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What'd I miss?

/pcg/ ROSTER POLL, PART 2: MEDAL VOTE
https://forms.gle/qyiGrLvppiGGWi2b8

Two runoff votes to determine the Nasa and Airi reps.

The most important part of the poll, the medal vote. Make sure to assign each of the medals to one of the players. If Tenma wins a medal, she will forfeit her goalkeeper slot, otherwise she will remain the starting keeper.

There's also a poll on your 11 favourite players, it will not translate directly to the starting 11 of the team, but it will heavily influence the assignment of positions.

>Runie “don’t put your dick in cider, you’ll get an infection” Ruse
>Runie "what the point of having a husband if you can't drive him crazy" Ruse
>Runie "irritation is a love language" Ruse
>Runie "slave contracts sound really fun" Ruse
>Runie "I like unlikable women" Ruse
>Runie "I like a girl failure" Ruse
>Runie "I like when girls are wrong" Ruse
>Runie "rotten woman is a fantasy" Ruse
>Runie "I'm the villain of euphoria" Ruse
>Runie "there is no desk-kun, I assure you" Rruse
>Runie "can I rizz you with my eyebrows?" Ruse
>Runie "It's not about size, it's what you can do with them" Ruse
>Runie "I deserve a little of gaslighting every now and then" Ruse

awa

DO NOT THE PIPLUSHIE

>>66554213

Everyone always says "this thread will/won't be better". Well, I think we need a baseline. What is THE BEST /pcg/ thread? What is the worst?

>>66554216
Anon you can't post that on a blue board.

>>66554250
>Best
The thread immediately before
>Worst
The current thread

>>66554161
SEX WITH ERINA

Pippa love~!

>>66554216
I didn't want to have to soak the piplushie in milk toss it into a wall and then suck the milk out of it. But it's what is required of me as a man so it cant be helped.

>>66554280
SEX WITH WORMINA

>most women like some spice in their hentai
>unseiso bear of all people is into dogshit boring vanilla hentai instead
ngmi

>>66554198
NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi & Kaneko Lumi (LIVE | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr80Jikx-I
Fujikura Uruka & Erina Makina (LIVE | Reading Viewer Confessions)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-FBH3cJ0Y

SOON
Dead Hours (+Potential Tenma guerilla)

LATER
Utatane Nasa (5h30m | ASMR!)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams

>>66554216
Is the dickhead meant to be a hat or her hair?

>>66554265
>/pcg/ is a bipolar mess that constantly shifts between high highs and low lows
Yeah, that tracks.

>>66554250
>Best
Threads I post
>Worst
Thread (You) post

>>66554245

What emotion is she trying to convey?

>>66554355
noselessness

>>66554355
Lietnam flashback

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>66554298
Based.

>>66554355
50% She's
50% Lia

Anyone else just feel kind of let down by gen 3? I gave them a serious chance but none of them really have any appeal to me. Even muytu whose PL I've watched on and off since 2021 just doesn't have the same kick as someone like dizzy or pippa. It feels like a full normie gen.

>>66554298

>>66554250
>Best
Next thread
>Worst
Current thread

>>66554363
her nose is right there

What have you done today to become a better person for your waifu ?
Would your oshi be proud of you today ?

>>66554390
Only you yeah.

>>66554355
This one.

>>66554298
>being too warped by porn addiction to enjoy vanilla hentai
ngmi

>>66554216
Oh I am ready for it

>>66554379
I posted this

>>66554391
i did not like this show

Tenma wants to try the many different flavors your your cum.

>>66554390
Muyu is great and Eimi is pretty good and improving pretty quickly. Saya's timeslot is shit. Hina isn't for me. Runie is only on when I have someone else I would rather watch.

drr drr drr

>>66554379

>>66554390
If all you're looking for is weird/edgy chubas of course you'll be disappointed.

