/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

AUTISM

Let's go

this will 100% be used as evidence to support how we are the most unhinged schizophrenic people on the board

>>6591824
Really now

How are you freaks THIS bored? Don't you have streams to watch?

>>6591941
We probably are. No sense lying to ourselves.

>>6592000
Seriously. Go watch something else ffs.

>>6592000
We don't, not until saturday

Didn't make it in any of the rankings

i love this fucking bear and her obsessive fans

I'm happy

>>6591824
Top tier research my friend, thank you for your service.

>>6592038
Yeah, with so much more downtime, people are starving, and instead of having streams to watch, they have to watch Beatani have fun with the same 5 people.

>>6592038
This, with Beatani going from 5 streams a week to 3 streams a week, /yah/ mental health will only get crazier, as everyone can enjoy a stream, but only a select few are allowed to enjoy her twitter.

>>6592123
I would watch a JAV of Bea having fun with 5 dads

>>6592100
good to see you're happy again bea

>>6591824
>docs.google
not opening that shit. kill yourself

>>6592125
this is so true not gonna lie, I see it happening to me, every time she streams i forget all my troubles then i devolve into a menhera twitter dev

>>6591824
Top 15 replyguys

>>6592125
Most of her streams will be weekend which is going to filter me unfortunately.

Top15 of most likes per reply

>>6592166
Everyone in this list should hang

>>6591824
top15 of "community driven" people, aka the ones talking between themselves the most in the replies

>>6592166
I used to think my 1-2 replies per day were excessive

>>6592185
you don't understand, people will take this out of context and think I reply all the time!!!

there's a frog amongus

>>6592166
>>6592185
Not as much overlap as I thought

>>6591824
And finally the "early birds", people who replied early on

>>6592185
Frog-chama, I kneel

you guys are kind of worrying

>>6592166
>>6592185
>>6592218
>>6592248
thanks

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd feel jealous of beta orbiters.
Still not going to join twitter but well played

>>6592166
>>6592185
I can picture every one of these avatars in my mind. What am I doing with my life?

>>6592185
the funniest thing about this one is that if you take out the fact that bea likes every single fireworks tweets, he'd be at the absolute bottom of this list.
fireworks HATE

>>6592153
>>6591824
Understandable, here are catbox download links in open formats
https://files.catbox.moe/ztn1n5.ods
https://files.catbox.moe/9hq8je.odt

>>6592254
Come on bear you love it!

>>6592254
Thanks

Spread(sheet) your daughter

OH NO NO NO IM GOING FUCKING INSANE KNOWING BEA LIKES AND DMS TWITTER GUYS EVERY DAY BUT ONLY STREAMS FOR ME ONCE EVERY 5 DAYS

>>6592166
sweet jesus of nazareth, don't you people have anything to do? are you waiting like crazy obsessive people for her to write something on twitter or what?

I'm not saying it's a good or a bad thing, and it probably goes without saying given the thread's subject, but it's interesting how a decent amount of dads discuss in each thread how to obtain Beatani's attention in a mechanical and deterministic fashion. I wonder if this is the kind of topic that is commonplace in /r9k/.

>>6592351
>are you waiting like crazy obsessive people for her to write something on twitter or what?
Yes

>>6592318
that's better, thank you

>>6592166
>12.56
I kneel

>>6592351
I just randomly check twitter on random points of the day

>>6592279
>Still not going to join twitter
Why not? It's really easy and I'm sure you'll have fun interacting with the rest of us.

>>6592166
>Almost 13 replies per day
Wtf

>>6592346
I wish I were this schizo, truly based take.

>>6592296
I actually find them easier to remember than the names

>>6592381
It's just European autism. Don't read too much into it.

/yah/ threads feel like Discord, everyone knows everyone's username. Disgusting.

Bear, make a dm ranking spreadsheet

this world would be a better place without europeans

>>6592351
I used to not care, but because of people reporting it here and some references to it during streams, I realized I was just getting slowly out of inside jokes among 5~10 people because they talk all day long with bea on twitter and it does hurt, since I got invested, just leaving like this isn't easy.

>>6592381
The audience reflects the streamer. Beatani takes a very analytical view of human relationships, especially the romantic aspect of them.

>>6592453
Okay, remote kid

>>6591824
> The numbers Beatani's twitter community
FUCK I forgot "of"...

The Philmarilion is still a better piece of literature.
https://www.docdroid.net/dqrPnsv/everything-pdf

>>6592412
He actually used to reply a lot more. If Jack hadn't been called out he would be at the top.

>>6592453
I predicted this, as did others, yet we were unable to stop it. It's way too late now

>>6592459
We dropped the nukes on the wrong continent.

>>6592501
A Discord could have prevented this in the threads

>>6592412
This must be an error. I don't see 13 replies per day coming from him.

>>6591824
fancontent posters (meme tag)

Do you faggots seriously not have anything better to do than sit down and find out who is engaging with Beatani the most? You know the only reason to do this is out of pure jealousy, right? You could be doing your art reps, your clip reps, your meme reps, anything. But instead you guys sit around and circlejerk each other about how much you hate replyguys. Just go do something else with your time. And if you seriously can't resist then don't hide behind anonymity like a pussy and actually say it to that persons face how much you dislike them.
Every thread is the same shit over and over.

