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>> No.65871275
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I want to pet them

>> No.65871561

>>65871275
Not sure which one first...

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>>65871561
Start with the fluffy one

>> No.65875151

>>65871561
You have two hands

>> No.65875872

Opinion on HoloDog7?

>> No.65876383
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>>65873835
No! You have to spoil mococo

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personally I'd like to frisy with mococo

>> No.65876792

>>65876702
>typed mococo instead
my brain is fried gomen

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>>65875151
One handed headpats are half assed headpats

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>> No.65878354

>>65876383
>>65876702
I am being pulled two ways...

>> No.65878566

>>65878354
He mistakenly typed mococo because his heart knew the correct path

>> No.65879084

>>65878566
That riff is delectable. Shion, Sora, Twp, now her.

On the other hand, a nice pair of bumpers always is nice. Plus I like what I think is her previous incarnation.

>> No.65879682

>>65879084
GGNLWY?

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>>65880492
hags smiling...

>> No.65881895

>>65879682
Yep.
IIRC, bigger gal in pink became Fuwa, smaller gal in green became Moco.

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>> No.65884640

>>65876702
>>65876792
Fuwawa hand typed this

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>>65870269
Wait.. they're hags already?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5MA9bcKKwM
tanuki hag zatsu with a side of game

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>>65870269
don't simply post hags; post a very hag energy picture

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>>65875872
sex with every member

>> No.65890382

>>65889447
Poru...

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Is this real?

>> No.65892609

>>65891000
I'd certainly master that lol

>> No.65893459

>>65891000
Yes

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>>65893459
>>65891000

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>>65893508

>> No.65893574

>Present Day Present Time has been deleted from the /wg/ archive, links are dead
Hagbros…

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>>65893574
It's over...

>> No.65894898

thinking about hag wombs

>> No.65895268

>>65893574
It lives on in the Hard Archive in /wg/.
We really just don't know why it got nuked. Sad times.

>> No.65897025

>>65890060
>>65893543
I can basically feel their weight in my hands

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>>65870269
Remember to vote for your favourite logo
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>> No.65898448

>>65897199
>not even old enough towalk
>widow's peak already
The poor bastard

>> No.65898506

>>65897199
Voted!

>> No.65900669

Save their eggs pls
Save this thread pls

>> No.65901090

>>65898448
Little guy looks like Vegeta.

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>> No.65904645

>>65903640
Oh no.. let me hold them for you!

>> No.65905262
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Stream zenryouku jumpu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPwIwUJKrdU

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>> No.65907605

>>65903640
Is Marine going to open up her marriage applications to sexy overseas guys yet?

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>>65907605
Yes but just for me

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>> No.65913290

>>65912746
Sweet potato?

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>>65913290
Yeah. She wants to share one with you.

>> No.65914628

>>65875872
Hot, but I think we will be lucky if we see them do a unit song once in a Holofes.
7 people is too much to get them to do something together.

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>>65914628
>7 people is too much to get them to do something together
it just takes some initiative and planning. someone just needs to take the lead on it

>> No.65916428

>>65915647
Hoshimatic is whoever was available, and even then, they are like 10. Holodogs7 is 7 specific people, and half of them are introverted.
Only a big event that would already bring almost all of holos together would be able to have them be together.

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>>65916428
>Hoshimatic is whoever was available
wrong. suisei hand picked them. also the only introvert in that group is pol. I agree that it’d have to be a big event but fes could be that or again, if someone takes the reigns and does some planning, they could probably get their own project/live. fubumio and korone are top JPs. Koyori has been top streaming wise for the past 2 years and fwmc are top in EN rn. it can be done

>> No.65918033

>>65916886
>hand picked
Anon, I don't how to say this to you, but Suisei doesn't have the power to force others to participate in her projects. And of course she wouldn't be unreasonable and ask members who weren't in Japan (like EN and ID) to participate in something that they would have to spend months in japan training. And she most likely didn't ask for members who weren't used to dancing and singing, since they would make their trainings harder than it needed to be if they said yes.
Also, pol is the least introvert in all of hololive. Koyori and FWMC are also extroverts, Koyori literally did a 24-hour stream with the collaboration of over 20 other vtubers. FWMC is not as extroverted as Nerissa, but they are not introverted either.

>> No.65918550

>>65918033
i can’t tell if you’re being this dense on purpose

>> No.65918610

>>65870269
Laughing pretty regularly that hololive (a fertility project in Japan) lost the sex side of the simulation for men and now large amounts of the simulation stuff that's basically supposed to drive birth rates in Japan includes sub 80 iq niggers

>> No.65918743

>>65913468
maybe we can share some tea too....then have a nice afternoon snuggled up in the park relaxing....
>>65918610
why do you keep reminding me (((they're))) dumping half of afr*ca into these pristine countries...

