/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I hate my life so much!!

Sexual implications of this snail?

>>65775500
SNIFFFFFFF

This is 20XX!

I simply think Gura

Stinky

>>65775528
snailura erotic

>>65775686
Has Gura ever stated what her favorite ham borgar is? I feel like she’s said she likes cheese borgars with ketchup from mickey D’s, but I could be wrong.

my wife

Gura is like Peter Parker from Spider-Man 2

>>65775512
No you don't! You have a great time cooking! And people want to eat your food.!

>Goomba oh cute she's like a little GHOST girl
What did Bae mean by this?

>>65775512
hating your life is all fine and dandy, as long as you love yourself

>>65776293

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

cyb0rseggz soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfU3qcGc-3c
IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS.
>IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS.
IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS.
>IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS.
IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS.
>IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. IT HURTS.

>>65775906

>>65776290
The crazy thing about this bait is one can confirm if it's real because nobody watches Bae.

>>65776833

>>65776290
doo your taask

I'll always believe in my shark!
I'm dumb, she's dumb. We're made for each other anyway.

>>65776013
Gawr Gura No More!

>>65776013
except she doesn't actually come back stronger

Happy New Year to everyone except Gura

Come home, chumbie

Sex with a fembud.

>>65777370
Already have

Child

Gura was pretty sexy in that Cloe outfit.

>>65775485
Can a chumbie bake the chumbud central thread

>>65777798
it's baking

>>65777798
This, but a fembud.

>>65776861
kek true, if only she is not a filthy homocollaber whore

>>65777798
I think I did it wrong

>>65778263
u put the subject on ur name field instead of on the subject field dumbud. u better rename it to dumbud central huhaha

>>65778263
oops

>>65778263
Look at this dumdum

Please buy a month of membership to Gura's channel. Show support in times of doubt. She will return

Kiss Gura?

It's new year day, chumbies. Doing anything?
Do people normally do anything on the actual day? I don't really know.

>>65778882
Yeah, me.

>>65778889
I'm still playing wc3 customs.

>>65776290
She said goth, you know this.

>>65778889
catching up on anime

>>65778889
I'm going to cook some korean fire noodles later and relax.

>>65777370
I've seen the dox, no thanks

>>65779214
Goth Gura a cute.

c word

>>65781352
ye...

>>65776861
She said it and it was in reference to Chloe's baggy outfit on her making her look like a ghost

Come home, chumbie

Who even won the wabisabi tiktok thing

>>65782279
they probably haven't selected a winner yet if there's no new announcement thing

I have no inclination to watch the countdown thing even knowing that gura is in it. I dont count it as an appearance it was probably recorded 9 months ago anyway.

>>65782426
That's fine but it's pretty pathetic you'll sit here and bitch about Gura but not engage with whatever she does put out. Choose a path.

cumming to the public
piss and feet
gura ain't a shark anymore

cumming to the public
piss and feet
gura ain't a shark anymore

cumming to the public
piss and feet
gura ain't a shark anymore

cumming to the public
piss and feet
gura ain't a shark anymore

y-y-yeah!

She has 6 more hours to wish us a happy new year

>>65782671
364 days, it's all a new year

>>65783158
why did she lie?

>>65778882
I want to.

>>65783210
She didn't though, you will always have her in your heart. For many "chumbuds" she's in their walls.

>>65783210
I am stuck with her.
And she's stuck with me.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>65783210
She's a woman

I'm not wtuck with her, shes stuck with ME.

She has some people so brainwashed.

>>65783872
Yeah, me.

I'm stuck with her but she's free from me

>>65775485
>wake up
>she still isnt coming back
>didnt die in my sleep
fuck this gay earth

I found ssd drivers for raid mode and installed windows but I can't switch off raid mode without it bluescreening. I guess this is good enough unless someone tells me raid mode is going to fuck everything up forever.

How many times has Gura streamed in her new outfit.

