/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I glove my wife everyday

>>65614131

Hamha!

mmmh thanks for the fresh bread, baker!

Kiki love!
Little Man love!
Little Lady love!

>>65614293
yeah yeah

>>65614293

umm hello excuse me. i was looking for /pyon/, is this the right place?

>>65615199

>>65615253
no this is /pnoy/

>>65615253
...i forgod the subject from OP... it's over...

>>65615446
straight to jail

>>65616003
thought i needed my specs for a second there

>>65616624
I want Kiki to pee on me

>>65615513
your mercy is endless your grace, I would have sent him to the mines first then jail only once his body is broken

i will snuff kiki

I want to sniff Kiki

I want kiki

It occurs to me that Hakase from Nichijou is probably a goldmine for Kiki edits.

I Kiki

kiki... T0T

>>65618533
funny you mention that, just heard hakase dog and shark on radio

>>65618969
It's a sign. You know what you must do.

ki

>>65618533
>Hakase from Nichijou
if you change the hair color i could see it. also i love nichijou! my favorite series of all time

>>65617977
kiki if she real?
all head hair removed?
woof

>>65619664
look at those flowing locks of not head hair

All day long while waging I imagine all the Kikk art and things I want to make but by the time I get home I'm so dead tired and out of energy...I hate it.

>>65620137
the flesh is weak...

Do you think Kiki likes LEGO Bionicle?

>>65620990
she likes lego but never specified liking bionicle. im sure she'd find it indresding tho

i want french fry

>>65623505
ask and you shall receive.

What about French Gigi

>>65623505
NO

>>65624456
No no she's Australian. Australian.

Australian.

>>65624753
I thought she was Irish

who volunteers to be Kiki's champon today?

>>65624977
i would rather be a champad

>>65625326
i'd rather be champillow

>>65624456
when this art was posted long ago the artist referred to it as french kiki.

I still havn't washed my daki cover once. Is it safe to wash?

>>65626136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn24-kQhxhQ

>>65626007
woah thats so cute

>>65624977
>>65625326
You were faster than me. I'm sure she said no tampon there. So heres my contribution

>>65626136
mine collects dust in the corner, its too big for my single matress

>>65626381

>>65626432
Nonsense I sleep on a twin mattress with Kikidaki every single night.

>>65626432
Champy why, hugging Kiki as you sleep should be fine on any size mattress

kiki should make a wagey themed voice pack, 1 for each possible industry

>>65626873
This would be the biggest demoralizer I can fucking imagine. Imagine getting pity-coddled every day ugh

>>65627205
I meant the thing in the article, not a Kiki voice pack, in case it wasn't obvious

>>65627205
sounds like a very chinese strategy

>>65627263
that is no different from 90% of vtubing

>>65627631
difference is you have a choice whether or not to watch vtubing. you wouldn't be able to avoid seeing and hearing that shit going on at work every day, though, even if you told them to leave you alone.
and I don't watch anyone but Kiki. never was interested in vtubers or streamers before partly because of the hyperfake coddling bullshit.

>>65627857
Based. I don't want office girls near me either (and IN AMERICA we only have some morbid obese women and melanistic individuals) I only need Kiki's words of encouragement

>>65627857
well i look at it like this, they've hired extroverted people at my office who are less qualified specifically to help improve the work culture, they're the water cooler talk types, it sounds gay as hell but it does helps improve workplace morale having people to interact with, i see that article as a more or less extension of that, we don't have any of those anymore and it definitely does feel like a place i just go to for my job and to collect a paycheck nowadays, some people just naturally dont converse with others unless its through some work setting especially in asian countries, i think in Japan for example 60% of couples find eachother through work

>>65628071
>IN AMERICA

>>65628278
I'm so glad we champys share a braincell.

>>65628175
sounds horrible to me, personally. I'm sure that sort of thing is great for many people and I'm not really trying to shit on it in a general sense, just stating my own perspective. the cubicle life is actual hell in my eyes. workplace relationships of basically any kind make me want to an hero. I just want to do my job and get the fuck out of there ASAP.

>>65628459
what if kiki was your manager and came to visit you twice a day to cheer you up

>>65628807
it'd be kind of weird working under my wife but who wouldn't enjoy two conjugal visits from your spouse while at work every day?

