/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with cow: an acrostic poem

Streams on Christmas and New Years
Even when she's full of tears
Xtremely cute, xtremely cunny
When she streams my cock feels funny
In this thread I post my love
To Muyu 'cause there's none above
Hear her giggles and her moos, this
Cow chuuba that you should view
Of course for her I'll give my all, so
Will (You) join the cow cabal?

Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajnrI3nB8g

i love nasa!

HEAVILY PREGNANT WITH CUBS

RIE IS FRIENDS WITH RAKI FROM PIXEL
LUMI AND PIPPA WERE POSTING AXOLOTLS AND GODZILLAS, TWO OF LOTTIE FROM PIXEL'S FAVORITE FOUR THINGS

PHASELINK IS GO

Likers are up late in this thread

>>66109968

>>66110026
it's not even dead hours yet though

Hi

>>66110026
kino

>>66110124

>>66110081
Pippa literally raided Lottie's debut.

>>66110026
Man...what the hell did people do late at night before the internet?

>>66108028

Is she ever going to change the porn avatar?

I too desire to squish the racoon.

>>66109968
>>66110089
NOW (Literally right now)
Himemiya Rie (LIVE | Reverse Call In)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EvVk3CFGa4
Erina Makina (LIVE | New Year Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZZz8XgcXU
Chisaka Airi (LIVE | Don't Starve w/ Sayu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq7dJuvamEY

SOON
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (30m | Deep Dive: Skibidi Toilet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs

LATER
Utatane Nasa (4h30m | Murder Mysteries)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V52xkaiT3k

I like girls with hairy armpits who should my oshi be?

will we get Lia tears tonight?

I want to sniff the Pippa

>>66110207
>Utatane Nasa (4h30m | Murder Mysteries)
my sleep schedule...

>Runie has the least subs of her gen
whats up with that

>>66110260
At least it's a weekend

>>66110286
no loli buff

Phase Friend Hexa is fat as fuck lol

>>66110192
Not till she gets the Most Lewd award.

>>66110286
Older woman debuff

>>66110260
>Oshis a JP girl
>Thinks he gets to sleep

>>66110124

[Lia News]

Your cuteness has defined my year above all else, a prescence I didn't know I needed.
Wemi love wububuwubu love lobu love

Why do girls like wemi and muyu always give off "I stink like BO" vibes? Is it like a loli subset?

>>66110230
they should be happy tears. how many vtubers can say they collabed with their oshi as their oshi? Lia is one of the few.
that is a bucket list item that rarely ever gets checked off.

>>66110334
>Hexa is fat as fuck

>>66110204
No raccoons here, anon.

>>66110186
ever seen the movie after hours?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 37 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>66110383
You get to give your daughter a bath.

>>66110186
I played video games and watched Adult Swim.

>>66110400
she just accidentally face revealed on her PC building stream after Sena raided into her
she's a chonker

>>66110183
PINK
WOMEN

>>66110204

>>66110374
>coneect

>>66110334
God I wish she was...

>>66110081
Remember the old corpo alliance? That cross company Minecraft collab was such a long time ago and things have changed so much. I hope we can revive that with pixel link and the other corps.

>>66110397
Lia has lived a charmed life as a vtuber

>>66110383
People in tropical countries would sweat more and because their food smells bad this influences the smell of their sweat. This is why Brazilians have one of the highest rates of shower-taking in the world.

>>66110186
Watch that show or other late nite tv
Read books
Go for a walk
Go out to bars and drink
Stay home and drink
Go to a 24 hour diner
Get in the car and go for a drive (people used to just go on drives for fun, usually with friends, with no destination in particular)

>>66110383
girls dont stink

>>66110397
Pippa doesn't even want Watame to know she exists

Pippa supports January 6th.

>>66110383
They don't get into the bathtub without Daddy there playing with them

[hime news]
She fucking loves women

>>66110374
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vjrO7BTxpII

>>66110541
she's just like me

>>66110475
I remember when I took a screenshot of Pippa having an all time high of 300 viewers as an example of small corpo incline when hololive could still get 100k on event streams back in 2021. Now you can have 5 PC girls overlap and they'll run from 500-1200 viewers. Things change, the more they change, things change a lot.

