/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I went to go take a shower, and the thread was gone...

>>65859169
Yeah, I don't know how that happened...

holox wb!
I was looking at the puzzle, was next to last bump no idea how it archived so fast...
https://jiggie.fun/konkoyo24/
still going too! come play with jp Nikki!
last bread status: alls well that ends with sea koyo!

AzIro vertical stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKXkcmHVfZI

>>65860481
Nobody ever remembers his name...

dosukoi mention

the battle of rice vs bread has begun

Why is the board moving so fast today? It's gonna kill /holoX/ again...

>AZKi wants to visit Gozaru's hometown
geez just get married already

>>65863158
Board is dumb

>that Irohasu trip is still a secret
I NEED TO KNOW

>>65864582
They went out to record something, and it doesn't seem to be related to the anniversaries

https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1742386301394137125
Korosan saved Dragon Quest!

>>65865671
YATTA LUITOMO-KUNS, PERFECT START TO THE YEAR!

>>65866428
He's going to freak

>>65865671
>>65866428

I missed aziro!
>azki actually stayed over the night
Cute

>>65867656
Basically Kazama's wife already.

>>65867863
Gozaru's is no longer satisfied with kemomimis.

>>65865671
the dog that saved new years!
ruitomo tachi we are so back!

>>65869264
I just want it to be over...

>>65869707
NEVER

>>65869707
Final Fantasy is next

>>65869888
>>65869707
uwaaa you are in for a treat!
korone is such a good 8nfluence!

:)

>>65869926

>>65871912
:D

>>65872898
That's :3, not :D
This is :D

>>65872985
:3

heh
うんち

updated schedule degozaru

>>65873522
Wh... What?

>>65873522
Flute Nene...

>>65858768
OP source?

>>65875569
The animation.

the alcohol and tobacco made Raden a genius!

>>65875569
The teaser for the anime short series Tatsuki's studio is making. It was shown in the lead up to the Countdown Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2jx9H5Ck74&t=14400s

Lui is being overwhelmed!

>>65876187
Yeah, by me.

>>65876187
all me

>>65876187
she seems happy enough about it...

>>65876463

>>65876527
she's smiling in the pic

GOZARU MENTIONED! YATTA!

>>65876463
>>65876595
Don't mistake her smiles as always being okay with something.

Why did Lapu steal 300 million yen?

>>65876815
The lab funding has been cutting into the organization's other operations. Greedy Joshus...

>>65876690
you can see she's pissed here

Dead again

>>65877468
Yeah, me.

>my favorite regloss is the dumbest one

Quickest run so far!

>>65877498
I'm sorry about that

>Lui got cornered but managed to win regardless

>>65878080

>enemies keep cloning when attacked
>keeps attacking
>health getting low
>uses repellent
>enemy flee
>chase them
>gets hit
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
>use repellent again
>enemy flees
>"let's go the other way this time"
>new enemy that wasn't there before spawns
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
This game is so much fun and I didn't even know it was a thing! Thanks Lui!

>>65878460
She should play horror games instead!

>just saw the Konkoyo merch
>Huggable Kokoro
kind of want

>>65869888
I like the old Final Fantasys. I hope she does do few of them.

I want Kingdom Hearts...

>>65879085
Tell Lui on X!
She will play the entire series, including spin-offs!
Luitomo Love!

>>65879166
Well now I can't do it without it being obvious it's me... Plus I doubt she'd even see it.

>>65879166
>including spin-offs!

>>65879235
Were you one the shitposting about her on X…

>>65880068
No. I very, very rarely post on X. What shitposting are you referring to, though?

Hentai joshu ruin hololive reputation!

>>65881778
Agreed! They must be exterminated!

>>65881802
You think you can best us? We know your weakness.
DQ WALL

>>65881866

>>65881866
Dont scare him like that, put that in spoilers!

Holox time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYz_nOpjWQ

>>65882914

Lui will be streaming her hopes and dreams for 2024 in around an hour (maybe sooner)!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xATy9fNbfg

HoloX!

Enter HOLOX

>Sakamata desu
GOOD INTRO CHLOE
YOU'RE CRUSHING IT

>Dory
Lapsama please god damn it

>>65883168

Gozaru's little kamehameha drawing was cute

Lap's throat is dying

>they still won't let Chloe use handwriting
Come on now, she has improved a lot since debut!

>5 different answers
HOLOX UNITY

>>65883131
But Koyo likes me

>>65883251
Improved enough to know to use digital text.

>>65883276
I only expected at least two people at most to match on that question

Lapsama is TROLLING
she's been playing too much LoL

>>65883388
She'll be lucky to come out of this in One Piece.

must of these animals don't even live in a jungle..

