/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65816188
pleasetell me this is an edit

>>65816215
https://x.com/shiranuiflare/status/1742115476287922222?s=20

>>65816233
IT'S FUCKING OVER....

Counterspell

>>65816188
owari da...

>>65816188
IWyS NOOOOOO

>>65816188
based and sex

>>65816188
Irys or flare are the next victim. Irystocrats be loud and complain on Twitter save your oshi from a possible graduation please.

>>65816233
>x.com

>>65816315
>>65816335
IRyS was the one who invited Mori, she invoked the curse

>>65816188
Watame is there so it can't be that bad

>>65816388
Oh no that's career suicide then, I hope Irys is strong enough to handle mori's curse, and If anyone graduates it better be flare or Mori.

>>65816188
Why would you play a game with Death if you didn't have to
Why would you add suffering to the world

>>65816335
She is just like rushia I want to see the yab

>>65816188
She still needs to win to activate the curse, right? Our oshi's are still safe, right??

>>65816188
You mrons still at it?

It's only fitting for Hope incarnate to break the curse.

>>65816426
Mori's already lost a Mario Party before.
Death doesn't die after being (temporarily) defeated.

>>65816188
nonono bros watame can't be leaving us, she's doing so well here... I don't know how this voodoo works, anything could be an omen for her...

>>65816188
Watamage counters all curses.

>>65816188
WATAMEEEEEEEE
WATAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T JOIN THE COLLAB
WATAMEEEEEEEEEEE
CALL OUT SICK, MAKE UP SOMETHING
WATAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65816188
You can only save 2, the 3rd will be sacrificed. Who do you offer to death?

>>65816616
No brainer, the menhara elf. She's almost out the door anyways.

My bet is on IRyS graduating due to a similar incident like Rushia's

>>65816616
Irys

>>65816616
Save JP, sacrifice EN. Simple as

>>65816188
Remember, the curse only applies -if Mori wins-. There's 1/4 chance of that.

>>65816616
dark elf

>>65816476
This is /vt/ after all, and hey, more content for Parrot I guess

>it isn't a coincidence
>whoever's "doomed to graduate" approaches Mori and asks her to play Mario Paety because they plan to graduate soon

>>65816188
Ok, bets. Who aside from Mori is graduating?

>>65816616
Flare so we can actually get IRyS streams that aren't garbage splatoon shit.

>>65816739
the one with deepfake holo voices is better

I knew IRyS was on her way out when the first song she sang in 2024 was That's why I gave up on music by Yorushika

>>65816188
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>65816188
>le Mario Party curse meme
Get better jokes.

>>65816651
Irys already had her rushia like yab with her rigger, but unlike Rushia Irys paid no mind to schizos /vt/ moved on because nobody cared and everyone moved on as they should've on the first place. But I remember this place being a shithole an entire week over her friending her rigger under her work account.

>>65817101
>>65816476
The curse has been proven otherwise right

>>65817050
Last time was a double kill, will Mori go for the triple this time?

>>65816188
I cannot state how deeply and thoroughly I despise Mori.

>>65816616
Flare can go

>>65816188
It should be fine. Mio said Watame had good luck this year

>>65817234
It's not her fault

>>65817308
Irys invoked the curse and already received a discord message in the middle of a karaoke

>>65817128
Irys likes to play the lonely girl card far too much to be true. That manipulative whore is going down

>Nice a kino Mario party stream
>Mori is in it
Fug

>>65817399
Nah, it’ll just be Mori losing again, plus you’ll remain a fag for yet another year.

>>65817050
Here's the fucked up thing, Mori 100% knows about the curse and chooses not to believe it despite the track record. She legit doesn't care whose career she destroys.

>>65817367
>>65817399
>Irys
why are you samefagging? Desperate to push something here?

>>65817444
She threw in her last MP collab to avoid graduating Kiara though

>>65817444
Or she's doing it for the memes. If so very based.

>>65816188
I have never watched Flare and people hardly mention her so I'm hoping it's her since Watame and IRyS are cute.

RIP elf girl.

>>65816426
>better be flare or Mori
IRyS has never done anything of worth for Hololive compared to Flare. Nobody will miss that cumrag.

>>65817507
so true, like she had the perfect opportunity to break the barrier with the boys with the OW collab and she threw it away just to please the incels

>>65817444
I did find it humorous when she said “the curse has been sated”, and Ina laughed at that.

>>65817507
Mori will lose, homo.

>>65817550
Why are you thinking about cocks, anon? Are you perhaps, a genuine faggot? You should maybe join that irrelevant faggot branch, maybe then you'll have a chance at collabing with your dearest whore.

>>65816335
Hopefully irys fuck that bitch.

>>65817592
Even better, CuckRyStocrat.

