/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65489531
Where's the lie?

>>65489558

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 36 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Candy Cane Lane! Yippee!
https://files.catbox.moe/spc1qb.mp4

https://twitter.com/VShojo/status/1740538124760179061

Phase should hire her.

Sex with cow

I want to sniff the Pippa

THIS SUCKS

I love Shiina!

Likers are monitoring this thread

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

Love you Pippa, put up a waiting room you dork, or tweet if you're not streaming tonight. Hope not, but it'd be nice to know beforehand.

>>65489725
But that's not a monitor, that's Lia

>>65489558
>>65489629

>>65489668
Contract expired?

ピッパ抱きします!

>>65489668
She only wants to stream on Mike now.

Lovebugs...your oshi is shit at whistling...

>>65489558
>>65489629
>>65489797

>>65489842
Yeah, me

A singing deer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvggC9J99w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvggC9J99w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvggC9J99w

Please watch Iori, she's doing an end of year karaoke stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvggC9J99w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvggC9J99w

I want to sniff Panko's tail...

>>65489972
I will listen to this non erotic deer

>>65489972
>>65489977
>talking in nip
Yeah no thanks

>>65489683
That needs a BONK version.

>>65489972
>>65489977
DEERMIND

>>65489668
The only surprising thing was how long it took.

Ninipost material

>Runie thinks guys like that are cute
It’s so over…

>>65489972
Ty for link, was hoping someone would post a non-Runie link

>>65490056
>non erotic

>>65490136
why do you anti

Delicious tangents

Is she a femcel ?

https://twitter.com/HikanariHina/status/1740541726010605895

Hina,...

She's coming to bap

>>65490291
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina/status/1740541384950702178

I'm starting to think Pippa might have been right about the pizza thing. I've been doing intermittent fasting lately and I ate half a medium pizza earlier. Still full and don't feel the need to eat again today.
Sorry for calling it a woman moment, Pippa.

Pippa waiting room doko??????????????

>>65490291
Cute retard

>>65490119
Baldingbros... we won...

>>65490200
I don't, I was just sick of watching her, quit jumping at shadows

>>65490119
We're so back

>>65490469
heh, foreskin

>>65490469
Dickzy...

>>65489668
Wasn't she simultaneously streaming on like 4 accounts at once?

>Runie doesn't trust

>>65490513
>>65490514
That’s a sleeping bag you duchebags!!!!

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>65489558
>>65489629
>>65489797
>>65489883

I love my little sister very much !

>>65490338
There's literally nothing wrong with eating an entire Digiorno meat lovers pizza with stuffed crust for dinner

>In this episode Runie gets one guy'd again.

runie vs lumi
white-girl-voice-off
who wins?

Oh she's an Avatard.

why is sakana opening a new JP branch if the 3 JP they already own have next to 0 relevance and most of Phase watchers dont understand JP, why not just follow idol corp and open ES auditions too since there is a large ammount of spanish speakers that also talk in english and can collab easily, look at michiru and nasa its impossible to have them in collabs cause they dont speak the language, feels like he is just throwing an entire gen in the bin

>>65490598
I want Saya to crush my head between her thighs, Pop it like a fucking melon.

>>65490343
Probably too busy setting up a placeholder discord account for work

>>65489972
I love Iori's ioris

>>65489977
>>65489972
Why is Iori so forgotten and abandoned?
Nasa has an ok audience and Da Michi has been inclining like crazy this past month but Iori just exists.
I genuinely feel bad for her

Runie is literally falling for her own ruse

>>65489651
specifically, delete everything except the width argument ("w") and set it to 0:

https://yt3.ggpht.com/Li6Af6PLCne9IS6OcdT3d2ym6GfLLQkOPccPDJyECHDf0HyEfd9FLVzIluNqQGsHyEC1uG0_Bg=w0

>>65490598

>>65490776
it's the voice
it's always been the voice

>>65490660
Lumi has the better voice it's not even a question, has very little to no impact on who you prefer as a streamer though

>>65490782
Absolutely diabolical.

