/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with cow: an acrostic poem

Streams on Christmas and New Years
Even when she's full of tears
Xtremely cute, xtremely cunny
When she streams my cock feels funny
In this thread I post my love
To Muyu 'cause there's none above
Hear her giggles and her moos, this
Cow chuuba that you should view
Of course for her I'll give my all, so
Will (You) join the cow cabal?

Happy New Year /pcg/

Muyu WILL rub her crotch on my face. This is not part of her fortune telling, but it IS destined.

>>65780883
Took your sweet fucking time

cownny

>>65780900

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>65780900
NOW (Literally right now)
Muu Muyu (LIVE | New Years Fortune Telling)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f08smEcp_eA
Tenma Maemi (LIVE | Hades)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

SOON
Runi Ruse (2h | Yomawari: Night Alone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZpgaHXp3QQ

LATER
Eimi Isami (5h | Spicy Noodle Challenge)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94qIGlPcgi0
Himemiya Rie (6h | Cyberpunk 2077)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsyiv4qgOOQ

BONUS
No Phase Friends Alive

Pippa love~!

Muyu...

man.... sometimes muyu lets personal shit slip out and I feel so bad for her

i can't stop thinking about her dad....

Muyu is talking about her dead dad isnt she

these segments always hit the feels

95% suffering LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>muyu's affirmations and encouragement is as much for her as it is for us
I will kill for this cow

>>65781066
He's not dead

>even if you have a terminal illness, you can make it as long as you have family support and happiness

>don't pee in bed. be happy
thanks muyu

>>65781048
This was probably my last Christmas with my mum. I have no idea how she's managing this, she's so strong.

The purple smoke is from when she is getting cooked

>>65781011
this is pretty good but why did you post it again?

I just want things to go better for Muyu, is that too much to ask?

>>65781066
He isn't dead He has stage 3 cancer

>>65781111
Yet

>>65781124
Stop posting here jelly

>>65780900
>>65780953
>>65780971
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

Will this poor girl's suffering ever stop?

Damn, why does this motivational speech hurt so much, Muyu?
Hang in there, Muyu. We're all gonna make it!

>don't get so depressed you pee yourself in bed, moo.

That was... weirdly specific.

Watching you guys be all empathetic makes me feel like a psychopath for not caring outside of how it affects streams

Going to the Philippines to marry Muyu and give her an American green card

>>65781127
>again
I just woke up?

>>65781122
disassociation as a purple cow is one hell of a drug. I guess being with her while she streams is the best thing we can do for her for a while

Kiss Muyu on her soft lips. How does it taste like?

>I think I'm getting brainrot from BGM
Eimisisters...

>>65781206
why do you want her to get shot?

>>65781219
Kirsche is the only vtuber based enough to shit talk Pippa in equal measure and get away with it

muyu goons to porn for 4 hours wishing she could draw smut and masturbate on stream again

>>65781271
Tastes... salty.
From her tears.

>>65781204
There's plenty of people like you, they just don't post about it. It's selfish but at least you're aware

>>65781201
Sounds like a bad personal experience

>>65781307

Am I missing something?

The stream began with some weird horoscope shit and it just sounds like Muyu is babbling and zoning out, now. Like I have no idea what she's talking about, it's very... weird.

>>65781252
>>65781319
Someone make it stop

Muyu really has the parasocial down huh

Fertilizing Dizzy's eggs

>>65781383
with my semen.

>>65781238
True but I speak from experience, it's really hard to do. She's genuinely really tough. All I'm doing is drinking and prepping my exit. I couldn't stream or entertain people like she's doing. I don't know anyone who could.

>>65781369
>dad dying
>brain hort

Muyu brother did nothing wrong

This post is to remind everyone that Lisa SCAMMED Pippa Pipkin out of LITERALLY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in 2023. This forced Pippa to move in with her abusive parents instead of moving closer to Sleepy and her impressive tits (which she should show on stream). Spread the truth.

>>65781369
either A she hasn't masturbated in a while
or B she's still trying to recover from the holiday depression
probably both desu

What
>bweh
is supposed to mean?