>> No.65918896

>>65918550
I was gonna say the same. Suisei got whoever was available, she could not choose specific 10 people to join and have them be there, which is what you are implying that someone in the Holodogs7 can do.

>> No.65919000

>>65903640
>spends her youth with other guys
>Wants a husband now thigns start to sag
I will never get the appeal of hags.
>>65907605
>Yet
I'm pretty sure she was one of the ones most lusting after western guys, maybe Korone has her beat due to being a Westaboo.

>> No.65919158

>>65919000
>>spends her youth with other guys
>>Wants a husband now thigns start to sag
>I will never get the appeal of hags.
that's why virgin hags are the best

>> No.65920468

>>65918033
>>65918896
i think you're taking my "hand picked" them too literally. yea no shit she had to ask them if they even could first but she picked the members herself. your entire first paragraph is pretty obvious but idk what it has to do with HD7. all of the members have already expressed interest in doing it
>pol is the least introvert in all of hololive
you're exaggerating. and pol is a menhera. out of that entire group she is the most introverted.
>Koyori and FWMC are also extroverts, Koyori literally did a 24-hour stream with the collaboration of over 20 other vtubers. FWMC is not as extroverted as Nerissa, but they are not introverted either
what does this have to do with anything i said

>> No.65922366

>>65918743
Because the simulation elements forced into my life are causing me to receive indirect conversation about me being a low function person. I cannot stop the simulation from showing me low functioning humans incapable of human conversations but I can use what I know and have experienced to hurt others with truth.

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need an old nerd to come home to

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Need an old Gunma lady to come home to

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Need a sophisticated conglomerate dork to come home to

>> No.65925442

>>65922366
Animals love me, children love me. I am plainly not evil to good natured beings. The simulation is fucking retarded and the rich just want someone to torture without meeting them.

>> No.65925696

>>65922366
>>65925442
anon....?

>> No.65926734

>>65925696
My psoas are becoming an international topic of conversation at this point

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>>65926734
Gambatte, anon

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Clumsy hags.

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>>65929046

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>> No.65935176

>>65931166
put a warning next time anon, that scared me :(

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Need and old otaku dork to come home to

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>> No.65942678

>>65925039
Sponsor my flight onegai

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>> No.65950147

>>65946677
A very blurred Darling

>>65947965
Doog.

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>>65952292
Fluffy pile with a side of fuzzy

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Good afternoon gentlemen, today I passed through the thousand torii gates at Fushimi-Inari Shrine to beg the gods of fertility and agriculture to enhance the reproductive capabilities of all women over 30.

>> No.65954190

>>65954138
Good man!!!

>> No.65955443

>>65954138
BASED

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>> No.65956289

>>65954138
Commendable deed.

>> No.65956550

>>65954138
I don't know any word suitable to describe this man other than "hero".

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Come watch Mio sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOlJF3QikTQ

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>> No.65961770

>>65961176
Big dragon milkers

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>> No.65963588

>>65962677
*paints on a womb tattoo*

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>>65961770
>>65961770
>>65961770
>>65961770

>> No.65968266

Anon taught me a summoning spell recently. Let's see how it works. Ahem, HAGSEX, HAGSEX, HAGS

>> No.65968516

>>65968266
>HAGS
They got him...

>> No.65968877

>>65968516
May he sire many children

>> No.65969465

>>65968877
I wonder how a blend of me and Maririn would look like...

May he never receive my receding hairline, lack of dancing skills, and short-fuse temper...

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Do (you)?

>> No.65970013

>>65969938
I like women, period.
Younger, older, my age, if you're a fine one, I dont discriminate!

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>>65969938
I want to get raped by Mio

>> No.65972619

>>65971976
Me but with Marine

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Accidentally clicked the ad below and decided to check out Mint's page while I'm there...

Model cute and fluffy.

>> No.65974889

>>65972619
same but with Mio

>> No.65974915

>>65971976
This but the other way around

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>>65974915

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>>65969938
As an oji-san older women are getting a bit too old for my taste, so I prefer similar age or a little younger.

>> No.65976387

>>65976008
This mint is stucked what are we gonna do now...

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>> No.65977260

>>65875872
They will obliterate holotori with their unity while Kiara gatekeeps Nerissa out

>> No.65977611

>>65977260
don’t wanna bring non hag drama into this but is this true? i’m pretty sure advent has input on their characters before debut so nerissa probably wanted to be in holotori with Kiara kek

>> No.65978630

>>65972619
You wont survive it, just another broken toy

>> No.65980178

>>65959095
Wow this is so cute..

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fertility goddess

>> No.65982082

>>65982003
Where the fuck is her bush?

>> No.65982088

>>65982003
what does one even call this bodytype?

