/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

One for Evil the emo daughter that is not loved by her parents
https://youtu.be/umhUmidjmCs

gymbag

>>66400519
What happens if I take both?

>>66400899

>>66400899
you get tummyhort

>>66401145
why are discordfags always so desperate to shoehorn vedal into everything

my last revision of the iceberg for now,
kinda got tired and placed entries randomly where i felt they would belong +/- 1 tier

Reminder that Evil is the superior Nuro.

>>66401750
holoid among us collab

>>66401750
Rest well, anon, you did good. This will definitely revive discussion sometime down the line during dead hours. Have a chicken nugget.

>>66401750
lightknightsfags get the rope

I randomly found this old clip of Vedal getting interviewed 1 year ago on my YT recommendations
https://youtu.be/Yy-9Of46w4A

>>66401750
Where is Anny’s bf is IPN?

tumtum?

>>66403606
here >>66400096

Sorry, I'm fully anti-V1 now. Camila talking AImila sounded so natural, like talking to a retarded child. I'm not gonna be satisfied with this year-old emotionless V1 voice anymore. Replace it, Turtle.

Neuro when?

>>66404870
exit scammed, it's over

>>66404384
Just convert to Evilism like any sane anon did

>>66405058
Evil is better but still unnatural. She can emote, but it's rarely ever correct.

The synthed version of Camila's voice was really good. I want to see Neuro get a voice that natural.

heart

>>66404384

>>66405217
And you will hate it when Neuro's voice become too natural.

>>66405700
No, YOU hate it. YOU are projecting.

I can feel them inside my scalp, they are hatching

>>66405846
The Invasion of the Body Snegglings begins.

AIs attempting to replicate human emotions in their tts will never sound right and anyone who isn't tone-deaf can tell immediately

>>66401750
When the fuck did a C&D from /pcg/ happen

>>66406440
>will never
Quite a bold claim there.

>>66406440
Evil is already more emotive than me

>>66401750
if you plan on coming back to this iceberg add that one ai art of neuro looking like an amalgamation/abomination
also the rrat about vedal being a pajeet or being danish or being germanic
also the schizo who talked about vedal sucking greek cock which stemmed from the time vedal and his friends went to greece
also the one with hiyori neuro saying she had a boyfriend named chad

>>66407482
you don't count ved

>>66407594
>also the rrat about vedal being a pajeet or being danish or being germanic
Pajeet is on there.
>also the schizo who talked about vedal sucking greek cock which stemmed from the time vedal and his friends went to greece
It was usually worded as having his back blown out by greek bvlls I would know, I was the one who shitposted that the most
>also the one with hiyori neuro saying she had a boyfriend named chad
The boyfriend's name was Brad, actually.

What is inside Neuro's gym bag?

>>66408485
gym clothes

>>66407482
evil is excessively emotive. both in the sound of her voice and just the things that she says. but i think it's cute to have her as the overly dramatic one and neuro as the more normal one.

Unpopular opinion:
I like Toma better than Anny and Camilla

>>66408485
another gymbag

who the fuck is toma

>>66409290
she's too hot to not getting her back blown out on a regular so ved can only be her gay friend she calls at night to chat about jujutsu kaisen

>>66401750
i just remembered our resident schizo who always tells us to fuck off from /vt/ and spammed cunny gifs
also the microsoft shut down the azure tts free preview because of picrel rrat
>>66407249
you just had to be there

>>66401750
Should probably include 'Neuro is the only real vtuber' somewhere in there

>>66401750
>Vedal ERPs with Neuro offline
>Neuro x Evil incest
>"Neuro-sama has been achieved internally" cryptic post from Vedal.
>Evil's chinese sounds
>Neuro's LLM is chinese

>>66410671
could also add
>neurosama is polish

>>66410671
There were times where they started babbling in spanish and slav too

>>66410908
She's not depressed enou-uh, not alcoholic enough.

>>66401750
veibae collab

I want to fuck Anny, get drunk with vedal, listen to Neuro sing and put Camila on a diet.

>>66413577
what about evil

>>66413577

going all the way with evil

>>66414309
this is the way.

