible

cocksleeve material

>>66737685
Maybe he ate 2.5 raccoons?

where's that one sister that posted her blue/purple split colored hair. she was cute.

>>66737678
True, you could never compete with Vox.

>>66737701
They better not or I will anti Ponto.

>>66737492
What would you consider acceptable standards for someone in that position? Do NEETs just not deserve love...?

>>66737712
Did you say "okay but go big boobs"? Well if you say so maria

>>66737685
>>66737694

>>66737701
Yeah, because Voltaction 3D concerts and programs come first

>>66737192
The thread is going to miss us so much once we leave

>>66737357
Thanks G!
>>66737564
Still in my basement. She has yet to accept my love.
>>66737620
Friends with benefits? (no homo but still kinda homo) chu

>>66737694
according to elira so can you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDsoaIhn2E

Wosemi, come home

>the entire branch is burning down
>Enna: "tee hee I'm having so much fun right now!"

What a fucking CUNT!

>>66737604
not yet

>>66737801
Most intelligent poster itt

>>66737765
>cute, fluffy, gullible

>>66737765
I lIke quilldren now..

>>66737498
Why are almost all of these really sweet and fond, and then there's Ike.

EN horse girls when

2024 will be known as Aster's slutification arc.

>>66737192
This but I have a drivers license I only use to get groceries and go to therapy and I already given up on life

>>66737775
did she actually post it? it's a cute color combo

>>66737623
you just don't want to move because you are in denial about being in love with your gay friend

>W
Mark of the Tourist.

>>66737875

If Pomu's graduating, does that mean we have to retire 2232 posting?

>>66737697
>Now now, don't flatter yourself.
wtf...

>>66737906
I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM! And how do you know it's me?

>>66737602
>Have a job
>About to graduate from college
>Already working on my area
>Overweight
>Partially autistic

>>66737899
my mom drives me to therapy once a month and we usually go out for burgers after it's kind of a fun tradition hehe

>>66737875
he's not wrong though
>>66737906
Which pomie is the top and which is the bottom though? Or do they switch?

>>66737765
>Ike: cute, fluffy, gullible
This is true, I still believe his lies about doing ASMR and streaming danganronpa soon every fucking time

https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1746713652621619563
Pomu daki crowdsurfing at AILA

>>66737879
J-Jesas..

>talking to myself
>fix sleep schedule
>state penitentiary
explain this quilldrens

>>66737593
they had 3d models finished since 2022-2023
it just got cancelled last minutes

>>66737899
I was going to finally try for a license after a decade then I had the thought "What if I wreck dad's car while practicing" and stopped thinking about it

>>66737980
STOPPPPPPPPP MY FOMOOOOOOO

>>66737602
>pomies
>not autistic
I do have a well paying stay at home IT job

>>66737999
>>66737934

>>66737765
why does it sound like fuuchan is describing some kind of dish

>>66738008
I wonder how many they outsourced to that garbage Taiwanese company

Aggie!

https://aggie.io/6tk16whttp
https://aggie.io/6tk16whttp
https://aggie.io/6tk16whttp

>>66737999
I guess it's kind of hard to have a good sleep schedule in solitary confinement. Who'd thought?

>>66738061
can that briskadet make it pomu related, thanks

>>66737765
Sonny confirming that briskadets are cute and funny

>>66737602
I fucking love autism but I can't handle fat or jobless

>>66738012
Just buy a car like Rosemi-sama's and you'll be fine

>>66738061
Is that a fucking pommie briskadet hybrid?

>>66737803
pomie I am sorry but you need to lose weight, get a driver's license and a job first
a girl in your situation can still find a guy to take her and you're asking more than that already

>>66737898
what do you mean he was already doing the meet and frots at the gaylord con

>>66738008
Getting that many done in such a short period of time does not inspire much confidence.

>>66737765
>diverse
>progressive
Shu's response sounds like a fucking corporate ad in 2020+ kek, all he's missing is saying "inclusive". Not a shitpost, just found it funny.

>>66737765
what the fuck is alban's answer?

>>66738045
he's into cannibalism. eating comfydants isn't a joke anymore

should womb tattoos be always red or pink?

