/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my gold digger of a wife

Fuck you otis baker I fucking hate you

>>66099558
That's one stretchy pussy

wheel

shontoes

>>66099558
If this is a normal cat, where the fuck is his fur?

>>66099890
this is my favorite ritualpost

do you think the cat dying or her one of her family dying would make her nonverbal? Can you imagine pissing on her, beating her, cumming on her while she's having a meltdown? oman

>>66099999
>do you think
no
>can you imagine
yes

>>66099890
I ate it

passionate love making with shondo

>>66099890
instead of shedding fur everywhere, it leaves oily disgusting gunk everywhere
it's a trade off for people that don't like cat fur everywhere
>>66099999
>oman

hi omen you're my favorite mod

is it really okay for the manager to be sleeping with the talent's sister?

I was an anti but you fellow husbands have shown me the righteous path. I love my slurpy retard stripper wife, once she finally breaks I will be happy to abuse my invalid wife forever

>>66100922
Ok, but you can now never leave and don't even think about cheating on wifey

>>66101397

she's not my wife until I break her, I don't want this slurpy uppity retard she's not even worth abusing. Once she experiences another family death or the spiders come back, that's when she's mine. Right now she's not even worth abusing since I'd have to put up with her happy retard noises. When she's finally broken so she can only moan, grunt, and cry. That's when our relationship begins.

this new angle is awkward

shondo in my arms

Her suffering is the only thing I want in my life.

>>66101889
Either way, you gotta watch 5 hours of her behind the screen just making noises and wailing and having breakdowns and to send her favorite emotes in chat if she goes nonverbal, every day for until I get magic to fix her situation

Purple = drapes
Pink/peach = phone
Blue = shondo

>>66102203

fuck watching her streams she's too slurpy, I will just take simple joy in the fact that she will kill herself if ballsack cat or one of her family dies. Everything leading up to the day she finally makes the world a better place is simple gooning to me.

Slurping on Shonny's fanny

>>66102326
wow 9 pixels of shondo

I didnt realize but the one explanation that shes eating so much cake. what is she building herself for?

>>66102561
my seed

>>66102561
In English now please

>>66102326
it looked more like her hand

>>66102561

she's trying to prove to /here/ that she's not anorexic

>>66102673
this is the most retarded thing ive read all day

>>66102561
she's getting into a healthy weight so she can be have my child

Eating 1000 calories of cake and nothing else does not make you not anorexic Shondo

>>66102561
Good, now reformulate it so we can understand what you mean
Keep the shonspiracies coming

>>66102326
damn she cute

>>66102723

she is a slurpy retard after all

weird dog

catposters run this

>>66102909
I love him more than shondo

He looks like an old man when he's sleeping, a baby when his eyes are all dilated when he looks at Shondo with love in his eyes and a funny gremlin all other times

>>66102909

can't wait till he dies :3

Do you think our new resident psychotic femanon is
>a tranny
>obese
>brown
Or all of the above?

>>66103228
Yes

>>66102561
Answer: Building for BBC

>>66102662
Her hand's holding the phone anon...

>>66103228
all of the above and also retarded

alt is live she farming BA and rubbing her feet on the asmr mic

snug as a bug in a rug watching the VOD. The Barbies are nice girls. I like Kitanya.

but why arent there (You) emotes, you have 7tv
also reminder to upload vods woman

>>66104033
have fun anon I hope you enjoy the vod

>>66104204

why do it when your simps will do it?

>>66103351
kek
>>66103633
the phone is completely covering her face, you can see the camera. the rest is either image compression or weird light stuff or 2 pixels of her hair

>>66103983
>rubbing her feet on the asmr mic
I need this badly

her bony old woman feet :3

"woman" confirmed ACK

>>66104322
Yes, she's holding the phone over her face, to see what she's taking a photo of.
You guys are genuinely funny sometimes

why won't any of you dm me? :(

her extremely dry feet feel like shark pussy on your dick :3

>>66104033
>Kitanya
I got my cartwheel before rebranding, but fuck if I'm sticking around for her farm to be raided again and her to be raped live.