>>65781456
>hasn't masturbated in a while
is this how girls brain works

HOW did fishman manage to get the milka cowe as a vtuber?

>>65781464
bweh is cow burp

Would you rather have a child with your oshi (artificial insemination) but never have sex with them or have sex with them but never have a child?

>>65781355
Remember she straight face called us her brothers like 3 times last night. Did this while shitfaced so you know she meant it. IT WASNT A BIT.

>>65781501
Dizzy and wanting Tsunderia from the beginning.

>>65781424
>>dad dying
Is her dad dying a rrrrrat or is it actually true? I have no knowledge of her PL.

>>65781447
That compound interest is a killer, who would've guessed Pippa was Jewish?

>>65781464
Gastroesophageal reflux

>>65781271
Like Purple...

>>65781501
>cowe

>>65781534
Having a child would kill her so I'll take one for the team

I finally understand his vision, this isn't just about hiring sad girls for entertainment, this is an opportunity to right the wrongs

>>65781552
He got cancer and she posted about it on an alt.
Also the really fucked up stories of other family members.

Muyu, its okay to cry. Even the coolest guy in /pcg/(me), cries sometimes

>>65781501
I forgive the Fishman a lot for getting her and supporting her. He's genuinely done something good and that's truly rare in these times.

>>65781552
You don't want this knowledge, let it be rrat

>>65781571
cowe

>>65781609

they got something really special with muyu

>>65781537
The big brother tulpa living rent-free in Pippa's head? All me

>>65781501
By using Dizzy's tits as bait to capture her

WJ

>>65781539
this
tsun exploding was the perfect thing to happen to fishman, he was there to pick up almost all the pieces
Lisa crying about the corpo offer she rejected was probably fish not wanting her to come on as an invader

>>65781501
Tsunderia is the Phase Connect training program

>>65781490
from o-chan and kirsche's admissions to this exact thing...
yeah

>>65781534
the first one, I enjoy watching my oshi but I have no desire to date or marry her

well jonged!
Also just got a warning for posting a jong room last thread, apparently jong in /pcg/ is a bannable offense now

>she'll actually try to take care of herself
Thank fuck.

“We appreciate sponsors”

there’s more than 1 Muyu....

>decide to turny phone off and stop posting here and watching YouTube
>Just sit staring at the wall and sleeping for three days.
I hate time off, nothing to do, it's just an empty void. I wish I could work 7 days a week

Wait i got distracked by a family guy shorts, why is she talking about how her dad is dying

Donnathons? What's that?

Muyu will be doing a donothon to hopefully fund her escape from phase world

>>65781369
Muyu is trying her best to entertain people and put a smile on their faces. She puts the biggest amount of effort into her kayfabe, content, etc. out of gen3.
Meanwhile, her RM is coping hard.

>>65781768
Kill yourself retard.

>>65781780
start doing fan work, its what's kept me from being a lazy fuck who shitposts /here/ all day.

except this week, I needed a break from my break kek

>Donna-thons
She's so ESL bros
I love her

Is Muyu diabetic or something? Genuinely asking. I don't know how else to interpret this weird "Phase World" story.

>something I can do
Lmao at liakeks.

>>65781780
>decide to turny phone off
Keep staring at the wall

>>65781552
You're too weak to handle her backstory

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 36 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>65781464
https://litter.catbox.moe/gg565i.mp4

>>65781783
She really like using the phrase "1st time"

>>65781768
rrat: The janny here is a ringo and hates jongers and jiggers

>>65781780
Get into streaming.

hehe

>>65781835
Every time we sex she has to go to the hospital, sorry

HEY PIPPA YOU DUMB DIRTY RODENT!!! Happy new Year! You really accomplished a lot in 2023! You worked hard and should be proud, youve touched a lot of lives. Thanks for being so kind and having such a beautiful voice! YES THOSE ARE TRUE AND REAL FACTS!!! Pippa lub! Hopefully pipellow is not stuck in a box!

>>65781835
I remember hearing that she has issues with sunlight so she stays indoors most of the time.

