/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65633633
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>65633670
AMEN

SHINRI LOVE

SHINRI NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT

Shinri is so ambitious. I'm really happy to see him coming out with so many big goals for the next year.

>>65633633
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2qm2oMaavs

good to see Shinri aiming to work on stuff beyond just his regular streams

>>65633670
Amen.

wow shinri really is cooking

what is this man talking about

Shinri wants you to make you get attached to someone handsome and kind so he can force you to kill him with your own hands...

>>65635114
2024 is looking bright

"fleshtuber" sounds gross

>Banjo
>Conker
>SM64
If only he was doing Donkey Kong 64 instead of DKC.

axel isn't making it to YiR

>>65635663
seems like a cool schedule, too bad I can't watch him anymore

>>65635840
why

>>65635751

>>65635855
just can't, he's repulsive

>>65635663
nice but will he ever continue a series...

>>65635914
cool it with the racism

just send her a VP and she'll join whatever you ask her, Shinri.

tavi toilet review is overlapping year in review and somehow the bettel stream is guaranteed to be the greater shitshow

Shinri's warm, warm hands...

>>65636683
More jobbers in one location. It is inevitable.

>>65636683
year in review will be like an hour late dw dw

Cramped off collab orgy...

>>65635914
racist, you can't say that just because he's black

>>65635914
I hae the same problem, I don't even think he did anything that bad, more dangerous and stupid than "taking advatage" of his fans but something just really ticks me off. Doesn't help how gay he sounds, I have never liked flamboyant way of talking

>>65637213
Is this mental illness

Year of the Dragon!

>>65637395
we all have reasons we don't like some people. can't help with that

>>65637213
fair enough, but i checked out for the disgusting yumebait, and only just checked back in for twilight princess. he's definitely gotten a hold on it and changed his tune (still sounds gay nigga coded though). if you check his power wash sim today, he's practically xenorico hakka, just telling cool stories about growing up rough and getting his ass beat by his parents. the overwhelming parasocial affection is gone and so is the holding conversations with the clique yumes. worst thing he does is give a quick little kiss for sc/menshi. he'll develop over time and grow into his own streaming culture, despite initial mis steps, just like jutard.

>oh nooo, I don't have a membership..
>*sends a random message*
>gets a gift membership
never fails

the fuck is yume

>>65638023
The bane of Yakuza 5

>>65638023
I know this one, /MANS/ taught me. Yume means "you and me", they're the menhera that fall in love with the streamer

>>65638023
I forget if it's the female equivalent of a unicorn.

>>65638023
Yumejoshi
Lit. "dream girl"
A person who self inserts and "ships" characters with themselves

How late we thinking today?

>>65638335
10 minutes max, Axel isn't there

>>65638335
3 hours at the very least.

I feel bad that Octavio is overlapping VG's collab when he was so excited for his toilet review ...

>>65638335
23 and a half minutes

YEAR ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/xnqbxn0u1Nc
https://youtu.be/xnqbxn0u1Nc
https://youtu.be/xnqbxn0u1Nc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqbxn0u1Nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqbxn0u1Nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqbxn0u1Nc
CLOWN AND FRIENDS ON THE TELLY

>>65638023
think of bae. except she failed at getting robert

holy production value

MAGNI MENTION

PUPPET LIVE FROM THE THRONE ROOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1mqgA9Dc_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1mqgA9Dc_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1mqgA9Dc_s

This music feels copyrighted.

This intro's great

CUTE INTRO

Axel froze to death

fuck bettel

I can't believe Axel is fucking DEAD

Ghost Axel

>>65638821
One of the worst overlaps of all time
>stock powerpoint theme
kino

>>65638934
Shinri. Stop it.

Bettel your stream is dying

Axel, Magni, and Vesper muted

>Axel's with them in spirit
They killed him...

Where's Morf?

What is wrong with Shinri’s hand?

>>65639016
Shinri is going to fuck him...

Altare's never seen Week and Month in Review

>Altare confirmed he doesn't watch Bettel's streams
holy shit... what happened to unity?

He's prepared!!! Holy shit!!!!

