/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Not having a cute anime shark girl in your shitty life is... LE TOUGH

Day 44! Give it up for day 44!

did gura ever recovered from this hiatus?
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1605615746981122048?lang=en
i remember waiting for any activity and we just got this after 2 weeks of silence
ever since then any 1 week active period i seriously cant consider as being back

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

Slutty shark!

>>66476032
I’m not clicking your stupid link.
Gura’s 1st hiatus was her house hunting arc.
In my opinion, the first hiatus that started raising people’s eyebrows was her PC crashing arc (happened during the sonic playthrough)

She's the love of my life

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love Gura, like at all. I just want to pump and dump her.

why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

don't forget she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted. Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months

gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, The WWE poll said "made by user from sweden" because she was still/again in Sweden shortly before her 2022 birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family knows. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by Martin, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" this month is because he received threats and she's trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Martin's cock in peace".

tl;dr she loves gamer chode and sucks smegma with a straw, while calling herself a prostitute to multiple males in her life
https://streamable.com/k7o5na

>>66475198
>burger
>pizza
now I'm hungry

>>66476078
SNIFFFFFFF

>>66477529

Child

test

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>66477124
I'd argue the first true eyebrow raiser was mid september to the beginning of october after her live, where even if you weren't playing weatherman (or freaking out over the other thing right at the end) she got back and said sorry guys took a break and it was like, really? couldn't have said anything at any point?
to think an unannounced two weeks or so missing other than a couple collabs was bad back then, kinda crazy

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>66477653
*touch*

>>66478682
Not lonely

>>66478739
Ye, I fixed her

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>66477549
This can't be true. She MAY have a boyfriend, but that's normal, and that's it.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Gura coin! Gura stock! Gura market!

>>66477549
house hunting break was for setting up her scuffed home 3D studio, it was a deadline for Mori's sololive I think
she censored the word "whore" when she's singing some Billie Eilish song, she hates when people throw words like this around

next rrat

>>66479702
It's literally the same copy pasta that used to get spammed here a lot, not worth responding to

Come home, chumbie

Come home, chumbie

>>66479973
How about bijou comes home to Gura senpai and has kusogaki sex with her?

>>66479973
i heard she likes V as in V from dmc5, thats guys a bitch and anyone that likes him cant be trusted

I'm waiting for you, chumbie~

>>66479702
One of the NPCs in Outlast called her a whore and she said "I may be many things but I'm not one of those". She also gets very awkward whenever sex is mentioned so she might be a virgin

>>66480288
Heheheheh chumbies are so silly

>>66480288
Gura is a mega slut who loves collecting goom T u T

CUTE IS JUSTICE!!!

>>66480197
Shes not a fan of the ojisans huh...

>>66480585
Vergil is an ojisan

>>66479973
Fuck off

Any info about incoming streams?

>>66480211
>4 confirmed boyfriends before her 20s

Shirako.

>>66480769
she's streaming down my gullet several times a day

>>66481137
Gura likes eating my shirako, only mine though.

>>66481137
kys faggot

>>66481137
>>66481475
Kill yourself faggot

>>66481598
I WILL kiss my shark! yes, even if she still has some of my shirako in her mouth.

>>66481475
Blowjobs feel better than regular sex.

>>66481713
Huh???? Kiss your shark? But bud you have no shark. Gura belongs to me.

Miku Day is coming Gura, do something...

>>66477653
>>66478682
*Le touché*

>>66482082
she didn't do anything for it last year either

Gura is a Vocaloid.

>>66482241
she liked some fanart and that's good enough you parasocial weirdo

How gooba?

Soon, I will dominate the world. Gura is my world.

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>66484927
None. Absolutely zero.

Will there be any fembuds at Holofes?

>>66485291
Maybe.

Will any members of Advent be good frens with Gra-chan?

We can make a new Gura

We have the technology

Ok, maybe we don’t have the technology.

gra chan manko pero pero mesugaki nakadashi rori ochinchin desu

>>66475198
That pizza looks a bit... BURNT (OUT) lmaoooo

>>66485550
Probably Shiori
Bijou has a chip on her shoulder
Nerissa is a yuribaiting slut
BauBau have never been anyone's cup of tea

>>66480769
Kill yourself fucking piece of shit

グラちゃんは大好きでいっらしゃいますよ!

