/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65634798
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1739324846322962903
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt

>He's too big
Yeah, me.

>>65634912
I am. So unless it dies while I'm goning out it should be ok. My friends are nerds so they won't mind me bing on the laptop.

I can try to bake bread tomorrow, no promises though. I’ve never baked before so I’ll probably mess it up

>>65635025
>the laptop
Ok that sounds better and more believable than "PC" kek

>>65635154
I call everything pc, sorry.

https://streamable.com/frhe5h

https://streamable.com/akrpdj

I can probably get baked tomorrow

Zatsu time with my wife

nice zatsu time
release me from this balding slander

Zatsu time yay!

Yes, this one is amazing

I'm late and she's doing zatsu already nice

Such a pretty face…

So close...

>>65635498
It's nice, but black tights would make it pure sex

dangerously close...

She will return the 17th

The algorithm is gonna nuke her channel, isn't it?...

What do you think Rissa's breath smells like?

>>65635591
Might not get streams exactly that day but soon afterward....hopefully

>>65635646
My cum, cause she's always giving me bj.

If she's leaving on the 6th or 7th, that'll be a week and a half without her

I’m going to turn into the neediest jailbird.

Literally buying lengerie just for kiara

>>65635671
I think she leaves 2nd or 3rd. Otherwise it would be to short of a vacation.

Nerissa tits so huge

There's a fanart prompt if I ever heard one

How soaked is Kiara's chair right now?

this can't be real

DYRBI

>>65635882
Yes.

>>65635882
no

>>65635882
I doubt

>>65635882
Yes.

>>65635882
maybe

>>65635829
It being kayfabe makes it hot in a different way, it shows that she loves her tits just as much as we do

she's so beautiful, i kiss her through my screen

SIT ON MY FACE NERISSA

Jfc Nerissa...

She knows what we want....

pls sit on my face thx

what did she just say? fuck I miss it

>Sit on your face
Nerissa please, I can only cum so much...

TWELVE POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

needs plap correction immediately
by me btw

I knew it was that one.

>I've not been eating healthy and I've been ordering out
Architect bros, your response?

5 midwestern meals are like 8 regular meals desu

Aren't most of these meal prep services massive scams? I need to marry this woman just to cook for her.

>>65634798
LET ME SEE FEET!!!

sorry that was me
i was too nervous

>>65636284
Stupid faggot she's not eating well already. Help her.

>>65636284
Can’t even package food correctly either kill yourself

There are numerous different types of this food service. Sounds like it's time to go to a different provider

Damn. 8 meals from there is $104 a WEEK

>>65636262
Any company that pays for youtuber sponsorships are literally always scams. I'm sad Rissa fell for it, but they prey on people's ignorance

>>65636346
Customer service doesn't package the food, it's the factory grunts

https://streamable.com/iq1quu

sussy reviews

Damn, she’s actually getting scammed.

>>65636377
At that price? I better cook for myself.

So she recognizes the sus nature of these reviews but still goes with the service? Smh

She doesn't like chicken, chicken soup is so over

>>65636556
She's complaining about it after the fact because she got scammed.

>>65636593
KiaRissa reigns supreme

>>65636556
What's she gonna do? Not eat?

>>65636621
Wawissa, you mean.

>>65636653
eat me instead

just to make it clear for you guys
this is the real GFE
listening to your girl vent

>>65636702
This is what I want in my life.

>>65636702
This isn’t GFE, this is wife experience.
Shiori is GFE. There’s a difference

This is not GFE she's my wife

Women really just talk about nothing huh.

>she's STILL complaining about it
cute

>>65636702
If you don't cook for your gf you should rope tho

>>65636769
>Shiori is GFE. There’s a difference
not gonna derail the thread with this shit right now but that's false, she doesn't want anything to do with that

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A RISSA WIFE

>>65636833
Put a pin in it until Rissa goes on vacation

>>65636809
This is just how all people are tho, not just girls. I had a friend who talked to me only about Dark Souls PvP, I couldn't care less.

>>65636809
It's not nothing because she isn't talking about warhammer or whatever your autistic interest is

>>65636913
I hate people

Man, I know they love each other, but her family is a bit shitty with her.

>>65636377
Is that a lot?