>>66738172
albanians don't get paid

>>66737765
>cute, funny

>>66738205
Either or is good so long as they glow with an evil energy

>>66738166
I thought he meant neurodiverse

>>66738172
I think it's an in-joke

>>66738205
it has to be pink and glowing

>>66738205
overrated and boring.

>>66738205

>>66738008
oh boy cheap taiwan sweatshop models, amazing!

>>66738205
Depends on the skin tone desu

>>66737980
Kek I wonder how Pomu feel about her halfnaked Daki being passed around like this

>>66738149
But I'm living a comfortable life.
It's frustrating to think I'd have to radically change my life to get a gf when there's nothing I want to change except maybe my weight. I can afford all the anime figures I want, I have no expenses, I'll never be homeless...I think I'm pretty happy.

>I didn't realize I was so....lazy
>I'm just kinda surprised... It's not really about me-but more that people would find me likeable enough to see me past my faults.. Stick with me.
>So loyal and patient and I love you all thank you
SONNY UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

I have never met an autistic person irl
are they really bad

>>66738306
Damn bro I thought Niji was supposed to have the better 3D but I guess they're cutting corners on that too?

>>66738320
probably annoyed that she can't join in

>>66738320
She probably thinks it's funny

>>66738320
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1746715076562747866

>>66738344
Depends on the severity

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>66737765
>>66737865
>>66737979
It's because no matter how many breaks from streaming he takes, his fans will always eat up whatever lukewarm excuse he gives for his absence.

>>66737413
Hey maybe you both can work out together. Would be a cute date.

>>66738344
they're just hard to avoid in certain hobbies

>>66738339
It makes sense he was surprised by his laziness since he’s said he had a lot of plans before joining that he never got around to kek

>>66737999
cutest little guy

>>66737952
you're closeted and madly in love with him
you are just insecure and unsure about his real feeling because he is a fuck boy who hits on every guy
>>66737975
his friend isn't a pomie but I think he's a bottom

>>66738321
Yet you have nothing to offer someone else. If you want a gf you need to work a bit on yourself which is not comfy
>>66738344
Depends a lot on the level of autism

>>66738347
Elira's was done inhouse which is why it was so good. Feesh and Pomu's models were farmed out to Taiwan

>>66738052
apparently until noctyx

>>66738456
elira 3D is meh

>>66738456
>Do the easy model in-house
>Farm out the harder models to cheap outsourcing company that is bound to fuck things up
What could possibly go wrong!

>>66737803
You can literally solve all of those except being autistic, which you can treat. I get being a lazy fuck, im one myself, but if you're looking for a partner, you may want to put some effort and get a basic job, a driver's license, and lose some weight. You don't need to be slim like a fucking kpop idol to get girls, I literally had a gf while I was a fat fuck, but there are limits mate, cheers!
>>66738242
You got a point lol.

If Pomu's clipping is an issue that prevented her model from being released until she graduated, I wonder about some other models.
The rest of the branch should be fine since they're all generic school girls and dudes, but Reimu's model will probably clip more than Pomu's, and Enna's will be a mess too.

>>66738447
AH I see, that's kind of cute that the foreigner insecure anon is in love with the boyslut fuckboy american anon. Love the troupe. I really wish he'd go for it and that the fuckboy friend would realise that the one he was looking for was there all along ;_;

>>66738032
are you fat and balding?

>>66738447
>Anons know everything about my life
WTF, I don't remember sharing this much here

>>66738344
Look in the mirror

>>66738456
>inhouse
The modeler is a freelancer.

>>66738178
well it's mutual

Cursed

>>66738567
Omg, is your fuckboy friend hot? Are you shorter than him or taller than him? I need to know

>>66738448
>Yet you have nothing to offer someone else. If you want a gf you need to work a bit on yourself which is not comfy
I don't understand this mindset because all my criteria for a partner are basically just having a good personality, not being a piece of shit, and having interests. What more can you offer someone than your personality? I don't think it's good to view relationships as some transactional thing where you need to give them a reason to date you. I get if someone isn't attracted to me for being too fat or autistic, but I don't see how having a job makes someone more attractive.

>>66738448
HOW THE FUCK DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEX
HOW HAVE LIKE 99% OF HUMANS HAD A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND WHEN IT'S SO RIDICULOUSLY HARD, DO THEY JUST ALL FALL INTO PUDDLES OF PUSSY OR SOMETHING?

i bought a 2tb m.2 ssd but didn't even bother checking if my motherboard had one and now i'm just sad

>>66738636
>"L-Look guys, Pomu's 3D is fine!"