Only the hags chose herbivores

Koyo...

I'm beginning to think all of HoloX has brain damage...

>Korean
Lapsama has actual brain rot from playing so much Valo and LoL

>>65883648

Before Wagahai would've said X, but she got annoyed with the new terms that came with it

>>65880086
The guy that wanted more DQ when she went on holiday (with me). Or the guy that made her cry yesterday. You choose. You're both btw

>Leader
Brat hasn't any control

>7/11
Halloween outfits doko?

saying a watermelon is red is objectively WRONG

>>65883888
The disloyalty is real.
>>65883912
Correct. This is not a question of watermelon slices, but watermelon itself.

>>65883912
Is a watermelon black then?

>>65883985
NTA, but a watermelon is green.

this brat

>>65884052
She's screaming for correction.

>>65884018
Yeah, it has darker and lighter spots on it so by this logic it could be black too. The inside is mostly red but the question didn't specify "slice" so it's fine saying that it isn't red

>>65884088
You can't correct her if she's always right.

>>65858768
The best thing about the anime is Gozaru everyone else is just dull.

I'm surprised they didn't all match on the paprika question

By the way
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1742472114697916643
Commander's getting a Noodle Live

Riddle me this, Joshus.

If Koyori is so smart, why is she getting more answers wrong than Wagahai?

>>65884217
Lack of sleep...?

>Lap
TEE TEE

The loyal samurai

>>65884261
Terrible excuse, the shame of holox.

>>65884342
Until the time is right, to murder Lapdog.

Quite a lot of IroKoyo matches so far.

Wagahai's going to dance

>>65884406
But Koyo hates Iroha

maybe too loyal to Lap

>>65884396
Gozaru will always be a loyal bodyguard, hence the answer just now

Our glorious leader

SAKAMATAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65884484
Then you've already been fooled by her genjutsu

YATTAAAAA

THEY DID IT

It's over...

It only took them an hour!

>>65884559

>>65884668
Why is Lapdono down in the woods, naked taking a picture of herself with a rock?

Good Koyo!!

>>65887778
Laplus WILL become korean so she can get into Towa's pants

lapdog

>>65889675
cute dog

soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFNRbJ9wrg4

Do your best! I believe in you, Lui!
Except for that last one...

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1742534504819110368
orca is dying...

>>65890923
There's another one but she can't talk about it on stream and you're going to like it even less that horse racing

>>65891025
100% DQ Series????

>>65891025
I'm not going to be upset. It's marrying me.

>>65891086
She can talk about that on stream
>>65891088
>spoiler
Yeah, me.

>>65891138

>>65891147
Are you upset again?

>>65891177
I'm the one who will marry Lui.
End of discussion.

>>65891195
PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

>>65891235

>>65891195
yeah yeah whatever. I don't care as long as she does the housework and cooks for the HoloX secret base.

>>65891288
>housework
Oi Sakamata! That's your job. Also stop posting here, you're sick.

>>65890403
gozaru LIV!

>>65891351

>>65891351
The stinky orca cannot even keep herself clean. I don't want her food! Reminder: >>65881360
Also: Rank HoloX cooking skills

>>65891571
She scrubbed so hard her hands fell off!

Iroha!

>>65891661
I'm sure Gozaru would be more than happy to lend her a hand.

>>65891652
>Rank HoloX cooking skills
Lui=Gozaru>Me>Chloe>Koyo>>>>>>>>>>>>Laplus

>>65891715
Laplus does a very good job. She heats those microwave meals like a professional.

>>65891702
I know Sakamata is quite flexible down there but JESAS! A whole hand?!

>>65891823
It's okay. I'm sure Gozaru has been a real pain in the ass before.

>>65891874
I guess that's what happens for being the fleshlight of a futa secret society

>>65891715
How's Chloe better than Koyori? Are you sure you weren't distracted? Share a reference for Gozaru. Seems like she's a secret chef here.

>>65892039
Gozaru is very good with pastries but everytime she collabed with Lui to make food she always ends up praising her. I'd say Lui is the more complete chef in HoloX. Chloe gets mayor points because she's creative with her food (like the zombie burger)

>>65892118
Chloe's the mayor?!

>>65892155
Autocorrect aside can you imagine what it would be like to live in a city managed by her? I guess she had played some city builders in the past but pixels are easier to manage than people

>>65892246
The sewer system would be borked.
A real shit show.

>>65892246
She'd do it better than any typical politician would. She is autistic enough to cut through bullshit, but still has enough social skills to just pick competent people to do the job. And she'll do all that while pretending to be retarded and not a threat to any other power player.

