/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

https://files.catbox.moe/s4pisj.mp4

>>65649524
>not pov

what was that sound?

>gill

Luigi is just like me. If she doesn't get a prize out of this then what's the fucking point? Seventh's no good.

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

Why do I have a boner...

I love IRyS!

>>65650737
one of the side effects of watching IRyS

>>65649524

!

>>65649524
i am diamonds

>>65650796
I thought that was the primary intended effect

IRyS is mine

If IRyS were Hitler who would she gas instead of the jooz?

hey

>>65650854
Brazilians. All of them. No mistakes this time.

Frostmourne humbers

doesn't this prove she's not a hikki neet

There's a fucking Karen playing

>>65650953
Maybe it's Mori.

>>65650944
She sometimes goes out to eat with her family, friends, or after recording.

>>65650944
At least she is not a neet anon.

>>65650944
It proves she's not very good at Mario Kart.
Not every hiki neet plays that.

>>65650944
>neet
she has a job so obviously she is not, but go ahead keep trying to make shit up retard

>>65651091
She has a job (the best job) so she can't really be a neet.

>>65650944
>neet
its another episode of retards parroting words that they don't know again

>>65650944
she goes out to eat frequently because she lives in tokyo and has the money. how do you retards not understand this

>>65651027
it's crazy that the last time she got a haircut since last time was in march

>>65650944
...You think because she doesn't like to go out that she's a hermit?

Reminder to look for your brain before posting

>>65651158
They could tell too. She probably should do it more often but it's not like it matters much.

>>65651278
>Expecting them to do basic research
Too much.

wish I have a switch desu, wanna buy it but feel like it's already at it eol
switch 2 when?

>no bath stream

>>65651278
I'm literally this

>>65651312
Just buy one if you've got the money and want one.

I would if only it were half the price. I'd pay £150 for one. I'm not spending £300+ on one though. I need to save money not spend it.

>>65651281
cheebsposter do you have the one of her driving a car? maybe with sunglasses

>>65650854
Her entire fanbase before Brad and that other guy came into play.

>>65651312
Probably next year.

>>65651399

>>65651399

>>65651392
I just bought a vr and a racing sim so my budget is kinda...
>>65651444
I hope so too

>>65651486
Damn, that's a fat cheebs>>65651486

>>65651532
>vr and a racing sim
Ouch. Those things are expensive.

>>65651486
>>65651531
thanks. theres another one i feel like im thinking of where she looks especially smug sorta like in this

STREAMMMM PLANNED

>>65651576
Lazy brat...

IRyS will take off her kemono as it passes over to the new year

>>65651577
we already knew that beforehand

>>65649524
I want the HandlebaRyS grabbed

>>65651622
What the fuck is a kemono if not that one site with leaks

>>65651622
>kemono

>UtteRyS my beloved

Moo moo

>>65650385
It doesn’t have to be the wrong hole if it’s in all of them
Both Bill and Jill

>>65651690
My milk machine

so that karaoke stream would be in like 10 hours?

>>65651745
Who knows. I hope she can get a frame up for it beforehand.

>>65651745
Depends on how long this ends up being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzP0jXgOC4I

>>65651717
IRyS getting spitroasted by Bullet Bill and Jill

>>65651775
If she doesn't, I'm well rested though.

>>65651576

>>65651745
She should Karaoke the US into the new year. That would be way better.

God, imagine angry sex with IRyS....

Do not deny me my cows

>>65651669
>>65651671
im killing myself

>>65651827
IRyS riding Luigi's mustache while Blooper inks her face

>>65651906
It's funny.
>>65651669
How can you be that retarded?

ERMANOS?

>>65651931
He's clearly poking fun at retard spelling.

>>65651971
I hope so, because otherwise

>>65651873
Gonna do that after this stream.

>>65651992
how can you be that retarded?

>>65652013
I'm not.

Sorry about blasting ears"
>does it again

>>65651650
Hows that
https://files.catbox.moe/t0fpbn.mp4

>>65651872
Only one of these cows has milky udders...

