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I will marry Olivia Monroe

Fag

In 23 HOURS it'll be Milky's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400).
Model references: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1lhBVhCa6dQZFDryMWB8jYFQNhgkwFDJE

Some of Milky's hobbies/interests for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): Risa Everfrost, Shondo, VividlyVivi
>Her black Scottish Terrier Archie
>Moomin
>Cottagecore
>Tarot, astrology, star gazing
>Naraka Bladepoint
>Megaman (games and anime)
>Peter Pan
>Rhythm games (Pop'n Music, Muse Dash, DJMax Respect)
>Anime (Houkago no Pleiades, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Dragon Half)
>Movies (The Last Unicorn, the Unico series, Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

The deadline for the card is January 2nd at Midnight EST, that's January 1st 9PM in PST. Make sure you get your submissions in before then

I love my wife

Orcat <3

I miss feemsh, I love feemsh. I'm wishing a happy new yeeaar I love feeeeemmsshh

Who nutted to vtubers at midnight?

sex. sex with vtubers. sex.

In 47 HOURS it'll be Olivia Monroe's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Submissions must have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400), and since Oli is a PG-13 streamer, submissions must be Advanced SFW, no swearing or sexual depictions allowed. And finally: No eye edits using her old eyes. If you want to make eye edits, I've compiled all of the eye templates I have from her new model and made some more myself. Use those instead
Model References: https://catbox.moe/c/vmw1hs
Eye Edit Templates: https://files.catbox.moe/bvtxcv.zip

A few of the many, many things that Olivia likes for inspiration:
>Her friends (extremely non-inclusive): 3AM, Barbie Girls, Girls FC, Nekrolina, Kaneko Lumi
>1940s Celebrities (Bing Crosby, Clark Gable)
>Sonic (Eggman especially (SatAM Eggman))
>Ballet & Theatre (Dance of the Snowflakes, Les Misérables, Phantom of the Opera)
>Richard Scarry children's books
>Weird Al
>Disney
>Movies (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Blade Runner series, The Thing, Escape from New York, Babies)
>Anime (Code Geass, PreCure)
>Van Gogh
>Vidya (Doki Doki Literature Club, Trauma Team, WarioWare, Fire Emblem)

The deadline for the card is January 3rd at midnight EST, that's 9PM January 2nd in PST. Make sure you get your submissions in before then

What did she mean by this?

I hate Olivia
She should kill herself

>>65735578
47 hours left and no ones drawn her pregnant yet

Starting off strong with an early bed. I look forward to this year

>>65735579
shh

>>65735579
she turned on voice recognition on accident while I plapped her

Hello Riot!
I love you, your tit game is fucking insane nigger
Happy new year!!!!!!!!
Trips for the porn artist!

Numi is currently getting plapped at the otv party

>>65735778
wrong board anon

>>65735579
Has she just been drinking all day with a single interlude?

>>65735778
lolg sister...

>>65735778
who

>>65735778
so close

>>65735839
That's hot. I hope she's getting plapped within a circle of raging drunk lunatics

Grimmi teaching me about BL tropes is gonna help me so much in 2024.

Goodnight /lig/ happy new year!!

>>65735778
Well well well, look what just wandered in boys

>>65735845
You are the raped

>>65735331
Callie calling herself a slampig is...

>>65735860
No, she sobered up a few hours ago

A l i t t l e b i t c l o s e r t o h e a v e n

My pussy is exclusively for white men.

>>65736253
I always misread this as "a little bitch"

>>65735778
Leaflit hasn't worked there in ages, anon

>>65736135
I thought that was the interlude considering Awa w h

>>65736298
We know Yuy

>>65736298
we already know

It's a new year but it's not happy

>>65734632
I don't know much about the other two but i know for a fact Grimmi will either admit to being raped outright while in the cult or allude to taking sexual favors while she was homeless

This will be for her what the laxatives Stream was for Filian, and have nearly the same effect

>Coqui called her feet dabadoos and said it's a husband's job to keep a wife's dabadoos warm

Adorable

>>65736419
So the usual.

What was that between meat and coqui, with meat saying keep food and fun time seperate and coqui saying "since when?" and something about beans?