>>66110547
Hime is a bi slut

>>66110541
Slowly walking through a government building in remembrance

>>66110475
https://youtube.com/shorts/v8Hp_9Wl4tE

>>66110383
You know they like in the tropics and are just cooped up in their rooms all day

>>66110437
no way

Goodnight, /pcg/
I love Pippa and the chibi models, they're so cute

What would you do if lia was stuck in your toilet with just her head exposed

>>66110541
Fuck yeah

>>66110645
nini capipi!

>>66110400
Been trying to tell you feeders this forever

>>66110645
Goodnight Bnuyposter

>>66110334
Yeah we already knew this

>>66110541
>>66110628
>>66110662
Ember is the one who supports J6, implied someone she knows probably a relative went there, and would burn it all down

>>66110645
Goodnight bunposter

>>66110541
Wrong
>>66110752
Right

>>66110645
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>66110379
Watch it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgd1gRBqSg4

>>66110752
>ember
>burn it all down
heh

IM HERE TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH LIA, AND IM ALL OUT OF LIA OH HELL YEAH

>Friday night skibidi with Lia
This stream is going to be something

>>66110841
I don't want to type out her exact phrase because I will end up on a watchlist

Wemi is a rapist.

now what will Fishman do

>bring pomu in as the new invader

or

>phase connect branded mahjong tiles and tables

Pipkiss

>>66110334
Proof? Her legs were pretty normal

>>66110901
>wasting time and money on shitjong
ngmi

>>66110889
Ember's kind of wild once you get past the soft spoken surface.

>>66110541
It was a false flag set up just like the cop riots of 2020. What's to support? Confused Americans?

Hina, Muyu and Eimi all have such good models. Runie's is good too but the rigging is too stiff, particularly in the body movements

>>66110901
>implying vshojo doesn't own Pomu yet
I'm glad I like Mahjong.

>>66110651
my sewage drain is 100mm wide, it's literally impossible without mangling her body

>>66110892
She's too small and weak from malnourishment for that

>>66110547
>news

>>66110901
Why do people still meme about Fishman being a poacher anyway, I guess it's from the first invaders gen? Anyway Vshojo are much bigger poachers these days so I doubt she's not going there

>>66110816
Why did I lose the ability to understand the lolrandom stuff
I swear I loved this crap even just a decade ago

>>66110954
I didn't clip it and she disabled vod archive, you'll just have to take my word

>>66110889
Holy shit, really that bad?

>>66110816
Nice.

>>66110912
BIG MAC TONIGHT
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qH5T725nv8pL/

>>66110901
There's no way Fishman can land Pomu. He should if he could, but he can't.

>>66110892
*wapist

>>66111073
I was reminded of that also.

10 minuted until Lia cursed shit + potential breakdown over Pomu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs

>>66110889
Ember gives of doomsday prepper vibes. It's probably her dream to get married and then live in the wild with her husband.

>>66110645
Nini bnuyposter

>>66111009
So if >>66110651 did happen, it means her body was named mangled. So what would you do?

>>66111116
Lia's about to have a skibidi breakdown.

I don't know what it is, but Ember's voice hits me hard.

>>66110892
Touching balls makes her a molester, not a rapist

>>66110186
NOW GET THE GUNS, THE DRUGS, FROM MY GENERATION.
I'LL TAKE THE FALL-
COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
LET'S GET IT ON

>>66111148
bash the cranium and flush the rest of it

Should I get shitfaced before or after lias stream? I have a bottle of liquor I lost the cap to and I don't want it going bad

JP IN HIME'S STREAM

>>66111098
I will

>>66111270
during

>>66110609
I never imagined that Phase could ever be even near Nijisanji. I hope the good times continue.

>>66111028
Fishman did interviews with Slugma and Lumi/Yuri about poaching for first invaders. Then there was pushback against poaching when Tsunderia officially exploded, enough that some of the talents called people's behaviors. This more than anything lead to Phase being the poaching (bad) company compared to Vshoujo retirement (good) company.

>>66111293
Who is she? I missed her intro

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>66111293
cute sisters

>>66111029
This might help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e9yMqmXWo0

>>66110609
I kinda miss those days sometimes

I'm so hyped for Lia bros

>>66110475
align with Phase Connect so Fishman can poach your talents!

>>66111314
I get a bit melancholic looking back.

>Rie doesn't show up on the official schedule on the site
Scuffed agency

>>66110901
I'm already working on the tiles

>>66111381

>>66111119
Living in the wild would make it hard for her to play video games.

