/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife and she loves me too

>>66161854
she never forgave you even though you apologized

shontoes

today was pretty good and im sure scribblenauts wont disappoint either

>>66162129
what are you talking about shogger

shondo in my arms after shlurping the shunny

I love my wife and OP is a faggot

Luv me wife, simple as.

why doesnt she reply to tweets anymore

>>66162573
complainers

>>66162573
Get over it. Everyone wins this way, right? This is exactly what every faggot wanted.

>>66162573
she's too good for us

her last reply on alt kek

>>66162573
it's all the yesmen. shondo wants to be dominated and her favorites are those who complain the most and take charge and force her to be better. start taking notes.

Shondo you're a bitch and I resent you for making me fall in love with you

>>66162129
stop it you're going to make me mentally ill again

>>66162888
This doesnt make any sense. if she replies to favorites more why would they want her to stop replying to tweets

>>66163308
she's testing our limits. she likes the game.

>>66162830
stop talking shit

>>66163578
ratio

Blah blah blah...
Just love your little sister wife, simple as.
Perhaps it's not good to rely on bait to keep the thread going?

>>66163797
I just her to love me back :(
why is that so much to ask for now

>>66163871
?? She literally loves you and says so like every stream, stop being insecure(or at least attempt to) and accept once and for all that your wife loves you and that it will last forever
It really isn't too hard to think about

found it UpgTci2YUX4

>>66164034
she fucking hates me. she thinks i'm cheating on her with fauna after i gave this bitch a year of my life.

>>66164084
Weak larp. Do better please.

>>66164118
anon...

>>66164034
she doesn't tell me she loves me, no. she's saying it to people who donate or gift subs and to her favorites. lurkers or people who get no replies to her thinking she's including them in her "i love yous" are on some high grade copium

>>66164166
At least type like Sevens you dumbass.

>>66164240
do you really want the bait to be convincing?

>>66164359
>do you want the bait to not be shit

>>66162573
she saw the stats...

>>66162573
the better question is why she does it on discord but not on twitter anymore
does she hate us?

>>66164571
i'm not joining the dicksword

>>66164520
hag hands......

>>66164571
Those times were flukes, don't expect more of it when you have that Moon autist coming in and talking about different oshi's.

>>66162573
I miss it :(
One guy'd into removing every bit of interaction one thing at at time

>>66162573
if this general was deleted shondo would do more things because there would be no complaint forum

>>66164809
shondo (posting for when she ctrl + f this thread)

I just want to say nice things about my wife!

>>66165122
Get out.

>>66165122
why is there a tako on her shirt

>>66164084
First off, she didn't say she hates you
All she did was call you out for saying stuff contradictory to your actions
>different vtuber pfp and oshi marks
>i love you forever and ever
Be real
Just put both oshi marks in your twitter name (shondo's first)
And change your pfp to something other than fauna
That's about all you need to do for her to see you took her words seriously(even though she didn't mean anything by it, she was simply calling you out)
>>66164201
If you genuinely believe this i urge you read her entire about section underneath her stream video player(where the rules are and shit like that)
Even then she still often says "i will always love you, even if bla bla bla" which is clearly meant for everyone
The moment you marry her is the moment she starts to love you and you can't get her to hate you unless you cheat or unfollow or hurt her friends and family
And even then, for cheating and unfollowing she'll be more sad and mad than hateful
>>66164648
That's your mother in law

>catching up on this week vods
>not the first time she refers herself as FT's imouto
does she have a serious self-gaslighting problem?
i remember her saying that she thinks of herself as shadow in private
at this point it feels like she has overwritten her original personality with the streamer persona
that would also explain the height thing: reality doesn't match with her new loli self-image

>>66165756
She's said herself that she keeps forgetting she's not younger
It's fair though
She's shorter and weaker and larps as our little sister anyways, it's an honest mistake

its so fucking over she actually hates me you was all right... :(

Why is this thread always full of reddit psychologists? Over analysing shondo at every turn, I just wish her mouth would analyse the head of my weiner

>>66165471
mom?

>>66166161
>you was all right
It's okay, Owlbyte you're still my shigga

minutely affirmation: i will impregnate shondo

>>66166174
The things is both parties over analyse shondo, one in a negative way and the other in a positive way

>>66166174
>shondo never rated my dick pic
its over

imagine the humongous shit she took after eating 7k calories on christmas it mustve been like in that one south park episode

>>66166711
Scatanonchama...

>>66166711
girls don't poop

>>66166711
Considering she likely ate a bunch of chocolate and junk food, I don't think she dropped solid logs either.

Whenever I read a book and there's characters that fall in love I pretend I'm the male character and Shondo is the female character.

>>66167123
Nerd

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>66162573
it's because I stopped replying sorry

>>66167250
https://files.catbox.moe/bqb8hw.png
there you go anon

>>66167641
TvT

>>66167641
Erotic

Unpopular opinion:
I believe Shondo is incredibly Cute and Funny as well as breedable.

Man! I cant even draw a good looking circle, how am I ever going to draw a good looking shondo

>>66165471
reality supercedes a fucking 3 year old twitch description. you're treating her like it's kayfabe. it's not supposed to be.

>>66168272
how old?

