/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yes i thought she was going to stream and that i wasn't going to spend new years by myself.

My cute and dorky wife, Riifu!

>>65719776
deadpoles, dont look!

My adorable menhera motherwife, Skye!

>>65719924
How did you even manage to find an inkling of confidence that Zumi was going to stream tonight?

There is a disturbing lack of Mirri blacked edits

>>65720267
She literally told us not to make plans and that we better be free for valentines day too

>>65720515
>>65720267
>>65719924
that's fucking grim. I'm sorry for you guys.

2024 is the year of Zumi, you just gotta believe

Frog sex!

>>65720450
Skye needs art but not that badly.

>>65720566
She couldn't even manage one month and now you want to give her an entire year!?

I don't get when blaise is starting her stream

at what point am I supposed to drop Zumi?

>>65721023
Like a month ago.

ZUMI TWITTER POST

>>65721056
We are so back

>>65720667
Well now you're just getting picky

Zumi... Your midnight automated twitter post went off 2 hours early...

>>65721056
>no mention of the stream
Grim.

>>65721056
just like chumbuds.. jumping at scraps..

All is forgiven Zumi. This tweet earns you at least 2 more weeks worth of not streaming.

>>65721149
It's from a members stream so she can sweep it under the rug without having to address it. She doesn't want even more stream cancelation messages out there.

My cute robowife Navi!

>the blue is for blue ball awareness
She's aware she blue balled us

>>65721213

>>65721370
>it's real
kek

Zumi...

Zumi you really don't need to purposely come /here/ to read your 10 rude messages a day
You already know what people are gonna say

My first gooning session of 2024 is dedicated to Kilia.

Happy new year /eien/

Life is a highway....

>>65721978
how could you possibly goon to Kilia? she's impossible to goon to

I'm a day 1 buoy and i never fapped to kilia

>>65722132
Does anyone other than the dead chuuba or eww even having enough lewd content to jerk off to for an extended period?

>>65722207
Then can you really call yourself a buoy?

>>65722359
Skye's art of herselt is hot enough for me, the rest doesn't have much... maybe mirri if you can make her marshmallows answers work for you

>>65722371
Yes

Blaise streaming in like 27 minutes, don't look deadpoles

>>65722680
It's Blaise. Nobody was looking to begin with.

>>65722901
>2nd highest sub count of haven

Amora schedule on youtube

>>65722901
I dropped Zumi for Blaise

>>65723131
You only need to stream regularly

>>65723169
We love minecraft here

>>65723169
I'm ready for the heartrate monitor

>>65723169
Has she given any hints on the redesign?

>>65723412
A simpler seal.

The biggest heartbreak for me surrounding Zumi tonight, is that she doesn't even live in America, let alone Boston

>>65723481
Riifu...

>>65723481
Where would she live then? There's no way she isn't in america

>>65723517
Look, I'm a 30 year old horny weeb, but not even I could find a woman streaming Yume Nikki lore for hours sexual, even if she was technically naked

>>65723481
are you saying it because of the new year tweet? or deeper knowledge?

>>65723517
Did she have to remove her underwear?

>>65723686
She posted her midnight tweet at 10 am EST. It definitely wasn't midnight anywhere in the US.

>>65723169

>>65723459
Wow

>>65723761
All her posts are GMT aligned. Maybe she's just pandering to Brits...

>>65723412
>>65723459
MAKE US SPHEALS

>>65723459
She should make it a cute but simple walrus to avoid the carnie comparison

>>65723169
>>65723802
>ichikamaia
>https://www.twitch.tv/maia
It's that one girl who's chatted in a ton of Amora streams

>>65723791
What midnight tweet?

>>65723905
Yeah amora will design a pokemon

>>65724017
Didn't she also do debut reactions

https://twitter.com/MirriSinfire/status/1741668373241479297
First actual Mirri audio (but it's not lewd)

>>65724022
Her new years tweet?