>>65636809
Yes women are constantly resisting the urge to blog post

>crystals
Oh god, she's one of those girls

>gems and crystals
save me white girl

Rissa, selling random shit is the entire point of yard sales

>tried but didnt get into it
so she's not completely crazy

A good man cooks

>Crystal girl
RED FUCKING FLAG

White girl…white girl save me…

If you cook you can win her heart
you know girls subconsciously like guys that remind them of their dad? well Papacroft is a master chef

>>65637126
I don't blame her, I like flower language but it's too much info.

SAVE ME WHITE GIRL SAVE ME

Imagine not already having a magic crystal in your house kek

How many toys does Rissa own?

She's so white its blinding

You guys had a pokewalker?

how cute

admitting I like Sylveon is too obvious for me but admittedly it is a very cute design. [/spoiled]

She's too cute, she's killing me.

>>65637263
One themed for every hololive girl

BASED MISTY ENJOYER

Holy hell that Eevee story is adorable

How dare she be so cute my heart can't take this

I'm a Leafeon enjoyer

It's Flareon for me

>don't be freaks about pokemon
Tell em Rissa, hate those guys

I'm not a furry but I also have feelings for Sylveon

Pokemon Go got tons of neets to go out huh? That was your shot to find girls like Nerissa. And you missed it.

>>65637541
I cannot help it ok? My phone was a brick back then.

God DAMN she is down bad for the chicken.

>she only cared about the color and no other characteristics
uhh, based?

>>65637541
I was 15

me with 6 heracrosses

Now let’s see her sonic OC

>>65637626
It was over for the poor soul before they even reached maturity, sad

>>65637541
You underestimate how shitty my phone was back then

I wonder if she would like RWBY. Lots of potential to develop OCs there, at least back then

Nooooo keep going

>>65637626
That was your chance to get groomed by a female pedophile, and you missed it

>women resonate with me
kek

She will watch my streams

Nerissa vibrates with women...

>>65637826
When you get to streaming.

>Mentioning Harry Potter on stream
Careful Rissa, before "they" find out

Okay, fine. Shiori was right. Rissa does not act straight.

>YWN have dorky conversations about Harry Potter houses with Nerissa and her sisters

HOWEVER

>Movie watcher only
Disgusting

>>65637979
It's better liek that, they're not specially good beyond the worldbuild.

I was book only back in elementary. Still have never watched any of the movies, somehow.

>>65637979
I read all the books in 5th grade, they're not that good

>>65637979
the books are trash too, I read them
in fact, the movies influenced the later books
who the fuck does that

>>65637904
>ywn explain Battletech lore for hours
It hurts

>>65638010
Harry was based for staying in a poor family's house while being rich while also not even paying rent

true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurl_Ravenscroft

https://streamable.com/4kfoba

wavencwoft is back! uwu

Tasting rissa's blood...

That blood she’s tasting? Me.

>>65638230
CGDCT chads, we're winning

>>65638301
Stop bleeding all over the place! The carpet!

Based Kronii for not making this shit a thing.

the guy with the Chinese name is the one using Argentinian pesos?
the cunt keeps gifting memberships, she's should deactivate that if there's a way to do it

>Kronii is actively making Nerissa worse

Are jailbirds the most generous chuuba fanbase? I usually never see this many gifted mems outside of special events like birthdays or annis

>>65638428
She didn't thank him for the gifts which was good

>>65638428
Well she knows about it already

FUCK YOU KRONII yeah i will

>>65638433
The whole "say this!!" SC crap is the worst garbage. It's great she's shutting this down.

>>65638433
You think making Rissa not to say the uwu shit is bad? It's ok if she says it on her own. But forcing every fucking stream is just cringe, and not the good kind.

Nerissa shouldn't have any respect for Kronii
especially because it seems like that bitch doesn't give a fuck about Advent, and probably doesn't give a fuck about Hololive either

>>65638478
Not really it’s just one faggot spamming it for attention using ARS

>>65638502
>>65638509
I agree but she shouldn't take any fucking pointers from that blue whore.

I miss her already...

>>65638560
Ex-kronie, please leave your past behind.

Uh oh, do the Japs like the raids? I thought they didn't appreciate them

It’s crazy how I was going to write this stream off as one of the worst but she ALWAYS brings it back with zatsu. To recommend or not…need to contemplate this.