>>65785649
twice

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>65785649
if I'm counting the convention I think three times
the reveal, the anniversary relay, and that, plus being used a couple times in those twitter 'hey look at this new song' things

fuck you gura

>>65785774
what the hell..

Gura is ugly.

>>65785892
The other way?

I guess she forgot she was a streamer again horfhorfhorf

Gura sounds like a boy!

Come on out Gooba~ You can have this bowl of granola~

I just got an ad for pepper bras can someone post the soundpost

I'm playing through Kingdom Hearts 3 right now.

>>65787163
hey alright, i've been playing rimworld

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

She was plotting to ghost us, huh?

>>65787063
...

>>65787668
She was actually talking about setting up a field to grow crops. Being a farmshark takes up all of her time these days.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Do we still love feet in 2024?

Are chumbuds ok?

Imagine fucking your loli wife.

>>65788380
I think it'll be alright.

>>65788380
super, thanks for asking

>>65788380
nyo

Bike bands bin ba bour blass,
Bo boo bar ba bays bov bour bives

>>65782510
NTA, but was she in it for more than that like 60 seconds where she outfit swapped?

>>65789204
regardless of the answer to this can someone post a timestamp to her appearance thank you

I keep calling out to her and she's not answering.

>>65788380
I honestly have no idea

Love the shart, do it now.

You think it's still possible gura will be in the Mario kart tourny

>>65790006
I think so, in fact, I’m betting my life on it. (Your move, Gura)

>>65790237
plot twist, this anon wanted to die all along!

>>65789117

>>65790330
>*blurp blurp*
Mhmmmm, bice bream bo bood, bice bream bo bood

>>65790006
She practiced too hard not to

bshark

>>65790509
How do you know she practiced?

I don't know how I'ma manage. If one day she just up and leaves.

>>65791143
it was revealed to him him a dream, most likely
or it's mk8 ghost stuff, I dunno how that works, I never got to race her

>>65791346
Probably the same way you managed for the past year?

>>65791434
I raced her in mk8 lots of times.

I'll love her forever

>>65791501
Same I'm in some of her videos but I sucked so badly at the game.

>>65789321
please respond!

i have never lost racing against gawr gura

>>65792127
we need to learn from you.

>>65792127
Please stop dunking on her. Please, just let her win one time.

>>65792127
Imagine losing against a vtuber.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>65792181
spend most of your time learning to drive properly. know where the shortcuts are, but for every minute you spend on shortcuts, spend an hour driving the rest of the map to refine your line. completely ignore aqua. play like suisei.

use your items like you're about to be hit by lightning and lose them — because you are. if you held onto a mushroom for a shortcut three turns away, you fucked up. keep playing until you understand the urgency of using your items before they're taken from you. an item you never get to use is item box equity you threw away for nothing.

never miss the item box.

learn how to use your items in different ways. learn how to knock someone off the map with a mushroom. learn how to aim green shells. learn where your bananas drop and how to put them where your opponents are going to drive, and put them where you don't want them driving.

don't get tilted.

>>65792127
youre better than a girl congrats i guess

Please dont flame my cute loli shark

Just realized gura's hair is white because she's really old

>>65792779
I would never say unnecessarily mean things to my sensitive wife.

She is not your girlfriend you parasocial schizos. She is not your wife, or you daughter, or imouto, or whatever stupid shit. She doesn't owe you anything, and you can eat shit, she isn't forcing you to stay. She is MY wife, and you need to get over it.

>>65792096
https://youtu.be/DzP0jXgOC4I?t=204
https://youtu.be/DzP0jXgOC4I?t=3931
here you go

>>65792998
so gurandma is canon?

>>65792127
I actually think she's got me beat by one right now. I've raced her quite a few times, including several off stream.

>>65792992
Is white hair even possible if you’re not old? I think that’s the only hair color that you have to be old to grow.

>>65793242
how did you race Gura off-stream? I have seen other members saying that also but was never told.

I haven't played Mario Kart in years. Is it really that easy to get matched up with the same people that often?