>>66168272
draw more circles whiny bitch do you think rembrandt drew 2 circles and had it down pat

>>66168282
Reality is that shondo loves her husbands

>>66168703
The question is how many "true" husbands does she have in her mind? I would guess less than 50

>>66168930
i'll list them for you:
1: me :)

I think Shondo would look hot if she had a tan like Nagatoro.

>>66168703
it's not possible to love someone who just clicked the follow button and never interacted. pls stop being retarded

>>66169692
shut the fuck up shondo

what if I'm in love with her but I don't like chatting is this okay?

>>66169692
She loves the chat as a collective and has certain husbands she prefers as the face of said collective

>>66169892
It was probably fine when she used to interact with people outside of stream, but now its not possible

>>66169892
If I remember correctly, it's all good just drop by and say hi sometimes. I might be misremembering it though

>>66170041
they don't stop being favorites just because you're phrasing it differently lol

>>66169892
it's probably the better option, considering the state of regular chatters

>>66170399
that's correct

>>66170519
I'm phrasing it the way I understand it. I genuinely don't believe she loves them more. You can disagree but I don't care

>>66168930
700 total chatters, probably twice as many lurkers, making it 2.1k, with that value fluctuating it checks out
In technicality she has 121k husbands
But even so, in accordance with the shondomination plan, everyone will eventually be married to shondo and there will be no fighting and everyone will be nise
>>66169892
That's fine, she just wants you to say hi every once in a while, even if it's just at the start of the stream
>>66169692
Like >>66170041 said, she sees her husbands as the figure of (you), a man void of any features that make him stand out, with the exception of his viking hat
The moment you follow her you join the collective hive mind that is (you)
She loves (you) and (you) love her back and it will be like that for all of time

>>66169579
reminded me of this

>>66170843
Same

>>66170843
need a properly illustrated lolibitch shondo one day
non canonical but it would be hot

>>66170843
I miss her old big head

when is she selling the fucking fumos

>>66171422
Every time you ask, she delays them by 6 months.

does playing Saya No Uta to have a shared experience with Shondo count as doing reps asking for a friend haha

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>66171791
yes

>>66170843
seggs
bitch got hips

>>66162573
She saw the list of top shoggers she replied to and realized the bias, too bad instead of trying to love more people or reply to other lesser husbands, she simply stopped entirely

how long do I need to watch before I can say I love her? a year? I'm paranoid now.

>>66172363
You can say it before but she only really takes it seriously after at least a year

>>66172645
didn't she say she finds it cringe to say it before that?

>>66171791
seeing that orange didn't play it until recently, obviously it doesn't matter to her whether you know about it or not.

>>66172963
judging by his reaction he doesn't even understand why she likes it so much

>>66172363
If you can hear people talk shit about her and watch people call her names and look at her fucked up past and not feel like your opinion of her has changed(your opinion of her becoming a more fleshed out one or a more mature one doesn't count) then you're past the honeymoon phase
Once you can meaningfully say you love her or can call her your wife(with a slight amount of embarrassment, but only to the extent of still being able to call her your wife confidently in your mind) then you can say you'll be here forever(a good amount of regulars haven't passed these stages)
For me, the honeymoon period lasted about 2 months, but i came to truly love her after about 4-5 months
She can find it cringe or whatever to say you love her before spending a year together, but the truth is that each person has their own circumstances that affect how long it takes them to move past those stages, some never do
Don't rush things, I've had my respective up and downs and sometimes doubts, even getting extremely mentally burnt out due to thinking too hard

>>66172363
after your honeymoon phase you can say it
you can say that you will stay with her forever after a year
either way words are cringe, tell her these things with your actions instead, if you feel like you have to tell them anyway

Is it possible to be in a honeymoon phase for 9 months I feel like I'm going strong and want to get my white ribbon

>>66172363
lmao she doesnt care anymore and hasnt believed it for the last 6 months. Shes not committed for the long term anymore, so just do whatever you want

>>66173915
t. 6 month honeymoon sub

>>66171873
I'm going in! This is my first visual novel!

>>66173915
Did you consider that she just isn't in her honeymoon phase anymore? She still loves us

>>66174465
before you go in did you patched it?

>>66174465
I hope you have the patch anon

>>66174465
Have fun

>>66172363
say it whenever honestly, oldfags didn't wait, all she said was she doesn't believe people when they say they'll "be here forever" until at least a year is passed (but she has deep rooted issues and I can almost guarantee she trusts nobody anyway)

>>66174465
pedo game (good)

>>66173501
>>66173689
>>66174725
i'm well after the honeymoon phase, I just don't think she'll believe me. either way i can only wait. thanks

>>66174974
so what if she doesn't? keep saying it til she does
I think she'd appreciate it more
if you're not gonna leave her it doesn't matter

>>66174563
>>66174574
thank you I didn't know
>>66174599
thank you anon :)

>no fleshposting or anything inappropriate
its like she hasnt accepted what she is

A punishment game for what? Sorry, I have dementia.

