/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

>>65751638
no, mine

JAPAN DYING
IT'S OVER

>>65751677
I won.

what's shakin

>>65751678
It's fine. I can re-populate it with IRyS.

>>65751723
Japan

>>65751723
i saw several nousagis shaking

!

>>65751714
you must be delusional because I see my wife IRyS every day

>>65751723
Reading tweets of Japanese people pleading for help as they die under rubble

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>65751847
holy shit

>>65751800
No you don't, she is with me right now.

>>65751847
humans were never meant to be this interconnected

i hope she doesn't abandon vertical streams, I really want to see giant casualRyS. also she should reposition her camera for them so she is looking dead on.

>>65751937

Guys I'm afraid she'll have to cancel her stream today... that's gonna be sucky a bit

Nephilim cheeks on my face

>>65751977
https://twitter.com/METAOYAZI/status/1741736169032077504 "Please help at least save my wife"

>>65751981
Was forgetting the #shorts tag actually a big mistake? I don't understand zoomerism

>>65752083
She added it midstream when someone let her know

>>65752055
Japan was a mistake, why don't they move back to the mainland

>>65752238
They tried that once but a lot of people didn't like it I think

>>65752286
Successfully too.
(until the people didn't like it bit that is

>>65752238
a Japanese invasion of China would be a great thing for the world

>>65752083
i don't see how it possibly could have been but also i don't understand what the goal is I just like IRyS taking up my entire second monotir.

>>65752055
fuck

>>65752083
>>65752374
It's so that it shows up in the #shorts hashtag when people browse that because YouTube is a lot like Twitter nowadays.

Apparently that's not needed according to someone in the other threads though. Since the aspect ratio is vertical it's supposed to show up there anyway.

>>65752112
My confusion is because I was watching it live on my phone as the young'uns do and the stream appeared to be working without it

will she become smarter in 2024

Guys I'm so sorry, I ripped a massive fart after some spicy miso ramen and now IRyS's HomeRys is destroyed

>>65752482
If she accepts my help.

>>65751940
>>65751847
>>65751723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOmIrsZQk0

Think of the people!

>>65752510
I said IRyS should get a cat before. This is yet another good reason why.

She won't though. Pets aren't really her thing.

>>65752588
shes too irresponsible to look after something

>>65752482
Need time machine to 2004 to fix her.

>>65752510
animals have extremely accurate senses. if a dog suddenly bark at the darkness, there's something standing inside it

>>65752664
Cats are easy though. You just put the foot in the bowl when they come scrounging for it.

They don't really need taking care of.

>>65752695
*food, not foot. Although a cat would happily eat a foot in some cases.

>>65752695
She lives in the city so she has to keep it indoors and clean out its litter box

>>65752674
>if a dog suddenly bark at the darkness, there's something standing inside it
dogs bark at nothing all the fucking time

>>65752791
>He doesn't know

>>65752791
Cats can go out in the city. Depends if it's an outdoor cat or an indoor cat though and obviously they need a means of coming and going.

>>65752469
it makes absolutely no sense to require a hashtag in a title.
so maybe.

>>65752791
>dogs bark at nothing all the fucking time
"Nothing" in the sense that humans perceive it, like if someone hangs a halloween ornament that's a spooky guy the dog will bark at it because it perceives it as a hostile stranger. But from the perspective of the dog they are doing their job.

>>65752695
Cats are harder to take care of than dogs because dogs are sturdier. You have a cat running around outdoors and you wake up at 4 AM to coyotes or foxes barking in the wilderness and you have to run out there into the night in the woods and chase them off and then the cat comes over and is like "thanks mewo". Dog just runs them off. But cat is thankful for dog's help too.

>>65752999
Cats literally do what the fuck they want. You don't have to worry about them except if they go missing for a long time like mine did for a while (it has a tracker now though)

IRyS' goldfish...

I hope IRyS didn't die in the earthquake...

I will volunteer as IRyS' pet.

>>65752933
There is no "outdoors" in the city when you live in an apartment, unless you let your cat out to shit in the apartment complex hallway

>>65752022
My theory is that she is no longer doing things like christmas and new years because she is trying to avoid valentines

>>65753454
True. There are some places that just aren't suitable, especially if you live upstairs. Downstairs shouldn't be an issue though.