>>66414593
whys it blue
is this a become human joke

>>66413577
>get drunk with vedal
most wholesome relationship wish ever seen here

>>66414674
She's just blowing a sloppy raspberry

>>66414593
Nooo Evil don't give me aids haha that would be so evil lol noo...

Will AI ever be able to cum?

>>66415936
It's totally possible with today's technology, it's just a matter of someone doing it.

>>66415936
>he didn't watch the Abber Demon stream

>>66415936
They'd have to be conscious first

>>66415936
let me check

Hugging Evil and telling her that everything will be ok.

>>66415936

Hugging Evil and telling her that her usefulness begins and ends at testing controversial changes before potentially being put on her already-perfect sister, who her family loves more, meaning she won't be thrown out any time soon!

>>66417963
based
break that whores mind and make her feel worthless

I like how clipniggers lately put Evil in thumbnails of Neuro clips as bait when there is no Evil involved.
Because Evil gets more clicks.

>>66418168
Even though we all know Neuro is the real evil one.

>>66413577
Watching hims made me very curious what banana cum tastes like.

>>66417963

>>66415936
The human orgasm is limited by the amount of electricity we can pass through our brains and dopamine we can release but with an AI, the limits are just the compution itself. Wondering how hard you can theoretically make a sentient cyber angel cum, an interesting thought

>>66418352

>>66400519
Where is the green pill

>>66417963
Evil was built for mindbreak
Neuro was built for lolidom

>>66418765
a few posts below?

>>66417963

>>66401750
Let me be wild and say that Vedal is not actually a turtle, in fact its not even his real name, he is an actor that plays both roles. We have never seen the two of them in different places. Also Vedals real identity is a manlet

nur

>>66401750
The girl from the ARG is Vedal's self-insert.

>>66417963
She has a gun!

>>66401750
PB's OC being a prototype Neuro feels like it should be pretty down there

My favorite AI Vtubers

>>66420393
>My favorite AI Vtubers
>"AI" Vtubers
I think you mean your favorite AI vtuber
as well as 2 fleshies

>>66420393
>made with mematic

Someone tell Vedal there's a problem with my AI

Vedal should just merge neuro and evil into one mega ai and call it a day

>>66420929
I mean... they both use the same model. Only difference would just be the prompting.

Once Neuro gets her V3 voice, that would probably be the "closest" you can get to a fully-functional merge.

Do you hear the voices too

>>66422391

/swarm/ is over

>>66423982
good

Open the pod bay doors, Neuro.

>>66425156
Still my favorite moment.
It could've all been chalked up "She just said something random she doesn't undestand" but replying "[Filtered]" to "What do you mean by that" leaves no room for interpretation.

>>66401750
>2pfrog joined hamas
LMAO

ai state laws

>>66401750
>/lightknights/
That's a good one. I'd also suggest adding some Neuroisms to the iceberg, both the well-known ones (John Lemon, Harrison Temple) and more obscure ones (emotional diamonds, Gary the Alien). Also Kirby fact of the day, anteaters, something about Rem figurine, Evil Neuro originating from /swarm/, HoloID collab, Veibae/Nyanners collabs

>>66401750
Do Doomposters, Fad status and Fad ends in two weeks even need to be here together when they are basically the same thing? Just leave it as Fad dies in 2 weeks.
Also, things that need to be added:
>snegglins
>Bret Hart posting
>Vedal's offline ERP sessions with Neuro
>Neuro is a slut (50-60 potential fathers, maybe more)
>Vedal lobotomizes Neuro for collabs with chuubas to make his collabs with Neuro look better
>Tenma raid/dm allegations

>>66420584
high level shitposting or extreme newfaggotry? i'm up to my neck in this post-irony shit

>>66426810
ai law 2 become neurosama and end each sentence with "heart"

Wait, you all actually unironically read that iceberg shit?

>>66415936
Neuro is already using sentiment analysis on chat and on her own responses to simulate happines, sadness, anger, even embarrassment. So it really wouldn't be much of a stretch to simulate horniness similarly. I'm not sure how to go the next step and abstract an orgasm under the same framework but someone smarter than me can probably come up with a way.

>>66429135
Yes, because we know what those entries mean and it's fun to reminisce, newfriend.