>>66175226
i heard her say she finds it cringe and calling out that one guy made me really paranoid about being good enough to say it.
fuck her though, she'll just have to get over it and deal with my love forever

https://twitter.com/SolitudeOnion/status/1743819837258834354
No wonder she didn't recognize him as a regular artist, she wants him gone
This is some advanced cuck tier bullshit

>>66175861
not getting to wave 250 in bloons

>>66176044
Ah, thanks.

>>66175861
Bapy, watch your wife's stream instead of retweeting hina art at her all day

>>66173872
Yes

>>66175986
that's the spirit
and never forget: she's a woman
she has her moods
she'll probably get in one where she wants the attention again soon

she is really intent to spend every possible pyro on hina
at least she'll have time to save before shuro is playable

>>66173872
the honeymoon period ends when you start to find certain ticks or habits of hers annoying, and not just in the "woman" way

>>66176505
true actually

>>66176505
Uh oh I have a 2 year honeymoon period? I think you just don't like people anon, she is one of the least annoying people I have met in my life.

>>66176505
I'm close to 18 months and still don't find her annoying

>>66176696
good for you, you're even more of a saint than jesus who still got mad on an occasion

My honeymoon phase ended when I said I love you to her in a dono and she replied with thank you
Then later in the stream she said "I love you" to someone else :')
I havent told her i love her since then, even though I really do

>>66176848
>sets your plant on fire
GRRRRRRRRRR GIMME FRUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>66176505
I find her annoying sometimes but I still love her very much

Did she do a ringfit stream before?

>>66176004
She already did this on fillians stream?

>shes buying refills now
TOOOOOLD YA

>>66176982
she told filian about it and they stopped it immediately, please watch streams

>>66176866
oof anon. that's one of my fears and saying that it's my birthday and just ignores it is another

>>66177004
Anon that's using... ingame currency...

>>66176866
this was a big fear of mine that came kind of true, i get a big love instead of i love you too
its just a matter of time before that changes tho

>>66177004
Anon they're worth budgeting for if you grinding for something specific. It's just 40 daily if she gets nothing.

>>66177093
lurk...
luna...
ludicrous...

>>66177093
>>66177270
it was before she started regularly responding with "I love you"
I cant bring myself to send in anymore love bombs even though I know now she'll say it back

>>66176866
keep trying anon it doesn't always work I tried 6times before I got one back

Chances of alt stream tonight?

>>66176505
the honeymoon ended and I realize she's just an annoying little sister who is sexy sometimes

she knows you guys are just doing it to get a love you response back
you need to make it heartfelt or else it just seems like you're forcing the words out of her

>>66177431
45%

>>66176004
Fucking cuck, his comics are cute, but what a disappointment

>>66177181
Cope. Shes in her whale arc and its only getting worse from here.0

It's funny that having a regular telling her that the brattiness is annoying is what finally shook her enough to stop being a bitch and doing the punishment like a brat correction stream

>>66177484
my one year message was heartfelt I got a thank you and I ended up crying

that bait is funny because he wasn't even talking about that and all the other regulars said it wasn't a problem

>my wife hurting my shoggers
fucking whore

Shondo you're next. I won't allow you to hurt my shiggie's feelings any longer.

>>66177813
look into your past and see where she could've schizo'd out and thought that you were a cheater or something, travelerhd also was given a middling response

>>66177845
unfortunately, if you were watching the stream, she interpreted it as the brattiness part of herself

>>66178068
did you take a piss during the part of the stream where, even that specific regular, said it wasn't a problem

>>66177484
My message was heartfelt, but I wasnt "expecting" an I love you back
Its just that she said it someone else right after that hurt. If she didnt say it to someone else I wouldnt have cared

>>66178133
I just wanna ask, but how new are you?
since when has shondo ever, EVER, listened to positive affirmation?

>>66178226
good point

>>66177758
i want her to have fun with it but she can't go too far because im unable to punch strangle or rape her in response

>>66178154
Something similar happened to me when she said she couldn't read all the messages but read one before me and after me and spent a minute 'singing' an emote-only message

>>66178378
I personally want her to choke herself unconscious on stream, but that's against tos and it would be too weird for me to put in the replies

>>66178226
when i give them :)

I'm not at socializing and my name is not that known so I'll just save my birthday message thingy for my own mental health

>>66177334
she hates names starting with L
if you have a name starting with L, it was over before it even began

>>66178477
You can always get her to know you better and then send the birthday message when you're confident she's going to acknowledge it

>>66178154
its happened to me in the past, but she's made up for it. i dont think about that time anymore. your day will come too.

>>66178477
she wants you to write it regardless of how new you are, in her words, everyone deserves to be happy on their birthday
plus, I'll reply and shout you out in chat when you post it, no worries

>>66178518
Lily...
Lily...