>>65490685
Michi is pulling more viewers recently desu

>>65490685
>why not just follow idol corp and open ES auditions
Please god no, latinx faggots are some of the worse viewers you can have.

>>65490685
>why is sakana opening a new JP branch
>if the 3 JP they already own have next to 0 relevance
You answered your own question. He's going to use the new JPs to make the old ones relevant, and create a JP branch or sub unit.

For future reference since some people in the previous thread clearly need it, here's a handy dandy guide for newfags to follow in regards to Phase Connect talents and vtubers as a whole.
DO
>reps
>reps again
>meditate on whether or not the chuuba's history and baggage is too much for you
>make the decision to pick up or drop according to your conclusion
so you DON'T
>loop
>become a Henri or Chase level schizo
>want to kill yourself
>take women playing Chinese cartoon girls too seriously
>or otherwise participate in brown activities

>>65490599
>>65489558
>>65489629
>>65489797

>>65490660
Me

IT'S RUNIOVER

>>65490776
shes just not vtubing material, which is okay

>>65490823
Awesome thanks!

>>65490685
Because he doesn't want to abandon the JP-only girls. And hiring Beryl if he has should help a lot. If only he hired the chinchilla...

>>65490685
He literally has future vision, he must have seen something worth investing in.

Runie...

>>65490660
Runie by a landslide.
Her pronunciation and inflection are perfectly clear and beautiful. Lumi doesn't speak as cleanly as Runie

I can fix dizzy bros

>>65490776
I get hard filtered by the mickey mouse voice she puts on. Same reason I can't stand Kson.

>>65490645
yeah ok, Muyu

>>65490914
I pray to God your mom gets bread cancer

>>65490914
Also
>Don't drag shit from the last thread, like your doing right now.
Retard.

>>65490929(me)
Fuck missed one
>>65489883

>>65490776
She flip flops between JP and English so can never fully satisfy either audience. Her mickey mouse voice also filters a lot of people.

>>65489543
Reminder: Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/matoimiia is doing her anniversary stream.

>>65490660
lumi has way too many eslisms from being raised by russians

>>65491056
Lmao.

>>65490914
>or otherwise participate in brown activities
Hmm...

>>65490914
This post won't help me because I can't read.

>>65490685
>open ES auditions
kill yourself

>>65490119
>>65490421

I want this to be animated so bad lmao

>>65490993

>>65491036
>bread cancer
You either did that on purpose or you're a phone poster.

I only watch Lumi and Pippa, I couldn't even name another phase talent if you put a gun to my head.

Imagine being Sakana and watching Dizzy do..... whatever THIS is.

>>65491106
Based retard.

Pippa love~!

Am I to take Lia doing a gorilla is a sign that Pippa hates me tonight?

is dizzy ok

What the fuck is this woman doing...

Pippa’s live on Twitch

>>65490119
>falling for her ruse

sex with Runie!

>Sir, another talent made a 9/11 joke on stream

>>65491028
>>65491060
It's weird how Iori's voice doesn't bother me at all but apparently I'm one of the few who gets filtered by Remi's voice and way of speaking pretty hard

>>65490914
omg if we're all good boys things will be good!
im so proud of this community

>>65491139
This would make a JP branch worth it for me. I need to do my reps just in case.

>>65491188
Crucify the blasphemer

>>65491188
SHUUUUUUUUUUUT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>65491221
>if we're all good boys things will be good
Unironically yes

>>65490291
No, the kids say "erm" now or something

>>65491181
Only tonight?

My wife is such a good baker I cant believe it

>>65491188
nice try anon but i keep notifications on for pippa

>woke up with flu
>still forced to work today because of no shows
>no Airi stream tonight
>mugs delayed until February
Fuck today. Guess I'll go to bed then. Please post your favorite VOD for me to fall asleep to.

>SIR A TALENT HAS STARTED STREAMING
>QUICK, OVERLAP

>>65491181
Yeah I have the feeling we are not getting a stream tonight

>>65490685
quite latinx you are poor and have no super chat money

>>65491056
Always forgotten

>>65491205
Meh 23 years old shits mild

>>65491181
>she's going to hate us until Saturday
Grim.