>>66111377

>>66111417

>>66111426

The text thing Michiru uses seems even more fucked up for Rie, what the fuck

>>66111485
hh brother

>>66111419
one of those is not like the others

>>66111417
>>66111485
Gonna be a great stream

Any rrats about the rigger (???) Shiina has worked with?

>>66110081
Fish should just buy out Pixel even though I'm pretty certain it's a sister company of idol

Imagine Lumi dropping off her logs in Lia's skibidi toilet

>>66111419
This didn't age well

>>66111481
PANGO MANGO

>>66111485
Almost time for Lia

>>66111489
Uruka beating her chat clone was pretty hot.

>>66111426

>>66111540
all me

>>66111432
wdym, she shows up right >>66110207 there

>>66111540
JP gen

>>66111485
But it's not Monday night.

>>66111548
>spoiler
That's a fun rrat, please elaborate.

I rented an 8k television set for this Lia stream

>>66111381
Hoshikawa will NEVER care about Hime.

Liacons post the stupidest shit itt.

>>66111540
>>66068673

>>66111419
Nobody wants Kirsche not even her parents like to be around her.

>>66111419
Anon...

>>66111419
All I want from the top is chinchilla and purin

>>66111426
Same, I remember one of Uruka's first stream after debut was Minecraft and she was trying to get wood from near the spawn point. But I think there was some kind of protection around the area, so it was funny watching trying and failing to get wood. She used her angry face as well which she doesn't use often. Memories man.

>>66111381
It's literally just blonde Hime

So will Pippa get sponsored to do a watchalong of the Mahjong Soul anime?

Its almost that time again

>>66111599
Nice!

>>66111098
Pomu will probably just go back to being an indie lmao.

>>66111270
Don't. Just go to bed. Watch 'em later.

>>66111631
don't use my slave name, i'm a Liker

What's getting announced during Phase Weekly tomorrow?

>>66111631

>>66111419
We dont want Kirsche we want Eepy but she wants to stay indie.

LATE NIGHT LIA TIME
LATE NIGHT LIA TIME
LATE NIGHT LIA TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs

>>66111419

i think I'm a bit parasocial

watch this Lia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs

>>66111706
Get back to the fields Liacon

>>66111550
No, Pipkun. I won't.

>>66111631
You post the stupidest shit

>>66111711
The graduations of lia and pippa and later tenma

>>66111631

>>66111658
If only Fishman managed to sign Purin. alas...

>>66111660
Holy shit I think I remember that
I might be the of a different girl, but didn't she have a specific area she was supposed to build at also, but didn't have building permissions or something

>>66111706
operator

Tonight, Lia takes a NIJIEN trauma dump in the skibidi toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs

>>66111776
Just say you'll sick Catcha Freeman on them.

[hime news]

>>66111548
>Buy out Pixel
It's doing well for a new small corpo.
>spoiler
Nice rrat but the only proof for it is the girls simping for Idol talents so much.

>>66111631
Can't tell them apart form the stupid shit that is usually said around here.

>>66111711
Lia graduating and our wedding date

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S LIA TIME

Love you Pippa, hope you have a good night.

>>66111711
Dizzy's firing from doing Phase weeklys.

>>66111711
A big rumored phase graduation. If you are/here/ you know already who is the talent in question.

>>66111872
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD

>>66111639
The only way fishman could get her is offering a lot of shekels

>>66111548
Lottie is jewish....

test

>>66111706
Don't get above your station Asheleague

I have lia at full volume so the niggers that live in the apartment above me hear

>>66111770
>Lia doing a skibidi toilet stream
never closed a window so fast in my life

>>66111872
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF LIA STREAM

>>66111770
Finally. A Lia stream worth watching.

Lia will cry tonight? Lia drunk?

>>66111897
Finally, freedom...

>>66111711
Nanobites is the new phase invader.

>>66111801
That is not funny dude

>>66111625
what's haachama orbiter hoshikawa got to do with hime and whoever this girl is?

I like catching that NASAnon when I can at the end of threads

>>66111711
Phase Wars 2. Please.

>>66111945
you passed!

>>66111945

I dont think I like lia

Where is my side pony Lia

[lia news] she's jealous of chibi lia

RATE THE-
Wait nvm we good.

bito got a rancid gyatt frfr

>>66111945

>>66111919

>>66111954

>>66111964
Lia will lose her mind.

