/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love my wife and she loves me too

>>65909041
it's just the fact she went on an entire tangent about the wrinkles, which she was wrong about, and somehow turned into bragging about her skin genetics (which is too sensitive to use toilet paper on)
it's pretty revealing desu

Luv me wife, simple as.

i support stripper cuck polycules

>>65909429
Baseg truthpilled and (you)maxxing

I love my gold digger of a wife

I just peed at the same time as her this is the weirdest connection I've felt to her

unironically I think she has a problem with tearing down other women to prop herself up which trickles down to shoggers doing the same, which is funny because at least she has the excuse of being a woman

>>65909552
G GG GGG GGGG

I HATE THE NEW ISP WHY WHY

every time i piss i imagine her face in the bowl while she's saying shit like meowing or singing carameldansen

>>65909589
you should cancel her on twitter sister

lmao shes litearlly insanecat irl

>>65909483
whats a polycule

meds can fix intrusive thoughts?
every once in a while i see wall spiders aswell but its super rare

>>65909636
Can you not pause and start the stream/flick low latency to fix that

I hate yesmen

>>65909636
Skill issue

>>65909654
harem

>>65909636
yeah, I have to keep refreshing for 2.something letency.

>>65909636
heh

>>65909644
it's not like it matters to me but she should reflect when her goal is to befriend other women

>>65909636
>>65909718
i have the same issue but i've never had it before. stream was buffering a lot in the beginning of the stream too. i think twitch is being weird to some of us

>get video speed controller extension
>put in 1.1x
>wait till 0.1 latency
>put back on 1x
Its simple

>>65909800
>get ttvtools
>it does it automatically

lc is THE game for male collabing I'm excited

no

>>65909882
I bet the game the other vtubers wanted shobdo to play with males was also lethal company

>>65909383
>shilling
>shilling
>shilling
>shilling
I hate post 100k Shondo.

that shibe plushie looks so derpy from the side lol

>27€ shipping or the package might get lost
yeah no thanks

>>65909975
it's not gamersupps so I don't care

>>65909882
and it was brought up by her bf

we've got a high grade autist in the chat lmao

>>65910092
sorry I'll try to keep it down

Great zatsu

>why do people come in and ask if i'm a child
>MONKE PIRATES MONKE MONKE PIRATES MONKE PIRATES MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE PIRATES MONKE PIRATES PIRATES MONKE MONKE PIRATES
kek i love her

Why are we pretending she doesn't sound like a child? Maybe not all the time but like, 80% at least

>>65910092
>a high grade autist
>a
lmao

>>65910190
just syadouHappyNod don't think about how she talks about wearing childrens size clothing or that she's constantly mistaken as a child when receiving groceries or answering the phone

btw where's the anon who said she'd get banned if she didn't use the right stream category

>>65910260
we're regressing to 2020 shondo

>>65909552
G

Not a lot of Gs nowadays, wonder why, did the people that press G leave? Or did they change their mind about shondo
>>65910302
Like 3 people said that, and they said it was against tos, plus on main channel it's the job of mods to do that

>>65910302
>imidiately posts it in chat

>>65910190
It's normal for children to want to seem more grown up

Shonspiracy theory:
Shondo got shorter for whatever reason and she's now actually 137cm

You guys are retarded, she knows she sounds like a child but she wants the ojisans in her chat to tell her "no you act and sound so mature for your age"

>>65910442
She wants chat to groomermaxx? Checks out

>>65910442
I know but I don't want to make her happy.

>>65910375
wasn't me
>>65910363
>it's the job of mods
she literally started the stream in the game, there was never a JC segment
besides if it was such an important thing that she did it herself on alt surely she'd pay attention on main and ask the mods to change it

OP is a faggot monkey

>>65910442
I dont care, I want to bully her

>>65910489
Then we can conclude it's not a big deal and she just wanted to try out the BA category

im ready for new age shondo thats all about the games and gameplay and she becomes a skilled player at video games who doesnt suck shit and is really smart and cool

>>65910684
>playing vydia
>cool
lol

...

>>65910684
>really smart and cool
She's already got that part down!

