/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with cow: an acrostic poem

Streams on Christmas and New Years
Even when she's full of tears
Xtremely cute, xtremely cunny
When she streams my cock feels funny
In this thread I post my love
To Muyu 'cause there's none above
Hear her giggles and her moos, this
Cow chuuba that you should view
Of course for her I'll give my all, so
Will (You) join the cow cabal?

>>66082300
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>66082265
This Hina image should be without shoes.

It's been 4 hours Lumi.
4 hours.

i love nasa!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>66082300
>>66082335
Lemon:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

HEAVILY PREGNANT WITH CUBS

Likers are monitoring this thread

>>66082300
>>66082335
>>66082384

>>66082265
This Hina image should be without the shirt

Chromu playing jong (pippa in chat)
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>66082265
I want to sniff hina's farts so damn bad. Ember and dizzy can join in too.

CONQUER COWNNYS WOMB!

Pippa love~!

Basedmilk better fucking win I want my points.

ピッパ抱きします!

>>66082381
I really do not like Chromu's 3D model
>>66082464
correction: Chromu lost at jong

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 37 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

MINECRAFTS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41AIo3Vx_c8

I with Runie was talking right now bros...

>>66082368
Technically it's only been 2 hours of her trying to bumble through this

I want to sniff the Pippa

>>66082512
Keep posting this.

>>66082525
This will be so dumb lmao

いおりをボコボコにしたいなー

>>66082512
One day you will slip up.

pippa should collab with pink thing again.

>>66082525
>>66082617
She better act like a brat

what the fuck is lumi installing
all you need is stable new vegas
thats 10 mods

>>66082525
I forgot all about yubicraft

I love Shiina!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>66082300
>>66082335
>>66082384
>>66082451

NOW (Literally right now)
Eimi Isami (LIVE | Return of the Obre Dinn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBusqk5D9q4
Kaneko Lumi (LIVE | Modding F:NV)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Tenma Maemi (LIVE | Hades)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Hakushika Iori (LIVE | Jong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOsVZaAGFo8

SOON
Pipkin Pippa (1h | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Hikanari Hina (1h | Home Sweet Home (Horror Game))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2BPvw7vO8o

LATER
Himemiya Rie (2h | New Year Calls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EvVk3CFGa4
Erina Makina (2h | New Year Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZZz8XgcXU
Chisaka Airi (3h30m | Don't Starve w/ Sayu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq7dJuvamEY
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (6h | Deep Dive: Skibidi Toilet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZizquHNAs
Utatane Nasa (9h | Murder Mysteries)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V52xkaiT3k

>>66082512
There are more anons younger than this ritual than older.
>>66082692
He did a long time ago already

>>66082368
>>66082579
She is still trying to install the mod? What the fuck?

>>66082345
did you know that not all the foreskins harvested in america get devoured by jews? some of them find their way into medicine and cosmetics.

>>66082707
Thats Hypixel not yubicraft

>>66082732

>>66082631
Me too.
With my tongue.

>>66082737
>anon posts schedule
>pippa immediately posts waiting room
Why does Pippa hate anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41AIo3Vx_c8

>>66082631
then why don't you get into the room and ron her

[Lumi News] She is Gura.

>>66082838

>>66082913

Gura on stream!

>>66082913
I trust her.

I'm a little drunk right now so that may influence my opinion but I'm genuienly happy ans sad that someone like Pippa exists. Sad because she will never be my wife.

>>66082768
please understand

>>66082913
That explains so much... more than I'd like to admit.

>>66082900
i didn't join fast enough... ;((

>>66082791
Relax anon. Don't drag this shit cross thread by baiting that retard.

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Geriatric pregnancy with evil wizard kids!

>>66082276
Holy shit she hit puberty

>>66082968
you can groom a 14 year old in an mmo into being a pippa clone right now

>>66083051
you can't rape the willing

My boomer reaction times are not fast enough to get into rooms

>>66082878
Pippa posted it before anon posted schedule so it's more like anon hates Pippa.

>>66082878
Is this gonna be a thing we can all join? Do I need to download some minecraft shit?

For me, it's the forehead

>>66083105
People lie about their gender online, which includes games.

>>66083212

>>66083118

>>66083105
I'm too old for that and too pretty for prison

[Lumi news] She can only read picture books

The secret thread is kill

>>66083212

>>66083120
i blame youtube buffering, for some reasons it refuse to stay "live", i'm always 5s behind...