>>65753499
>>65753454
This is probably also why some people have an obsession with walking cats on a leash.

I've seen that once in the UK, it's not normal though. In Japan that's a big thing though.

>>65753538
Japanese people keep their cats in cages, they're inhuman

>>65753685
right, they are cats

>>65753746
Yes, cats, not parakeets

Of course this place would have faggots with outdoor cats. Keep your invasive species inside the house, cocksuckers.

>>65754113
Cats deserve to be free! They are ferocious beasts, a beauty of the natural world.

Sorry, the earthquake was me and IRyS, she was going a little wild.

>>65754113
guess what the biggest invasive species of all is

>>65754245
Probably microbes, pathogens, parasites, etc

>>65754245
Nephilim?

>>65754415
humans

I bet you could take a fat piss all over her retarded face and then cum all over it and she'd absolutely love it
horny slut

>>65754460
wow that's deep bro

>>65754488
This isn't the suipiss general

>>65754487
no its just the truth

>>65754460
Yeah, and those are best when confined indoors too.
(Also I would disagree that humans are invasive on a basic level; as humans were given authority by God to be stewards over all of creation. Not for senseless destruction (like cats do to local wildlife), but to control, use, protect, etc. it)
My favorite animal is the newt dork. Isn't she beautiful?

>>65754488
You're thinking about mori

>>65754589
if you feed cats they barely kill any wildlife you fucking dumbass my cats kill like a bird a month if they're lucky

>>65754589
>Not for senseless destruction (like cats do to local wildlife)
It's eat or be eaten. Charles Darwin 101. Don't blame the cat for being superior over everything else.

>>65754660
I know it's very 'im14andthisisdeep' to say that humans are the only animal that kills for fun; but plenty of animals do kill for fun and not to eat, cat's included. So they will still hunt even if they aren't hungry.
For instance, this cat hunts me every night and drains the fluids from my body:

Our discussion is upgrade now when compared to last year.

>>65754791
yeah that's what predators do, nature isn't pretty

If she didn't luck out into draining the wallets of lonely losers, every single one of her days would be a struggle for survival. If she was born a couple hundred years ago, I doubt she'd last a week. She's ridiculously unfit for normal society

>>65755134
>If she was born a couple hundred years ago, I doubt she'd last a week.
shed be a princess

>>65755134
If she were born a couple of hundred years ago she would be a tradwife for me much like today.

>>65755173
Anyone who heard her talk for more than 10 seconds would realize she would be an utterly horrible wife and a complete disaster of a mother

>>65755223
She'd be a perfect wife. She literally doesn't have to do anything except be cute and make babies.

You're talking to a schizo, dumdum.

>>65755477
retard

>>65741557
>>65742177
Here is the Loli NurseRyS

How are your new year going so far?

>>65756130
dcxrck

Irys you better be safe. I need you to come back to me and do it tomorrow
Stay away from pointy things and grab something that can float

>>65751678
Come home Yellow company

>>65752055
>sent by Fax for Twitter

IRyS

>>65757678
They're going to be in the newspaper tomorrow and then help will finally come.
(This image is soul by the way)

>>65757713
is my wife

>>65757871
nah he posted that they got saved not long after

>>65758352
>The power of Twitter
That's nice.

>>65754245

chweeb

Nice sound post

>Mori was secretly watching along with TimeRyS on the School days watchalong.
>Was too shy to intrude / ask to join directly
>Chadcast is confirmed returning soon
Theres you're IRyStobeat update.

>>65759349
Based

>>65759349
dark times ahead, hopefully mori chokes on horsecock or something before that comes to pass

>>65759349
based

>>65759349
She was also too shy to join an aborted LC collab, how come these women cant even ask to game together after so many years?

>>65759349
>Chadcast is confirmed returning soon
Unfortunately.

>>65759349
Thank you for enduring that. I know it must have been difficult.