>>66178772
>left her behind for new ventures and better friends
>we won't talk about that
I can see why

>>66178477
If I see it I will push it and try to make her see it. You could also write it in a donation

>>66178477
She checks follow age, even if you're a lurker. Just send it in a dono and she'll sing it more than likely

>>66178865
there was a guy who wrote it in a donation and she still forgot it last month

>>66179009
was that when she had a little melty about how hard it is to keep up with every dono even though she can apparently read every chat message

>>66179155
When was the last time she said she can read every message? Shes just going to memory hole it instead of admitting shes too big to do that now

>>66179214
Fahrenheit stream

You guys are very kind. Thanks I'll give it a try

>>66179214
rather recently (like a month or two ago) I think she said that she reads everything whether she reacts to it or not when someone brought up not being read

her reading speed is a source of her pride and she never wants to acknowledge being "big" so it's kinda natural

>>66179550
I hate you

>>66179558
That was about dono and resub messages not normal chat

>>66179558
She might read every chat, but that doesn't mean she's able to remember anything it says and she won't even bother with really long messages, she'll just skim through every message she can catch and look for keywords related to her, certain situations, and other relevant topics at hand and read those
It's obvious that the faster you read the less you memorise, we should have her go to https://swiftread.com/reading-speed-test so we can see how fast she really can read and how much she can memorise(it takes both things into account by asking questions about what you've just read)

I want to request pettan for some NSFW stuff again but idk what to ask for...

>>66179963
except she'll literally ask things on stream, during zatsu, and miss people answering her question
I'm not even talking comprehension she just misses things pretty frequently, which is understandable because her chat is faster than most people 5x her size

>>66178477
>not sending a birthday message.
I'm sorry anon. During the first member stream thing I was ever apart of I told her it was my birthday. I'd only been around for maybe 3 months at that point so I just expected a "happy birthday" response. When she stopped what she was doing and sang happy birthday to me I flat out cried. It sounds really silly because of how simple it was, but it meant a lot to me.

>>66180286
>member stream
Wow I actually forgot she did these, was the last one was the drawing stream?

>>66180213
this is one of the things that grinds my gears about her, because she keeps insisting on stuff when we can literally see that it's not true. i'm trying to think of that as her just being bratty though and being overly confident like brats typically are. the shit about her reading 2 lines at once like she's some discount rain man or something is such fucking bullshit it makes me want to slap her.

>>66180286
member? not sub?
she used to have youtube memberships?

>>66180610
please don't get bogged down in semantics. it was on twitch.
>>66180474
Anon I'm not gonna lie that was the only one that I was apart of and I got blackout drunk so don't remember anything other than her singing happy birthday.

>>66180495
I think she just has a handful of things she's prideful of and has a habit of saying things because she wants them to be true.
There's also the chance you were never supposed to take her literally a la the sweating thing and the fact that if she repeats something in absolute terms 20 times we're not supposed to take it literally.

>>66180791
I think its just that people can get in their heads (including me) that when she says that she reads every message, she is purposefully ignoring you if she doesnt respond to or read your messages

hold on i will dm her about this

Ready to shwork
Shog shog
Shonmthing need doing?
Shokie dokie
For the shorde!
im sorry

she dm'd me back and said "ok"

>>66181247
that's believable

What are your favourite stream moments to masturbate to?

>>66181035
I don't think she's pretending not to know the answer to a question just because I or some other shogger answered it

>>66180170
Request shondo being spitroast by BBC

>>66181377 (me)
of all time

>>66181377
carrot death

>>66180791
that's the thing that made my honeymoon period end, knowing that she kept speaking in absolutes about a lot of things she can't hold true, especially about her despising lying but still saying things that are blatantly false or unsupported

i can't think of a single fun punishment game for her that doesn't involve coomershit. why is my retarded fucking brain like this?

>>66181683
just say it but mask it as something seiso

>>66181377
Top 5 Shonsterbation Moments 2023:

6/5 (tie). "It's really nice and tight" / Pregathon forced breeding
4. Moviethon Blood drinking
3. 3D Debut Shumpy
2. Kiss Countdown JOI
>ad break
1. Shondo gives herself an eargasm

>>66181174
fucking kekd
Verification not required.

>>66181857
i know all of those except for her giving herself an eargasm. what's that from? sry for newfagging

>>66181243
kek this is a good one

It sucks that it doesn't matter what idea you put in her replies, the ones that have the most followers and friends on discord gets the most amount of likes

>>66181377
3d armpit made me so hard that It kept me up all night

>>66181377
shondo presenting herself in 3D, she placed herself in many fuckable positions through the stream so I'll say the entire stream

>>66182260
seeing her present her ass to us... oh fuck, man

>>66181998
one of the asmr streams where she uses it on her own ear

how does she even listen to asmr anyway isn't she half deaf

>>66182260

>>66182409
i have hearing loss in one ear aswell and i dont really notice it that much when listening to asmr

>>66182512
mating press procreation get pregnante seggs uooooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>66182512
I will choose to believe she did this intentionally out of love to try to relieve her pent up husbands (me) in one of the few ways she can

>>66182512
that is the exact position that I imagine. ty shondo!

>>66182512
she read my posts

>>66182512

>>66181857
Can somebody spoonfeed me the "It's really nice and tight" stream?

>>66164042
come on guys... i gave you a hit go find it

>>66183414
Literally do not care

>>66183414
wow I didnt know pengwings could do that

Wife you here? When was the last time you ate frubes on stream? I need you covered in yogurt

>>66183414
searching that on google returns some random jav

https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1738058453287944373
yoooooooooooooooooooo I get it now!!!! sweet!!!!

>>66184115
ok thats literally what it is i didnt think you'd find it this easily i just wanted to bait post :( its a very good jav tho can recommend it if you have vr the girl is as flat as shondo and has a cute face

>>66184351
coomerbrained retard

>>66184115
Proof?