>>65628851
>conjugal visits
more like cunnilingus visits

Does Kiki not realize she's gonna be streaming for six and a half hours before it's the new year for anybody?
Or is it best not to question?

>>65630333
let her do her thing

>>65630357
Okay, sounds good
She's usually got excellent things planned

>>65630333
Yeah she called it an "endurance stream" for a reason.

im gonna sip a few beers and enjoy my lovey dovey new years with my wife

>>65630687

>>65632197
some say he's still falling to this day
o7

>>65632292
>shootingstars.mp3

I hate Kusahla Daora.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1703940322810244.webm

i rike oatmeal with raisins

>>65634454
thank you for outing yourself. your execution will commence shortly.

>>65634480
o-ok maybe lumpy malto-meal with a dash of nutella melted in there and some cinnamon toast on the side?

>>65634747

>>65633180
i only dislike the wind tornados. besides that its a pretty easy elder dragon

>>65634047
i will covort with kiki

>>65634785
fine we'll have pickle juice mimosas owari da..

what are your new years resolution frens?

goo morning
I was planning to sleep until the stream but I woke up early

>>65635349
don't try to make friends this year

>>65635349
save more for retirement, keep progressing in my career and work on my mental a tad. basically just stay humble and things.

>>65635349i wont have one this year. i wanted to lose weight and get fit as my resolution this year and i achieved that, so i feel pretty satisfied with anything regarding self improvement

>>65634047
these fools are out and about around the clock where I live
https://youtu.be/19vW7CJh6gg

>>65636000
checked
i have lots of them in my area too but its winter and pretty cold out so i feel a little bad for them, but then i remind myself that they're much better at surviving in the cold than i am

>>65636000
>>65636160
i've only ever seen hares in these parts what the heck. new resolution: see a rabb irl

>>65637197
you must live in a really remote area to not have wild rabbits

>>65637783
on the outskirts of suburbia in the foothills, very dry and hot during the summer and cold'ish with weeks straight of rain in the winter. now that I think about it our region just doesn't have many hares let alone rabbits. they get more common closer to higher elevations though.

fug

>>65639196
snek got your cunny?

goo morn
>>65634047
making more bunnies with Kiki ToT

i am become toad

supremely important announcement

>>65639960
https://youtu.be/t-XOlgAZTlM?list=PLKtIcOP0WvJDZemPYZZQSqotCgpps5DbX&t=60

I'm stuck out here and the room I'm in doesn't get internet
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>65640356
watch rab on your phone outside

>>65640356
Looks fucking beautiful, Champ

>>65640356
time to stand outside and watch the entire stream, death by exposure be damned.

>>65640356
shirechamp

you mean to tell me sogigs aren't a real animal?

>>65642037
nonsense

>>65642681
you better not be lying to me pls

call me chuckles today

Kissing Kiki's cheeks!

plapping kiki's cheeks!

LIVE!

https://youtu.be/Hoy9N9pF9ZQ
https://youtu.be/Hoy9N9pF9ZQ
https://youtu.be/Hoy9N9pF9ZQ

ready for rab!

>>65643522

`!Intro animation

hi giggles

`!Kiki on the telly!|Zatsu

I just noticed that Kiki doesn't have her clover in the animation before getting sucked into the PC. We actually get to see the moment the 4chan brainrot took root.

you look very cute today

`Kiki made a powerpoint for today (-5)

pro comic sans powerpoint incoming

`Talking about what happened yesterday (-50)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b7Pu9juZEYI

Won't be able to catch the stream but I'll post happy new year once it happens

`A little bit about what papapyon does

I learned yesterday that cats can't eat honey, apparently they can get botulism from it

`Papapyon laughed so loud at Sispyon's stupid joke (-5)

>>65644613
Interesting. I think that's also why you can't feed it to toddlers; their immune systems aren't developed yet.

>>65644613
I've actually read somewhere that cats can't taste "sweet" things

`Kiki doesn't know what a guffaw is (-5)

Champys, your oshi is so sweet. Do you deserve her? Be honest.

>>65644789
noh

>>65644789
just let me have this, anon...

>>65644789
i need her, is that enough?