>>65793412
it's part of the ghost thing I mentioned, or perhaps misphrased
if you race against someone you have a much easier time finding them again afterwards, or something, so the guys who got into her mk8 streams got to race her offline sometimes

>>65793274
Only if you don't count genetic disorders like albinism (which also gives you translucent reddish irises so your eyes get raped to death by the sun)

>>65793556
That's what I thought. That's cool, wish I would've raced her back then.

>>65793556
Ok, That is good to know.

>>65793338
>I have seen other members saying that also but was never told.
The same way that people could join her stream races easier once they got in. You just had to have an idea of when she used to be racing online then you could attempt to join from recently played with. Of the races I was in I can only remember two other buds that I recognized, the rest of the racers were unfamiliar to me

>>65793076
thank you chumbie
I liked the tailshakes here
https://youtu.be/DzP0jXgOC4I?t=293
https://youtu.be/DzP0jXgOC4I?t=373
and holy shit bloop is a cannon bloop won. and I'm in the background ive got huge arms just like real life

I truly like her a lot!

For some reason I feel like I remember her making a new switch account at some point after her most recent MK8 stream, which also means that if she's using a new account for things then most people lost their advantage to get in a race with her if she ever decides to do another MK8 stream.

>>65794011
you don't love her anymore, just like..?

>>65794107
I remember her saying that but I don't think she was playing a game. I think she told us she forgot her login and was thinking about making a new Nintendo account.

Do you guys think Gura made a New Year’s resolution?
I think those kinda things are gay tooby honest, never made one - never will.

>>65795003
if i made resoltuions they would be the same every year and that's too fucking depressing. I bet Gura is the same

>>65794292
No, I love her! I love you, Gura!

Reunification of /ggg/ and /cc/ NOW.

>>65796141
When Gura comes back.

>>65796239
but that means never!

>>65796473
Begone.

>>65796597
This is like the cute version of when Gutsbud slays another ghoul

>>65796473
Never means never. She will come back on the 9th of this month.

>>65797933
why the 9th of all days

IRyS tweeted her height. Gura is still winning the womanlet contest, but IRyS is shorter than Fauna, Kiara, Mumei and Mori

That there's not even a tweet or members' post in months is what ruins my cope that she's actually dealing with stuff that prevents her from regular streams

Hololive did only once that I know of announce that she was on a break, they're happy to let whatever this is just play out

>>65798428
I really love my short sharkwife

>>65793054
She owes me sex and she's a public semen toilet. Not your wife.

I want to carry her around on my shoulders every time we go somewhere.

>>65798698
Sisters really are incapable of waiting patiently.

I've been starting to really miss her recently... I'll admit I did move on and find a new oshi, but I can never forget the goob. I hope she comes back to at least semi-regular streams eventually
>>65798698
>That there's not even a tweet or members' post in months is what ruins my cope that she's actually dealing with stuff that prevents her from regular streams
In the one stream she actually did recently, she said she hasn't been streaming due to burn out, not because of IRL problems. Which I guess isn't surprising, she'd been frustrated with perms and restrictions and shit for a long time.

>>65800163
Jeeze... look at those penis scrubbers T o T

>>65799334
upon further inspection, Kiara appears to be slightly taller than I thought.

>>65800220
>perms and restrictions
Something needs to be done about this already. It's inexcusable for Cover to still be this bad when it comes to perms and restrictions.

>>65801083
Blame the Japanese government for having the most archaic copyright laws ever. Or blame corporations for not giving them proper perms. Especially sucks for older games where the company with the rights just doesn't exist anymore and there's no one you can even really contact

Imagine kissing Gura. Just close your eyes for a moment, and imagine her tongue pushing into your mouth. Wonder if she would spit in my mouth if I asked her. Like gather up a gob of saliva on her tongue and push it into my mouth and up against my tongue. I'd spit in ther mouth, hold it open with my fingers, and aim a thick lugie right at the back of her throat, so that it makes her gag when it hits, thus creating even more saliva for us to pass back and forth. Imagine what her saliva smells like. Imagine her breath in your nostrils as she slowly licks your face, tongue all the way out as she breathes out.