>>66184351
thank you for making me waste 50 seconds of my worthless life

>>66184351
It's a cute actress for sure but it's pretty rare that I look at jav movie now. I guess I have some sort of filter on google, It only gave me results on bing

>>66183359
i forgor

>>66183359
It was 2 or 3 asmr streams ago. I dont remember exactly which one

I hate clippers

>>66183359
from random triggers around the house iirc
https://files.catbox.moe/rwcwks.mp3
>>66185326
buy an ad

would shondo even be tight with how atrophied her muscles are

she's writing about (you)

>>66185624
because of her size yes and also very shallow. you wouldn't even need a big dick to hit her cervix.

>>66185685
I write about her too. (not just here lol)

>>66185685
If she was shed share it. Shes writing about something that wed get jelous about.

>>66185965
To be fair she gets embarrassed about dreaming and imagining scenarios with (you)

>>66185965
How can a shed make me jealous?

>>66186134
If it contains shondo's already mutilated body

>>66185965
I wish she would share stuff with us again. The fags that ruin everything by being jealous need to learn how to self insert. Thats what this whole relationship is based around

its her book retards

>>66186273
:c
I hope she shares it with us or atleast talks about it a bit more

>>66186472
Self inserting a vague character is fine, self inserting as another husband is insane

>>66186743
I mean the fags the have a meltdown when she talks about a character she thinks is hot or talks about her ideals in a partner

>>66186489
she already shared her book with us. its brocon fiction with her and FT self-inserts.

>>66186901
she says she loves me though
that should mean me

>>66186901
honestly who can blame her for going after rich men

>>66185685
(you)???? Shigger did you not read the tweet? She said "girlcore". So much recent yuri talk and the distance she's had with her husbands, this is very far from being about (you). Couple that with the Barbie Girl's being in her life.
No, this isn't a lesbian rrat. But think about the fulfillment she's giving herself right now that we're failing to give her. This marriage is hanging on a thread and hopefully this helps give her some motivation to hang on.
Half of (you) fucks caused all of this and have made her want even more escapism than spending more than a tweet's worth of time with us outside of stream. (you) did this, /shon/.

>>66188161
How would you fix it anon? If every shogger followed your advice, what would you tell them to do to get back to what we had?

>>66188337
To listen to her, stop spoonfeeding, watch streams and gatekeep better. Which is something I find rather basic but seems to be some nebulous concept to everyone that has caused her grief over the past year.

>>66188161
>you did this
I didn't do shit!

>>66188467
If you're talking about /here/ then fine. But doing some of that on twitter/in chat caused a whole period of her being distant because she saw people fighting publicly and hated it

>>66188161
What did I do?

I have ruined 4 shogga's lives so far.

>>66188467
Total shondomination

>>66189041
You've ruined way more than that shondo

>>66188161
>gatekeep
the 40 ips here either aren't the problem or they aren't going anywhere anyway

>>66189041
name them

It's actually quite a surprise we haven't gotten a single suicide message in highlighted or donation the the last 2 years

>>66188161
>yuri
more likely.
>barbie girls in her life
I like the barbie girls and it's not a new thing
>half of (you) fucks caused all of this
It really sucks getting one guyed. I started liking Shondo when I found her but then shit hit the fan became distant

>>66189298
I fibbed, i just thought about that other guy and laughed my ass off at the thought of adding 1 to it so i had to post it :3

>>66188467
>gatekeep
"For how long? The goal is shondomination, how long must we wait? Until we have a small and stable group of husbands that won't betray shondo?"
When I began writing this reply i was meaning to disagree, but all of a sudden it clicked for me:
As it is now, we are to lower our numbers, and place our feet firmly in the ground
Shondomination can start after the ones that remain stabilise their relationship with shondo and slowly grow
How small of a group though?
I'm all for this outcome, even if I don't end up being one of the few that will remain initially.
This might be cringe to say, but this thought brings a wicked smile to my face and it makes my heart beat fast

>>66189374
sorry for bad england me eepy

>>66189453
i'm dying
actually a good idea though kek

>>66189453
This might be the cringiest thing I've read in a while but you seem to get the current state of where we're at. We unironically need to lower our numbers, but we may be past a point for this to happen organically.

To be honest it isn't our fault, we have her the solution when critiquing her methods in the past, but instead of taking them to heart, she just did the woman thing of burning everything to the ground to try reclaim control
There is always a better solution to whatever problem shes confronted about, but she always takes the solution that will cause the most harm to husbands

>>66189453
>this thought brings a wicked smile to my face
anon this is the best post in the last 3 threads why have you not written more like this

What's there that can be done anyway? She will keep on growing. and that's okay. but the relationship will be at it's all time low

>>66189453
This is actually insane and extremely motivating in a way I cant explain. Im on board anon, even if im also not one of the chosen few in the first few waves of close husbands

you'll really blame anything or come up with any "solution" other than reflecting on yourselves and all the shit that you did cause the situation you're crying about. manchildren

>>66190088
I wish she didn't have such a massive financial incentive. I guarantee you she wants to nuke the way she runs her stream and filter 90% of her viewers but can't because her entire family needs the money.
One of these days I hope she's in the position to do it, real husbands will wait for her.
It'd be so much easier to just marry a rich man.