>>66554354
I want to watch anime with Runie while she drinks wine and rants and pets me like a cat :(

>Like Runie's vods a lot
>never going to be online when she's live
hurts a little bit

>Jelly stream is now her learning Create live
it's soooo cute i can't

>Uruka and Erina making fun of Sakana's shortness
>I'm shorter than Sakana
Bros...

>>66554488
This sounds fun but at the same time I fully see her keeping you locked down at all times and forcefully feeding and milking you against your will. Not for me

>It has to be optimal
Quintessential CS student.

>>66554424
Today? Nothing special, normal hygiene, fitness and dieting. Tended to my garden, worked 10h, read a little, mowed the lawn and now I'm going to rest and shitpost all comfylike while I watch my dumb anime girls be dumb anime girls on the internet

>>66554533
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>66554390
I like them a lot
Only one I really haven't given much time to is Saya

>>66554391
Holy shit, isreal

>>66554488

>>66554536
Same but Panko.

I want to put Eriworm up my urethra

>>66554555
I see how it is, we all look the same to you huh? I bet you're that falseflagging liker

I think Hina is actually probably a bit dim in real life

>>66554541
women are evil, but if you rape correct them hard enough you can mindbreak them into liking manlets

>>66554591
Yeah I am

You walk in the booth and see this, wat do?

I'm so tired, deep in my soul where sleep cant touch. Good night /peeceegee/

>>66554610
you could just say she's female.

I'm going to bed

>>66554643
Nini Airihead!

wait a second Nano drew Dizzy and Ember squibs

>>66554541
How tall is Sakana? He looks like 150cm

>>66554642
Pray but I'm not sure who to anymore

>>66554541
Wait how tall is fishman?

>>66554488
>the children will never be able to survive anymore due to the gluttony of delicious icecream
Now just to clarify are the children not surviving because of neglect or is it overeating icecream?

>>66554643
>>66554656
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

> ok heads up for tmrw i might. wake up late. and therefore the stream may be pushed back... in Fact. ill just push it back rn bc i have the power to do that tehe LMFAOAOAOO

> i'll be starting my Love, Sam playthrough at 2pm EST / 11am PST / 4am JST / 8pm CET!! goonight zzzz
lazy piece of ham

Love you Pippa, hope you're feeling better.

>>66554643
nini airihead!
>>66554656
nini capipi!

>>66554627
You'd think a master of disguise would be able to tell two different posters apart.

I came for to pcg because of Pippa and Tenma but this collab makes me realize these two dorks might be my favorite girls in Phase Connect

Is Jerry a whore?
>grooms Eimi while Lumi is out
>Lumi comes back and makes Eimi leave

>>66554390
Hope you did your JP reps, they look to be a bit... eccentric

>>66554642
go to church more often

>>66554661
Thanks Nano

why is Airi packing?

>>66554717
Deep down I know, but I like to pretend that there's only one or two posters per talent in this thread.

>>66554674
>overeating ice cream (cum)
>children
Horrible.

>>66554643
Nini big pon, sleep well and be comfy

>>66554747
She's meeting up with Uruka and Lia this weekend.

>>66554763
Man that must be one dedicated capipi.

i haven't gotten a blowjob in so long bros,,,

>>66554436
>anon can't get a gf so he has to live out even his healthy/non-degenerate sexual fantasies trough fiction
anon...

>>66554811
There's one schizo capipi and one also schizo but slightly less of an anti capipi.

>>66554684
Thank you, will update schedule :D

>>66554497

>>66554814
>Get first blowjob from a friend
>She said she was good at it so I was excited
>I barely feel anything
>Get soft in the middle, don't cum
Bros...

>>66554802
Rumor has it there's a decent chance of the cheese date happening.

>>66554814
>>66554849
Normies are so fucking disgusting wtf

>>66554661
If this isn't bait... link please? I'm in desperate need of fanbase representations for a future project.

>>66554849
What? You think you can do a better job?

>>66554849
GAYYYYYYYYYYY

>>66554894
They're from her VGen comm page.
https://twitter.com/NANOBITES_/status/1745709026652881349

>>66554814
We can change that

>>66554198
>>66554299
Good thing I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

so uh ww3 when?