There she goes...

>>65638560
Relax anon. It's over. You're free. The bad blue woman can't hurt you anymore. It's all hiya darling from here on out for you. Enjoy yourself.

The uwu shit guy is a real pain in the ass. He needs to fuck off already, its so damn annoying

>>65638730
Rissa my beloved wife. I love her so much

uwu love! <3

Wonder what they were laughing about when Nerissa raided.

More sex with marine and okayu, thanks rissa

>>65638836
Just look at the thumbnail, they said "is it okay if you raid these kind of stream?"

>>65638697
Big true. Now I have to take it out of the 'not recommend' bin and put it in the recommended section with the proviso that you skip the first hour with game portion and go right to the zatsu

>>65639011
This should be a category. Gameplay bad but zatsu good

Today I ate well, I drank well, and I had Rissa zatsu. I'm full and happy.

>>65638933
Wish Marine had a live TL like some of the other JPs.

>>65639318
It's on Okayu's channel birdchama

>>65639810
I know that... if she had one though, they'd probably still be doing it on another's channel.

>>65639318
She is speed, its very hard to keep up with her and the newspaper.

>>65637890
She's bi as hell, everyone knows this at this point. Like, a girl like her, idol fan, likes to look up figure's skirts, is no pan, otaku, gacha addict, freely squeeing about her waifus and husbandos, has a gamer father into Mechwarrior and Slayers and watched it with him, likes JRPGs, likes mecha (still waiting on that gunpla stream) and vintage anime but isn't too snooty to enjoy newer things. Mature seeming but has the soul of a lily colored mahou shoujo character with the room of stuffed animals to go with it.

She's too perfect. Its actually not fair, fellow birbs. We really got EN Marine.

>>65640166
>Marine has baby fever
>Nerissa has baby fever
Who will save these women

I think Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive English Advent should cover Rolling Girl.

>>65640329
Best girl; Yagoo .

>>65640329
Me.

>>65640329
I will

https://twitter.com/Furrurina/status/1741230684512096311
AAAAAAAAAA

>>65641245
My face is the perfect seat for that ass.

>>65632295
Send a real challenge next time.

>>65640329
Both of them are Catholic, both will be saved by a good Trad Cath man.
They will be submissive and obedient to their husband, they will be made love to by their husband whenever he pleases wherever he pleases however he pleases to use their body, and they will be stay at home mothers to many children, and they will like it.

>>65641641
>Took almost 3 hours to solve it
Hi Rissa!

>>65641851
Hey, I was busy thinking about Rissa's ass sitting on me.

Maldives arc soon...

>>65641891
It's gonna be a lot less Rissa, but I'm looking forward to it regardless

>>65641888
Knowing that she would be into it makes it so much better.

>>65642089
She cannot keep getting away with it! Making me suddenly horny!!

I hope that catholic poster guide and fix those hornybirds posters too

Posting this just in case Nerissa browses her own thread. Here ya go champ.

Posting this just in case Nerissa browses her own thread. Please sit on my face.

>>65642609
She uses global

Posting this just in case Nerissa browses her own thread.

>>65642879
And /wawa/.

Play a multi stream game again Nerissa

>>65643220
Each zatsu is one. It's where she plays with your heart.

>>65643284

I will do no fap every day Nerissa doesn't streams
this 2024 I will only fap when she streams

>>65643495
What if you can't catch a stream? I hope you don't cheat when watching VODs.

>>65644062
If I don't catch a stream the punishment is no fap for a week

>>65642089
>>65642089
>>65641245
I enjoyed how out of pocket she was today, because I do in fact sometimes need someone to sit on my face, thanks Rissa.

>>65643284
Fellow bird, you didn't need to do your brethren wrong like that, not at the last day of the year.

I love Nerissa

Nerissa love me

>>65641949
There better be some action is all I'll say after all this bragging and teasing from the chicken. Rissa may be affectionately called a girlfailure, but if Wawa ends up taking two girls to the tropics and no action comes of it, then that chicken should get the girlfailure stamp affixed to her model for at least a month. Nobody could waste a fan almost hand picked for you, affection meter at 110%, who is giddy picking out underwear for you to see and you don't hit the homerun. It can't be possible.

Soeaking of which has anyone decided on how the threads are gonna be structured yet? Clock is a ticking.