>>65490660
runie wins easily

>>65491349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8YGPImuls

Dizzy..

>>65491392
>quite
Ironic.

>>65491394
NASA LOVE

>>65491343
>Ketchup toast
Is this a thing? Or did Tenma make this up.

>>65491343
>ketchup toast
That's vile

>>65491469
Which mental illness is this?

>>65491419
Its well beyond 21.3 years. 9/11 has been funny for a while now

Yeah, me

>>65491394
Always rember happy Doragon

>3 Cries because men looked at me too hard
I hate to noomber /pcg/, but get your shit together, this number should've been way higher

>>65491083
>all of my really old streams are in a mega archive on 4chan
>but I'm not smart enough to find it
Miia...

>>65491469
UHHHHHH

>>65491394
Not by me.

>>65491349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7OIihwbTKc

>>65491505
w*man

>>65491469
>3 Cries because men looked at me too hard
I'm sorry Dizzy.

>>65491139
>Beatani going back to streaming
If fishman talked her into joining I will cry.

>>65491394
ごめん

>>65491349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgueXc66jc

>>65491515
>men don't like me tho

>>65491499
>>65491502
Personally I've used it as a hangover cure, so much salt and sugar in it with the bread to add some bulk to my stomach it works every time.

>>65490598

>>65491469
>>65491580
Finally I can move a woman to tears

>>65491499
Hag cat lady too sloshed to make something proper, pls understand

I want to give them a sniffa sniffkin so badly...

30 minutes till Pippa, but I have 1 hour left of Chinchilla vod. I hate falling asleep during streams...

Every time I join one of these streams the girl wins five seconds later...

>FISH MAN
>THE BLURPLE ONE IS MAKING KINO AGAIN
>TAKE HER DOWN A NOTCH

I need to FUCK EMO ERINA NOW

>>65491437
I remember this stream, surprised it's still up. Thank you, starknight. Oyasumi!

Has any phase girl played dishonored?

>>65491639
I thought it was a joke. Like wine, lettuce and ketchup toast as an OL dinner to be the evolution of a girl dinner

>>65490598

>>65491630
>deleted

I would love to watch Tenma play the original Thief games

Lumi is raw unfiltered GFE

>>65491734
Goodnight.

>>65491107
I completely forgot about this, considering that there's rumors of internal turbulence in that corpo.

>>65490469
watamesnuggie.jpg

>beat 6 games this year
I beat 40, Dizzy.

>>65491817
Lumi is a fucking fraud

>>65491762
My post was also a joke. I know Tenma can cook.

>>65491786
damn that game takes me back

>>65491817
Yeah, Genuinely Fucking Evil

>>65491787
i-it was on purpose so i could be smug posted at

>>65491734
feel better

>>65491817
>t. cuckold

>>65491810
there's no way she has the patience for that
it'd be like remi playing outer wilds

>>65491659
Honestly, we need more Pippa feet art

>>65491630
>>65491786

>>65491734
nini airihead!

>>65491882
she's a virgin

>>65491850
Exactly, she's the GF who pretends she into what you like to get closer to your wallet

Runie finally did it. We can finally go on our fucking date FUCK.

>>65491683
IT HAPPENED AGAIN THIS GAME SUCKS

>>65490685
Imagine how fucking awful chat and this thread would get with a Latinx branch

>>65491544
That Miia folder is long dead

>runiebelle
MY DICK

>>65491734
sleep well, lil pon

Runie is speaking southern again…

>>65491951
>>65491882
>>65491817
ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>65491734
Sleep tight and feel better airihead.

>>65491734
Nini lil Pon

>vtuber finishes kuso horror game
>doesn't immediately end stream
>actually plays it again when chat tells her there are more endings
wtf?

>>65492109
Isn't that normal?

>>65491846
how many were good?

It irks me when Runie pronounces words ending in "-ing" as "-ink"

>>65492109
runie built diff

Miia admitted she jerks off to Pippa's feet

Dizzy rape

>>65492109
Get rused, idiot

If Runie raids Iori she would firmly solidify her spot as my oshi

Dizzy...