>>65644613
didn't know you could 'get' botulism thats indresting

can you show off your dress? it looks very nice on you! and i like the clover decoration!

YOU

YOU


DOUBLE SNICKER

`There's no better feeling than Kiki's puffles (-5)

I want to wear Kiki on my cock

>>65644967
she doesn't come in a size *that* small

`Putting a string on Kiki and flying her like a kite (-5)

I'm gonna make a kikikite and then get on water skis, so she can pull me around a lake.

someone drew that once but they werent very humble in the end

my sisters macbook broke because her cat bit the corner of the screen.
Is kiki covering up little man's crimes?

`Kiki showing off her New Years outfit

shrink down and put yourself on the tree like an ornament

look everyone! I married this rabbit, isnt she cute?

https://files.catbox.moe/l8qve2.png - thats why i rember that kimono

gigi be like

Kiki's wearing clothes?

>>65645141
she would never.. right?

They make pressure vests specifically for autistic kids because they respond well to a sense of comforting pressure.

t. Champy waiting on autism diagnosis that likes wearing heavy clothing

`Kiki would love that on her bed

Having someone sleep on your chest feels amazing, maybe it's because I'm also potentially an autist. Doesn't matter who; I've had very young family members fall asleep on me, etc.

kiki...

>>65645446
That's how I sleep with Kikidaki. I basically just lie her on top of me.

>>65645446
My cat falls asleep on my chest sometimes

`Little Man fell asleep on Kiki's chest and made the cutest sleeping sounds ever (-10)

>>65645542
>>65645548
I don't think those are heavy enough to get the effect.

Kiki don't look: I had a relationship once in highschool and her sleeping on my chest was the best I've ever felt. Like a bandaid to the soul.

sleeping on a kiki chest add a +7 to your rest modifier

`Kiki trying to get Little Man to yawn on camera (-10)

>>65645276
what the heck I missed out on a fashion show?!

Mouth check, wife

no kiki i do not go to Asian Massage Parlors

She is so pure.

>>65645658
its too warm and it gets swampy and uncomfy

I can puncture you with my needle

maybe you need a ring dinger for your neck kiki

(ignore random woman in video) https://youtube.com/shorts/zikUi-V0OJk?feature=shared

Kiki you wanna hear a joke that will knock your tits off?
oh you already heard that one ;\

>>65645994
b r u t a l

`Kiki getting a ring dinger (-5)

>>65645994
rude

>>65645994
titknockeritis is no laughing matter

`Sauna Gollum (-15)

`A marshmallow Kiki got the other day

it's gigglin time

Day 3 of Kiki not answering any questions about vore. Champys, I'm getting suspicious.

Champys are truly blessed to know the joys of raping and being raped by Kiki

>sitting in 500 degree sauna
>havent bathed in months and finally getting a bit clean
>other champs in the sauna are dying from the heat
>the door to the steam room opens and they all hear a bell
>its giggle time

>bringing up vore to a rabbit
dude

>>65646387
real

Even as someone into vore, unbirth is repulsive.

Not like I have room to talk though. Kiki lookin' tasty.

>>65646387
unedited btw

southpark taught me that when you swallow something through the other end you poop with your mouth

kiki loves eurochamps
kiki loves kiwi champs
kiki loves burger champs
kiki loves all champs

>>65646574
eurochamps are questionable at best

are you including the abos

identify yourselves and your timezones hobbits

>>65646608
:'(

`!Kiki showing us the powerpoint she made

>>65646652
he doesn't have the spreadsheet

Thank you for the answer, gigi. Didn't mean to be a pest about it.

Feel free to ignore this part on stream, but vore is the widest blanket term for enjoying consuming someone. Cannibalism/the guro in the prep for it is usually called Dolcett or Hard Vore, which also includes things like live digestion, live cooking, or being chewed up alive. Soft vore is the swallowing and then usually a fade to black or even letting the prey escape. Then there's freakshit like cockvore where you get swallowed by a dick and turned into cum. Or reverse vore/unbirth, which we've covered. Or anal vore, which I won't entertain a description of. Use your imagination. Basically, if there's a body part, somebody has developed a sub-fetish for someone getting eaten by it. I've even seen nipple vore.

