/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66138283
Would raping Lumi be legal?

Sex with cow: an acrostic poem

Streams on Christmas and New Years
Even when she's full of tears
Xtremely cute, xtremely cunny
When she streams my cock feels funny
In this thread I post my love
To Muyu 'cause there's none above
Hear her giggles and her moos, this
Cow chuuba that you should view
Of course for her I'll give my all, so
Will (You) join the cow cabal?

Evil women status?

I love Shiina!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

NO MORE BREADS, I HATE THEM! NO MORE BREADS!

Im a 6'0 fat balding white guy in his early 50s, who do i have a genuine chance with?

>>66138400
Muyu

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 37 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Im a 5'5" little girl, who do i have a genuine chance with?

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1743674104442675218
Whore's awake

>>66138304
yes, she even asks for it by being always late

>>66138400
Wemi

>>66138400
if you have good money most of them I guess

>>66138400
Muyu

>>66138324
No evil until Sunday

>>66138482
awfully tall for a child, you're taller than half the talents before you're even done growing

Which girl would be interested in that guy that posted a selfie with 2 horse plushies?

>>66138560
Literally no one

Why is the thread quality so low?

>>66138541
B-but I thought there was no rest for the wicked?

>>66138560
Sorry Anon you're going to die alone :(

>>66138605
i'm up

>>66138605
Women were allowed to vote

>>66138605
IT LITERALLY JUST FUCKING STARTED

>>66138622
Yeah, no shit.

>>66138605
I can't tell any difference.

I'm a 5'4" 1-view seething femanon from India, who do I have a genuine chance with?

i love nasa!

Now that the dust has settled, is Hina a Wamy?

>>66138651
Then why did you ask?

>>66138678
me, hit me up babe

What is Lumi going to do

>>66138678
Me.
But I have been a NEET for 11 years.

>>66138732
I had false hope and then realized my delusion.

>>66138751
>>66138777
>he redeemed

Im a 5'10" asian american PC talent, who in /pcg/ do i have a genuine chance with?

>>66138753
A prostate exam on (you).

>>66138597
Not even the most desperate?

>>66138821
Pippa

good afternoon pcg

>>66138605
Things have been extra bad since Gen 3 debuts and Pomu from Niji graduated yesterday

stfu no one wants to date you
listen to this and nini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3AiOgJdWQA

>>66138678
Show bobs and vagene

>22 talents
>0 streams

There has to be a femanon for every anon on this board

>>66138821
me

Do you trust?
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1743674104442675218

>>66139046
always

>>66139022
Except the stupid ugly fuck with plushies, he should kill himself (me)

I don't care about your sad lifes. Can we go back to talking about Phase Connect now?

>>66139153
Which Phase Connect fanbase is most likely to rape the Phaser if locked in a room with her for 48 hours?

>>66139022
If you exclude the vtubers shilling themselves and ego searching, this board is 90% male.

>>66139153
>lifes

>>66139046
yeah

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi Lemon Time

>>66139218
What does the room have in it?

>>66139218
bitos, but they would be raped by Hime

>>66139218
Uh, every single one?

>>66139280
Lumi owes me a good stream.

>>66139325
>bitos are weak and rapeable
>hime is weak and rapeable

>>66139338
>raw, unprotected hands
You're getting one

>>66139086
You care too much about yourself.

>>66138927
gosling.png

>>66139374
>raw, unprotected hands
i'm already diamods

>>66139325
I would give hime a bruised ego and a belly full of cum. I am the strongest bito.

>>66139378
If I care so much about myself then why don't I take better care of myself?

>>66138800
Many such cases

>>66138304
Lumi rapping is a crime

Most pathetic fanbase?

>>66139550
me

>>66139550
The /soc/fags like you that keep asking braindead attention seeking nigger questions on repeat

>>66139550
the plushie faggot who is an attention whore

Start the stream already lemon woman

>>66139654
>>66139577
yeah

>>66139655
>he trusted

Lumi if you start stream now I promise to send you a tribute later

>>66139476
Being overly self-conscious can lead to feelings of hopelessness if you only ever focus on the negatives. Otherwise, I dunno

>>66139577
no me

>>66139655
do you know how long it takes putting these fake silicone hands on top of her lizard claws

>>66139692
citrom hate!

>>66139655
she's doing her nails right now

>>66138678
Jokes aside I actually saw a 1-view chuuba from India in Wemi's chat the other day. I don't know if she was seething though.

>>66139718
I agree, just have no idea how to even start having trust in others.