I wish I could hate her, imagine the hatefuck

>>65647302
I hate her and I the hatefuck is great.

personally I don't watch Kiara that much so the thought of merging splits is kinda eh

>>65648024
If they stream, it's probably gonna be together. Same with spaces, but I could be wrong about this one. And even if they're separated, they're gonna be talking a lot about what they did together, so I think it's natural to merge for a while.

https://twitter.com/Iwanumaart/status/1741263649325641813

Thanks to the generous jailbirds my quitting membership and just get gift subs strat is off to a good start.

>>65647260
I'm imagining a scenario where to get a couple's discount, Kiara told the staff Rissa was her lover. This leads to a series of wacky events where they have to appear as a couple throughout the trip. Of course, an obvious, but not TOO obvious public display of affection has to be shown. In other words, a heavy petting and make out session where the maid or other staff "catch" them at least once. What Kiara didn't bargain for was catching feelings for her cute kouhai who accepts her as she is. As Rissa returns from apologizing to the staff for engaging in such activities in a public place, Kiara will look into her ruby red eyes with new appreciation and, perhaps, something more...

Just watched the VoD, and I'm glad she speed ran the game so we could get that lovely Zatsu. I started noticing that I never really care about her gaming, I'm just here for the zatsus and the Karaoke. Man, I love Nerissa....

Nerissa's front hook bra in my face

At 12am I'll masturbate to Nerissa
https://twitter.com/WaterRing2/status/1741367582933103014/photo/1

>>65651591
Uh-huh. Kiara, you're gonna have to put up or shut up this time, no narratives where it was the girl who couldn't seduce you again, not with someone as ready to go as Rissa. You either take that muff, or hand in the rizz card. No walls of fanfiction or artwork from your fans will be able to recover your honor should you fail. And if this is you Rissa, you know you're gonna have to take the chicken by the tail feathers in this couple, for all her bluster that chicken is more shy than Milhouse.

I'm eagerly awaiting ACTUAL Ws, not fanfiction, or even spicy art.

Why are you cucks so obsessed with your oshi fucking another woman?

I long for the days to join in Nerissa’s yuri harem

>>65657060
That woman she is fucking? Me.

>>65657060
It's long been known that she is in the wife share program. You can think of this program as 'my wife is your wife' now do you get it?

>>65657060
Honestly I am just running with it for the laughs partly because KFP project Kiara as this rizzmaster, and partly because Kiara herself runs with it so hard on the flirting. I'm even thinking of putting down a for fun bet to see if she actually does get the dub or not. Doubtful for realsies she does though.

Though speaking of, with that fashion show, I thought she would, but how did Kiara choke so hard on the worst possible outfit for her when she recently said she disliked jeans? "But I thought it looked good on you" sounds cute, but come on. Sure she might look good in quite a lot, but if she is miserable wearing it, what's the point? Definite fail there when she's talked with her constantly for months. While Ina was almost prescient with Rissa's inner cutesy princess personality. Like she just knew, even Rissa was surprised since they've likely barely talked. Threw me for a loop.

https://twitter.com/Butayaro_kr2/status/1741147979569074277

Plapping my wife Nerissa Ravencroft on new year's ever

rissa on the tele!

>>65662447
I wrote this.

happy new year you cunts

>>65663929
It's 8 AM

>>65664117
where the fuck do you live, hawaii?

>>65657060
Too many dykebirds around here

>>65664690
Not enough.
Strive for 80:20 just like Nerissa does: the Marine ratio.

>>65664213
EST dude

>>65658733
Kiara was 100% thinking with her pussy on that one, and she probably wants Nerissa to be the active and dominant one in the relationship

Nerissa new outfit art just dropped
https://twitter.com/Jailbirb66/status/1741441933354963333

>>65664931
She's done alright for 5 months. Her enthusiastically horning up both sides of the fence is working wonders. We're just at a maturity point for Hololive where meteoric growth isn't realistic. If she were here just a year and half ago, I'd say she be at least 800k right now. But people just don't realize that when you have a huge surplus of talents to go through, and people have their established go-tos, gaining and keeping a huge following is tough as hell. Even moreso because a lot of the fanbase (and talents) is reaching into the late stages of young adulthood or entering middle age. Where people solidify their taste and choices and rarely want to try new things, though of course that depends on the person too.