>>66104533
>>66104785
how would they be dry or old women feet?
she slathers herself in coconut oil her feet are probably very soft and smooth

>>66104754

if you want to talk to people then you DM

>>66103097
no bulli

>>66104872

oily leather feet

I've made a huge discovery anons. I've been a bad husband for a while and couldnt figure out why, I was so happy before.
I've been slacking on my exercise and healthy eating and its finally catching up to me. I was at my happiest when I was 100% dedicated to the gym and shondo only. Im going back to it. We're all going to make it /shon/ please beelieve in me

>>66104896

only wish him a quick life :3

>>66104754
The resident dm shogger is fucking dead, sorry you missed him

>>66104984
God speed Retromancer

>>66104872
please do not reply to the schizo

>>66105079
I miss Grackle

>>66104984
>start exercising every day
>get hungry all the time
>cannot cook for shit
>cannot take eating even more of the bland shit I'm capable of cooking
>start supplementing with junk food
>get fat
>get problem skin
welp

>>66105206
Didn't he talk in chat? In the new years stream

>>66105298
are you me?

>>66105298
learning to cook isn't that hard anon

>>66105298
cooking is easy as fuck anon come on
at the very least you could get a rice cooker and an electronic grill to make chicken and rice

>gracklebones: OK guys hold the fort for me I have to head out, shondo did really well so far though syadouLove

>>66105313
People were spamming about him /here/ but he wasnt there

>>66105395
I have all that. Nice thick bowl multicooker and xiaomi aerogrill. It's okay when I eat normally but when I /fit/ and have to eat more of that every day - I just can't stand fucking rice and chiken.

>>66105522
cook it differently and try some seasoning anon

>>66104984
syadouYay in chat and I'll hold you accountable

>>66105400
that's actually his last message.... fugg...

>>66105522
spices are a thing

she would definitely sabotage you, sneaking oil or butter into everything so you became fat as fuck

>>66105653
>he left to get milk and didn't come back

>>66105522
bbq and hot sauces anon

>>66105669
>>66105616
thanks captain obvious I marinate my chicken for grill and boil it in a cooker with onion cubes
it still gets tiresome after a while
it was better when I could order ready healthy meals for variety and supplement THEM with chicken and rice
too bad nothing of the sort in this shithole

>>66105400
>>66105653
which stream was it?

>>66105653
Please come back if you're okay grackle...

>>66105787
onions ew

>>66105816
think it was the fil collab, context of the message doesnt really fit class of 09

stay away from this shit pit, grackle

>>66105758
100%, anorexic girls are like that. Love cooking or baking and they will add extra calories to everything and watch you eat.

>>66105893
garlic and onions are okay for boiling flavor
I then boil the rice packets in the resulting chicken stock too
rice is unironically tastier than fucking chicken when you /fit/ because you crave carbs

>>66105653
So he's alive, nice!
Don't worry, he'll be back, shondo said it's fine for us to take a break if we have to go do something, even if it's for as long as 5 years
>>66105901
I don't think it was that far back anon

>>66105957
>rice packets
anon please, next youre gonna tell me that you wash your chicken

>>66106018
basmati rice only comes in packets here, there's nothing wrong with them

>that wave of deletions
>it really is just one guy
Holy fuck kek

>>66105901
>last tweet from the next day replying to the 1 hour stream notification
>nothing else since then
no.....

>literally one guy

>>66105653
>>66105816
>>66105901
>>66106251
guy literally went out for milk lmao
just like your dad, /shon/

>>66106125
no bro there's 20 of us and we're all favorites you have to believe me there's more than 3 of us

>>66106125
"guy" cmon

>>66105298
Eat less unhealthy fastfood and eat more than what you burn(to build more mass, but if you want to lose weight then eat less than you burn) and do some simple exercises(properly research how to do the exercises, otherwise you risk injuring yourself) in decent volume and intensity
Take your current physical capabilites in mind though, see how many reps of the chosen exercises you can do in a row, then do like 70% of the amount of reps for a set
That's what I did at least, nowadays I don't really do exercises like that though

>>66106125
Vague posters will pay the price eventually

>>66106481
I have not started /fit/ yesterday, I have a routine. I'm just in a new place where I can't get my usual nutrition so my food habits are broken. But thanks for advice.

