/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>he doesn't know

>>65767373
i wonder how much coffee he had to sell for Filian to shill Phase that much
there's a big phase /lig/ger collab next wednesday too

>>65767934
filian's kinda stupid so i imagine the negotiations were childs play

>>65767988
he'd have to outjew Asmongold and Mizkif who own Mythic

>What the fuck is his plan?
To shill his shilling org more ofcourse

>>65767373
>Gen 3 was all solid picks but still no JP girls?
They've hinted at new chuubas in Christmas merch like they hinted at Gen 3 in Halloween merch, people think these three in the back will be JP.

>in savings than what sakana said he started out
The man is a millionaire. It's likely that he had to invest a few times more that amount to keep the company afloat and growing.

>>65767373
Anon, what do you expect from a fish? Retard.

>>65767373
>two JPs
iori...

his plan is to take "I can fix her" and monetize it. you don't hire this many mentally women by accident.

>>65769841
the new ones dont seem menhera

>>65767373
>His plan
You think there's a plan? Like, a plan beyond "Hey I like vtubers, let's start a company and see how it goes!"
Also is Tenma not JP?

>>65769941
Dude...the cow girl...you have no fuckin' clue.

>>65767373
Interesting. That's sounds like a Taoism thing for me.
上善如水 'The best is like water' or simply 'be water'
If so, basicaly 'don't have a rigid plan' is his plan and seems it's works.

>literally Chinese and won't hire a Chinese slave girl
I often hear that the Chinese living outside China and the Chinese living inside China are not on the same page.
I don't know the real story though.

>>65769941
I know they have at least two sad girls but they look happy now. One is even singing regularly, something I she never did previously.

>>65769841
>You don't hire this many mental women by accident.
I have some bad news for you fren.

>>65770447
This is dumb
>>65769420
He said he started with 50k
Which now even thinking about it I have even more considering it's Canada bux.

>>65770447
insane nationalists that think it's the greatest place on earth versus people who would dare leave a perfect country with no problems whatsoever and the escalators don't eat people. weird to imagine they could be different.
>literally Chinese and won't hire a Chinese slave girl
the fish is smart because he grew up in the mainland. he knows just how insane the people living there are. he's got a lot of asians in his company but knows doing deals with china is a really bad idea. he's dumb about a few things and makes decisions on his whims but this is one thing he should know very well.

>>65767373
His plan is to sell coffee.
Everything else is just a means to an end.

>>65771057
Shinna grew up in China land until she was like 12

>>65771057
YAGOO and Riku should've known about this issue.
YAGOO learned hard way, Riku probably hasn't learned anything.

>>65767373
?

>>65767373
Do you need a plan if winging it works?

>>65767373
>What the fuck is his plan?
coffee

>>65777578
And this is the kind of plan, I can get behind.

>>65778725
I'm not buying this garbage unless Pippa herself chewed the grounds and spat them.

>>65778853
Best I can do is pippiss

>>65767891
I’m not like, into many vtubers sexually, generally. But I want to pin down this midget and empty my baby batter into her goofy cunt until excess goop floods into her fallopian tubes and fertilizes every single one of her eggs at once.

>>65767373
>completely isolated
anon, the only members saving this "corpo" from being a complete normie trash is the jp branch, hopefully they will continue being in complete isolation.

>>65768137
More like out Zhu

>>65778923
It better come with some nice color fishman. I'm connoisseur and drink only the best. I know my stuff and I can spot a shoddy product. Premium stuff ONLY.

>>65779581
Is this the girl who drank her own piss?

>>65779674
She poured a yellow liquid into a cup that progressively got paler and paler. She then took a sip off camera after her manager personally told her to cut the stream. Her parents also saw the stream and thought it was hilarious. Make that what you will.

>>65768939
Still no tan girl. Won’t watch. /choc/ bros will never win.

>>65768939
Tenma

Rape

>>65783554

>>65784578
What the fuck is that anatomy??? She got an extra chromosome like the one that gives Pippa monkey feet?

>>65771057
>but knows doing deals with china is a really bad idea

Fishman will work with anyone if there's enough money involved. Pic related.

>>65768939
Art style seems familiar

>>65786698
Except it wasn't monetized properly. Jong hate is pretty much cultural hate here, the game itself is pretty good and in the super long run. Jong is a better game than arts and crafts or bingo, you are nearly there anons.

>>65787658
Mahjong Soul is a gacha owned by one of China's largest game companies. And Sakana did an official collab with them to advertise it. Clearly he doesn't distrust China that much. Especially since he's apparently addicted to the game too.

>>65767373
haven't they overtaken niji as the 2nd biggest en corpo?

>>65784578
gid that whitest kids skit was great

>>65784864
That's a middle finger.

>>65788068
Anon, Riot is owned by Tencent and everyone would love a piece of that action.

>>65778853
>unless Pippa chewed the grounds
With what teeth?

>>65767734
Post the coffee shop one

>>65780003
I'd love to see Sena bonbon hired by phase connect, it would be fun to see how pippa is treated like an actual mother

>>65780003
>>65779674
What vtuber was that?

>>65794740
yuko yurei from idol

>>65795055
Like Rye?

>>65767373

>>65767373
JP isnt important. Tenma is a literal japanese vtuber who speaks only English because she understands you cant compete in JP, shes even talked about how its pointless to try.

Michiru is the only actual JP vtuber of phase who has a slight chance but thats because phase fans have brand loyalty and will show up her streams and just go DA MICHI!

>>65797724
what stops them from doing the same for Nasa?
it seems only da michi gets the EOPs

>>65797835
Nasa streams are just rare is the problem. My guess is that Nasa and Michiru are university/college age so they don't have much free time.
>but tenma
Tenma has this insane sleep schedule based entirely around maximizing time and rest. Still works a job but she is just more skilled than the younger girls at managing time.

Content creation is a full time job, i think the money is there but the JP girls if they can learn some more english but they are going to lose their social lives.

>>65767373
He is a discord groomer, literally
He either fails to sell merch properly or play LoL/Mahjong with some of the girls, the company he fully managed by the lead talent mamager and all fishman has to keep doing is signing paychecks in time.

>>65801471
Your jealousy is showing, if its so hard, why haven't you done it, patheticanon?

>>65797835
nasa has other jobs she works at last I heard. she has left and come back multiple times due to this

>>65793400
She lost like 2 or 3 not all of them...yet. She could put on fake wooden teeth for all I care. I just need the grounds to have been in her mouth. Fishman. I. Will. Pay. Oil Baron. Money. For. This.

>>65798090
Tenma doesn’t have a life

>>65771900
same with fishman. there's nothing inherently wrong about chinese people about chinese culture.
the problem is modern china is a cartoonish dystopian place with lunatic consumers and shifty businessmen where wanting change for better or worse is condemned.
the nail that sticks out from the wall gets hammered down. the only sensible solution for a rational human being is to leave the nightmare.

Pipipipipi

Bots
/#/ uncovered it out and the phasefags are throwing a bitchfit by botting hololive, nijisanji and vshojo in return
Because that is what you do when you get called out... you act exactly like what they called you out for to prove their point

>>65813527
meds

>>65767373
>>65771900
why did you misspell her name twice?