And Marine is Rissa's oshi, who I think she frankly takes more after than even her kamioshi if I'm honest. I think she'll give the fembirds their due, I doubt they'd be here this long if they thought she couldn't. Of course us Jailbirds be needy fucks, she does seem to cycle well into looking over both sides.

What do you want from Rissa in the new year?

As for me I want her to be more talkative and proactive in collabs, as well as increasing her social battery for longer zatsus.

>>65665752
I'd still say she takes a lot after Kiara but I guess I'll also admit I barely watch Marine while I watch Kiara more often

RISSER WAKE UP TIME TO PARE PARE PARE

>>65657060
Ship flags are an annoying bunch that plague this thread

>>65666266
In some aspects yes, the want to be unique, the ambition, and the idol love swing in Kiara's favor, but the drive and ambition are points for Marine too. Both Marine and Kiara carry wants to hold onto their dreams and Rissa likes passionate people.
But Marine and Rissa share the more carnivorous attitude, Kiara is flirty, but I mean real hunger where you can tell someone gives absolutely no fucks in expressing their sexuality. Kiara balks a lot to Rissa's antics, whereas I could see Marine wouldn't. Plus the inner cute aspect from an outwardly mature feeling person, that "I've got about a hundred plushies I play around with from time to time" feeling. She mentioned it, but she is also a gacha fiend. And if iirc, didn't Nerissa also mention the Omegaverse.
Plus with how real Marine is about her struggles and such. So, I feel if she knew more Japanese, her KFP and Ichimi levels would be more in balance.

>>65665267
Well, she definitely did want to do a design of what she would want, she also can't possibly have missed Nerissa's preferences and dislike of pants. She likes flowering dresses, with bountiful cleavage, with thick thighs and a dumptrunk. Easy clap to make a mature design off that with her model. Even if she wanted a less feminine role for Nerissa, Nerissa likes combat boots and trench coats with the chuuni suit jacket over the shoulders. You want your tall, dominant, demon husband (wife)? Still can be done with a business skirt by making a sexy military uniform looking outfit for bonus mature woman points. She lost that round when it should have been a sweep for her with her +20 charisma bonus against Nerissa.

>>65667306 (me)
*shipfags. Holy fuck I can’t spell today. You get the idea.

quick plap

Hi Nerissa. It's me, your vampire boy.

Kissing Nerissa Ravencroft recreationally but with procreational intent.

>>65666020
I'd want her to be more comfortable playing games, but I think that will naturally come in time with good recommendations and less stupid permissions issues.

Her social battery is likely to always be somewhat unstable, because she feels like a person that works better yolo'ing, because when sticking to a plan she is worried about following it every two seconds to avoid messing up, but that is another past thing she needs to overcome which I believe she will. Its all experience and patience from us I think.

Rissa was hor like 5 secs on the countdown just now!!!

Rissa had a cameo on the NY stream and spoke Japanese

>>65673790
I just missed snapping it :(

>>65666020
Another multi-stream game, more music, maybe to orisongs if money and time allows it, a figure, more cooking streams, and better mem streams who make me think "poor fags who don't have membership are missing this kino moment".

>>65675541
ASMRS are gonna do the membership thing

>>65675690
I don't find ASMR specially captivating, but we'll see how it goes.

And to think we're gonna have Rissa on next year's countdown... I can't wait!

>>65637116
No, if you're thinking that the belief of such things is crazy, she's still crazy to you. It means she likes the aesthetic but doesn't want to retain mentally things like Wiccan rituals and stuff. So its on brand for what we saw before. Like the cool pretty stuff, eschew the mechanics. So if she got into Fate for example, it would be all about how pretty and hot the Servants are and relationship stuff, but she couldn't tell you a damn thing about magecraft.

>>65677692
Just like how fate is supposed to be enjoyed.

>>65674016

>>65678304
TVssa my beloved.

>>65665423
The coat on shoulders thing reminds me of another blue woman I'm very fond of...

Have you guys seen the COUNTDOWN LIVE 2023▷2024?
God I wish to see Nerissa on the stage next year, it's gonna be majestic

>>65680390
As long as you stay alive, you'll see her there by the end of the year.