>>66099999
>>66100922
>>66101889
>>66102081
>>66102444
>>66102673
>>66102822
>>66103097
>>66104320
>>66104533
>>66104785
>>66104878
>>66104971
>>66105061
>>66105758
>>66105914
bye-bye faggot

>>66106615
Oh, that's what the wave of deletion was referring to
Okay

>>66106615
which guy was this i forgor

>>66106615
He really doesn't do any good with people that want to voice their concerns.
Now all that's left is that guy that keeps talking about cuck shit

>>66106815
at least that one is obvious. the others are more insidious

>insidious

it's a good word

>>66107034
there is at least one pass user spamming on cooldown

>>66106615
Thank you for reminding me of my wife's smiling face

>>66107034
theres the obvious troll antis but the others are just genuinely bitter retards crying or menherafags. half of the "concerns" people air out boils down to them crying over not getting personal attention at every possible moment

I can't cum to anything except shondo anymore help

>>66106615
lol still here :)

>>66107815
Erm

>>66107815
cool way to announce you're ban-evading

>>66099777
>>66107777
why do my posts always end in 777

>>66107897
youre glowing

>>66107777
you got quads bro it's a sign. you don't need to cum to anything else.

>>66107897

>>66107858
i would never get banned

>>66107897
nice double trips today is your lucky day

>>66107897

you can get banned on 4chan?

>>66108158
no keep it up

>>66108158
yeah if you break the rules, its super easy
watch this

>>66108230
alright thanks anon

>>66108158
yes there are rules
yeah i know literally 1984

>>66108244
i came

>>66108244
shontoes

alright i'm reading the rules. are we /b/?

>3. Singling out individual VTubers for the purposes of trolling them will not be tolerated. Do not stalk or harass any VTubers.
lol

>>66108413
at this point? not too far off

hi guys i love shondo

>>66108738
hi shondo i love you

>>66108738
this is an anti thread please don't post this

i'm not shondo!!!!

>>66108738
me too (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

>>66108805
ok hi inis

>>66108104
This image is so cute

>>66108623
i would say something here if i hadnt read the rules

https://strawpoll.com/BDyNEAX9OZR
Does /shon/ love their wife?

>>66109273
pee address grabber

iplogger

>>66109316
>>66109321
Confirming your love for your wife is more valuable than any address

>>66109273
I gave you my IP just to vote on yes. Yes I love my wife that much

shadow... just lemme speak to giraffe-chan once... i can pass the 1v1 for her approval...

>>66109357
only Shondo can have my ip sorry

>>66109917
I love the fact that everytime I see a snow leopard I can only think of shadowmama now

>>66109993
you too huh?

>>66109931
If i say I'm shondo you technically can't prove I'm wrong

I'm shondo

>>66109917
You're not playing for that route and you'll never pull it off STOP LARPING AS ME I'M THE ONE WHO WILL SAVE GIRAFFE CHAN

>>66110131
hi shondo

>>66110131
shrodingers shondo

>>66110131
hi schneider

>>66110146
nah, i'll win :)

>>66110131
no im shondo

Fallen should play league

>>66111167
what is wrong with you

>>66110244
Technically, it'd be devil's proof shondo

>>66111306
fuck you

>>66111359
I said technically...
Schrodinger's cat is still a valid analogy

>>66111448
gimme those soft liberal hands

>>66111537
Idk what the a fuck liberal means

I love women
I hate women
schrodinger's misogyny

>>66111819
That's not how schrodinger's thought experiment works...

>>66111979
shut up nerd gimme ur lunch munny

>>66111979
>i might hate women
shrodingers mysogyny

shondingers

>>66111979
avowed pedophile schrodinger, with a journel of his exploits

>>66112467
would he be shondophrenic?