>>6592576
meme tag is also stream tag, froggy boy

OP, admire you work. Can you add the nationalities of the inner circle?

>>6592453
What's the problem with that? There are many great communities that are built on Discord.

>>6592248
>>6592576
>display name instead of handle
retardchama...

>>6592501
This is all because people didn't want to create a discord, people were forced to be like this here instead

>>6592605
You seem upset. Why don't you go do something else for a bit and come back when you feel better?

>>6592605
The OP is taking a very neutral stance.

>>6592615
name one

>>6592605
Doing my data reps, no time to read

>>6592624
The handles are in the spreadsheet

What are you guys talking about? We already have a discord.
https://discord.com/invite/4MbJvngvnv

>>6592605
He's doing his data mining and neutral summary reps. It's creative, just in a weird way

>>6592605
t. fireworks

>>6592608
>meme tag is also stream tag
I mean literally the tag means #beatanistream

>>6592659
it would make more sense to only use the handles

>>6592660
fuck off

>>6592660
BASED. I will now join your discord!

>>6592576
How come those stats are not the same as the ones in the spreadsheet?

>>6592651
I am in a Japanese learning one and people there actually are learning, creating learning resources for others, and answering questions. It's very useful for me.

>>6592747
which one

>>6592613
What is the inner circle? I don't think you can base it on this data. Some dads are pretty low profile but are definitely inner circle.

>>6592651
not him but TCG communities

Couldn't you have used all this autism to update the wiki?

>>6592747
Yeah, I'm sure a Beatani discord would be just like that. All the groomers, schizos, boring dads, and attention dads would be very polite and helpful

>>6592615
This is an anonymous forum. You all may as well start using tripcodes and turn this into a /vg/esque thread

>>6592741
Seems the art and meme tables got unlinked from the names at some point, gotta try to fix that. The screenshots are from when it was right, it's verifiable on twitter.

>click on the hashtags for the first time
>see the countless memes made that beatani doesnt like or acknowledge
>realize now that the 3-4 reply guys she pays attention to have all the power and even tryhard reply guys are being ignored

its over for me, a non-twitter user.

>>6592831
>This is an anonymous forum.
nigga seriously?

>>6592777
I don't use twitter so maybe I misspoke. I thought the inner circle were the people she interacted with the most on twitter

>>6592823
There would be a lot less falseflagging and shitting on individual dads

this is all a ploy by big grey to get us to leave bea, who is an anime girl.
GRAY AWAY

>>6592849
Can't let them get too cocky

>>6592877
grayy lmao

>Beatani’s twitter community analysis
Wait, I need to make a coffee first

I'm glad I deactivated then reactivated my Twitter. It only counts from may/June so I got to dodge being put on this gay list mostly.

>>6592865
You sure about that? I've seen faggots larping as others in her damn chat. I have zero faith that this community can hold its spaghetti for any length of time

Only 10 @'s? The mod must be balls deep in her DMs.

>>6592849
She retweets pretty much anything in those tags, what are you on about.

You wouldn’t anally rape your daughter because she’s on her period would you anon?

>>6592954
>boring dads actually believe this
oh my

>>6592956
What the fuck, no. I'd earn my red wings like any upstanding citizen.

I thought I would be higher, I never win anything

>>6592907
kek

>>6592877

>>6592965
Anything that is more than a 2 second screenshot

>>6592576
whats the answer to the clipfag question?

>>6593020
More clips? They seem to be accomplishing their intended purpose.

>>6592956
I'd be double dipping like a madman.

>>6592956
Not after she taught me the lewdness of things being covered in blood

NOOOO this is just like real life I'm being cucked by chads who have no anxiety to tweet at bea all day while I skulk around in the shadows.

>>6593136
Such as our genitals

>>6593140
Post Risuna if you're shy, Gondola if you're not

>>6592813
This. Dad's efforts are completely misdirected and face internally like the narcissists they are. It's like they don't really care about the bear at all.

>>6593140
I hear you. I wasn't in the Yakuza mod and it still hurts.

>>6592185
Is this the inner circle?

>>6593140
I wonder if Bea knows she's encouraging chads and discouraging her cute quiet risuna chans?

Oh should 3d animations not go to the art tag? I did it the first time for some reason (I think the meme/stream tag was just a stream discussion tag at that time) and just copy pasted the tag every time without thinking so much and no one ever complained. I can post those in meme/stream tag in the future if that is more suitable.

>>6591824
this shit is actually super interesting thanks for the all the autistic work you put into this

>>6591824
art tag

>>6593260
I don't think anyone in particular minds, including the bear.

>>6593245
You might be. If she hadn't covered up the names we would see more. Why doesn't modchama make the mod publicly available?

>>6593281
b-but spicy grandpa ruined the art tag...

>>6592490
Give /vt/ a few years and I guarantee something of equal quality will emerge from this board

>>6593259
Bea likes confidence and hates weakness. She shoves her cock into weakness though, so pick your poison tabun maybe

>>6593260
3d that does not move belongs in the art tag so I don't see why it would not go to the art tag just because it moves.