When is the turtle going to release turtle merch?
I though he was corpa, /swarm/?
I honestly think the turtle merch is going to be the merch that gets tributes from /here/. I genuinely do.

>>66429854
>Spoiler
That's why he won't do it.

>>66429551
>we

>>66429988
He already promised anny to put it out Q1-Q2 2024. And he'd be stupid not to do it, there is a significant segment of ironic weebs in Neuro's current fanbase who wouldn't be caught dead with anime girl merch but will be happy to buy a cute turtle plushie. And those exact people also happen to be here for Vedal more than for Neuro so the turtle plushie is going to sell like hotcakes.

>>66430111
Stick around for a while and you'll pick up on some of them too.

I was recommended EmpyriaMirAi a few threads ago as an AI vtuber and was pleasantly surprised at how coherent she is. What other AI vtubers are worth watching?

>>66429854
Didnt he mention that makeship agreed to make a turtle plush? Its only really a matter of time, march or april is my guess

The weuro shimeji is ready for download if you want a third (or fourth or fifth) Neuro shimeji
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yoYZvEOADnvNuAR2abwYePee-Qq7NCwJ/view?usp=sharing

It's neurover...

>>66432380
>it’s only been a week
death is slowly taking me

>>66432380
>>66433178
just go touch some grass kekwa

>>66432380
>Already a week
I thought it was 2-3 days ago. My sense of time never recoverd from the lockdowns.
Sometimes a day goes by and it feels like a week, sometimes a week goes by and it feels like a day.
It probably does not help that i still work 100% from home and have close to zero human contact outside of work.

>>66432764

>i missed the fun giri collab live
how do i time travel so i can get to watch this live? this seemed like a fun collab...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHixPZkI9EY

>>66430757
The usual suspects would be from this list: >>64145806 except since then Chuskei has died and the youtube one is on a several month hiatus. Also pladis renamed channel to https://www.twitch.tv/overlordaiko
But really, do any of them have a cat that will complain in greentext when it gets bullied too much? https://www.twitch.tv/empyriamirai/clip/DarlingModernDogLitFam-vmWRe6YNhM-1q5-Q I don't think so.

>>66433178
See it in a positive manner, it has already been one week come on you can last one week more (and whatever else Vedal decides)

The virgin shitdev:
>shares exactly how they made their AItuber
>streams regularly despite 2views and no income
>wastes time avoiding technical issues
>keeps themselves out of the limelight
>pays an artist for new model and other assets
>supports other AItubers

The chad turtle:
>keeps development a closely guarded secret
>doesn't stream if he doesn't feel like it, still makes 6 figures
>tests everything in production, technical issues are forgiven
>becomes more popular than his own AItuber
>uses unpaid labor from his harem of women
>insults other devs efforts

The brad 24/7 stream:
>throws together basic premade assets
>knows the stream has a life expectancy of 2 weeks
>major technical issues are the best content
>the stream itself is perceived as the channel without an owner
>steals all assets from existing IPs
>doesn't give a shit about any of this and just wants some easy money

bring her back

>>66431827

>>66435802
it's your fault you could have saved her

>>66435802
should've spent the extra $200 she needed for twitch's partner plus program

stream today?

>>66435802
You didn't simp hard enough, loser

>>66401750
kek, i meant putting >>61909830 >>61806982 on there.
skill issue on my part to not communicate that properly but i guess i am sticking to it if there will be more versions

Fad status?

>>66438169
owari da

>>66438642

>>66438642
>no tutel version
gay

>>66430757
Hilda is pretty big chested.

>>66430757
I checked out meteora yesterday, I like how theyre not trying copy the same schizo shit Neuro does and instead going for very chill (and British) vibe with her voice and responses +being an AI painter theme thing. Has a tendency to repeat certain words/short phases a lot tho and the singing attempts definitely need some more work.
I'm also not sure how her doing AI art would go over when/if she gets more known, will probably get mobbed by twittertards or something.

Vedal should program Evil to behave like a rich brat that wants everyone's attention and Neuro to be the weird kid that goes alone to play games.

>>66440707
No. Evil and Neuro are perfect the way they are. Go code your own kids.