>>66112502
...maybe he wasn't so bad

>>66112502
yes my dear anon

>>66112137
While it doesn't meet the criteria for finding out the truth it still gets its point across, I'm fine with this
>>66112056
I'm willing to buy you something from the cafeteria, shondo wants us to be nise after all

I love my wife

>>66112711
I love your wife unconditionally

I wife my love

I love every part of my wife. I love her cute and delectable-smelling feet. I love her tiny legs and thighs. I love her fuzzy tiny stomach. I love her flat chest. I love her grabbable neck. I love her head, with her adorable face and schizo brain. I love her beautiful hair. I love her smol arms and tiny wrists. I love her delicate little fingers.

I want to lick her big eyeballs

without shitting yourself about "anti wants to destroy the thread for good" is there any sincere reason to not go back to the /nina/ model

>>66113598
I want to prone bone her while reaching my tongue far enough into her ear to lick her shriveled zoomer brain

>>66099558
pregnant??

>>66114409
No just fat

I love my wife, her character, her model, her voice, her mannerism when she talks, the way the messes up when typing fast, how she only allows us to pat her head and how she freaks out if the pat redeem touches other parts such as her chest or tail, her way of telling stories, her reactions to different things, how high and low her voice can go, how she's always teasing us, even if she doesn't know where to stop, how she likes to dress, how she likes buying skebs of her model, how much she loves her family and friends, how much she loves her pets and people that have helped her over the years, how much she loves hina, how she positions her feet with the toes angled inwards as seen in her 3d model stream, how silly she is, how stupid she is about certain subjects, how quickly she can go from all cutesy and soft spoken to violent and loud, how she likes to joke around, how she's open to playing around and playing along with our jokes, the way she can think of responses on the fly, how she sometimes says something very lewd but isn't aware of it until she sees chat saying "Erm", how she plays games on stream despite not really being a gamer for our sake so we're entertained, the way that she feels bad she can't offer us as much as she wants, like being sexy, how she can spend 3 hours and more of straight zatsuing, the fact that she forgets things fast and gets distracted easily, how cute she is, how she wishes to reach everyone and to befriend and marry everybody, how excited and happy she was at the concert-- jumping up and down, i love her cute and flat chest, i love her shoulders, i love her collar bone and her neck, i love her arms together with her cute elbow, i live her small 12cm hands and cute and stubby fingers that come from having such small hands, i love her cute midsection, i love her legs, i love her knees, her feet and toes, her hair, her cute little nose, her wide radiating smile, her cute and frail cylinder neck, her cute ears, her different model toggles and often she uses them, how she wishes to spend for ever and ever with us, even if it's unlikely to happen, i am willing to fulfill her wishes even if it takes me potentially going insane and risking my life, i wish for her and /shon/ to be happy, as well as everyone else
Be nise and love your wife, discard the brainworms and work out through the issues with the help of fellow husbands for a good life and future, keep yourself and your wife happy, be there for others, and be there especially for yourself
If you are not here then you can't enjoy your wife
I probably missed a lot of stuff i had to say, but yeah-- i love my wife
Smile

Why is her cat so ugly?

>>66115331
That's your son

>>66115331
fuck you

>>66115331
genetics like anyone else

>>66115331
hes pretty

I wish someone would've uploaded shondo's singing during the new years stream to youtube

>>66116769
you want the vod?

>>66117133
Yeah, thanks

Someone say something...

something

I would give my life to protect my wife

I don't like the number on my the scales and in honor of Shondo I'm not going to it until Thursday.

I will lose weight so that I live longer and thus can spend more time with my beloved wife! Husbands, we're ALL GONNA MAKE IT!

>>66118428
Thanks

Neosky should fund immorality research instead of giving money to shondo, just saying...

>>66118657
did you mean immortality?