>>65646676
`shift

>>65646745
>Then there's freakshit like cockvore where you get swallowed by a dick and turned into cum.
I hate when fetishist coomers go full retard

`Introduction: Why 2023 has been the best year of Kiki's life (-5)

`Reason 1: Kiki played so many fun games! (-30)

>>65644808
>>65644836
>>65644843
Be good to her. She is so precious, and she needs you as much as you need her, even if she won't admit it. Be unselfish, and value her.

wee potty potter
he lives in a zoo

>>65647090
I do what I can

I think you should play Bastion, Transistor or pyre, they are very humble and comfy action adventure games

Doom Champs...did she forget us?

>>65647337
POWERFULLY seconding Bastion.

im really excited for when you get to the pc-98 games. i feel like you will really have fun with hem

is there any change of relisting any older streams now that you're in a better headspace or are they gone for good?

I like how you've grown and I feel like I can joke with you and bant, in the past you'd take that as an insult but now you are so good at it, its really fun

fair enough, thanks for the answer rabba

tfw too newchamp to know the old model

didn't we also finish Dawn of War (main game) this year?

kiki has an old model?

>>65647535
>>65647559
it's been like two years

as always im looking forward to more pierce the rab or hardcore singing kiki. its my favorite energy for your singing streams and i always join in when i know the song.

`Kiki showing her old model

>>65647608
cute

some sickos like fatty ears

>going back to finish unfinished games

Something about the old model feels like an older Kiki. Like Kiki 10 years from now. 'Big sister home from college' energy.

>>65646652
It's 6:47pm right now

speaking of outfits i really want to see a fancy idol outfit kiki with all the bells and whistles

sovl

`Looking at Kiki's old rigging (-5)

I get you kiki. I made my mother tear all of my old photos too.

yours is objectively better than many big names

i notice the way your voice has changed over the years. it was a bit higher back then iirc

Holo has some weirdly jank models for how much budget they've got to play with. I don't know what's up, maybe they're sticking with OG modellers/riggers out of a sense of loyalty or something. Two of Stars EN's first generation had a makeover within a year their models were so weird. Gura's eyes too far apart, etc.

No Holo hate, just... why?

`Kiki has a Bob-omb plushy on her bed

your old rigging was humble but I like your new one a lot more, it feels more real to you

yea i dont understand why they chase and idolize new models so much. dont change if it works, yours is perfect

>>65648078
aaaaaaaaahhhh why are her eyes so small?!

Kissing the smoke right out of Kiki's mouth so her voice gets higher.

The new one is really good at showing your changes of expression and stuff, it's really impressive

>kmart
holy moley

>>65648115
Pinchable cheeks.

>>65648115
i miss divegrass, my resolution is to score some fackin gooooals

fabled laptop-kun?

>>65648222
Friendlies in a couple weeks!

`Reason 2: Kiki worked on herself a lot! (-5)

were we supposed to send our resolutions in her maro?

Too heckin wholesome.

>>65648317
dont think that was a thing unless I missed it too

pre careworker, i remember how scared you were of change and dealing with your problems. im so proud of you kiki.

I ran out of kwaf, brb

Are careworkers and stuff like that covered by insurance or government programs, or do you pay out of pocket?

ameri champies...

the most important step is WANTING to do it

I want to hug you so badly giggles

you don't have to suffer from pickles you didn't order any longer

curious to hear how your trip went. was it relatively smooth traveling with family?

i cant believe kiki invented stoicism

`Kiki is impressed with how logical Papapyon is when dealing with issues (-5)

like a "dont worry about the problem worry about the solution" type thing

she is very humble

you were in a really bad place. it's crazy how much you've changed and improved your attitude and everything this year.

`You can find stability in your life even if it feels like it's impossible (-10)

I was agoraphobic for a while, didn't leave the house or speak to anyone for several years, manage to break out of it and got my licence and a job in construction.
Still hard to talk to people but it gets easier, hardest part is pretending to be normal and not being able to tell people a year earlier I couldn't even go outside lmao

you have provided a lot of stability for me

i cant

>>65649044
proud of you, Champ

kiki LOVE

`Reason 3: Kiki redebuted and updated her rigging! (-5)

Wise investor rab.