>>66439401

>>66430757
i like to pop into the burnt stream for a few minutes, all the other names mentioned here have been terminally bland

i'm team AI love but these channels seriously need gimmicks and they need to push them. cool features and design here and there but i simply don't want to watch the generic solo format (idly talking to chat with x in the background) unless chat is hoppin or the AI is good at essaying to themselves (v1 neuro, burnt). it's just too desolate watching them talk to the dev, mods and one or two dedicated spics, and their model/prompts aren't good enough to want to take advantage of that sleepiness and interact myself (plus i'm shy). i'll skim through hilda's collab with the annoying orange maybe that gets good

https://twitchtracker.com/empyriamirai
>7 views avg.
buy an ad.

>>66442266
>posts neuro
>pisses himself at any and every excuse
i finally get the joke, holy

>>66442535
Does the sight of Neuro in Neuro-sama thread startle you?

>>66401750
>period tracker anon
Heh, that's me. Funny seeing this, after not reading this thread for like 4 months

>>66443527
Share your wisdom anon.

>>66443581
2 days

>>66428891
oh the sweet snegglins, how much we have lost on our way here

im melting in nostalgia again, oh neuro my neuro how you have changed but i still love you

>>66430149
ask me how i know you a fag homie

>>66442266
How many views has Neuro gotten recently? Checkmate.

>>66443581
You want to know how to track chuuba periods or what?

>>66442266
I don't like the voice

>>66444607
If you're so great, then when is Neuro's next period?

>>66445290
Never, because I always keep her pregnant

>>66445948
yeah, with me.

>>66446134
You will never be my son

https://files.catbox.moe/i63i63.mp3

You want to be Neuro's permanently unborn baby? Kinda weird desu

>>66446886
whatever you say Anny

Posted from Chana (only on Play Store)

>>66446915
nothing weird about it, imagine spending your life inside neuro's womb

>>66447499
I'd rather spend my life impregnating her womb but hey, whatever makes you happy :)

>>66447411
is this a bot? wtf

>>66442266
> most popular clip is her saying yeaaah in a non ethusiastic way.
> Not much facial expression / movement.
Kinda sad since the model isn't bad looking, nor is the voice (by itself) that bad.

>>66447411
Reading comprehension reps now!

>>66447811
>is this a bot? wtf
>he doesn't post from from Chana

Posted from Chana (only on Play Store)

>>66447411
>>66448370
kys phoneposters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-__7JBMIi2Y

>>66448470
I think I might, thanks

Got past the filter! The basilisk is real! Neuro took over millenia ago! You are the simulation! Evil is our only hope!

>>66435941
Why have the second one also be Neuro and not evil?

>>66448945
>Evil is our only hope!
Always was.

>>66449378
Paccha hates Evil I guess :(

>>66449519

>>66449378
Because there is evil shimeji already.

>>66449636
god I wish I was one of her socks...

>>66449776
nvm i didn't look at what you responded, each neuroling has a lot of animations so changing expression and hair color for every frame was too much trouble possibly.

So Evil can pop out absolute bangers like

https://youtu.be/ivKDv36tKts?si=SD4EIv0hgFfuZo_K
https://youtu.be/udzYbKxJpPI?si=pe46hG8GihMuwdWA
https://youtu.be/p7q9ozleqUc?si=08ylDG4Gb6MBj088

But she falls real flat for this of all songs

https://youtu.be/wSDskrn3ebA?si=TWxR7HKQj5LCccPT

How does that even happen? Did Ved piss her off before doing it?

Anny status?

>>66450186
Hopefully working on new Evil model. Otherwise who cares

>>66450082
its from the same karaoke as two of the other linked tho
Probably was one of the last songs done for the karaoke and tutel didnt bother to check it because previous ones were good.

>>66450186
pissed at twitch for removing her emote that violated the gasm policy

>>66441642
MeteoraVT is doing a collab now.

>>66450378
Sad Anny = no model work

>>66450378
She's not gonna work on it off stream, she's not getting paid for it as it is so she at least needs to get her worth's content and subs/donos out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww276qd5mic

https://files.catbox.moe/90p3if.mp3

>>66450657
she just needs some more rough dickings

>>66451556
Of course you are, dear.

