/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with cow: an acrostic poem

Streams on Christmas and New Years
Even when she's full of tears
Xtremely cute, xtremely cunny
When she streams my cock feels funny
In this thread I post my love
To Muyu 'cause there's none above
Hear her giggles and her moos, this
Cow chuuba that you should view
Of course for her I'll give my all, so
Will (You) join the cow cabal?

>>66430304
virgin slut describes every incel

Hina's dumb face.

My mental state is not good (anger) and I cant fall asleep haha

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>66430402

>>66430330
And Lumi.

i will sexualize jelly in my head and nobody can stop me

Pippa love~!

>>66430503
Stop peeking in on your sister when shes reading fanfic an~on~.

>>66430391
How long we gonna give this ritualpost? 2 weeks?

NOW (Literally right now)
Erina Makina (LIVE | Before Your Eyes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUiPuISf-8I

SOON
Jelly Hoshiumi (2h | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8nytaacb20
Kaneko Lumi (5h | Tropico 6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8ObjI1Z84
Tenma Maemi (6h | Rocks)
https://www.youtube.com/@TenmaMaemi/streams

LATER
Komachi Panko (7h | Dark Souls)
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko/streams
Hikanari Hina (7h | GFE?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLZF5uH2I
Ember Amane (8h | Monster Hunter World)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CU78LWtYwI
Kaneko Lumi (9h | Workout Wednesday (Does she still do those?))
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Muu Muyu (9h | Doom 1993)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-DXeFHCHgU
Shiina Amanogawa (11h | JP Predictions: Drawing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHCGnxRElwE
Pipkin Pippa (14h | Roblox Pictionary Collab w/ Nasa, Lia, Airi, Remi, Jelly, Erina & Eimi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JihndoDfwk
Eimi Isami (14h | Roblox Pictionary Collab w/ Nasa, Lia, Airi, Remi, Jelly, Erina & Pippa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6d2kl2Q6Uc
Fujikura Uruka (15h | Needy Streamer Overload)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwrE1DvdlQg
Utatane Nasa (17h | Detroit and/or Mazekura)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams


BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (18h | Guardian Tales)
https://www.youtube.com/@FlowerguardNatsumi/streams

I would rape, kill & die for Pipkin Pippa.

Please let the new JP girls be gud.

I have to go outside today

>>66430565
They need to be more than gud if they want to make a dent in the JP market.

>>66430581
my condolecens, wishing you good luck anon

>>66430581
Same. I have to go get milk for my Amanogawa Shiina Phase Connect Coffee™

>>66430565
Ja, they should be gut

I think Eimi should relax a little

>>66430581
Sun is good

>>66430530
Scheduled Nasa, you're becoming one of my favorite posters very quickly

>>66430391
plapkin plappa

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhighs reveal

/pcg/'s new theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qZdbFXid4

Which Phaser are you least willing to have sex with

>>66430680
Eimi should relax her sphincter a little.

>>66430761
It could be on the cards.

>>66430489
you should do it openly

>>66430713
It's winter. There is no sun.
>>66430667
>>66430672
Thanks. Be safe out there.

>>66430738
I'm glad it helps

>>66430785
Lumi. I don’t want to carch STDs.

>>66430785
The lolis

Take into consideration.

>>66430832
Imagine living somewhere without sun year round.

>>66430845
They're all adult. Some of them are even older women.

>>66430455
The artist behind this is finishing the image, I cannot wait

>>66430877
Yeah imagine living in the first world

>>66430330
You can't be both

>>66430530
>Tenma Maemi (6h | Rocks)
>https://www.youtube.com/@TenmaMaemi/streams
This has been delayed for a week btw, she might have another stream instead

>>66430785
Probably Rie. Iori is a close second, but a coal burner is a coal burner

>>66430973
How are you so sure

>>66430785
Dizzy. Old and straight up crazy in a non-fun way

>>66430995
Thank you, will update the schedule

>>66431069

>>66431034
tits though

>>66431034
what mental illness does dizzy have

>>66430995
Why rocks? Did she buy a bunch of those zoomer "energy" crystals?