>>65724168
>but it's not lewd
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

>>65724168
She will get 5k subs quicker if she releases the audio first

>>65724168
>no funny business
Then why post it on the nsfw account

>>65724228
yeah but it wasn't posted at 10am EST. Or did you mean 10pm?

>>65724339
yeah pm, anon mistyped

>nerissa and blaise streaming at the same time
Who do i watch now

>>65724337
I mean she tells us she masturbated in the shower in it

>>65724261
Honestly. Withholding this stuff for monetary goals is one thing but withholding them for metric goals is an oxymoron.

You will be spending New Year with your bro's cute little sister, right?

>>65724339
>>65724387
Sorry, I'm drinking on new years and mixed up am and pm. Regardless it wasn't midnight anywhere in the US. Minus maybe some weird island we have annexed who's timezone I'm unaware of.

>>65724168
Mirri's voice with a vibrator in the same audio

>>65724415
>she tells us she masturbated in the shower
And yet, it's not even lewd? How did she pull that off?

>>65724535
Well yeah, my bro's nowhere to be seen...

>>65724581
I think that island is called England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhr0LxN-O5A

>>65723722
Your loss, girls doing casual things while naked is what gives me the biggest boners in the world

Drunk Blaise stream...

this is everything i wished for, thank you eien, thank you chat and more importantly... thank you, anons who introduced me to eien.

Blaise doesn't like the taste of alcohol. cute

>>65726537

Get naked Blaise

>>65726073
Have a good 2024 femanon.

>>65725254
Don't be proud of your mental illness

I'm glad my oshi is streaming tonight, I can't imagine having an oshi that doesn't care enough to spend new year's eve with me

>>65727529
Don't kick the kekpoles while they're down

slightly drunk blaise is really cute wtf

Do you think Zumi gets off on making me feel like an idiot for believing her or is it just a sad side effect of her condition?

>>65727650
I just want them to smarten up

Blaise needs to be drunk all the time

https://twitter.com/NanimoNavi/status/1741677956571783390
>that hat
Yeah, in my mouth.

>>65727665
Probably a bit of both. Hopefully this will temper expectations though.

>>65727529

>>65727711
I have already canceled my membership, don't worry

navi chatting and mirri on blaise's streanms

>>65727711
Smarten up how? We bitch endlessly already. And obviously whoever (you)'re oshi is, we don't want her. The only option left is to check out a different corpo... oh wait...
Riiflings Idk what notRiifu did for you to latch on to anti'ing Zumi but you should just move on. It's far from subtle.

Do you guys remember that weird looking dog Zumi said she found on the street after being 30 minutes late that one stream?
Weird she's never brought it up again.

>>65728238
rent free

>>65727898
Not renewing your gifted isn't a cancel

>>65728238
Are those riiflings in the room with us right now?

>>65727663
>slightly
not for long

>>65728267
She gave it to a shelter

>>65728290
Blatantly shit-stirring in the threads for a week straight isn't "rent free". That's literally rent paid.

Blaise spilled her piss bottle......

>>65728267
She brought it to a vet then a non-kill shelter. Watch streams.

blaise is gonna vomit on stream for sure

Don't reply to obvious bait.

>>65728610
She can do all that for some random dog but can't stream for her kekpoles? Very parasocial of her

>>65728517
Literally paid too, soe gives discounts on her content if you brigade certain place for her. I used to do it to push her stuff on reddit (kek)

>>65728701
I wish Zumi would take me to a kill shelter. It would be a mercy at this point.

>>65728610
Thats kind of the problem anon... What streams?

>>65728564
yeah, in my mouth

>>65728238
Brother, Blaise is my oshi. Where the fuck did the Riifu shit come from, did you even fucking read my previous post?
>We bitch endlessly already
Keep it up. It will work eventually, I'm sure of it.

It's 6am for Mirri she was drinking all night

That vodka? Me

ZUMI ON BLAISE STREAM

ZUMI ON BLAISE'S STREAMS YOU FAGGOTS

>>65728861
It worked

kekpoles cucked live

>It's New Years, everyone gets goods
can I get a stream Zumi? That's all I really want...