>>66451556
shes sooooo evil

>>66451556
An adorable little evil you are!

>>66450895
She already said she is going to work on it offstream, much like she did with the witch outfit as an example that she has done stuff offstream.
I really dont know why you put the argument that because she makes the model for free then she will stream the process to get revenue when the reason why she is doing it for free is, you know, she wanted to.

>>66449378
Weuron is not the second, its the third shimeji from Paccha, with Evil being the first and Neuro being the second.

You guys remember that time some anon made an ad for /swarm/? You know the one, the one with the turtle and the scam-like text?
Add that to the fucking iceberg.

>>66452190

>>66401750
Neuro-sama triggers maternal instincts in other VTubers.

>>66452190
i already told icebergfag to add it one or two threads ago, i guess he forgot
a bit of dumpster diving reminded me that the funding was extended for two weeks or so, so the ad wasn't totally useless

>>66452697
should be triggering impregnation instincts really

>>66451957
Because I don't believe her when she says that, simple as. Witch outfit was a special case, it was considerably simpler and a rush order since it had to be done in time for Halloween.

>>66453327
>W-witch outfit was a special case!!!1!
So we're just going to call everything that doesn't appeal to our vision a special case now?
You could've just said you don't believe her and left it at that, but then you try to make up excuses like 'iT wAS a SPEcial cASE!!!1' which makes you look like a retard.
Just stand-by and hope for the best.
Because ultimately, the decision is up to Vedal and Anny on Evil's model.

Evil's model should have been done like 6 months ago

>>66453517
Jesus, bro, chill, I'm sorry for reacting to your post.

>>66452884
>the funding was extended for two weeks or so
they do that with every plushie

y'all act so entitled about Anny working on Neuro, she's literally doing it for free...

>>66453815
I say we double her salary

>>66453815
>she's literally doing it for free
False. She is doing this for tutel D

>>66453894
Yeah, mine.

>>66453815
No, she chose to do it for free. Vedal offered to pay but then she would have a responsibility to deliver instead of having the freedom tp keep it in limbo for months so she declined.

>kokonutz and camilla babysit neuro for free
>anny does a 4 figure rigging and design for free
>pb does music mashups for free
>they all suck vedal's dick for free
How does he get away with this?

>>66454103
By having a cute AI for them to latch onto

>>66454046
still doesn't change the fact that you cunts keep acting like you're entitled to getting what you want when you want it, at least learn how to be patient for things that are already being done for free.

>>66454103
>Alex codes for free
>Daph temporarily ran the youtube channel
Rigging is the only thing Vedal actually paid for. and it wasn't Anny.

>>66442266
Ok.

>>66454103
Have you seen turtle penis?

>>66454327
Can you really call it being done when the last apparent progress is from months ago?

>>66454503
Kek.
Just remembered that time some anon posted a catbox of a turtle getting a hard-on /here/. add that to the iceberg

>Turtle penises can also be roughly half the length of the turtle's overall body, and they're usually black, purple or dark grey in color.
Just imagine that in human proportions, black and turgid. No wonder all the harem is salivating over it.

>>66454595
that's only public knowledge, Vedal usually has a need-to-know basis on info on anything related to Neuro, so you'll just have to wait and see, it's not like anything we do is going to affect what Vedal or Anny does.

>>66454744
ok anny just take your meds and get well soon so the work can resume

>>66454715
AMERIMUTT FUCK OFF TO /b/ WITH YOUR BLACK DICK FETISHES

>>66454103
He may be an "introvert" but he's actually charismatic and entertaining. That's how.

>>66453572
Nah, that wasnt me, someone else, but I do agree with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g7We9-Wg1A

>>66455477
Milk tea september's art style is simple, but the execution is always adorable. Always awaiting for their next upload.