>>66431126
self absorbed obsessive narcissist

lemon whore is moving on to bananas?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8ObjI1Z84
its so over

>>66431180
>banana women
Lumi is a futa

>>66431169
sounds pretty kinky ngl

>>66431034
I know how to handle girls like her.

I want to do some impressive feat(s) but Im just a stupid worthless guy and it even if I did somehow do something great, it would probably be a waste. It feels hopeless.

>>66431192
They are no fun in bed. Too egotistical

>>66431180
This is literally me when I overthrow third world governments for financial gain

>>66431203
What does this have to do with Pippa?

>>66431180
always meant to play tropico but i never did

>>66431193
raita about to copyright strike phase connect

>>66431222
The fun is in breaking them.

>>66431203
Try to find something you enjoy doing and pour your energy in to that. Most people won't get it, but some will be impressed that you have a passion

>>66431069
Why are you up so early/not asleep? I haven't seen any rumblings from da Michi

there might woman tears. at least she started to take the game seriously she got to the boat

>>66431281
Not really. I'd much prefer someone who wants me to have a good time

>>66431222
I am going to be raping her anyway. The higher the ego the better.

>>66431284
Because I live in a superior time zone

>>66430785
Probably jelly, i dont want to ruin her and make her cock hungry

shibuya

>>66431316
She just needs a little training.

>>66431351
Jelly won’t be cock hungry with your 3 inch micropenis, anon

Anon needs to jerk off before posting

>>66431300
I don't think so. This game's writing is lacking subtlety.

Runie was wasted last night huh? Watching the VOD now

>>66431370
Better with one of the girls desperate for approval and attention. They just need their skills trained

>>66431284
Business.

>>66431408
quite

>>66431389
I'm actually doing nofap just to spite you

>>66431428
Hope it goes well!

how breedable is pippa

>>66431428
Dont forget the black contractor bags for disposing of the body~!

>>66431566
Her body is not fit to bear children

Is this the woman tears game?

>>66431180
Looks like this will need updating.

Never done any OC here before. Is there a good place to get all the ref sheets?

>>66431587
>black contractor bags
You know too much.

[Uruka News] Uruka face reveal

>>66431761
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

Some sex would be nice. Preferably from one of the Phasers.

>pippa knows what human semen tastes like
it’s over

>>66431842
You will get liker sex and be happy with it

>>66431862
why did you feel the need to specify "human" tho

>>66431862
?

>>66431887
Gay sex isn't sex

If I don't watch erina's stream then it can't hurt me

>>66431673
Or just pics of the models/heads without having to cut them all out by hand

>>66431976
Uwuga cute (*^▽^*)

I can't believe Erina cried to this.

>>66431862
Haven't you tasted your own?

>>66432048
Bro I wasn't expecting to feel this morning.

Erina....

>>66431673
Is the OP one not good

>>66432063
I read this as you wanting to cut their heads off.

>>66432145
I am a fucking retard. Thanks

Good morning gentlemen, I love Shiina.

>>66431976

>>66431408
A little bit

>>66431418

>>66431408
not that wasted
she was still speaking clearly and coherently by the end
probably tipsy at most

if you wanna see wasted look at panko and erinas drunk streams

>>66432199
Not all the girls have a ref sheet, if you need more art of any of the girls let us know

>>66431428
I thought you were a stinky neet, I guess you could work from home nowadays.

Give me your favorite VOD of your oshi.

>>66432382
Thanks! Will do!

>>66431723
it just stands to reason someone has to dispose of the remains of michi's clubbing victims.

Erina is really cute, I'm still upset that she didn't get shilled enough so it took me longer to start watching her

>>66432289
watching it now, she's not smashed but she's definitely tipsy at minimum

>>66431180
Oh cool I grew up with this series. For the first time ever I might just watch a lemon whroe stream.