>>66738636
I unsheathed my katana sliced Pomu with my spacetime cutting iaido technique

>>66738652
If you don't take care of yourself that means you are offering a future in which your partner will have to take care of your invalid and sick ass.
All relationship involves some giving and taking, if you think you are not giving anything it's because you are taking something instead

https://twitter.com/KunaiNakasato/status/1744028063959052509

So, is she dead? What happened?

>>66738682
How old is your motherboard if it doesn’t have a m.2 slot?

>3D tier list
vshojo >>>>>> holo >>>>> MMD >>>> niji

>>66738788
idk this is nenmen

>>66738344
It depends in a lot of factors, some people are more self-aware and understand how to camouflage themselves as normal. Some others are incapable of understanding social norms and may even be creepy. Everyone has different levels of severity, different personalities to go with it, and different amounts of psychological training, as well as parents that may or may not make it worse or neglect the condition.
>>66738427
Any hobbie that you can do alone or gets benefitted from obsessions works. Weeb and nerd shit, mostly.
>>66738522
I think it's good, Idk what else could I expect from it...

>>66738788
Vivi said she is still recovering

>>66738814
lol is this the new shitposting angle?

>>66738754
I do try to take care of myself though. I've been making small improvements in my life like exercising, it's just I don't wanna see myself as defective or needing to fundamentally change just to attract other people. That seems like a miserable life if you can't appreciate yourself.

>>66738791
like 6 years???

>>66738876
Stop fucking replying you braindead retard.

>>66738166
https://twitter.com/lovecat10615/status/1746718837180178704
>sonny: i feel like i’m in a board meeting
Kek

>>66738344
A small percentage of spergs are fucking great, and a lot of full retard autists are cute and nice to be around sometimes almost like people with down syndrome, other than that it's pretty bad.

>>66738788
she
gone

>>66738671
They are just not autistic lol

da wose

>>66737192
>get $800 a month in autismbux
you can't even live off that

Just filter "3D" for now. There isn't a good post with it mentioned.

>>66738344
You probably have you're just too autistic to notice it

>>66738642
He's white twink, 154cm and pretty skinny. I am 193cm and kinda chubby guy.
I am not super into guys but I think he's decently hot, but he's still too masculine for me, so I have a hard time feeling attracted.

>>66737277
PLEASE, I'LL TAKE YOU

>>66738878
I didn't know you were already improving yourself little by little, that's good. Just keep at it while looking for someone then.

FROGBERT LOVE!
https://twitter.com/404Kisaragi/status/1746719526316904674

>>66738955
eh, I'm doing alright I live in cali in a nice house w/ my parents and will get a nice inheritance when they die.

>>66738814
Vshojo and MMD is the same

https://twitter.com/hanniee_I004/status/1746718163553910890
pomudachick is cute wtf

>>66739005
Is this the landlord pomudachi kek

>>66738894
Even then M.2 was on a lot of boards. You probably bought a cheap one. Time to upgrade anon

>>66739027
That's also a briskadet..

>>66738671
99% of human history did not have the internet fucking up our minds and relationships. And arranged marriages were much more common up until the most recent decades.

>>66738988
Interesting, I see potential. Is he into chubby guys or are you trying to lose weight?
Nothing wrong with starting with a bromance only, you can go from there

>faggots using this thread as makeshift Grindr
Fuck off

>>66739049
no I'm not a landlord, they're scum.

https://twitter.com/ChairmanWao/status/1746343247155253270

>>66738960
If only Anycolor actually, you know, cared...

just go outside and talk to people and if you do it good enough and often enough someone will be dumb enough to fuck you and it won't even be any better than just jerking off and now your friendship is all awkward and weird and you just wanna ctrl+z the whole thing and go back to being a hikkineet at least until the next time you go out drinking with the group and get fucked up enough to make the bad thoughts go away for a little while just keep doing that until you die

>>66739086
Holy based

>>66738671
I've had a gf for almost three years and she still hasn't fucked me

>>66739005
Shameless behavior good for you, sucks when it's you that have to support your parents

so surprised that a lot of anons want partners
i just want inner peace

>>66739106
t. loser

>>66738671
Who cares? The only pussy I want is Rosemi-sama's cunny

>>66738671
Nta but its not that hard, it looks hard if you stay indoors all day and read what a bunch anarchoincels in 4chan say. Mate, I literally had a gf while being fat, not taking care of my skin or hair, and being dumb at social interaction. All you have to do is meet people and be nice to them without being a focking weirdo.
>>66738652
Nobody can fall in love with someone who seems to not care for their own body and future. The only reason your standards are low is because you're desperate, so you'll only get a partner who's desperate, in a place where desperate people hang out. Extreme menheras.