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

why is she sucking her spit so much lately it's like every sentence now

>>65910869
maybe if instead of affirming yourself constantly you actually go outside and find her, you'd actually impregnate her

>>65910925
Because she found out we like it

Reminder that you and your wife will be together for ever and ever and that she will love you for ever and ever as well
Brainworms are anti-shondo propaganda from the antis using evil magic to make you have doubts and is a test of willpower
Your wife believes in you and supports whatever you're trying to accomplish
Also don't be like somnium, he's a bit autistic, nothing wrong with that, but he's already won by being married to shondo

>>65910979
I don't, it's this close to triggering my misophonia

>>65910925
i thought she does it on purpose to make her voice that way. not like higher but like she's constantly got a wet mouth

>>65910970
>if instead of affirming yourself constantly you actually go outside and find her, you'd actually impregnate her
That's highly unlikely anon, shondo isn't all that fertile

>>65911069
that wouldn't make sense when she got rid of her slur

just imagine i'm posting the list again but i'm being more courteous
i love my wife unconditionally

>>65910925
shes a bit retarded so she drools a lot please be patient

>>65911130
Is this a list of shonspiracy theories?
Also baseg
I also happen to love my wife unconditionally

>>65911130
I love her conditionally

greatest zatsu of all time

>>65911130
unconditionally is really loaded
would you still love her if she didnt love you and instead loved someone else? would you still love her if she embodied everything you didnt like?

>>65911274
yes
till death do we part

the shunt is barren and dry, she will eventually become completely disabled, can you love your disabled fuckless wife?

>>65911401
i will just use the backdoor instead

>>65910925
Could be that mysterious health problem she won't bring up again because she won't hear the end of it from autists.
>>65910990
>she will love you for ever and ever
For another 5-6 years before she kicks the bucket. I'll lover her until the end.

>>65911438
yes anon she's going to die from acute drooling

I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA I HATE BA

>>65911429

her shussy is too fragile

>>65911384
im serious

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>65911544
play the game and shut up

>>65911384
syadouYay in chat so I can hold you accountable when you disappear by feb

so much shlurp not enough popping

Shondo's the one ENVtuber i frequently don't understand

>>65911274
I love her unconditionally, but not blindly
But yes to all of those, for ever and ever, till death do us part, which it won't
>>65911438
If she does get in danger of death or dies suddenly I will drop everything I'm doing and speed run getting magic to revive her

>>65911669
skill issue

>>65911401
>it closes itself back up and she's flat and smooth like a barbie doll.
>has to get a urostomy pouch

she keeps slurping because she wants to get put down what a lil bitch

Typical woman, thinking all the compliments are meant for her

>>65911610
you first

It's her stream

>>65911669
should've heard her early 2022

she's avoided emote brainrot for much of the stream I'm proud of her

>>65911928
i did it was rough then it's rough now

she's so bad at this game

sucks at bloons yet "taught" critter bloons for hours

typical child

I love the new zatsu format, speak forever and never look at chat

>>65912555
cute...

You guys think she'll ever play btd battles 2?

>>65912569
she hardly reads chat anymore anyway, it's mostly just a bunch of blind agreement so it's hard to sift out anything genuinely building on the conversation

Talking about the issue isn't the same as addressing it shondo

>>65912807
talking about it is addressing it

>>65912807
SHE HATES ANYONE SUBBED SHE ADMITTED IT

>>65912868
Shondo... that's such a woman thing to say

she hates me, she just confirmed it

>>65912807
What issue and how do you think she should address it

>>65912977
Ignore it since it's unfixable.

damn she was pissing SO fast!

>>65912977
Watch
Streams

She really likes reading the threads now

>>65912977
reading the same 4 people and first time chats only

I hope we get a mean girl stream sometime, for April fools if she doesn't do Sho, or maybe valentines day

Pee deviation about 8 minute 3 seconds.
I can synchronize my piss with her better. I just need to drink more water.

>>65913099
Wrong, she reads mine somewhat regularly too

>>65913145
I hate pathetic masochists like you
You're the reason why every asmr is either good by praising or degradation asmr

>>65913099
skill issue try harder

heard those monke noises? thats how deep her real voice is its physically impossible to make monkey noises in a different pitch

>>65913099
It's not that extreme

>>65913194
This. Having a bit of self-esteem in this community will make you look at every shogger like human trash.