>>65736486
She's hit that affectionate level of drunk

>>65736467
If she admits to either of those things I'm killing myself

unironically

>>65736467
There is zero chance of this even if it were true
Grimmi is the kind of woman that would never in a million years make that kind of trauma public info out of shame

>>65736520
Meat slathers Coqui in baked beans when they have sex, this is common knowledge

>>65735513
I nutted to my oshi after stream it feels wrong to cum during a non sexual stream. very disrespectful

>>65736105
She said she uses it becaus it's a funny word that she saw on a fitness forum

>>65736467
its about her friends "talking about their baggage" not Grimmi, at worst we will learn that the girls shower once every three days and have toe fungus or ass zits

QUADS FOR ROOT
CHECK THE PASS

>>65736594
if your life hinges on a mentally ill woman's word then your should just kill yourself now

>>65736520
What I got from it was Meat is fine with food in the bedroom but not chili for obvious reasons

>>65736667
Epic fail

>>65736520
meat made a joke about eating chili beans off coqui then said it was a joke cause she doesn't like to mix food and sex, and Coqui said 'Since when?" and meat got embarrassed

>>65736520
Meat made a joke about sucking the chili off of a chili dog, Coqui said that Meat should do that to her, and then what you said happened

>>65736721
>2021

>>65736768
I just never bothered getting one until a few years ago

Holy shit Hina raids in ffxiv?

>>65736667

>>65736467
You're the anon who's asked for details about her being homeless for the past 3 days because you like the idea of her selling her body, aren't you?

>>65736667
delete your account

>>65736830
Nevermind I'm retarded

>>65736327
I'm guessing it was a pocket tweet

>>65736667
better luck next you

>>65736298
Happy New Year Yuy. Have a good one. (huge glass of wine and pro hot massage from your bwc)

Giri has very long legs

>>65737028
She's 5'10

[Oli]
>My New Year's resolution is to show my tummy a lot more

Meat talking about God of War. I just remembered the last part of the original she played is missing. Anyone know where it went??

>>65737028
and they go AAAAALL the way up

>Ecto hanging out in Grimmi's chat

What happened here?

Meat and Oli of 3AM held me by my arms while Callie Calico and Coqui took turns landing haymaker after haymaker into my stomach until I threw up

>>65737285
That BL title is bringing them all in

One of Layna's oilers just went on a schizo rant about wanting to leave her discord because they were talking about the suikathon oilers. Is her whole community this retarded?

>>65737296
if I know the two of them it's some extreme in-joke

>>65737330
lucky

>>65736298
Shut up Grimmi

>>65737330
you wish

>>65737395
Post the screenshots so we can laugh, idiot.

>>65736837
she sounds like she gives very sloppy head

>>65737330
the inner south side leaked out

>>65737397
I FUCKING LOVE TRAPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I could see Oli and Tomar bond over their hate of apes

>>65737330
Meat sexually molested me in a bathtub while the rest of 3AM watched and laughed

>>65737296
of all the bitches who talk about fucking bitches the only ones I really believe are gay as shit are meat and bat

Anyone else retrying the same resolution for a few years straight?

>>65737504
Only Black Sawa does

>>65737395
maybe Lucy was onto something with purging her oilers

Stop having yellow fever.

>>65737840
nah :3

>>65737688
I follow the Grimmi method of making no resolutions.

>>65737840
What is it called when I want to fuck a sickly mentally anorexic ill British girl?

>>65737840
stop being sexy

>>65737935
metally ill anorexic* I need to sleep

i miss you so much. i regret not fully giving in and letting you know how much i love you, my queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9GqZlyCMdU

>>65737840
its terminal

>>65737840
Love life and know 1999 world for the first time.

>>65737840
My sister is dating an asian guy. Is that yellow fever?

>>65736588
I love you, Coqui

I love my oshi so much

>>65737840
Ally gave me a yellow fever

What if Bat had won the GXAura job

in 2024 i will get an asian gf

I like that half of these BL tropes are just sexual abuse.

>>65737894
For a specific reason or just because it's not worth thinking about?

>>65737840
no

Snorko...

>>65737840
bro they're so cute, even the chubby ones, the half asians. it's an unfair buff. plus they all get a petite buff. rainhoe and numi's feet are pristine, high arched, erotic, sexual, fuckable, pornworthy, exoticly beautiful.

Everyone in this picture is an official friend of Filian

Sex with Hinerbobeener

>>65737688
Yes but I've also made chuuba/thread related resolutions that are much easier to accomplish:
>Stop lurking and start posting in my chuuba's chats
>Hit 1000 pieces of OC this year

https://files.catbox.moe/6139n0.mp4

>>65738292
Yuri feels the same unless it's comedy but even then they slip in some abuse like Yuru Yuri
Purity is in straight shonen romance only I think

>>65738439
Henya.....