I love Gura the most!

We are watching biboo's DMC

>>65802472
>we

>>65802472
Gollum ass nigga

It's actually ogre
It's almost midnight in EST and she hasn't said anything

>>65802472

>>65802543
the cope word gets thrown around pretty often but you were definitely coping if you were waiting for a happy new year today rather than last night

>>65802646
I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, okay?

>>65803044
you've been doing that for years now

Will she try to stream again before fes?

>>65802156
I'm imaginging

>>65802646
>he doesn't remember last year's new years tweet

>>65803529
never happened. take your meds

>>65803529
I remember it but I guess I forgot that it was a new years morning tweet rather than an evening one

I guess she forgor again

>>65801051
Seems to be much shorter than I thought, actually. Still think Gura and IRyS are shorter though.

>>65804609
What are you faggots talking about?

I'm tired of Gura always making me horny. How do I fix this lust?

>>65804716
Fuck Gura.

>>65804737
good idea!

>>65800163
gura's hand wouldn't even fit around her eyeball

>>65804850
IMAGINE

Reminder: Gura's forefinger and thumb most likely wouldn't fit around your erect cock. That's how small her hands are.

>>65805039
my cock is small enough

>>65805039

>>65804716
Goom

>>65805083

>>65805039
I will chop my dick shorter just for fitting her hands and cunny.

>>65805342
gura can shave her own dicks, remember when she was a beaver in umisea

>>65804609
Kiara and IRyS gave out their actual true heights. according to the generalRyS, IRyS apparently shitposted her height right after the promise 3d live, likely because she was upset at how tall her 3D is. IRyS is apparently a cm taller than kson.
>>65804711
trying to figure out how short Gura is and if she wins the shortest midget award. IRyS and Fauna have tweeted their height (but fauna since closed that account). IRyS's tweet was recent as fuck so she wants people to know she is a womanlet. Kiara said it in a video and its listed online at a slightly shorter height but she mentions some job she tried to get so the taller height is true. Kson has also said her height so you could try to autism mori's height if you gave a shit about mori.
a lot of the gura height autism is based on the other girls saying she is short. when gura and ame played that one vr game gura's PoV was noticeably shorter than Ame's Ame was looking at the NPCs upper chests/chins. Gura was looking at like their bellies and there were counters that Ame could see over but Gura couldn't. Also Kiara is kinda shit at maintaining eyelines in off collabs, something the JPs are good at because they hide how fucking tall shuba is, and Kiara had to look down to talk to Gura, but not to Ina. I think in the full myth off collab in japan the girls were all looking down when Gura spoke

>>65805528
fuck off anti

>>65805528
Does it matter? I'm a titan compared to all of them.

>>65805609
>calling Gura a womanlet is anti behavior
what? I guess Kiara and Ame are antis

>>65805677
speculating about Gura's irl height is against the rules, and something she obviously does not want you to do. She's fucking tiny. That's all you need to know.

>>65805646
Mori is pretty tall for a girl. I remember reading something with mumei's height, but I don't remember the source so it might have been bullshit.

>>65805792
its literally based on things Gura and the other girls have said and shown on stream, therefore it cannot be against the rules. also if she didn't want people to speculate why does she joke about it, the other en girls joke about it and the jp girls talk about her being a midget?

I really love my autistic dwarf wife.

>>65805874
I want to pick up this dwarf and stuff her inside a locker T u T

>>65805872
There's a difference between that and trying to guess the exact height, which is what you're doing. The other girls volunteering that information is irrelevant. Gura is tiny, end of discussion.

My short shark daughterwifegrandma

Why does she fucking hate us so much? We're the official most dedicated fanbase...

>>65806732
I don't know but I really want to smell my daughterwife's stinky breath

>>65806348
how would someone guess exact height based on the info we have, retard?