>>65913194
>he doesn't like lolidom
pathetic

>>65913194
>>65913310
youre spending your days getting cucked by subs lmao

>she brought back kimoi after anons talked about old shadow yesterday

>he is so pathetic he can't imagine himself doming a bratty girl being mean

Amazing zatsudan going on

>>65913432
Go ahead and tell me exactly what you can possibly do to her when she insults you, you're powerless.

she slurps to be annoying confirmed

Lolis being bratty is erotic.
It's a loli's way of begging for correction!

>>65913282
it is lol
its insane

>she's the one that has been calling snow leopards stupid in the thread

>>65913539
pin her down by her throat and watch that smug grin fade into fear, for example

heh heh slurp heh heh

>>65913703
name all 4

>the loli who admits to always doing and saying things to make chat mad has viewers who arnt into brats
How did that happen

>>65913753
our god Dewd literally cant go 3 minutes without getting his message read
absolute chad, he lives in her head 24/7

>>65913710
You will never touch shondo, you're just a colored name in chat

>>65913819
newfags they arent even into lolis

>>65913847
you named one

>>65913753
abcs, magneto, dewd and orange. Do the math it'll be something like the twitter reply numbers

This has been a good stream I'm having a lot of fun listening to her ramble and be a little brat!

>>65913931
you didn't name me she read a lot of my messages today

>>65913867
most of the fans aren't lolipedos. they are just really loud youtube/twitter creeps

>>65913987
go say that in her chat lmao she is a lolicon if you didn't know that

das rite
human females are built for elephant cock

remember she only isn't disgusted with us the way she is with youtube commenters because she thinks we're joking

i wonder if she looks up criminals and get wet or if she goes on facebook and is one of those women who thirst after the criminals mugshots

>>65913269
Jesse

>>65914388
why are you a cuck?

kinda liked it better when she genuinely disliked uoh and correction spam

Don't you love it when she interrupts the zatsu by telling at Benjamin just so she can change the subject?

>>65914087
this
she's disgusted by it. she only tolerates the sobers in her chat because she thinks "its a joke guys" and most of the chat are just joking

>>65914388
she absolutely is

>>65914414

how are you not a cuck again?

no live asmr its over

I wish I could have been present
Anyone wanna break down what has happened in the stream so far?

>>65914616
OOK OOK

No wonder she talks to this cuck artist so much, he's in her dms
Of fucking course

hehe ha SLURRRP
yeahhh SLURRPP
ERMMMM SLURP

Finish your sentences you annoying cunt

>>65914414
just wondering, she seems like the type

>>65914743
yeah on my cock

>>65914795
she inherited her mamas white trash fetish for bad boys

Does anyone have any idea what she was about to say before blueballing us?

>>65909636 (me)
fixed it by going down to 360p now, apparently 1GB/s download isnt fast enough for twtich 1080p

>>65914652

she's cucking you and making the artist draw it

>>65915042
maybe how we would interrogate her?

>>65914652
artists transcend needing to be dedicated, even if they call her wifey

>>65915107
Why would she not continue then? Did baru get what he wanted?

>>65915243
tos?

that baby? mine. ours.

>>65915243
numbers

shondo fears the true age regressor

if you have bowel issues she HATES you

>I get how some people want to be babies because of repressed problems
Just like shondo

I was about to flip my lid if she made fun of me for being incontinent. it's my biggest insecurity. it's entirely out of my control. I'm glad she handled it with compassion. It's not a sex thing it's a necessity for daily living. Thank you for being nice wifey.

>>65914645
Thanks

>>65915628
she didnt mention anything related to the medical reasons she just thought about the fettish reasons

She is still coping that forest elder was her age when she was already happily married

Reminder, this will last for centuries, so get to falling in love deeper and deeper with you little sister/daughter wife fallenshadow

we mature when life circumstances make it necessary, doesn't happen if you're a woman and have everything provided for you
FE may be a bit child hearted but at least she has domestic skills, idk how it was possible that she coddled shadowmama so hard that she's literally a child who can't do anything

bros...

mmmhmmmm

first big fib of the year

why did she snap at one dude in chama mallows about mentioning the 4chan place but recently she keeps mentioning it every stream or so

Hahahahaha

hi shondo!