>>66554893
>normie
>not normalfag

>>66554643
>>66554656
Goodnight.

>>66554896
>>66554922
Wonderful.

>>66554849
>My dick doesn't even work anymore because of the meds I'm on

>>66554944
In 2 weeks.

[Lumi news] Jerry is the fertility goddess

RATE THE BEAR
RATE THE TIGER
RATE THE CONFESSIONS
RATE THE STREAM

>>66554849
women overestimate themselves, but also lay off the porn for a week or so beforehand next time.

>>66555002
yeah with me

>>66554849
The sad reality is that men just give better blowjobs in general.

https://files.catbox.moe/l3g9qm.png

>>66555020
>RATE THE BEAR
UTI Bear/10
>RATE THE TIGER
My pastor is a worm/10
>RATE THE CONFESSIONS
Kind of mid tbdesu/10
>RATE THE STREAM
8/10 Erika is a good pairing, they have chemistry.

I can't believe Jelly is Lumi's slave

I love Italians now despite my racism

>>66555020
Blessed/10
They were good together.

sorry anon I don't jong

>>66555049
WAO

Master Jerry and her niggress Lumi

>>66555049
I need more lewd Panko

>>66554944
>sandcoons bombed
>OHMAGERZZ WURL WUR TREE
no it's just another Thursday for Americans

>>66555089
Based Jerry

>>66554814
Same, I haven't had one since 2017, at this point I'm fully convinced that I'll never feel the warmth of a woman for the rest of my lifespan.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MOMENT PLEASE.
Please listen to the following announcement:
jelly cute

>>66555127
proof?

how do we convince Panko to make an italian rap original song?
https://twitter.com/highxtar_/status/1719730574607237262

>>66555127
Proof?

>>66554944
May

>>66554161

jinecraft when

>>66554849
I've pretty rarely been able to get off from blowjobs
they feel nice but just dont do it for me
I also always have a thought in the back of my head about what if I tear their uvula if I'm too rough on them and that kills my mood

>>66555144
You don't.

I slept through the Pippa stream; can i get a quick reandown?

>>66555144
>gangnam style sample
Could this be any more terrible

>>66555020
it was pretty meh
the confessions were so bland that they joked on them for being boring, and the only one that was any good they had to hide it and then paraphrased the story of an actual cuck
the stream was mostly off screen girl talk between themselves. talking about off collab meet ups, going through their lewd tags, googling trannies tucking and getting UTIs
3/10

>>66555156
UUUUUGHHHH I NEEEEDDD ITTTT

>0 ping
Jelly has finally teleported into the internet!

>>66555323
HINA NO!

.........................................

>>66555323
>>66555361

>>66555361
lesbian?

The ocean becomes more tumultuous by the day. Still, it could always be worse. Goodnight /pcg/.

i can just imagine lumi rolling her eyes at the minecraft babble

>>66555323
If you want
https://litter.catbox.moe/rreeu9.jpg

>>66555385
Night lovebug

bros, I think Beatani and Beryl aren't in Phase JP...

>>66555385
Goodnight.

>>66555367
Will Runie ever marry?

>the two most austistic MC players are from SEA
Fishman should move the server to somewhere close to them. Let the burgers suffer

>>66555423
Yeah, me

>>66555405
nice cock bro

>>66555385
In the eye of the storm the seas will remain peaceful despite all that rages around us, sleep well Sailor

>>66555323
Hina is too zoomy for me, I'll stick with Runie, Airi and Shiina.

i feel comfortable enjoying a streamer without having to classify her as zoomer, hag, gfe, or whatever latest buzzword

Ok, now that its dead hours, how do we get real women like Phase girls??? Where are they??? How do you meet them???

>>66555316
become Lamy? nah
become Lain

>>66554216
Why does it look like a penis?

I miss Jerry

>>66555385
nini lovebug!