>>6592741
>>6592845
>>6591824
Should be fixed now, sorry, fucked up when trying to create filters for readonly users.
>>6592391
updated file https://files.catbox.moe/dq0ygy.ods

>>6593346
>Bea likes confidence

OH NO NO NO I thought she wasn't normie Its all over for me

>>6593378
Not sexually but she respects people who speak their mind

>>6593259
She encourages us when she can to be better. But I really think there isn't much she can do about twitter doing what it does to discourage shy people in general

so WHO P0MU /here/?

>>6593378
Chad vs Dad.
Chad wins.

>>6593378
Your fault for believing anything a self admitted troll says.
Would not surprise me if she lives and streams from her boyfriend's apartment

>>6592613
A few people's nationality is unclear, isn't it?

>>6593445
She can't get a boyfriend. He only fucks her, he's her tinder sex friend.

>>6592768
I don't want to post it in the thread, but I'll give you an invite if you DM me on twitter.

>>6593483
I don't know who you are dadchama... WTF

>>6593446
Don't worry about it. I just wanted to see the Euro dads get upset again and start pointing fingers at invisible boogey men sowing discord in our otherwise pristine thread

>this thread

>>6593529
I want to drink Bea's juice.

>>6593500
>he doesn't have all the posters memorized by how they type yet

>>6593260
The art tag is for drawings / paintings

>>6593552
You joke but I purposely change it up to keep stalker Dads off my scent

>>6593529
She wants reddit to taste it. She loves the Mormon and is ashamed of you all.

>>6593587
schizochama...

>>6593552
greatest fear

>>6593587
I just checked and I have done around 10% of the replies in the past few threads and I type differently in every post and reply to myself constantly.

>>6593587
chad schizo behavior desu

>>6593500
then what's your twitter username and I'll DM you?

This is literally shit.

I'm done with her.

>>6593655
No you aren't

>>6593616
Based lowering the SNR dad

we got linked to trash again/make sure to keep your wvt superschizos in check!

>>6593616
ok bea

>>6592651
Just reading my own list
> a friend's group I made long ago, used to keep in touch and sometimes play games together
> the server from the associaton I'm in, required to organize the convention we manage, logistics, communication etc. each have their channel and vocal channels for meetings
>some open source software I'm a dev for, we use discord to work
>some autistic speedrunner who doesn't use any SNS and only discord, the only way to get in touch is his discord
> another indie game made by a friend, we talk about futur prospects and programming
> many tech discords like TPcast for VR, PC building and so on, it's the fastest to get feedback or ask questions
> A 07th expansion one, actually one of the only place I found people to talk about Ciconia seriously
> a bunch of vtubers discords, some are pretty bad, some are solid (like nina's one)
> a few game's related discords, useful to find mates for groups or discuss the meta

Not everything is 100% necessary but most are very useful, and there are no hordes of trannies going around

>>6593696
sounds gay

I literally forgot this thread was about Beatani for a minute

>>6593739
technically its about dads because beatani is a lazy idiot bear so we have to make our own content

>>6592651
Believe it or not there are a lot of discord servers full of oldfags from various boards. IRC too.

>>6591824
As schizo and fucking retarded as this is that document is actually well made and easy to understand. I don't know how to feel.

>>6593763
Beatani is our absent father

>>6593739
It’s never been about our daughter. It’s about us and that is why she isn’t getting the exposure she deserves.

>deciding if I want to buy merch with my real paypal so she can know my real name is buying her goods or my business paypal so she can see my youtube handle and recognize me in stream

guys, its official. my menhera is unleashed

>>6592853
NTA but what the fuck are you even trying to imply with this question?

>>6593789
why would anyone want to be around those people

>>6593829
She's getting exactly what she deserves. She raised us to be this way.
I was happy once...

>>6593791
Dr. Bealove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Numbers

>>6593859
He called it a forum instead of an image board

Any chance we could get the script?

>>6592166
>>6592185
>>6592218
You guys keep up this numberfagging some /biz/raeli is gonna in, drop the max supa on a stream and then fly to japan and cuck all the gachikois on stream.

>>6593904
>he doesn't know that forum has a meaning outside of the internet

Nest of menhera

I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and I can't stop posting in /yah/..

>>6593923
I just started watching Bea a few days ago and unironically considered doing this but then stopped myself before I pulled the trigger because I realized Bea is a cunning devil bear.

>>6593936
Blah blah blah

>>6593831
She doesn't see who buys merch retardchama

>>6593939
I hope you mean 2000

>>6593589
Mormons what?

>>6593260
Imo animations made with the free model is on the line, a bit lik picrews. It's still fine, but obviously it won't be as popular.

>>6593939
>200 word essay

>>6593828
>absent
She's enjoying her coffee and reading the document
>>6593860
It's peer pressure, mostly. You won't hate someone you've been enjoying hanging out in an IRC channel for 10 years with already when they go to discord. You'll just never see them again as they and half the other people leave and the community slowly dies, or you'll give in and follow them

>>6593939
Quick, someone let Bea know we got a real live shota in here

>>6593939
based /sp/ poster

>>6593260
It's fine, content which isn't as popular doesn't mean it doesn't belong. Just like music will usually not get as many likes for a similar amount of work.

>>6593955
Menhera girls give the best pussy. Do it and fly to a japan, she will ruin your life for sure, but the sex will be great.

