/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

I love my wife so much!!

goob

>>65684634
SNIFFFFFFF

Antis and Feistyfags BTFO

Sure do miss my Oshi.

>>65684817
No, watch.

That's it's for December?

see you next year

Happy New Year /ggg/
not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>65684625
Your oshi ruined mine

We've seen her do choreography well before like with aqua and marine, so it's not like she can't dance disciplined, but it is time consuming to practice, that's why I think Gura did a song light on strict choreography this time. There was a lot of room to just do their own thing the way they performed the song. I think she just wants to be an NPC from now on, to be involved but not have big roles.

>>65685027
Meds

>>65684668
The endless potential of Gurapits with that sakamata outfit... can't wait for all of the fanarts

This gave me the strength to keep going for another year

>not a single relfection or upskirt short from the Shuffle
Why live?

>>65684625
Literal S E X

>>65684980
Good fuck you Teamate

Sex with a fembud.

>>65684970
happy new year

>>65684625
CUNNY I KNEEL
ALL IS FORGIVEN

>>65684625
I need her to bully my dick

>>65684625
I need her to actually stream.

>>65684625
WHERE ARE YOU

huhaha

>>65684625
I need to have sex with this

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

I just want to rape this creature in the new year is that too much to ask?

>>65686078
>>65686246
Based SEAbuds

>>65684668
I LOVE GURA
Hey cool thats my screenshot kek, I was going to repost it here

What if gura came on mori's butt.

>>65686435
I'm not SEA. I was just wishing them a happy new year. It's twelve something here.

my wife

>don't even care about the concert
Bruh I've been to one in person. Fuck this year.

>>65684634
>>65684761
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114131826

>>65687522
Same desu, I'm skipping this one and future ones until she streams regularly.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>65687582
but why?

>>65687150
Gura, save a horse, ride a cowboy (me)

>>65687150
cute!

come home chumbies

>>65684634
someone post the better one

>>65690524
>better

>>65688277
I posted this. Yeehaw!

I don't know how some of you can keep a positive attitude right now...

>>65690733
Because she's with me right now

>>65690733
same

Didn't watch it. Looks like I didn't miss much but some lame 4 person group song and a retarded outfit change.

>>65690851
the outfit change is cute you fag

>>65690371
I'm not watching renpc's cumrag anon. Pick someone else next time.

>>65687522
I was sleeping. I watch it later.

>>65691057
rent free

I think Gura is suffering from impostor syndrome... The more successful she is the harder it is for her mental health.

>>65690733
I think about fembuds all day.

>>65691306
Doesn't change the fact that he dropped Gura and Shondo for her anon. Choose a better girl next time.

>>65691229
I probably would have watched it if someone (Gura) told me about it?

>>65691657
retard, she is just a lazy procrastinator who doesn't care.

>>65691850
shes just that cute

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfeiw5rzg8o
Jesus, you could hear the hesitation in their voice when Gura came on screen. Even JP chuubas where suprised at Gura showing up anytime soon.

>>65692356
Are you a fembud?

>>65692356
Huh, Gura is real?

Gura in Chloe's outfit is pure sex T u T

>>65684668
I wonder what she smells like here

>>65692356
Pretty sure they were surprised by all the appearances and "hesitated" because they wanted to see who she'd change into.

wheres the new years stream?

>>65684668
That’s not possible with me here

>>65694094
If it’s like last year the ones involved no but not the others

I havent met many stinky girls before. I need to smell gura and chloe

>>65687150
Gura reset button *pachi*

>Gawr Gura has been restored to default factory settings

>>65694711
god I wish, give me those two years again

When will Gura finish Super Metroid? I've been waiting for the finale for quite a while.

Here's a very cute Aqua/Gura sync
https://youtu.be/iMP8Vx8cEcI?t=4928

>>65695246
Im still waiting for ina’s next lobotomy corp stream

Gura's belly is swelling with my children.

>>65696027
Yeah me in her belly.

>>65696027
Yea, my parents in her belly.

>>65696224
She's all scrunched up like that cause of all the medical equipment hooked up to her.

stream doko

Are there any pics of Gura being sick?
I went to walmart and bought 8 cans of soup and a bottle of nyquil >:3

>>65696623
Time to make some NyQuil chicken :3

>>65692356
So true sister! They're definitely obsessing over Gura and how much she streams/whatever she does

>>65692356
Was her part prerecorded? Copebuds are holding out hope in the Sendai stream comments that she'll come back.