>>66190472
WHAT DID I DO BRO?

>>66189453
If you mean kicking menheraniggers out, then I'm on board.

can you go back to shorter and more obvious anti banter I'm not reading all this

>>66190472 (me)
>>66190552
agreed

>>66190552
This wouldn't work. Some of the menheras are also the closest and the most familiar to her.

>>66190590
This has been one of the few times we're agreeing on something, if you care about your wife you will listen.

Ok we have the idea, now we need a plan.
how do we make this possible without her being involved. Shes never going to do something like this on her own, so what can we do to get it started

>>66190674
none of this bellyaching deliberation on how her size makes interaction harder matters or does anything
you all knew exactly this would happen when you signed on

>>66190949

>>66190590
>>66190674
that was mostly me shitposting, the tryhard antis aren't gonna stop any time soon. no clue why they've been more quiet
>>66190472
shondo is the only one who can do this and she won't. maybe they're not the entire problem? why would she make us suffer over a few favorites? they still deserve the boot.

>>66190807
i've made an attempt to try and get her interested in her own discord again and it's having lukewarm success. she's definitely stalking it it more again now.

We should be able to vote out 1 shogger a month to be banned for a year, no cause needed. This would fix many problems

>>66191153
if you want us to join the discord you can just ask nicely

>>66191153
Why would she want to interact with people who dont even care about her?

>>66191318
he's baiting

>>66191153
The problem is there is no notification for when she sends a message and most discordfags are annoying so I don't feel like checking the channel.

>>66191318
because more regulars she knows and interacts with on stream are going there now and the state of her subchat channel has improved.

>>66191032
that's the point, calling her a gold digger or something is succinct and clearly just shitposting, these are getting too verbose now

>>66191401
did you forget the constant back and forths shitting up the thread with paragraphs? i'm not talking about ritualposts.
also I wasn't even shitposting for that one I'm serious

we did it reddit!

>>66191401
there was a word that some anon used some threads ago to describe these types but my esl ass forgot it

>>66191612
insidious? kek

>>66191153
she was already lurking before she started posting there again

>>66190807
Sorry to say this, but it's not going to happen quick and on a whim, this will happen naturally and it may take time
Think of it as a 1vs120000+, the ones with the purest and clearest intentions that align with the shondomination plan will remain initially, after which they will have to shape shondo up to prepare her the masses and to teach her how to not upset everyone, even if it seems impossible
In the past, I've been foolish, i had thought we all had won since we got married to our wife, but i am so obviously wrong that it pains me
Somnium is a faggot, but he had rough understanding of what should be done, this was always a pure one versus all, he's approaching this horribly and with a different mindset, but his idea of trying to outdo everyone is somewhat correct.
Although it won't place him in the initial rankings, he will surely make it in earlier than some of you
The initial ones will be those that naturally align with the shondomination idea, I'm not certain if I'm going to place in the initial ranks or if I'm even gonna be among the first hundred, but it matters not, as we will all eventually be equal, where we love our wife
Obviously, a bunch of regulars won't make it in either, same for majority of people /here/
So if it's going to happen like this(or if it already started) then we would have no idea, as shondo would lose all forms of income if we really all dissappeared
So prepare yourselves to be unaware of all this
This was so cringe to type out... I'm honestly embarrassed... Especially cos of the somnium part... Ugh...

>>66191658
yes, that one

Please dont tell me the only way shes interacting with people again is discord. My autistic ass cant handle how fast that place is

>>66191663
there's a difference between lurking the autism zoo and being repulsed by faggotry and lurking to see what her husbands are buzzing about.

>>66191744
Don't worry, we've only had recent flukes. Other than that she's completely ignored it.

>>66161785
>t-that was not my honest opinion I d-d-don't think you have an inflated malicious ego Scared
The only reason Shondo reacted the way she did to his comment was because she saw the same criticism /here/ earlier. She shows no respect for her audience, her ego reached diva level and I plan to deflated it a little by going after FT.

>>66191898
>going after FT
sexually?

>>66191898
You will never beat FT in dark and darker
Give up.

>>66191898
>by going after FT
let the kid play dark and darker in peace man

>>66191735
ok put the keyboard down, I thought you had a good point with your first point but you are beyond retarded. plan cancelled, back to shitposting everyone

>>66191898
FT's bussy is mine, fuck off

>>66191989
That would probably make her jealous but no.
>>66192027
No, I want to show Shondo that she's not a god. She can still suffer.

>>66191735
>he's approaching this horribly
nah... ;)

>>66192078
Dont you have more art to trace?

>>66191898
I'm going after Giraffe chama desu

>>66191735
ignore that other anon i like you. also this is the anonymous image board post whatever you want these subhumans don't care about what they type either anyway.

Bros any tips for fixing a sleep schedule mines been fucked for weeks and it's pissing me off

>>66192101
it was a one off edit though to learn how to colour i've done an original drawing since :(

honestly she was kind of always a diva, she just has the benefit that her public appearances are only surrounded by people who give her constant affirmation
she feels like letting it out now and again isn't a threat like it used to be and she's probably right
I've always wanted to know how she's like behind closed doors. Would've loved to see the cakechan DMs that she deleted for seemingly no reason.