>>66082878
This is a yubicraft stream, right?

Any femanons itt right now? Need some advice

>>66083200
it's hypixel, it's a vanilla public server with a bunch of weird server-side mods but you don't need to download anything. whether you can play with her totally depends on what she does.

>>66083313
you're only going to prison if you unwrap her before christmas

>>66083341
One day I'll figure out where you hide.

>>66083392
>>>/soc/

>>66083212
Show me charm points1

>>66083392
I can pretend to be a femanon if you want

>>66083385
No it's hypixel.

I HEAR THE NEW VEGAS MUSIC

>>66083392
we're all femanons here ask away

>>66083392
What do you need advice with?

>>66083531
how many mods is she trying to install

>>66083449
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/66073631/#66073631

>>66083598
Several dozen

>>66083475
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Lia's fang?

>>66083598
I think it's like 50 something?
I'm not paying a lot of attention

>>66083460
why did i click that

>>66083531
She can't use the radio without DMCA right? Will she cover the songs and mod them in like that other girl?

>>66083382
I've got between 3 and 5 and made it in

>>66083460
10:1 ratio of degen faggots to females there.

>>66083443
I might need to consider it but it wouldn't be the same. It wouldn't be Pippa.
Why cant we have cloning already? Then everyone could have their own Pippa wife.

>>66083465
Close enough

>>66083706
just like here...

>>66083706

>>66083392
just ask the question and make one stupid post instead of two

>>66083684
>55 mods
why

>>66083890
they're all fixes

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>66083890
stability fixes please understand

>>66083723
for cloning you'd want pristine unbroken dna chain girl not a paint chip munching pippa

Odds on lumi realizing she has already been streaming for over 4 hours so she quits now right after she managed to install the mods?

>>66083925
>>66083946
you need 10 to play it with perfect stability and no crashes

>>66083392
>>>/adv/

Put as much distance between you and vtubing is your first layer of advice.

>>66083977
what a stupid slut

>>66083946
i played nv when it came out and it was stabile

>>66083977
I miss when she would stream over 4 hours...

Love you Pippa.

>>66083963
Pippa is perfect. No one can compare. GIVE ME MY CLONE

>>66084058
now THAT'S bullshit

>>66084046

>>66084058
Dumbest rrat I've ever read here

>>66084058
I had it for both PC and xbox 360 and neither of them ran consistently

She did it

[Lumi News] It took 4 hours

it is done

I knew trusting would pay off

Eimi thought she was beating this in 8 hours and she's not even halfway yet.

What kind of bonus is the Fish giving Shiina for all these drawings?

>>66084299
had bugs but i don't remeber a single ctd

>>66084655
She gets to draw all of the next holiday's drawings as well

>>66084424
>>66084485
>>66084515
>26 second spread
you guys are rusty

>>66084058
What did you run it on, psilocybin?

it is 2am i woke up an hour ago
i am hungry as shit
and today's a holiday
what to do bros?

>>66084755
4 hours of non stop woman speech damages the hivemind a bit

>>66083963
I'd happily chew Pippas paint chips for her.

>>66084785
a low-mid of the line hp laptop

Why does Eimi keep making sex noises? I've had an erection for 6 hours now

>>66084876
Drink water, brush teeth, masturbate, shower

>Winner is literally luck shitting thier way through the tourney
LUCK GAME CONFIRMED

Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41AIo3Vx_c8

onions you dumb bitch my channel points

>>66084058
It ran fine on my ps3 until all the updates and dlc

>55 mods
>no JSawyer
not gonna make it

I will change Pippa and Wemi's diapers

>>66085009
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you need emergency care

>>66085313
You didn't ACTUALLY bet on her, did you?

>>66082737
hey, this is really helpful thanks

Lumi's fake southern accent offends me.

>>66085343
I blame xalamon

you know, maybe we should have just played jong with anons all along...

>>66085576
I have a thing for retarded women okay.

>>66085659
Phase needs more real southerners.

>>66085510
>>66085563
howdi

she's going to spend another hour customizing her character's face in a first person game

>>66085852
Isn't that Runie and Pippa?

>>66085956
all that matters is being aryan to her

>let's just make sure blue eyes and blonde hair
lumi knows the important parts

>>66082732
>>66082838
>>66082944

Lumi is my domestic goddess

>>66085997
Just Runie. Pippa is not a real southerner.

>>66086117
I posted this

>>66086104

Pippa News:

>pippa setting things up before stream
What the hell did they do with my little sister?

>>66085997
pippa's a transplant with the heart of a northerner, so no

I love new vegas but mother of god it looks like dogshit

>>66086300
who is she playing with again?

I heard Pippa found out about Pomu on stream, but I missed it because I was watching holomyth. Is she doing okay? There's no twitch vod, so did she go all sadgirl about it?

>>66082579
Most incompetent strategy gamer

>just now putting points into special
>listening to chat

>>66086104

>>66086541
she immediately blurted out "pomu? not selen?"

>>66086541
Pippa's fine. If anyone's going sadgirl, its Lia.

>>66086541
yeah she laughed at niji for a bit and joked about selen going next

>>66085494
Not really. Only if it's caused by pills

>>66086541
Pomu was Lia's oshi so she's going through it right now.

>>66085449
Do you want to breastfeed them or is that someone else?

So does this confirm no Pomu Rainpuff in Phase Connect? Or is it a smokescreen?

Hello /pcg/!

How many feet reveals in this company so far?

>>66086651
At this point it's sadder to see the good talents stay with Niji.

>>66086839
>Not a new IP
This is the falsefagging liker

>>66086839
Fuck off tourist

>>66086839
not enough

>>66086786
we don't deserve to have pomu.

>>66086541
I missed nearly all of her stream because I had a therapy appointment and I had to wait on hold with my pharmacy for a med refill.

>>66086786
fish pulling a fast one and getting lias oshi into the company without her knowing would be kino but I don't think its gonna happen

>She gets you addicted to her Dark Souls gameplay
>Disappears
She's so evil

Final stats starting the game:

>>66086839

>>66086886
I'm sad you think so lowly of me.

>>66086786
That doesn't confirm shit, but Pomu ain't joining Phase.

>>66086960
Michi is an abusive wife.

>>66086839
Lia, Pippa, Yuri, Lumi, Panko.

>>66086786
We can dream all we want, but there's no way she's joining phase. The biggest corp in the west is vshojo and she practically has a red carpet waiting for her.

>>66086959
Nevermind.

>>66086959
>9 luck, not 10
backseaters...

>>66086786
Lia work your magic, I believe in you. Make Pomu believe in the project.

>>66086996
You didn't answer my question

Imagine if Lumi had been born in the south
she would have been too powerful

>>66087199
Its not me. I was actually about to make a not a new IP comment before you made it and said it was me.

>>66085313
>betting on s-o-y
bruh

>>66086960
I've been playing it myslef in her absense.

>>66087281
I'm going to kill myself now, goodbye

The thing about Lumi is that she smells foul because of her disgusting vegan diet and because she goes to the gym too much and got all rangy and stringy with those gross scrawny muscles on women who work out too much, and stopped doing personal hygiene because she didn’t have time to shower anymore.

>>66086541
https://youtu.be/PFKrRTHILgU?t=2310

>>66082512
Love the themed ones btw

>>66087281
What if I told you the anon replying to you wasn't me and you're getting falseflagged right now? >:)

Lumi has read every single message I've ever put in her chat, not sure how to feel about that only 5 messages but still

>>66087366
I thought she got pudgy (probably still smelly though)

>>66086959
>6 Charisma
WORTHLESS

>>66087414
Don't get snippy with me smartfridge.

>>66087031
all whores

>>66087445
she reads newer chatters consistently and then eventually stops once you are hooked

Gura graduation????
https://twitter.com/GuraSqueaks/status/1743426915820859793

NIGGER DA JERMA STEW

>>66087456
Michiposter gets it

I like how everyone sees 2 bears high-fiving

>>66087445
She heavily prioritizes new people chats. She's drawing you in. You wouldn't fall for it, right?

>>66086622
she was so based for that and when she went "yeah of course she's joinning vshojo"

jesus christ janny this thread is full of bitos and you still find a way to be the gayest. die of niggeraids already

>>66083542
>>66083570
>>66083888
Hi

>>66087901
Now now anon, that wasn't very nice.

>>66087901
>Thread is full a bitos
Not anymore and hasn't been for a long time. Still right about janny being a dramafaggot though.

>>66087663
I like high luck crit laser builds with unarmed as backup.

so, pippa jong tourney when?

>>66087445
>>66087627
>>66087700
This is true. Also happened with my first like 10 or so chats when I first started watching her. She notices new names and reads their messages to make them feel incentivized to stay and keep chatting. Manipulative WHORE
it works

Lumi has never done anything wrong.

>>66088076
>a

I thought pippa wasnt gonna use the chibi model cause she hates shiina?

>>66087700
It's okay, I'm already taken

>>66087387
this will surely not get Phase blacklisted from any future Niji collabs

>>66088119
>not playing an unoptimized small guns /k/ larper
ROLE PLAYING GAME

Loving the fact that gen 3 has 3 talents with great stamina. I really enjoy 5+ hour streams. Eimi is a monster.

>>66087627
She didn't read anything I said for the first few months I was there but now does semi consistently

>>66088138
The moment she read more than 3 of my chats I left. I am immune to lemon scented propaganda.

>>66088339
>Niji
>future
lol

>>66088138
The only part that isn't true is that she ignores longtime chatters. She'll still prioritize new people/paypigs but I haven't given her a dime aside from my prime sub for almost 2 years and she still reads my messages all the time

i didn't get to play with iori...

>>66088167
Terrible post.

I need this cow to carry my children

>>66088339
anon...
niji is fucking dead

Where is runie

>>66088501
I play with Iori all the time

Pippa News: Pippa is a predator.

>>66088553
with me

Its mahjover

>>66088553
Watching anime

>>66088339
That's like getting told you're not allowed to enter a building that is actively collapsing before your eyes

>>66088553
watching anime with me so she can yap about it tomorrow

Does hypixel actually ban streamers ingame if they swear?

>>66088139
DYRBI?

[Lumi News]
she needs to be cautious about weight

>>66088339
Yeah, I'd really hate for Nijisanji to stop Lia from doing a second collab with Pomu.
Oh, wait.

>>66088632
>predator
>plays minecraft
Guys is Pippa the reincarnation of Lionmaker

I really think Lumi is a lovely girl.

>>66088339
Who is there to collab with? The only two streamers they have left are leaving. Rosemi?

>>66086104
Why are joggers so obsessed with covering every meal with shit seasoning?

am I memeing this bird correctly? what do the baby birds think?

>>66088632
That was such a shit thread on /v/ man

>>66088737
Urban exploring dilated buildings is rad and security cunts can get fucked.

>>66088861
there's a thread about it and they say no... not sure how it works with the new minecraft tos. not even sure that stream title is allowed technically since it uses the name "minecraft."

Phase friend Viper the Rapper has been arrested for kidnapping a woman for 5 years.

Lumibelle is kinda cute

Genuine question, seriously of all possible people would like bea to join? the girl who admits to having favorites and would shit on her thread because it was funny or who likes to secretly talk to her favorites

>>66089256
Looks good!

Lumibelle my beloved

Imagine if Lumi was as nice to her chat as Olivia Monroe is to hers
That would be dangerous

>>66089308 (me)
dilapidated* even

>>66087031
>lumi
when? where?

I will marry Lumibelle

>>66089491
I'd drop her pretty quick

Lumibelle should have her own daytime TV show.

i hope it doesnt get the best of you

I finished my last 2x spicy noodle from a pack of 4 (didn't eat all in a row). It's spicy but doable. If a white person like me can handle it better than the asian vtubers then people aren't allowed to say that white people cant handle spicy food any more.

>>66089351
And the more serious question, is it really a good idea to absorb /yah/ into /pcg/?

>>66089491
Not my cup of tea.

>>66089586

>>66089351
>cuckposting schizos before she's even confirmed
Looks like she'll fit right in, I'll member her just to spite you

PIPPA LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41AIo3Vx_c8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41AIo3Vx_c8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41AIo3Vx_c8

>>66089335
B-b-b-based?

>>66087445
Standard Phase ops it works, the tactic is called hospitality also it means you aren't a complete retard. So congrats.

>>66089351
I feel bad for her fans, so I'd be happy if she returned in some way.

Pippa is a baby

Anon is pregnant

>>66089737
please spoonfeed me anon, i just want to see some cute feet

I want to plap baby Pippa

Proof that Eimi is white.

>Mystery person I can't properly thanknyet.
What did she mean by this?

Mystery nigga is chinchilla btw

Majsoul Friends Room 15756(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15756

>>66089586
twitter like a year and a half ago

>>66089936
Fucking cute

>>66089677
what could be the worst thing that could happen?

>>66089335
>it's real
lmao

>I played it in 2014 so quite a bit ago
2014 was 10 years ago

>>66089959
nvm full

Mystery person is obviously Pomu

>>66089852
>also it means you aren't a complete retard. So congrats.
My first message in Pippa's chat got me banned there so don't count me out yet

>>66089946

>>66090120
Man, I hope Pippa doesn't go on a deranged tanget over this and get in trouble with management.

>>66090074
Capipis and Dads do a bro handshake as they make all brown schizos have a nuclear melty

>>66089958
https://phase-connect.com/day-6/

>>66090109
how are you mfs so fast

PIPPA STOP FISHMAN DOESNT WANT YOU MENTIONING YUBICRAFT NOOO PIPPA STOP

>time to watch Pippa fail at everything and rage while cute

raids are on???? iori likes pippa??????

>>66090257
You gotta already be logged in 24/7, always ready.

>>66090257
i invite people

This post will trigger bump limit!

Woah, Pippa is a cool baby

>>66090257
50 ms 200 apm is required to jong

>>66090312
Raids have been on since New Year retard-chama

[Lumi news] She's not a very nice person

>>66090359
did it?

highly unrelated question but did kemono move to another site or why did it stop updating since September

Catch. I'll have one with the glasses posted in a minute.

>>66090589
It did.

>>66090619
Good, I need Cool Baby Pippa

>>66090472
I like that confident "yes..." at the end.

>>66089857
Yeah mine

>>66090359
How does he do it!?

>>66089956
Chinchigga!

>>66090442
>Sunny:"Gat dayum, she thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

>>66090074
nothing bea could date her mods in peace while they filter posts in threads

Wait, Pippa is actually now allowed to swear?

>>66090962
Sir, this is a Christian company

>>66090962
she's always allowed

>>66090359
WAO, HOW DOES HE DO IT?

>>66091126
she took all of her fucking clothes

>pippa threatening to ban people making fun of the model
I love when Pippa gets defensive over members of phase

aww Pippa is so nice

Post Hime tits!

She cares about Shiina's feelings. What a sweetheart.

I'm going to turn Pippa into a cock sleeve

>>66091226
I didn't see anybody making fun of it.

>>66089737
Fucking hell, I was there when that gif was created

>>66091226
Unity love

I THINK THE CHIBI MODEL SUCKS

Pippa needs to stop reading chat it makes her annoyed and it makes her streams annoying.

>>66089958
She means it's one of those new JPs that sakana leaked the existence of, but which they are pretending don't exist.

>>66091467
yeah me

i feel bad always missing pippa's stream lately, but it really feels like i should crawl into bed to watch...

>>66086875
My thoughts on da wose

Catch x2.

>>66091514
Never gonna happen most of the reason she streams is she loves most of her community.

>>66091613
I've taken to watching on my tv while laying down

>>66091467
Apologize to Shiina NOW

>>66091514
chat interaction is the reason streamers get big; it's almost impossible to avoid it

I'd absolutely buy plushies of the chibi

>>66091467

>>66090091

>>66091467
Cowabummer!

why pippa stream overlap with eimi? she want gen 3 fail? she hate her coworker?

>>66091692
yeah i mounted a tv specifically for it, but i always fall asleep right away

>>66089256
put the demon core in there

Pippa looks sexy today

>>66091467

>>66091467
Yeah, you're right. The model of your dick does suck. It's small, deformed, and not cute at all.

>>66091514
Although, yesterday's stream with the "bat people", they were in fact getting annoying

/pcg/ It doesnt make me a toddlercon if I use Pippa's chibi with my ritual post right?

http://poal.me/ff7cw6

All that modding and this shit looks just like my vanilla install

>>66091226
Unity-bun love!

>>66092185
only one way to find out

>>66092185
As much as Pippa is if you do. Which is yes, yes it does.

>>66092210
That's because it is vanilla.

>>66092249
>>66092309
Oh well~

>>66092006

>>66092185
Even so, you wouldn't skip out on your ritual post, just because of a little insecurity, right an-non?

Unpopular opinion: I think Pippa is pretty alright

>>66092185
by all means go for it

>>66092426
>file name
yeah probably. that said, UOH

>>66091899
Here's a (you) for this bait

>>66092426
watch out for the toddlerconcons, they're even scarier than the loliconcons

>>66092439
Every time the screwdriver slips she has a single thought.

>>66092587
grim

>>66091769
I'll be cold and in the ground before that happens.


I do respect the work she put into them though