>>65697992
They're just like me fr fr..

Can I have a Gura please

>>65698416
All of it was pre-recorded

>>65696623
Theres that image with gura playing on her switch with her toes sticking out. I like that one

>>65698416
There were multiple watchalongs from people who were in it. They weren't even pretending it was live.

>>65698651
Pwease bost da bimage

She likes all parts of vtubing besides interracting with her fabs

>>65698690
They said it would be pre-recorded when it was announced

I haven't watched it yet. Did she interact with the others or move around them a lot, or did she stand in place the whole time?

I think I understand what sex-havers mean, when they say they envy me, that I don't know what I'm missing. Gura gave me a taste of genuine happiness, and now that has been ripped away from me.

>>65699753
Jerking off feels better than sex.

She's probably at a party right now.

>>65699741
She shook her ass at me.

tweet doko

>>65698416
How do you still not know which events are live and which ones are pre-recorded?
Every event is pre-recorded except for the ones that specifically say they are live events such as the paid-for solo lives like the ones that 5th gen, Watame, Pekora, and Towa did recently.

>>65699856
strong doubt

new year stream frame doko?

>>65700113
I'm asking whether it seemed like the mocap was recorded separately or if they were all actually there together when it was recorded.

>>65700291
every other channel.

happy new year buds
2024 will be better

>>65700291
https://youtu.be/VkOdEC6R5bk

>>65700291
not here because our oshi hates us and wishes us an awful Christmas and New Year.

I love my shark and you should too.

>>65700810
I do

Even Ame is coming back from her hiatus for a solo stream of Fallout NV for New Year's eve.

>>65698798
Would you want to interact with pedo psychos?

>>65700854
I want to interact with Gura, so...

>>65700852
I thought she finished that ages ago

News years eve shitposting is always the same. Might be fun to watch I guess.

>>65700997
It doesn't seem that different

this thread has been pretty dead this month
its nearly making me want to go to the discord just to see how bad or not bad it is

I'm gonna force my tongue down her throat, cum and piss in her asshole, then plug it up and have her walk around in public with the mixture sloshing around inside her. She'll be having a hard time keeping it all in, especially when I use the remote vibrator on her. She will be super embarrassed the entire time T o T

>>65700854
I'm here, aren't I

>>65700763
No, she does not hate you. She simply does not want to have anything to do with you.

>>65701055
Upon further inspection it kinda is the same. I was kind of hoping to see it a little more retarded than usual today honestly.

She's either going to spend tonight with family or at an epic New Year's Eve party, no in between

>>65701379
I'm leaning towards the first one.

>>65700810
I'm burned out

what are your expectations for 2024 ?

>>65701379
Cool. Personally I'm not doing anything special.

>>65701379
The first one, she's sitting in my lap right now and we're surrounded by our family members :3

Did Gura congratulate us for winning an award?

>>65701721
More of the same

>>65701841
More of just the same!
More of just the same!
More of just the same!
More of just the same! desu

>>65701791
Did Cover acknowledge any the awards they won at that thing? I know they acknowledged Gura winning the Twitch one before but I don't remember seeing anything about filian's.

>>65701055
Computer can I get more shark girl spinning?

The crumbs were delicious ngl

Chumbies you doing anything tonight? Or just chilling.

>>65702670

>>65703395
i was thinking about reading a book. it's so fun being lonely. definitely not upset at all.

>>65702670

>>65703395
Probably not doing anything tonight. My buds are pretty flaky.

>>65703395
probably just gonna post about Gura being a horrible oshi some more

>>65684625
https://twitter.com/MiAnDoDi_/status/1452118417574670337

>>65703589
That's the spirit! Let's be alone together.

>>65703590
I see this shit when I wake up in the morning and keep my eyes closed. Sometimes I think it’s an extra dimensional angel trying to communicate with me, but I’m too dumb to comprehend its message.

>>65703395
Ill probably be playing games with friends at midnight. Got nothing special going on.

>>65703395
I have to be up for work at 3am, so stress chilling like every other night.

>>65704104
That sucks. I used to have to do that for a doughnut shop job. Are you a doughnut baker too?