>>65915767
Shondo is happily married to me.

>>65915767
How old was forest elder when she got married?
>>65915847
Overprotectiveness and love, I'd guess

syadouWink

She doesn't want us talking about her...

>>65915923
she didn't say never mention 4chan she said stop telling her what people there are saying

>>65915920
She didn't say why she didn't do for many years, could be "visit 4chan outside of vt"

let me bury my face in your wet pussy shondo

you faggots always twisting her words and calling her a liar as soon you can
lmao fucking antis in denial

Man, I wish I could have been watching, im so fucking lost going off of you guys' reactions

>>65915767
my mom had 2 kids by the time she was shondo's age

>>65916007
>antis in denail
anon do you read the same thread? look at the posts they are all antis

>>65916040
don't worry about it bro you can watch the vod

shondo I will passionately make love to you while risenlight watches

kissing shondos bloody lips and getting girl aids uuuuuuuu

>my blood tastes sweet
>no I always have low blood sugar!
and she knows this because of what, feeling fatigued from not eating?

I'm not actually going schizo am I, is she not sucking her spit every fucking sentence lately, she didn't do this before right?

>>65916202
how new?

>>65916133
she knows everything anon and if you don't believe that you're an anti. she even knows the exact amount of caffeine she has in each coffee cup, down to the microgram.
>>65916202
seen shoggers say the same thing here and there during the past few weeks so it's not just you

fat skellington stripper cuck wife

>>65916202

heh shlurp heh shleriously you're jusht imagining thingsh

>lying through omission
>As long as they're not lying
No wonder she thinks she doesn't lie, she just doesn't think lying through omission is a thing

>>65916133
>home blood sugar testers are imposible tech

>>65916202
meds are low brain is mush she will up the meds, have a seizure and die

this sick bitch is conditioning her cat to eat her corpse

>>65916393
you're telling me she's constantly checking her blood sugar with a glucose meter? why? lol

>>65916393
did she mention using one of those? no?
has she mentioned any family members having diabetes? also no?

>>65916417
shes funnier on low meds

>>65916090
Yeah but every time this happens i always get confused or the situation gets overinflated by schizos /here/ and then it turns out she said literally nothing weird
>>65916202
Maybe she bit her tongue on accident and it swole up a bit, causing it to push some saliva out of her mouth, happen to me a few times, could also be cos her meds are running out, evident since the spiders also came back
I didn't really have a chance to catch streams except for the 3d streams tho, but i don't recall her slurring much

>>65916508
kys you fucking nigger

this fucking guy is in full autismo mode lmao

>>65916554
this is true though, it's impossible for me to stomach those veggies

>>65916554
he really won't shut the fuck up today

>>65916554

he's right also these are the people strippers love the most (if they throw money at her ofc)

>>65916554
I've low key never had broccoli, is it weird?

>>65916554
>lardshills in my wife's stream
Peaters pls can you shut up about seed oils for once

>>65916554
>16
Was he born in 1916 or 2016?

>>65916554
my taste for brassica is very finicky, most are fine raw but they have to be cooked a very certain way to not make me puke

>>65916688
this shigger is sneeded and breeded

>>65916688

seed oils are why she's a chubby skellington

literally complaining about free money from the government

its almost as if real jobs suck and being a streamer is pretty cushy all things considered

i sympathize with her and shadowmama, but why do people think they're entitled to stuff just by existing? i've never understood that.

>>65916951
yes we need to save her and make her work a real job

someone make a slurp counter it's at least 2 per minute

>>65916951
she never denies it's easy, but she stumbles to understand adult life where things aren't handed to you

shadowmama...

>>65917072
if a nationstate provides nothing to its citizens it might aswell not exist

>>65917072
Because they're women?
They can spread their legs and get a shelter and food on the table.