>>65651906

>>65652077
But it's okay. They'll develop in 5-7 days.

Default > Casual

>>65651992
Maybe you need actual help if you can't tell I was joking

>>65652070
holy shit me on top

>>65652127
I could tell.

How long will she read SCs today?

>>65652070
>koianon finally making lewds that is more than a 5s loop
iine

Damn, short stream from her today. She is not going to take this tournament seriously and is going to bomb out fast. I'd do anything to see her win but she just isn't motivated enough.

>>65652180
That's watamage

>>65652196
who the fuck cares about a mario kart tourney

>>65652199
got my hopes up for nothing...

>>65652216
Me

I want to see IRyS win

>>65652196
better than those girls who take it way too seriously and then cry when they end up losing

>>65652196
Mario kart streams are usually short, I think this might already be her longest one.

>>65652196
she's just wanna beat bae

>>65652276
Best she can hope for really. It'd be a nice surprise if she can do more though.

>>65652276
I want her to rape bae and kronii

>>65652276
She won't, Bae unironically grinded Mario Kart hard last time and will do it again this time

Pretty shit boss laying people off before the new years. Nice present.

sabotageRyS

>>65652070
Fucking based
I’d vroom vroom her

>>65652353
easy way to claim a bigger bonus for them if no or fewer employees are there to share it with

Did she end up reading that tonedeaf fucktard's miscarriage SC?

>>65652403
>miscarriage
oh god

>>65652403
one in the bathstream? she congratulate the poor guy

>>65652403
>miscarriage SC
holy shit why traumadump on a sweetie like IRyS?

>>65652437
fucking kek I hope this is true.

>TwintailsRyS?

it wasn't even that bad, the dude got another baby later

StorkRyS dropped my baby

That was me. I gave her those tingles

>>65652487
Was his name Job?

>>65652487
But he would have had two

I hope the other baby dies of different causes for dumping that shit on IRyS

>>65652532
Dude, too dark

>>65652505
You mean dropped off. Right?

>>65652532
Why wish death on a baby for something its parent did

>>65652532
wow

IRyS my baby died. LETS GOOOOOOOO

mRyS would rather get spanked

>hitting IRyS's pressure points in bed

You're supposed to move to a better timezone not a worse one

>>65652070
Considering what she just said now
Yeah, she’d love being spanked and screaming “Daddy!” too

I'm a good child.

IRyS the mother of my children

IRyS hates me the most and its not even close

Yeah, MY mom.

>>65652639
Mine. Not your's.

>>65652614
Imagine SEA being the best you can afford in her timezone.

Someone should SC to suggest IRyS get a new years burgeRyS.

Yeah nah, I'm taking care of our children, she can concentrate on streaming

>>65652639
>>65652656
I wrote these

>>65652681
You should do it, anon.

>>65652639
>>65652656
>>65652705
>>65652706
all me

>>65652664
It was an American that wrote that. I guess he moved to the East Coast?

>>65652707
I'm a poor. I've already sent my SC for the month.

>>65652681
but why burger?

>>65652681
Burger King uber eats delivery for the new year. Nice idea but I don't think she'd bite.

>>65652745
I recently did that in exchange for a deal that moves me to Japan next year so sometimes you gotta play the long game.

>>65652751
Because burger.

>>65652556

It's my turn to look after our Cheeb daughter today. But we're all going to watch a movie after her stream

>>65652808

>>65652791
Lucky.
I don't know where I'd find a job in Japan yet.

>>65652808
thanks for watching cheebs, you can go back now.

>>65652794
based

https://files.catbox.moe/h3ebe4.mp4

>>65652794
you are going to need a better reason if you want her to do it

My new years resolution is 1920X1200, just like last year.

>Don't eat brain next year
HUH?!

>>65652830
Unless you're being paid in USD or a currency stronger than the yen, it's not ideal for foreigners to work in Japan right now. JET pays lower than minimum wage here.

>>65652888
holy noly

>>65652902
watch streams

>>65652902
She's eaten enough brain this year

>>65652888

>El culito
IRyS.... that....