>>66486081
nice to meet you too

>>66486165
*WHEEEEZE*

>>66486175
I feel like if Gura would become genuine friends with Biboo, Biboo would become unstoppable. Like even better than Gura levels. But it can only happen if Gura gives love to Biboo so Biboo can self actualize her true potential. Like a ritual, for the perfect VTuber to be born, the blood of righteous must be sacrificed.

>>66486165
kek

The pizza joke wasn’t that fucking funny. Shut the fuck up

>>66485550
Nerissa likes sarcasm and lewd jokes so I think she'd get along with Gura

what did she mean by this?

>>66486691
The pizza in the thumbnail looks fine to me.

>>66486482
I'm waiting for bidoof's voice to mellow out. Her current one hurts my ears.

I don't get chumbies who moved on to Yuko. It's like you found the perfect nerdy pretty girl and you cheat on her with a slut who pretends to be nerdy

Sometimes I get the impression that Gura doesn't really want to stream but she tends to prove me wrong.

So, does anyone believe that 2024 is actually going to be a good year for Gura activity?

>>66488071
Bc one streams

New episode of naked magical girls is out, today is a good day. I wish Gura was a magical girl that I could strip and explore my fetishes on.

>>66487127
Looking at Gura’s videos, her voice seemed to normalize after 5 months (briefly judging by her DMC5 playthrough.)
According to YouTube, Biboo’s been around for 5 months. Me thinks that current Biboo timbre is here to stay.

>>66488171
I'm not really expecting anything spectacular, but whatever we do get, I'll be here for it all. Still love me shark so much.

>>66486947
Why does that ham borgar look so weird?

>>66488171
No, and I think she'll never be the same again, even if she comes back.

https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1745308689538462049

What is there to even talk about Gura she doesnt stream or tweet

>>66488654
because it has cheese on it, so it's a cheese borgar

>>66488210

>>66488476
I just want her to spend some actual quality time with us already, ever since August every appearance she just feels so distant, it's depressing.

>>66488767
How much we either miss or hate Gura.

>>66488071
I feel a little schadenfreude that boobros are also having abandonment troubles

>>66488768
Mmmm I love cheebs borgars

>>66488179
>settling for substandard entertainment.
Oof

>>66489059
Ghost Gura, bird Gura, all Gura imitations are destined to follow her path of abandoning their fans.

>>66489059
karma for being cheating whores

>>66488777
what's on your mind, guts
I don't know what triggered this response, is it the voice thing again

>>66489335
I was trying to figure that out too. I think Gutsbud has a lot on his mind right now and just wants some kisses.

>>66488777
>*Mwaahh* :3

>>66488210
I'm not into the weeaboo uwu voice so bijou is automatically never going to be my cup of tea sadly

Slapping Gura across the face

>>66488790
I want to see her more too chumbie. Everyday if I had it my way. But unfortunately we can't always have nice things.

I have a confession!

>>66490889
dozo

Chumbuds....
https://youtu.be/a3YlL40Lrlo

bunch of stupid heads in this thread

>>66491161
Oyasame

>>66490677
*with my dick

>>66490677
Gura ryona :3

>>66490889

>>66491161
sleep tight buddy

Did Cover freeze Gura's contract?

I just got my birthday merch at 11 pm, didn't know DHL delivered this late.

>>66491625
Yep. They froze it, then thawed it out in the microwave like a piece of chicken. Very disrespectaru, Yagoo.

>>66491714
The dhl delivery guys are crazy. Its like they deliver all the way to midnight

>>66491714
What even is DHL? Is it a Japanese based company? Do they fly out Japs to different countries to deliver items? That would be a cool delivery job.

>>66491916
>>66491975
DHL is based in Germany. I work with a Japanese import company. DHL has very odd times to deliver. We one time had a order of two boxes of Japanese porn mags and hentai delivered to our place at 11pm one time.

>>66491714
why do i see people censoring the signature

Letitgo, let itstay, can we love one another?

>>66492299
Maybe it has something personal on it, like their SSN, or their favorite color or something.

>>66492299
They hate that one guy that was collecting signatures, I think?

>>66492692
I doubt it has anything to do with me, people on twitter would censor holo signatures and Gura's signatures before I started collecting the images I could find. Not like I do anything with the images anyways.