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>> No.65983877

>>65982088
venus
>>>/d/venus

>> No.65984294

>>65977611
It's true but it's not because of any drama between Kiara and Nerissa, it's because twitter tards and dramamongers were demanding the male birds be added

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>>65919158
> that's why virgin hags are the best
Virgin hags don't exist.
The point is, she had her share of unsuccessful relationships, you had yours.
Now, at a mature age, you meet by accident and can heal each others' wounds. You both know how not to stress anymore, you both know important it is to be playful and relaxed.
It's the ultimate romance. One can only dream.

>> No.65984646

>>65984294
>twitterfags who don’t watch streams demanding anything
Well I’m glad she’s atleast not caving. That unit is already good as it is anyways

>> No.65984879

>>65982003
Imagine how much better society would be if all women looked like this.

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>>65984294
it's a little bit idol autism on kiara's (and nerissa's) part too since holotori has 5 and they don't want to bump it to 6. i don't think it'll be long before nerissa is in it or making appearances with them either way. but back on topic, please take a look at my wife, omaru polka.

>> No.65985055

>>65893508
It's okay, you won't have to feed all 10. The runts will be eaten by Koyori to recycle nutrients.

>> No.65985063

>>65982082
I ate it.

>> No.65985091

>>65982082
It's a criminal omission and the artist should get sent death threats for it.
Different versions might also be paywalled, anyone willing to pay and find out is more than welcome https://twitter.com/natsuzo380
>>65982088
Impregnation bait.

>> No.65985692

>>65984380
>you had yours
Hahahhahaha, yeah....

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>>65985692

>> No.65987440

>>65984380
>The point is, she had her share of unsuccessful relationships, you had yours
That's YOUR point of hags. In this thread hag just refeer to her age and personality.
I personaly prefeer my women to not be fucked by random men but to each their own.

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>>65984380
>>65985692
oh yeah, look at us hardened men, grizzled by the strains of past heartbreaks, gripping to our dignity to move on and find "the one". Definitely us, 100% (totally not in a state of despair hoping my hag hunt doesn't end before it even begins at the low age of mid 20s)

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>> No.65987965

>>65987440
A pursuit of virginal women outside of religious institutions is so close to fruitless as to be delusional. I wish you the best of luck, nonetheless.

>> No.65988060

>>65987440
This. We've all got our own preferences but the baseline is just mature, older women.

>> No.65988137
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>>65987965
Every good thing is hard to obtain. Life is a constant battle that one should never give up

>> No.65988191

Post funny stuff related to hags
https://youtu.be/Y9ZPH6pu08w?si=PB5_nkRnicV_JRa4

>> No.65988291
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>>65988191
a pick me up after seeing this >>65988137

>> No.65988691

hag neesans

>> No.65988785
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>>65988691
yes

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>> No.65990644

>>65988191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEOdcdct0wM

>> No.65990781
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all nepolabo getting new outfits?
https://youtu.be/1hBh-AWmwQE

>> No.65990986

>>65990781
Looks like just accessories. Weird that they're doing a relay just for that even if the stuff is really good.

>> No.65991057
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>>65990986
nepolabo gets a lot of accessories and alt hairstyles so they do these relays often

>> No.65991561

>>65991057
I'm really just there for Botan so I never realized there was a pattern but that's pretty neat.

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>> No.65992716

>>65992556
Hooghh..

>> No.65992918

Hag braps

>> No.65993171
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"Hello /hag/, this is Caretaker. I was planning on creating a Google Form for this, but I thought it might be easier to just ask in the thread. Reply to this post with the names of any new hags you would like to see in the Divegrass Team Roster (hags that have never been on the team before). Once I receive the names, I'll create the Roster Poll, probably after the friendlies."

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>>65990781
https://youtu.be/JCHIiAkuaAg

>> No.65998959

>>65997823
11 children.

>> No.65999011

>>65998959
you can do better!!!

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>>65990781
>>65998443
twintail gen? I approve

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>> No.66001313

>>65945049
>hair down Lui
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.66002329
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>>65988191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-sTLUG9Lc

>> No.66003471

>>65984380
>you had yours
Big x on that mate, I dont have any at all!

>>65988785
Need rich auntwife...

>> No.66003473

>>65993171
there's been an uprising in Phase Connect hags recently, but I don't think they're relevant enough to make an appearance on the team, similar to some indie/Niji hags. Also, thanks for everything you do for us

>> No.66003557

>>65978630
What else is there to break...

>> No.66006169
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>> No.66006278

>>66003473
Are there any more hags besides Tenma and Lia's Mom?

>> No.66006405

>>66006278
Airi for sure
shiina's theme is that she's a grandma but I don't think she's 30
Dizzy might be
Jelly I'm not sure but maybe

>> No.66006423

>>66006278
Supposedly this is the full list
Tenma, Shiina, Airi, Panko, Dokuro, Hina, Ember

>> No.66007659

>>66006423
Panko’s hag manko…

>> No.66007718
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>> No.66008816

Spoke with a Sukonbu/Ichimin on the train to the park from My Song before. He was probably twice my age but based as fuck.