>>65806732
>We're the official most dedicated fanbase
And God only gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
Think about it anon, this is our burden, our cross to carry. Why? Because we can. Gura needs us to be strong. Will you be strong, for her?
I leave you with 1 final verse.
When niggas start actin' weak that means it time to be strong

are there any soundposts from the new year stream

>>65805528
Kiara on stream talked about not meeting the height requirement for that job on stream, meaning she's most likely shorter than whatever the height requirement was some anons were saying it was 160 cm since she said it was an air stewardess. As for Ina, some JPs have pretty much borderline said Ina is tall as fuck which is weird considering they normally don't talk about physical attributes like that., combined with the fact that Ina said she played basket ball at one point. But you don't need to be a dox retard to know that most of EN is womanlets, but also that Gura is very likely the shortest EN.

>>65807354
I love her

Short girls like Gura exist only to be used as onaholes T u T

>>65806348
it's not hard to find out, it's not some big secret information. But I wouldn't know, all i know is UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH. She's literally perfect and I will wait for her forever.

cheerleader gura

What is the average height for women anyways?

>>65807723
I need to see it from below

>>65807718
Right, Gura is 141 cm and that isn't a secret.

>>65807723
Cute but why the fuck is Bijou flatter than her

>>65807723
Shark pits, tummy, and thighs erotic.

>>65807723
FUCK she's so FUCKING hot. I'll never understand antis. Fuckin look at her. Imagine how her armpits smell after all that cheering. Actually, everyone there looks pretty hot.

>>65807724
not nearly short enough imo. We should use eugenics to make all women tiny and rapeable.

>>65807849
she's not

>>65807723
Cute tail bow!

>>65807723
>Cover constantly selling Gura's sex appeal
They know... they really do! T o T

>>65807849
She literally is in that image, use your eyes. It's bullshit

>>65808029
meant for >>65807998

>>65807723
What is this?

>>65807724
In America its around 5'4'' to 5'6", but most women I've seen in public in recent years are around like 5'6'' to 5'9'', so I'm not sure if that's the new average or not.

>>65807723
That's my taxidermized body being used as her hair clip

Imagine fingering gura in the morning before you goto work, and then through out the day, as you're doing your job, you just sniff your finger from time to time. Those that know, know that the smell lasts the entire day.

>>65807723
Is that the fattest official tail?

>>65808071
secret cover inside information

>>65807723
What is this, i can't be fucked with google cos it never finds shit, and twitter is a cunt to use as well. I hope it's like hours of cheerleading training, in full 3d, daily, culminating in a final performance. The fucking bow on her tail, the choker, the bands on her upper arms, the thigh bands... HRRRRRRNG

>>65808447
but what is it? can you link the tweet or whatever?

I want to floss my teeth with Gura's bucchi pucci

>>65808524
no

>>65808668
please?

>>65808333
This but saving her fluid with a bottle and keep me hydrated.

>>65808692
okay because you asked nicely
https://twitter.com/holocheerup/status/1741671091217842671

>>65808771
thank you chumbie. sucks that the art and maybe some twitter pics are all we'll be seeing of this, but at least it's hot art.

>>65808771
NTA but thanks. the fuck is a flash mob in this context? I never know what the fuck the nips are talking about.

>>65808820
>>65808855
it's taiwan pop up cafe merch. you should be able to find some online for a marked up price

>>65808894
Unless they have a cheerleader Gura acrylic stand I'm not interested.

>>65808961
they almost assuredly will have a stand for every member on the picture

>>65808894
oh. well that is significantly less cool than what i was hoping. I'd prefer more singin and dancing shit, less shit merch, and more streams. Gonna have to correct that shark very roughly.

>>65809050
Gura probably had very little involvement if any with this. Don't blame her.

>>65809265
NTA but Gura shouldn't be left uncorrected for even a single moment.

>>65809432
This is true!

>>65809265
She may not have a say in how much merch she gets, but she does get to choose how much she streams.