>>65652830
I'm not lucky. I'm in the navy. This is just me making the best of a shitty situation. If any of you dare join the military I will rape you. This place is full of wannabe "look at me i'm so manly" fags and niggers. The best situation is I find an anchor wife that enables my true love for IRyS, but I don't think I could ever love a 3d Jap unless it was actually IRyS.

Despacito

>shit game goes away
>stream better
aww

>>65652888
I HAVE BECOME OMEGA DIAMONDS

>>65652902
She ate lamb brain but then learned about prion diseases afterwards

>>65652897
Are ye daft? Burger is a great reason.

>>65652902
Brain kinda gross. Like eating bloody butter.

>>65652888
naruhodone

>>65652940
Yeah, mine

>>65652888
my pov

>I'll find that ring fit controller when I move
dyrbi

>>65652888
i also need to glaze her glasses

>>65652951
I couldn't do that anyway. I already know they wouldn't accept me and if I did my country has strict "no fucking rules" because everyone in our navy ended up raping people and causing trouble.

"Have to start shopping for new computer"
YAY!
"desk"
Ohhhh

>Sneeze
>Blow nose
2 month break incoming

>>65653131
Emergency idol meeting in my mouth

>casually swears
>blowing nose on stream
She's getting bolder and bolder

I wonder how much less money would have spent on SCs across all tubers if humans simply did not sneeze.

I wanna press on her pressure points with my penis, if you know what I mean

>>65653175
the real wife experience

>>65653175
When did she casually swear

Rick Astley looks like Rick Astley
Holy shit, he does! This girl is brilliant.

Part 7 member's only watchalong for sure

>>65653354
We still have to finish Drifters

>>65653404
And Fafner!

>thanks for the tip
>she forgets it within 5mins
heh

>>65653080
Look man, if you want to move to Japan, the true big brain method is to get a remote work job and save up the money to outright buy a condo in Japan with a good internet connection.

>>65653451
That's smart. It'll take years though.

I was an original Gameboy brick kid because I'm an old fuck.

Treeko HATE

I love mudkips

Mudkip is still a top 3 starter design

>>65653451
You aren't allowed to just live in Japan if you don't have a job there

>>65653601
Swampert and Blaziken are better than Sceptile for sure

IRyS makes my PP up

IRyS pp is up

>>65653606
As long as you don't need a visa you probably could.

Either way I'd have to leave 6 months of the year because countries don't like you living in other countries forever.

Get IRyS this
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/701-00474/kyogre-poke-plush-15-1-2-in

cheebs is basically a pokemon

You will never get a PP up from IRyS. Why lives?

>>65653680
you do need a visa

>>65653692
Cheeb lopunny when?

>>65653516
Start grinding. Luckily, most credit unions offer an excellent money market account option and interest rates are high right now so you can park your excess money there and make decent risk-free money. And once you hit Japan, 1USD=150JPY.
>>65653606
Correct. You can buy property but every 90 days you'll need to leave and come back. Alternatively, you can get a work permit working in a conbini for a couple hours a week like the flips/pakis and make the bulk of your dosh in the remote work job. If you do this, remember that the foreign earned income tax credit is your friend.
>>65653680
on day 89 you take a ferry to korea then come back and reset the tourist visa. OR you get a work permit to keep you there at a low pay job and make your big bucks remotely.

>>65653722
Only for extended stays. My country has visa-free travel with Japan. The US does too I think.

You get so many months free stay and then you have to fuck off.

>IRyS finally noticing her audience is younger than her

>>65653811
I'm the same age as her.

>>65653740
>but every 90 days you'll need to leave and come back
for what purpose

>>65653811
I'm like 15 years older than her...

>>65653811
I love older women

short SC reading

>>65653811
I'm older than her but everything after gen 2 is mushed together in my brain

>>65653859
Everything after Diamond and Perl I don't know. I played Sun and Moon though.

>>65653830
The visa-free travel for tourism only lasts 90 days, so you just leave and come back. You can do it on the same day.