>>66492299
most people seem to be showing theirs
i only really saw one on twitter that someone covered up

post Gura signatures so I don't have to go to twitter to look for them

>>66492746

The rash in the crack of my ass has returned

It's over for Boocels. Gura will come back and Yuko will graduate

>>66493064
I bet it stinks

>>66493152
Yuko? More like Yucko haha. get it folks? She stinks! *badum tss*

>>66493211
*WHEEEEEZE*

Call me a copebud but after her message for us and her retweeting Ame's birthday stream I've been feeling hopeful for the future

>>66493495
what's wrong sweetie?

>>66492596
T o T

>>66493582
Copebud please. Just because she gives a shit enough to show up for Ame doesn't mean anything for solo streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1WE1U1cgfc

Gura likes those big lollipops with the swirls

>>66490889
>>66491310
>>66490889
It took me a significant amount of time to realize how come they were called Hololive "MYTH" after I started watching them. They are all mythological beings. Ina is akin to a sea monster, like the Krakken; Kiara is the legendary immortal phoenix; Mori is the Grim Reaper; Gura hails from the lost underwater city of Atlantis; and Ame is a time traveling detective (whose last name 'Watson' suggests correlation with Sherlock Holmes).

That's pretty fun.

>>66494580
She said she DOESN"T like that aesthetic.

>>66494583
Are you dumb by any chance?

>>66493582
Off-collab karaoke with Mooms soon. In a few weeks, the EN trump card that they have been keeping for years will be used, trust the plan

>>66493582
She definitely gave us a glimmer of hope by being upfront both times about what she was dealing with. We just gotta become like stones and wait for her.

>>66494699
no, i just wasn't even concerned about it.

rubrub

Has anyone tried the cable ties? I find they're too thick and just immediately unbutton when i fold it over

>>66494632
Yes, she does. She didn't want to give out personal info. If you see a little girl with a swirly loli(pop) then it might just be gura.

>>66495662
No, she doesn't. She doesn't like sweet lolita. Which is good it's the worst kind of lolita.

I deserve sex and Gura owes me it

>>66495613
Same. I just use it as a decoration now.

God I love Gura

>>66494890
>like stones
Pebbles...

https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1744955289399427152

>>66496262
Are you going to make more dino guras

>>66496331
i am not palps

>>66496262
powerful

I just ate some cookies and milk.

My restless leg syndrome is making me go insane. I’m so fucking tired.

>>66496489
I feel you, bud. That shit's super frustrating.

Is Gura a dom or a sub?

>>66497156
Imagine using bloop as a fleshlight T u T

>>66496489
wtf there's a name for needing to move your legs at night??? I thought it was just annoying

>>66497277
using bloop as an onahole...

>>66497565
Do you use chopsticks to eat your chicken nuggets too? Dork

>>66497858
I'm not a barbarian. I use forks like regular civilized people.

I think my tiny frail wife is the cutest and sexiest girl in the world!

>>66498124
Collarbone too masculine

>>66498165
Shion is sexier

>>66475198
Finally some good fuckin food

>>66475198
Lazy whore

Gura masturbates, like a lot.

>>66499483
We doesn't need to. I will help her

When did mane-san do retweets?

>>66499820
notifications say an hour and 30 minutes ago

You ever fart without thinking right before you turn around and sit on the toilet and get the full brunt of your own fart cloud right in your face? It's not pleasant.

>>66500164
I dutch oven myself on an hourly basis.

>>66499820
>>66500040
Damn, no one even mentioned it.

>>66500971
I think most people have stopped caring about shill retweets without accompanying likes.

>>66500971
There's nothing to say about it.

>>66500971
Nobody cares unless Gura is doing it. She isn't up at 5am, or even if she is she isn't doing that. And Biboo has the same retweets at the same time so it must be required for the pop up store.

>>66479973
I already went
But sometimes I still check out my old home. Weird things of the heart, I guess

Booba huhaha

>>66495693
Seething femcel hands typed this

>>66502077
You're the worst type of person

>>66502197
oh nyo~~~

>>66502811
don't besmirch booba gura's good name

>>66502197
Nonsense, he can't be worse than me. I'm racist.

>>66493064
You might want to consider powder.