Lumi?

honestly
Lumi should do joi ASMR for her handcam

>>66139871
whore*

>>66139807
I got a DM on Twitch from one a couple days ago "Hey friend" and saw they were live as they sent that. I did not check out the stream.
I just tried to pull up the message and it looks like the account was already locked/deleted lmao - michaelia_juddt

>>66139807
name?

>>66139871
it's only been 15 minutes anon
the stream may start at half past if we are lucky

Muyu's World! :D

>>66139964
soty

lumi hurry the fuck up

>>66139986
Skater of the Year?

>/pcg/ speaks of vtubers stance on trans people
>Some say vtubers should avoid the topic while trying to not anger anyone
>Some say vtubers should just ignore anything related.
>Lumi makes direct 2 hours later titled "i identify as an attack helicopter (real)"
Based Lumi.

will we reach 1h of waiting screen?

Wonder when Lumi will get here

>>66140051
Sex of the year

I need to walk to the store today but it's raining and I don't have an umbrella.

>>66140051
stalk of tumbling yarn

>>66140088
don't go it's not worth it

[Lumi news] she have very good hand control

>>66140088
Just get wet

>>66140159
I need to pick up meds

it's Xalafag's birthday today, say something nice to him

>>66140167
That's what I have to do unfortunately.

>>66140223
nigger

>>66140223
nigger

>>66140223
He is the best poster in this thread

>>66140246
>>66140261

>>66140223
fucking FAGGOT

>>66140223
KWAB

>>66140223
HABBY FAGGDAY NIGGERFAGGOT

>>66140192
do you really tho?

>>66140320
I don't think the ones for depression really helps that much, but the ones for mood regulation does.

>>66140223
neighbor
degree
Niger

>>66140223
He should say something nice to me after another year I've endured his mood swings and troon antics.

Lumi is my girlfriend btw

Did Lumi mention in yesterday's fallout stream what wheel did she get?

>>66140415
i don't think she said which one

>>66140223
Hands down best bussy in the mod team

>>66140379
i wonder what messes up your mood in the first place

>>66140406
If you keep misgendering her, she won't get any better.

>>66140411
Strange, this is my post but I don't recall typing it.

You can see Lumi's panties through the shirt. Whore.

>>66140461
I do. It's my fault. I won't stop.

>>66140411

Before the collab can somebody tell the girls that when the ship is landing on Offense you can jump to the pipe? (Read red text on picrel)

>>66140492
Her shirts are always more translucent than she first realizes which is probably why she jumped her model back down suddenly.

>>66140524
why don't you

>>66139550
the Gumis but only because I am part of it

>>66140461
Not having anyone to care about me other than my mom.

>>66140524
anon? are you expecting gameplay?

>>66140068
Lumi feels like the kind of woman that would be pro-trans if you asked her but in reality she hates them and sees them as nothing more than mentally ill men (which they are)

I love this cow so fucking much it's unreal.

>>66140572
>having people care about you
are you a woman?

>>66140524
Anon are you autistic

>>66140617
Did she really wet herself on stream and end it suddenly?

>>66140653
>Did she really wet herself on stream and end it suddenly?
Uh... source?

>>66140621
No, you idiot. I'm that guy with plushies.

>>66140688
visage

>>66140614
She's expressed her distaste for them very clearly before, most recently I remember a couple months ago during a Genshin zatsu.
Isn't a topic she'd be keen on approaching but it's come up naturally and as non-bait a couple times.

>>66140068
lumi is the most right wing in phase , she just doesn't like the tediousness of getting cancelled

>>66140653
Yes

>>66140653
If you don't play Minecraft for so long that you wet yourself, you're a scrub

>>66140703
I watched the stream. I think she just got scared and bailed. What part of it made you think she pissed herself exactly?

>>66140699
You need to fuck off and kys

>>66140744
>source
my face that she used as a chair at the time

>>66140614
So she's like 99% of women

>>66140703
>vtuber gets timid and quits out of fear all of a sudden
>she must've pissed herself
Actual retard

>>66140757
Not ready to

GOD SHES SO SEXY

Oh and the girl on the bottom right is cool too I guess

>>66140793
yeah well she is the most normalfag one in phase

>>66140614
That's just playing it smart, Lumi W

>level 5 build
It was over before we even got started

She's not showing much of her hands today

>>66140628

>>66140744
I was in voice chat with her and she said so after she ended

>>66140740
Fuck off, Purin.

