/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Para is late and needs correction
https://twitch.tv/wwparasi

>>66377463
i will pull on her ears lightly

>>66377463
Para wants to get knocked and will RP for it

>>66377463
>as long as i don't see any blood it's okay

>>66377463
>Para has been using 1 (ONE) single SSD (250GB) for 7 (SEVEN) years
someone please save her

This barefoot creature will turn 1 in a month.

>>66377463
>I have a fucked up toe because of an accident from middle school
>adults didn't care enough to bring her to the hospital
They are such a cute couple...

https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch
welsh little sis sheep's doing a cozy 3 year anniversary celebration!

>>66377463
im all for cannibalism and correcting the bunny but i think she should keep her clitoris

>>66379180
>ancient seep
>proof that the horns aren't real

>>66379180
her struggling to say prosthetics is pretty cute...

>>66379588
>horns aren't real
Mkay killing myself good knowing you guys

>>66379707
but anon you can take them off and scrungle her hair unencumbered

>>66379894
I want cute sheepgirls to watch this gay anime together during the sheepover

>no sheeptuber playing Anila in GBVSR
life is pain dayo

>>66379180
STORY TIME
>the year was 2020
>the world was on fire
>Seep was in a dire state
>watched vtubers, got hooked
>Marine, Korone, Matsuri..
>didnt mind isolation from covid but wasnt happy because of other stuff
>Myth was announced, Seep did not believe in EN vtubers
>watched the debuts, and then Gura stream
>listening to her sing felt like PBnJ
>EN stuff got popular
>Koopa Fortuna debuted
>she was just like Seep frfr
>one night Seep gets drunk, pukes her guts out
>and this is when she knew, she had to become a vtuber
Here you go, the vomit origin story.

>>66380115
is that a gundam versus game

>>66377463
>i think a roach crawled into my mouse
please, save her

>>66379180
oh no... moth on stream this disgusting, monstruous even

>>66380318
no
fighting game based off of an old ass gacha ip
one of the player characters is a cute busty sheep lady who throws sheep at people

>>66380458
demonic in nature

>>66380527
oh right granblu

>>66379894
I can't lift her up by her horns... My life is over...

>>66380527 based
>>66380115 taste

>>66380708
you definitely can if youre not afraid of mild brain damage
jsut apply a ton of pressure on the sides of her head. using the horns and lift her up
its its curly chopsticks and also handlebars

>>66380708
you must hold her see this is what the instructions say on the box

>>66379180
>bans a viewer for saying muvluv is boring
and on a that day Eira created a true vilain

>>66381135
At least the hooves are real

>>66379180
Cute gote mentioned!

>>66381511
ktmi love!

>>66377463
> *pomf*
> *sits on your bed*
> i LOVE doing RP on stream
Para is very into roleplay lately huh

>talks about eating ass
>plays ancient magic sfx
>dark souls moan
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
What a chad

>>66379707
Those hips don't lie

>>66381917
God I want her to kick me to death so bad bros
Please just crush my skull with your hooves Eira

shit i didn't know eira knew a war criminal personally

CUTE GIRL GUESTS CUTE GIRL GUESTS

>>66382300
cute song
even cuter energy

>>66377463
>Para tried speaking Finnish and it sounded like Welsh to me
i might have brain damage

>>66379180
>known for her karaoke
i miss those a lot
love when Eira starts watching random vids then inevitably sings along some anime song

>>66382723
it's really cute

>>66379180
a sheep friend!

THE SHEEPOVER IS REAL

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
non-sheep woolly southerner's live with class of 09' the second one

>>66383824
AAAH SHEEP SEX SHEEP SEX

>>66383824
>both are feeling all warm
kinda gay if you ask me (this is a positive)
>we should collab
YES THAT

>>66383900
I LOVE GAY GIRLS

>>66383868
last time she played this she had to nuke the vod so dont count on watching it later unless you record it

>>66383923
need

>>66377463
why is Para being cute this is upsetting

>>66384276
>used to be a huge shoujo enjoyer as a baby bnuy
i swear sometimes it's like shes a girl or something and it does things to me

jackbox time get in

>>66377463
Essie in chat
within 3s Para goes:
>sometime i see things on Twitter that are essiecore and i want to send them to you but im too shy

>>66379180
>Probing my anus was good though
thats a thing a 3 year old lamb once said on stream

>>66377463
>used to scrape concrete off the walls with her nails
perfectly sane bunny

>>66377463
>everyone her loves Para ....right?
>i want to hear you guys say it right now all at once
shes soooo needy today...

>>66386681
>actually wants to play needy streamer overload
>gets jealous at viewers having seen their chuubas (plural) play it already
shes not even hiding it...

>>66379180
>be fujo
>develop a cum thirsty audience
>suffer the consequences of your own actions
dunno seep this one might be your fault

>>66379180
>this incest pilled creature wants to grab Eira by the horns
i'm imagining alright

>>66388176
dommy rat...

>>66379180
awkward girls together cute

>>66388683
very homo together

>>66388683
Paizuri

>>66377463
>this is that time of the week again
>please tell me you're not mad at me

>>66379180
Kwappers Koopernicus

>>66379180
>>66380222
>>66389286
HERE SHE BE
>we are friends!