>>66555549
You approach the weird girl, with no friends, who moves a lot and just got into your middle school class

>dead hours
what now

>>66555664
Dunno

>>66555385
I keep expecting Bones in the Ocean when I see this image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n4piZilfj0
Anyway, nini fellow lovebug

any gorillas running around?

https://files.catbox.moe/iksp32.mp4
Sporadic post about missing the honest and edgy Lumi instead of the sanitized "comfy" shitter that replaced her.

>>66555636
>just be in middleschool and know how to talk to people
Time travel isnt real, so try something else.

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE STAR
RATE THE BUILDING
RATE THE STREAM

>>66555664
This >>66555549

>>66555664
You can try and save this 1view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSqbHF4Neqg

>>66555707
tenma was but decided to rest instead

>>66554849
it only works for me if they have the eye contact.

>>66555742
Finally reunited/10

>>66555664
I'm gonna watch phase friend Josh's podcast.

>>66555742
i only saw the last 5 minutes so uh, Jelly cute, don't forget to remind her about the gearbox/10

>>66555744
Habsburg jaw

>>66555742
I think a fun ship name for Jelly and Lumi would be Constillation.

>>66554849
>>66554814
>>66555122
>>66555549
Imagine risking your wizard powers for pussy. It's not worth it bros.

>>66555744
I cant click away now, thanks

>>66555742
>RATE THE JELLY
Adorable alien/10
>RATE THE STAR
I think she just enjoys being with friends, it's cute/10
>RATE THE BUILDING
I am excite, hope Jelly & Eimi autisms combine to make kino/10
>RATE THE STREAM
9/10, I love these guerillas and love being able to watch Jelly outside vods

>>66555807
For a WIFE.

>>66555810
>took a nap
>woke up as soon as Jerry ended
>not sleepy and it's 1AM

>>66555849
jerk off and re-evaluate your need for sleep

>>66555802
Lumi needs to fully groom Jelly first!

>>66555742
Her autism is tickling me just enough to make me consider playing MC again. I'm worried

Eimi gets bullied by her coworkers, Runie gets bullied by her chat
Who builds the rest of Gen 3

>>66556009
>builds

>>66556009
>builds

>>66555742
Jelly is far too cute.
I love that Minecraft makes so many collabs happen!
Jelly has the basics of communist architecture down to a T. Eimi builds cute things, but suffers when it comes to sourcing the building materials. I want to see their powers combined.
Loved the stream, looking forward to more Minecraft. God, how I wish I had cute autistic anime girls to play modded Minecraft with.

>>66555802
more like constipation

what the hamster doin'

>>66556027
>>66556033
its over

Phase Connect should take her advice.

>>66556242
de djerma

>>66556242
come on
it's dead hours
if you baitpost in dead hours, at least put a little bit of effort into it

>>66555742
I've never been able to see jelly live until the last week. She's really growing on me/10

>>66556268
I was archive diving looking for something and couldn't resist when I saw it

>>66556302
I miss lisa

>>66556302
I'm not angry, just disappointed.

https://files.catbox.moe/5hcpso.PNG

>>66556334

>>66556329
You'll learn to live with it.

Is the pippa plushie for the jar or for the onahole

>>66556397
One for each, fuck the onahole in one and allow it to drain into the jar afterwards

>Sell Pippa plushie last year
>Order that
>New Pippa plush coming out
>Still havent gotten the first one
Fishman...... you need to at least give us some transparency....

>>66556507
Sorry, he has been stuck in the warehouse for the last 4 weeks showing how he can pull any requested number of items out of a box on command. Nothing has been shipped as he cant seem to stop

>>66556242

>>66556547
>ywn see Sakana pull out exactly 27 keychains before shouting 27 keychains 0 shipments as everyone around him cheers

>>66556600
kek

>>66556507
When was the Pippa plushy on sale again? Cause if it was after august than that would be after they started talking about doing the new one going by the sub count in the description.

>>66556671
The stackable pluhies from July.

what mental illness does dizzy have

>>66556801
womanhood

Why are you still awake /pcg/? It's dead hours, go to sleep so you'll be awake for hampter's endurance stream

>>66556841
But the sun is still up?!