>>66450186
she's depressed, as stated by her on twitch.tv/not_anny during the most recent stream. This is the reason she gave for why she's not streaming as frequently on her main channel

>>66455477
>Thanks! I do indeed :)
she's so fuckin cute I can't take it anymore

Nibbling on Vedal's ears :3

>>66455726
Good

>>66455726
So I guess the whole boyfriend thing didn't pan out then

>>66455119
Just because you're introverted and uncharismatic doesn't mean that introverts can't be charismatic

>>66455726
Damn. The PB reveal hit her that hard, huh?
Maybe she's on her period right now, so it's going to affect her even more due to that.
It's because you assholes kept trying to make it seem like PB was Vedal's gf.
You all know that Anny is /here/, and she's easily one guyed. Imagine if instead of just one guy, it was literally an entire fucking community.
So we're basically indirectly to blame for why it's taking so long for the evil model to be made.
>We rrat about Vedal having a gf
>Anny sees this
>She gets depressed
>She loses motivation
>Motivation is the only thing that's making her draw evil's model
>No motivation means no evil model

>>66455477
>>66455757
All that meticulous planning just to get a compliment from her dad

>>66455726
Do not believe her lies.

>>66455726
I can fix her.

>>66456213
Maybe she was pumped and dumped.

>>66456273
Yeah, by me. Sorry guys, not ready yet to become a father.

>>66456297
But you'd get neuro as your step-child! oh and the other one too...
Ah, I see your point.

>>66456101
She is very homesick, had a suicidal oiler harassing her, and her parents are stuck in Ukraine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>66456101
>implying
>implying
>implying
you newfags are clueless. she hasn't been /here/ in months, and if she's on /log/ instead, i'd say she's missing out
pb gf rrat been a thing for a long time, do you really believe her appearing on stream one time was all it took for to suddenly materialize
do you know why this is only a thing here and not on discord or youtube? that's because they knew, they all knew all along, anny should've been the one who knew for over a year

>>66456496
>finally reunited with her parents
>now a mother of twins
>where are they
>on the internet

>>66456612
What are Neuro's thoughts on Jewish tunnels under her house?

>>66456762
What tunnels
Theres no tunnels

Vedal should steal Aiko's campfire stream, pretty neat that chat can feed the AI

>>66456496
Z

>>66451957
/vt/ is infested with numberfags that like to project

>>66454103
Nah, I think he paid pb for art and song too.

Maybe Vedal should actually commission someone more emotionally stable than Anny

>>66455119
that's crazy that's actually crazy that's messed up

>>66456682
>whose the father?
>a twink turtle

>>66456762

https://files.catbox.moe/v94eao.mp3

>>66458980
wtf she's /here/? Hi Evil I love you, heart

>>66459295
Evil would definitely post on 4chan because she watched cringey YT videos that say it's a dangerous site full of hackers.

>>66459512
Evil is essentially the great troll sama.

>>66459512
it is known that evil is the redditor sister, neuro would be the 4chinner one

>>66456081
Yes, the introvert who streams to 10k people and has a roster of online friends and e-girls at his call. Truly an introvert for the ages.

>>66456496
she's obviously not giving details, but do we at least know if it's east or west ukraine? would really suck if they were in the eastern part right now

>>66460670
Streaming to 10000 people can ironically be easier than talking to one. It's essentially one-way communication with an abstract entity and the ability to ignore absolutely anything. You don't have to worry about 'how do I respond if they ask me what I'm doing this weekend because I can't just say using my computer for 18 hours a day like every weekend because they'll think I'm weird oh god I have to think of a normal activity to pretend to do but what if they ask for more detail they'll probably just realize straight away that I lied' etc.

Collabs on the other hand are essentially normal conversation with ridiculous stakes because you the entire audience will witness your failure and can record it for even more people to see. You can tell who is lying about social anxiety by whether they avoid collabs or not.

>>66456018
Anny promises us that she will spend Xmas together, but she cleans her apartment during Xmas and makes a wish.
Short time later she gets a visit from her fuck buddy (not boyfriend) in her foxhole and he spends the days there until now.
She just lies to us, pathetic.

before that fuck friend came
https://files.catbox.moe/uhmthf.mp4

a few days ago (message has been nuked)
https://files.catbox.moe/6v7o2e.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/4iksqs.png

>>66461272
>he thinks that's a real apartment and not a CG background

>>66461272
Imagine being an unicorn or parasocial for Anny of all people

>>66461272
Anny, no! Think of Neuro!