>>66140863
Did you ask her to do it anyways

>>66140866
I was accused of being Pippa last week, I just take it as a compliment

>>66140846
have some patience you horndog

So do you like Hime's new underwear?

>>66140932
I want to slap her across the face with my fat anglo cock

>>66140921
Don't you ever feel irritated with it?

>>66140932
She doesnt wear any when I am around anyway
so whats the point?

>>66140932
Yeah sure, she should post herself wearing them maybe consider selling them after she wears them.

>>66140932
she should post a pic of her wearing it

>>66140966
No, why would I? I love Pippa and Muyu
I'm also drunk on whiskey and have a pretty good buzz rn

>>66140923

>>66140932
I like the way it smells after she wears them.

>>66140966
NTA but it happens alot. Some people do it on purpose.

>>66141060
why is she flesh streaming?

Lumi showing duck pics live on stream

>>66141086
Why does it happen to people that had no intention of sounding like a talent?

Hands so pale...

>>66141060
Lumi you are fucking delusional you absolute retard those nails are painted GRAY not fucking blue or whatever made up girlcolour you say it is.

>>66141179
It's some shade of blue but I have no idea what it's called.

>>66141179
They do look kinda grey

>>66141196
I need to save him...

>>66141179
Why do men suck at seeing colours?

Those are some hag hands, even if she's not a hag just yet.
Hot.

>>66141227
>>66141236
Horizon Blue

>>66141179
It's blue.

They're pink.
t. two kinds of colorblindness so it cancels out

[Lumi news] She's not wearing pants

Lumi is a lanklet, look at those stick thin wrists.

>>66141236
>>66141196
IMAGINE

NO PANTS

Let us leer, lying lemon lass
And heed thy happy, healthy hands
So soft and silken sitting there
Flickering fingers full and firm

Phalanges fair and flexing free
Clacking and clicking clearly now
A dance delightful dear to me
Yet still you yell with yellow yawns

Take not away thy tender talons
And grant us grace both great and grand
Now see the sulking sullen souls
who cry and call for this one cause

Fail not we finger-loving folk
And show again your shining hands

they're bluish grey

>>66141060
Her hands are so beautiful. I can write endless essays on why, but I'm just here all smiles. I will always keep her as my Oshi, and I'm thankful she streams. This also hinges on her not becoming a ham planet.

>>66141318
If God is good, we'll get a glimpse of Lumi thighs like Uruka.
If Satan is King, we'll get nothing.

>>66141262
the Y-chromosome does not contain any genes related too color vision so if you have the color blindness gene on the X-chromosome then you will become colorblind will a women would not be it. most men likely have some minor colorblindness that makes it so they can't tell them apart.

>>66141329
Imagine holding her wrists behind her back as handle bars while aggressively plowing her from behind

Post Panko thighs

>>66141361
>that bruise around her left wrist
rrats?

>>66141155
People fill in blanks they think said talent would say. Parasocial activities.

>>66141361
is lumi into Shbari?

>>66141361
The only time Lumi was being truthful was when she said she'd kill herself before she let herself get fat
So you're safe

>watching k-dramas
Okay, she is a dumb whore.

>>66141361
She rolled up her sleeves just for the stream.
WHORE
H
O
R
E

>>66141422
She wears a tight bracelet probably?

>>66141279
Bottom middle is pale light lavender, which is purple (red/blue) with a higher portion of blue/(small amount of red)

>using pliers and xacto for this kind of numbs
grim

>>66141422
I think it's a shadow of that cable

>>66141422
>that bruise around her left wrist
ALL ME

>>66141422
it’s the shadow of the cable retard

>>66141386
so if Im a guy whos good at seeing colors, does this make me more feminine?

That's a shadow you dumb motherfuckers.

>>66141435
>>66141442
those marks indicate that she has gotten a hand transplant. most likely she stole some poor girls hands so people wouldn't say she has haghands

I hope she cuts herself on stream and screams.

>>66141422
slugma bite

Oh yeah baby sandpaper that plastic harder

>>66141504
>>66141528
>>66141531
>gumicucks already coping

>Lumi is being abused by Yuri
So based.

>>66141548
The pain would make her moan not scream

>>66141422
Self harm, she finds bruises cute so it's like applying makeup

>>66141530
no it means your mother has good genetics

>>66140819
Marty...

>>66141540
I believe this

Lumi will fail at building this.

>>66141689
she's an engineer btw

>>66141540
This but she also replaced the rest of the arm to look white on these streams. She is actually brown.

I feel like BASE jumping without a parachute.