>>66556841
i slept for 14 hours yesterday you're stuck with me for a while

>>66556801
girl-failure disease

>>66556841
I'm fixing my sleeping schedule by not sleeping. Wake me up if I suddenly fall asleep.

>>66556841
its the afternoon silly anon

>>66556882
okay...
ANON WAKE UP! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE THE FUCK UP!

>>66556841
I was out all day and I just finished catching up on Lia's vod.

>>66556801

>>66556898
Hey, no need to yell, I'm still up.
I'm making a local minecraft server, so I can install plugins and set my building autism free.

>>66556841
My Oshi is streaming in 3 and a half hours. I plan on going to sleep listening to the vod after she finishes streaming
If she doesn't bail again

>>66556939
rie does some really good streams sometimes

>>66556972 (Me)
Oh, actually she might release that ASMR video instead of streaming now that I think about it, either way I'm awake until I hear her voice or see a tweet saying it's cancelled again

>>66556841

>>66557053
anon, your alarm clock is broken

Remind me to practice drawing tomorrow.

>>66557096
You should practice drawing tomorrow.

>>66557096
Do I look like a calendar to you?

>>66557096
this is not your phone's reminders app faggot

>>66557118
You look like you like numbers.

>>66557096
Practice drawing NOW

>>66556841
The entire board is dead not just /pcg/, the last thread is still up and that was hours ago

>>66557096
As my boss always says, dont put off to tomorrow what can be done today

>>66557152
this might shock you but the entire website comes to a crawl at this time as all the burgers go to sleep

>>66557180
I like this, it's cozy, we should feed the burgers more sleeping drugs

>>66557211
I agree. Been ages since it was this slow. It's nice

>>66556841
>Why are you still awake /pcg/?
because it's almost noon

[Nasa News] No ASMR stream, she hurt herself trying to exercise
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1745738827883598165

>toe popped
what the FUCK
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1745738827883598165

hilarious how needy streamer uwuga was so utterly incompetent at dealing with the needy streamer girl

>>66557270
>>66557316
that sounds kinda painful, she should post photos of it...

>>66557348

>>66554533
this is the weird/edgy chuuba company

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>66554849
I've never cum from a blowjob, they're overrated

Who are we watching?

Ok but seriously, where do meet nice women outside of school and work?

Consider the following: Pippa pussy

>>66557518
stinky

>>66557515
youtube and twitch

>>66557512
>>66555810

>>66557518
I am now gay thanks

>>66557515
Dating apps.

>>66557532
In real life, so that I can start a family.

>>66554661
$30 per squibby commission... can we start a go fund me for her to do all of Gen 3

>>66557540
are there any cute artistic girls on dating apps?

>>66557540
I tried that for over a year and never got a match, its all fake.

>>66557560
Try twitter

>>66555708
>Lumi got banned from a discord server for calling the mods Jews
makes me want to trust

>>66557540
are there any cute autistic girls on dating apps?

Pippa status?

>>66557540
those are scams and meant for women only
men are simply baited to use them only to be the fish in a berrel
while the women get to shoot and pick who they want

>>66557608
pippussy is stuffed with my pippenis

I suffer from premature ejaculation so I have given up on life. Couldn't cum at all from blowjobs and handjobs though. Women suck at those.

>>66557560
yes but they're instagram shilling whores

>>66557606
there are

>>66557563
make sure your profile is in good order, you don't have to be good looking, but your pics have to be some degree of interesting, particularly the location

>>66557515
try joining a sports club
>>66557540
I got filtered by dating apps more because most of the dates feel so inorganic, really killed my interest a lot of the time

>>66557608
still hasn't logged onto jong since the collab

Lisa - phase friend or phase enemy?

>>66557718
Phase (Pippa) enemy but /pcg/ friend because what she did to Pippa was really hot

>>66557718
She's pippa's friend right?