>>65809265
my blame is more aimed at hololive for not providing her with enough incentive to stream, or do karaoke or MORE 3d concerts, more singing and dancing, and full 3d sessions of cheerleading lessons for me to goom long thick ropes to.

>>65807723
>biboo perflat
>Gura A cup
welp thanks cover

>>65809432
Imagine non stop 12 hour rape sessions where you don't let her stop cumming no matter how much she begs or how much she tries to close her legs. Girls get all "sensitive" when they cum, that's when you go in for more to make them cum again... and again... and again... till she's so cumbrained she can't even form words and just pees where she lays while her legs continue to convulse and shake.

Gura doesn't mind when she has a few curves.

>>65809691
Gura has never been flat

>>65809751
Straight from her own animation retard.

>>65809691
that's just because gura's torso is more side on. It's all angles. Don't worry, the original can never be beat.

>>65809807
It's just a bad angle

>>65809872
Im not even sure what you're talking about but she's flat as a board. Fuck off if you think otherwise

How did Gura learn how to sing? Was she just born that way?

when a flat girl arches her back, there is the tiniest, microscopic bulge, because every girl has a bit of breast tissue. That's where the milk comes from.

>>65807723
So this is what she's been working on

>>65809980
Everyone that is good at something is born good at that thing. And that's why I'll die alone.

As a swimming instructor, I am so excited for the weekend. The new batch of students are arriving and I can't wait to get my hands on them

>>65810064
report on how their nipples feel, if they're hard or not. See if you can feel their ribs when you're holding them teaching them how to swim. I'd love to feel Gura's ribs.

My wife's short scrawny cheesestick body will always be the most erotic thing in the world to me because I love her so much!

>>65809935
she has little lumps

>>65810064
why ar ethey learning to swim in the winter

a stinky stick of cheese.

>>65810203
heated pools are a thing.

>>65810273
what extravagance.

>>65810064
Fuck off.

>>65810064
Not seen you for some time. Everyone was thinking you got locked up Gura included.

>>65810317
you want your lolis warm, not cold.

>>65810479
play smart, not hard.

>>65788380
Happiness is a delusion of the weak. Facts are chains that bind perception and truth. Truth begets hatred. By your scars and deeds you shall be judged. Retribution is your birthright. Impurity of deed or thought is treason. Suffer no impurity.

>>65810664
Oyasame

>>65807723
is that vshoujo girl beside Gura

>>65810059
That's not true anon. You can learn to be good at something. Don't beat yourself up.

>>65810746
i kneel.

>>65810664
goob morning

Have you seen this?
https://youtu.be/2rn3IEcN3w4

>>65810664
sleep tight buddy

>>65810664
sharkdreams

>>65810797
wait, i unkneel, the left shoulder is fucked up. at least you tried.

So it's a week long concert?

>>65811075
what is?

>>65810876
I still don't like their art style when it comes to faces.

>>65810876
they made their gura less hideous...

>>65811162
This here
>>65807723

>>65811325
no its merch for a store in taiwan

>>65807354
I thought there was a FB post where she said she just barely met it. Also she said on stream she is literally 160cm
>but also that Gura is very likely the shortest EN.
sounds like irys and bae are really close to gura in size

>>65810950

>>65811439
Thats worse than the other anon, now she's missing part of her leg

>>65807723
>could have picked anyone
>picked the 3 flattest girls
kek

>>65807724
>As of 2016, the average height for American women 20 years old and up is just under 5 foot 4 inches (about 63.7 inches) tall.
>The average weight is 170.6 pounds.
idk how the fuck they weigh that fucking much
>The global average height of a woman is 159.5 cm (5 feet 2.8 inches), which is the exact same height as the female average height in Japan.

>>65808077
>to 5'9''
no way. I am 5'8.5" and I am taller than nearly every woman I see

>>65809980
she said in members that she used to make up fake songs for fun when she did that ocean coffee song stream. American schools typically have music class as well as chorus club and band club from premiddle school on. there is a good chance gura's parents forced her into doing chorus club when she was little because American parents tend to force their kids to do sports/dance/band so the kid could get a hobby and make friends

>>65811565
>measure by the half inch
Anon...