Hahaha she doesn't care about you losers

>>65700323
anyone with half a brain knows that this was most likely recorded during the same time as splash party

Hahaha I'm an even bigger loser that wants attention from said losers

>>65704584
I’m used to it. My whole life I’ve been bullied, for being smarter, faster, stronger. This is just water in the bridge for me.

>>65704584
Why do you go out of your way to try and be mean to people, honestly anon.

>>65704669
>from said losers
can you guys please stop calling me a loser

I don't know who you are or why you keep being mean to me, but you need to start being nice to me right now!!

>>65705178
ok. chu~

>>65705178
*bullies you*

>>65705178
Rubrubrubrub

Just wanted to let you guys know this by the end of the year: gura sucks toes and fucks hoes

>>65705611
Yeah, mine and me

>>65705611
based

>>65705611
hot

>>65684625
God I can smell her from here

>>65706064
What do sharks smell like?

>>65705611
Didn’t know that Gura’s a futa

>>65684625
>Fish gets the stinky fish outfit

>>65706200
Everyone in Hololive is according to my favorite Dojins

>>65706200
I love her even with her two cocks.

>>65706200
I can take it

>>65684625
why does this image make my pp hard

>>65706200
More "lezdom" (she's a bottom bitch)

>>65705611
Gura should be put in her place

>>65692356
Orcschizo will never amount to anything hookek

>>65704697
It's water under the bridge, retard.

There's a hidden message on Gura's cover of Chloe's song. When she sings Push the Reset Button On Life she appears as a maid and as a cowboy. I think these are a reference to her previous house cleaning job and HER. Not sure about the third one

>>65707507
you are quite possibly the biggest retard in this thread

Where is our karaoke...

>>65707468
Water under the bridge? But that makes no sense? Water in the bridge makes much more sense to me, Chumbie, are you sure?

>>65704705
Because I'm one of those losers too and I feel mad at her betrayal

gura will owe me so much sex for the lack of streams i dont think her cervix is ready.

I need to cuddle this dumb girl in bed after she hasn't bathed for days.

>>65707507
Maybe the third one is her job as a Tokyo shiller
>>65707591
He's got a point you know

>>65684625
Who is this sexy creature?

>>65704231
Nah, work on the dock in the back of a Grocery store. Shitty hours but the pay is stupid good.

>>65706200
Would suck her and let her frot me

>>65708719
Imagine if your mother read what you just typed. Have some humility man, my God.

>>65708933
Don't you mean self-respect?

>>65708933
not op but i would let gura split my asscheeks so far apart and have rectal prolapse for her futa cock to poke inside my ribcage

Everyone is way too horny for my adorable small wife. Please contain yourselves.

I'm not nearly horny enough for my wife.

>>65709348
i will contain myself when cover makes up for their employee's absence with an official gawr gura sex doll with built in flesh light that has been moulded to her cunny shape and feel
until then i will hornypost

>>65709348
Ask you adorable small wife to stop being so erotic then.

>stinky shark is now a stinky orca

Remember Gawr Gura?

>>65710700
she took PEDs so she'll never get into the vtuber HoF

>>65701089
h-hot

>>65710700
I remember don't worry.

What's the over/under on a Happy New Year tweet? I'm sure she's enjoying the day with her friends and family, but she'll at least have time to send us a short message, right?

>>65710977
Less than zero

Child

>>65710977
She couldn't care less

>>65710977
she's gone so she can come back stronger

anyone merch shipped yet?

6 minutes gawr gura, you're on

>>65711115
it did for japaneses but not for everyone else

>>65692356
>kawaii
>sugeii
>heee

>>65710977
At the current rate I'm not really expecting one, but I'm still not going to completely dismiss the possibility of there being one.
If there is one great. If there isn't one I'm not going to shitpost about it or something dumb.

we could just watch mumei until she's back

>>65711469
If you u ironically think they sound alike you need to get your ears checked

>>65711584
gura herself thinks they sound alike sometimes

>50 years from now
>Someone is making a Gura documentary
>The last remaining Chumbud (me) is being interviewed
>Dark room, face is obscured by shadow, voice is modulated for anonymity
>I’m asked “Why’d you do it, anon? Why did you stick around for so long?”
>With one last sorrowful sigh, I take the photo out of my wallet, and show it.
>”It’s simple, really…I have been, and always shall be, her Chumbie.”
>A single tear shed, I fold the paper placing it back in my breast pocket.