>>66432455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHHSoTTSmlM&pp=ygUMdXJ1a2EgZWFzdGVy

>>66432455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLCs8VumrQw&t=117s&ab_channel=N333 Its peak Pippa. There's a part where she talks about raising your own daughter wife that makes me laugh every time.

Are there any health benefits to sleeping completely naked?

>>66432455
https://www.youtube.com/live/lS8YGPImuls
best, probably not, but it's the one i keep coming back to

>>66432722
It lets the night demons cum inside you while you sleep which can give you a testosterone boost.

>>66432455
One of my favorites and I think showcases her comedic talent and effort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ifJy3vJKM

>>66432455
not my favourite ever but most recent one I enjoyed was hamster autism and anxiety

>>66432819
forgot link reee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu2pyc3BhGo

/pcg/ ROSTER POLL
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRxA0m6nd
This is not the medal poll, that one will come after the players are decided.
>name field
The requirement is only there to make sure your vote isn't lost in the void.

I also want to bring attention to the fact that the current number of talents means Tenma's backup keeper will no longer be another Tenma, which in turn means no longer guaranteed starter status. As such, I suggest allowing Tenma to run for a medal position (winning the medal vote means forfeiting her GK spot), and failing to win a medal would return her to the starter GK position. This is something I'd rather discuss with the thread than make an extra poll out of.

i WILL change Wemi's diapers

hahaha....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now that it's not just Bito awake I can go sleep, I hope everyone's day goes well and you get some kind of good news

>>66432455
Might be recency bias but I really love this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpE97EdKFI8
If I'm having trouble sleeping or if I'm feeling down lately I go out, lay under the stars and watch/listen to this before bed

>>66432858
Does everyone get a slot?

>>66432945
nini doragon!

This is too lewd

>>66432444
This is of a physical nature.

>>66432945
Sleep well, boyo.

See you niggas later.

>>66433008
BYE

>>66432966
Yes, one slot per talent, one talent per slot. Phase JP not included, they will be represented by Sad Girl Company in some manner.

>>66432858
done

Be careful guys, the numberfags are coming for you >>66433035
They have been trying to link the bvtm twitter handler to Pippa for ages. It is a matter of time before they start targeting Phase Connect.

Do you have what's she's looking for?

>>66433141
start?

>>66432945
Nini lil doragon

>>66433141
lol, lmao, what are they gonna do? Not watch streams. They already do that and jerk to their little numberinos

Runie describing how she'd sleep with a chopped up Buggy dakimakura is cute

Lia is kind of weird desu

>>66433316
If by weird you mean pure sex and I want her to violate my poor helpless tied up body and do whatever weird freaky things she wants to do, then yes, lia is kind of weird.

>>66430832
Random thought, but a few years ago I was playing Path of Exile on Hardcore and after trading some guy for something, he told me, "stay safe" and I thought it was so odd I typed "kk ty". Anyways I'm going to bed lads; have my favourite 2hu ost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYnymCcKVw

>>66433141
Oh no. Anyways....

>>66433371
Have a nice life

>>66433316
She says she hates us. Crazy hot.

>>66433394
kk ty

>>66433371
nini cat!

>>66433141
Why were you in that thread? Are you a numberfag? Yuck!

how is THIS gonna go?

>>66433371
Don't a lot of the npcs say that

>>66433435
Hot

>>66433435
What is this dubious creature?

>squibbycat write-in
Anon... there's no room in the roster...

>>66433473
The first of many

>>66433141
>NijiEN collapsed because of /#/
thanks for the chuckle anon

Is Pippa going to comment on the tunnels under NYC

>>66433543
Given that he who mentioned it in chat yesterday was banned, probably not

>>66433141
Yeah and they won't get anywhere because the idea that bvtm has anything to do with phase beyond liking some talents is schizobabble.
But seriously, why do we have the worst antis? It's embarrassing at this point. Just a collection of the biggest retards and lolcows of the entire scene. Fishman should hire a marketing firm to run actual anti ops so we can get something that isn't fucking embarrassing.