>>66118747
God dammit

>>66102561
Obesity.

immorality is immoral and would end up in an ugly uprising of incels over geriatric chads hogging all the young shondos

>>66119147
She wasn't able to hold a bottle in between her thighs, i doubt one cake will turn her obese

>>66119438
she should be fed cakes until bottle can be held firmly between her thighs and buttcheeks
I volunteer as warden

>>66119362
Those geriatric chads? Me, all of them

>>66119438
Still, eating a cake at 4AM and never exercising must be disastrous for her metabolism. The moment she starts eating like a regular woman is the moment she'll balloon to 80kg.

>>66099558
>megane
>shonbutt
>(You)
>Otis cameo
>thigh high socks
renpc will never have as much SOUL and EROTICISM as pettan

>>66119499
She could have just done it with her knees if she didn't have that weird mobility issue stopping her from touching her knees together like a normal human

>>66119905
touching hard objects with your knees is uncomfortable for all humans, autismchama

>>66119866
>bo'oh'o'wa'er
kek

>>66119964
No it's not unless you smash it in, otherwise you'd be in agony from kneeling down

>>66119866
>>66119999

>>66120023
people do not like kneeling on their naked knees and people that do get to kneel often, like construction workers and soldiers, get kneepads for that exact reason, autismchama

>>66119866
I love my stripper wife

>>66120066
you're either an alien or are so sensitive as to be in constant pain from the feeling of your clothes touching your skin
Besides, she said
>ummm thats where my thigh gap's the biggest???
nothing to do with that

>>66120144
no you're just an autist
nobody would grip hard object between their kneecaps, or enjoy kneeling on random surfaces
occasionally on a mat or floorboards if fine
>she said
she's just schewpid

Scenario setting:
(you) are a teacher to a class of students(11:00 am-11:50 am)
You live 4 minutes away from the school
Scenario:
Shondo overslept and didn't have time to make you a meal for lunch break, in the middle of the class(about 20 minutes in) before lunch break shondo knocks to the door of your classroom to bring you a packed meal(you decide its contents), write in green how you react to the situation, however you react to it, the conclusion must be that shondo has to come in and wait in the classroom until lunch break starts so you can walk her back home after you eat your homemade meal and talk to her, she mentions how she couldn't follow anything you were teaching and seems embarrassed about it, again, in green, choose how you react, after this point you can choose where to end it and how
Additional information:
(you)'re a high school teacher
Shondo left the house at 10:55 am, taking 25 minutes to walk a 4 minute distance
You can change details such as when certain stuff takes place, but shondo has to come in and, in the end, sit down and wait for lunch break and she has to walk back home with you

>>66120797
Our age gap isn't big enough for me to be her teacher.

shonthighs

>>66123227
my dream

I don't have the typical husband hangups, I'm not obsessed with cuckoldry since I actually believe her and the fact that I'll never be able to hold Shondo like pic related sucks but it's not a big deal. What eats me up inside is never being able to apologize properly.
>wife says she's gonna try to force herself to do something uncomfortable
>chatters press X
>I make a dumb autistic joke about how we should gamba on it
>she isn't amused
>reads my comment and says not to turn her mental illness into a gamba
>apologize in the chat but not sure she read it
>try to dono an apology but my bank gives me the middle finger
>wanted to @ her alt afterwards but didn't want shogger scum stalking me until the heat death of the universe
>last stream before Shadow weekend
This happened months ago and I still feel guilty sometimes.
I'm aware that she probably forgot about it a minute later.

>>66125803
deworming meds

>>66125803
It wasn't that deep. You did nothing wrong, she just had a women moment. And yeah she definitely forgot about it.

>>66119866
I much prefer pettan over r****, i never really understood the appeal

>>66125803
That moment ceased to exist moments later when she forgot about it … Gotta let it go Shogga, don’t get consumed

>>66125803
>didn't want shogger scum stalking me until the heat death of the universe
I've @'d her for good reasons before and I rarely get mentioned, even if I do its not because of that.
I'm sure whatever it was it isn't that deep and yes she will have forgotten about it by now.

Thanks.

>>66115331
don't be rude he is very handsome

>>66099558
wtf, since when cats have tits?