You guys are fucking weird and I love it

>>6593655
Understandable. I will however know who you are on my next update of the spreadsheet.

>>6593919
The script to fetch data?

For once I'm glad for being a lowkey dad.

>not on the list
you data sheet sucks lol

>>6594062
No, menheras genuinely look down upon mega oil balons who are too loose with money. Trust me, I've seen it happen every time. I started with a simple membership.

It's entirely possible OP is shitposting with fake numbers

Half of this thread is people who don't even watch Beatani

fuck this gay numberfag thread
somebody post that picture of my balls

>>6594120
Yes

>>6594149
oh great
another paranoid euro dad

>>6594147
I look down on mega menheras who are too loose with cunny

T̸̨͋̀̊̔͐̈́́͝͠H̸̤̯͚̪̒̃̈́͌̓̓̓Ė̷̢̧͔̬ ̷̪͚̃͌̎͂͆̕̕Ņ̸͉͓͚͔̖̱̰͎̰͖̪͔̖̈̔̓̄͊̎̚Ų̶̨̣͖̬͛̽̄̽́ͅM̸̱̈͋̐̀͆͗̆̕͠B̸̻̰̻̿̿̈̌̆E̴̙̣͎̺͉̖̟͉͕͊͛͑̈́͑̊̃͊̎̀̕͝͠R̶̺̞̟̗̦͉̫͉͍̦̰͚̦͙͈͐̄̽S̴̢̗̘̣̱͇̘̯̬̠̀̃̉͆́̚͠͝ ̷͖̎̔̐̀W̶̩̼̹̯̫̜̠̹̘̉H̷̢̦͖̫̹̠̓̀̇̉́̕̚Ã̷̡̛͚̤̝̙̥̣̘͙͇͊͛̑͆͊̿͛͋̑̐̕T̷̪̫͗̈́ ̷̮̟͙̪͕͜D̴̢̼̠̎͗͝O̴̠̣̝͇̗̟͙̰͛͐̑͗̑̈́̆̾̿ͅ ̵̝͈̻͉̝͙͈̖̩̏͛̌͜͝T̴̢̡̟̻̞̪̫̖̺̯͇͙͇̟̊͘H̶̡̦̜̟̞̰͇͖̺̠̀̈́̒͑̔͌̾̀̾͒͋̕͝ͅE̸̡̨̥̟̺͖̭̞̎̿̽̋̇̑͘͝͝͠͠Y̴̛͈̹̮̓̍̂̒̈́̈͌̈ ̷̠͈͔̪̬͗̓͜ͅͅͅM̶̧̺͈̹̮̗͍̀͋̔̔͊̓͘̕͝Ę̵̖̫̖͚͌̂̓̃́̀̈A̷͓̱̻͈̻͚͙̣͙͈̱̩̙͙̓̍͗͌̉̇̈́̾͂̓͆͊͠Ǹ̶̢̧͖͚̭͎͓̩̝͚̤̭̺̓̂̀̋̍͗͘͠ ̵̛̉̃͒̈͛̀̈́̈́͌̈̚D̸̡̡̛̙̺͔̯̘̬͙̼͒̿͠Ā̷̰̙̰̣̭͓͔͓̹̜͙̋̄̓͑D̵̨̟͙̞̻̒̔̈́̉̐͑̇͆̈̚͜?̸̮̫̣́̀͜͝͝?̷̖̄̐͋̐͐̓͒̐͊͆̚?̵̩̩̙̙͈̥̽̍̎̄̊́̃̈́̆̾̑̽͝͝

>>6592605
Perhaps it's too 'dry' to be considered a creative work, but I respect the effort/autism. Summaries were interesting to read

>>6593587
I do this all the time, but just because I don't want Beatani to discover how much of a schizo I am

>>6594148
I doubt it. It matches what I've observed, at least generally.

>>6594188
Love that raw schizo energy

>>6594120
>>6593919
I admit I didn't find how to do it properly in python
So I had to it very dirty and made a Javascript script that I enter in the console after doing the twitter search. It has an observer on the DOM and analyze every time a new <div> with the classes matching the ones of messages appears, and check the important part to add everything to a counter. Needs to scroll the page to get it all. So you probably won't have much use for it. I'm not really proud of it as I would have liked some actually automatic script that goes trough the handle list and autofill the data.
Anyway here it is https://pastebin.com/UEEuhW0c

>>6594192
She knows. All her fans are schizos.

>>6594237
Thanks

>>6594150
Go to 4598960 in the archive and repost them yourself.

Where are the donations? They are the most important number

>>6594148
>>6594218
I've checked a few and it seems real, it's easy to verify the low numbers actually, the filter is even provided.

>>6594188

Bea is going to see the spreadsheet and she is going to realize that I'm a fucking loser

>>6594126
Sorry, I thought I may have missed some people, but I checked a lot of posts to see all the most frequent posters. I didn't include 'dead' ones like Spicy Grandpa/lodowaw and Chefhart.

>>6594310
Or she will sigh and forget about it

>>6594149
Half of this boars is people who don't even watch vtubers, so it checks out

If Beatani genuinely hosted a dick rating competition, but the prize was you got to meet her in person, would you enter?
You wouldn't be anonymous.