>>65811662
I say 5'9" when someone asks me my height. I say 5'8" when someone says their height and I am taller than them

>>65811474

>>65808077
same, women are alot taller these days

>>65811649
I wish my parents forced me to do something when I was little

>>65811649
why are you making shit up when she told us she learned from youtube videos

>>65812220
she literally said in a members' stream that she made sing parodies for fun

>>65812258
that's not the part you made up. why are you like this?

>>65809980
>>65811649
>>65812220
>>65812258
>sings Sabaton song about a battle at the Vatican
>gets butthurt when somebody made a Jesus is Sus joke
You can take an educated guess.

>>65812345
you can take your "educated guess" and shove it up your ass, you watch Gura, you should know she doesn't like this shit.

Stop fighting

>>65812400
>you watch Gura
I wish but she's been absent.

>>65812293
the part I made up is that schools have music class and chorus club and parents often force their young children to do clubs and sports in the US? because all that shit is factual, fag

>>65812400
>you should know she doesn't like this shit.
gura doesn't like jesus?

>>65812621
well he did pop out of the vent on the third day

>>65812450
nyo keep fighting

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUG

What do you think Gura's bedroom look like? I imagine it to be pink and everywhere with her bed filled cute plushies. Oh God I really want to enter her room and just sniff the bed sheets as hard as I can

>>65812835
Blue

>>65812835
Like this with dishes everywhere.

>>65812835
Probably a lot like mine: Boxes of shit that never got unpacked, a desk with a computer, and a bed with a frame.

>>65813041
Is there a giant ebi plushie that I can buy that is not hololive merch so that I can use it as a punching bag

>>65813112
After 3 minutes of punch her giant ebi she starts making love to him (me[I]).

>>65813041
and plastic bottles, lots of empty plastic bottles and energy drink cans

>>65813231
Do you think Gura washes her plushies often?

>>65813041
The broken glass from her last Halloween stream is still in her room

>>65812583
The part where you imply that's where Gura learned to sing. She told us how she learned to sing. Watching youtube videos is how she learned to sing.

>>65813299
Gura I can take care of you...

>>65813336
Gura can you send me the videos you learned from? I'm trying to do my reps.

All I really care about is if she's doing alright. (trolls need not apply)

>>65812835
she literally had dirty panties in the corner of her streaming room for months and then got mad at me when I sent her a SC asking what color
>>65813336
I literally mentioned a common American think people do with their autistic kids
>>65813299
and dirty panties

>>65813542
She's probably doing okay. Maybe. If she isn't, it's better that she not stream, and if she is, I hope she enjoys herself until she feels ready to stream again.

>>65813542
Honestly.
You dumb girl, you don't have to say much, just say anything.

>>65813572
I'm not a creep but I need to smell those dirty panties

If membership doesn't have any activity for 6 months it automatically pauses

>>65813720
does it start again if she posts something? I really don't want to lose my streak.

>>65810064
Bruh

>>65813720
I gotta figure out how much cash I have in my shitposting account. I had part as a google pay card and part as one of those prepaid visa cards because I didn't want to use my credit card and the play money is almost out but idk how much visa is left

which one is the best cheerleader gura to save I only want ot save one

>>65813720
are you sure that isn't just for channel activity and that the sendai stream didn't reset the clock

>>65813542
same desu, but I feel like she would be interacting with us to some extent if she was truly alright.

>>65813915
memberships and channel monetization are different
you can still be monetized but you have to meet specific requirements for channel membership

>>65813904
can't you set the visa to pay first and the google pay as secondary? you'll know when the google pay starts going down

>>65813942
good idea

>>65813936
so either she'll be forced to interact, her manager will have to post a psa like Haachama's did, or her membership will be paused
that's...something

Great... another shitty nip ad campaign using my oshi's body to sell to pedos.