>>66127583
Cats are mammals.

haha

>>66128420
why do you take a screenshot of your own unfunny tweet?

please stop making fun of me you’re hurting my feelings. I already apologized. let it go.

>>66129026
it's not my tweet but I thought it was funny

>>66129136
anon where is the follow button are you retarded?

>>66129223
>are you retarded
why would there be a follow button?

>>66128420
I wish I could eat Shondo' cake all day

>>66129038
meds?

>>66129038
Are you larping as the other anon?

ARE SHONDO'S NIPPLES INVERTED OR NOT?

>>66129675
>he doesn't know

>>66129675
she shaves them off

>>66129675
Newfags gotta stick together. This one time she said she's not wearing a bra just a shirt, I asked if she's worried that her nipples might be poking out and she was like "eh.............there's no poking". Make of that what you will.
>>66129806
???

>>66129516
no there were a few posts in the last few threads aimed at me personally and they made me feel bad and I wish the person writing them would cut it out.

>>66130303
renpc...

You guys never say bad things about me even though she's interacted with me a lot, it makes me feel excluded

>>66130851
You're not cool enough, you will never be Fleece.

>>66130138
If she never gets horny she might just have permanently flaccid nipples

>>66123831
kek

>>66128420
mmm mm she gon git nice n thicc just how i like ma b*tches

>>66133347
I've read this in Shondo's racist leaked audio voice.

I'm getting tired of hiding my happiness when around my family but if I show I'm happy there going to want to know why and I'll have to explain my relationship with shondo to them

>>66130851
don't worry anon if you're regular enough to get interaction you're living rent free
>>66135415
i would lie to their face or be vague about it but my family gossips and is judgemental

>>66135415
>you love who?
>is that a child?
>she looks and sounds younger than you
what do?

>>66114409

I love her so much that I don't want to hurt her emotionally anymore!
>>66135415
Reveal some of your power level without going all the way unless they ask tons of follow-up questions, just say that you've started talking to this Britbong girl X months ago and you're in a long-distance relationship.

>>66135553
I can't even say "nuh uh she's 20!" because that would still be 15 years younger than me

>>66135668
My dad would think that's based.

>>66135415
do you live with your parents?

>>66135949
Not everyone is american believe it or not.

>shoggers going after fake news
Come on.

quick question how was Shondo's response over the Queen's death? I wasn't around at that time

>>66136536
Normally I would spoonfeed something this unimportant but you literally have the date it happened anon figure it out

>>66136536
She was a little sad and also disappointed how mean people were about it online

>>66136529
You all get too comfortable otherwise

>>66136536
She stopped mid stream and started tearing up, had to cancel it and took a week off to grieve, we were very supportive as we always are
but like anon said, check the vod

>>66136612
oh yeah, sorry!

>>66136612
You're such a piece of shit faggot.
>>66136536
Shondo isn't a political streamer, she didn't give a shit.

i just nutted like 3 times to the fishnet selfie & fishnet voicetweet combo

>>66136922
cringe

>>66136922
based. shondo is enough to satisfy me.

>>66136012
that doesn't answer my question
if you live with your parents after 30 - what are you doing, loser?
if you have family of your own - why the fuck would you need to explain your hobbies to them as a man of the household?

>>66137008
>what are you doing, loser?
Taking care of my sick parents. Any more retarded questions?

>>66137008
>>if you live with your parents after 30 - what are you doing, loser?
NTA but shit happens, I'm NA and I'll be living with my mom and sis at 30 or rather they'll be living with me since neither of them work

>>66137061
this is the saddest attempt to get shondopoints I saw the entire day
>>66137110
then you shouldn't feel obligated to explain your hobbies to them

>>66137214
>this is the saddest attempt to get shondopoints I saw the entire day
What? Kill yourself already.