I decided to stay up all night again HAHAHAH
AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

>>66432455
Catgirl ASMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVRd_nRR2IA
Karaoke where she was happy and confident all the way through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBSPs78owU
Only Up had great energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7IAl5sSwq0
In the groove making rad chuuni drawings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WK-rjDBbHQ
Stationary and ink handcam autism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3cfVviJ7Ik
McDonald's presentation that was just generally fun and kicked off other power points https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyYlvTZphmo

>>66433371
Lmao I just wanted to say something instead of ignoring the post so I thought about what could be the most generic response adequate to the conversation.

I bet Lia's Jordans are fake

>>66433141
Only one reply cares and they sound obviously sarcastic

>>66433543
Kike posting gets you a time out

>>66432642
40 minutes in and its pretty comfy. Good vod.

>>66433611
Why are you defending brown vtuber memes is the real question.

has Airi done any handcams?

Genuine question, what happens if you microwave a hamster? Does it really explode?

>>66433611
It's fine, the drama brings new eyes and the retards are too retarded to cause any real damage.

>>66433611
Unironically Pippa. They're drawn to her like flies to honey.

>>66433875
No. Feed it mentos & soda

>>66433875
stop torturing animals you sick fuck

>>66433794
I love Sakana but fuck that

>>66433624
Why

>>66433967
Some forces are too insidious to be meddled with

Which Phase girl would be the most likely to build an underground tunnels system and use it daily just to avoid going outside? Pic unrelated.

>>66434040

>>66433543
>NYC's infrastructure, which is basically built on top of a bunch of old tunnels that are directly adjacent to massive bodies of water, has been compromised by crazy religious people
>but nobody's allowed to discuss it because it attracts too many shitheads that can't be subtle or play it cool
Shame.

>>66433989
because i kept telling myself i was gonna shower before bed but got distracted

>>66434040
EIMI

>>66434040
Lia would build one that takes her to Disney land, riot hq and all near by convention centres

>>66433543
isn't commenting on /pol/ bait topics her thing?

>>66434073
What group of crazy religious people anon

>>66433794
>>66434073
>Can make fun of X, Y, Z freely
>but not of jews for some reason
Really makes you think.

>>66434115
No that's Kirsche.

I love this Panda

>>66433967
They've been clamping down on chat for the last 3 months.

>>66434073
Name them

>>66432554
Sorry dude, I don't like shilling girls I like, especially /here/. Less fags and schizos to deal with and I get to have her more to myself

>>66434306
Nijisanji

How much are you willing to pay for a sip of Pippa’s pippussy juice?

>>66434187
They've been clamping down on nigger jokes as well.
Grim.

>>66433624
Airi would want you to get some sleep anon. You wouldn't want to pass out in the middle of her sleep now would you?

Which phase girls swallow and which ones spit?

>>66434337
They are piputting it in the water supply.

>>66434359
they do what i ask

>>66434355
h-how did you know I was an Airi head?

>>66434359
Shiina, uruka, jelly & lia spit. The others snowball it.

>>66434388
The gif you used

>>66434337
Oral sex is nasty

>>66434419
Oral sex is unironically hotter and more intimate than normal sex

>>66434135
Those ultra mega jews that have to constantly figure out how to circumvent their own religious doctrine in order to be cityfags.

>>66434419
Femanon or fag.

Muyu's World! :D

>>66434471
Neither, it's actually gross.

>>66434388
I can smell an Airihead from a mile away.

>>66434417
its 5AM
theres no way ill wake up before 3pm now

Watching the Pippa VOD, was anyone else on /co/ when the show started? It was shitposting like I hadn't dealt with before and was part of why I left the board. Of course that shit was nothing compared to what the site would see in coming years but I had a different mentality.