>>65738439
>Snuffy
Didn't she drop Filian because she realized other chuubas like Filian were using her?

>>65738481
cute

Milky is live counting down for the New Year
https://www.twitch.tv/milky

>>65736467
I agree with you, because nothing at all also happened with the laxatives stream.

>>65737503

>>65736633
>a fitness forum
its either /fit/ or Misc, lets be real

>>65738325
The second, its essentially a promise to yourself isn't it? Nothing really happens if you don't follow through other than you not getting whatever goal you set up.

>>65738496
toxic yuri is based though

>>65738432
Proof for Rainhoe and Numi having sexy feet?

>>65738718
That's because seeing women get beat up is hot.

>>65738642
What does he do for a living that people don't believe?

I would like to have Beribug's fupa against my face
Thank oyu

>>65736105
>>65736633
The slampig thing started when Southsiders all met irl for the first time at the offkai. Meat called Callie a slampig when they met and Callie loved it and Oli had to be explained what a slampig was. Also we found out Tomakeys is a fat black woman which is hilarious considering what her vtuber model is

>>65738718
Based
https://files.catbox.moe/kdauzv.jpg

>>65738481
https://files.catbox.moe/mdxiwc.mp4

>>65738672
She talks about /a/ stuff so I wouldn't be surprised desu

>Grimmi gives chat an out of the BL
>They dont take it
many such cases

>>65738718

>>65738453
1000 still seems like a lot, unless you mean to hit a 1000 milestone starting from some other preexisting number.
>>65738698
Well, if it's something important then there are consequences for not following through. I guess I just treat it as an additional motivator, though it doesn't seem to work anyways.

>>65738976
be nise

Who's flatter? Giri or Yuzu?

>>65738752
easily findable, especially numi, that picture is a recreation of a real picture

>>65738976
NOOOOOOOOO

>>65738968
uoooooh

Fucking Bodega is in Grimmi's chat ARE ALL THE FUJOS THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65739119
Yuzu literally has no tits

>>65738976
Is this real?

>>65738959
>spoiler
lmao

>>65738940
I don't know, I think he's just an autist

>>65739196
Yes I have three dart monkeys protecting my tomato garden

>>65739193
ikr she's so hot

>>65739042
If you count AI liggerman images I'm at 720ish

>Hina is so tired she just ends up doing FF XXIV
A new Years Miracle.

>>65739303
I'd fuck Yuzu, and I'd even be a gentleman and give her a reach-around

>>65738642
Drunk retard spewing his seasonal depression inner monologue in all chat

>>65738642
wasn't that one of her mods?

>>65739376
I like hina quite a bit but the amount of scamming she does with her stream titles is kinda unreal. Like I get that she doesn't wanna scare people off with just chatting, but it's silly

>>65739394
hell yeah

buhh

>>65739463
She made it Just Chatting, but it was supposed to be Fear and Hunger.

oh man, is this gonna be one of those nights where coqui is drunk drunk? can't wait for VR

>>65739311
Hm, it'd still mean making something on around 2 out of every 3 days. Good luck anyways.

Grimmi barely containing her girl lust.

>>65738959
She would be third to ride my cock

Glad we all agree Yuzu is trans

I think

>>65739560
he's absolutely plastered

>>65739642
Big mistake

>>65739174
They can't help it, they smell boy love and their eyes turn black like a sharks

>>65739641
it's common knowledge but it's fine cause she's hot

>>65739626
All women are such sexpests

lol juniper hasnt streamed since last year. what a bitch

>>65739641
how new

>>65739602
Thanks. I think I can do it, that 720 was done over a year and a few months so I'm already on pace

>>65739740
Is it already new year in whatever her timezone is?

what a minute.... this grimmi stream IS GAY!!!!

TECHNICALLY, rosedoodle, an indie, is in this vshojo collab, which means, TECHNICALLY, i can talk about it here

>>65739455
No, he's just an oiler.

>>65739852
You'll fit right in then.

>>65739712
I wouldn't mind getting sexpested by Grimmi

>>65739922
*syums indie tou*

>>65737653
and Grimmi

>Does pumpkin go on walks
>I've actually been thinking about getting her a stroller.
Grimmi not even attempting to fight the crazy cat lady allegations.