>>65711469
>>65711584
They don't sound the same but their content style is like 90% the same

today I discovered Chai Tea with Milk
its good

>>65711469
I misread that as "we could just watch mumei until she's black". Sheeeeeiiit.

>>65712230
>eco-friendly
>comfortable hand feel
>non-run finish
>breathable *sniiiiif*
Yeah my wife is perfect.

I come home from work and watch TikTok for 3 hours until I fall asleep every day. There must be more to life than this.

>>65712862
fembud...

>>65711711
and Gura has said in the past that she might be going deaf

>>65684625
stinky

If I put my weiner inside gura, would I stretch her out or would her shark grip crush my schlong into paste?

Wife soon?

>>65713607
Sometime soon, bud. Just keep on hanging in there.

>>65713607
Unlikely, she needs a mental health break to recover from the concert. Once she's back to full health it'll be time to practice and record for the summer festival. So maybe autumn.
I know everyone else does this too and still streams, but gura is an edge case. One sharp move could break her feeble slender sexy body so her daily movements are limited. And no you can't know the name of her disease.
Related note, I want to giver her a disease. A sexually transmitted one. That disease is a child fertilised through my semen.

>>65714001
Alright anon, go easy on the passive aggressiveness just a teensy bit.

sometimes I wish I never fell in love with her, I should have kept denying my feelings instead of embracing them. She made me so fucking happy. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?!

>>65711469
I'm jumping between Mumei and Neuro.

>>65708933
Your mother had sex, you know

Gura won't say it so I will:
Happy New Year

>>65714547
Thanks bud.

>>65714547
new year, bud

Holy heck I seriously miss Gura!

>>65714817
That's weird, because she feels the opposite way for you all.

>>65714547
Happy new years Chumbie(s)!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GURA!

>>65714898
You don't have to be like that, anon.

>>65701379
Well her brother plays games all day, so she isn't with him or her family.
Happy new year.

>>65684864
>>65714817
Aim better next time.

so is it going to start hurting less at any point or is it just going to hurt this much forever? once she graduates will it hurt less?

someone please say it stops soon

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>65715364
It stops hurting when you throw in the towel.
You will quite literally hurt forever until you die, if you so choose to. I’m not joking.

>>65715364
It only gets worse.

>>65715299
I guess that's it, he's got it all figured out. She could only possibly be out doing something really terrible right now.

Buds help...I'm slowly becoming addicted to watches and I miss Gura a lot

>>65715696
Aim better next time.

Happy New Year, buds!

>>65714547
Well.. it's time we got a divorce.

>>65714547
thanks, you too.

>>65715646
reminder it only took weeks for all the Advent girl to be headshoted by nijinigs/antis

>>65715696
How do people end as "watch guys"? I don't know how they even start, but when they find themselves there a lot of them get REALLY into them.

I hope he fucks her good

>>65715971
master watchmakers from the 19th century were kind of cool. Imagine making something like that with just a jewelers glass. I'm not really even sure how they used to do it before tiny metal gears became easier to make with industrial equipment.

She probably wished jay a happy new year...

>>65716027
Who retard? Who the fuck are you talking about? Imma be real w you, aint nobody tapping that ass.

>>65715696
mikura

>>65715971
I wouldn't even call myself a watch person yet, and I probably won't get too invested but I've mainly just been enjoying finding ones that I think look good. You can get a couple of decently nice watches for a few hundred to around a thousand dollars that look really good and work well. you can also buy really cheap ones and most people won't notice or care To me it seems like anyone spending 5k+ on a watch isn't just buying them to keep time, they're doing it as an investment as well.

Old pocketwatches were powered by just a spring. You'd wind it up and the gears would only allow it to unwind slowly while turning the clock hands at a constant rate. It's actually really smart. But that's a lot of pressure against such tiny metal gears and so they'd eventually break and need to be repaired. Only a few people were able to repair them though, so it was really lucrative. I don't know how they did such small, delicate metal work though.

>>65716421
Some guy nobody knows about
Many such cases.

The cuckposting finally began eh? Expected.
I wonder why they're like this.

>>65716445
>they're doing it as an investment as well.
Yeah, until "one of those" mugs you at gunpoint and takes it.

>Avian influenza
oh that's why the info release got delayed

Hey. If you're here watching this thread, why not just stream instead?