>>65781464
It mean bweh

>>65781835
Are you sure you want to open this can of worms, anon? Ignorance is bliss.

>>65781537
Talents aren't allowed to drink on the clock. It was always a bit

>>65781768

>>65781888
Common Hime L

>>65781783
I'm really looking forward to hitman, it's going to be a lot of fun. That's nice art as well.

>>65781887
I'm considering it, people seem to like my voice

>>65781915
lol
lmao even

>>65781780

>>65781780
why deleted????????

>>65781888
Rei...

if she feels that's something she was disappointed with and they will listen to the criticism she has helped them.

>>65781989
you've been a bad boy

>>65781768
Good. Death to jongers

[Sad news] Phase Friend Tom Scott graduated

THAT WAS ME

SHE SAW THE PLAP DING

>>65781768
>jannies finally crack down on jong niggers
Took you long enough.

>>65782019
wasnt my post

>She saw the anon's maro
kek

>>65781991
>Rei

PLAP *DING* PLAP *DING* PLAP *DING* PLAP

>>65782034
FUCKING FINALLY

>the first maro was plap ding
>she found it funny
Congratulations, anon(s)!

>PLAP PLAP PLAP anon sent it for real
Based.

PLAP DING PLAP DING PLAP DING

PLAP DING PLAP DING PLAP DING PLAP DING

>starts dinging in rhythm
AAAHHHHHHHHHH

PLING PLING PLING

When do Phase girls normally put out schedules? Right now I can only find 8/22 schedules for the week
Lumi, Eimi, Iori, Lia, Muyu, Rie, Hina & Runie

>all these jokes about microwaving hamsters
>she'll probably never play maniac mansion to actually nuke one

baka

please someone post the catbox of it

>>65781768
>jong in /pcg/ is a bannable offense now
seems unlikely

Imagine being on your deathbed and this is what you hear from your daughters room... it's more grim than Chris chan tbqh

>muyu doesn't really understand that stuff, ehehe
DYRBI, anons?

>>65781768
>jong in /pcg/ is a bannable offense now
FUCKING FINALLY

>>65782155
When did jannies get so based?

>>65782126
Usually start of the week, meaning Sunday night, Monday morning, occasionally Tuesday if they got busy.

>>65782174
I'm going to adopt her.

it's already over bros
i miss her

>>65782163
>Your kid being a Vtuber
What a nightmare

>>65782212
Guess I'll be calling you father-in-law. Grats.

>>65780900
>>65780953
>>65780971
>>65781182

>>65782163
Yeah, Muyu is streaming from the hospital. Think about other patients who are forced to listen to this...

>>65782174

>>65781914
>>65781860
Honestly... you may be right. The glimpses I've seen here and there are bleak enough.

I'll choose to stay in the dark, Anon.

Remember: The best way to make a sad Phase Connect girl happy is to give them large sums of money.

>>65781860
>>65781914
I ain't a fucking pussy
What's going on with this cow

>>65782303
That makes them cry

22 TALENTS
0 STREAMS (except Tenma but she's on twitch)

>>65781768
one person getting warned for it once doesn't mean it's bannable, it's more likely to be a random warning than it is to be them deciding it's suddenly off topic

>>65782303
They are just like me fr fr

>>65782026
>Yakuless behavior
You probably don't know a tenpai from a tanyao.

>>65782155
See for yourself.
Sucks as I like playing with /pcg/, but can't do much if it's against the rules.
Oh well

>>65781593
>this is an opportunity to right the wrongs
Kinda? he definitely picks girls who fucked up/were fucked up by circumstances, but a bunch of others wee literally whos without drama (panko) while others (Airi) never even streamed before.

>Pippa tweeting

>>65782303
Fuck off Kevin

RATE THE GREAT ALCHEMICAL PURPLE SMOKE
RATE THE 4CHAN TELLING
RATE THE BLESSING
RATE THE ZATSU

If anyone ever hurts that sweet and good girl I'm going to end up a breaking news alert for what I'd do to them...

>don't encourage them muyu!
bweh

>>65782303
>make a sad Phase Connect girl happy
Why would I want to make them happy? They're hotter when they're sad!