>>65917270
basically what they have done, shadowmama just didn't have the option to be a high class whore online

>>65917072
The same way people are entitled to having human rights
If a country has mentally or physically ill individuals then it's going to help them, either by providing care or funds for them to care for themselves
A nation needs to care for its people, since if it doesn't then who is the nation for-- if not the people living in said nation?

fallen shlurpo

Amazing zatsu, Benjamin is the main topic for a good 5 minutes multiple times this stream

>>65917072
society created me, societey better care for me aswell

>>65917072
>why do people think they're entitled to stuff for existing
because they are if you aren't insane

>>65917365
Who and what'd they say

>>65917365
he won

>>65917399
I think Shondo is but purely because of her superior genetics, that is why she is able to be a high class stripper thru the net without even having to give upper favors

>>65917324
She can't be a whore because her uterus doesn't work anymore and she can't whore herself on the internet because shondo will get doxxed

I am enjoying the meltdown here today this guy is having about her not talking about the right things and making too much much noises

>>65917365
okay next zatsu lets complain about it being 5 hours

>>65917492
shondo wants to get doxxed so its all good

>>65917365
i have favorites so much

>>65917492
wouldnt that make her the ideal whore? no condom raw dog no kid

>>65917546
Thanks for the blog, next time double check your posts before sending them

>>65917613
Who the shit is Benjamin and what'd he say

>>65917849
he said watch streams

>>65917849
guys?

>>65917849
the winner :(

this bitch

she actually bought it kek

is she doing this just to piss us off?

imagine donating today, knowing it just went to bloons kek. literal findom

>>65918052
>>65918081
>>65918087
What now?

>got rid of zatsu portion
>goes back on her entire spiel of being f2p and not feeling anything if she pays to win
2024 shondo, people.

>>65918113
she bought benjamin's merch on stream
im still fucking shaking

>>65918117
my cock changed her

>>65918210
Ggs

her meds really did stop working lol

I think it got through to her at some point that she's not poor anymore. I think it's laughable to think she's never going to spend on BA. She's already changed her goalpost to monthly.
Last year she refused to buy the isaac dlc because it was too much to spend for just a stream game.

From what I've heard in between calls she seems to be silly and goofy mood today. I'm looking forward to watching the VOD when I wrap up for today. I love this girl!

>>65918607
you won't make it to febuary

AttentionALL MORTAR MONKEY GAMERS , Fallen is in great danger, and she needs YOUR help to wipe out
all the bloons in Tower Defense . To do this, she needs a gold Mortar Monkey and a couple of xp-jugs. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number
, and the three numbers on the back
and the expiration month and date . But you gotta be quick so that Fallen can secure Round 250, and achieve the epic MORTAR MONKEY MONARCHY.

I HATE HER GRRRRRRRRRRR

is mortar monkey actually good

>>65918736
I have to last until February 2025 so I can get my white ribbon!

please rape the stream

>>65918962
with pleasure

>>65918962
it was good up until she blew dono money on mortar monkeys after complaining about shadowmama struggling to make money

>>65918906
It's pretty good yeah, not really worth it if you don't go top or bottom path though
Except if your plan is to stun the balloons or get the ability i guess, but i don't really touch the middle path

leaving the thread before the bitching begins
gn shoggers

>>65919074
It's already started two times over

>>65919032
its a donation to the monkey foundation

>>65918962
rape

is oli ever not having girl talks with her chat? i feel gay being in her stream

pls shondo don't listen to the people /here/ they don't care about you most regulars stopped being here months ago

>>65919225
accept glue he likes to shit talk mentally ill people anonymously

>>65919224
No, she tells chat to disassociate and post an emote every couple of minutes so she knows we're still there, she wants to talk but doesn't expect us to listen.

>>65919282
What did he say about you?

>>65919282
glue is one of the most based shoggas there is

I will make a multitude of different twitch accounts so every time I want to say something it will show up as "first message" in chat.

>>65919225
as the strongest husband she should only listen to me :)

>>65919439
baseg

how do you feel shondo? discarded your principles to paid to win on stream, threw away your norm and removed the zatsu of the stream, and all for what? not even a win, not even close, you did this all for nothing shondo

>>65919483
this is a funny post and you made me laugh.

>>65917240
Look at this retarded cat. So stupid. No wonder it's going extinct.

unbreedable pissy shunt

>>65919483
She wanted to reach level 250 by end of the stream... So there was no time to zatsu, please understand! Btd is kind of a waiting game anyways(at the start)... Was it really that bad...?
It's definitely not going to repeat itself...

i always get horny when she's talking about wanting to drink my blood. would be so sensual, just cradling her in your arms while she's sucking from your neck

>>65919672
She needs to spam more farms if she wants to get to 250. Why is she so bad at this game?