>>66137330
>HOW DO I EXPLAIN JAILBAIT VTUBER TO MUH FAMILY!? WHTEVER SHALL I DOOOO!? OH NYOOOOO!
>hurr I unwillingly take care of my parents just like you shondo!
>pathetic excuse for living with parents after 30
>What?
your shit makes zero sense, make up better sob story next time retard

>>66137505
Retardchama you're talking to at least two different anons.

>>66137614
>not me tehe
concession accepted, straighten up your larp before posting it next time

>>66137214
Oh hey, I've seen this message before on manga I've read

i want to say so much but i can't stand the thought that i'll be giving hints to retards here on how to larp to appeal to wifey inadvertently
IYKYK i guess

>I know her better recap
you couldn't even post actual proof last time kek

i'm a completely different anon and not even talking about this last cat fight
it just reminded me of how many things i want to say but can't because of the company we're in

>>66137770
just ignore the newfags

>seething white ribbon invents esoteric knowledge & privileges

Just say you love your wife

she told me she hates you

>>66137862
I left a way to find proof lol
It's not my fault if you're too smooth brained to find it

>>66138026
>white ribbon
lol
>esoteric knowledge and privileges
yes, there's an IQ gate, not just a time one
have you solved the youtube ARG yet?
>>66138037
that's what i usually do

https://strawpoll.com/61gDm0XjAZw

>now he suddenly feels like leaving a (you)
>dead link
good job retard, you sure showed me

I love my wife! My ribbon is almost as white as her skin.

>>66138201
Nta, but youtube arg? You mean for her secret channel for which you just get told good job on stalking? I didn't have to complete any arg to find it

>>66138323
not that.
there's one from years ago, it's not that hard to find the start.

I'll just spoonfeed you guys ?v=wsKxTJ16fzQ

>>66138402
wow I didnt know dolphins could do that

>post stalking bait
>thread shuts up
I should do this more often

>>66137214
I don't get the joke, that's a sad situation
>lmao dump em in a home get sum bitches in ya krib

>>66138402
>get baited
>check commenters
>it's real
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzN3_2NfC0aIYVk5LMXUh-A

>>66138835
ooooh shit

Fibbers^^^

>>66139246
you sure about that? Smile

>>66139321
Smile I think so? Unless there's a video link hidden in the video, but considering it's from a while ago i doubt it
And the Alfred commenter doesn't have anything to do with shondo

i found it... ?v=4gbqLm_zvq4

>>66139742
Ok somnium

I might not be able to watch stream today either... Sucks

>>66139876
>has something other than gfe streams
lucky

I can't tell if I'm just tired or if I'm depressed
How to tell?

>>66140773
if you were depressed you'd know
that doesn't mean it's normal to feel the way you feel

>>66140759
nta but yeah, i also have a shitty isp

Otis I know you're /here/ let me pet you

>>66140842
I doubt my thought process will make it easy for me to tell, but thanks

>>66141210
no me

>>66141249
if you want to lay in bed all day and do absolutely nothing, that's probably depression.
if you still want to/do some things but find them difficult for other reasons then it's probably a different issue.

Did she start playing genshin?

>>66141484
Thanks, I'll use that as a reference point

>>66141697
I think she said she played a bit but she didn't like the gameplay and stopped

>>66141484
That's just being lazy
t. Lazy
That kind of depression is just an excuse for people pathologically averse to work

>>66142277
yeah i thought that for years before getting help too

Is this game a fun game today?

>>66142335
It's a visual novel so there'll mainly be reading I think

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

>>66139788
somnium (loser) needs to kill himself

>>66142385
I like visual novels and I like Shondo do this will be a good day

>>66142497
I wouldn't say that but I like your enthusiasm

>>66142514
ALOT of people would say that (many hate him, including shondo)

she's taking lethal doses of caffeine if you were curious

>>66142659
lethal if you're a pussy bitch with no tolerance

I've accepted the fact that she'll die before 2030.

>>66142703
You don't understand caffeine effects on your body.