>>6591824
While I hate it now, it's probably gonna be a nice memory to reference once it's all over

>>6594344
I could go for a nice half a boar right now
Roasted with potatoes and root veggies
Maybe a little grated horse radish if the situation calls for it

>>6594336
More like not do her archive reps because no time and not even ever know it got posted

>>6594383
Well yeah. It's unironically my best feature

>>6594417
Prove it

>>6594383
That would disappoint me but I have nothing to lose. I would win.

>>6594383
yes

If someone wanted to advertise our daughterfu with shirt clips what aspects should they focus on? What embodies her how does she stand out?

>>6594424
What's your twitter handle?

>>6592166
I didn't think I was replying this much, but I guess I'm just an annoying motherfucker

>>6594443
@beatanichisato

>>6594456
Wish me luck, Dads. I'm going in

>>6594468
If you want to turn her on post pictures of white goods you have drunkenly scavenged from the streets.

>>6594517
what the fuck are you talking about and why do I feel like you're talking to me?

>>6594438
thats up to you, take a look at the clipper youtube channels and find something you think captures bea the best

>>6594468
Godspeed

>>6594545
Her dad salvages appliances

>>6591824
good job

>>6594455
Is this an elaborate scheme by the schizo spreadsheet dad to eliminate the competition?

tfw not on the dad tier list
tfw not on the fake dad Excel sheet
tfw not on the replyguy spreadsheet
tfw beatani replies to your tweets, but never likes them
tfw she reads the messages above and below yours during a stream, but never yours

>>6594637
Or a way to make people realize there is a real need for newfags to have more people in the community so a few ones aren't so visible

>>6594672
actual pain

>>6594438
just funny schizo moments or when she’s excited is great for clips.
Like when she was expecting miho to be in the the kong in i but wasn’t and you pan to miho and past clips of bea eating with her with filthy frank violin playing and having bea go all sad and then change the music to happy music when she finds miho again.stuff like that that bridges storylines across streams is good

>>6594672
>tfw beatani replies to your tweets, but never likes them
Replies are worth more than likes. Unless you're told to kill yourself in which case tough luck.

>>6594672
>tfw beatani replies to your tweets, but never likes them
You idiot, she was waiting for an answer

>>6594438
if you want to make clips of beatani you can see if it's already been clipped here. are you looking for suggestions of other clippable moments not on the list?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQkLva7llv3LJm-noDTqN1noC_fmSsNgg

>>6594438
use the time stamps as checkpoints and see if you can make any clips out of those.
Also you could probably make a funny bea sounds compilation or something of that sorts for bea catchphrase would be funny

>>6594672
I made all the first 3, sorry if you're outside of my radar. You probably matter for many other viewers.

>>6592412
I don't reply 13 times a day, the numbers are deceiving you dad. One thing that is certain is that I was really just following her account and interacting with this community. At the end of the day it's just letters on a public social media that most of the time were short replies with little meaning.

>>6594672
She likes a lot less posts nowadays unless you're one of the replyguys. She does seem to reply about as much as before.

>>6594672
I'm on two of the the, but on replies to those I'm usually in the "who is you" tier

bea is cringe and there's not a single piece of evidence (not one) proving the contrary

>>6594828
we know that’s the fun.
we are all cringe together.

>You think of a pretty fucking funny message and send it on the chat
>Another dads sends a similar message a few seconds later
>His message arrives first
>She reads it
>She laughs
>THEN your message arrives
>She ignores it

>>6594438
>>6594742
if you make a stream clip just post it to the thread or the stream hashtag on twitter and I will add it to the playlist

>>6594828
she supports and cheers on dads doing their reps

>>6594828
She retweeted me once, she can't be that bad.

>>6594828
I like cringe girls tho. at least they're trying

>>6594840
just be more original

>>6594840
Fuck I felt this so much.

>>6594840
>send a meaningless message she read it

>>6594840
2x speed reps weren't strong enough tabun? maybe next time

>>6594840

>>6594840
>You write a short yet very funny message, perfect for a reaction
>20 sec later someone from the inner circle post basically the same joke
>Beatani only reads his message, laugh and derail the stream because of it as everyone celebrate the guy with the nicknames they give each other

>post one word
>derails stream

>>6594921

>>6594840
>sends brainless reaction message/joke
>she reads it and laughs
b-bros...

I can't relate to these in stream frustrations. When Bea is streaming I am at 100% PPC (positivity possibility community).

However when she stops streaming I become menhera and slowly devolve into a savage seething about twitter reply guys because I don't use twitter.

>>6594840
Holy shit are you me? The delay on the streams/chat is super annoying. What's worse is when a popular green dad says it a minute later and THEN she notices it and the chat reacts T_T

>>6594921

masturbear

You guys are pretty pathetic.

>reads message
>responds to it
>terrified to say anything else for the rest of the stream

>>6594840
>>6594918
dumb inspiration

I wish she did more member streams, those were fun

>>6594990
Same, I really needs to find another vtuber I feel strongly about to fill the downtime. I saw a few interesting but it still didn't quite click like for bea.

>>6595008
We know

>>6595027
she shouldn't
t.grey chad

>>6595026
nadenade for ants

>>6594840
>post 20 comments of unique brilliance during the course of the stream
>all ignored
>at the end of the stream when you are at the most drunk you write something extremely cringe
>gets read and laughed at

>>6595008
and?