I can't ever be mad at Zumi because everytime she speaks I picture Boston Rob

Zumi...

>>65728861
>I'm a ryubie ackshully!
Don't throw stones in that glass house

The Grand Wizard.

Does Zumi know it's already new year on the east coast

These guerilla collabs will set deadpoles back like a week

since when blaise is this cute wtf, she should drink on stream more

Happy new year Blaise

>>65729289
She was pissing...

Deadpoles... we are so back

The entirety of haven is here

>>65729834
Museia could never

>Zumi's return was yet another collab, when she originally promised a gfe stream for nye
Quit acting like this is a positive, it's actually worse now

https://twitter.com/ZumiDokumi/status/1741687189824516499
Zumi ASMR but it's completely scuffed

>>65729877
Im not saying we're back until Zumi communicates to us about what she is doing a single time. A lot of heartache could be avoided if she just said "I'm going to stream with all the haven girls tonight!" instead of radio silence, corpo tweet, appear on Blaise's stream 5 minutes before midnight.

>>65730038
kekpoles are our chumkeks. they take any dirt as the holy grail

>>65730038
quit shitting up the thread Riitard and fuck off

>>65730038
shut up and enjoy your one zumi guerilla collab of the week, and see you next week

>>65730038
shut it

>>65730154
All is forgiven, I'm not a kekpole though

>>65730154
amazing

better start archiving bros

Audios are coming. It is going to be a good year.

Blaise is not joking. Invest in advertising, Eri

>>65730691
Proof of that is Roca from idol jumping like 4k subs in her donothon because of ads

kekpoles...

>3 Family Guy assets
>No Family Guy watchalong in sight
What's the POINT

Zumi and Blaise kissed on stream for New Years.
Should've been me...

I self insert as Navi

now this is a kino stream

>>65730217
I'm not a Riitard, I really am a deadpole. I'm not mad, I'm just sad.
Been a rough month to be a froge fan, but between Thanksmas and the Gremlin's members stream, I thought she'd finally make it all good on New Years. We'd move past the stummy hort, the stray animals, the whatever the fuck. We'd have a nice one on one moment and we'd enter the New Year together. But we didn't get that. We have this. And it's more of the same. And that's going to be Zumi in 2024. More of the same. And that makes me sad.

I'm cumming

>>65731444
Now she's doing ASMR

blaised?

Zumi kissed me

>>65732025
WE SAW Blaise, STOP GLOATING

When will you guys give up?

>>65732142
In 2024

>>65732142
I missed you

thoughts?

I still hate blaise but I thank her for being so awkward she makes chat look good

>>65732138
She kissed all deadpoles

>>65732342
Cute!

>>65732342
Not good, not bad. Mirri's hair was never a charm point.

>>65732342
what a cute creature

>>65732342
cute

>>65732427
Timestamp? Oh wait, Zumi is the only one who steams without replay turned off, despite being the most controversial girl, never mind

>>65732612
Kilia and Amora also have replay on

I had no idea about the horny salmon thing

Is that a god damn pink wojak

>>65732612
use this userscript for DVR on desktop/browser. use a script extrnsion, like tampermonkey
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/459535-ytbetter

If this stream has taught me anything, its that I don't actually like vtubers.I'm going to apologize to my ex and workout for 2024.

>>65733132
what?

>>65733186
They were doing well cutting down on the pepe and wojak shit

Who is really drunk and who is pretending

>>65733616
zumi said to google what happens to horny salmons (yes the fish)

>>65733937
Yeah

>>65733937
Blaise is definitely wasted.

>>65733937
Blaise is drunk, no one else is. She is an alcoholic.

This stream is somehow worse than the OG haven collab. Zumi is the only sober one btw,

Blaise...

Idk what 2024 is going to be the year of, but it ain't eien

This is definitely a collab of all time

>>65734589
VAllure

>>65734643
this vod is done for

What is even going on?