>>66557540
My parents just arranged marriage me

>>66557705
>I got filtered by dating apps more because most of the dates feel so inorganic, really killed my interest a lot of the time
That just means you didn't vibe well, that's not a problem. A lot of it is probing to see whether you get along. There's plenty of fish in the pond, just bring a fishing rod.

>>66557718
I don't trust the threads so phase friend forever

>>66557579
i was ready to say that it's ironic that now i'd probably get banned from her chat if i called xalamon a jew but i'm pretty sure i already have and nothing happened

>>66557741
What did she do to pippa?

>>66557741
Her making Pippa strip and go in public with just a leash was great.

>>66557754
How many kids do you have?

>>66557777
She walked Pippa around on a leash naked in a Walmart with a tailplug and a lovense inserted and made her cum.

>>66557830
HOT

>>66557830
>>66557786
holy fucking based
I knew Pippa was a bottom

Any femanons who want to date?

>>66557777
Its an rrat. Pippa mentioned she got scammed in 2023 a thousand+ dollars and people say its lisa but its (probably) the forbidden one. Kinda weird that Runie is following her, I wonder if she is a not-knower (I find that hard to believe though)?

>>66557865
Sure but I am a lia fan

this timezone sucks

NOW (Literally right now)
Dead Hours

SOON
Kaneko Lumi (6h | Judging Viewer Fahion w/ Nekrolina & Olivia)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Saya Sairroxs (7h | Overwatch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQi88893U8w

LATER
Eimi Isami (9h | Love, Sam (Reading Horror game))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6fWkp-e9yY
Hikanari Hina & Runie Ruse (9h | Drawing Stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzB2v_D29F8
Ember Amane (10h | Mother Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bku2KuA60Nc
Pipkin Pippa (11h | OSRS)
https://www.twitch.tv/pippa
Hakushika Iori (14h | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpk9TEO_MU
Runie Ruse & Hikanari Hina (14h | Manual Samuel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwUHpJYRFjE
Pipkin Pippa (16h | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Erina Makina (18h | Imomushi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mpga0OuCvU
Shisui Michiru (18h | Minecraft w/ Muyu)
https://www.youtube.com/@ShisuiMichiru/streams
Muu Muyu (18h | Mincraft w/ Michi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c541guCQcvQ

>>66557888
so you're gay?

>>66557892
>Lumi more out of company collabs
She's grooming hard...

>>66557906
I'm not gay but you will be

remember to vote in the medal poll if you haven't

>>66557891
For you.

>>66557921
so you're a femanon(male), naruhodone

>>66557848
>>66557859
I heard she came twice in a row

>>66557953
what an embarrassment
Capipi's in shambles

Since no Nasa and you guys are just looping "tfw no gf" I'll go sleep early tonight, hope Gumifren & Tenmaschizo sleep well when they do eventually sleep. Nini /pcg/

>>66557918
Oh shush you, she was on Jelly stream a couple hours ago

unrelated topic
anyone knows how to modify the font size of a textbox from a catia drawing using vba?

>>66558012
I won't really sleep today.
Goodnight. Sweet dreams.
Thanks for the schedules.

>>66557792
1, had my first kid last year so my in law would buy us a house.

>>66558012
She was grooming jelly too.
Who will stop Kaneko Groomi?

Hey brothers and sister, I apologize but i need some help. I'm drunk and in a really dark place rn. Alot of you guys seem real good in life, any advice on how to fight those bad thoughts? I apologize for being weird but idk I'ts late hours and I'm at a really low point right now.

>>66558127
here's some advice:
don't fucking post about it on 4chan

>>66558112
I'm sure if someone marries her, they could stop her from grooming another innocent, poor soul.

>>66558127
i just ignore them

>>66558159
that someone, me

>>66558159
we need to get seething femanon to marry her...

>>66558127
fill your head with knowledge instead
learn about stuff
not to get any use of it
but just for the sake of satisfying your curiosity

>>66557608

I'm so horny I can literally stick my erect penis inside a woman right now

>>66558127
Exercise baby, ever since I started riding again I havent had a proper depressive episode in at least a year now. Onwards and upwards from here on

>>66558076
wtf
are you Indian?