>>65716859

>>65716859
Stummy hort :(

>>65716027
thanks, I will

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>65716859
im here, too sleepy

>>65716576
Me on the left, manning the juice box

>>65715364
The tiny hints of her is what makes it worse. That medley appearance will be suifuel for chumbies for another couple months until she's forced into another collab or appears in another holomem's song again. If she just stops, not graduates, but stops completely, you might be able to move on.

I think gura became a mother. It would explain the lack of streams more than anything.

>>65717920
It would explain a lot more than just the lack of streams.

Not even.

*pops her head off* uwu

>>65717920
I'm sorry. My pull out game is weak.

>>65717920
So you guys have been saying the last few years.

>>65717920
if she became a mother there would be a lot more hints about it

soon

>all the fans are in the house partying with their oshis, watching clip compilations of the year gone by and celebrating
>the girls are laughing and cheerful, the fans are beaming and just happy to be there
>the countdown begins and everyone has linked up with their oshis, ready for the hug at midnight
>as everyone starts to count off the numbers in unison, the chumbud discreetly filters to the back of the room
>smiles thinly at the teamate who catches his eye, before ame-san claps her sherlock hat on the teamate mid-countdown, mercifully stealing his attention away from the retreating chumby
>"3!"
>"2!"
>"1!"
>"happy new year!"
>confetti from no where
>music starts playing
>everyone is cheering, dancing, celebrating
>nobody notices the chumbud crack the door and slip outside in all the commotion
>outside its dark. there's a slight breeze and darkening clouds hide but the faintest hint of moonlight.
>"rain," the chumby says sheepishly to himself, looking up into the increasingly stormy night as he leans on the railing of the porch.
>he takes out a smoke, lights it, and breathes deep
>for a long time the chumbud just listens to the sounds of the party inside
>somehow it sounds much further away than it is
>he couldn't have been part of it just a few minutes ago; it's much too distant
>the party was so long ago, so far away. a different life. a different him.
>a different her.
>he flicks the cigarette into the garden, and steps off the porch
>the sounds of revelry recede quickly as he heads up the path
>coming to the curb, he flicks his lighter up at the street sign
>"LEFT: BEACH"
>"RIGHT: BEDTIME"
>the chumbud lights another smoke, and heads on his way into the darkening night

>>65718258
They're just shitposting anon. Because of course if a streamer isn't streaming they're only having sex or are pregnant or are taking care of a kid or are having more sex.

(You) lost. lmao.

>>65718558
Did he go to the beach or did he go to bed?
If I were him, I’d choose bed, and pray that I’d never wake up again, at least until the pain subsides.

>>65718693
I don't remember joining a competition.

>>65718953
it's up to every chumby to decide. search for gura or give up and go to bed.

>>65718558
Fauna isn't here either. Whats the big deal man?

everyone is enjoying themselves but us.

>>65719261
I'm playing risk of rain while listening to asmr. I'm chillin

>>65719261
"everyone" is a stretch.

everyone is spending time with their oshi but us.
why is it always like this? why don't we matter to her at all?
and she's always like this. she's always the one to not stream her pov or talk about her projects
we're the only fans whose oshi treats them like this.

>>65719352
Chumbieprime isn't doing a new years stream either. What do you mean?

BIBOO COME TO BRAZIL

>>65719408
Thanks for the reminder anon. I'll be watching binyot instead.

Did black mage's upgraded class always have his face showing?

>>65719408
wrong thread anon, this is the thread for people whose oshi hates them

>>65719392
Yeah, but good entertainers like biboo and fuwamoco are.

>>65719577
They don't make my pp hard. They have failed

>>65719577
Its their first year, they need to show they care for now

You have to be an exceptionably patient and understanding individual to be able to put up with my anxious autistic wife.
It can be hard, but If you can't, well, you can't. And that's okay.

Giving Gura a wedgie, and then smelling her panties where it rubbed against her asshole.

>>65719684
I love her

Happy New Year to everyone in this thread. Except for the feistybuds that targeted Gura in their harassment campaign two years ago in her youtube comments and forced her to stop streaming, destroying her dream and sucking out all of the joy out of her job. Fuck you guys, I hate you so fucking much, hope you have a shit year. S to spit.

>>65719630
>Its their first year, they need to show they care for now
You're not supposed to ever stop showing that

>>65719852
It's 9:55 PM.
If you're brazilian, you do not matter and should go somewhere else.