>>66389391
I change my mind this paizuri pair please

>>66389750
ill take care of Charlotte then, the awkwardness will be really cute

>>66388176
>>66388683
>>66389391
paizuri with Eira Bodega Charlotte and Koopa...

>>66379180
someone has rizz

>yes to sun dress
We're gonna be eating good lads

>bad decision raid
id agree with that

>>66389391
FUCK I missed my mom on stream, I hope she's doing well

>>66379180
its too bad that eira was still sick for her anni stream but im glad she got tons on friends on and maybe she has a better grasp on how much she means to some chuubas now
happy anni seep!

https://twitch.tv/NinoEgyn
>the roach crawled out of Para's mouse and will play silent hill
expect some loud and intense screamies

https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
nervous energy little sis sheep's doing some cooking in cooking mama!

>>66391603
madder than a hatter

>>66391875
i love the little guy in the window

>>66391603
>Para are you here? can i tell you the dream i had of you?
>i dreamed that you streamed on kik and you were ultra famous on it
>maybe its a premonition that you will be very famous

Meanwhile in Para (allegedly not gay) own dreams:
>i dreamed that we went shopping together

>>66392493
anyway, next topic
>i love eating tongue
i dont event need to make a joke about this

>>66391990
he's just here to have a good time

shit does anyone wanna make an essie ad for 4chan

>>66391603
>how do i stop having evil thoughts and just be cute girl?
im not sure i want that...

>>66393395
>proceeds to kill people zho dont enjoy sardines the way she does
nevermind she doesnt really want to stop being evil

>>66393395
yeah i kinda like schizokino essie

DAILY REMINDER ABOUT THE ESSIE PADLET
BANG BANG BANG
KAM WISH THE FAKKIN SHEEP A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>66391603
>im actually Canadian
my cute Canadian cousin...

>>66391603
if i had a penny for every sheeptuber that was a post-tomboy...

>>66391603
>i was a huge tomboy wanabe when i was a kid
>...now look at me!
i love this contrarian canadian cousin sheep

>>66391603
>was rehearsing what i was gonna say
>first i was nervous, very hot and sweaty
>then broke in a cold sweat
>i lurv her... dont tell her i said that
cute

>>66391603
>birthday stream will be a sleepover
but we actually sleep together at the end

Essie...
Christmas is a fucking year away
Why is Anuc on stream?

wtf is the blue sweater guy even saying

baachis we have to cook

>>66394616
nobody knows for sure
for all we know he is purely AI generated

she heard my desire for schizokino

IT'S SO OVER

oh no...

>>66391603
Essie is such a textbook clutz i cant believe shes not made of anime

this fucking girlfailure will not make ONE good meal

nevermind she got one silver

>>66396182
check previous threads the used to have a giant list in the OP that was barely usable
Watame pics are posted all the time and when she releases a new song or does something unusual we joke about a very talented indie sheep
in other words, Watame is loved here, we're just not her home thread

>>66391603
>puts on epic boss battle music
>focusses super hard on cooking boiled eggs in a video game
>get a perfectly mid 50/100
i love how hopeless she is in the kitchen

>>66391603
>looks like a high schooler or younger
>cant take care of herself
>is a bit evil and definitely schizo
>can roleplay warriorcats on demand
shes so perfect bros

>>66398211
tenoutaten

>>66398067
she has to have legit autism or something

>>66391603
>reason people came to the US?
>FREEDOM
i laughed at that one
civics is just propaganda no matter the country huh

>>66398836
yeah pretty much

>>66391603
>it looks like a dog
shes beyond perfect
shes actually a little retarded
i love her so much

>ive never played blue archive is she me ……..

>>66398464
here you go, she claims she doesnt have it
i honestly think she was just very sheltered as a kid

>>66393395
>wants a chat mascot plushie just so she can abuse it
She's done it before, she'll do it again...

Essie and Para being oddly similar in all sorts of ways is still surprising to me somehow

>>66391603
>i dont snort on stream
that is definitely not true
i was about to point it out earlier today but then didnt because i thought she might not be aware of it

>>66391603
>can i confess something fr rn?
>when i ... when i...
>NO! i dont think i can say it
>my hands are sweating rn
>when i was first getting into v-vtubing
>you know whats actually one thing i hope to be?
>i always wanted to be someone who was dotted on
>but i realise i dont have the personality for that
> ...im diffferent now, okay?
>i think im a little too mental
>i dont wanna be treated like a baby
she is so fucking cute

she's so tsundere...

>stop it stop it
>i hate you DIE
you can hear the constant smile
shes gonna have sore cheeks from being dotted on, because she asked for it
cutest dork on the planet

Did anyone one save the stealth stream VOD?
TwitchRecovery isnt helping and now that Essie mentioned maros I'm even more curious about it
I was assuming she nuked the it because she talked about Pomu which I'm also curious about

She was too cute today
Been away and just saw the new OP. Looks nice.

>>66402608
nope

>>66402610
thanks mang

>>66401588
yeah she's the best

I bet Essie is in bed right now still thinking about the end of stream and blushing and kicking het feet

https://twitch.tv/kyubalt
Kyub is doing.... something

>>66407269
cute dork