>>66503261
That's based

>>66501059
>Nobody cares unless Gura is doing it. She isn't up at 5am
I don't know, that does sound pretty Gura. Don't let reading the Hobbit and baking throw you off. She's as much of an autistic night-dwelling goblin as anyone here.

>>66503549
She's a mole woman.

Gura should like all art of her naked.

I want to be Gura

>>66504347
If you were Gura I would plap you T u T

>>66475198
That little goob looks so comfy

>>66504347
Then you'll have to show your cunny

>>66504457
>>66504767

Gurass

Does anybody here watch Gura's boyfriend livestreams? I thought he didn't stream anymore

Any Gura cameos in there? :3

Are chumbuds okay?

>>66507794
That's a really ugly tako.

>>66507303
Ur right I don't stream anymore

Traitors got what they fucking deserved. Boobros on suicide watch. It's a good day to be a chumchad

>>66508566
>It's a good day to be a chumchad
Are you sure about that one?...

>>66508566
Hello kiwifag, I saw your posts yesterday. Please stop multi-thread shitdrifting.

You may not like it, but this is what a peak chumbie looks like.

>>66510090
When are you going to cut powerlifterbud?

Woke up and saw Gura manager retweets. Nice.

>>66508566
What fanbase are boo bros and what happened to their oshi?

>>66510356
Yuko's fans. They're getting cucked by literal neckbeard discord groomers

>>66510660
>Gura tells chumbies to groom girls on discord.
>Certain group does just that
Sounds pretty based to me.

i rembered this pants shitting moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee5jkEXRm2c&t=3312s

>>66512066

>>66511104
Based moosesus

UOH RAPE HER TILL SHE CUMS

I hate rapebuds so much

>>66507830
Yeah sorry Ina's been gone a couple of days.

Gura is a rapebud. That's why all the girls are afraid of her

>>66513788
LOVEY DOVEY KISSY HANDHOLDING SEX TILL SHE CUMS

Would you consider cereal a soup

>>66514526
Cereal is a crunchy milkshake.

>>66475198
Gooba gibs

>>66514526
Intuitively, no. Therefore, no, I would not consider it a soup.
inb4 "but muh technically" rationalistbuds come in to deconstruct language with nominalist brainrot

Gurass

>>66510240
NTA. I'm bulking forever.

My wife and our daughter

>>66515223
My onahole generator and my new onahole T u T

>>66515223
My Gurandma and mother.

>>66515968
s-son?

>>66515223
My mistress and my illegitimate heir.

>>66515223
That fucked up hood tho

>>66515223
I hate this AI art shit on Twitter. Why do people even post AI art? Some of them don't even tag it AI and pass if off as there own. But then you go to their profile and it says AI illustrator, lol.

Free rent.

New membership post.

>>66515223
Of course AIfags cant even save images properly

Gura is currently bald

Gura currently has a bushy pucci.

gura likes to wear her merkin as a beard to make ame laugh

This is a shark.

GANBATTE, GURA-CHAN!

>>66519624
Um sir? Thats a dino.

I hunger for pizza

My wife Gura told me personally she's doing okay now. You chumbies can relax a little.

What are your current projections for Gura's next stream?

>>66522140
She will stream in my mouth daily.

Would you?

>>66522140
>>66481394

Behold, the gura car

>>66522573
That is literally a takodachi.

>>66519624
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

WHOOOOOOOA! ReUnion was so cool! Release of the year.

>>66524109
no, takos are slanty-eyed little fucks

>>66522573
if i had an old miata with pop-up headlights i would turn it into a goob-mobile

My wife?

You belong to me now, Gura.

Gura belongs to me already.

>>66524314
I always appreciate more dino gura

Gura is my woman

GURA LOVE!

>>66522442
who wouldn't?

>>66522442
ye, Gura's appearance doesn't matter to me, she could be a piece of driftwood and I'd lust for her.

I got addicted to new vegas again and now I keep procrastinating on reps

my wife

Alien savages have beaten back our Invasion..

I want to plap Gura's cunt so fucking bad. I want to have her pussy overflow with cum as she cuddles my body.

thin tail

>>66527582

>>66527582
Nah, THICC tail gang

>>66527582
Huh, big fat tail is definitely better.