>>65739999
Huh?

>>65739985
You're pathetic and low test

>>65739882
I'm new to all this. What is an oiler? What's a rrats?

>>65740060
Grimmi...

Oli should go live right now

>>65739985
Getting sexpested by Grimmi means she will try to get you and another male to kiss and have sex.

>>65740111
here's a shovel, start digging a foxhole. you'll need it before the next attack. and don't be out of your shelter after dark. i still remember the screams when one of the rooks tried to go piss outside during SEA hours

>>65740092
Actually I think it's pretty high test. Letting a pathetic woman try to rizz you up is great.

Coqui is the same height as Gary Coleman

why grimbo say sorry so much

heavenlyfather

MY COQUI KISS

Yuy is yery yute

>>65740201
Should've used that WW1 grimmi image with the fucked up gas mask.

>>65740264
i hit her if she doesnt apologize

>>65740260
I could rape her so easily

>Pucker it.

>>65740264
She's very anxious.

>>65739560
Yeah she pregamed

>>65740251
You'd be dating below your standard which makes you pathetic.

>>65740264
Getting raised in a cult will do that to you

>>65740264
shr shpi;d apologizxed to my peni s for not suitting on it

>Oli sleeps with a cinnamon stick in her pussy because her Cali friends told her it keeps you tight

>>65740264
a little childhood trauma and conditioning go a long way in live

>>65740342
Heavenly...

>>65740317
I got you bro

>>65740111
I hate I'm having to do this but:
>Oiler
A simp that donates large amounts of money and gifts subs to a chuuba, usually single handedly funding a chuuba's career. "oiling" the machine
>rrat
unsubstantiated rumors about a chuuba

Have a happy new year and don't ask again

>>65740306
I'll fucking fight you

>>65739852
yeah it's fucking awesome, i love fujos and yaoi but so many of them are just straight women trying to get laid like fuck off if you like gay people so much let me be gay in peace i want someone to mutually appreciate bl with not be fetishized by
>>65740202
yes exactly, it's literally like cucking for girls, it's so fucking weird why do they act like that i mean like we do the same but like what the fuck

>>65740201
I'm a rook to vtubers but I'm an originalfag from the SA migration. SEAiggers don't scare me.

More people should be watching Yuy.

>>65740448
It still cracks me up.

>>65740428
ligger stop drinking

>>65740264
Canadian

>>65740358
Kek

>>65740518
I think I'm gonna start using it as my steam pfp

BAT STREAM MONSTER HUNTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65740520
Lmao

gn everyone.

>>65740454
Appreciated. Thanks anon.

>>65740514
I can only watch for a few minutes of a time because the way she speaks directly penetrates my brain

>>65740431
God, imagine eating her out and having fresher breath afterwards than when you started

>>65740691
Need to save Purin

>>65740454
i thought it was called oiler because they're oil barons with a ton of money to donate

>>65740659
Sunday

>>65740428
how'd you do the captcha?

>>65740706
What does that mean?

>>65740454
Oilers are called oilers because of their presumed wealth, it comes from "oil baron"

I need to have sex with a korean ladybug

>>65740571
Isn't saying this here a poor idea then?

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
Happy new year, /lig/ (Pacific still pending)! Hope all you have done for ritual will become true! And make sure to give love to your oshi!

>>65740780
god speed

>>65740797
>six days away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65740853
The chances of us meeting in a multiplayer game is extremely low.

>>65740797
>guiding lands
What areas is she focusing on?

>>65740965
but not zero

>>65740874
Happy new year cum inside anon, I hope this is the year

>>65740801
nta but it i'm too illiterate or crossfaded to type correctly i can still squeeze out and few more verification not required posts before i have to struggle with it and like 50/50 chance i give u p or eventually get it and keep going, you'd be surprised

>>65740984
Well say hi then

>>65740965
a grimmi avatar isnt gonna be hard to find if you use the search engine

>>65741033
broh smame!

>>65740454
>"oiling" the machine
That's a slightly anachronistic way to think about it. Do a little digging on the history of Twitch.

>>65740965
Eh, I dunno, I always expect someone extremely autistic to run several image searches out of boredom or something.

>>65740874
>>65741021
Sorry but she's a virgin and saving herself for me.