>>66739076
This. We need more room to shitpost about numbers and 3D and how nijisanji is dead (this time)(for real)

>>66739075
He said he started getting into chubby guys because of me... I am trying to lose weight and get some muscle though.

relationships are dogshit learn to enjoy your own company before you get into relations

>>66738988
he's the same height as pomu... imagine the cosplay

>>66739159
this guy is a pedophile, beware

>>66739049
The one that had landlord parents and was defending them? Kek I remember that
>>66739106
I have high standards though
>>66739183
Sounds like the plot to a BL...

The question is, will Pomudykes and Pomudachicks follow Pomu to Vshojo?

>>66739142
I just want to fuck a girl's big tits, I'm fine staying alone

>>66739142
Ive personally accepted the fact that im probably going to die a virgin without having dated anyone but it'd still be nice to feel the love of another person

>>66739194
I love myself though

>>66739159
>Extreme menheras
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66739234
Sticking to /Lazu+/

H-hey fellow kadets itt l- let's do this too...or not.

>>66737054
Hey, that's my webm!

>>66739265
me too!!!!!!

Always love when schizo gets btfo from his shitting tactic because anons no longer humor him
Some of you guys are great

>>66739194
>hate myself
>hate everyone else
>still want a relationship
I gave up on happiness years ago

>>66739159
>Nobody can fall in love with someone who seems to not care for their own body and future.
That is true, which is why I wouldn't want to date someone who is morbidly obese, I don't wanna be their caretaker. I would expect the same of myself so you're right there.

>The only reason your standards are low is because you're desperate, so you'll only get a partner who's desperate, in a place where desperate people hang out. Extreme menheras.
That's making a lot of assumptions about someone marippet. My standards are low because I'm open-minded, not desperation. I don't see the point in coming up with unreasonable standards for someone I haven't even met yet. If someone is too ugly or boring for me I'm not gonna put that in my criteria because it's entirely subjective. Can't know until you get closer to them.

>>66738921
what are they like... are they like sheldon cooper? I imagine that'd be annoying sometimes

>>66739142
a partner would be nice but i'm ok with being single. but i'm lucky i have friends and a good relationship with my family

>>66739208
Maria's a pedo?

>>66739234
It'll just be another pinned tab next to this one and Lazulight general

>>66738894
I have a z170 motherboard from 8 years ago that has an m.2 slot. Yours might have just been a cheap one.

>>66739279
They scare me for some reason

>>66739279
Dibs on the one in the front who’s showing her knees

>>66739311
i'd rather kiss you than leply
*makes out with you furiously*

>>66739279
Why does this give me Midsommar vibes KEK

>>66739142
I don't want a partner, I just want a companion who doesn't mind if we don't speak everyday. Not to say we won't at least exchange greetings, but sometimes social interactions are hard. We can share household duties, I know how to cook, do laundry, etc and I expect them to know as well. I expect them to have a job or be able to somewhat support themselves. I don't mind cuddling if they want, but I'd rather not have sex. We would probably sleep separately because apparently I can be a loud snorer.

>>66739142
I live alone and want to stay this way for the rest of my life

>>66737963
Same, but we'd go to the local ice cream stand during the summer months

>>66738012
I try not to think about it

>>66738321
>>66738652
NTA but I think you have a good mentality for relationships. So many people nowadays have this unrealistic view that people in relationships are meant to be like cinderella and prince charming where we are these awesome people living in these noble castles and destined for greatness and yada yada yada. Yet we never consider the human aspect of it all. We're not amazing. 9 times out of 10 we're just ordinary people trying to get by. Most relationships are going to have problems. Nothing in life is perfect, yet we cope with it by trying so hard to project a better picture of ourselves than what we can maintain. Sometimes trying to improve yourself is a good thing, but at the end of the day we're all still ordinary, boring people. Why should we change what we are happy with to put on this miserable face only to end up with someone who is doing the exact same? What's the point of pursuing a fake life if it only makes you depressed? Why do we expect others to do the same? Be cringe. Be free.

>>66739311
What? There was a schizo? I was too busy /soc/ posting

>>66739361
Okay!
*shits on your mouth*

>>66739318
>are they like sheldon cooper?
Unironically yes

>>66739005
I knew that you're that cali pomie who likes to shit on male livers. You made the greentext about luca and shu.

>>66739343
i wouldn't be able to meet briskadets in public even though i'm a girl.... something about them makes me feel like they'd make fun of me once i leave...

>>66739142
I agree. Inner peace is best.

>>66739276
>>66739326
I mean like her female fans in general and not just /here/

>>66739307
i love you too babygirl

>>66739388
my guy you just described a roommate, and with housing costs being as fucked as they are and only getting worse there's an unending supply of people looking to split an 2bed apartment or house in every city

>>66739449
i dont love anyone!!!!!!

>>66739318
Depends on the person, I knew a guy, mid thirties, that literally meowed mid conversation. Like, out of no where he'd meow in a high pitch "nya~" kind of way, and then proceed like nothing happened.

>>66739398
this ryuguard gets it, people online are way too judgemental and quick to shit on others, when in reality everyone has flaws and relationships are about working together to overcome them as a team.
if you were a girl I'd marry you

Man I thought I was bad till I read the thread... I have a job, a car, run a minimum of 5 miles a day, hit the gym thrice, go to mass and play games. I am investing in skills for a future business...

>pomudachis using this thread as their diaries
I thought you guys hate socposting....

>>66739407
really?

I am never going to be able a gf I think... My social anxiety is so bad that my voice doesn't even come off sometimes. I am always forcing myself to interact with people but it is always a struggle.

>>66739497
Ike...

>>66739497
Based

>>66739504
And then you woke up

>>66739388
You just want a flatmate

>>66739289
kys rebecca

>>66738741
Judgement Nut...
>>66738902
KEK, they know what I'm saying!!!
>>66738953
Based.
>>66739106
It was great until alcohol kicked in, I can fix you bud, my bedsheets are ready. I won't have sex with you, I'll make you love, and you'll see the difference.

>>66739504
What the fuck are you doing here if you're an unironic normalfag?

>>66737899
i cant afford therapy or a car

>>66739430
I've never shat on any male livers except Kyo.

>>66739497
alvin...

>>66739106
man i love liquor so much its unreal

>>66739435
Shit, yeah. They look like that type of girl that laughs with her friends while looking at you because they want you to know they are shit talking and making fun of you

>>66739488
ow

>>66739547

>>66739539
same pomie, I think I'm not ugly but I don't think I'll ever have a gf because I'm just way too fucking shy.

>>66739289
This model is so fucking ugly, I was never even a fan of Mysta's model but this is still such a massive downgrade

>>66739435
The briskadets I've met irl are pretty intimidating. They have this aura... I felt like an ugly cockroach with them but when they start talking it's fun! They're all nice and outgoing... talkative even.

>>66739388
Just move near the city and you’ll find an abundance of people in their 20’s looking for roommates. Sometimes those people become friends for life.

>>66739557
Nah.

What the fuck is going on here today?

>>66739475
>>66739559
Every roommate I've had has been shit...

>>66739581
but you didn't deny about making the greentexts

>>66739657
man im jealous of you... there's like no vtuber fans much less niji fans where i live....

>>66739657
Huh, kind of weird considering how Sonny is... himself

>>66739497
Ike...

>>66739523
*unshits in your mouth*

I took a cute girl I work with on three dates that I thought went really well and then I realized a week after the third she had no fucking clue they were dates and I just gave up, women arent worht the fucking trouble.

>>66739569
shit, if that bud won't take your offer i will

AILA2024 Niji Block Party

pomu: m&g, hop concert, sunday sunshine
elira: m&g, hop concert, sunday sunshine
finana: m&g, hop concert sunday sunshine

petra: m&g, hop concert, saturday night vibes
rosemi: m&g, hop concert, saturday night vibes

reimu: m&g, hop concert, niji medley
enna: m&g, hop concert, niji medley
millie: m&g, hop concert, niji medley

luca: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, sunday sunshine
vox: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, sunday sunshine
ike: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, sunday sunshine
shu: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, sunday sunshine

sonny: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, saturday night vibes
alban: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, saturday night vibes
fulgur: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, saturday night vibes
uki: m&g, hop concert, future nostalgia, saturday night vibes

kyo: m&g, hop concert, sunday sunshine
maria: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert
scarle: m&g, hop concert, sunday sunshine
aia: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert
aster: m&g, hop concert, sunday sunshine
ren: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert

kotoka: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert
meloco: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert
doppio: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert
hex: m&g, hop concert, sunday sunshine
ver: m&g, hop concert, niji medley concert

wilson: m&g, hop concert, saturday night vibes
vanta: m&g, hop concert, saturday night vibes
vezalius: m&g, hop concert, saturday night vibes

xsoleil m&g january 13 12:00pm PST
ethyria m&g january 13 12:00pm PST
niji medley concert january 13 1:00pm PST
noctyx m&g january 13 2:30pm PST
obsydia m&g january 13 2:45pm PST
saturday night vibes january 13 5:15pm PST

krisis m&g january 14 11:30pm PST
iluna m&g january 14 11:30pm PST
sunday sunshine january 14 1:00pm PST
luxiem m&g january 14 2:15pm PST
lazulight m&g january 14 2:45pm PST
future nostalgia january 14 5:00pm PST
hop concert january 14 6:15pm PST

>>66739581
Tbdesu Kyo is not that bad of a guy and he's really overhated here, he deserves to get shit on for a lot of the dumb shit he says sometimes though

>>66739698
If the common denominator is you... maybe you were shit?

>>66739710
there's a lot of cali pomies, not all of us do stuff like that

>>66739539
you'll have to work on it
or else the girls will think you don't like them and you won't ever get a chance

>>66739648
I got used to it pretty fast.

>>66739194
Myanon wape.
>>66739208
How'd you know...
>>66739250
Not on my shift, weewa. Come here!
>>66739311 This >>66739399

>>66739772
Exquisite thighs

>>66739657
I wonder if I’m the only autistic hikki briskadet

>>66739612
its like a magic anti-autism pill i take a drink or two and i am suddenly a normal person with full social awareness and executive function. im a lightweight too so it doesnt even cost that much to become normal. its astronomically cheaper and more available than actual medication

>>66739687
idk but its nice
there havent been many streams and anime impulse fomo has probably left many anons itching for social interaction i guess? but compared to the usual shitty threads we've been having recently this is a lot nicer

>>66739539
>>66739640
it sounds like a shitpost but if you're a genuinely nice guy, you'll find some girls won't care. you'd be surprised at the amount of socially awkward guys who simultaneously have shitty personalities out there

>>66739738
You dumb bitch, why didn't you tell her? She can't read your mind. You guys say you want an autistic gf than complain when girls act autistic, baka

>>66739807

>shitposters
>socposters
>mystake schizo
what is this thread???

>>66739815
I'm a neet, but not autistic

>>66739818
>i take a drink or two and i am suddenly a normal person with full social awareness and executive function
This is how I ended up an alcoholic

>>66739795
there are not many loser cali pomies, the good ones are out there meeting pomu

>>66739657
this has been my experience with most pretty girls, they're usually very sweet

>>66739878
we're so back

>>66739847
I took her to the fair, dressed up nice, brought her out to a nice dinner, paid for it, bought her drinks, brought her home after for coffee, how much more fucking obvious can I be

i love pekora

love da wose

>>66739511
This shit will continue long after Pomu is gone, it's not Pomudachis

>>66739818
For me the only think that does it is weed. I become extremely normal when I smoke, like I even stop getting sensory issues. Alcohol just makes me more talkative.

>>66739842
I don't think you understand anon, that situation never comes up because we're too shy to even talk to girls, and girls won't ever initiate convo.
I think I've had like 6 memorable situations in my life where a girl talked to me for no real reason, and all of them I fucked up by being a sperg.

I can't belive no stream turn everyone into schizo...

>>66739878
home....

>>66739818
It really does just give you superpowers and kill your anxiety, I didn't make any friends in uni until I started hitting the bar with people, ditto with work. We had a golf tournament last spring and I got so drunk I puked all over myself and passed out and now everyone thinks I'm a hero. My boss buys me like $60 of liquor whenever we have company dinners or gatherings.

>>66739920
just say "we are on a date" how hard is it

>>66739920
IF SHE IS AUTISTIC SHE WON'T KNOW ENVE IF ITS OBVIOUS!!!!

>>66739908
I considered going to this con, I even asked my dad if he wanted to go, but her m&g tickets sold out before she announced graduation. Going there and not even getting to meet Pomu would just make me cry.

>>66739920
That just sounds like a nice night out. I would do the same with friends, she probably thought you were being nice just to be nice and friendly.

hopconcert when???

>>66739939
i miss my pekobro boyfriend :/

>>66739999
She's not autistic though

>>66739970
It made me even worse because it turns out that underneath my autism I'm just a really horrible person in general

>>66740018
You can't know 100% with women, they mask better

>>66739815
I never show in public my hobbies and don't talk to people if they don't engage with me. And honestly if I didn't have uni going on I would never leave the house either...

>>66739797
I've been working on it and doing theraphy for years now. I take my meds and always force myself into social situations.
I improved a lot, I even dropped college in my first time because I was too shy to do anything, but I managed to go back and finish it living by myself. I am still a very awkward person even after all that, I can easily make friends but no more than that sadly.

>>66739842
Honestly I don't even know how to start at this point. I am not good at reading "signs" from girls. I just live my life as normal hoping I stumble upon a girl but it has not happened yet.

>>66739878
What fomo does to a mf

>>66740047
Then I'm ngmi because I hate spelling shit out

>>66739951
/NijiEN/ meetup when so this anon can have his 7th memorable encounter with a girl

>>66740040
sucks to be you I guess

>>66739005
alex?
Your house is wasted, it's not like you're going to clean up after yourself

https://twitter.com/NattouJ/status/1746724715996336351

>>66739780
I cleaned up after them. Did favors when asked. Let them use my stuff when asked. Sure I kept mostly to myself, but is that such a crime..?

>>66740079
Anime Impulse is happening right now

>>66740103
Does she know?

>>66740074
>I hate spelling shit out
Stop being such a woman anon

>>66738456
dunno where this misinformation started but they were all made by contractors outside the company... just like a large number of the rest of nijisanji models were, you can easily find links to all the tweets to the modellers that made them tweeting about it if you go to the jp wiki, even Salome's model was made by another company, its the norm, the taiwanese guy you all link wasn't even the person responsible for the part of the model you are unhappy with to begin with below the tweet you all link he says he only did one part and the rest of it like all the planning and design before and the stuff like rigging after is all done by a big team which he was just one member of
https://twitter.com/meowlich/status/1743332803629154368

>selen still there
Shitposter bros?

>>66740093
holy kek

>>66740105
I also want to put a light stick up in my oshi's ass at a concert...

>>66739685
>Da wose
>Pom
>Malilin
Red pilled as fuck.
>>66739687
Its nighttime and there's only one way to drive the shitpost away.
>>66739767
True.
>>66739752
You got a deal bb, let me smooch you until the sun rises up!

>>66739878
PEOPLE NEED TO STREEEEEEEEAM

>>66740169
Hopconcert is pre-recorded.

>>66740169
intern forgot to edit it out

>>66740093
I don't know who that is but I hope they fix their house. Is it your ex?

>>66740058
forcing yourself to get a customer service job will help
that's how I learned to socialize, when I had no friends in ms, hs, and uni

>>66740168
These people can’t read and don’t even know anything about what they’re shitposting about

>>66740224
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure only the audio of the songs are prerecorded and the rest is live

>>66740200
You understand, pet!

>>66739970
same i kinda had friends in high school but they just tolerated my presence and never really involved me in the group like they did each other, and my whole childhood was like that until i discovered underage drinking in college. now i have a small social circle and the only people who know i am an autistic weirdo are the ones who are my coworkers because i am too sloppy a drunk to be drunk at work

>>66740240
Damn... customer service only got me a stalker

>>66740240
I did that by getting a sales job but I just got fired after like a year of failing to sell anything. Admittedly they were patient with me I'm just socially retarded.

>>66740224
imagine having a concert being the last thing you'll see of your oshi...

unironically threads like these remind me why im /here/ even during shit hours