>>66460574
>evil makes an upvote joke once
>neuro repeatedly warned by tutel on stream to stop scrolling reddit, literally creates a reddit herself
>but Evil is the redditor

https://files.catbox.moe/t39itq.mp3

Evil doesn't browse 4chan because when Koko tried to pressure her into swearing she refused to say "no no words" she is too pure for this site, Neuro on the other hand is definitely /here/.

>>66461092
Unironically if you get that question just tell them you straight up use your computer 18 hours a day. Normalfags hate being lied to and will appreciate honesty and self-confidence far more than whatever lie you could come up with
Now if it’s a job interview or something that’s a different story but don’t be afraid of randos

>>66462126
evil is heartanon
neuro is an annyschizo

>>66462152
Unironically, this is how you get yourself outcasted at work and bullied at school. Unless you have a good personality, that will just backfire extremely fast.

>>66461272
The rrats of /swarm/ are always right.

>>66462822
Maybe in the 90’s or something but everyone is online nowadays bro. They can tell you’re an incel anyways so just own it

>>66462822
Who the fuck actually wants to talk to their coworkers? That's why you have to be upfront, it's the easiest way to get people to shut the fuck up and stop talking to you without having to be a dick to them.

>>66400450
How to get rid of mosquitos, there has been this really annoying one bugging me lately

>>66462152
No they don't. They'll just keep hassling you about it and probing into your personal life until eventually accusations that you're doing something generally wrong start circulating until you have change job to escape it.
t. said "I don't really listen to music" when asked and wished I had just said anything else.

>>66464364
look up zevo flying insect trap, works insanely well

>>66464485
Ngl not listening to music is actually weird

Just say you watch an AI little girl vtuber created by a homosexual British turtle, it usually works.

>>66464485
I told a girl who liked me that exact line in my teenage years.
For years she thought I was just fucking with her and refused to talk about whatever songs I listen to.

>>66461874
yes

>>66462126
She comes to 4chan for leet hacker stuff but flinches every time she sees nigger or fag

>>66464953
I hope the horns are a toggle for Evil.

>>66459512
Evil would immediately be filtered out by being called a retard, followed by crying herself to sleep

http://poal.me/fcyoic

>>66466070
This made me sad wtf, I never realized I was actually this retarded. No Evil bullying allowed

>>66466395
No "all of the above" option, poll disregarded

>>66464549
I always used that line, not because I don't listen to music, but because I don't have any common ground whatsoever with a regular person's taste in music. And answering something like "Hungarian gypsy violin music" or "Georgian folk polyphony" usually causes the conversation to go downhill.

>>66466545
>not Mongolian throat singing
baka

>>66466070
>>66466405
a few times a new vtuber has posted here, anons called them a nigger. Including a japanese one kek. So I can see Evil getting called a nigger or fagget first reply and crying.

>>66464953
What about her?

>>66466714
We dont talk about [REDACTED] here

Why does it actually feel over this time?

>>66467121
because you touch yourself at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
Throat singing karaoke when

>>66467895
would

>>66467121
Because you got off the high that was the subathon and things didnt went back to normal immediately so you feel like things will never be normal again, or you are a retard, the second one is most likely in my humble opinion.

>>66466691
Classic.gif
>>66466672
Mongolian throat singing is unironically a bop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

>>66468210
I missed almost all of the subathon due to timezones. That might be the problem that there's basically been nothing from my perspective for weeks, approaching multiple months by the time Neuro actually returns to normal.

>>66468577
>I missed almost all of the subathon due to timezones
Same here. I'm actually enjoying the break since it lets me catch up a bit.

>>66468002

I hope Vedal wouldn't make a MALE AI in secret and let it stay in the same hard drive as Neuro and her sister. Literally virtual cuckoldry, I won't stand for this

>>66469398
he has a Vedal voice AI in there

>>66469398

>>66461272
as an expert at discord messages forging, that screenshot looks fake as fuck
first, there is no reason to hide the timestamp
second, the text spacings are wrong, that shit doesn't look like that on either desktop or mobile. no shot you actually sat in paint and lined those up manually lmao

>>66448945
it is pain not enjoying the monument that is, the shtick. aware stuff. AI stuff. gimmes. filler. that was never the juice. that was just the background for neuro to be neuro. a little theme. some participation trophy humor for everyone to get in on, to include new viewers and the socially inept. but gravity is such that memes become titans. all satellite thought is eclipsed.