>>66434355 me
>sleep
I meant stream, oops

>>66434460
I thought they were a sect of Luminite jews that were using the tunnel to practice a bris on a lemon

>>66434462
based and true

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1745079487534862759

>>66434521
Don't worry about it and get some rest so you can enjoy her stream properly, even if it's a vod

>>66434573
Hina wouldn't do that

>>66434573
My current gf pees when she comes. It's not based having a beard full of piss.

>>66434613
am i the only one getting popping noise from this?
it even popped when jerry plays it on stream

>>66434613
whats jerrys worth at the slot machine anyway

>>66434629
Give it a month and all the yabs will come out
You didn't think gen 3 were innocent, did you...?

>>66434562
The only thing for certain is that Lumi is directly responsible and benefited from it in some capacity.

Sex havers please leave

>>66434654
Firstly, kys sex haver
Secondly, why doesn't she just piss beforehand?

>>66434774
Wait I meant to use this one, just got home from work

>>66434708
whats the time you have to be exposed to stimuli in order to create a pavlovian response?

>>66434654
You are supposed to drink it all retard kys

>>66434774
She does. Girls always seem to leave some in the tank.

>>66434673
There are definitely pops at the start and end of the audio.
I also get popping noise about 1 to 2 seconds in, but only on the first loop; there's no popping in the middle of the video for any subsequent loops, and also none when I open the webm directly on catbox.

>>66434654
That's actually fucking rancid.

>>66434654
ever thought she was just messing with you
what if you start pooping in her beard too
>sorry babe i can't help it, you know!

>>66434833
Not everyone is a freak anon.

>>66434919
>her beard

>>66434919
Girls don't have a sense of humour. She was actually very self conscious about it and it took a while to get her to relax and just let it go.

>>66434850
It sounds like she's leaving some on purposes

>>66434471
hey don't lump me in with that fag i love oral

>>66434929
You are missing out. I will literally kill to drink my oshi’s piss.

>https://youtu.be/Q8nytaacb20

Phase winning

>>66435038
Ioriposter...

Jerry time

The one and only thing I dislike about Muyu is that she activated a bunch of pissfags. We really could've done without them.

>>66435095
shit now I have to do a tunnel.

>>66435095
You will play block game, and you will be happy

>>66435115
Pissfags and vtubing have gone hand in hand since time immemorial.

Everytime piss comes up all I can think of is Pippa's piss fetish and remember the offkai stream this year where she threatened to rub her arm pits on us to mark us as her property.

TLDR I'd let Pippa mark me if it would make her happy.

Why would she do this

>>66435038
Tits

>>66435171
Yes, but, as I said, she activated them. Before they were dwelling in the shadows and lusting over deerpiss or whatever.

>>66435095
does jelly have her maros opened?
i wanna confess something to her

>>66435038
Ioriposter gives sloppy blowjobs confirmed

>stop watching porn
>Start finding most sex acts gross
Funny that.

>>66434654
I had a girl that squirted too
try just getting her to the brink with oral if necessary and then finishing her with penetration

>>66435180
>piss fetish
At this point it would be quicker to count fetishes pippa doesn’t have

>>66435231
You're just baiting them retard, I hope every thread becomes uoh cunny haha piss bros to spite you

>>66435180
I once caught a strip show where the stripper would dance around to each person, stick a finger in her pussy and wipe it under each person's nose.

>>66435180
Pippa doesn't have a piss fetish, she just made a few jokes

>>66435197
Apparently Lumi has been talking a lot with Nasa and giving her career advice. Perhaps she knows something.

>all that real estate
>lives in a pile of rocks and sleeps on a furnace
Is Jelly OK?

>>66435302
how many jokes, enough to fill a half an hour vid?

>>66435236
That's how it happens fren.