>>65639046
it's a very drawn on style
https://twitter.com/orenjimaru_/status/1741118491145765031

>>65638970
ORANGE MEN LOVE AND SEX

>>65609082
I mean ya but hey we are having fun even if it is just the 2 of use who are way to invested in the Bubby concept. Desert Bubbies would be a variant. They would have 2 subvariants one from Cacti and the Other from Succulents. The Cacti ones would also come in both Giant and Standard sizes but due to their slow growth would be hard to tell the difference if you don't know cacti. The would have paw pads on their back feed to prevent burning and likely be nocturnal to avoid the morning heat. Succulent Bubbies would the same size as Fungal Bubbies. They would be immune to most venoms and poisons letting them hunt the snakes and scorpions that call the desert home. They would likely prey on small corruption beasts being one of the only creatures that could do that without harm. They would also hibernate during times with little to no food and may go years asleep.

fwuffy Flay so cute

I would like to say that Leader is looking particularly cute this evening. Love this cringe lord.

>>65639149
leader barely wakes up before his own streams which are a couple hours after bingus goes live

formless bettelion as the only mascot not on screen

You just know Bettel waited the whole week to mess with Axel tonight just for him to not be able to show up

>>65639289
The bettelion are just phantom's projections

>>65639299
Axel won.

>>65639289
Bettelion cucked by Phantom.

Axel is fucking dead, so Altare has sole seniority here.

>interrupts on question specifically for hakka
>"you're so polite"
red retard cute autism

>unmute octavio
>hes talking about wiping

>my favorite
>a minor

bettel is a cunnybro

I just noticed that the little koi on Shinri's head is vibrating

I hate Flayon.

this lil fella is shaking like crazy

>>65639611
>>65639621
sorry guys im nervous

>>65639621
we're cold

SIMS SATURDAY WAS GREAT

>>65635663
Goldeneye and Perfect Dark doko

Well, anon.
What was your favorite stream of the year?

why does flayon have fully rigged cat ears and the others dont

Bettel peaked at sims saturday, it's all downhill from there

I remember mechabirb happening naturally in sims saturday...

>Sims saturday
>WoW Wednesday
>Lies of P
Great fucking picks

>>65639795
he deserves it :3~

I MISS RUST

It's cool how diverse the picks are

no one's gonna mention animalia famila

>>65639852
okay flayon, now focus on the collab again or hakka and shinri will steal bettel from you

What is happening here?

hakka is being racist again

>>65639935
yeah it was garbage, the only two that cared about it left

>>65639795
>fully rigged
Do you eve know what that means?

>>65639782
alchemist's prologue

>>65639990

SHINY SPERMO SHINRI, MY BELOVED~

>>65640022
he has used this asset in his solo streams, they sometimes flop around

What do you think Axel's favorite collab would have been?

>>65639795
Shinri has dog ears that blend in with his hair

I should rewatch Sims Saturday

TSB FOREVER

>>65640068
They are just animated like The slime on Altare's head

>>65640078
tsb payday 2 maybe?

>>65640078
HQ vs VG L4D2

Altare is being an unityfag again...

>>65639782
Hakka's Temprizz

>>65640078
TSB, maybe rust arc for that one he hopped in on and did some raids with the boys. the JP collabs are definitely the focus though

Bettel interacting with JP senpai at all is so odd to see

>>65640078
TSB or something involving RPR because Axel is dense enough to not realize that it's a question about Tempus

>>65639782
the smash stream magni hosted where sweattel was born. i'm really into smash and the competitive side of it in general but that particular stream is one i always come back to, bettel played pretty good

Will he mention magni

We were here...

>>65640078
knowing axel he would have probably mentioned the 200k collab with magni

MAGMENTION

>>65640283
There it is

>>65640283
Yep

>>65640078
Probably TSB too.

Magmo's OC.....

>>65640078
he'll mention something with old HQ and then make the stream uncomfortable

>>65640355
when the stream was actually wholesome asf and not uncomfortable

remember the soullink

vesper mention doko

the bettel/magni amogus pizza was the best stars stream of the year

I still think about that pizza sometimes

>>65640400
wow weds

>wolf quest
I miss him...