>>65699753
Yeah being a non-virgin is way worse than being a virgin. And going 15 years without touching a girl after being able to have loving affectionate sex with post coom snuggles hundreds of times, is a hell more pure and torturous than a virgin can even imagine. Sex with a condom with a hooker feels like shit, but cumming inside a girl you love while kissing her deeply as her nails dig into your back as you both cum at the same time. I want to fucking kill myself. I got over girls for like a decade, but vtubers awaked that love for girls again, and now I'm more lovely than I have ever been. I wish i was dead.

>>65719952
Korone aint a kid. She has grown wise in her old age.

>>65707946
imagine what her feet and butthole smell like. that sweet cheesy feminine tang.

>>65720441
A heavy scent. Musky. Almost sour.

>>65711851
it's impossible to love her any less than this, no matter what mistakes or wrong choices she makes.

>>65715364
took me a decade to get over my last gf.. so buckle in for a decade of unrelenting suffering. Any less and you didn't love her enough.

>>65720595
Even if she hates me; forever I will remain by her side.
https://youtu.be/NDHY1D0tKRA

>>65720753
I’m on year 6. I had a dream telling me to throw away all of my memorabilia if I ever wanted to move on. But I’m not sure if I should. I mean, genuinely, I feel like it’s all I have left being human is those memories.

I'd like to apologize for any future posts I make tonight
I have one(1) beer, I'm getting absolutely destroyed

My love for her will never snuff out.

too many normalfags here

>>65720973
The kids she had with her partner after me are now learning to drive.

>>65721075
Like fans, like oshi. don't forget that.

That damn clock just ticking over the year always makes some people overly happy or overly sad.

I'm starting to watch gawr gura and ive been asking for the streams and which order should i watch, so far i have this.
>Gura streams to watch
>I watched so far: Bully, GTA V
>Must watch: Spooky's and the two Devour, Kirby, Stanley Parable, horror kusoge, 2 Birthdays, 2k22, Ring fit, Mortuary assistant
>Maybe watch: DMC 5, Rust streams, Henry Stickmin
>Do not watch: ?
Please share your knowledge with me, chumbuds.

>>65684625
>>65684668
What is this baomination?

>>65721262
Scarlet nexus and that alice DOA gatcha game.

>>65721214
I'm a fan and I'm not a normalfag

>>65721240
I came to peace with it back in 2021 when I realized the next few years would go by quickly and SUCK a lot of ass. I even predicted that 2023 would be SHIT (and I was right). People who don't have their heads in the game by now only have themselves to blame for being surprised when things go badly and time passes without them accomplishing anything.

>>65721262
Trombone champ is bretty gud

Riajuu go explode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg

>>65715364
Unironically go outside you are investing too much of your heart and soul in the wellbeing of a fucking shark girl who stopped caring 3 years ago.

>>65721612
You can do both you know, like me

Why would anyone spend time posting here instead of spending time with their family and friends on NY/NYE
Get some help

>>65717530
>people are sated because of 1-2 minutes of cunny sakamata gura

>>65721715
not really but it was cute

>>65721262
all the project diva streams, all the member streams, all the chatting streams, member asmrs, all the member stream watchalongs, all the karaoke streams, kirby, stanley parable, fish game, wrestling, power washer, monhun, actually you mentioned some of those. But at this point you might as well watch all the streams from start to finish. Some of the sponsored streams are a little phoned in, but just because of the shitness of the product being advertised.

>>65721704
I don't have friends and I'm not particularly close with my family. I'm comfortable just doing my usual routine.

>>65712862
>I come home from work and watch TikTok for 3 hours
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>65721262
All of her DMC playthroughs. I think 4 she never finished, but still comfy.
All of her Resident Evil playthroughs, village is my favorite by far.
Luigi’s mansion.
Her first playthroughs of Outlast are so good.
The I am Fish playthrough was great.
Watching her skills in Project Diva is pretty impressive to say the least.
Any and ALL VR streams are so fucking kino. (Skyrim and Gorn)
I love Serious Sam, even though it’s just one vid, it’s comfy.
Bus Simulator was very cute and funny.
Assetto Corsa racing game was good.
Her Dead by Daylight streams are comfy for sleepy time too.

>>65712862
Start a shrimp tank fembud. Its fun

>>65720975
It's okay if you post pits fembud, encouraged even.