>>65740965
If you bump into one of us make sure you do the secret /lig/ handshake

>>65739174
they're gonna cut off our limbs and turn us into catboys

>>65741103
or some oil drilling

Naiyo seems like the type of bug to inject you with venom and then lurk just out of reach taunting you until you succumb

>>65741103
more like Oli'ing machine lmao

Milky turning 31 tomorrow

>>65740977
Just go into a controlled coma

>>65741058
>>65741106
Eh, if you're autistic enough to hunt me down I'll just call you a fag.

>>65740111
"rrat" started as a Hololive joke, specifically about this moment during one of Pekora's streams when she was playing MGS Snake Eater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacN1MzyeKo
She found a "R.RAT" (Ration: Rat) and made that noise. Around the same time, in 4chan threads about vtubers, the word "narrative" was used to describe fan theories and rumors about stuff happening to the talents behind the scenes. People noticed that "narrative" contained the letters "rrat" and thus a meme was born.

>>65741327
Meant for >>65740900

>>65741324
She should gently crush my cock

>>65741106
of course, i have a google doc of people's posts saved here and who i think their twitch account/steam account/etc connected accounts are, its like rrats but the other way around, and considering you are either poster the is either the moffposter or that one grimmi poster it would be really easy so figure out i think so yeah, dont feel discouraged its jst something i do for fun and also it has been useful like once ever

>>65741257
Probably not, doesn't seem fun enough.

>>65738752
https://twitter.com/RainhoeVT/status/1676965683861807105
I'm not aware of Rainhoe ever sharing her feet like Numi, heres the closest you'll get

I killed like, 37 vespers to make this boba tea

tastes good with taro flavor

>>65741537

>>65741324
She should rape some underaged boys

>>65741450
hwat

grimmi really is just collecting the fujo infinity stones with this stream

>>65741739
What happens when she gets them all and snaps?

Lucy and Bao are the only Vtubers who respect men

>>65741824
she makes all the boys gay

>>65741629
giwtwm

>need to buy a phone to talk in half these bitches chatrooms
what the fuck

>>65741824
you and me kiss i think

Mouse hears Filian's name and excuses her self from that group in disgust. She can't even hide it anymore, it seems like.

>>65741828
Bao is the only vtuber who's hornier than most of the posters here.

>>65741739
>>65741824
She's becoming too powerful, we have to take her down.

>>65741923
Based

>>65741372
Fair enough.
>>65741464
Hm, I feel like for most it comes down to just guessing though, unless someone just messes up and posts something really identifying.

>>65741923
wtf I love mouse now

>>65741828
Bao is so deranged. I still watch the Blaidd and baolifornia clips probably once a week. What an absolute menace. I adore her.

>>65741923
Or she left when camila showed up uninvited
Either is a good reason

>>65741824
The omegaverse becomes real and most of us grow wombs

>>65741923
You made me check her stream for filian. Fuck you. She's not even there.

>>65741899
Discord is reddit which is the CCP and the NWO. She missed you.

>>65741899
you need to buy a phone or a pc to be in their chatrooms too thirdie

>>65742112
>https://twitter.com/baovtuber/status/1741611929200644591
Did you see that she made one more baoberry video to close the year out

I would like to have a threesome with froot and mel

>>65742268
>Doesn't know about 2FA
Okay retard

I'm learning a lot

>>65742354
Froot is seiso and would never consider it.

>>65742354
>Excuse me, Mr. Twitch

>20 minute brb
Callie im falling sleep, bring out meat!

>>65742112
I wish I could be her friend

>>65742076
LMAO dude i'm high as fuck as you are so obivously the moffposter

>>65742518
Apparently VRchat is overloaded and basically not letting them in so they are probably deciding what to do

womp womp

>>65742435
This is very educational honestly,.

Please, I'm too sad to gob right now

I would do almost anything for a someone to make this face at me

Is Twitch recover not working properly for anyone else? I'm trying to get the m3u8 vod link for the current Callie 3AM stream, but every time I copy paste the stream analytics link, it just crashes.

Camila just walked out of the ocean to slay Anny and claim Vedal as her own

>>65742554
I mean, yeah. I'm not asking out of worry, I was just curious.

>>65742712
In my experience Twitch Recover isn't 100% reliable, if it crashes after a couple attempts then usually it means it can't find the link

>>65742518
30-40 min. brbs is normal for a Callie stream

what does BL stand for?