>>65759349
>Thought of intruding on a collab a year in the making
>Bringing back a dead group
The leech has no shame

>>65759349
I don't really care about Mori but that's a very sad person

>>65759349
Mori cute can't wait for chadcast's return

>>65759349
Christ, imagine if she had just barged into the watchalong...
I never would have seen the ending to that 'anime'

>>65759349
>Chadcast is confirmed returning soon
I'm really curious to see what it's going to be like. It seems it went on hiatus so it could be reworked into more of an actual show instead of of a glorified zatsu. Looking forward to it.

>>65760677
I mean it's a podcast so talking should be the main content. They're probably gonna start inviting guests though

>>65760677
If you're expecting Mori to change up the formula then get ready to he dissapointed.
It's 100% just been down to a case of them having nothing to fucking talk about so IRyS and Bae can't be bothered to waste a stream slot on it

>>65760781
>I mean it's a podcast so talking should be the main content
No shit you DUMB FUCKING BITCH. Podcasts however usually have scheduled topics and segments instead of just 2 hours of random talking which is usually what happened with it.

Mega man Zero 3 finale later?

>>65760890
nah the best podcasts are just 2 hours of random talking overly scheduled podcasts are gay

That earthquake looks like it was more serious than i initially though, 7.6 sound like relatively survivable for japan but it happened near the surface and those are more destructive.

The earthquake ruined Cheebs hairdo...

>>65762401
It was localized to a region instead of hitting all of Japan, while it's concerning at least it wasn't in her area.

POV: You caught LoliRyS schlicking in your room
https://files.catbox.moe/evefmx.png

>>65763023
I offer to help

So whens the next MV? It's been half a year. Surely shes not just pocketing every dollar? Bae and Mori are both spending a ton of money on music projects out of pocket.

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

Slave Leia = IRyS
Jabba the Hutt = Me
Salacious B. Crumb = Cheebs

>>65763777
Maybe if you watch streams you will know when.

>>65762337
There are cracks in the road, houses fell over and people had to evacuate.

It doesn't get much worse than that on the "Oh, shit!" scale.

>>65764164
Superchat readings are a waste of time. I have a job, a gf and a life. Whats so hard about telling me if she has one planned?

>>65764845
Sounds like your problem. You need to get your fucking priorities straight.
If you don't care enough to watch then maybe you should stop.

>>65764845
>I have a job, a gf and a life
Highly doubt it because you're here, but on the offchance you're not lying I hope she breaks up with you for being a loser that watches anime girls

I had a job oncssssssssssssss, yessssss a jooooob!

>>65764845
Honestly IRyS’ streams have the most detailed timestamps in hololive. It’s not really difficult to catch up her vods.

Bumping is for poopo heads.

What is Cheebs doing this new year?

>>65766968
Getting fat probably

Don't worry guys I saved IRyS from the earthquake and now she loves me.

She should play Disaster Report

>>65767187
this

>>65767187
didn't she already mentioned a long time ago that she wants to play that

>>65767704
Yeah but they only have perms for 4, the worst one

>>65751677
>>65751747
>>65751800
>>65751959
You guys need meds. NOW. IRyS is not your wife. She is my wife and I am keeping her impregnated with my semen indefinitely.

My daughter inside my wife

i love her so much its not fair bros

>>65759349
They said it was returning soon months ago too, they need a better understanding of the word. I'm willing to bet they still have nothing much to talk about before IRyS takes over talking about anime and childhood stories again.

>>65771270
perfect

>>65760890
Roe Jogan became #1 doing exactly that

>>65771270
IRyS should assert her dominance. With her CockRyS.

>>65755076
Happy new yeas, you fat lop of shit.

IRyS should play more single player FPS games

>>65772832

>>65764336
>It doesn't get much worse than that on the "Oh, shit!" scale.
Laughs in Fukushima Daichi.

>>65772968

cheeb cheeb

>IRyS during the earthquake

>>65774007
My hand, btw

>I dont smoke dope
>I don't drink bourbon
>All i want to do is shake my turban

>>65774007
shes blue from sleep apnea...

>>65773844

How you guys coping today ? Just like christmas or still pretending there is nothing going on for her?