I bet Kiki has piles of precious metals under her bed.

>redebut
time is killing me
when was that? this year? it seeems so long ago

`Kiki showing the original design work for the background that she made

>>65649264
September I think?

Happy New Year Kiki! Glad I was able to catch some streams before the end of the year, and very glad to see your improvement in mental state over the last year. All the best for 2024!

`Reason 4: Kiki made some amazing friends!

>>65649403
would be cool if someone textured it and turned it into a vrchat world for future 3D streams...

>>65649492
I'd enjoy doing texture work for it if we had access to the file.

`The Mickey Mouse Mug does it again... (-10)

I've gotten into a better spot in life than I was a year ago, but although I struggled and worked hard I still feel like most of the progress I made was more due to luck or happenstance than anything.

You never have to think about what year it actually is if you just think of every year as 20XX.

my new years resolution is to actually finish every game i own physically/on steam before buying anything else

`Reason 5: Kiki met many more champys!

You can't spell basement without semen

Time for the CloverCorp CH branch to be founded. (CH is for Champy)

the current state of the rabbit house

dragon deez

>>65649914
>if you were born in one of the years than you are a rabbit
how does it know?

>>65649914
mfw an Earth Snake

I dont think so, it was 1987 and 1999

Kiki at birth

i think im a snake or horse?

I was born in the year of the rrat

`What Kiki looked like when she was born

1994 Dog reporting in.

>>65649977
me too...

that sounds like Kiki

`Explaining her Chinese zodiac sign

this is me

I don't like how accurate this is.

new years resolution challenge - winzip license

sorry kiki, but us neet champs are going to need you to get back to the mines, the mimosas dont refill themselves

description for mine is 90% accurate

mic check btw (you don't have to note it btw)

ima need a gigi edit of this

:(

Literally Kiki

>>65650455

Yang Earth 戊 辰 Dragon
im so fucking old

>>65650149
>1931

Damn. Kiki is 92 years old!

>>65650498
1. ur too fast
2. ur too good

`Showing off a humble tewi giggle doodle

>>65650498
i love her....

>>65650494
I made a kao version of that with kiki lol

>>65650541
shes a baby metal sheep rabba how sweet is that

`!Short break

Got me looking up the Chinese astrology for myself and all my siblings. We're an Earth Snake, Water Monkey, and Fire Rat.

Forget this Chinese shit what elder scrolls birthsign are you?

>>65650724
towerchamp reporting in

>>65650724
Always loved how The Atronach fundamentally changed how you play the game. Generally ended up rolling with The Steed or The Shadow, sometimes The Apprentice, The Thief or The Tower.

wonder how many champs know gigi's eye color without looking

>>65650800
Same as mine, means we look mirrored as we stare into each other's eyes. It was meant to be.

>>65650724
How do you even tell? I don't Elder Scrolls.

Alternatively, what are your birth cards? I have an apparently rare 3 card combination of Sun, Wheel of Fortune, and Magician.

https://www.tarotschool.com/Calculator.html

>>65650800
I'm very familiar with her eye color

>>65650724
... lady champ

>>65650859
The 12 months in elder scrolls correlate to the 12 months of our calendar. For example Champy was born in October, which in TES is Frostfall, which is governed by The Tower.

to me it's still 2013 to be desuonest

`!Kiki's back!|Kiki's powerpoint (continued) (-5)

>>65650859

>I'm not a toilet rabbit
DYRBI?

`Kiki being a toilet rabbit

>>65650954
>>65650793 here, funnily enough that makes me The Steed, so it still fits with my in game choices.

Here is my new year's resolution giggles

my new years resolutions are:
1. refine or learn a new skill
2. same as last year, hug Kiki IRL by any means possible
3. rape Kiki
4. love Kiki and let her fill even more of my heart
5. remain humble

>>65651023
`edit Kiki's back!|Going through everyone's New Year Resolutions!

I'm getting old and fat, so just losing some weight is my goal. Maybe try my hand at creative writing or something.