>>66142659
1gram is dangerous but not leathal

>>66142659
i dont think you can trust her measuring

>>66142749
keep in mind that she's 39kg lol

>>66142622
no... say it aint so... surely not :(

300mg is the recommended max for normal people, 1g is what they give to trained soldiers

>>66142814
I don't think she cares either way

>>66142814
It's ok, somnium, i don't hate you
But you are pretty autistic

rrat: she's actually over 40kg but doesn't want to admit it, also she didn't accidentally say 87 pounds.

>>66119866
pettan fucking RAPES fagpc in the ass with his art (not in a gay way)

>>66142814
500% true, sorry faggot

>>66142659
also some of the stuff she has trouble with is a side affect of taking a stupid amount
https://myhealth.alberta.ca/Alberta/Pages/Substance-use-caffeine.aspx

>>66142735
>>66142882
>>66143012
what parts of caffeine's effects isn't affected by tolerance

the dota guy started following her 3 days ago btw

she won't live past age 30

classic wow is fun sometimes

>>66143078
so you think as long as you're building up le tolerance it's possible to down 10 bottles of vodka in a day without consequence? trust me when i tell you you're too stupid to have an opinion on this

>>66143082
hmm

>must be a small guy
>....
>oh yeah
>and that's ok

yes you are a big streamer you get 1.5k viewers on any average day

>>66143242
Nice way to twist her words, manletchama

>>66143278
what's her non twisted words?

>>66143152
alcohol kills cells and has to be processed through your liver.
caffeine mostly works by floating around in your blood and slotting into brain receptors. the negative effects come from it's influence on your brain stressing your body, not the chemical itself.
that's what I understand. but if you compared it to alcohol i know you don't have a great idea either.

>bullying for existing
hmm

>>66143297
"I'm a big streamer? Idk I'm pretty small(height), if you think I'm a big streamer you must be a very small guy and that's okay"
Or something like that

pretty bummed out she’s never going to play league it’s a good game and very entertaining to watch. Oh well!

so weird that even shondo gets penis envy

Shondo would rape me....

RAPE

I'm hard as a rock

She's getting horny thinking of being in my body that's been sculpted by the gods (me)

she doesn't read doujins by the way.

I unironically use the idea of chasing Shondo and beating her as motivation in the gym.

>>66143565
Her favorite VN is Saya and she was familiar with hentai tropes at like sixteen.

didn't shondo ask people to stop repeating back her verbal tics to her in chat or did i imagine that?

>>66143583
I don't think you need to do too much work for that unless you're fat and can't run cos of it

>>66143440
cool, and what was your takeaway from my post?

>>66143665
That she made a joke and knew people will take it out of context so she clarified that she doesn't think anything of it? You are the only ones to make it seem like she hates short people

>>66143761
and that's your interpretation of my post?

she hates short men

>>66143811
men also hate short men

has shondo ever considered that larping as an autist 24/7 isn't a sign of a neuronormative person?

I never really understood how that critter can be the preppy bitch type while her family is broke

>>66143811
short men hate short men

>>66143841
no
>>66143882
it's true, i'm half the posts shitting on them and half your height

>>66143650
It’s just fantasy anon it’s more exciting to imagine hawking down an athletic sneaky shifty Shondo rather than just a rail thin unfit little girl.. Actually that sounds pretty good too!

>>66143859
compensation?

I think she fibbed
will do the math later

shondo has no fucking self-awareness whatsoever. it's very amusing

>likes the sibling that wants to be her
her ego is through the roof

>>66144047
it's the exact opposite actually

>>66144079
lol

>>66144150
>he doesnt know what an estop is

>>66144242
sorry I only know what eslowdown is

she just called herself a baker. she's literally the otis baker, isn't she?

>>66144475
I fucking hate otis baker there's no way

>>66144475
>that would mean wifey got mad at me for fast baking a few threads and called me a faggot
lol

NEW
>>66144650
>>66144650
>>66144650
>>66144650

shes so broken

last for I will impregnate her

look at this feeder

last for i will win :)

last for i love my wife

last for I won

last for you will never win

Last for my undying love for Shondo

cunt

Last for I already won and she gives me a quadruple stack each night with her feet and hands