[pippa news] there's no moral or scientific argument to be had against consensual love-making between siblings

>>65782369
I'm sad that it's over, but I'll be happy for her/10

>>65782335
You have to spoil the post, there's plenty of "off topic" shit talked about jong is not a problem except for like 2 newfags bitching about it

>>65782370
See you on the telly, anon.

>>65782369
Depressing zatsu/10
I hope things get better for her

Runie streams today!

>>65782034
I fucking despise that loathsome faggot.

>>65781914
>>65781860
>>65782274
Well I want to know. Some sour makes the sweet better.

>>65782403

deerpits

>>65780883
Is Rie available?

>>65782450
qrd? anons only talking about plap

>>65782403

>>65782369
I love this cow and I want all the good things in life to happen for her/10

>>65781768
>>65782335
About fucking time.

>>65782369

Honestly? That stream was sad. Cow didn't say explicitly but it sounds like her life is difficult, and she seems to be worried about the future and not being able to do a good job.

First Phase stream I've watched that left me feeling sad, but that might be me being schizo. Her other streams have been great.

I love the cow, but... fuck. Something about that stream felt bleak.

>>65782369
Big Muyu on the telly
No Leo, but 4chan telling is fake anyways
Good as always
Depressing and weirdly specific, God needs to give her a break for once

>>65782464
>Me when deerpits

>>65782318
She's the literal reason why "sadgirl" is a term in vtubing

>>65782487
Must be hard getting passed around by 16 other talents when the streams are off. No wonder Muyu's always tired.

>>65782551
This is the sadgirl company anon, this is why I'm here. I want to know.

Tomorrow there will finally be an official drawing of a runatic. What anime do you think she's going to rip the design from?

>>65782541
>sounds like her life is difficult
Her life is "pissed off a witch in a previous life" difficult.

>>65782131

>>65782431
I hope not, I really do.

>>65782592
they'll be one-piece shaped

>>65782592
Chopper.

>>65782549
Happy new year

>>65782551
I don't believe she's a sadgirl
Reason: if Lia or Pippa had Muyu's life, they would've killed themselves a while back

>>65782685
No, you!

>>65782592
You know Perona's ghost fruit ability? Like that

>>65782163
I would be happy knowing that my daughter was able to take care of herself by making good money and not doing it by being an actual whore.

chuubas for this feel?

>>65782715
>*gunshot*
Let the Trauma Olympics begin!

>>65782715
She's strong not sad.

>>65782757
ironmouse

>>65781860
>>65782318
god you faggots that talk around in circles like a discord clique are such giant faggots

>>65782746
>he doesn't know

>>65782757
>pregnancy
Muyu is out.

>>65782757
A chuuba who seems like they'd have a teen pregnancy? Hoshikawa Sara I guess

>>65782799
I wish all this stuff was archived somewhere :(

>>65782757
My mother birthed me when she was 16 but the tech to become a vtuber didn't exist back then.

>>65782779
they don't want to admit they don't actually know hahah fake fans haha

||i'm not telling because I don't know enough details to not spread rrats. her dad's terminal and she lives in a third world shithole||

>>65782864
>|| ||

>>65782864

>>65782864
this has to be a false flag, nobody could write a post this retarded

>>65782849
what a dumb bitch

>>65782864
>|| ||
go back to discord faggot

>>65782864
high quality bait

I feel like a real insensitive prick for saying this, but It feels like a large chunk of muyu's identity /here/ is just talking about her personal life.
I get being worried for her, but it'd probably be much better for her if you talked about her actual streams over doomposting stuff she keeps to the PL.
especially if she might be ego browsing

>>65782864 (me)
i'm fucking killing myself see you bros later

>>65782934
I'd prefer to keep that shit to /tsunX/
It's hard when her entire stream is basically her doomposting though.

>>65782946
Time to punch out king

Lumi's brother here. I got Tenma pregnant

>>65782990
Tenma is infertile.

>>65782934
anon, its in the subtext of every stream so its probably going to stick around for a while.