>>65892118
Gozaru praises her so that Lui doesn't lose face and to maintain the hololive hierarchy, Gozaru is most likely better than Lui but won't brag about it because it's embarrassing if Iroha steals Lui's cooking title especially when Laplus seems to eat Iroha's cooking more often.

Marine message to HoloX

>>65892681
Kick the brat out! I want to taste the qualities of Cuisine de Gozaru!

>>65892681
Gozaru wasn't invited onto Choco's cooking streams.

>>65893010
I'm pretty sure it's because Choco knows that Gozaru can cook already which is why she never did invite her, so Gozaru has to invite herself.

>>65893203
You're just jealous Lui is a chef equal to the gods while Gozaru can only make cookies.

>>65893231
I mean, I really could care less. I believe in lore canon, Lui should be the best chef like Sanji while Iroha is the strongest fighter in the holo multiverse.

>>65893295

>>65893347
Sit Down Lapdog, you first need to get through FBK's Domain.

>>65893686

>look away for 5 seconds
>Iroha turns into a letter

>>65894432
Needs to say "dummy."

>>65895189
I respect her for making the effort to appeal to family and children.

Does La+ upload Twitch VODs somewhere?

Funny Lui!

FBK calls Iroha the warrior of Light who will slay the darkness. Lapdog is dead

>>65896830

>>65878686
>horror
No batsu for her!

>>65897496
What's wrong with your soundposts? The quality's really off.

>>65897569
Had to compress it a lot kek

>>65897770
No, sorry, I mean the audio of it.

>>65896087
nope, although there is alefin who's archiving her stuff on youtube

>>65897878
Yeah, it lags behind if you reduce the quality because the video is not smooth (but it's a good way to lose filesize). So when the extension has priority on the audio it's going to not synch if it's too compressed

>>65897770
did you just lower the size of the vid? or did you try 2 pass encoding?

>>65898236
I never got around to learn 2 pass encoding so I just -vf scale

>>65898117
Skill issue, post timestamp.

>>65898344
https://youtu.be/UUiM62_5ihE?t=6305
Douzo!

>>65897496
>>65898572
How the fuck do I work around the fucking "Your image contains an embedded file" error, I encoded at several different target bitrates already, fuck hiromoot

>>65902694
NTA, but I've always just clipped it on streamable, downloaded the clip, converted it to an mp3, then removed the sound from the clip on streamable, then converted that to a webm v9.

There's a reason I don't make soundposts often.

>>65902694
I've been trying to post that for the past two days. Today it just decided to work somehow kek

>>65882979

Why hasn't any Holomem fuck the orca?

>>65904806
>off-stream

Another beam character
>>65896087
No, she uploads vod summaries every now and then for her streams

>>65903978
What is this?

>>65905166
NYLuitomo!

>>65905424

>>65905613
That's just a crow dressed up like a dragon

>>65905879
Be nice!

>>65906002
I am!

>>65904806
Only with Gozaru.

>>65906178
I hate you! That's hot!

>>65906240
You are very welcome. It is my code to share their love life.

>>65906381
That pic it's cheating. It literally checks 3 of my biggest fetish. You can hear Sakamata moan and pant just by looking at it!

Fuck league, back to gomi gaming

https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1742590923404607802
KINOKO!

>>65909834
The right side's cup of noodles is good shit.

Koyo is a bad influence, open at your own risk.

Fresh Mayo, Joshu-kun! >>65916704

Wagahai wants to make her new costume, but she's stumped in terms of a design. She also wants to play Tarkov with Botan

>>65915259
Looks pretty yummy to me

Gozaru's degozaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Jj-7WW5TQ

>>65922355
What's she apologizing for?

>>65922754
A little too much fun with the baby bottle

>>65922754
she filled a baby bottle with sake and pretended it was joshu!

>>65923604
Joshu-dono, don't say that! I will discipline you (with chakimaru)!

>>65923735

>>65923870
AAAAAAHHH HE'S COMING FOR ME

The last bastion for Oliver is the living room

>>65923993

>>65924532
AAAAAAHHH HE'S COMING

>>65924814
yeah me!

x

Bye bye, Wagahai. Hopefully she can figure something out for her new outfit, she loves her OG outfit too much

>>65929951

>>65929951
Shes like steve jobs with one outfit.

Iroha will save rikotan from her camhorish ways and turn her into seiso vtuber.

>>65930200
I thought I had a grasp on what she would've wanted based on another stream in the past, but I guess I was wrong. That idea doesn't compare much to Kurone mama's design, so that might be the cause of her mental roadblock

>>65929257
XX

just remembered i was going to take a crack at anon's soundpost with 2-pass encoding
not super happy with how it gets crusty at the beginning but whatever

More Not-DQ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccTWxsbifzk

Kuroe is sick again...