>>65666020
I want her to fall in love with streaming, longer streams and wanting to interact with her community more.
I want her to challenge herself with game choices, playing action games or games outside her comfort zone and games that'll take a few streams to beat.
I want her to improve her streaming audio, the difference in audio whenever she raids someone is jarring
I just finished the countdown live, I want her 3D model to be good and her to participate in it.

She didn't sleep tonight either? Only 4 hours? Place your bets!

>>65680390
I did, and for Jailbirds who didn't see the stream, she is at 51:42.

>>65681500
She is powered by the love of cute idols and hot girls, she'll go on forever with that. Judging by her last post, she is still going strong.

Though seriously yeah, she did say we underestimate just how much she does. Considering with much less on her plate she had sleep problems before, I can only hope she ain't actually just running on cute girls, Benedryl, and a prayer.

>>65682283
Somebody needs to fuck her till she blacks out 10 hours everyday. (Me ofc)

I really gotta stop going through her RM likes. Her depression is making *me* depressed.

>>65682908
I posted this.

I kid, also her question to her senpais on the 5 hour vid was at 3:48:13.

>>65682994
Just support her all you can with positivity, with any talent you have and hope it brightens her day.

>>65678304
Wife on the telly

https://twitter.com/Hairu_821/status/1741383705116184912

https://twitter.com/nasterro_/status/1741460160487309470

https://twitter.com/ameluwu_/status/1741483156732063953

https://twitter.com/aidoruhakase/status/1741484103684473041

If you're here baker, when are you busy? To see if I'm gonna be available when you're not.

https://twitter.com/HaxClassic/status/1741451480454808020

>>65686653
This story was so precious, its kind of surreal. What a great way to end the year with such wholesomeness. I hope the clippers clip this part and not just the ass on your face one.

>>65687441
You're asking too much of clippers, those fags only like easy views.

https://twitter.com/Fongban_illust/status/1741407859483844819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjMUUcBtw38
New year's frame is up.

>>65690374
Effort doko

New year’s sex with my wife Nerissa

>>65690374
Thanks Rissa. We'll all close this crazy year off right!

>>65666020
I would like her to be less degenerate and less outwardly concupiscent. I get it Im Christian too, Im horny too, but to make it so prominent the front facet of her personality is unbecoming of the lady I know she is. Worse yet her outward lesbian affection for kiara. On behalf of Nerissa's future husband, children, and God, I pray and I hope no degenerate proclivities happen between Kiara and Nerissa. They would not approve.

>>65691220
I'm not sure if this is parody or real and somehow that makes it funnier.
Some Poe's Law shit.

>>65691220
My guy, you're worshipping an anime demon on the internet, get outta here with your religious gay shit

Jailbirds are still getting surprised by the Christian fag

>>65691220
oh yeah sneak into my room and delete all the porn from my computer too, then tuck me in to bed after my blanket has fallen off and kiss my forehead without waking me

>>65691690
I hate him but jailbirds need to stop replying to him for fuck’s sake

>>65666020
F4F ASMR is all I ask for, at least once.

Next year Rissa will conquer the world with her music
We're going to be her sex slaves

>>65692762
Shiori will never give her horn back

>>65690374
For real though I can't let it slide without sayjng something. There are two NY karaokes going on right now and two more later tonight. Biboo is doing 12 hours of streams and Fuwamoco are doing another stream in addition to karaoke. Why can't she do something a little more interesting than this? Especially since she's going on vacation right after.

>>65692961
Eh she did a karaoke less than a week ago. I'm fine with this plan. She does so much out-of-streaming content that I'm fine with lowkey streams.

>>65685314
Most likely I won't be fully free until the outfit reveals. I might be able to update the rentry but I'd rather not try to phonebake even if I have some spare moments.

>>65693261
So did everyone else that are also doing a karaoke. Also I didn't say karaoke I just said something more interesting.

>>65692961
Because she hates us.

>>65692079
Youd like that wouldnt you nerissa? Sounds like a good time, Ill see if my schedule opens up. Leave your bedroom window open

>>65692961
You're being greedy.