>>66558012
nini doragon! and nini /pcg/!

>>66558298
Oh. Goodnight.

>>66558283
Chinese

>>66558281
You tell him that, but you're not telling him how to actually start exercising, because getting the psychological motivation to actually do it is the most difficult part of the task.

>>66558294
繝ｭ繧ｭ縺｡繧?s縺ｨ繧ｨ繝?メ縺励◆縺?

>>66558298
Nini lil Bito, sleep well and be comfy, didn't realise you were still up

>>66558127
How can you laugh at stupid bullshit if you're dead?

>>66558235
no anon he's gonna become a doxfag now what have you done

>>66558294
is this an ARG?

>>66558354
I dunno, I just picked it up a whim. Worked for me v0v

>>66558421
It's mojibake.

>>66558127
If you have a pet, think of them. I didn't hime myself because the thought of my dog being sad without me stopped me

>>66557608
making me miss her.

>>66557712
At the time of the collab I thought she was just playing a bit with the seethe about people donating to rezuul out of spite but her not logging onto jong since then makes me wonder if she was actually a bit annoyed. Chances are its just her being too busy with RL shit though.

>>66558127
Pick up gunpla/model kits. Building a kit takes just enough focus that you wont be focused on the bad thoughts at 3am.

Sad girl pregnancy.

>>66558127
working out
dancing
singing
hot bath/shower
sweets
warm food
yelling
punching pillows
binging an anime
music
schizo posting
learning something
reading (Bible)

>>66558308
>>66558398
oyasumi!

>>66558294
Why is she so fat? Mildly concerning.

>>66557540
I've tried almost every site/platform out there, all it's done is further discourage me. Have also tried /soc/ which is just a den of degeneracy and the usual sausage fest. Tried going to cons to meet women of similar interest but they normally attend in groups and you're seen as a pest if you approach.
Feels legitimately hopeless.

>>66558127
Why are you sad

Will Phase be at offkai this year?

>>66558658
same if not worse. their offpako game on the other hand will be their strongest on record

>>66558127
Try to do healthy stuff (eat well, get exercise, get sunlight), don't expect immediate results from this though. The bad thoughts usually just subside eventually, even if it seems like they won't while you're having them. Try to remain open to trying new things or doing activities if you have friends/family who would do stuff with you (even if you do struggle to enjoy anything at the moment). Life sucks, enjoy.

>>66558695
>offpako
yeah, with me

>>66558658
Airi, Lia, and Uruka are going to Anime Impulse LA this weekend
so yes more than likely Offkai is also going to have that big Phase area with the mahjong table

I hope i can jong with you guys

>>66558738
Tileman is going there, beat him in jong and physically for me please.

>>66558738
i wish they announce it at least 3 months in advance so i can get the visa

>>66558756
>If you beat sakana in a game, you get you fuck 1 of the 3

>>66558579
>I've tried almost every site/platform out there
Have you tried looking outside your immediate area? I'm talking searching in the 100-200km range.

>>66558787
Going from last year, fishman seems heavily invested in having a significant presence at Offkai. I can't imagine him planning to have a lesser presence, let alone not show, especially after the company has grown significantly since last year.

>>66558843
Sakana Tileman and who?

>>66558738
I dont think phase is going there, so if the girls go, you wont find them.

>>66557859
>Pippa was a bottom
Anon, women can’t too

>>66557515
FFXIV.