I’m so excited for Gen 3 donothons! I bet our girls will make triple what the Idol girls did

>>65782934
if it means garnering more saviourfags to donate, I don't mind people understanding what they're donating to/for.

>>65782946
thank fuck. go ahead and clock out

>>65783011
Why are you saying our as if you're one of us

>>65781768
based jannies total jonger death

I put my whole finger in my booty hole. It felt really nice. It was really tight, when i tried to pull it out, it felt like my inside are getting pulled outside of my body.

>>65782934
You're in the right anon. These people don't like vtubers, they enjoy gossiping about other's misery

>>65783014
the knowledge at least 1/4th of your donos will be stolen by an asshole little pinoy boy doesn't help desu

>>65783065

>>65783011
I think fish hit the brakes for donothons, when was the last PC one
also kill yourself

>>65781768
based jannies

Pippa should mail all her poo and pee to nyanners as a prank

>>65783065

>>65782977
>It's hard when her entire stream is basically her doomposting though.

Okay, so it's not all in my head? Never watched her PL before.

>>65782934
>He types as he posts a Pippa image

>>65783089
There is going to be a donothon this month

>>65782799
I said actual whore, not lewdposting online.

>>65783065
Now imagine something thicker Liker.

>>65780900
>>65780953
>>65780971
>>65781182

Are you saying i could nut inside Muyu all i want without any chance of getting her pregnant?

>>65782934
She's clearly been extremely depressed on stream so it makes sense to see it talked about in /pcg/.

>>65783089
Last one was Wemi's not even 2 full months ago

>>65783083
>>65783065

>>65781835
Don't know about her personal medical issues, but if you read earlier in this thread her dad IRL is battling stage 3 cancer.

She's lucky to have debuted with Gen 3 as she did, she at least has a strong support network with the other girls and Fishman.

>>65782977
Uh? Did you even watch the stream?

>>65783187
Same as any cow really

>>65783187
She's still got one retard

>>65783219
I think you're giving a freshly debuted generation of mentally ill women and a CEO responsible for 30 other people way, way too much credit as a 'support network' here

>>65783218
Your mistake expecting browns to watch streams kek

>>65783180
Late little lemon.

>>65781204
I used to feel all guilty about it until I realized it correlated very closely to my mood and especially how much I’d eaten. So now, whenever I don’t give a shit, I just tell myself it’s not my fault and just tune it out. Usually by taking a break from the internet and getting something to eat.
That would just be cope, were it not for the fact that doing this instead of thinking about how few shits I give makes me give more of a shit when things like this do come up.
Idk if the unsolicited advice was needed, but there you go, if it helps.

>>65783171
I could barely fit my half of my middle finger inside! My pinky is just fine

>>65783246
kek

>>65782977
The fact she's managing to work, do preparation and most of all try to cheer other people up is the opposite of doomposting. I'm barely functional and I can tell you the strength she has and the terrible toll this must be taking on her must be huge. If there was ever a chubba who deserves respect it's her. She's burning her soul for her dad and it's effecting her health. Ironmouse gets a lot of credit and attention but muyu is literally sacrificing herself for someone else. That's literally messianic level shit.

I am going to rape this cute little pink rabbit and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>65781204
I think you just don't have a reference as to how it would feel

>>65783363
the prospect of a long, painful drawn out battle is the worst part of all this

>>65782034
nice less clickbait in the world

>>65782337
>literal whos without drama (panko)
Don't discount the lifelong drama of Seething Femanon.
Panko was 100% seething femanon, until she won the Phase lottery.

>>65783363
>literally messianic
This giving off some Henry vibes

>>65783316
Slowly widen the Liker hole

>>65780883
>>65781783
>>65781866
OUR KIDS WILL BE SMART AND BEAUTIFUL

>>65783364
Hi kirsche

>>65783501
rrat: Panko is terminally /here/ and pretends to not understand English to get away with her racist crimes

>>65783562
agree
but please put the correct dictator under the surface next time

>>65783545
>hina
>smart

>>65783065
>>65783171
>>65783316
>>65783522
Somebody wanted more Likers in the main thread.
Somebody got more Likers in the main thread.