>>65742868
boy love aka yaoi aka if you date a fujo she'll try to groom you into getting buttfucked while you lick the bull's cum off her toes

>>65742868
black label

>>65742868
balding liggerman

>>65742868
Big Ligger.

You already know who it is

>>65742856
She does ten or fifteen usually unless her neighbors are doing weird shit

>>65743048

>>65742868
bloomin' lolita (fbi term)

I'm starting to feel like I don't enjoy vtubers anymore. Seeing them have fun reminds me that I have failed in every aspect of life.

>>65742848
Aside from one or twice in the pas, it usually works fine for me, but today it just doesn't wanna co-operate.
Just my luck, I guess.

>>65742329
I had not but now I'm going to watch it.

>>65742535
Same. I just want to see someone with that insane level of chaotic energy. She's probably not as blatant in person but still. Scott just refusing to read her tweet live and her reaction to that was priceless. I hope that man has seen her reaction to him finally reading it aloud. I can hear those screeches in my mind.

>>65743132
kek

All those damn VRChat mutes and furries oughta log off I wanna see the ladies in 3D

>Vei cant stream wtihout Soda.
>nyanners cant stream without aethel.
>mouse cant stream without connor

Do they all hate filian or dont want to collab with her for mocking them that she doesnt use her BF Rekson everyday as a part of her life to stream to low key diss them?

>>65743067
Is her boyfriend in chat

>>65742607
Personally I think they should hold Coqui down and cattle prod her

what

>>65743243
>BF Rekson

focus on stream rekson

snuffy said she's planning for a reptilian smilfy

>>65743364
woa better quit cult organized crime.

>>65743198
You will never improve yourself if you don't try. It is never too late to start.

3am VR has started

>>65743474
no theres definitely a point at which its too late. and thats posting here

>>65736309
A little bitch loser to heaven

>>65743591
I wanna die

>>65743198
>Seeing them have fun reminds me that I have failed in every aspect of life.
Same, but personally that's a constant feeling no matter what I do. Watching chuubas feels like at least someone in the vicinity is having fun. I did get far more picky about streams because of this though.

>>65743591
That's not true, Reiyu was an /a/ janny as a prepubescent child and despite all of the hardship in her life she's still making it

>>65743586
unless its one Oli's channel I don't care

>>65743586
the gorls

>>65743067
ITS YA BOY ERREH ERREH EH EH ERREH FREEEEESH LIGOU WIT DA JUICE AND I GOT MAJOR JUICE

>>65743670
hahahah yeah same

>>65743830
>>65743670
we're all fucked together

>Meat has a chest tracker
>Leans over and shakes her chest

>>65743733
>Reiyu was an /a/ janny as a prepubescent child
Wasn't Morko an underage /v/ janny? Are all jannies just little girls?

I believe that all of you can get a girl to have sex with you if you really tried.

Where oli

>>65743975
even snuffyposter?????

>>65744018
She's coming, the VRC servers on the west coast are playing up

>>65743591
Anon I came here from SA. I have literally been on 4chan over 20 years at this point. If I was able to make it, you most certainly can.

2024 is the year I confess to my oshi

>>65743975
My dick's small and a weird shape and my loads are pathetic and I can't even stay hard enough to jerk off half the time. It'd be humiliating for both of us, but probably mostly me.
I'll stay a turbovirgin, thanks.

>>65741923
She can't handle someone who has the potential to top her.

>>65743243
>Bitches cant stream without their pimps
Yeah, wow, neat.

>>65743975
Have sex? Honestly I'd just be happy to get a girl to speak to me without her feeling uncomfortable.

>>65744134
you came here from sexual assaults?

>>65743975
Then hurry up and fuck me already, Oli.

https://twitter.com/RainhoeVT/status/1548687195132887042
Rainhoe acquired heavy hangers, thick thighs, and huge shits in a year, how did she do it

>>65743975
I hate women so that would eventually leak out

Look man, I just think it would be grand if Olivia Monroe held my head against her tummy. Like I'm not being weird about it, I just think I would never complain about my lot in life again

>>65744134
>goon
wow it's like being an ancient Greek and spotting a Minoan, except the Minoans were cool

>>65743975
I'm trying to have sex with Coqui, but I need a passport

first thing Im jerking off to the new year is my oshi.

>>65744402
fuck off rtx nigger

>>65744407
cut it out

>>65744422
Don't make fun of us.
Our dead, gay forum has managed to remain comfy and small while the rest of the internet has only gotten larger and shittier.