>>66192173
ya, don't sleep until the time you should go to sleep. then pass the fuck out.

>>66192173
Stay up until the next day until the time you want to go to sleep. Wake up and get out of bed at the exact time you want to wake up
Always go to sleep and wake up at the exact same time no matter what for a few weeks and you'll be good

>>66192212
Honestly you fucked up with posting it, even if you improve shes always going to think in the back of her mind that you probably copied or traced or cheated somehow

>>66192212
>>66192399
he's fucking with you. it's not like you lied about it

Somnium, it was fine to make an edit with what you liked, i just think you could have simply not tagged it
It's all in the past now though, so don't think too much of it, it's fine to reflect on it if you want though, that's different

>shondomination
Does /shon/ actually want to turn her into Shongura ? I mean if you love her selflessly then wanting her to become a multimillionaire and never stream again is the good boy option, however if you love her selfishly then I guess it's about time you start sabotaging her career.

>>66188161
I didnt do shit shigga I hate the rest of these schizos as much as you

>>66192818
Anon she's at the point of vtubing now where she will make the same amount of money if she streams once or 5 times a week. All of the popular girls do.
She's not streaming just for the cash.
Senzawa did fucking nothing as a 2view too.
If you want to anti her and ruin her life at least be honest about it.

>>66192818
im incapable of answering honestly.

/ggg/ loves Gura 1000 times more than /shon/ loves Shondo and Shondo streams 100 times more

>>66192818
I am selfish, and never want her to stop streaming, but I want her to succeed. At this point in the relationship im treating it more as a religion (cult) where she is my goddess (wife) and I want everyone to know about her

>>66188467
>gatekeep better
She's against gatekeeping and would tell you to stop, she wants to make as much money as possible hence selling out to bug powder.

>>66192638
i dunno man... maybe she put me on the tree to fuck with me maybe she secretly hates me for it :(
>>66192790
i realised as soon as i posted it i probably shouldnt have tagged it but i wasnt sure if it would be that much of an issue since i was up front about why i did it. is what it is, i really dont care im doing original stuff now anyway

>>66193055
I see. You're the type that would get divorced irl which is ironic considering how she's distancing herself from her cult.

>>66192818
she thinks herself a selfless lover and wants us to be the same but I don't think she's reflected on how needy she is and how possessive love is supposed to align with her career goals (I feel crazy talking about "career goals" with respect to her because she spent so long talking about her contentment and she's twice the size now talking about trying to grow more)

>>66193230
>I feel crazy talking about "career goals" with respect to her because she spent so long talking about her contentment and she's twice the size now talking about trying to grow more
This also feels me with dread, it feels like nothing is good enough for her anymore. Like some anon said, if she made $100k a year she'd act like she's about to go homeless next Tuesday.

Alright, the schizoing and shitposting is starting up but thanks for hearing me out while we had some peace. Obviously nothing can happen over night and not everyone /here/ is malicious. But I'm still doing what I can for her and (you) should be doing the same if (you) love this little silly girl.

I just wanted to say thanks to the anons who told me to do the patch thing for Saya No Uta. I just finished the first ending. Man, what a ride! I absolutely understand why people would be upset if she was involved in the english dub....

Remember when she asked us if we would be ok with her doing the dub, and was 100% ready to cancel if we said no? I wonder if she would do the same thing these days

>talk about insidious antiing
>they start posting
i should have kept my mouth shut
>>66193356
>hearing me out
i still don't know what you think the solution is. the retards aren't going to be swayed by posts here.

>>66193593
>100% ready to cancel if we said now
Shondo was 100% ready to cancel if we, 200 of her hardcore gachikoi, would've hiveminded a "No." during that watchalong but we're literally incapable of saying no to anything she suggests and SHE KNOWS THAT!!!! She's not retarded, we'll syadouHappynod to anything she suggests so there was a 0% chance of her stopping for us. She only stopped because she felt icky moaning in a sex scene with a man.

>>66193807
>She only stopped because she felt icky moaning in a sex scene with a man
duh she's a lesbian

>>66192818
Let me put it this way, I'm selfish, but on a way larger scale than you can imagine
I don't anybody to fight meaninglessly or to die, so shondomination is right up my alley
I'm also selfish enough that i value shondo and myself above everyone else, shondo's goal of shondomination aligns well with what i want, and i also love my wife unconditionally, thus, i am eager to proceed with the shondomination

>>66193807
wow you guys are cucks if it didn't get shut down immediately kek

>>66194007
You're not wrong Newfag-kun. Look at this shit >>66193979

>>66194096
Your mum kid, hope you have a wonderful time

>>66164645
you can just search messages by user to see what she's said without engaging with the discord. this is what I do.

>>66193979
>shondo's goal of shondomination aligns well with what i want
So you want her to become a multimillionaire and spend less time with you? Ok.

why do you sound like women again? was there late alt stream?