>>65721715
>sated
No, I said it was enough for suicide fuel. There might've been some chumbuds just crawling out of their obsession that were dragged right back into the spiral because of that 2 minutes.

>>65721895
Find places better than here to spend your time, fucking loser

>>65720975
Thanks for the warning anon, but you might as well let loose.
Anything you say is just going to get lost in the sea of other drunk shitposting anyway.

>>65721704
Because my life is a spiral where I was a happy guy at 18 and then everyone slowly drifted away while multiple "once in a lifetime market selloffs" occurred over the years culminating in a 'once in a lifetime recession' (the third or fourth in 30 years) and was followed by a crack up boom in multiple industries which is now unwinding. Next year we will have another recession.

>>65721895
I guess you kinda deserved that rude reply since you interacted with him in the first place.
im glad you’re here, chumbie :3

>>65722271
Says the loser who's also spending their time here, huhaha goteem!
Happy new year though.

imagine Gura, crouched over you on the balls of her feet, her slim slender lithe well defined back facing you, her asscrack spread, her little donut puckering, gaping as she does a shit on your chest. She looks back at you, blushing, embarassed, but also proud of what she has done. That little stinky brat. She grunts with effort to get the last bit out then pisses on your dick before sliding it inside herself for you to finish, the rank odor of the little stinky shark's gift sharp on your nostrils. Your brain will now associate this smell with coming. She's grooming you, training you to cum to her shit. She knows exactly what she is doing. (last scat post for the year. happy new year faggots)

>>65722470
i dont like you.

Just thought I'd post this one last time before the end of the year. TuT feeeeeeeeeeet!

>>65722463
Thanks. I'm being rude because I want to save other people from becoming losers like me. I'll probably leave after this post

>>65722398
It's fine, I know what I'm getting into. I don't take this sort of thing that seriously and I also wanted to join in on the fun a bit.
It's true that I don't have a whole lot else better to do at the moment other than watch something or plays some games.

I choose to hope.

>>65722731
normalfagbud, where do I find gura-like and fembud-like girls?

>>65722519
well i'd crack a beer open with ya and shoot the shit about our cute little shark girl. life's too short to be hatin.

Gura should have an event at holofes where she hosts a gloryhole booth in the restrooms for the attendees and shows off her immaculate deeothroating skills she's been working on this whole time

>>65722915
I'm not a normalfag but spending time here on Nye is a bottom I don't wish in anybody

>>65722902
So this is our next thing to look forward to and we're not sure if Gura will be there? I'll be coping and hoping for her to show up

>>65722915
find 2view lolichuubas and groom them into wearing gura cosplay. then what you do is get friendzoned because you're a socially retarded cringey creep, but fall in love with her anyway. Final step is to exist in absolute total suffering alone, forever, while dreaming that she'll say the words she'll never say... "I like you".

>>65722957
That would be pretty cool. It’s like those cardboard standups where you put your face in the hole, and it looks like you’re the cardboard cutout and you get your picture taken, right? So people would put their mouth where guras mouth is, and and people would come along and facefuck it. Am I getting this right?

>>65722902
Does she have any idea how hurtful it is to keep coming back after long breaks to collabs? She doesn't give a single fuck about any of her fans.

Gura knows that anal sex exists.

Open wide and say "Thank you Kiara!":
>>65722906

>>65723320
What if I struggle to communicate online too? I'm not good at talking to people

>>65723185
People often say stuff like that, but to me spending some time on certain holidays on certain sites that you would be on any other day anyway is not something I think is all that worth worrying that much about.

>>65723439
Nyo I hate kiara now. I don't like collabs.

>>65723438
If I was good at communicating, she'd like me. Instead i send her verbose walls of text that she probably shows her friends and laughs at. It's incurable.

>>65723535
I was hoping you could help me anon

Got around to watching the concert. It gave me a genuine warm smile. Seeing her dance and sing makes me happy.

>>65723439
last time it came up she said may be not everyone could make it, I'm not holding my breath

Where's your oshi chumbies? Why isn't she streaming?

>>65723778

>>65723642
Watch Romcom movies. I’ve never tried this myself, but in theory, you should be able to replicate the male’s game.
Then, with those qualities in mind, just fake it till you make it.

>>65723668
Good. Don't let other people's misery drag you down, bud. Hang in there.