Nom
Hahahaha
Nom
Hahahaha
Nom
Hahahaha

>>65775104
Do NOT the cheebronii

>>65774907
? She's having sex with me right now though...

>>65775139

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzODadMOyE

>>65775988
Fuck off

>>65776021
why

>>65776101
Clipfags get the rope

>>65776135
its a good clip

god i love irys

>>65776243
its just all the "yabaiRyS!" clips it sucks

>>65776315
Bad girl.

>>65776356
>I don't like my favourite vtuber being funny
This thread sometimes

i dont actually think yabaiRyS clips are funny
its okay when watching the stream cause it's only a little sprinkle but clippers are the worst types of fans

>>65776660
Wouldn't call those leeches fans

>>65776660
>>>>>>>>>>fans

>>65768784
I now want to see this same image, but a cheebs who is pregnant with a full-size IRyS.

>>65776356
I clicked at 3 random points: production babies. Mumei and IRyS's 'fight' in the 3d collab, the rest of Promise trolling IRyS about who was wearing glasses in Family Feud.
"ThIs iS AlL YABAIRyS sLoP!"
The rent-free memes write themselves.

>>65778018
brb gonna impregnate cheebs real quick

>>65778258
the first like 10 clips are all yabaiRyS ones

>>65778354
How did you manage to fuck up saving that so bad

>>65778354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-bdKXQcGiM
Cover when?

frame when

nibbling on IRyS' clavicles!

>>65771432
IRyS' fat hog

>>65776660
They are not doing it because they are fans they want easy clicks

>>65776356
Oh, you are one of THOSE fags. Like it or not "yabaiRyS" and her random stupidity is why IRyS is popular. It certainly isn't her singing based on her song views. Deal with it.

>>65780725
dont quote me with your shitty opinions
if you're gonna write something dumb just keep it to yourself

>>65780725
Fuck off clipnigger shill your shit elsewhere

>>65780835
>>65780887
And here are examples of two people living in denial.

Whenever I think "everyone here is retarded", I post a picture of IRyS.

I post a lot of pictures of IRyS.

reply to this instead

>>65781419

>>65781310
Buy an ad

>>65782659
Idiot stinky baby, you SUCK cheebs

>>65782780
Apologise to Cheeb

grab it while you can
https://files.catbox.moe/usbe39.png

>>65781397

>>65783724
The real menhera drawanon would use litter...

Grab it while you can
https://litter.catbox.moe/c8pxm9.png

>>65784095
Stop drawing clown jew chuuba...

>>65784095
Your link is broken: https://litter.catbox.moe/c433bs.png is the real one.

You can make IRyS play 1 long game, what is it and why?

>>65784895
A game of marriage. With me.

>>65784895
Monhun

>>65784895
yakuza so she gets hooked

How do we make 2024 IRyS stop with her no schedule bullshit? It's seriously impacting her growth and not healthy for an EN chuuba, there isn't a justification for it either.

>>65784856
>Litter
Screw you, here it is.

https://files.catbox.moe/aksh6g.png

>>65784159
No

>>65785770
Whore...

>>65759349
Kek
That's actually cute. Shylliope.

>>65785728
The justification is she doesn't want to.
She knows perfectly well that it'd be good for her numbers if she had a consistent schedule.

>>65786036
She doesn't want to to wakeup before Noon either but she manages that most days

>>65784895
MGS3

it's hard to have a consistent schedule when you go to sleep anywhere between 5 and 9 AM

>>65786401
She's consistent with her degenerate schedule, there's only 2 or 3 spaces/streams outside her norm last year.

where do these niggers come from

>>65786729
they've been camping extra hard for like 2 weeks, must be having a really rough time, poor things don't have anything else

>>65785728
No ENs do schedules past a year

>>65786984
Lol
Lmao even
IRyS is the only one even Ame gave pseudo schedules last year.

>>65787097
>Lol
>Lmao even
Why do fucking retards love this phrase so much?