>think of perfect comment to make
>hesitate
>the moment passes
>sulk for days

>>6595036
kek

>>6595008
yes

>>6595016
You have to keep your ratio up. It's understandable. I keep a log of comments I make on stream and if Bea reacts to them. It's hard to tell sometimes because a lot of other dads will say the same thing so I flip a coin unless I notice she uses my particular wording. I'm sitting at about 6% which I'm not thrilled about.

>>6595099
So basically like IRL interactions

>>6595111
schizo dad

>comment on cat symbol during her member stream
>Let's to two of her best derails in that stream and karaoke

>>6593923
The max supa is only $500. That's chump change and multiple dads have already given bigger donations if you count susan's cut. Paypal starts refusing the transaction around 7-9 thousand dollars. I'd unironically throw that much if I could go meet Bea, but I know it's cringe and she's not doing it for the money.

I might be able to donate 5K for the 5K stream, but 10K for the 10K stream isn't happening unless paypal changes their formula.

>>6595045
Apparently I was an ant. I got better

>>6595155
seriously shut the fuck up and put your money where your mouth is on streamlabs donation. same fuck has been saying since week 1 that he is going to donate $1,000, and i just want to see one of you fucks actually do it. because i like to see bea getting spoiled

>>6595111
That's pretty high I think. I do better in some streams and worse in others, but she reads very few of mine.

>>6593696
>the discord shill is a complete faggotDengeki TM
I'm shocked. Who could have predicted such a thing?

>thinking you can buy her love
do your vod reps and use common sense

I got the tomato is a fruit meme going. That's the small mark I left on Bea lore. I want that VOD to be on a flash drive in my casket.

>>6595197
NTA. I just spent 1500 on wow gold, so I'm feeling a bit frisky, otherwise I'd do it. I was contemplating doing it anyway but honestly, I am frugal and do not really get off on randomly throwing my money at a streamer who doesn't even know who I am and sends nudes to twitter DM reply guys and not me.

>>6595155
Just buy her and yourself a ticket to Amsterdam. She said she wants to go there but I'm sure other places would suit her fancy too.
I've considered the possibility of pulling something like that off but I'm happily married and I don't think my wife would understand me spending 20 grand to vacation with a 25 year old Japanese girl

>>6595155
The PO Box is open, mail her a check faggot.

>>6595008
thank you got something new

>>6595240
she won't send you nudes either way, and it's to support beatani. if you want to do it, you do it. simple as. nobody is going to give you shit for not making a $1,000 donation you never said you were going to make in the first place. it would be pretty cool to see a $1,000 dono though.

>>6595291
I am a menhera at heart. If I donate $1000 and don't get special treatment, I'm gonna an hero. It's not ven about the money, it's the principle. I do support Beatani with a monthly membership like all the other greens.

I'd settle for marrying one her close Japanese friends and making her feel even more lonely and isolated

>>6595240
>frugal
>wow gold
sasuga anonchama

>>6595345
based. marry her sex friend so she loses her dick appointment.

>>6595345
>cucking bea thus pushing her to stream more often to cope
based

>>6595356
I am one of the top wow classic players... I know that's cringe. I have to spend money to stay competitive.

>>6595345
As they say, if you want a girl then simp for her best friend

>>6595324
$20 gets the same attention as $400, excepting the chat of course.

>>6595197
> shut the fuck up and put your money where your mouth is
I'm in the top 10 all time donators. Who is you?

>>6595238
It was a good contribution dad

>>6595345
Marry her mom. The next time even she wants to take her on a date or vacation cuck her

>>6595395
yep immediately noticed that, $100 dono got no more attention than $5 really

I'd rather have her as a sex friend than a girlfriend or wife. I feel she's the kind ready to move on at any time, and overall too crazy to live with. Casual sex and having fun going here and there a shit talking like friends seems ideal.

>>6595424
>Marry her mom.
Making Beatani your actual daughter!

>>6595427
She's polite enough to wait until after the stream to talk to me about it

>>6595384
She can give you good insider information so you can post more hurtful rrats as well

>>6595457
I just want to get saizeriya with her and then face fuck her in the bathroom.

>>6595457
Good thing you'll never have a chance at either

>>6595397
I remember who you are now

>>6595457
>Hey, I'm bored, want to come to my house to play smash? we can fuck a little after

>>6595508
Just be an oil baron in Tokyo.

>>6595424
Bea's going to pay for our expensive hotel. She's not invited obviously.

>Asahi super dry
Korone? Is she a dad too?

>>>/wsg/4034035
I didn't remember that 4mb was the file limit.

I hope you're not unironically donation epeen waggling. You know donations are donations, not transactions, right?

>>6595540
If there is one she's probably going to meet him if she hasn't already.

>>6595569
Is that... IS THAT A BEATANI REFERENCE?

>>6595583
Donations are donations, drawings are transactions

>>6595529
Seriously a dream come true

>>6595583
Sure, I'm her friend, not her customer.