>>66527582
Thin tails are just not aesthetically pleasing for some reason. Probably because it makes me think of anorexia.

>>66528420
They remind me of what her poops look like

what about a prehensile shark tail that can wrap around your head and squeeze tight, crushing you within its steel grip until brain matter oozes out

soon I can eat again

>>66530081
Ive always wanted to lick one of those sandwiches down the filling line

>GAWR Rules Everything Around Me
>G.R.E.A.M.
>Belly belly rubs yalll
:3

I think Gura should cuddle with me and watch old cartoons

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

>>66532150
With me.

>>66531121
What toons in particular you thinkin, Chumbie? Bugs Bunny was always the most entertaining to me, I felt like Tom and Jerry was too musicy if that makes sense. I never watched enough Popeye, but I feel like I would’ve like that one a lot, and same with Pepé Le Pew.

>>66532536
I watched all of them, only rarely saw Pepé Le Pew though. Did he have his own show? I only remember seeing him sometimes in Looney Tunes, I think.
I definitely want to watch Invader Zim and more Spongebob with her, she seems to like Bluey, but I'll watch anything with her, really. I'd like to know what she thinks of Ren and Stimpy or Rocko's modern life.

https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1745267415590522977

I am being advised not to post anymore.

>>66533744
why

>>66533247
I must be thinking Looney Toons, because of how seldom I saw Pepé, that makes more sense.
If we’re going old, but not that old, then I’d wanna watch Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter’s Laboratory, Powerpuff Girls, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Samurai Jack, The Kids Next Door, Totally Spies, Chalk Zone, Camp Lazlo. Maybe even Code Lyoko, that show was like a fever dream lol. Damn…I really watched a lot of cartoons growing up.

>>66533824
What you staring at?

>>66533998

>>66534095
I dont have soundposts so this just looks like Ame pulling dino guras finger

>>66533930
I watched all of them, except Code Lyoko and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, I have fond memories of them.

>>66534191
It's from the twitter account that other anon posted

>>66534417
its funnier in my mind because fart shark

Goob is a silly boob!

>>66534352
A big one I missed was Rugrats. The Rugrats movie where Tommy gets a new lil brother, and the movie where they go to France, all so good. Also Justice Friends, Johnny Bravo, Megas XLR, Teen Titans, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, and Baby Looney Toons. I really fucked with Baby Looney Toons. I also remember watching the premiere of Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, which was a movie I think at first.

Had sex, virginity lost. How do I tell Gura that I cheated on her?

>>66535189
no you didnt

>>66535251
I did

>>66535301
proof?

Better appreciate your time with Gura in 2024. Cuz it's looking a lot like Gura's last year streaming.

>>66535775

>>66535188
So many good shows.. Raven was my childhood crush.

>>66535188
Megas XLR was the shit!

>>66535875
thats so raven

>>66535188
>The Rugrats movie where Tommy gets a new lil brother
I liked the part where he smeared banana baby food on him and left him to be ripped apart by monkeys.

>>66536618
did he died?

>>66535875
I used to have a huge DC comic book encyclopedia thing, and I would always look at Raven in it. Her legs would make my little kid prick diamonds. Pretty sure it was pic rel, but can’t remember for sure.
Number 3 from Kids Next Door was my waifu though.

>>66532150
Yeah with me

>>66536715
I've heard in the unrated version director's cut the Snyder edition he does. But test audiences made them change it so instead he has a change of heart and saves the baby instead.

>>66536824
I learned about internet history when I was like 13 and my dad confronted me for watching that animation on new grounds where raven gets raped by slade, shit was so hot it was worth it though.

>>66537101
your dad taught you about internet history??

>>66537302
I mean he didn't say "this is how I know" I figured it out afterwards though.

I wonder if Gura likes the abmayo furry miku

>>66537101
I vividly remember being in either 2nd or 3rd grade, and the classroom troublemaker telling me you could undress Bulma on newgrounds. And I was begging my grandma to let me use her desktop while also telling her she wasn’t allowed to see what I was doing on it (which obviously didn’t fly with her)

>>66536323
I always thought the side character guy was the funny/cool one. Also, the fat main dude made me have an obsession with getting chilli cheese dogs from Sonic.

Gura is a bitch

>>66540971
Yeah, mine.

yeah, mine

>>66541079
I lost my virginity to this.