>>65653811
who cares. she only notices ojisans who here there when they watched/read the old anime/manga when they released

>>65653831
isn't it past your bedtime grandpa?

>>65653811
good thing i love younger women

>>65653887
what a weird rule if they'd allow you to do that within the same day anyway

>>65653891
>who here there when
???

>>65653831
'78 here. You from the 70s or early 80s?

DoomeRyS my beloved...

>>65653933
Plenty of english teachers do that to extend their stay in country after their gig is done. If you get a remote work job then you can live like that for as long as you have the money to do so.

>>65653933
I think the point is that most people don't cheese the system.

>>65653934
gomen. but its pretty easy to know where the typo is anonchama...

>>65653811
Realizing I'm only a year older than her was surreal. Same thing happened with the other girls I like in Hololive.

Guess age is just one of those invisible hands.

>Your weakness is you make mistakes
No shit!

shockingly cute stream today

>>65654025
>has one name
>claims to have a middle name
Will she ever stop lying?

>>65654009
Anon, if cheesing gets you where you need to go, cheese away. No one is going to care about you outside your family, and your family isn't gonna do dick to help you move out of country unless they're super based and rich. If you're young enough and smart enough to make it happen, you could major in engineering with a minor in japanese and an exchange stay with a japanese university and gain the language skills and social skills to set yourself up with a sweet job there and a path through the professional skills visa program, but that's such a slim subset of society that it isn't even worth discussing.

TOWA?!?!?!?

>>65654128
I'm nearly 30. I wish I could take the University path.

>>65654144
Should replace tower with fatcat.

>>65654196

20 what kawaii?

>>65654257
tonikaku kawaii

>>65654257
tonikaku

>>65653811
3 years older than her. Feels pretty good to be in the prime age gap range to have a lovey dovey relationship with her with lots of sex and marriage with 5 kids.

>>65654257
Over the moon for you

>>65654306
>only 5
not in perpertual pregnancy until menopause

>>65654326
Not even IRyS is horny enough for that. 5 is a good number for her and (Me).

>>65654326
Do you want to kill IRyS??

>>65654326
great minds think alike

>>65654282
>>65654285
>>65654323
thankies

>>65654326
Well, based on her age after about 5 the kids begin coming out as downie retards.

Marriage and zero kids. No way do I want to deal with the line down the street of guys wanting to stick it to my loliRySes.

>I can't believe someone good is giving me advice!
She's gotten too used to getting advice from shitters kek

>>65653692
what type is cheebs

>>65654392
Take their hymens before they do then.

>>65653811
I’m younger than her but for some reason seem to know “older” things or just generally more than her for whatever reason

>>65654417
Fat

>It's not coming out
Why did my penis tingle?

>>65654421
Not going to stop the endless streak of faggot punks.

>>65654493
It's funny how that app got completely forgotten

>>65654417
Is high cholesterol a pokeyman type?

>>65654468
Install a very heavy chastity cage

when the mario kart tournamwnr

>>65654523
It's much easier to not reproduce and keep all the nephilim to myself.

>>65653848
33 left

>>65654517
I couldn't get past the choosing your bedtime question...

>>65654535
next week

>>65654535
7th and 8th JST

>Frenchman learns the English language
>can only ever say "I"
Insufferable

>>65654417
dark/poison

I have her panties. I'm the only one summoning IRyS.

her catalyst would be an extremely lewd Momoka doujin

WITH THIS COMMAND SEAL, AND THIS COMIC LO AS A CATALYST
I SUMMON THE GRAND FOREIGNER: IRyS!

rellum

>>65653848
You know how she is

>>65653848
If she sneezes again that'll add a few more.

The whole turtwig line is still my favorite

Pokemon perms are shit.

>>65654755
>>65654798
>>65654828
cheebs all rounder and supporter doko

>>65654894
You can blame Pokémon Company and Anycolor for that.

>IRySler
I will never forgive bijou for this shit

>>65654920
I know it's their fault, it's shit though. There's a mad rush to stream it and then they just have to stop.

IRyS barely streamed it because of other commitments at the time.