OK the fags are taking over I'm out

>>66112047
wrong choice

[rie news] she loves skibidi toilet

Lia singing about scat while doing toilet stream. on brand.

>>66112115
bye

>>66111976
Hime wants to rape her.

hina and eimi at rie's!

I need an erection related soundpost with that really big line

I'm finally going to learn what the fuck Skibidi Toilet is.

WEEEELL ITS THE BEEG LIA

Getting older is strange.

>>66112196
It's not interesting

Ultrabeeg Lia

>>66111842
I think that stream was what got me into small corps because I think that was the first time one of my chats got read. Also I might be wrong I feel like I also remember someone made a tree house or something. I think it was Michiru.

>>66112210
It only gets worse.

>>66111658
Well boy do I have some good news for you anon!

>>66110186
Played video games and watched low budget tv shows.

>>66112118
What the hell am I looking at

>Eimi back on stream
10 hour chads, does this count?

Nice one Lia, real smooth

I'm ready to feel old

>>66111270
it wont go bad, but the alcohol will evaporate if you don't cover it. use a plastic bag and a rubber band or something

Nasa, Hina, Eimi, and Muyu all on Hime stream

ENTER NASA

>>66112268
>ISREAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EvVk3CFGa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EvVk3CFGa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EvVk3CFGa4
HAMSTER BROS WE WON

Lia wants to kiss Shiina on the lips. Maybe WITH tongue

>>66111945
Wao, why does moot let you have TWO sounds in your soundpost?

>>66112268
Does to me, it's 10h in one day

>>66112034
Which side are you fighting for in the Phase Wars? And in what game should they do it in?

oooooooo cute english nasa

>>66112268
What is hamster's local time zone? It's a different day for me.

>>66112047
Lia has grown on me
Like an autistic tumor

Lia read hentai in order to take her mind off of Pomu

>>66111770
How long is she going to girltalk until she get to the relevant stuff?

>>66112210
You ever think maybe after you die you just have your conciousness transported into another exact copy of Earth before you died and continue living until you die either by tragic accident or murder or natual causes then start life entirely over as yourself at birth?

Lia is saying this to keep all the hentai to herself.

[Lia News] Put the porn down

>>66112047
Then you will perish.

>>66111485
OOHHH YEAHHH

>>66112358
She's whatever zone Hina is, so whatever zone Pippa is now, so West Coast along with the other girls

>>66111969
I don't think she's coming back anon

>>66112358
She uses EST in her description

Lia cute

Nasa grinding this hard lately is admirable

Lia should read the bible

omg, Lia has a nose now

>>66112381
Yes I have had this exact thought many times.
Also that I have lived a few times already the exact same life and just forget.

I miss Runie…

>>66112440
ironic to post this with a Jerry pic

>>66112298

>>66112460
Lia is the cutest girl in the entire world

STOP USING THIS FUCKING CHIBI MODELS. THEY ARE CRAP, I HATE SHIINA SO FUCKING MUCH, I AM FORCED TO WATCH ALL DAY STREAM AFTER STREAM OF THIS DISPROPORTIONATE LOOKING ASS AFRICAN BABIES KINDA MODELS.

Going to bed, have a good night pcg. Love you Pippa, sleep well.

Eimi being a new streamer is craaazy huh

For the first time I'm happy to have had Rie on the second monitor, surprise Nasa is always welcome

>>66112034
Phase is too big for Phase Wars now. Can you imagine trying to organize teams of 500 members

>14 minutes
>still not watched skibidi toilet yet

>>66112412
I miss him. He really was the creme of the crop.

Total hag death

>>66112480
Now that I think about it are there any actual religious vtubers that do that kind of thing?

[Lia News] Phase Connect player Lia thinks hags kissing is GROSS.

>>66112507
Holy shit I'm not crazy then... What is this even called?

Lia….

>>66112446
if she's EST like me then it doesn't count.

>>66112553
how new?

>>66112537
no, YOU sleep well, lil capipi

>>66112517
How so?

Lia says "Golden Time is shit" and "don't ever recommend me that gay shit again":

>>66112537
nini capipi!

>>66112537
Goodnight Capipi

>>66112575
What if its just that we both are crazy.

I haven't washed my dishes since Dec 25. Do I qualify to join Phase Connect?