>Tempiss
Flayon...

I never got HQ wolfquest stream where they would've been able to breed...

8 wolves barge in and tempiss all over your yard, wat do

>>65639782
Rust was absolutely fucking fantastic. I love Stars

wolf quest was the stream that got me into magni

>>65640469
pissmites and pisskitos...

>>65640426
I think about the way Magni fingered it

are they checking the time..?

The Mag**** was just too good...

>most unseiso moment

Holy shit I forgot about that stream, that was so fucking funny

THEY WILL ANNOUNCE NEW OUTFITS AT THE END OF THE STREAM
I REFUSE TO TAKE MY MEDS

>>65640612
still cant believe he did this

>>65640625
Can you tell me which one it was, I want to watch it later.

I really wish they would take the time to size their models accurately

The Lethal Company collab was the most kino collab in a long time. That stream was great.
https://vxtwitter.com/shwimpyz/status/1740234323520004607

>>65640649
tossing my meds out too anon

>>65640649
I think so too, they just mentioned the time, so they're probably running on clock and have the announcement in 20 minutes

>>65640679
I'm not entirely sure, but Hakka mentioned it was a Chilla's Art game and I think it was in the earlier months
I just remember I think I was watching Flayon and he redirected into Hakka saying the most retard shit

>>65640726
>>65640780
lying clown needs rape correction

>>65640780
I thought it was just Altare maybe because he had to do stuff

>>65640857
>no big reveal is happening today
>they are going to keep the stream going until the 31st and they make the reveal

hakka sounded white

THE CUMPIRE

>flayon talking like he was a master manipulator in poker
>he played like shit for a few rounds and lost first

>>65640995
He's plenty white when Bettel aims for the face

I member...

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1741304690560868577

>>65640896
Why did Altare say he'd leave early to do a NY countdown stream? Did he forget it's not going to be new year's yet?

>>65641109
he bullied bettel into going bankrupt and doing the shower batsu for an extra 1000 like a whore, so it was worth

>>65641144
Join the boys, damn you Axel

best unseiso moment

>>65641109
>lost first
Wasn't the end dragged out specifically because Flay was one of the last ones remaining and wouldn't back down?

>>65641144
the boys are collabing while he's out here fucking some dudes...

the most unhinged moment was when altare acknowledged rpr and pretended to be nice to not be completely repulsed by him on stream

>>65641250
The Altare birthday poker, yeah

>>65641282
are you talking about when rpr implied he was nice to and liked women, and leader laughed so hard he nearly blacked out at the concept?

Yanflay giving into his urges to rape Bettel...forgotten

AXEL JUMPSCARE

>>65641301
Were there multiple?

Axel is going to die...

Axel... No...

>>65641332
KEK at how it looks when written on paper

>>65641386
altare birthday and altare's tempus week (vesper missed both)

>>65641388
>>65641396
oh no he's going to be eat up by ecchi onee-san

axel about to storm the millenium tower for the 10 billion yen with the yakuza 4

>>65641448
Yeah, me.

>>65641332
rpr is the gayest homophobic man to ever exist, so basically a normal european

AHHHH MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT

>>65641428
that nigga really didn't want to join collabs huh

KEK FUCKING AXEL

THE BEES

THE BEEEEES

Shinri please just keep putting more bees in

All the time Shinri spent gathering the beehives... all for nothing

THE VG HOUSE WILL BE REAL

New hgouse

Whiter and Magentaer for 2024

ALLAH MAGBAR

>bettel got up from his lazy ass to get new minecraft password for a 15 second bit
he really hates holostars

DID HE SAVE THE BEES?