>>66557762
>That just means you didn't vibe well, that's not a problem. A lot of it is probing to see whether you get along. There's plenty of fish in the pond, just bring a fishing rod.
Its more just the whole going onto an app with the exclusive intent of a romantic partner just didn't work for me. My best relationships have been ones where I knew them from elsewhere and it developed
I still use the apps sometimes but only for casual stuff

>>66558890
anime impulse*

they are definitely going to offkai

>>66558874
fishman in marine cosplay

>>66558658
>idol imploded since last Offkai
the other corps who were there are struggling this year
>Phase released 2 waves since last year
>ramped up merch
>Sakana is all in on the coffee market
absolutely he will be at Offkai if not be the main panel at this point

>>66558439
Hime, please gorilla. I beg of you

>>66558127
>fight the bad thoughts
you don't fight them. you harden your heart. you become a calloused and bitter individual as a result. eventually the pain stops along with many other sensations, but if your goal is pain elimination then you take the good with the bad until there is only the routine of living.

>>66557618
Unironically true for Bumble, the app is designed to allow only the woman to be the first who messages the match.

>>66558858
Yes, and beyond that. It's been a couple years, I've probably sent a grand total of close to a thousand messages over that time across all the apps, putting effort into each of those messages and I'd say legitimately I get a response 1% of the time. The few that respond normally ghost after a day of messaging, the one actual date I was supposed to go on she stood me up.
The only reason I haven't given up yet is nothing scares me more than growing old and decaying alone. But it unironically looks pretty grim. Sorry for looping.

>>66558916
Yeah that's my issue with the current dating scene. Just randomly meeting people from a dating app will tend to make everything inorganic. But there's not many other options as peoples social circles tend to be a lot smaller and more isolated these days. But there's still some social activities/clubs you can join.

>>66559008
I tried for 2 years on dating apps and never got a match. Im certain the profiles are fake or inactive or they dont show you unless you pay. Its 100% a scam system where women have total control which means you end up finding terrible women who use it for fun and profit.

>jp report
i checked 5ch, looked around vtuber news sites for an hour, but could only find like 2 dry, generated-looking articles about kaleido with no comments.
possible I missed some specific streamer-related board that I just dont know about
lookin dead so far. will check again after the trailer comes out

>>66558738
>14 - 37 hour flight / airport time to get to LA in order to jong
Man, why did I have to be born on the literal other side of the planet?

>>66559107
Isn't 5ch generals

>>66558916
>casual stuff
yes, keep making the problem worse, ruin women, enrich psychopaths, and destroy yourself, its fun so its ok! :)

>>66559116
im literally 6 hours away from LA and no way in hell will I drive for 6 hours to see 5/10s cosplay and MAYBE run into Lia, Airi, or Uruka
plane ticket is also not worth that short distance so im stuck in perpetual limbo on going or not

California is just a long state full of bullshit travel times

Should I move to Japan to stalk the new talents?

>>66559104
>Im certain the profiles are fake or inactive or they dont show you unless you pay
Oh, I know an app that shows you how many people liked someone and how many that person followed back (well not exactly that number, but it's a number closely related to that). So if you see someone with 1k likes (from others) or more and less than 10 hearts, you can safely skip because the account is dead as fuck. Eventually you realise you improve your chances by aiming for those with 200 likes at most.

>>66559116
>14 - 37 hour flight / airport time
same...

>>66559107
I was told that any jp vtuber that breaks into 2view status is already in the upper 1%

With the new "official" squibbies.

>>66559268
Isn't that a universal thing? Getting any numbers at all means you've "made it" because there's just that many streamers.

>>66559294
were the Eimi and Hina made by Nano?

>>66559386
No, I made them.

>goes on long tangents about anime/manga
>plays D&D
>made for bullying
>hag
>gigantic dork
>evil sweetheart
Perfect women don't exi-

>>66559001
bumble worked for me, them having to start things made it easier for me to filter them

>>66559465

>>66559268
Pretty much jp is over saturated to the extreme.

>>66559044
>But there's not many other options as peoples social circles tend to be a lot smaller and more isolated these days. But there's still some social activities/clubs you can join.
Yeah, its rough. I caught up with a friend of mine a while back and we talked about how outside apps there is no real organic way to meet new people outside joining clubs once you hit a certain age
>>66559160
hasn't been a problem for me, skill issue I guess

>>66559242
good luck finding them in this city

>>66559374
iirc twitch has 7 million unique streamers monthly