>>6595569
that’s like if someone mentioned budweiser and i asked them if they knew the president of the united states or the mayor of stlouis which has a huge budweiser factory

>>6595580
thanks anon. i will dm her this

>>6595279
> Writing Beatani a personal check
> she cashes the check
> the check makes its way back to my bank
> my bank sends me a scanned copy of the check on my statement
> Bea's roommate's signature is on the back
Yab

Dads... these stealth /yah/s have not been as they usually are today. I feel weird.

Her tooth extraction gummer joke takes on a new light when you remember her dad is missing most of his teeth.

>>6595682
this one has been linked outside of here so it’s to be expected

>>6595682
It's just the Eurokeks acting up. Don't worry about it

>>6595681
For $10k she'll take the risk tabun maybe.
Also
>Japanese bank
>signature

All the inner circle who talk to each other on twitter will start streaming one after the other, talk about it with bea who will come watch them and retweet them. Three of them already got bea regularly reminding them to debut .
If someone not from the circle try however, it will be ignored.
Then she'll start doing collabs on their stream, joining audio calls at first, later real ones.

>>6595529
In my circle of friends there was a girl who was like that, if you invited her to something sure she would give you a blowjob at least, it was sad when she got married.

This thread is why a discord can never be allowed to exist.
I thought that all the "dads are schizos" posts were ironic, but goddamn, apparently not. Even with all the inconveniences of /yah/, the attention whoring is to this extent. Imagine if there was a fucking discord.
Bea please, if you are reading this, do the responsible thing. Curtail, or at least stop enabling this schizophrenia. It can't and won't end well, and when it all collapses,
Tangent, but speaking of which, this goes doubly so for you KatVR faggots too, if you are reading this, since you have no thread atm. Christ on a fucking bike, getting to her chat, I thought it would be a /vt/ colony seeing as everyone is from here, but nope, not really. No gay memes or so much as a dogwhistle 99% of the time, which would be fine, if it weren't because you're all too busy grooming. It's literally just unironic grooming, so severe and cringeworthy that it would make even the dads here recoil.
/vt/ has its problems, but I really don't want this place to gain a reputation for grooming our homegrown chuubas to inevitable meltdowns. For once, let >us take care of the few good things >we have created here without letting it fall to ruin because watching the schizos do their thing was a little bit funny (which I will not deny)

>>6595741
Well those people better take their OPsec seriously right now.

>>6595741
koppaposter, please tell us if there is salvation.

>>6595682
this is the first one that I didn't make out of the past 5 or so, because I was sleeping. Not that I have anything against spreadsheet anon.

>>6595734
> signature
Well it seems like normally checks aren't used in Japan (though probably some banks will cash them) but anywhere else if you leave the endorsement on the back blank won't the bank refuse it? Especially if the amount is large.

>>6595741
Who's our Spacer?

>>6595754
too long, didnt read.

>>6595741
>Three of them already got bea regularly reminding them to debut
It's over. It's already fucking over.

>>6595708
Where? I want to read their reaction to our schizo

>>6595943
me

>>6595741
Don't forget the part where she'll fly out to meet one of them and cuck the whole fanbase.

>>6595943
fireworks or the remote child, they must be murdered to avoid the prophecy

>>6595741
When it gets to that point, and it will happen, that's when I will leave here for good.

>>6596001
They're too passive to do anything, try And*** or B****B**

Is polygamous marriage the answer?

>>6595883
The only way out of this will be the Final Yab

>>6596001
fucking autocorrect, I meant remote kid

>>6595939
They use personal stamps

>>6596001
At least remote kid seems savvy enough to avoid a giveaway yab message, safe?

>>6596029
then we have to kill the inner circle

Honestly the timing of the groomer application is perfect, can't wait

I want Bea to review he spreadsheet

>>6596029
>And***
The most likely answer. He's debuting soon and enough money to fly her out under some lame pretext like trying weed and collabing. Plus he's already well established and she seems to like him a lot.

>>6595983
nothing that notable is being said they’re just surprised zia is at the top of one of the lists

>>6596081
She's doing something else and by the time she check again the thread will be gone. It will be our memory she's not aware of.

>>6596039
there is no salvation

>>6596110
So this is just between us dads? That's sweet.

>>>/soc/
thanks

Maybe Beatani's twitter getting banned is the most realistic solution

>>6596081
yeah namefags that show in 2p font got the thread riled up,now you want a whole spreadsheet?
in the old days we could name random chckn characters viewers and nobody gave a shit.

>>6596029
>Bug
Nigger please

>>6596149
>could name random chckn characters viewers and nobody gave a shit.
I want to go back

I'm happy and sad that no one gives a shit about me
At least the tangerine doesn't seem to hate me

>>6596149
The old days were the old days. Shit got real when she started playing favorites

>>6596211
she doesn’t actively do that as much as y’all credit her in doing so

>Comfiest stream in a while
>Followed by the most schizo stealth yah in a while
You all suck, I'm going to sleep

>>6595741
>I fell for the "not all women will betray you" meme
There is no hope. There was never any hope. Maybe I should just give up and watch men.

>>6596254
Sweet tea detected

>>6596208
I understand you, but in my case it's been like that all my life, my effort is always worthless for my friends, so I just do only what I have to do for myself

>>6596305
might as well give up and be gay while your at it

>>6596305
Watch dadtubers. Clover Corp will rise from her ashes.

>>6596302
It started with the leaker.