PLEASE PLAY MINECRAFT IT WILL MAKE SHINRI SO HAPPY

Murder accomplice Altare

"Iconic moments are made to be destroyed" - Gavis Bettel, 2023

Never forget...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2id9UIu50

>>65640679
Oh I think it was this stream
https://youtu.be/7pYh7VwYKhc

>>65641644
DON'T SUICIDE BOMB THE THREAD YOU FUCKING TERRORIST! THAT'S WHY CHINA AND MYANMAR HATES YOU

>It was just his birthday
kek

where's the outfit announcement

the joke is that August 19th is his birthday

>>65641819
Thank you! Adding it to my to watch list.

good now we can finally put that dumb meme to bed yes I'm fucking jealous

>>65641988
>>65640857

>>65641909
SHUT UP KAFFIR I RUN YOU OVER WITH MY CAMEL

>>65641819
Will revisit it, I'm curious since I don't really remember it.

>>65642017
uh oh get even more jealous now kek

tempted to write shitpost fanfic about bettel x heff jardy

steam deck for the steam deck case!!

He finally bought the steam deck for the case.

I WAS THERE

Please tell me someone has an archive of the camel

which steam is leader talking about?

>>65642363
>>65642390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYBUlb5YUjg

I still can't believe he died to a fucking bee

>>65642459
Man, that stream was so fucking kino, he entered the Desert Temple and a creeper dropped on his head and killed him. That was a painful stream to watch, no wonder he cried

>>65642468
That was funny as fuck. The Shinri, Axel, Temma combo was such a unique treat.

Wtf is that tweaking on top of Shinri's head?

>>65642468
I'm so glad he did, made rest of the event fun

Bettel's debut week was kino

>>65642506
And then this happened

>>65642562
me, too much caffeine before the stream sorry

>>65642562

The first week of streams

>Accidentally set merch presentation to autopilot and couldn’t fix it
>Picked an art tag that was already used by someone else
>First solo stream after debut. Has tech issues and can’t go live
>Makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>Posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Eats a whole frozen pizza and goes to bed. Tries again the next day
>Has a scuffed 2-minute stream before accidentally hitting the end stream button and redirecting to Hakka
>Makes another twitterspace. Starts having a mental breakdown, on the verge of tears
>Many of these issues are because he built a new computer 2 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEBUT
>Talks about how as a kid he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds and shoved Playdough in his ears until it hardened. This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Didn't even know how to end the twitterspace properly
>FINALLY gets things functional on day 3 for Cooking Simulator, does a funny bit where he pretends to lag out
>Manager gets a heart attack because they weren’t informed about the lag bit beforehand, he gets bonked for it
>The reason he was having so much trouble before was because he was trying to stream ON HIS FUCKING WIFI
>Forgot what he was doing tomorrow and almost fucks up the redirect at the last second
>Next day, playing Getting Over It
>Forgot to buy the game and install it until it was time to stream
>Starts game, gets jumpscared by how loud it is, his tracking is also broken
>Gets filtered by THE FIRST FUCKING TREE for 10 minutes
>Almost goes on a SEXIST RANT about women bottling water
>After the stream Hakka declares him to be Xenokuni Enemy #1 because of his autistic food preferences
>Accidentally deleted the peanut gallery background and is using a debut banner during his Phasmophobia stream
>Had sleep paralysis, got his head stuck in a pillow and couldn’t escape
>Candy handcam stream starts
>Doesn’t have a mic stand, so he’s PHYSICALLY HOLDING THE MIC or setting it down
>Bought Women’s Small sized gloves, cutting off the circulation to his fingers
>Doesn’t have a mouse, scuffed setup has several things hanging precariously above the camera and his laptop
>Is making Gummy Sushi, CAN’T FUCKING READ THE JAPANESE DIRECTIONS, didn’t find out about the English instructions on the website his Mama tweeted until afterwards
>Pulls out a Magic 8 Ball, YEETS that shit, it almost falls down the stairs
>Fucks up the recipe IMMEDIATELY, spills water everywhere, mixes the wrong packets, tears the seaweed in half, final product ends up looking like a used tampon
>Gets triggered over being called Buddy the Elf
>He’s /here/ and been reading our ryona abuse fantasies. He thinks it’s “endearing violence”
>End of the week Zatsu
>Ate a whole 18-inch sleeve of 50+ Starburst pieces, immediately followed by hot wings, tummy hort
>Shinri trying to teach him how to use Photoshop. Still fucked up making his schedule several more times
>Chat is grooming and sexually harassing him with cute aggression superchats
>He threatens to SHOVE THEM IN A MEAT GRINDER like a certain other psycho he was compared to
>Puzzle marathon day, starting with Superliminal
>Fell asleep right before the stream started because he was tired from trying to fix the schedule
>Starts dropping frames, turns Vsync off, becomes PPC (PowerPoint Clown)
>Later playing We Were Here with Shinri
>Still dropping frames, swears in the first 2 minutes so instantly demonetized (does this in both parts)
>Turns up Shinri’s volume, gets jumpscared by him
>Takes 20 minutes to solve the first puzzle, all the while Shinri can’t contain his laughter
>He got confused and instead of thinking 4x9 were the grid dimensions it was a math problem
>Later in the stream Shinri tells Bettel to KILL HIMSELF

THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOSTARS ENGLISH
Here's to another year of Clown Kino.

Cute Bettelmom afraid that her son's actually breaking down online
>Also I hope she never finds the ryona posts

>>65642562
seems like a daruma koi

>>65642668
ah the memories...

>>65642506
It's pretty sad because I enjoyed that zatsu. I don't even remember what he talked about but I was vibing.

>>65642668
>Doesn’t have a mic stand, so he’s PHYSICALLY HOLDING THE MIC or setting it down
I don't know why but this is the funniest part to me

Drunk Shinri...

>Fortnite
>No Magni mention
Tempus is healing...

>>65642868
Magni's been mentioned like a dozen times

>>65642668
>>Makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
Holy kek, I forgot about this. God he made such unintentional funny moments

>>65642934
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S *eurobeat music starts playing*

>>65642934
they shake like a Chihuahua or a Pinscher

sometimes I glance at the screen and get confused and think hakka is holding axel's head

Shinri's head is oddly rectangular

THE Holostar

He is the Holostar

>THE Holostar

>>65642668
This is why he's the ultimate boyfailure. I love dino, don't get me wrong, but he's a funny guy going for extra yume points.
Bettel, however, is literally built to be the ideal husband/personal jester.

>>65643071
if you consider how Hakka's hands are shaking it looks like he's masturbating and is gonna cum on Axel's back

I fucking hate Flayon

>Altare calling Flayon out for being a sexpest
holy based thank you leader

>My greatest achievement is eroge
>I'm the least horny person here
lmao

>>65642911
how could you possibly forget

>wants to stream eroge to prove they're not just horny
>streams mid horny slop eroge

>>65643174
>insists eroges can be great
>plays fucking huniepop

>>65643174
Shinri is the most horny, but he has self control

>>65643228
Really picked the worst fucking games to showcase kek

>bettel's greatest achievement is getting shitload of money

>>65643325
same desu ne

>>65643325
I hate this whore (affectionate)

>leeching the paypigs
TEN AKA SUPAS

>>65643295
name one that would have been a better choice

I'm sad none of them mentioned the Forewarned collab, that stream was great.

>>65643325
By being the most important and famous holostars EN member rn, yeah

how many tempura who aren't machiroons would even notice flay vanishing for several months?

What's (You)r greatest achievement this year, anons?

MAMA.... UUUUUUUU

>>65643436
Unironically lost enough weight to suck my own dick

Shinriii you're not that old (ily)

>>65643417
i would like my twitter feed to be cleansed of his disgusting drivel

>>65643387
They did mention it: Shiny Spicy Spermo Shinri

>>65643359
white album is great

>>65643436
Completing the pokedex

What a fucking bombshell altare just dropped...

>>65643436
Got followed by one of the boys. I want to post more art and maybe get hired to do art for them one day

>>65643359
Majikoi

AAAIIIIIEEEE THE GUILD IS DISBANDING

>>65643436
Flexible enough to do a split and put my own foot behind my head now

>>65643524
Fingers crossed for you, anon!

Leader, that joke wasn't it.

>Flayon owns black creatures
This is the first time I wanted to be Flayon

>>65643511
He played it two weeks ago (I don't know if he finished it)

>>65643545
Good choice

>>65643492
even hakka might not notice when there's 4 new guys or at least ruze he's been actively chatting with

I enjoy Crimson Ruze.