I need to organise my cheeb folder...

>>65654963
lighten up a little, old man

>>65654963
you're so skibidi

>>65654909
i only made the roles IRyS was playing desu

Wait I thought this was gonna be a short stream...

>>65655006
You're so Faunatax

scuffRyS my beloved

>>65655030
It hasn't even been 5 hours yet

Don't use your IRySo5 voice if you don't want to get ID'd

Place your bets on the cover
>Recorded a long time ago

>>65655095
kawaikute gomen

>>65655095
ONE LAST KISS OFFICIAL COVER!

>>65655095
the kawaikute gomen cover...

>>65655095

>>65655095
its KING

>>65655095
Studio quality rickroll.

>>65655095
Shiny Smiley Story (Official)

>250kg deadlift
it's probably sumo lol

>>65655156
anon...

>>65655095
Honeyworks song

>>65655095
Country Roads

>2am JST karaoke
based

>Middle of the night
It'll definitely be 2023 for me still then. Nice.

Metal Wolf Chaos soon!

>>65655156
please no

I'M NOT ALONE

>>65655246
She hasn't mentioned it yet, right?

She has no support at all if IRyS has to release a cover from the song many months ago.

>>65655265
Falling

>>65655276
no...

Place your bets on what Flare is going to be offended about in Lethal Company

IRyS will translate the entire game for them.
>Based

Goddamn, she genuinely loves Lethal Company, huh?

>>65655313

RATE THE LAST STREAMRYS OF THE YEARYS (JST)

FlaRyS bros where we at!

>>65655313
Terrible nigger music boombox.

>>65655326
its really dumb and fun

>>65655344
That was alright.

>>65655344
got to play a couple of games with her/10

>>65655344
Holy shit, there's an asian behind the wheel/10

>>65655344
No hope for the tournament but at least luigi/10

>>65655344
I love her/10

>>65655344
I love my wifeRyS/10

>>65655351

>>65655344
IRyS was intoxicatingly fun and sexy/10
luigi NTRing mario with peach/10

>>65655313
>game is a giant slavery reference
>Flare is a elf and a nigga, two races known for being slaves

>>65655344
perfect wife/10
I got in twice

>>65655428
Pointy ear brats....

>>65655344
Should have been a zatsu/10

>>65655344
cute road rage/9

>>65655344
loved her last year, loved her this year, will love her next year/10

REMINDER: drink water, asshole

Is there a schedule for the hololive channel variety thing, I want to know where I can fit a delicious nap

>>65655525
thanks for the reminder

>>65655313
That the game is a bare bones no content rip off of Phasmophobia.

>>65655569
Phasmophobia is literally inferior lethal company

>>65655569
Phasmo's boring
Lethal company's fun
Simple as

>>65655554
you have plenty of time if you sleep now

>>65655428
I wanna suck all 20 of those toes...

>>65655617
It's literally the exact same game with less content. You fell for a marketing campaign, lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YzoNS7Gqw
its crazy how different she sounds nani

>>65655617
What makes Lethal Company fun? Asking as someone that has no idea what is going on in both games most of the time as they don't seem to appeal to me. Legit curious

>>65655657
Keep crying while I keep playing with my friends
lmao

>>65655569
it's like phasmo but fun

>>65655657
its absolutely not the same game, phasmo is tedious chores and bullshit management and the ghosts aren't anywhere near as fun

>>65655671
I haven't played either but lethal company deaths look more fun and random

>>65655664
She doesn't sound all that different really.

>>65655664
sounds the same to me

Lethal company will stop being fun when people learn all the monsters and then the devs have to add more monsters with dlc and people will learn all the monsters and the the devs have to add more monsters with dlc and people learn all the monsters

>>65655525
Already did!

>>65655664
maybe you should get your ears checked? she sounds exactly the same

>>65655751
I don't think IRyS will play it often enough for that to be an issue or if she does she'll play it with different groups of people so it still won't be an issue.

Maybe if you're speedrunner going for 100% completion as quickly as possible.

>>65655664
she sounds a tad bit deeper now. The hagship is getting to her.