>>6596322
Not the worst idea

>>6596302
the comfier the streams, the harder the withdrawal hits, and then I turn to twitter and fall into despair

>>6596302
1 stream in 5 days...

All the real fans are on twitter and discord. It's just the dregs left here

>>6596387
Stop reading Twitter. Seriously. You'll be happier.

>>6596398
DYRBI?

>>6595741
>bea's entire grooming gimmick wasn't about sexual grooming, but quite literally telling us she's grooming people into becoming her very own vtuber group
>bea isn't a a NEET Menhera but a suit with a degree in business and a dream to dominate foreign markets
>riling and contacting us autists was simply step one in her master plan
>once she becomes wealthy and successful enough her final phase will be revealed
>gook moot will no longer have enough power to deny her from getting her collab with him and then only god will know what happens next

>>6596429
>bea opens her own vtuber agency called Clover Corp

>>6596387
>>6596387
Unironically get off twitter if your work can allow it. Experiencing Vtubers solely through YT and /vt/ is the healthiest configuration. If something on Twitter is bad enough that it requires your attention, it will make its way here, but most of the demoralizing fluff is kept out of your purview.
Bea, delete your Twitter too

>>6596474
If bea deleted her twitter I would insta donate $500. but I don't want to pressure her since she seems to enjoy having e-sex in dms with her reply guys

Let's take us through today.
First playing manager and coming up with ways to convince redditors to like her. Then more discord drama. Then oil balon post leaks. Then discussion of masturbation techniques. Then attempt at doxxing the discord owner. Then europe-dad vs american-dad fighting. Then thoroughly discussing the best techniques to get her to like you on twitter including fooling the algorithm. Then some schizo posts a whole analytical document and spreadsheet over twitter dads and their activity. And now we are wondering which dad is going to marry Beatani first and doom posting about it?

Stopped following bea is the best decision I did.

>>6596429
>>6596459
I belieb

>>6596429
Corn Potage makes them smart

>>6596577
I'd say things are going quite well

>>6596474
>/vt/ is the healthiest configuration
you must joking

>>6596577
discord owner probably got clocked correctly

>>6595285
this is the only morphed face I like
all the others are SHIT

>>6596577
Well when you put it like that...

>>6596577
Yeah, that's about right. I love this place

>>6596673
unironically the best discussion about vtubers is on vt regardless of rrats an schizoposting, its why people dont leave

>>6596577
Wouldn't have it any other way.

>>6596719
You don't like Teabani?

>>6596719
i mean i made almost all of them so thankyou i guess

>>6596767
imagine not liking the best one
teabani my beloved

>>6596577
>First playing manager
No issue with that at all, it's fun, harmless at worst, useful at best.
>coming up with ways to convince redditors to like her
To check her out, again no issue, the vast majority will get filtered or just never click
>Then more discord drama
The "admin" got unbanned and started his shit again, it's one gy
>Then oil balon post leaks
That one was real shitty. Most likely the same guy btw from the leak.
>Then discussion of masturbation techniques
Who care, it's just a topic
>Then attempt at doxxing the discord owner
He's the one behind a lot of the worst things that ruined many threads. The way you phrase it make me think it'sy ou.
>Then europe-dad vs american-dad fighting
Mostly burgers using the fact that that discord owner is european to shitpost
>Then thoroughly discussing the best techniques to get her to like you on twitter including fooling the algorithm
That's indeed annoying, tho unavoidable from having a single stream during the weekdays
>Then some schizo posts a whole analytical document and spreadsheet over twitter dads and their activity
Quite schizo but with fun in a way, well it's well done at least
>And now we are wondering which dad is going to marry Beatani first and doom posting about it
That one is w/e, just funposting, ofc no one consider that seriously

All in all most of the events are w/e, and the annoyings ones are mostly caused by one person

>>6596577
Sorry for starting literally three of these.

Today I will remind them

>offline meet up finally happens with Beatani
>all the dads hire fake girlfriends/wives to bring to the event and beatani is the only single person there

>>6597017
I hope you continue to, that guy was such a cunt from the start, and it matches perfectly with everything I observed as well as the discord owner overall contemptuous attitude.

>>6591824
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15WcsW2uz9y_ITxjtyhz-bDg4W7xwSHZ38bDrNI3bMjw/
written by ESL

>>6596891
>no one consider that seriously
All caps beatani lover takes it seriously.

>>6597017
>eurofag
Why am I not surprised?

>>6597017
Seems right

>>6597017
Discord leaks have someone other tranny claiming to be lodowa. But he could be lying or it could be cumrag samefagging multiple accounts.

>>6597068
>fake
Wrong. 90% of dads pretend to be shy virgin risuna, but we're actually married with families.

>>6597017
I thought the obama guy was the finnish shitposter.

>>6597068
I feel fucking bad imagining this, she would totally go "Ah I'm sorry guys I need to go somewhere" in the middle of the meeting while her voice trembles

>leveling up in discord
You niggers are truly pathetic

>>6597202
You're 90% of dads?

>>6597068
>>6597214
It would be a funny prank, but some dad is going to break down and defect and propose to Bea on the spot. Keeping up the kayfabe in front of bea would be impossible.

>>6597202
H-ha, yeah...