>>65787194
Nice deflection

>>65786729
They come here because they've been getting away with blatantly spamming and trolling in here for a long time with zero consequences because we don't get to have jannies, we're not global or #'s. Reminder: I can post porn right now and get away with it, and the only people that will report the porn are those very same niggers and schizos that literally camp in here just frothing at the mouth to post their shit day in and day out, and they get away with that too. I already proved a few times how you can just dump porn in here and get away with it if none of these monkeys are waiting to report. Just normal /HiRyS/ things. We're lucky we don't get flooded with more shit, to be honest.

>>65787097
It's better not having a schedule than getting ghosted for weeks
>>65787320
you don't even know what that means

>>65787445
*yawn* Next!

>>65787445
Why would a janny be actively camping a thread?
If you report people on this board the jannies will respond, which is more than I can say about other boards I visit

I have an IRyS fetish

>>65787568
only when it's about their favorites

>>65787609
Yeah, it's hilarious what happens if you say anything about the wrong vtuber in global

>>65787516
That's a shit mindset she can properly update IRyStocrats, there's an in-between of Kiara vs Gura when it comes to schedules and fan interaction.

>>65787720
Only retards care about schedules

>>65787837
She doesn't stream enough to ditch them, some if us can't be terminally online man.

>>65787598
Me too.

>>65787903
She streams at the same time every 2-3 days

No schedules because the point is to keep you desperate and needy.

>>65787837
i care about schedules cause i have a job

>>65788058
Yeah no, I can just look at holodex to disprove that.

>>65785728
how many times do i have to say she does not care anymore? she does not care about her channel or viewers anymore

Do you guys have the set list from her last karaoke? that vertical thing makes it impossible to follow

>>65788859
Look in the comments you fat tard

If you opened a litter link to dedcheebs but she had GIANT fat tits and it was art of her after getting fucked would you jerk off to it? Be HONEST

>>65788809
I'm a viewer and she cares about me.

I want IRyS to do fighting poses and throw hands in 3D

>>65789513

>>65789240
>replying to the brazillian cuck

>>65789557
Why is there no Ryona art of this yet?

>>65789608
My bad. Have an IRyS.

>>65790176
Illegal membeRyS

>>65789557
>Know your fucking place, trash!

>>65790610
fuck i love her

>>65790610
>>65790823
God, shes such a goofball in 3D... she reminds me of Nene

>>65790610
I died from cuteness when I saw this live.

>>65790610
>that angry chest puff

IRyS should do a little sister RP stream

>>65791708
Imagine the brattiness. It's too dangerous.

>>65791708
But that's everything IRyS stream

the karaoke from yesterday was so good
>IRyS learned growl
>oh since your defense are down
>sings Love Machine

>>65792553
She knows what she's doing.

>>65792553
She did it for me.

my wife loves me as much as i love her

>>65792553
Growl lowers attack, moron! Now I have noodle arms.

>>65792553
For me it was デリヘル呼んだら君が来た.

IRyS invited Mori to Mario Party...

Mario Party with Mori, Flare, and Watame soon.

FlaRyS bros WataRyS bros, we won... but at what cost....

The curse...

Just don't let Mori win and everything will be alright

>>65794300
From inviting Ina to Jinsei Game to fucking Mori what a downgrade

Why is IRyS trying to invoke the curse, what's her goal here...

>>65794336
>>65794300
Flare and Watame would die before they graduate...
IRyS.... no........

>>65794572
Who else was she gonna invite?
They need to be able to speak Japanese.
The only other options are Kiara and Bae, both being busy right now.

So does that make IRyS responsible for their graduations or mori?

>>65794300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65794765
If someone gets shot, do you blame the shooter or the gun?

>>65794765
the channel owner and Mori

flare will have a racist yab and will be forced to quit

why does it have to be mori
now theres a stream i cant watch

Well, IRyS wasn't able to go out with me last year. But maybe this year I'll get lucky and she might become my girlfriend!

>>65795133
Won't be any streams left for us to watch at all if this causes IRyS to graduate

IRyS is going to graduate.... Fucking stop this shit force the collab to not happen

how do we force irys to stop being friends with that whore? Actually if she could just stop associating with en in general that would be great

>le funny mario party curse
I'm still never watching anything with Mori on it

>irys

>>65795272
go away

>>65790610
I like how IRyS did Luigi's dash attack from smash bros

>>65795284
It's not a fucking meme if it's 5 times

if IRyS graduates within the year I will go to Japan myself and end this once and for all

>>65795272
you will never be japanese or white

>>65795284
It's certainly one hell of a coincidence that it's happened in every single Mario Party collab she's been in so far.