>>66435367
She's normal, she said so herself.

>>66435257
She can't finish with penetration only, it's all clit work. Either way it's usually a mess, especially if she's on top.

>>66432888
I WILL put Uruka in diapers.

>>66435180
Totally not gfe btw

>>66435390
Just a normal human being, just like you and me?

>>66435320
RIP nasa

>>66435458
Correct, she's possessive little sister wife experience.

Diaper fetishists confuse and frighten me

>>66435532
As they should.

>>66435532
it's just cute and humiliating

>>66435459
I don't think you're quite normal, so who's to say
you're a weirdo, anon.
go shave that beard, freak

>>66435418
I empathize, I remember having to change sheets a lot

>>66435580
I get that it's humiliating, but cute? No man, it's just gross

>>66435442
She's already in them now.

>>66434812

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>66435180

>>66435961

>>66435961
I love when she comes out with unhinged shit like this during collabs

Good morning /pcg/, I hate Panko

>>66436149
>>66436024
That's just normal woman behaviour

>>66436156

Bad morning /pcg/, I love Beeko

>>66436156

Is it okay to spam Tenma in the /lig/ thread

>>66434613
Jerry!

>>66436292
No, don't be a fag

>>66436292
First you must decipher what "i" in /lig/ means

>>66436156
Why are you gay?

>>66436156

I missed Jelly... It's so good to have her back...

I know I'm late but what does "sex pussy fuck blast" even mean?

>>66436626
what does your heart tell you

Dizzy should come back

>shes not gonna say SPFB
lame

>>66436156
gay, i love her even more today iykyk

>>66436156
Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

>>66435180
But does pippa want to piss on others or does she want to get pissed on? I remember the latter from some stream but now I'm not sure.

>>66436672
>iykyk

>>66435236
>Stop watching porn
>Fall in love with my Oshi and cant stop thinking about doing lewd things to her
Seems like people really are different.

>>66436672
is she ovulating today or something?

>>66436732
pankophile...

>>66436769
she is CUTE iykyk

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 37 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Phase connect escorts

Connect with us

Featuring

Pippa the strippa

Here I come

Mega hooker

All tricks for me

No trick for you

You think I'm easy

I'm here to screw the world

I'm gonna fuck fuck

Till the end

I am a super whore

Inside the cheap show store

The strippa!

>>66436988
Everyones free use idol

>>66436988
The lyrics aren't bad but the reddit spacing indicates you're a tourist, so get out of here

>>66436988
Are you 12

>>66437074
I stole it from Twitter

>>66437074
That's how lyrics are written you unimaginable autist

What if instead of going around the globe we set up a wire through the globe so that Jelly has better ping

jelly bullying a panda

>oh darkwood whats it for?
>oh for looks? this is pointless!
jelly really isnt girly enough for me

Runie is literally asking for it

>"can't even breed efficiently"
ouch, just like /pcg/... and phase connect talents..

>>66437050
Riro Ron?

bnuybee

>>66437199
Why does she hate panko...

>>66437255
The hags have to have at least one egg left

>>66437206
Jelly is autistic little sister experience

>>66437206
true, Eimi was very excited about darkwood I remember
darkwood huh

>>66437414
Amazing...

>>66437923
i dont get it either, but id rather watch a girl squeal about wood being a specific shade than jelly read a manual about summoning rain

Morning /Pcg/ I WILL still marry Airi. Cute Korean woman is my weakness.

>>66437923
Yeah mine

>>66438089
Are you a woman or a humanities major

>>66438194
She's got the honka donka badonkas

>>66437824
Is it wrong wanting to fuck your autistic little sister?

>>66438251
no in fact im jealous you can get that urge

>>66430530
>My wife and my new girlfriend will be streaming at the same time
Well that's not good

jelly in da telly!

god shes so fucking autistic i just wanna bully her

Jelly's house literally looks like all the houses I've built in Minecraft. We're literally married at this point.

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