>>65783501
Did she even have to apologize for Nigger Jerma Stew? Like nothing really happened after that, which is weird

>>65783676
why would she need to apologize for a genuine mistake?

>>65783644
actually above average in pc

>>65783562
the fact that the iceberg looks like a tiny dunce hat just add to the whole mess, what a godly pic

>>65783521
No it's catholic you fucking degenerates have fallen so low you think real virtue is something weird. Self sacrifice is the core tenet and I pray to god no one else here in understands how hard what she's doing is... I'm a grown man and I couldn't do it. The fact a woman is doing it and with the situation with the rest of her family.... She's not just doing it alone but with the people who should be supporting her are leeching and dragging her down l...

Whatever happend to Henry anyway?

>>65783562
i already like panko you don't have to sell me on her

>>65783562
It was so easy man

>>65783693
It's working >>65783562
She will keep getting away with it, and there's nothing the fish can do

I'm only spoonfeeding to the newniggers this time because it's New Year's
>Father was arrested once, so he was away for a while
>Grandma dies
>Uncle dies shortly after
>Muyu had a strained relationship with her mother until they finally fix it and get together
>Right at that moment, she's hit with covid
>Muyu hospitalized as covid brought on a pneumonia where she needed to be put on oxygen and meds or she would've died
>Her mom is unfortunately infected and dies
>Moves out to live by herself
>Typhoon comes in and completely destroys her place because Philippines moment
>Has to live in a shelter for a while
>Moves back at home, she's monitored 24/7 by CCTV
>Has useless retarded NEET brothers who leech off her income
>Grandfather dies
>Scumbag extended family is leeching off her dead family members
>Has tummy hort, doctors say it's a kidney stone. In reality it was a 9 pound ovarian cyst the size of a baseball and had to get an ovary removed because Philippines moment
>Father collapses, is driven to the hospital, when she finally thinks he's okay, father is diagnosed with stage 3 cancer
>Despite all of this she continues streaming and wants to be a good oshi for her fans
The MGS4 Microwave Hall scene of vtubers

>>65783767
Even stronger Henry vibes lol

He disappeared, current rrat is that he finally killed himself

>>65783562
I know, that's why she's my oshi

Basically Muyu is a really hard working little girl who makes me hard and I'm very happy to see Fishman and Dizzy finally pulling her into Phase. I hope she can get all the happiness and success in the world. Her commitment to kayfabe is pretty nice too.
I wanted to give someone a (You) but I got busy and lost him, muh bad

>>65783676
https://www.youtube.com/live/NyIRRhW7jEs?si=melNxXzcCmeZMAV6&t=6026
it's still there unedited

Holy fuck Wemi's letter destroyed me

I reinstalled MHW, and hunted one monster and then kind of got bored because I already have everything after 2k hours...

>>65782034
>After ten years, it's time to stop making videos.
>He's just gonna take a break
Kek

>>65783864
I see why anons didn't want to post this now, and I'm glad I didn't ask

>>65783862
He's probably still out there. Watching. Waiting.

>>65783941
it's still funny to me that stew is the word that made her worry about her pronunciation

Sleepy Eppy is on grinding some Tarkov

https://www.twitch.tv/sle8r22snepy_project

>>65784092
Commiserating.

>>65784034
i reinstalled it yesterday, it felt amazing honestly after playing GU, but i have nothing to do...

>>65783864
Wait a minute, this isn't sadness, this is despair

Rrat: Ember isn't fat

>>65784127
i love her

>>65784092
hes dead or his father literally banned him from the internet

>>65784191
That's not a rrat, it's the truth

>>65783864
anons please lend an akasupa on your way out as a means of respect.
And try not to dwell on it too much and rembr happy day.
Sadgirl rehabilitation company will take care of her

Who is the person that scammed Pippa?

>>65783862
Honestly after this time the only person bringing up that cunt is himself mate. All I'm saying is that a woman is displaying male morality 99.999% of men couldn't do and I've literally never met a woman capable of true self sacrifice. Literally every other woman would be ticktocking her shit for likes... Almost every woman is a stone sociopaths that makes Patrick Bateman look well adjusted.... Yet even during what she's doing she literally forwaned people not to donate if they can't afford it....then said she'll never do a donathon because she's not some manipulative whore....