>>65939927

>>65938276
Best of luck Chloe, cover needs to stop bleeding these girls

KOYOYO~!

>>65946719
>>65886822
I like this separation between Iroha and Kuroe. It also separates the sweethearts and gyarus with their respective pairs

>>65936734
I need to learn 2pass encoding!

>>65902694
Does it include thumbnail or something? -map_metadata -1 will get rid of any extra embeds.

>>65949347
No and I do the map_metadata thing every time already

>>65957106
But I though she was tsuyo tsuyo genius strong samurai?! Did she lie?!

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1742847859307971061 Corona T_T

Iroha being very trad and japanese.
https://youtu.be/vocUPfSs6cE

>>65958061
poor orca ;_;

>>65958061
Unfortunate Orca, thankfully it's now and not during the beginning of the virus height

>selling her brushstrokes
That would be kind of cool actually

Gozaru is a ninja, and a baby one at that

Full time employment and a raise? You're asking for too much.

>vertical
kek

>>65959636
Gozaru made me enjoy those type of streams because of her blunder

neat

It's twitter.

KOYOYO~!

>>65959153
Yeah. Imagine working part-time for 8+ hours a day with no benefits and no overtime pay. Couldn't be me!
t. Gozaru

>>65960028
Gozaru can quit holox and be a billionaire selling her calligraphy.

>>65961507
It's ironic how successful Iroha can be without holox. uber gozaru business, restaurant business, calligraphy, assassination business. Her talents go beyond what holox can afford.

Gozaru on Subaru's totsu stream

>>65961507
No, we need the ponmaster

>>65963288
No Lapdog, She just doesn't need you guys.

>>65963288
Gozaru has never had a 'pon' before. Every perceived 'pon' was actually a planned, calculated incident. Gozaru does not make mistakes.

>>65949095
i'll spoonfeed, just follow this

>>65963365
She's going to miss all the kemonomimi

>>65964023
Iroha has FBK and plenty of other holo members to sniff from.

>>65964244
This is not how shit works, Pokobee. You don't get to touch my Fubuki!

>>65964612

>>65965402

KOYOYO~!

Are we finally gonna reach the bump limit instead of dying out early? Have the posters of /holoX/ come home from their holiday vacation?

Don't let the thread die just because I said it'd survive to bump limit.

>>65963977
Test...?

>>65958061
for fucks sake Chloe...

why do I feel 2024 is going to be even more frustrating with her being sick?

>>65971707
did it work anon?

>>65972095
39.3 is no joke. If she doesn't get rest she's just going to keep getting sicker and sicker and yes this is never gonna end. I really hope this is just a bad start of 2024 for her and she's going to come back stronger than ever! I like Sakamata a lot!

>>65972324
I hope so too friend. She needs rest but I really want to see her back to 2022 form where she was doing a ton.

>>65972254
It was a bitch to calculate the bitrate (mostly due to me being a dumbass) but I made this with it. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out for a 44 seconds soundpost this big. Maybe I should scale it to 720 at least next time kek. Thanks anon! KP!

>>65972396
She used to stream a lot more, that's true. Nowadays is mostly off-screen stuff like recording and voice lessons. Everytime I tune into her streams it's always a blast but I don't know if I could stand being a member again as it is right now

>>65971707
Holy mother of file optimization...

>>65973243
This country bumpkin is getting stronger and stronger!

KoyoKuro teetee!

>>65976242
Why deletion?

>>65972594
scaling down doesn't save much on filesize (unless you're compressing it and introducing artifacts), its pretty much entirely bitrate.
you can try it, toss the 4mb webm i posted earlier and vf scale it down to 1280, and it goes up to something like 12mb

>>65976668
I fucked it up
>>65976719
Yeah, it goes up a lot. Tried putting it into the conversion command and got a worse result. Though 1920x1080 is a bit eccessive in terms of being able to see the thing. Probably need to download it smaller to begin with but then I don't know what happens once compressed

>>65977032
easy fix, just scale it down before doing 2-pass encoding
or toss in the scale command in the 2-pass encoding itself

>>65977032
Regardless, I'm happy to see you posting!

>>65977204
>toss in the scale command in the 2-pass encoding itself
That's exactly what I did but I feel like it should have been better to just leave the video 1080. Maybe it's just an impression, need some time to figure out this new tech!
>>65977211
I've had a lot more free time lately and managed to catch quite a substantial number of streams live, so I'm happy! It's not gonna last but happiness it's fleeting afterall!

Always end with Koyo.

God, I love Lui.

Always end with Koyo.