Zumi is the designated driver

>Zumi is so cute and purple and frog
she's not wrong

Not really an acceptable substitute for gfe stream.........

Grand Wizard Zumi...

???

Are they talking about the grand wizard thing right now...

Even in a stream full of drunk retards. Blaise is the most drunk and retarded.

Wait she's serious?

THE ULTIMATE WIZARD

Holy kek

>>65735125
the gfe is happening on discord kek

Does this confirm Zumi is African?

I was only ironically a blaise anti before but now it's real, CHILL OUT AND SHUT UP BITCH
Nobody thought you were actually accusing Zumi of being a KKK leader
Every one of you girls need to make it a new year's resolution to quit reading these threads,
Holy fuck

>>65735609
She's drunk and doesn't know what's going through her brain

Mirri reading lewd maros in the middle of the stream

>>65735609
She’s autistic (not kidding) anonchama please forgive

Mirri...

>>65735684
>>65735841
Something funny about Zumi and Mirri quietly texting their communities while blaise goes on cringe tangents. reminds me of being in college again.

She actually has autism.

>>65736122
Haven unity babyyyyyyyy

Explain the fox to me, I like her lewd account but is she a good chuuba?

>>65736557
no

>>65736557
She's fun to watch, unique accent and great laugh, good chat interaction, with a side of parasocial and GFE

>>65736637
Good, I'll stick to the lewd maros and flirting

Drunk Blaise is very cute

>>65736762
Oooh, nice I like that she sounds like a nerd or something

>>65736895
She has a very nasally voice yeah

yab

YAB

Navi will manage to stream for eien and graduate college but one will suffer for the other. Spoiler: it will be streaming for eien

Yab averted

>>65737039
Business as usual then

Blaise is pissing.

And there goes Zumi

See you next week for the next guerilla collab with Zumi

Zumi will stream more this year.

RATE THE NEW YEARS

Blaise HATES Skylights and Bouys!

>>65737755
fuck off riifling

>>65737755
Drunk Blaise doesn't work with collabs

>>65737755
kino autism

>>65737687
>>65737279
This time I have to blame the rest of Haven. Zumi did her best, What the actual fuck is wrong with Blase? Autism isn't a good enough excuse,

>>65737946
it's not an excuse, it's a reason

Someone explain the KKK thing

>>65737839
Blaise should be sober as a nun for collabs and drunk as a skunk for every solo stream

>>65737755
>Amora
Very cute and even a bit GFE and horny at times. Great stream.
>Mrri
fun zatsu and then guerilla where she nerded out over her favorite game, I liked it
>Blaise
Made me feel like I was having a stroke.

>>65737755
I want these girls to make it so bad. Also nothing posted here will ever make me change my mind since Zumi was still great and I still have no interest in watching Navi

>>65738001
Blaise made an unintentional KKK joke in reference to Zumi. Only like 2 people /here/ even commented on it, They all read these threads, because they're mentally ill, and so drunken Blaise apology dumped on Zumi about it. It was almost as hard to watch as Kiki playing DotA with her boyfriend on community game night,

>>65738214
Zumi has a lot of problems, without a doubt. But when she's live, she works magic. Plus, all the other girls love her like crazy.

Frog ASMR is coming..

>>65738214
As an outsider Navi is probably the most attractive personality

Ok recommend me one of your new gen chuubas

>>65738833
Amora

>>65738833
None. They're all a hard sell at this time. But if you're still looking come January? You'll be surprised.

>>65738833
Navi is peak CGDCT and unintentional GFE

>>65726996
thank you anons, EIEN LOVE FOR 2024

I hope Kilia had a nice night.

The frog has her problems but it's never what y'all complain about. I love her a lot and want to give her a big smooch. I don't think 2024 will be the year of eien but I do think Zumi will do well for herself.

>>65723226
It’s the arknights buff

>>65741170
new year, new cope

>>65741170
I love you Zumi

>>65741170
What sort of things do you think Zumi needs to work on? Asking for a friend.