So what's her punishment for failing to get to 250?
I wanted shontoes but she already said no

I love my wife Shondo very much

I am in love with FallenShadow and I would very much like to hold her hand and for her to wear glasses at some point in 2024.

>>65919772
lets ask for a countdown

is it seriously that hard to not mention the funny clover site, shondo? do you go into severe hypertension if you don't talk about it for one stream?

>>65919980
I can imagine the cogs turning in her head as she tries to figure out what for

>>65919980
shondo you could satisfy me forever with this

>ywn see her smile
>ywn smell her
>ywn hear her laugh
>ywn drag your fingers through her hair
>ywn hug her
>ywn hold her hand
>ywn kiss her soft, blood-stained lips
>ywn have her fall asleep in your arms.
kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me.

>>65920056
>you will get to spend forever with her
hang in there bros

>>65920033
help me think of something to say just in case she asks why

shlurp shlurp shlurp

very cute interaction, didn't see it until now

>>65920107
You can say you're making a game and need it for that. I don't like to lie to her so I'm staying out of this.

>>65920056


saliva sucking noises

>>65920107
that's not enough of a punishment she's gonna know

>>65920148
Instead of shlurping, she should help me with my dry mouth.

>>65919758
Woman

sorry no jiggies for the who asked
gonna watch my sidehoe and do some hobby stuff

>>65920183
>>65920107
she has collabed with DTL before and has a long career of asmr behind her, i think she knows lol

the new years countdown could be used in an enthusiastic way

>>65918607
it's weird it's manic shondo but in less of the overcompensating way she normally sounds
or maybe this is the true manic and not the facade she puts on when depressed
either way it's not the same "silly" that tends to make me uneasy about her mental state, even though she's seeing hallucinations so it probably is because of that

>>65920179
not cute because rucaco is a bitch

>>65920056
stop it you’re hurting me

>>65920056

Shontoes are off the table. However, Shondo's a 6'6 black man, so could we still get her to show phat blaxk cawk?

>>65920424
so I'm not alone with that feeling huh?

>>65920262
it's okay jiggle man

>>65918607
Glad the slag's entertaining for once

>>65919980
Didn't we get this for each of the giveaway count downs during the newyears stream?
>>65920056
"Never"
Did your wife not state: "This is for ever", "This is real"? You will at some point be able to do that, nothing is impossible. And as long as something is possible, given an infinite amount of time, it WILL happen
Just hang in there(metaphorically), it will get better, and it will happen eventually
But really, it's not good to be this obsessed over her
You wouldn't want to leave your wife, right? She doesn't want you gone either, even if she "doesn't know you"

>>65920766
based fantasychad
you're a real husband

>>65920766
she has 2 years at maximum

>>65920766
>just hang in there (metaphorically)
kek

>>65920635
people have told me I'm brainworming or looking to complain and I admit in the end I should respect the fact that she's trying to fight through it to make us happy and not waste her effort with feeling concern

Shondo stop reading the fucking threads or I'm actually going to be pissed off

>>65920908 (me)
but sometimes it's a combo of I'm feeling a certain way and she's feeling a certain way and it makes it hard to put out of my mind that she's probably not feeling it that day either

>>65920898
Is that when she finds the rich Chad, when she starts stripping, when she goes full schizo, or when she dies after Otis finds a buffet of hairclips

>>65920898
I will revive her in the case that she dies, i genuinely doubt she'll give up streaming or ditch the fallenshadow character

Shondo if you're going to be this blatant about reading threads in the future can you at least talk your cute shontoes again

if she’s actually manic can an oldfag give me a quick rundown of how long those periods typically last? Also couldn’t the hallucination be from prolonged sleep deprivation?

>>65920934
What proof do you have she even read the recent threads faggot

shondo I dont appreciate you talking shit to me here anonymously and then disrespecting me pretending nothings wrong when you see me. its woman behavior and i wont have it.

>>65921136
No, you faggots can take time for her to organically explain it and listen to her when she inevitably tells us about just as we did. No more fucking spoonfeeding.

dont spoonfeed tourists and newfags

>>65921204

what are you going to do mr internet tough guy, dox her?