>now that I'm looking at in my hands it's much more impressive
I get that a lot.

>>66141689
I choose to trust.

no braid lumi should be illegal

>cuckposting over a shadow

>her mark moved further down her arm
rrats?

>>66141689
Trust the process

>she could be building and painting 3mm Napoleonic Wars army instead of this
aieeeeee

>>66141818
>It moved
Her arm is growing...?

So flat

>>66141581
KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW It's a fucking shadow you do not deserve the precious life given to you by your parents. Post your ugly ass hands right now fucking loser.

>>66141835
it's a shadow retard

>>66141689
Its a bit complicated but I trust she can do it plus shes persistent

>>66141842
she's a skinchanger

>>66141842
Skin shedding. She is a lizard.

>>66141853
maybe it just healed and she got a new one off screen
did you think about that?

>>66141885

>>66141843
Pippa is so cute

Why does Lumi have such stick arms?

Maybe she was really cold before and her arms shrink when exposed to heat. Or it's alive

DON'T MUTE WHEN YOU SNEEZE YOU BITCH

>those hands
the age of 30 is in the mand right?

Revell Levels
>[1] includes snap kits for beginners which do not need to be glued or painted.
>[2] comprehends simple model kits to be glued and painted with up to 30 parts for beginners.
>[3] is the category for challenging models with up to 100 parts to be glued and painted.
>[4] is suited for experienced modellers, with up to 150 parts to be glued and painted.
>[5] refers to models requiring the highest handicraft skill level, with more than 150 individual parts to be glued and painted.
She overestimated her ability

>>66141938
She's a lithe petite iron deficient white woman.

>>66141955

>>66141818
OH FUCK SHE HAS ROPES UNDER HER SKIN
WEIRD SHAPESHIFTING WHORE!

>>66141955
>in the mand

>>66141947
>is in the mand

Uhm actually

>>66141986
nice filename randomizer dumbass

>>66141955
>>66141986
spelling errors and soundpost failures
/pcg/ get it together seriously ...

>>66141955
>in the mand

Lumi has reptile hands.

>>66141892
It's a subcutanean parasite afflicting black caimans, retard... but I've never seen one that big

>>66142004
meant for
>>66141955

I want Lumi and Tenma to give me a hagjob

>>66141936
It makes me want to fuck her so hard I shatter her pelvis.

I love this Panda

My really good scissors broke... I need to find a good replacement for them.
Thanks for reminding me Lumi.

>>66142011
I'm so cute bros.

>>66141927
Bring the frog woman home, fishman...

>>66141955
Die
>>66142013
I let anger get the best of me, and I forgot.

>>66141955
>Deleted
can't live with the shame huh?

>>66141049
>drunk on whiskey
Actually Runie all this time

>lumis crushable hands
>her grope-able breasts
God shes so perfect…

>>66142011
>Uhm actually that is just a shadow and not rope marks from a japanese fetish play with ropes that left those marks

I bet Runie has nice hands.

lying lumi has no class
sitting pantless, bare of ass
showing hands this shameless whore
does terrorize this hapless board
she cackles like an age'd witch
while streaming flesh for us on twitch
her eyes are blue, her nails are grey
the colors warn us: stay away!
a bruise is present on her skin
where someone gripped and did so pin
her fragile frame upon a bed
and pierced her precious maidenhead
Lumi raped, not once but thrice
her rotten cunt twas like a vice

I ran out of inspiration

I think Lumi should get married asap

Lumi is a daddys girls

>>66142114
My dick can confirm

>>66142137
yeah, to me

>>66142137
yeah to me

>>66142137
yeah, to me

>>66142114
yeah
she holds mine all the time

>>66142137
Our wedding is literally after stream, did you ignore my invite? Dick

>>66141955
>in the mand

>>66142133
8/10, great poem

what did he mean by this?

>lumi remembers what people say to her
I sure hope she's lying.

Every time lumi reads my message I get a massive erection
is that normal?

>Lumi immediately tsuning out on a donator who calls her pretty
its like she hates money

[Lumi News] she can remember everything you have said in chat

>>66142235
about 80% of that is a lie just depends on who you are

>>66142238
Nah I get happy when I get Pippa reads

>>66142235
she has an excel file of every chatter and every comment they sent

>>66142274
>Pippa reading non-paying messages
real?

>>66142274
I'm glad the ARS are worth it anon

lumi's handcams are bad for my heart bros
i wanna hold them

I have a feeling we get guro on stream today

do you think it would upset her if i say she has hag hands?