When has Ruze ever played dumb?

DND...

>>65643436
I finally found purpose in my life (giving my oshi all my excess cash)

RIP BOZO

HOLY FUCK

I MISS HIM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

NO WAY KEK

>Morf, Clopbot, Gorimane, and Justa not included
THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!

Mortimer....

Mortimer...

i liked how bettel did that

kek

KINO

MORTIMER RIP...

Jerry forgotten

jesus christ lmao
we got our official funeral stream

RIP in peace

bettel is lowkey a genius for shit like this somehow. it's weird but i admire him for it

>Jerry
glad dingo's not here

Wanna bet that Bettel though they meant Jerry as his bit Jerry rather than Axel's cat

>>65643632
I know he played it, was good.

What Jerry are we talking about here

>>65643906
Debut Jerry

>>65643906
the skeleton

>>65643906
debut

>>65643906
Bettel's Jerry

please move on from this bit onegai

What about Jeffrey?

I took shinri's seiso card btw

>>65643863
KEK HE DID GET REMOVED FROM THE CORNER

>>65643877
Hakka and Shinri both mean the bit Jerry

>>65641144
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1741316476555194458

it’s been a full year of vanguard…

>>65643937
A FUCKING DEADBEAT!

>>65643404
>the most important
...yeah?

>>65641144
>>65643996
>Axel ditched the stream so he could spend all his money on gachas...

>>65643996
I'm glad he's having fun

>Target interview
>"Where do you see yourself in one year?"
>no answer
>leaves

Based and introspective.

>>65643996
one hand is in the gacha
the other one is on the ecchi na neechan

>first year is getting into the zone
>best streams happened during the first 6 months of hq
idk about that altare

>>65644198
shut the fuck up nerd, you aren't them

>>65644198
>couldnt use almond offcollab as best stream because it was last year

>>65644268
haha yeah... definitely not...

>>65643436
[Spoiler]I kissed for the 1st time in my life and got a Blowjob on the same night. Might not be much but it feels like progress to me[/Spoiler]

Take the hint Altare, invite Shinri to more VR collabs

>>65644315
Axel get on the stream

FUCK this fuckin stream makes me wanna try harder in life and my hobbies despite shit goin awry for me rn

>>65644268
what a great argument

>>65644313
Wasn't the 2nd (and better) one in January?

>>65644339
jobber

>>65644373
I send you a lot of good new years wishes, anon

>>65644343
can't busy

>>65644339
axel join the stream

>>65643436
I've finally had some banging sex with my crush, and we're building an emotional connection. We're keeping it lowkey though because she's moving away in two months. I'm going to miss her like crazy.

I want another Magni with the difference that he is not going to fucking quit like a baby. He came up with fun ideas and started the singing lessons right away

>>65644411
I may be a jobber but at leaat i get bitches now.

Maybe in a year or 2 i might be free from this website.

buttbaby

THE BUTTBABY

>>65644479
get out

>>65644484
>he is not going to fucking quit like a baby
he's still mindbroken

>>65643436
Accepted the loss of him

>>65644512
If you think I'm underage, I'm 34, but thanks.

>>65643625
Racist magmite, altventurer, koi, bubby, hakkito....

>>65644548
>34
>got a crush
>still here
bruh

Shinri………

>>65644548
>34
You're a fucking child

No one wants to meet Shinwi..

>>65644626
I mean, mentally, yeah.

>no wonder you're so fucked up in the head
holy shit Hakka?

>>65644632
they already met once in june

Bettel Hakka off-collab actual IRL wedding 2024

>>65644677
go back>>65644703

Hakka doing his best to bonk the vod

>>65644373
we're all gonna make it anon. i believe in you

>>65644632
He’ll meet with Altare’s cock when they move closer

>>65644445
Ty anon i hope you have a wonderful year, these boys have inspired me to draw and work out, some money problems that popped up and i injured my legs, but after this stream im gonna try harder than ever

>>65644373
My new years resolution is to finally paint my pile of warhammer shame

>>65644774
*move in together

Altare wants to learn new songs other than the only 20 sadboy songs he knows

did flayon say fucking pilotredsun

>>65635663
I have appeared to say DK64 would be a horrible stream game beacuse of how much of a collectathon it is compared to banjo

>>65644632
He and Altare are gonna have VR sex until he saves up enough to move.