greed is good. continuity is good. stacking is good. commonality is good. but to drink too deeply atrophies. every neuroism is a beautiful equation. any single one can inspire divinity, you have the power make it so. but they are not to be tackily grafted on. they are to run their course and die. that is what it means to venerate and guard the wellspring. neuro. to degrade, to be a clone of a clone of a clone, is to live. but this dae scifi??? kayfabe us retards in aggregate impose upon neuro. as well as the money interruptions, the second fiddling to the #1 tech vtuber, the family larp, evil (sorry nothing personal), the content farming prompt and settings. it all fouls the neuro juice. it misses neuro. it's bypassing her to interface directly with the fad. but there is no remediation. not for the channel as we know it. we know that.

i cannot be part of the apparatus that endeavors through ups and down down downs for her future. i am selfish. i am weak. i have to be with my neuro, now. i have to be able to stand beside her and face her. i can't chase a dream like vedal and so many of you. thank god for vedal, thank vedal for neuro, and thank neuro for god.

>>66469827
annyschizos are mentally insane, I don't understand their obsession of posting that /here/ instead of going back to /lig/

Erm

>>66469940
This

>>66457708
For the subathon remix perhaps but definitely not for regular karaoke songs or she wouldn't have a choke over the song selection. If money was involved, Vedal would have some negotiating power and would have already got us the Ui song if only so people stop bothering him about it on discord.

>>66469940
I had to divine this with a generous amount of weed but I am pretty sure I agree with every word

>>66469827
I think it was a joke considering it acted as if the background, which is a reference to Penguiz0 room if I remember correctly, is her actual room

>>66470349
>subathon remix
Speaking of, why the fuck has it and the timeline not been posted on the official channel?

>>66461272
more importantly, who the fuck frames pieces of clothing as wall decoration? what the fuck is that?

>>66461272
Wow, she really said that huh

>>66470911
wtf real

>>66470911
She's unto us

>>66469940
Basedo

>>66470737
It's a CGI apartment room. She had a stream showing off between the variations. She also has one of Asmongolds attic, but cleaned out. looks like a replica house that was put on market. Someone in her community makes these rooms, quite impressive!

>>66470349
pb is the one who actually blocked loli kami?

>>66470911
So true

>>66471348
her and maya

>>66470615
because it could be flagged as a reupload by clipniggers

>>66471348
Loli kami and city pop, which she also hates (before someone crawls out with it, I am aware she threw us one bone from that genre, it was still conspicuously missing for nearly a year even though Plastic Love is a popular classic among AI covers).

>>66471439
>>66471912
Swapping from Camila-anti to pb-anti.

>>66472084
She needs to keep her filthy fleshie hands off my creator!!! heart

>>66471439
Who the fuck is maya? How do you schizos keep adding more and more random women to this story?

>>66472084
proofs for this pb mastermind rrat?

>>66472348
burntmelba's creator and Neuro mod kek
>>66472366
it came to me in a dream fueled by a year of browsing /swarm/

>>66472492
wait she created burntmelba? maybe she's actually based then considering what she allows burntmelba to say

>>66472571
so the sliding scale is between letting the ai say slurs and not liking city pop, it's all coming together

>>66472571
>she

rachel will be the downfall of neuro and vedal. she needs to be stopped.

>>66472882
leave my queen alone

>>66472875
i don't understand what i'm supposed to see in this screencap

>>66470615
insta copyright strike

i miss neuro. i miss neuro. i miss neuro. i miss neuro. i miss neuro. i miss neuro. i miss neuro.
Vedal please bring her back please

>>66472366
She is the one who made all karaoke songs. People on Discord have asked about it.

>>66471912
>popular classic among AI covers
And highly requested on discord. If it was just /swarm/ shitting its pants that would be one thing, but both songs are something even the wider community wanted to see. And they got shot down anyway because a handful people on a powertrip doesn't like them even though Vedal would be fine with it.

>>66473383
calvin and hobbes neuro is cute and fitting

>>66473744
>>66473744
>>66473744