>>65655805
The fun part is IRyS doesn't have the mental capacity to remember all the monsters so it'll always be fun with her, I hope she tries messing with people in the future lol

bro it's already 2024...

>>65655904
Maybe for your New Zealand shit hole. Not for her (yet)

>>65655925
>>65655904
Okay, not New Zealand yet. I jumped the gun a bit there.

>>65655664
>randomly scrubbed to her saying she showed reine her crooked toe
kek and she sounds the same btw

>>65655963
jumping the gun is always the correct course of action when dealing with possible sheepfuckers

>>65655664
pretty sure she got a new mic and/or just did some tweaking on her mixer/equipment

I will break into her house and smash her gawksler so we get kino ASMR sooner

Time to sleep, everyone

i'm watching the main channel with the regloss chick, first time hearing one and she's a charisma vacuum.

Oh there's no one interesting on the hololive channel, I can just sleep until the medley thing

>>65656206
but cheebs hogs all the blankets

>>65656269
she isn't speaking japanese.

Ok, thank you so much for everything IRyStocrats. You guys have overall been pretty wholesome and good boys. Sometimes I wish you guys were a little better, but for the most part, you guys have been on my list of good children

>>65656366
fuck you

>>65656366
You type like a woman.
2024 will be better, I promise.

Ideal Girlfriend Material

>>65656366
we get a little rowdy sometimes but it's fun being here

>>65656366
thank you IRyS

>>65656366
We are bad boys here

Next year I'll paint like fruitjuice!!

>>65656366
i'd rather be on the naughty list

>>65656479
you'll do nuttin

I have confusing feelings about IRyS calling me her child.
Being forty is barely a part of it.

>>65656366
Are you a FemCrat by any chance???
Because I can be the bad boy you are looking for ლ(^o^ლ)

>>65656366
Thanks IRyS.

>>65656529
That just means you're fucked in the head.

No confusing feelings here. Besides, I wouldn't want her to be my Mother. I want to make her a Mother.

>>65656366
I will always be violent

>>65656551
Bad boys don't ask. They rape.

>>65656564
Why not both?

>>65656479
You artfags better start drawing or I'll fill these threads with AISlop

I have a feather on my hat

>>65656639
it stopped being slop a while ago

If you guys think about it, a girlfriend is just your mother with whom you could have sex with.

>>65656667
its not the best shit in the world but yeah i stopped having a problem with it

>>65654870
She almost did a few times. Wallets breathed a sigh of relief when she didn't.

>>65656793
some of the stuff I've seen in the AI thread in insane, next year is going to be wild

>>65656794
>If you guys think about it, a girlfriend is just your mother with whom you could have sex with.
This makes too much sense

>>65656794
IRyS. Sure is a woman who may become a mother to me

>>65656794

some yous need to go visit a shrine asap

>>65656794
we call this mommy issues in the industry

>>65656794
No
It's best when you two make up for the other's weakness
Never be a man that gets looked down on, you have a duty as the provider after all.

>>65657016
Is it an attractive trait?

>>65656366
I love you IWyS <3

>>65656366
I love you IRyS. Go easy on my dick tonight.

>>65656529
incest is wincest

Karaoke later too after the countdown, time to sleep

>>65656366
Well great, now I have a new fetish, thanks a lot IRyS...
(JK, I only have one fetish still, and it's IRyS)

>>65657166
IRyS gave me 4 new fetishes this year

>>65657245
I'm honestly not sure how to count them, like if it only becomes a fetish because of IRyS, and it's only a fetish when it's ____ thing with IRyS...is that actually it's own fetish, or is it all just a subcategory under the main category of 'IRyS fetish'?

By the end of 2024 IRyS will be pregnant with my child

>>65657315
it's prob the latter

>>65657315
you are thinking too much, thinking is bad

>>65657315
you're gonna get an aneurysm

>>65657315
>>65657245
I only have one fetish.
>IRyS.

>>65657315
excuse me, we don't think here

>>65657351

Happy New Year Kiribaticrats