Why wasn't this under mental illness Dizzy?

>>65492214
>he’s falling for the ruse

>>65491659
>repulsed by feet and footfags
>get battered by footfag propoganda and Pippa feeding it herself
>look at Pippa's feet
>"Okay, her feet are pretty cute"
Fuck all of you.

>>65492182
women can't "jerk off"

[Additional Dizzy News] She wrote like 3 fanfics

>>65492288
Oh yeah they can.

>still no waiting room
Don't do this to me Pippa

Jig.
https://jiggie.fun/TENMALOVELOVELOVELOVE

>>65490325
But is she coming to brap?

will pippa acknowledge how horrible the collab yesterday was?

>>65492334
hey me too

HIGHPOTATOCALLY

GOR-LIA
I HAVE NO NEED FOR PIPPA TONIGHT

>>65492165
Eh. None were terrible, but I'd say only 5 were pretty good to great.

>>65491469
>>65491580
>>3 Cries because men looked at me too hard


>dress in extremely revealing clothing with bust cut to your navel
>why are men looking at me?
why are women like this?

>>65492424

>>65490993
chinchirra LOVE

>>65492405
Don't worry anon, there's still the possibility of a Twitch gorilla until 5 AM PST kek

>>65492109
Panko finished the game in 15 minutes and played the rest to see other anomalies, it's not that uncommon

>>65492455
I'm a greedy big brother. I wanted them both tonight.

It's hip to fuck bees.

>less than 20 minutes
>still no waiting room

>>65492505
Pippa is going to be the death of me

If I gift memberships while not being one will I get one of the memberships?

>>65492484
They want to slut it up and get attention without admitting they want it, so they make it your problem.

>>65492585
You can’t gift unless you already have one

>>65492572
Your Pippa looked a bit weird I fixed her though

>>65492257
>>65492273
I used to do this reading pony fanfics on /mlp/ when I was younger. Dress horse a best

>>65492642
Unhinged behavior

>>65492524
I only have one little sis.

>>65492585
I believe it's possible if you time the gifting to begin right before your membership ends because of the delay in them going out

>>65491036
>bread cancer
LMAO? This is funny regardless

>>65492589
it seems like she makes it her problem if she cries over it
but i seen the phase con videos, she dresses in very provocative way and with her slim body she obviously makes people stare

>>65491682
How the hell do you fall asleep during a Natsumi stream

>>65492405
>he let himself get spoiled by all the recent waiting rooms

>>65492627
Really? I got all the way to the payment screen to test just now.

>>65492695
I can accept two chuuba sisters because I have two in real life.

>>65491036
>bread cancer

>>65491083
I'm gonna to matoimiia

>The incoming JP has insect wings
>People thought it was a fairy.
DIZZY GAVE US A HINT, IT'S A BEETUBER

>>65492861
sweet

>>65492861
Yeah, the new JP is Beeko

>10 minutes

Do uh...dizzy and ember actually live together?

she tried to be creepy but it just sounded like erotic hypnosis

>>65492723
NTA, but she's on late enough for me that I frequently fall asleep until a scream and then properly go to bed

Only Runie...

>>65492948
Yeah, in my basement

>>65492948
No, Dizzy lives with her sister and has shared a lot about her on stream she is a leech and a danger

>>65492948
>Ember was actually Dizzy's shit sister all along

>>65490831
>it's not even a question
It obviously is a question since he asked it and I don't agree with your take. Lumi's valley girlish inflection and constant squealing can be cute in short 2 to 3 minutes clips, but an entire stream of that shit is grating as fuck on me.

>>65492585
There's a chance, I've seen it happen once. Or maybe it was an alt with the same name.

>>65493034
So Ember is Dizzy's sister. I see now.

>>65492937
Israel????

I will breed Dizzy, no need to thank me

beatani will not return, she will marry some salaryman and have a loveless marriage, give her mother a grandchild and bring her happiness.

She's also been dead on twitter the last two hours, wonder if something with the family came up?

>>65492861
She's in.

>>65492723
haven't been sleeping well, it finally caught up to me...