>>65817594
oh no sis, I'm on your side
idol culture will lose this time

>>65816188
The answer is simple, Mori needs to lose or the collab must be cancelled. I will impregnate her, then a horrible bout of morning sickness will leave her unable to do the collab. Then later on when she gives birth to our child raising the baby will wipe away her innate bloodlust for her coworkers souls and assure a Mariomori collab will never happen again.

>>65816188
welcome, 2024

>>65817507
I like watame and Irys tho.. if anyone graduates better be the bitches I don't like is not that deep just simple.

Anon warned you >>65669974
you ignored him
now we had:
- a 7.9 earthquake
- an insane airplane explosion
- putting flare and irys in massive danger

When will you apologize for spamming MUTED during her performance?

I thought this is just a shitpost thread, turned out there really are a bunch of salty homosis seething.

>>65817623
Primarily because then nothing happens, yeah, that would be better. Don’t push your fetish on me though, fag.

>>65816426
>handle mori's curse
the buttbuddies almost survived the curse by splitting it but it came back to finish them off. it's too strong for this world.

>>65816656
>>65817507
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>>65817623
>sperging this hard
can't imagine being like this

>>65817701
>Mori shows up
>I mute
I've been doing it for 3 years and I ain't stopping now lmao

>>65817715
May all homostars graduate this year, and their ‘fans’ go the way of a broken bridge.

>>65817668
I'm assuming this would be a baby with yours and hers respective best traits, and which is just as much of a dork as its mother?

>>65816188
The curse WILL be broken.

>>65817790
>unironic cuckbeat
lol. lmao even

>>65816188
This time it will be all 3 of the collab partners

>>65817790
That's right.

>>65817799
Imagine if it was Mori this year.

>>65817715
>Joke thread gets made
>First 10 or so posts are in on the joke
>Then the usual suspects come in and start genuinely seething about holo x, y or z
Tale of this board.

Didnt she play mario party with kiara on 2023?

>>65817128
Irys can’t coast forever. Whores always self implode.

>>65817883
>coast
Anon, she’s not Gura.

why is irys so fucking sexy?

>>65817919
he's samefagging btw

>watamage vs mori's curse
>good vs evil
this is the final battle for mori's soul...

>>65817873
Half the thread is one seething Brazilian.

>Seething homosister
Hahaha dance monkey dance

I know for a fact that it won't be IRyS
If being stuck with the worst model in Hololive for a year and a half while being literally abandoned by management didn't make her graduate, nothing will

>>65818006
When is that shithole getting glassed?

>>65817050
needs x marks on mario as well

>irys on graduating
>need to find a job after the graduation
>irys will never graduate

>>65818018
I still feel bad for her. Look how long it took for her to get an outfit then her 3D which should've been something she was supposed to have the moment they signed her into a contract as a v-singer then had her for like two years by herself. I know shitposters don't watch streams but Irys was getting treated like she didn't mattered by management, omega and to a degree yagoo as well.

>>65817050
Based Ollie, immortal zombie immune to the curse

>>65818038
Hopefully after they hand back any ancient artifacts so we dont have a repeat of those subhumans losing priceless artifacts to preventable museum fires.

>>65817877
Yes but Kiara won.

>>65818145
It's alright, now she has Promise to support her.

>>65817050
mori note israel

>>65816188
Even if she loses it will just give her more power, I'm not scared

I SEND MY SCOURGE
I SEND MY SWORD
THUS SAITH THE LORD

I had one of those one on one fan meetings at a convention with IRyS once and she threatened to suck my dick to death. I asked her if she meant her death, my dick's death, or my death and she just made a long slurping noise at me. After the convention I got back to my hotel room and saw someone had tried forcing their way into my room. I went to the front desk and they set me up with a new room. It took me a while to get to sleep but just as I was falling asleep I could hear a muffled Caesura of Despair coming from the balcony. Before I could react something crashed through the window and I ran out of the room, down to the parking garage, and drove all the way home without stopping. I still occasionally get restricted number phone calls, when I pick up all I can hear is mechanical keyboard clacking and what sounds like someone stirring macaroni with a battery powered toothbrush.

>>65817050
If Mori wins, she get to kill one person. But if Watamage wins, Mori dies. Deal?

it took five fucking months for Sana to manifest? boring.

>>65816273
Sorry but your spell is too weak to defeat death itself!
>>65816426
>better be flare or Mori.
The curse of death can not take the one who is the curse themself.

>>65817921
It's her voice combined with her airheaded bimbo personality. She sounds like a beautiful elegant fantasy princess but is actually kind of dumb.

>>65818154
You can cheat death once, you're luck to cheat it twice but the bell will toll all the same, it will be hard to cheat death a third even for an undead

>>65817744
Don't you have some cum to lick off your loosened whore already, cuck? Your next cope will be that she'll be better off staying an irrelevant indie after her termination notice arrive.