>>65723741
A sane person would write out the names if it wasn't a full collab, but with Kiara she might just be trying to leech off chumbuds again.

>>65723825
Its over for me

>>65723642
just say something, talk about anything. avoid conversation ending statements, ask questions or make open ended posts that she can comment on, show her parts of your life that you're kicking ass in, don't show any weakness or vulnerabilities, don't trauma dump, and if you like her make your intentions clear from the start. I dunno. Sometimes feels like it's more stress than it's worse, but If I was anymore lonely, I'd deepthroat a shotgun.

>>65723859
very cool insight, now bend over

>>65723439
i dont really feel good about it. I want gura to want to stream for us

Would you fly to the other side of the planet to fuck a fembud? I'd dig through 10,000miles of molten magma with my bare hands just to smell a fembuds bathroom after she took a shit.

>>65724218
no, but I'd do it for Gura

>>65723825
RomCom? Damn it, this last week I've done nothing but watch documentaries on Hannibal Barca (he's not a filthy apefrican). I'm beyond saving.

>>65723859
>>65723439
>>65723415
FYI no guarantee gura will be there according to Kiara superchat reading she's not sure if everyone can make it so be cautiously optimistic

I don't have a gf not because I haven't had multiple easy opportunities to get one, but because I have a crippling fear of intimacy and I'm unable to let people in.

>>65724470
its not worth it. trust me. crippling loneliness and fear of intimacy is better than crippling loss, and heartache.

the whole "better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is complete bullshit copium, the most human copium that exists to deflect against the worst pain. just about the only thing worse is a living creature you are responsible for dying in front of you. losing love is a close second. don't do it. just stay lonely and happy (happy relatively speaking).

Well it's the new year here now. Any chumbies happen to be in this timezone?

>>65721704
I'm getting ready to go out on a date.

>>65723915
I’ll say this much. If you truly worry enough about finding a partner, then your actions will start to reflect this. (ie. you’ll start randomly bringing the topic up with friends and stuff)
The only time it’s ever actually over, is if you yourself actively pull yourself out of the game and quit.

>Gura is not guaranteed
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1741671059495997787

>>65724890
in other words, gura definitely isn't coming.

>>65724735
Alfred Lord would disagree with you.
>“'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”

So she is in the medley, hologra and countdown but a tweet or message wishing us well at new years or Christmas is just unmanageable for some reason. She can break through the burnout to do the cover work but saying one word to her fanbase over the holidays is too much? Impossible to reconcile, I don't know how anybody can anymore.
>>65724890
Of course.

>>65723922
I feel like I'm fucking something up because out of nowhere they tell me they have a boyfriend. I don't know where I'm going wrong

>>65725237
>shes in the stuff recorded months ago but not anything recent
wow no shit

>>65725237
>So she is in the medley, hologra and countdown
Anon 3D shit is recorded many months in advance
Unless you think Kiara flew from Austria to Japan yesterday to do the medly
Gura just recorded her shit when she was in Japangvnkh

>>65725237
all these things were pre-recorded months ago, yes. she could schedule tweets wishing us well months in advance too, but she chooses not to.

Would you snort a line off of gura's booty crack if she asked you to?

>>65725391
She won't even need to ask, merely allow me such a privilege.

>>65725351
>>65725353
I'm sorry what does that matter, is the burnout isolated to the Christmas period or something? This has been going on for fucking ever, if she can get herself to Japan to record when she is burnt out she could have managed a tweet or a message in lieu of a stream.

>>65725353
Chumbie!?

>>65725391
My heart isn't strong enough for a powerful stimulant like that

>>65725540
They got him...

>>65725525
the burnout is isolated to interacting with us

>>65725746
I've been here for a while now. Its pretty tough interacting with you guys everyday too.

>>65721262
Must Watch:
Superhot
Apotheon

Nothing else is necessary. These two streams are key to understanding why things are the way they are and how Gura feels about streaming and her fans.

>>65725338
They don't have a boyfriend, they have a cuck, a do me over until the next better thing comes along. The better thing being you. Just don't mind the microchimerism that your offspring will have from all her former partners.

>>65725989
I see

>>65721704
Kill yourself, you presumptive subhuman fuck. Some people don't have family or they live too far away. Not all of us live in some subhuman mudhut with our rat nest sized family full of inbred ugly retards like you.