>>65744158
self-harm isn't cool anon

>>65744501
It's not that easy. Here's to 2024

>>65743975
I think a girl could get me if they really tried

>>65744174
Most girls don't care about dick size as long as it isn't some like 2" acorn or something. They really don't care at all about load size. However you can correct that at least with a simple vitamin and amino acid stack, stuff you can find at a Walmart even. If you were that concerned about it.

Hardness just try some L-argenine. If that doesn't do it you can literally get generic Viagra shipped to your door without so much as ever seeing a doctor face to face. 100% online.

>>65744533
if you dont stop tipping your hand about our presence i'll make a helldump thread about you

>>65744402
Not seeing the heavy hangers in this picture. Would also really appreciate it if you stopped talking about her shits.

>>65744533
gooning really has very different connotations online in 2023, or is it the same

>>65743198
Do not belong to normie world. They all slow death camped each-other for 100 years. Say nothing but the No.

>>65744501
Hey Cosgrove, how come you never got married?

>>65744635
Not if Lowtax's shambling corpse gets to you first.

>>65743975
yea I am sure I can, but I dont have the drive to do so.

>>65744724
Cause I like Meat too much.

>>65744284
That would probably be less terrible.

>>65744422
Accurate.

>>65744533
Rare seeing another one in the wild. Glad some of us are still around at least.

>>65744622
/lig/ga... He's probably too sad

>>65744533
>don't make fun of us

>>65743975
Every time I go outside I have sex. I'm never leaving my house again. There will never be stupidassed new world order. (shit was SO man made silver bullion)

I'm not in a bad mood anymore.
Thanks liggas.

>>65744637
nta but his point was that a year ago she was thin and petit and now she's built like a brick shithouse (the answer is she's been stuffing her fat face with doordash like the rest of them, it's not complicated)

buhh

>>65743953
Meat being very cute with her new chest tracker

oooo shit looks like anny woke up

>>65745032
Yeah "cute"

>>65744936
Impregnate fatto catto

>>65745007

>>65744753
I forgot he killed himself. Sad. I hope moot is at least doing well, even if he was a collosal faggot he at least started this shitty boat of a site through some really bad times.

>>65743975
no it's really genuinely unequivocally unquestionably fucking over for me

Yuy is totally wasted. Wow

>>65745195
Lift weights and take a shower. Get a hobby that doesn't involve the Internet. It's really not all that difficult.

>>65745032
>That tummy
>Panties peeking out
Coqui's driving me crazy.

>>65745256
has she talked about bwc

i hope this post doesnt come across as too much of an authentic emotion or like patronizing (contemptible) but i've known a few girls like callie calico who never were given the opportunity to pursue culture or arts and getting to take one to a museum or aquarium or zoo and having stuff explained to them makes their whole world, and i hope that callie gets to have that

this little dork is jamming out and it's cool and cute

huge indie

>>65745315
dont tell me what is and isn't difficult norm

>>65745315
I didn't ask for the woman, and now they are making demands of me before we even met?

gang's all here

>>65745256
is this bitch really this fucked up or is this the ultimate Chinese psyop

Grimmi should do more BL streams.

>>65745354
That's mainly /lig/ and chat pushes it sometimes

>>65745425
Hacker's got such a nice voice.
It's got a smoothness to it that's different from other female voices that makes it especially nice to listen to.

>>65743975
I know, people used to force themselves on me when I was a kid.

Grimmi should do more BJ streams

Yuy playing piano is really cute

>>65738439
Lucy Pyre BTFO

>>65745494
>>65745524
You expect her to not be a bad smelling landwhale, no?

I made it happen by being a literal autist when it comes to saltwater fish and inadvertently doing a tour show of an aquarium I have no association with. For people I didn't know at the time and had never met. If I can make it, you fags certainly can.

>>65745589
Can't happen.

>>65745824
>You expect her to not be a bad smelling landwhale, no?
i never said that

Gaspar should do BL BJ streams

Grimmi should do more DJ streams

>>65745884
Fair enough. Do nothing to improve yourself and go land that Moby dick, king.

>>65745824
also i didn't ask for your blog story and fishing is way more normie than autist anyway have a nice new year

>3am all kiss as it hits midnight
>Coqui and Meat make sure to get some extra ones in
Cute

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAR

>>65745114
Yeah, cute

If Oli is such a Stacy then why is this how she's spending New Years Eve?