>>65817877
Kiara being in the collab nullifies the curse for obvious reasons.
I'd be surprised if it could work on anyone from Myth actually, she wouldn't kill her own even subconsciously.

>>65819066
nice wishful thinking, you should use a bit of that on imagining you don’t live in a shithole anymore.

>>65818154
She's depressed and considering graduation iirc.

>>65818631
>>65818853
>>65818602
>>65818466
>>65816615
>>65816576
>>65816500

>>65819449
Well what’s she waiting for?

>>65816188
Bye sheep

>>65819066
What did IRyS do to piss you off. Are you mad she didn't collab with your homo or are you ennaschizo? IRyS is a cute retard that's nothing but a sweet girl to everyone. Do something more productive with your time.

>>65818631
GOGOGO WATAME I BELIEVE IN YOU FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>65819066
Are you projecting or something? Still can't imagine how someone can sperg this hard at le anime girl

>>65819150
Don't worry, I'm not living in the USA, I'm quite comfy in my developed country with free healthcare.

Doesn't Mori have to win the game too for the curse to activate?

>>65819729
See? You can do it, after all. Now use that imagination for something productive instead of your fetish.

>fumble phone while opening the pic in gallery to get a zoom on IRyS
>This happens

>>65819729
Nothing is free, what you're getting in "free health care" you're losing in being taxed out the ass.

>>65820078
Saved

>>65820078
yab

Why are you so superstitious?
The curse isn't real.

Mori I know you're lurking here, throw the fucking game.

>>65820161
Posterity

>>65820237
You're too white for the thread.

>>65817050
1 year ago...

>>65820237
this board is full of asians, pls andastand

Maybe the curse can be avoided if they add a punishment game for the loser? Like, and I’m just spitballing here, last place has to smell the feet of every other member. Wouldn’t that be funny?

>>65820078
it's fucking over
rrats on why irys and watame are graduating?

>>65820358
Fuck off feet fag you're disgusting

>>65817101
It isn't a joke, Everytime a Mario party stream involving Mori happens someone end up graduating. Why is that? You know what all those stream had in common? Mori being there whether she hosted or invited into it and won or lost someone always paid the price. At this point Mori being included in a Mario party stream has become a right of passage towards a possible graduation. Every single time

>>65820078
its joever

You have to sacrifice 1000 SEAfriends to stave the curse

>>65820358
>smelling Mori's feet
graduating from Hololive to graduating from real life

>pako's most recent drawing that had any of these 4 holos on it
Yeah it's over

>>65820793
Didn't gura hinted that someone feet stunk the room hard enough to trigger her nostrils? I have to guess that had to be Mori who was wearing tight ass black nikeys in the middle of summer.

>>65820773
What’s their total population? I say just give them all to defer the curse, purely to be safe.

>>65816188
it's truly over...

Get fucked cuckbeats.

>>65817050
Lol

>>65816188

Mori is wining...

>>65821871
sleep tight luner

>>65816188
You just have to impregnate the loser and maybe she'll have a miscarriage instead.

>>65821997
I could've saved her...

Current status!
>Mori on 1st YABAI!
>Flare currently on the crosshairs as 4th place

>>65822122
Good remove that elf who hates elven weapons

>>65817877
Yeah, but she put Mario in the thumbnail so the curse hit Martinet instead.

Earthquake-sama, I plead with you to disrupt this collab.

>Mori winning
Its over.

>>65817050
>right (1)
>left (1)
>middle (1)
>left and right (2)
Logically speaking, the next one will be two in the middle. Irys and flarebros...

>Watame's father finds out that she is a vtuber
>abuses her and her fame for money
>she graduates to look after him
There, what's your theory?

>>65816188
The only one that matters is Watamelon.
Don't care about '250 rules about my character' or 'Niji tier degenerate'

>>65817050
>>65817171
>>65816188
The Mori Mario Party Curse only works with the following
>Mori Wins
>The last place person graduates or gets fired.
In the case of the homos, they were tied for last.

>>65822305

>>65817050
The reaper strikes again

>>65817050
Does anyone remember who won each of these games?

I can't bare to watch, the girls don't even know what's on the line and that Mori invited the three because she felt one of them had to go

>>65822771
It was flare who invited Irys who invited Mori.

Watamage wining

>>65816615
>Doubting the mage
Watamage has 7 digit iq, she is using the curse as a medium to cast a big spell wait and watch.

>>65822810
>Flare
Dammit, I should've known it was the dark elf

I'm legit sad that Flare will graduate

I don't trust the curse.

F𝗮iled the c𝗮ptch𝗮 𝟭𝟬 times!

Flare...

Watame wins. That means the curse wont take effect right?

>>65818631
>Watamage won
So Mori’s graduation when????

its fine she lost

>>65826227
lol
lmao

>>65826227
That is not how this works.