>>66112575
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

>>66112517
jerry already is back

>lia read nagatoro

>>66112646
I WILL NOW PICK UP LIA

>Lia signing Mr Brightside

>>66112537
Night fellow capipi

>>66112617
fuck Lia, the ghost banri threads when it was airing were kino

>>66112627
WE ARE

>Lia thought mr brightside is greenday

>>66112627
Do you have roaches? I have to do my dishes daily and pour bleach down my drain otherwise I get roaches

Lia’s dad is a fan of The Killers and 3 Doors Down

>>66112537
Goodnight.

Pippa, please tell shiina I'm sorry for making fun of the chibi models. In order to prove my sincerity, let me massages your and shiina's feets.

She's not even talking about the children's meme yet and I already feel old

This post will make you notice that bump limit has been triggered!

[nasa news] sad girl championship incoming

>>66112676

>>66112537
>new sleepykin
love these threads sometimes

Lia has a father?

>>66112627
Are you a woman?

Lia cant go 1 day without talking about homestuck

>>66112748
False.

>>66112760
yeah, me

>>66112432
>>66112446

>>66112760
sometimes

>>66112609
last stream she was worried she might have super mosquito aids https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1743484308218921085

>>66112779
soon me

Lia confirmed watches vods in the cytube

>>66112687
Tada Banri

>>66112640
So then is the experience a punishment? Can it be escaped or changed, or perhaps continue the cycle but choose different outcomes every time?

>n*n* posters

>>66112706
dump potassium hydroxide down the drain followed by boiling water, dont inhale the fumes.

>>66112706
No I've never had roaches.
Occasionally I get crickets in my basement and spiders behind my PC. Also ants in my bathroom sometimes, but never any bugs in my kitchen.
I do think they're starting to get a bit moldy so I'm gonna do them tomorrow though.

>>66112755

>>66112702
Close enough, boomer.

>>66112848
Goodnight.

>>66112848
nini!

Lia was born in 1996...

how old are Lia's parents if they like The Killers?

>>66112848
>Filian posters

>>66112719
The Killers are pretty good.

>>66112702
>used to listen to green day in 2008
Dam,it have been 6 years already huh

>>66112537
>>66112848
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>66112904
hag love

>>66112210
The shithead teenager of today will also wake up in a decade or two to discover that they're totally lame and their metabolism has caught up with their sedentary lifestyle.

Dammit all these cat pics are making me sad. Nano please just fucking stream.

>>66112848
Goin 2 slep, nini

>>66112848
Nini angry fox

>>66112553
She's does a monologue before the show

>>66112547
Yeah that makes sense. I wish there was something like that though

>>66112557
And his Hogan diss track was legendary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkeTKFD57E

Nasa went to a shrine on new years and put in a 10,000￥ donation

What if Earths entire history is constantly repeating itself starting from Adam and Eve?

What sadness me ios that Lia does not has access to the fixed episodes of Skibidi Toilet that were posted in /wsg/ a couple threads ago that add the music from the shorts to the widescreen episodes. They really give each episode that gets fixed a much better punch. Not that she will even reach episode 10 at this rate. Let alone episode 24.

>>66112960

>>66112850
this is really bad for your drains.

>>66112904
Just like me fr fr almost 30 with no gf

any skibidi?

>>66112914
god i wish yuri would do that to me

I got the feels for Lia

>>66112553
you say it like it's a bad thing

I love when Lia sings The Feels :)

What's with lia being so fucking uninteresting

>>66113013

>>66112981
We were born in the gayest time

Even the chibi version has the best thighs in Phase wtf

>>66112981
If Adam and Eve are real then explain Dino Nuggies.

>>66113013
your face would end up like brapthrone

>>66112942
Goodnight Hex offender

>>66112942
nini hexist!

[Sad News] Lia thought Fallout Boy made the song Mr Brightside, and then thought Green Day sang it.

>>66112904
>Lia is older than me
>Lia is difficult to watch because she makes me feel ancient
How does this happen?

>>66112719
Christ that makes me feel old. My parents don't even know them.

>>66112942
sleep well, lil hexadecimal

>>66112925
Based music taste

>24 minutes
>still no skibidi toilet

>>66112574

Honestly, Rie should just go full bogan

>>66113085
She wasn't born in 1996 anon

>>66112904
I got laid in 96

>>66113031
Anon... finding Lia uninteresting is a symptom of stage 4 brain cancer. Sorry you had to find out like this...

i think the healthiest thing i could do for myself is to stop coming to /vt/ but i dont know how to stop