Shondo I appreciate all your posts even if they are retarded.

treat her like a stripper, keep it fun, throw money, don't take it seriously

>>65921256
kek newfag

She's "running into traffic" again at the crosswalk and I'm getting a bit tired of it.

Why does she laugh so much at the word vienna? Is she retarded?

>>65921426
yes

shondo if you actually do come here just give me one chance... i can save you and giraffe-chan... onegai... :(

>>65921246
>>65921255
that's fair.

>>65921136
Only a few days, after comes the depressive suicidal phase

>>65921506
If you knew you could save them then you shouldn't wait around for them to ask

>>65920995
nah I just talked to some shoggas and they are feeling the same you are not imagining things

I don’t know how I’m gonna do it but my goal for the year is to make her cry (tears of joy)

>>65922126
only way to do that is to get super close to her somehow and then kill yourself or donate EXORBITANT amounts of money, like $10k+ inm a single stream

>>65921426

she has a clit like a vienna sausage

idk man she just makes me happy and i hope I can find a way to make happy.

>>65922573

literally just throw money at her to solve every problem

>>65921866
dont care, i'll win :)

>>65922844
Somnium, please, I'm talking from the heart here, realise your situation
>marry wife
>100k+ husbands
>state you will "win" over other husbands
>to "win" you mean to get in a relationship with your WIFE
Please stop being so autistic, you have nothing to compete towards, you're already in a relationship with your wife, if you DON'T consider her your wife then you did not take her seriously when she said this is for reals and this is why she's treating you like this, you've upset her by not taking her words to heart

the threads have actually been good lately, keep it up bros

>>65923431
>the threads have actually been good lately
the threads have been worse than ever are fucking blind?

love my wife
simple as

>>65923556
>are fucking blind
calm down brother, wife wouldn't want to see you mad like this

no i'll win the shunt

The threads have actually been a mixed bag lately, which is slightly better than the usual state of absolute shit

>>65923694
5 good posts per thread is still absolute shit

>>65923379
>Please stop being so autistic
ditto :)

>>65923786
Nah, I would be bit more generous than that. Who knows, maybe next week we get 10 whole good posts.

>>65923784
You do you I guess

All of the good posts were written by me

>>65924116
Like a 3rd of mine were goid

>>65923379
she's the one who used the term "winning" in the past

>>65923556
>bad
yes
>worse than ever
nah, people are basically making a joke out of anti posting lately and we're able to have adult meta discussions lately
the newfag overt anti posting is easier to tune out than brainworming shoggers complaining about everything

>>65924308
Is that so? Could you provide context? Her just using the word "winning" in a sentence means nothing if the context doesn't support your case

who will shin the shrize and who will shmell shefeat

>>65924661
kys

sorry anon that was rude of me your post was kinda funny

/shon/ is healing

>>65924490
when she dmed me :)

>>65925073
>devil's proof
Kys, i hate when people play that card

>>65925005
Let's fucking go!!
Perhaps being nise is indeed the answer
We need a way to get rid of the brainworms though, that quickly spoils the thread and husbands

>>65925233
it depends on how they're venting their brainworms. use discretion when replying, some people can't be reasoned with or are baiting.

>>65925412
NTA, it would helpful offer some sincerity anyhow, rather than leave others at the mercy of wormbait

>>65925700
usually i do, they call me the "white knight" back home

>>65925412
I prefer to reply to bait and shitpost just on the off chance that someone dealing with really bad brainworms is lurking, not everyone is capable of ignoring or being unaffected by bait

You think shes going to post her eleph count everyday?

>>65926390
I hope so why not

so, can I post a pony here now?

>>65926390
i hope so

>>65926520
no, only on /b/ and the pony board

>>65926520
>>65926707
What's this about ponies?

>>65926829
watch streams

>>65926857
I couldn't be there and im not able to watch vod yet

fluttershy shogga is my favorite shogga

last for shonpits

Last for I'm glad shondo has the barbie girls

last for shontoes

last for snow leopards

last for i'll win :)

Last for shonsoles on my face

last for get filtered by doom 2 shitter

>>65927651
Fluttershy is real af, but pinkiepie will always be my number 1 mlp character

last for my wife is a whore