>>65741170
Things can only get better

>>65741741
Letting us know before canceling would be a start.

What time zone is Raziel in

>>65730783
reina from kawaii failed a 7 day subathon to get from 42k to 50k
She is the second most subbed now at 73k because of ads

>>65742866
Just ask him yourself you antisocial schizoid mess.

remove frogs from the premises

>>65738214
They will never make it unless Eri ups her ad game

>>65743104
not to mention she did literally nothing for a 10K incline. She was on break then, kek.

>>65743134
I'm not in the discord

>>65736997
>>65737025
what happened

>>65741741
She needs to drop a bit of her streamer persona, explain to the deadpoles what she's dealing with beyond "muh cramps", and make an honest effort from there
No amount of self-commissioned fan art, ramdom gfe, or weird collabs, will save her

>>65743802
Mirri said she got out of a toxic relationship in 2023

>>65743882
She then immediately clarified that it wasn't a romantic relationship.

>>65745023
ok Mirri

has any eien talent collabed with males?

>>65745181
eien is antimale

>>65745181
Only if you count Kiki playing with the dear person

>>65745258
rules? I’m thinking even the ones not into parasocial or gfe stir away from that

>>65745023
It's obvious she is not a virgin

>>65743219
Why doesn't she? I've never seen a single Haven ad. Did she just give up on Haven before they even debuted? V4Mirai and VNU have way more subs while having half of Havens CCV. It doesn't make sense.

>>65746227
She's stupid

>>65747165
to play the devil’s advocate ad subs may not translate to live watchers
they might watch your uploads but not streams which is important

>no kilia new year tweet for pst
cuckbuoys

>>65747524
She hates Americans

>>65747694
she flaked on the buoys a whole month to get ran through by americans

>>65747817
Only Zow.

>>65743798
Damn, this thread fucking hates their own chuubas don't they, h

Hopefully Kilia gets poached by PixelLink and this sorry excuse of a corp with horrible fans burns to the ground

>>65748773
isnt everyone in eien doing better than everyone in pixel

>>65748532
constructive criticism

>>65748532
>>65748773
moronchama, how did you accidentally hit post, do you prefill the captcha??

blaise love

>>65748897
not really

>>65748773
Poached by pixelink???? Lol, lmao even

>>65719776
Zumi project

>>65719929
>>65714576

You have your own thread

>sleep 5h
>new thread almost bump limit
Oh boy...

>>65748773
Kilia doesn't have the same personality as the girls in PixelLink. Kilia isn't a 'spongebob girl'.

>>65748532
kek

>>65754404

>>65752243
blaise got sloshed, zumi did asmr, navi posted pepes, eventful new years

>>65754525
picrel

>>65754742
Thanks, catching up now. I just knew navi was a frogposter...

>>65754818

>>65754742
fuck yeah vod to watchzzzzzzzzzz

Deadpoles, I'm happy for you.

All I want in the new year is one Zumi OSRS stream...

>>65757022
Andrick kill yourself

>>65757130
Who the fuck is Andrick?

>>65748773
Better to have bad fans than no fans
Pixellink is fucking dead

>>65757244
Oh I don't know, im just copying what the last guy said when someone asked zumi for osrs
makes me feel part of the group, you kno?

>>65745023
An unconvincing drunken backpedal after an unfortunate drunken admission

>>65757432
This general is all about cute, retarded fanbases, you fit right in!

>>65757022
One of many unfulfilled promises. I stopped holding my breath for that Punch-out stream.

I don't like drunk Blaise anymore

>>65757550
where did the mean lady touch you, anon?

>>65746131
You're telling me the bdsm chick with a list of fetishes long than my arm used to have a boyfriend who hit her? Nyo....

>>65757616
She stopped being cute around the time she was fumbling an unasked for apology over the kkk stuff

>>65757672
valid, wasn't a fan either

Make the next op navi

I dare baker to use this

>>65757965
I would, but it seems like it will bring too much tourists

the timeline preview tricked me.... no....

Sex

Today is going to be a very slow day