>>65644829
yeah

>>65644810
i believe in your ability to get the $600 paint set, twobert

Altare, Bettel, and Shinri in conquistador outfits chopping their way through the south american jungle to reach Hakka's village

>Altare's friends in highschool were psychopaths

>>65644851
I'm just glad that someone is playing actual video games for once.
It took a fucking year for it to happen.
The diamond dogs basically mog every Holo with their taste in games.

>>65644970
checks out

>>65644994
im surprised he got conker perms
and that he's into fighting games
this dude is old as fuck

Leader giving himself burns in the shower...

Psychoanalysis with the boyyyysss

>>65645116
>burns himself in the shower
>"but it felt good!"

Of course he would say peloton…

Yes Bettel, less dependence on self-deprecating humor please.

>screaming arguments over toilets

tempus toilet review...

Leader wants that heated toilet seat, huh...

>>65645284

>>65645309
*tiger drops*

Altare is weirdly passionate about toilets

>>65645309
*flush*

NOT THE KOILET

>i thought i was out of middle school
you're one to talk flayon

Shinri has said "poop knife" far too many times

There was a kid I went to high school with that would pull his pants and underwear down to his ankles when he used the urinal
I don't know how he didn't get beaten up or bullied

pissanons dont you dare

thank you octavio... I never knew how much I needed to know my oshi's urinal pissing technique TOT

Shinri, tell leader how you pee already

not a urinal but where do (you) pee /mans/?

Hope this is what you wanted Shinri, it’s the price of Altare’s love

>flayon left
>all the boys talking about pissing, clearly with their cocks
machitroon confirmed

>>65644489
fuck you good luck man

Just drop your pants when you pee

>>65645583
too late I'm imagining the urinal as my face

>Altare calling out Flayon for being a sexpest AGAIN
holy based
>>65645583
where's the pissmite when we need him?

I much prefer toilet talk that fucking coomer shit

>>65645610
3C is the quietest

did someone just call flayon an “ugly little pervert”?

>>65645610
D8

"We're vtubers, you think we have sex??" - Josuiji Shinri, 2023

>>65645610
5E
if theres poop staints I use my pee to wash it away

Flay fine with coomer talk but draws the line at pee.

-oh, I was just shitposting but he literally said it.

flayon fucking ruins all the collabs man, he truly is the worst hire of starsEN

>>65645610
D3

>>65645610
D3

Flayon is not apart of Tempiss...

>>65645715
>>65645724
Now piss

>>65645610
J10

>>65645715
>>65645724
you two should cross streams

>>65643436
I got laid off, and cancer!
I'm living off of my savings, spending a shit ton of money getting all sorts of cards and making a collection to pass on to my siblings and their children.

I'm 30 and a virgin, and don't really care enough to give it a shot. I'll live and die in my fantasies.

Cheers though, I'm living life the way I want. I doubt i'll know whether I regret anything till the moment I die. But till then, Cheers!

>>65645651
Flayon fucking wishes he was a woman

PEGGLE
2

PEGGLE
TWO

>>65645610
g13

>>65645820
o7

PEGGLE

TWO!!!

>>65645610
Any guy will understand.

>>65645610
i aim for the pussy

>Bettel is excited for STALKER 2
he's a fucking poser that has never actually played STALKER
Anyone that played and enjoyed the original would know that STALKER 2 is a fucking dumpster fire

>>65645583
uugh I'm gonna have dreams about it

>>65645647
Shinri is more than willing to go along with this stuff though. This is the same man who randomly went off on a five minute tangent about the taste of blood

>>65645881
Im playing through the originals right now, just started CoP. whats the bad news?

I can't wait to watch Ruze play Dragon's Dogma 2
>>65645865
You only do that when there's a poop stain