>>66142356
I still remember when dizzy put her hand on the screen
I put mine there as well
it was a lowpoint but it also felt good

>>66142209
Why are you guys lusting over the hands of a gay, 30 year old Polish man?

Phase Connect unity!

I don't understand people with a piss fetish.

>>66142411
kek

>>66142402
yes but she likes that

>>66142424
BASED!

>>66142411
sovl

>>66142424

>>66142411
Cute retard

>>66142424
Pretend I replied with the tenma unity hate screenshot I cant find it right now

I'm gonna say it man. Lumi's new model is ugly as fuck and I still can't get used to it.
She really dropped the bomb with her 2.0 """update""" and deep down everyone knows it.

>>66142424
We'll see about that when Gen6 rolls around

>>66142515
>Yubi
:)

friendly reminder that this man is fucking your oshi

If you think about it, Jelly is just STEM boy bait.

>>66142566
It's "dropped the ball" ESL king.

>>66142424
>>66142515
Lumi was left out
Because she's a loser

>>66142424
IKZ

>>66142590
No, he is just my side hoe. My kami oshi is Pippa.

Nice discord profile pic you got there pippa lol

>you only get one shot at a lucy and then she's gone
You don't need to remind me

>lucy
no woman would stand in the way of the inevitable shes pure fiction

>>66142609
you blind? Lumi is there

Has Lumi finally attained consistent 4 view status? Is this her year?

>>66142792
all me

>>66142792
me on 400 different accounts boosting her over the 1k barrier

>>66142515
gimme the Ember squib NOW

>>66142438

>>66142609
Sucks to be Lumi.

>>66142349
I don't pay lmao. I just show up a lot.

>>66142609
Left out of the unity discord call last night, watch streams

>>66142515

>>66142878
My Lumi squib violates the Twitch TOS

>>66142786
>>66142929

>>66142878

>>66143007
lmao look at how flat she is

>>66142411
You touched souls that day.
It doesn't matter how far away you are, you both connected.
Cherish that, anon.

>>66142402
mad lad

>>66142974

>>66142053
E R O T I C

>>66143056
>tfw your squibby is de-squibbed

>>66143117
this is pornographic.

[Lumi News] Dizzy has *sexy* red flags

>gen 1+ gen 2 lethal company
This is going to be a disaster. Can't wait!

>>66143117
Now I understand Kira

>>66143122
tfw you cry joys of tears

>>66143149
Sexy red flags is redundant

lol lumi fat

>>66143267
her fat ass crushing my skull until I'm dead

i will keep believing that it's you squibbers who are causing earthquakes around the world. surely you are demonic spawns of lumi.

>>66139926
https://www.youtube.com/@SuzukiZuriko

Is he okay?

Numbers of biggest vtubers on twitch rn.

>>66143496
wow that's crazy

>>66143504
its a super easy piece too that shes worried about lmao, just snip it off the sprue and clean the connection flat with a file

>>66143496
wow, I never realised Miru had a Twitch. Based gremlin.
I remember her saving a bunch of peoples asses when that fucktard modder told vtubers to stop streaming his Amogus translation so she did one and released it free.

>>66143117
All the girls I follow for nice nails are japanese Lumi is right. Japan has the best nail game I hope she picks up their strats.

>>66143496
Oh yeah? Check these out:

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1451
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2005
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that piece of plastic on her leg, ME

>>66143610
>no 1488
grim

>>66143403
these are whore hands i can tell

>>66143496
>bald guy junting
FUCKING BASED

>>66143610
WAO

>>66143496
I wouldn't waste a second of my life watching any of those people except Lumi.

>>66143496
>one of the biggest toobers is a fucking guy with a text to speech program
nuke vshart

>>66141408

>>66143496
>men still win in vtubing
sisters...

>>66143660
shando tho

how many numbers and hand pics do you need?

>>66143731
more hands less numbers

>>66143496
>Top vtubers
>Includes fleshstreamers

>>66143652
That guy's a fag though

>>66143698
I will NEVER get Zentroonya

>>66143731
They need to do a hentai of this series.

>>66143731
All of them.

>>66143706
>im not a lewd tuber!
>oh no, my fully exposed thighs right up to the crotch, omg

>>66143764
oh. grim. I don't know twitch.
fuck baldtubers honestly

>>66143610
UOOHH I AM... I AM NOOMBERING!!!

>>66143706

>>66143731
Everyone loves hands

>>66143753
its abusing the tag system