>> No.66009005

>>66008816
based ojisan

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>> No.66010812

>>66007718
POV: shes about to surprise (me) with a grope down unda

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>> No.66018931

>>66015081
wrong mio

>> No.66019028

>>66018931
that's not mio at all though....

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>>65984380
>Virgin hags don't exist.
probably goes to far in claiming she's a virgin but her
>prudishness
>habits and past
>society/culture she grew up in
if not a virgin she's likely not much more experienced then one

>> No.66019262

>>66019028
just a very boyish toko then

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>> No.66022676

>>66021611
My Sheepwife is so cool.

>> No.66022709

>>66008816
Update: I might ANOTHER oji-san Sukonbu on the train to Yokohama. Seems like old women attract old men.

>> No.66023867
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBh-AWmwQE

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>> No.66027454

Another year, another batch

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>> No.66029833

>>66028267
Me on the bottom.

>> No.66029931

>>66025050
Milk please.

>> No.66030315

ATTENTION

CATALOG SURGE IMMINENT DUE TO POMU RAINPUFF GRADUATION

>> No.66030358
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>> No.66031325

>>66030315
If it's anything like Nina's then it won't be that bad at all

>> No.66032651

>>66031325
god i miss nina's design. i know she's still around and i still love that goofy hag but nina just ticked every one of my boxes.

>> No.66033581
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sniff hags

>> No.66033786
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Might be eating a 3-day, so one last bump until then

>> No.66033882

>>66031325
Hopefully, minus the bug redesign.
Literally anything other than am effing cockroach...

>> No.66034341

Damn Hags trying to look young! Pregnancy correction needed!

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>>66034341
Forgot pic, my point stands

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>>66033581
I like how shocked Mio looks

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>> No.66036098

>>66032651
You're preaching to the choir. I get people's gripes with her but I think we can all agree her design was top tier.

>> No.66037421

>>66036098
i ignore people's gripes with her, i think they're frivolous. i like her new design too, but i understand why folks wouldn't. for me, i more or less gave up on nijisanji when she left. pomu isn't a hag and so has nothing to do with this thread, but she's absolutely the last straw for me.

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>>66030315
HAG DOWN...

>> No.66039517

has anyone made an edit of who lets the dogs out with fuwamoco yet?

>> No.66039753
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https://e-hentai.org/g/2788604/f8312c0217/

>> No.66040367
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>>66039753
this panel lol

>> No.66040695

>>66040367
Ceiling Mococo is watching you masturbate

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gotta saaave

>> No.66043888

>>66042611
She's really been downplaying the severity of her condition

>> No.66044274

>>66042611
Forget saving eggs, save this woman's health!

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i'm feeling sad. i will meditate on my wife to feel better. please post your favorite, most cherished hags

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>>66043888
I guess that's true
maybe I should be MORE worried

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>> No.66047353

>>66047279
wtf it lost the sound

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>> No.66049281
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should old ladies be trying to act like young fashionable gyaru

>> No.66049541

>>65884967
If her age begins with a 2 or higher, she is a hag.
Tragic

>> No.66049895
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>>65993171
FWMC looks to be a lock at this point.

Also, give AZKi an updated look pls.

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>>66049895
Only if you give me a funny name for her

>> No.66050965
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>>66045703

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>>66050965
thank you. i love flare; i also love the relationship between flare and polka. it feels very genuine, and i think it's healthy for polka too. it really warmed my heart to see polka sing flare's "step and go" during last year's shuffle medley; i think that was a genuine outpouring love from polka to flare, and had the added benefit of showcasing flare's incredible likeability.

>> No.66051606

>>66049281
Yes. It should also be mandatory for them to wear their old school uniforms at all times.

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>> No.66052876

>>66049281
Ramu’s a hag???

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>>66049281
Only when they try to get their Husband's attention (Me)

>> No.66054303
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>>66049967
Geographical Hag
VGuesser Hag
Samurai Groomer
Map Onee-san

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>>66047353
bad filename, should be
mioxmas[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Favf79c.mp3].webm

>> No.66055268

>>66055149
Damn, then I guess all the other ones are corrupted too, can you upload the other 2?

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>>66055268
yours, plus >>66055149 and now picrel are the 3 barfing wolfs, unless you mean another soundpost?

>> No.66056549

>>66044274
Pregnancy will 100% kill her, unfortunately. No amount of money can save you from poor health.

>> No.66056679

>>66056549
Nothing that a good diet, proper exercise and sleeping can't fix

>> No.66058043
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https://youtu.be/4sGbV8mwV7g

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>>66058043
The perfect world

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>>66029931

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