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>> No.66047016

Joke's on you my oshi is already old.

>> No.66047162

my oshi predates the internet and the fall of the USSR

>> No.66047327

>>66046874
They will graduate and be replaced by fresh livers first.

>> No.66047367

>>66046874
And then there's the real joke: So will you.

>> No.66047398

>>66046874
Hag love

>> No.66047406
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>>66046874
good

>> No.66047519
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66047519

>>66046874
Sounds perfect

>> No.66047554

>>66046874
hag enjoyers keep winning as usual

>> No.66047598

>>66046874
I want to grow old together with my oshi

>> No.66047612

Imagine being a baby faggot in its teens or 20s.

>> No.66047680

>>66047327
liver transplant

>> No.66047708

>>66047612
I dunno it was nice not having half my body ache for no reason

>> No.66047727

>>66046874
I wanna plap this hag so badly, really show her all around love and ensure she's happy for the rest of her life time.

>> No.66047861

>>66046874
My oshi's body might grow old, but her soul will remain young forever.

>> No.66047944

>>66046874
Japanese age like fine wine, but her eggs are another story

>> No.66047963
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66047963

I know, Ive been watching her shit for over a decade.

>> No.66048021

>>66046874
yeah no shit everybody grows old

>> No.66048468

>>66046874
I need to marry Marine and support her career and impregnate her multiple times.

>> No.66048685

>>66047963
You were watching her in 2013? She hates you bro.

>> No.66048801

>>66047708
real

>> No.66049177

>>66047708
If your body is aching in your 30s you need to get your shit together.

>> No.66049754
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66049754

>>66046874
I know!

>> No.66051939

>>66046874
Joke's on you, my oshi and I have the same age, and our birthdays are literally only a few days apart.

>> No.66052075

>>66049754
Came to this thread looking for this post. Good work.

>> No.66052142

>>66046874
I'm older than my oshi, I'm older than all the vtubers I like and the only way that'll change is if Ollie's mom or Mamatori became vtubers.

>> No.66052842

I don't think real ojisans make age jokes, because they would just be kamikaze attacks.

>> No.66053591

>>66046874
My oshi is about ten years older than me and that has been helping a lot with my 30s crisis.
Older chuubas are the best

>> No.66054496

>>66049177
I didn't exercise for 2 weeks due to being sick, came back to a HIIT gym class and I pulled my left quad during stretches then pulled my right glute near the end. Being mid 30s really sucks up your recovery eh

>> No.66054830

>>66046874
Once my oshi turns 36, I will be harder than ever

>> No.66055225

>>66046874
Pretty sure i am older than senchou. mr koro is older than me though by a few years

>> No.66056594

>>66055225
Boomer

>> No.66057594

>>66048685
No, because I dont fuck kids, kid fucker.

>> No.66057812

>>66054830
Pochi or is someone else also turning 36 this year?

>> No.66058679
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66058679

>>66049177
>30s
>implying
144p is actually pretty close to how things would have looked if vtubers were real when I first got internet access.

>> No.66061642

>>66057594
Lol you are a delusional retard who she hates.

>> No.66062132

>>66046874
wtf

>> No.66063350

>>66058679
ISHYGDDT

>> No.66063474

>>66058679
I mean I'm in my 30s and I remember waiting for images to load. Video streaming wasn't even a thing.

>> No.66064958

>>66046874
Seeing supas and messages from elementary and middle school children still fucking baffles me

>> No.66065996

>>66064958
Why do they have credit cards? I didn't get one until college.

>> No.66067196

>>66046874
with me

>> No.66067340

if you're in your 30s you're really fucking cool.

>> No.66068295

>>66063474
People complained a lot about RealPlayer but it existed.

>> No.66068510
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>>66046874
She'll be even better then according to her.

>> No.66068627

>>66049754
Why is she so perfect bros?

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>>66068510

>> No.66070589

Good the older ones are the best talent anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBwu-HN90ac&pp=ygUXYm90YW4gYWN0cyBsaWtlIGEgY2hpbGQ%3D

>> No.66070791

>>66070589
https://youtu.be/EFO6xI3ar-s?si=DY8HRBbKlsJ05HNi

>> No.66071707
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>> No.66072247

>>66070589
God I love loli hags. There was a pretty similar clip with Ui-mama too.

>> No.66072691

>>66046874
Fuck hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger male hentai with hags. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Fuck hags until your dick breaks.
Total Hag Love

>> No.66074880

>>66049754
She lost her way
She's hornier but less erotic because of it

>> No.66079704

I'm older than my oshi anyway.

>> No.66080874

>>66056594
Zoomer

>> No.66081067

>>66046874
So do i, i fail to see the problem.
God i wish my oshi will actually keep streaming untill i die of age.

>> No.66082012
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66082012

she might be in her 40s but i will show her that kaigainikkis are the ideal choice for husband

>> No.66082219
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>>66046874
Old hag vtubers are in all aspects better than young ones.
Proof?
Watame.

>> No.66082355
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66082355

I love my twincest hags! So is this the new /hag/ thread?

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>>66082219
Yes

>> No.66085041

>>66082012
My oshi is in her 40s?...

>> No.66086860

>>66082467
Arumikan~

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