Anon...in real life meeting a woman who even begins to understand morality and honour is a bigger task than any of us getting laid. To see one who truly embodies it is beyond a miracles. She's a literal saint amongst monsters. In Your entire life you'll literally never even hear of a woman capable of that.

>>65783864
That is wild intense, thank you for the QRD anon. I'm a functional enough person to understand that there is truthfully little I could do about any of this but knowing what she's up against deserves respect.

>watch Panko VOD
>expecting a smug racist gremlin because of Pankopostets
>she's actually a sweet retard

Why didn't you tell me?

Actually real rrat: we are on our 4th pippa voice actor

>>65784034
play GU

>>65784180
switching between the two will make you appreciate what each game has the other do not.

both are reasons I don't play new world games @1k playtime each

>>65784373
the /pol/ Connect fanbase really doesn't do the company justice

>>65784373
she's a sweet, racist, jong hating, chopstick user hating, wife material retarded sweetheart

>>65784338
Sam Hyde

>>65784373
Once you've got your first panda kiss, there's no going back

>>65783864
Just more evidence that Fishman is a massive saviorfag with the mission rehabilitate all the suicidal menheras into idols

>>65783864
Alright, well I regret reading all of that and I'd feel fucking horrible right now about it but Muyu told me to stay happy even outside of streams, so I'm going to try and do that even if this feels like a REALLY fucked up trial in achieving that

>>65784034
I really really want to enjoy MH but every time I try to boot up any game it just doesn't click with me. Maybe I just need to spend a fuckton of time trying out every weapon.

>>65784379
We are literally on our second Lumi. The original got slowly phased out and replaced around the time of her model change. Try and compare them before and after

>>65784373
we did

>>65781011
This is real, happened to my buddy Jim

>Pippa liked this
https://twitter.com/FakeToothache/status/1741857963093213522
PIPPA CONFIRMED GURA POSTER

>>65783864

>>65784487
smol rrrat: he actually didnt know

>>65784544
That animation is really cute
Also Gura will always be queen of /vt/, even if she's in semi-retirement

>>65784601
>semi

>>65784494
the learning curve is real, what doesn't click exactly?

Love you Pippa, hope you're enjoying your day off. My sleep schedule is fucked beyond belief.

>>65784373
I mean, she is racist for sure but yeah you get it

Can natsumi stop playing kusoges

>>65784544
Pippa being a chumbud isn't exactly news

>>65784544
how new are you that you missed pippa's holobrony arc?
she's a massive fan of gura and hololive come on newfag

>>65784622
she will come back when she can send her kids to kindergarten.

>>65784597
I feel like he only knew surface level stuff, but I guess he found himself a very sad girl.

>They don't know Pippa liveposts about Gura here when she streams

>>65784792
Of course they dont, not everyone has seen an eclipse anon.

>>65784792
>gura
>streams

>3 minutes
>no posts
Phase is dead....

>>65784792
Gura streams?

>>65784645
I don't know, I guess it feels kinda slow. I probably just need to grind it a bit to get used to everything.

>>65785121
Runie will save us in 30 minutes

>>65784373
shes like 90% cute and 10% casual honest racism thats genuinely refreshing because english speaking women all have turbo cancel culture tapdance brainrot while panko just doesn't, but really shes just super wholesome

>>65784352
I agree but she didn’t say she wouldn’t so donothons. She said she would make sure the goals are actually attainable and that she’d work on the goals even before the donothon happens.

>>65785121
Sorry. Ive consumed enough vodka to kill a non-white. Slows me down.

>>65785144
the beginning of most Monhun games are always slow. Pacing for new players is important with games like this. Give it until you reach High Rank and you'll start to get it.

Will tileman show up to Pippa's first 2hu stream?

>>65785199
she should be permanently gagged

>Listening to muyu's world intro after reading her PL

>>65785291
welcome..

>>65785199
God runie has the best model of gen3.