Who are other Mori's victims anyways?
Sana
1 Homo (idk the name)

>>65826348
>>65817050

I'll wait for 6months and if this curse isn't true, I'll kill everyone in this thread.

>>65826488
You have kys then Retard. If mori didn’t win, no one will graduate

So watame managed to survive the course, she's the only one to beat Mori. Based watame.

>>65819475
>>65820078
>>65820249
WATAMAGE I BELIEVE IN YOU! TAKE MY POWER \(>_<)/

>>65826673
Mori has lost multiple times in MP you newfag. This isn’t the first time the curse has been avoided.

>>65817873
You literally can't have fun on this board in the catalog because of these people. I don't know how it happened, but this is one of the few boards where the generals are the better threads.

>>65817735
it was gearing up for a double kill.
i can wait 1 year for a quadra

>>65827123
I don't watch Mori so I wouldn't know that cuckbeat. If I say watame is the first one then watame is the first one and there's absolutely nothing you can't do to change that.

>>65817715
I don't think I've ever participated in a board that is this fucking terrible at joking or bantering. It's mental.

>>65827493
That's what happens when every vtuber that gets more than a few hundred views seems to have a schizo willing to ban evade and buy passes to shitpost about anyone for 16 hours a day.

>>65818080
Charles martinet my oshi....

Watame won and had fun. That's all that matters.

Watame will be the one to choose who graduates

>>65816188
please be Flare, please be Flare...
Watame doesn't deserve this fate, and IRyS is the only good one left in Promise. Can Mori hex herself if she wins?

>>65828076
dude it's already over. watamage won.

>>65827389
Fubuki beat Mori on Watame's channel, retard
https://www.youtube.com/live/UAH_wGEUtAw

W-watame...

>AAAAAAAAAAAH I SHOULDNT HAVE CAST THOSE SPELLS- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>65828212
I don't watch her either, why would I watch someone I don't understand, I don't get it, are you okay man?

>>65828428
>>65828539
enjoy the rest of the year!

>>65816188
owari da

>>65817507
neither has Flare, to be honest.

>>65827389
>"I'm retarded and you can't fix me."
You sound like a woman.

>>65826673
IRyS beat Mori too since she's second, while furare is last.

literally playing a game with death

Fuck...

Flare will became even darker instead of graduating

>>65833050
God I hope so

>>65817050
You missed one.

>>65816188
Oh shit.
Don't you touch that sheep, Mori! Don't do it!

>>65816273
>5 people burned alive in jet crash

This thread is just a case study on how nobody in the catalog actually watches streams.

>>65833050

>>65816458
She needs to win, and the girl(s) in last place graduates. Sounds hard but it's already worked 3 times so

>>65816188
>Do not collab...
>Do not collab, or suffer my cuuuuurse

>>65816188
>Mori Mario Party curse
>Watamage
This collab should be illegal

>>65836756
NoelFlare's relationship died...

>>65818602
YOU WHO I CALLED BROTHER
HOW COULD YOU HAVE TO HATE ME SO?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

>>65816188
So long Watame.

>>65837217
I finlaly understand why Mussolinni invaded Ethiopia

>>65816819
IRyS will just go back into depression for having no close friends to hang out with.

>>65819148
Didn't Kiara have a yab but it didn't matter because no one unicorns kiara?

>>65817101
Get!

>>65822980
0.696969

>>65818080
>>65827729 Aug 2023
>>65836756 Jan 2023
You're goddamn right

>>65817668
The AI we need. Artificial Insemination

>>65818966
I can't enjoy IRyS to the fullest because dumb people triggers me

>>65820358
Last place had to get armpit choked

>>65846683
Get your face all up in there anon

>>65822427
slim. her real voice is much different he couldn't possibly recognize her

>>65837092
or even reads the thread.
anons, the collab ended hours ago. watame won. the show's over.

>>65837092
I mean, you don't need a case study to know water is wet

>>65846819

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>>65846981
He...hehe...
I got too excited

honestly, it's more fun reacting to anons that knows what's up here than watching the stream and interacting in chat.

Also, holy shit Flare's channel is in SEO hell

>>65847868
Prove it

>>65848546
I can't.
It's just really hard finding her latest stream amongst a sea of clip reccs without opening her channel page

>>65847868
South East Oceania?

>>65848643
Subscriber Engagement Overview

>>65842189
What the fuck are you talking about.
Not only does your reply have no correlation to the post you're replying to, it also just doesn't make sense.
Retard.

>>65816188
It's over

>>65836756
it's gearing up..
let it cook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark down my prediction, the one that's going to graduate next is 2024 itself

>>65816188
>thinking Watamage could just lose to some curse
I really don't understand how there's still retards who don't get how the curse works after all this time

>>65816188
it worked out fine