>>65795468
oh has ina zeta or kaela graduated?

>>65795521
Ina won

>>65795468
It only happens in the ones she wins.

>>65794970
Do japs even care about racism?

>>65795652
asians care about asian racism

>>65795685
No they don't

If IRyS I will kill myself this time I'm serious

>>65795710
go stream yourself saying taiwan as a japanese person

>>65795750
I'm not genetically inferior so I can't do that

>>65795738
Better get that rope ready, ‘crat.

>another IRyS collab we have to learn about not from her
IRyS might legitimately graduate from the curse before putting out anothe rschedule

>crat

>>65795869
>crat

>>65794970
Flare and Watame are both impervious to yabs.

>>65795971
IRyS is too

>>65795971
Clearly you missed Flare talking about lolicon at the English panel

>new ip
>crat
every time

IRyS please don't graduate...

>>65796032
They both say and do a lot of questionable stuff, it just never blows up since they have some of the best PR in all of Hololive and an extremely good grip on their fanbases.
Watame straight up sexually harassed a female cosplayer on stream during last year's Expo and all that came out of it was a quick "Sorry" on Twitter, most other vTubers in her shoes would have had social media go nuts against them.

Hypothetically speaking what if Mori died? There'd be no more Mario curse, no more Chadcast, and no more chances of her getting stalked and killed because she was with her at an offline meeting.

>>65796381
This may be my last year as a free man

>>65796271
didnt the girl quit cosplaying over this too

>>65796562
Not sure. I know she did eventually post a shoot where she showed her armpits and got a LOT of shit because of it, but no idea what happened outside of that.

>>65796381
>no more chances of her getting stalked and killed because she was with her at an offline meeting
That hasn't happened to Mori herself so why would it happened to Irys?

>>65796943
Who the fuck would want to stalk Mori

>>65796032
She did that and nothing happened did it?

>>65797113
It was just awkward

>>65797035
Well my point is that if it hasn't happened to Mori then it wont happen to Irys.

>>65797242
It definitely would, there's stalker creeps in here already

>>65797242
She's easy and has no Opsec, she wants to be found out. IRyS doesn't she's objectively less safe aroind5her

>>65797335
All me

>>65797335
>>65797391
So why hasn't it happened yet?

>>65797503
Why do you think it hasn't?

>>65790610
How frail is she? She can barely move fucking Mumei.

>>65797546
I don't know. Maybe being around Mori isn't as dangerous as anons like it to be.

>>65797685
All of them have to deal with stalkers, dox and threats and Mori is pretty lax about that

After IRyS graduates I'm going to stop watching vtubers there is no other vtuber like her

>>65798162
My sleep would definitely improve

>>65797674
mumei has legit like half a foot on her. IRyS is like 5' flat. I don't remember exactly the mumei stat or how I found it out, but if I remember correctly she is like 5'5" or 5'6" which is one of the taller ENs. idk about advent, but mori was the tallest. fauna and Kiara both gave out their heights or at least fauna tweeted it, kiara's is listed somewhere so it might be a lie. Bae is smaller than mumei and Gura is significantly smaller than Kiara based on the poptart stream

>>65797745
Sure but to this day nobody has stalked Mori or even found where she lives currently despite her being so lax about it.

>>65794336
>>65794300
why?

>>65794577
i think flare gave irys the idea and asked to invite one person from en>>65794729

>>65798292
IRyS has the worst taste in friends, the only good friend she has is Flare

What happened? What's with all the doomposting?

>>65798269
You don't know that

>>65798357
Flare isn't good taste, she's boring and nerdy and Japanese

>>65798524
Woah there buddy, we like Fu-tan here

>>65798562
We only like her for her body

>>65798562
Put this hat on

>>65798645
Just because she has fat chocolate milk elf tits and a gigantic ass doesn't mean we only like her for that.