>>65784653
Welcome to the club.

>>65785291
Yeah it hurts...also I'm genuinely impressed by her.

>>65784352
>>65783363
I don't mean to be a doomer anon but its clear based on PL and stuff she's given up and accepted his fate. She's trying to keep up a happy public front and further her career but the cracks are clear to anyone.

>>65785373
>he likes pink
u gay nigga

Holy shit it's so fucking refreshing to watch a vtuber who actually WATCHES anime and READS manga for once. So tired of chuubas adopting the JP/Otaku culture for their entire image and persona and then following up with "Mmmm I don't actually watch anime. tehe" Like what the actual fuck. EVIL WOMAN WILL SAVE THIS MEDIUM

>>65785242
Yeah that's what I mean. She said she doesn't just want to beg and scam us because she has a vagina. Again the odds of ever meeting a woman who wouldn't do that is beyond astronomical hell even a man. I couldn't do that...

>>65785502
PINK WOMEN LOVE~!

>>65785469
Best thing mini moos can do is be a good chat to bounce off of and saviorfags to dump their wallet.
But genuinely Muyu love.

>>65784494
>>65785144
I didn't get it until I figured out it was actually simple.
Fill your hand with triplets (3 same tile) or sequences (numbered tiles of the same suite like 3-4-5) of 3 plus one pair (anything).
Dont "chi" "pon" or "kan", just click richii and ron/tsumo.
The problem is learning the yakus (hands win) and avoiding furiten (you discarded a tile you could win with).
The easiest way to yaku is just do the above and "richii" which is always a yaku.
The next easiest is 3 of a dragon tile (the blank tile, the tile with a big red character or tile with a big green character)

Some other easy yaku:
Then there is a yaku that uses only numbered tiles except 1s and 9s.
All triplets (ie everything you have is 3 of the same thing)
You have 3 of a wind tile (the east/west/north/south) that is your position or marked in the center.

After that its just about remembering more yaku and just figuring out how to make one in your hand.

>>65785274
Is this a joke?

>>65785551

>>65785525

>>65783864
Fuck... Anon was right, I was better off not knowing.

I'm sorry, Muyu. I really am.

>>65785574
They're talking about Monster Hunter, retard

>>65785592
obligatory "every post I don't like is reddit" retardation. Here's your (you)

>>65785574

>>65785576
Don't mind that anon, he's buck broken

>>65785469
Not much you can do, but to accept it honestly. Cancer fucking sucks, man; It can hit anyone regardless of who they are.

>>65785592
pipnig...

>>65785525
I gosling'd super hard when I realized I won't be able to have multi hour conversations with her about anime and seasonal shit.

>>65785586

>>65785623
how is he wrong

https://www.youtube.com/live/YIwDeHGgc7c

Phase friend Proctor Zakharov is streaming, wrapping up 2023 and talking about going after phase Antis

Hina is going to try Hitman after her setup struggled with Fortnite...

>>65785659
anon what the hell are you on about. I'm saying this low quality posts exists. There's no sway about right or wrong here. ??

>>65784338
Lisa, obviously.

>>65785698
Kill yourself.

>>65785469
She's not though... Most women would be exploring that beyond what you could even imagine. I mean anon would you as a man ever even consider what you said? She's doing the opposite of that...it's not that you'll never meet a woman capable of that it's that you'll never even hear one capable of it.

>>65785625
Jong brain hurt, marker sniff brain feel good

>>65785698
>britbong
>kiwinigger
I didn't know it could get any worse...

>>65785747
>>65784338
The cat

>>65785592
the irony

>>65780900
>>65780953 I've been replaced...
>>65780971
>>65781182
>>65782252
>>65783180

this fox is always having fun, how does she do it?

>>65785765
It does, his oshi is Kirsche

>>65785502
pink haired vtubers give me a boner
much to my dismay

>>65785698
>TVAfag
Grim.

>>65785757
why did you make the soundpost out of a thumbnail?

>>65785796
Niggas always waiting for a slip up.

>>65781768
has god finally answered my prayers...

I will not concern post

>>65785836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek