/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

fascinating... anon, have you considered watching holostars? or maybe one of vox's asmr. just a hunch i'm getting from your behavior

>>66568830
Can someone tell me what's arousing about adult women? They just have these weird bags of fat and jiggly fat on their butts and legs. Why would anyone be attracted to stuff like that? Kinda gross imo.

>>66568930
>>66568963
But like when you have sex do you like girls to lick you ears?
It just seems like a pretty uncommon fetish

>>66568963
i know, fucking freaks right?

Gas to be better than the FWHOMPHHHHHSSHHUUUUUUUFFGGHHGFGGHWHUOOOOOIGHFFFFFNGHPFFFUOPHFT noise they insert foam or whatever it is, i forgot
Can't believe IRyS had the best ASMR I've heard and it was a fucking joke thing

>>66568830
coomershit is ASMR for people who don't get ASMR

>>66568830
Why are ASMR elitists out in force? No one gives a fuck if your so classy and dont like ear licking,hell i watch male asmr like Zeitgeist and Jojo, but i can also appreciate Ikumi and sleep to her ASMR all the time. Not liking ear licking doesnt make you cool, a real ASMR appreciator understands that people have different triggers, some of us like water asmr, some like fire, it doesnt make you any cooler than anyone else

>>66569511
Bro chill. no one who likes asmr can be considered cool, we're all on the same level here.
i was just curious

>>66568830
Different strokes for different folks.
For me the charm of ear licking is in hearing my oshi call me pervert before fulfilling that request. Definitely thinks that licking a microphone is weird but does it anyway. I love my oshi.

>>66568830
If I focus really hard, I can imagine their hot breath as they start kissing and licking my ear. It actually sends tingles down my spine
>>66569511
Based zeitgeist fan

>>66569050
my first girlfriend licked began to lick my ear unprompted while we were drunk and it made me rock hard so I blame her for giving that fetish to me

>>66568830
>be coomer
>check out ASMR because people say its for coomers
>search for earlicking
>try to coom to it
>almost fall asleep
literally stronger than melatonin

>>66568830
I prefer ASMR with some sort of touching and rubbing and ear licking is a type that matches these preferences of mine. Rather than getting aroused by it, I find it relaxing and soothing. However, I also like shampoo, tapping, oil massage, water sounds, the kind of ASMR that for example Patra does and excels at.

>>66568830
Anon, asmr's tastes or lack of are an extremely personal subject, just like what makes you feels good and ignore everything else. You can't 'educate' or be educated around this.

>>66568830
I have an ear wax problem so it grosses me out when they do ear licking

>>66569878
Similar situation for me. First time we had sex she whispered in my ear and bit/licked it asking me to cum in her. She changed me that day

>>66569511
>i watch male asmr
Fag

>>66569764
at least you admit it's softcore fetish porn.

>>66571750
Anyone who tries to say it isn't is either lying or an autistic retard.

>>66571285
I had a similiar situation except it was my gym teacher and he made me gay.

No idea. Like the ear cleaning ones that freak me out. Honestly, I'd rather have someone telling me a story or talking softly to me which is why horror youtube channels are great to sleeping to, but the best thing one of these ASMR VTubers did was to put a mic right on her chest so I could hear her heart beat. It was the most relaxing thing and I wonder why they don't do more of that.

>>66568963
>weird bags of fat and jiggly fat on their butts and legs
you wouldn't understand...

Ear licking can be good if done properly, most girls just straight up eat the mic though, too fast and too noisy, and even if they have a decent mic, it's more often than not poorly setup.

Best asmr is mommy roleplay btw, anything else is bottom of the barrel tier

>>66568830
Ear licking requires more then one element for it to be hot.
A/ a decent mic. Doesn't have to be KU100
B/ someone who knows how to work the mic
C/ incorporating other sounds.(Heartbeats, heavily breathing, intermittent gentle whispering)
On it's own it does nothing, but with the other elements, it's hot as fuck.

I like listening to ear licking asmr to help me sleep.

>>66571750
I'm so into it that I have to take headphones off for a bit afterwards because I'm not ready to move on to another thing immediately afterwards. My oshi isn't the greatest at pacing things but it helps that asmr=coomer content thought is shared between us and there are no pretenses

I thought "ear licking" was just an euphemism for blowjob noises.

>>66575167
No there's actual blowjob asmr out there where the girls will suck on dildos(hopefully just dildos) into the mic

>>66568830
Getting a boner is something else but isn't ASMR just a hit-or-miss depending on the person? It's why the non-vtuber ones do multiple triggers in one video
Ear licking seems to do it for me so I guess I'm lucky
Or maybe AirPods Pros are just too good for listening to ASMR

>>66575853
>dildos(hopefully just dildos)
Why hopefully? She's already whoring herself, why not go the extra mile?

>>66576194 (me)
I'm somehow forgetting about vtubers like Patra who do the multiple triggers thing
The ASMR vtubers I watch mostly just focus on one thing though

>>66568963
The first step is to not be a nonce.

>>66576194
Yes triggers affect everyone differently, some of my triggers won't affect someone else and vice versa. Some people out there don't feel the effects at all.
>>66576218
Because then that makes her a bonified whore and the listeners basically cucked.

anon finds out different women have different blowjob skills.

>>66568830
ear licking is meh compared to the heartbeat. This is 1000 times better
https://youtu.be/hE7fVPh161A?si=eby7l8Lv6ZJYrhUB

>>66568830
asmr in general is just fucking awful. Especially ear licking. Sounds like a stupid cat rasping on a cardboard box. I'll never understand the appeal, I'm not a coomer, I just want to watch them play games and be funny. When its coom time there's porn.

>>66568830
Ear licking is only good because you feel a wet tongue in a place no wet tongue should be. Them licking their mics is just weird and sounds absolutely terrifying.

>>66572335
Do you have any recommendations for soft talking? I've just started listening to ASMR to fall asleep, and those are by far the best for me so far.

Kisses ASMR is the best because it makes me funny in the tummy

For me, it's head rubs and massages, ear cleaning got a bit old and doesn't do much to me anymore.

>>66568830
>>They do ear licking
>>It does literally nothing for me
That's because most of them don't understand how to make it sound pleasant. Also any close sound on a shitty mic is gonna sound bad.

If they're not throatfucking the mic or masturbating right next to it I don't care.

It seems like a lot of people here don't really understand ASMR and just think it's sexual. It's only sexual if you make it sexual, just like with anything you do, like streaming and vtubing. Look up ASMR Bakery and you'll see a woman that does non suggestive ASMR and is even a master at using multiple microphone types. Look up Vito ASMR and you'll see a Korean guy that is a master at multi sound triggers. Of course if you look up Amouranth or Patreon coombait asmrists it's softcore porn, that's how they make money off you or draw you to their cosplay fantia/onlyfans/fansly. The way you guys speak about ASMR is like a boomer that sees Mel from vshojo and assumes all vtubers are like her because you assume all vtubers are the same