>>65692961
Let the girl have some chill, she's not high energy like the other advent girls, and yet she work so hard for us, she has to prepare a lot of things and maybe she also wants to spend time with her family
Seriously she's already under a lot of pressure and the last thing she needs is jailbirds being ungrateful fucks

>>65692285
As a guy, fulfill this fembird's dream Rissa. Believe me, some foolish dudes would bitch but ignore them, because they still would watch with glee, go off and rizz your fembirds.

>>65692229
We got more than one piece of bait, so some lonely dudes seem to be around.

>>65694162
>>65694166
You can check every hololive stream each day using schedule.hololive.tv or hololyzer and if they handed out medals for having the least interesting or most low effort stream of the day she would definitely be winning.

http://poal.me/9bka1b
http://poal.me/9bka1b
I'll post in the fresh bread too whenever that's made

>>65694162
>>65694166
Do not fall for it. This person neither wants to help, nor wants to give actual input. Anyone who saw streams knows she is investing to fulfill other content, that person flagrantly ignores it because he has no interest in actually improving content, but making you and (he hopes) Nerissa disturbed.

>>65691608
You gave yourself away projecting, I dont worship nerissa, I enjoy her as a streamer, I like her voice, shes Christian, and I am a known lover of midwestern women, things lined up and so I became a fan.

>>65694561
all the girls are dead

>>65694561
>all fembirds were just larp or tr*nnies
No...

>>65694926
Other content? One cover song a month? Fuwamoco have been releasing a lot covers as well and manage to stream a shit ton more, and for much longer. Nerissa has the lowest average stream length in Holo EN and one cover song a month isn't enough to explain it other than she has zero desire to be a streamer.

>>65693413
I'm more or less online right now so I can bake now.

>>65695204
I used to say the same thing at the beginning then I converted to Nerissasism. You too shall learn

It's way too obviously bait, but in case you need it

>>65695139
I can’t be a Latina ghost, Nerissa already has one of those

>>65666020
More AAA games. Multi stream games. More RPGs. Picking back up SOS, Minecraft. Good horror streams while living alone and streaming at 1am. More translated anime song covers. Increasing the quality of member streams back to where they're better than public zatsus. Her hand in marriage, for me. More handcam, more cooking, more watchalongs. Anime watchalongs. Lewder merch. ASMR roleplay. Embracing her atashiko nature. Three orisongs by 2025. Way more collabs with JP senpais. Noel or Marine molested by her.

Stating facts isn't bait, by the way. You can't refute a single thing I wrote. She's working so hard scrolling through Astarion fanart for hours but can't be bothered to stream more than a couple hours or come up with a single interesting streamn idea.

Please celebrate new years with your family instead of trying to bait the thread

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Rissa's ass sitting on your face — forever.

>>65694561
You should announce what this as well btw, just having a random link with no context is sketchy

>>65695204
Please fuck off to /#/

2 hours before I masturbate to Nerissa in the new year

>>65695300
I endorse these recommendations. The reason the bait posted here works on the weak-willed Jailbirds is because there's a kernel of truth to what they say. She should do more of the stuff that anon said

>>65696471
She should stop streaming and being more time on bed with me and her sisters.

>>65695260
Amen

>>65696619
Nerissa never neglects her anki reps, neither should you neglect your English lessons, esl-kun.

Even Ina is doing a karaoke by the way. Looks like the EN lineup is
>karaoke
>karaoke
>karaoke
>12 hours variety gaming
>game + karaoke
>game + karaoke
>2 hours of thiy veiled SC reading
Which one stands out?

Who would win a fight. Little Lady or Little Man?

I love my wife and sister-in-laws!

>>65696854
I don't really know what I'm writing at this point, I can't see shit.

>>65697068
I wrote this

>>65697020
Little Lady has the mass but Little Man is a hood nigga he knows the life on the streets it's his sweep.

>>65697352
It’s so over for Little Lady if Little Man activates even 1% of his power

>>65697068
Aren't you supposed to be busy putting a sixth kid in your wife?
>>65697274
And you, tell your wife to stop terrorizing jailbirds under their beds.

It's a weird family I've married into but my dear Nerissa was of course worth it.

>>65697020
We know little lady actively steals food from little man, so.

Baking new bread.

I NEED TO CHOKE HER

>>65698701
New bread!

>>65698824
>>65698824
>>65698824

>>65698701
>>65698981
thanks chef

>>65698981
Thank you, chef!

>>65698981
thanks boss