Champy Re:Solution is my favorite anime

Resolution: Practice self-love. Kiki lives in my heart, and it shouldn't be a place filled with hate, even if it's only self-hate.

completely tidy up my home and not just have random shit all over the place

>>65651187
>>65651371
>>65651379
hmm yeah, I'm just going to steal all these, thanks

Smoke less

>>65651388
cute

1) Get more financial stability
2) Try to exercise every day, or almost every day
3) Get out of the house more often
4) Be a good husband to gigi and support her journey in every way I can

Overcome or ignore my intense art anxiety so I can get back to drawing.

1. make more money
2. take a vacation for once
3. learn music production, so I can make some gigi tunes
4. draw more gigi (preferably lewds)
5. finish one (1) video game
6. muster up courage and something indresding to send gigi a vocaroo

>>65651388
Blessed

>>65651388
so humble~

it'd be nice to take a vacation next year for once

Songanon New Year's Resolutions
>Finish my EP
>Get enough confidence to upload a vocaroo of a kiki song
>Get university back on track
>Get work into a stable rhythm.

to stop this

`Showing a cute KiteKiki art champy made (-5)

My resolution is to be happy today just because
oh look I succeeded

>>65651492
You should definitely stop dressing like a girl, Champy.

- keep in touch with family
- get a new professional certification (cissp)
- train for an endurance race
- save more for retirement
- support kiki more as a humble champ

any bakers on the clock?

RAPE KIKI, you forgot to type that in
>>65651118

I might do that in the new year then, you can put up with my terrible blues singing. There is a song that references Kiki going on the EP, but it is quite esoteric and won't break containment of >here to anybody who doesn't know my intent before listening

my resolution is to gain weight

go to a blue man group concert

stop drinking
stop beating and being mean to my rabbit wife

i guess i wanna beat all my 100 hour long games so i can focus on better stuff

To stay on the grindset.

>>65651558
can do

create a loving family with Kiki
that means lots of unprotected sex while kiki is ovulating

i hope to go to the dentist and doctor if i can afford it

About a year ago I started started translating a visual novel. I'm about 50% done, but I had to stop because of real life. My resolution is to finish translating it.

>>65651602
Will do then, expect one of the songanon covers as a vocaroo in January. I will probably send you a private dono/question to link you to the album so that you can hear the song you inspired, but I have a pretty strict policy on not crossing the streams of my anon and my named stuff so I might not be able to share the EP with champies :( Sorry fellow champies, I already feel like I overshare here and don't want to break containment.

I want to touch Kiki's cunny

-eat kiki

-lick rabbits smelly regions

>>65651762
Nice, I've never translated anything but I've helped on such projects in technical stuff and I know how long and labor-intensive it can be. Good luck champ

i want to cum on your face more often

upset the global order by staging a coup

Go to another country

`Acknowledging THOSE posts... (-5)

>>65651830
I'm in.

>>65651830
let's gooooooooo

start a racially motivated revolution

`Kiki doesn't know how to pronounce the word "coup" (-30)

Kiki rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_CQqhfzaQw

Say "macabre"

>Kiki visits France

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Nv7EUa-NQ

omelet du fromage

Hé dame lapin, je suis là pour violer ton minou puant et bâclé

>>65651996
My dad did the opposite when we were in Italy and just spoke French with an Italian accent but he managed to more or less make himself understood

she said it wrong!

hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh

>>65652020

its not stinky, is it?

damn im missing out on french kiki, please wait im getting out of bath!!!

high school level english

Pig latin, Floridian, 1337, and a meme conlang impenetrable to outsiders

danish to piss off every eurorab

`Saying stuff in French and other languages (-240)

i am fluent in swahili

>>65652198
Speak it backwards and it's Jawa.

it's a raid but i'm still numberfriending

>>65652198
mzuri sana

`Saying hi to Sawa in Spanish

gigi's a bit of an amigo these days

New years getting closer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

I just found out that even once you've learned your Chinese zodiac animal and element, which year you were born in will also determine if you are a Yin or Yang representation of that combination.

Fucking decoder ring cipher birthsigns.

perro caca

>6 hours left until midnight
Fug I need to go to bed so I can wake up before Kiki's midnight. Nini rabba, I love you!

`A kid in Kiki's high school from Mexico or something (-10)

>>65652362
what the hell are they feeding that guy its like half his weight

haiseva paskajänis