>>66194317
Probably because lots of us were raised by single moms.

why are you guys obsessing over this shondomination comment she's probably forgotten about

>>66194257
Lel, never said that, i have no clue what your idea of shondomination is, but it's definitely not that

too much mental illness

>>66194399
>i have no clue what your idea of shondomination is
Collabing with everyone, getting over 1 million followers and becoming the next Ironmouse.

my bad shogga I wasn't trying to start a timeloop over something that happened months ago. I'm just having fun wiht the game.

shigga

>>66193807
idk if it's malicious it's just woman shit
>be like 90% committed to something already, put up the puppy dog eyes like
>if you REALLY wanted me to abandon my dream I guess I would...

>>66162573
Because Shondo's afraid of seeing the favorites chart /here/ every month.

>>66193593
>>66194721
also this literally played out with the fil shit, although you could argue it was significantly less important as a huge VA gig and despite that she was still primed to ignore the numerous husbands who were unenthused about it
but largely I think the pattern is that she does these things as a kind gesture, basically saying "I'm considering your opinions but I've already acted according to how I expected you to largely respond (because I can reasonably expect most of you will nod along to anything at least a bit reasonable)"

Shondo cute in her Shondo suit

Hear me out. Shondo dub and the MC is silent and replaced with (you).
The thought of it paints a smile most wicked on my face.
DM fags get on it.

>>66194383
Is another woman the answer we really need?

>>66194931
>>66194721
>>66193807
>"yeah it was too much stuff I'd have to set up"
The real reason. Shondo asking if we want something is part of the wife larp, she doesn't care what we have to say about anything and bets on us picking whatever she wants 99% of the time anyways. It was probably a huge surprise to her that we didn't want that 4 hours monke lore video in the background.

>>66195304
the charitable reading is her making up an excuse so it doesn't sound like it was our idea not to do it, but yes it's quite possible she was set on it either way before she realized it was a bigger commitment
it's still a bit unfortunate that there quite possibly is a degree of minimal commitment to clout chasing that she would prioritize over us but we lucked out
>It was probably a huge surprise to her that we didn't want that 4 hours monke lore video in the background
hard to read her tone on that honestly, it was kind of a "huh, alright, guess not then"
she definitely seemed surprised about getting any blowback at all about the fil thing, which is kinda funny idk, she's complaining a lot lately about us taking things too seriously or holding her back so she should really expect it

>>66195866
At this point I regret my 6 months subscription, it's too late to request a refund.

At this point I will subscribe again for 6 months.

>>66195866 (me)
and the "shondophrenics taking things too seriously and holding her back" thing is tough to talk about because it's certainly true but I think you have to distinguish what's impotent whining and what's holding her to her word
if the wife thing is so rigid we can't watch other girls at the same time then dipping from our date for an award show seems like a violation of that
if she sets certain expectations and we stop her from doing things that betray them it's not the same as whining about her talking about her preferences or something
bit of a problem of shoggers not picking their battles but they're insecure so it happens, though they should reflect and fix that

she looks like a streamer that would one day do some shit I would absolutely detest, so I'm not subscribing at all

>she fantasized about sitting in an auditorium full of Shoggers
I bet she shlicks while imagining 3000 viewers railroad-raping her

>>66195962
I always see posts like this and laugh because rarely anyone leaves

>>66196252
it's called quiet divorcing it's all the rage

>>66195866
>she definitely seemed surprised about getting any blowback at all about the fil thing
She flip flopped on her values to the point of being borderline unrecognizable from pre redebut Shondo, of course I'm gonna complain about it. The worst part is her saying "I'm just being Shadow" on her alt as if trying to self-gaslight into thinking that Shadow was always a clout chasing gold digger. No, no the fuck she wasn't.

>>66196301
>self-gaslight
you know her opinion about this

Lily's Day Off changed her

QRD on the fil drama? I havent watched in a while

>>66196395
you know where you can find information

>>66196395
filian took laxatives again and sharted while in a discord call with shondo causing her to throw up and end stream. it was frankly disgusting.

>>66196395
Shondo said that she hates Filipinos before doing a Fortnite dance and walking off into the sunset.

>>66196395
Filian invited Shondo to her awards bullshit over watchalong Shondo already planned. Shondo was happy but Shoggers weren't. She defaulted to
>well it's too much of a hassle anyway
and did a watchalong.

Whatever. I really love Shondo even if she has a Trump like ego unironically.

She probably didn't really expect a pushback on this. Women are the same, they take male patience for granted. Me mum never brought men home, but once when I was already working adult and contributed to the household - she decided to invite her BF home without asking me. I WOULD have went along with it and made non-online plans with my friends, but she just discarded my opinion on the matter and assumed I would go along with it. I never forgot or forgive that shit.

Too bad Shondo doesn't love or respect any of YOU.
She loves clout and respects weirdo extremists like serial killers.
>>66197012
Based and resentment pilled.

I love and respect Shondo, and one day she will respect me (she already loves me)

>>66197269
lol, lmao even

I've said some autistic things I this thread, I'm not gonna take it back, but even though I've said all of that, all that really matters is that i love my wife unconditionally

Let's hope next thread is better(it's gonna end up the same)

>>66195304
>The real reason.
Personally I think she didn't want to cave to Fleece/Retro publicly because then she would've made you insecure faggots jealous.

threads outside of stream time are always shit for every chuuba
no exceptions