>>65491712
how did nobody guess this to be Erina in the previous threads? It's clearly a Makinist. And one-eyed person? It's clearly Erina

>>65492861
Guinea bee posting would become fucking UNBEARABLE

>>65493139
>japanese
>marry salaryman
>happy marriage
Pick 2

>>65493139
Me in the middle

why dosnt dizzy get married if she has such a baby fever?
she looks good, is in shape, dresses well, and is nerd
wtf is her problem?

>>65493154
>its a reborn sleepy

I bet Pippa fell asleep again.

>>65493243
androphobia

>>65492168
southern

>>65493243
She is a vtuber

>>65493243
Severely autistic. Please understand.

>>65492627
Damn really I was just hoping to gift some because I don't watch them very much. So I don't need one for myself.

>>65493150
She has been real good about tweeting early when she's not going to stream so I guess its safe to RRAT. Sort of hoping shes going to twitch gorilla later when everyone else is sleeping so she doesn't have familyniggers eating the bandwidth on her.

>>65493243
Severe mental illness due to poor family environment. Just listen to how her Christmas went

>>65493243
Women fear choosing the wrong one while men fear having no one choose them.

time to concern

>>65493243
According to her
>resting bitch face
>exudes lesbian energy
>social anxiety makes it hard to talk to guys
>one coworker was going to ask her out but she left the job before he got a chance

>5 minutes

>>65493221
who will be happy will be her mother not her

>>65492994

Dizzy, go to the fucking doctor.

>>65491528
did Nasa do a handcam stream?

>>65493315
I’ve seen it chat all the time, someone becomes a member and then dumps a bunch of gift memberships immediately afterward

>>65493449
>Chin-Ree[sound=https2F2Fnoxbbq.webm].webm

>>65493449
panko.tiff

>>65492109
I'm pretty sure almost all vtubers I saw playing Exit 8 did that because of how short the game was.

>>65492861
That'd bee pretty cool

couple weeks old but this pippa face made me feel things ngl

>>65493506
That's Lumi

>Nyanners making a 1 view cry

>>65493449
>_2F

>>65493342
yeah heard, dunno whats up with her family, sounds like bunch of assholes
still, she herself says she cant go 1 day without thinking about having kids, you would think she would do something about it instead of becoming an wine out
shes not that young anymore either

Well now I'm just worried.
>>65493544
Same.

>>65493579
Tabs?

>>65493544

>>65493243
kayfabe

>>65493579
>phase connect?

>>65492627
>>65493315
just tested it, no problem giving gift subs without a gift sub myself.

I will put Iori in diapers.

>>65493243
Dizzy's standards are too high

I dislike monetization streams as they signal that engagement will now be relegated solely to those who pay. I dont want to drop money just to get someone to read my message when just a week prior that was never an issue.
Im not a poortfag

Honestly Smug Eimi posting > Gosling posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smug Panko posting

>>65493449
>>65493599(me)
I didn't even read the filename because it happens so much. How do you fuck up THAT badly?

>>65493696
Maybe later

>>65493265
If she got confused by the time zone a second time I'm gonna reeee.

>>65493739
go back

>Thwee

[Pippa News]

>>65493603
It's probably one of those things where the fear and effort is a greater barrier than the force of her desire. I can understand it.

>>65493770
No shot, she's had it fine so far after the awards.

It's over

>>65493400
im not buying it, shes good looking and has no problem speaking with people irl or running phase cons in persons interacting with everybody in person
no way men arent hitting on her, yet she seems more miserable and lonely by the stream, she must be shutting everybody down

>>65493731
You should pay your oshi 5k per stream for her to turn monetization off and satisfy your autism.

>>65493701
Thanks

Reminder that Eimi’s body is made of Beyond Meat

DO MORE HANDCAM STREAMS DIZZY

>No stream
Capipis your response?
Shizos your rrats?

WHERE'S PIPPA

>>65493741
4chanx's download with filename broke a while ago

>>65493893
She died in a crash on the way back home.

>>65493893
yeah me

>>65493893
Response? She asleep
Rrats? With me

UUUUUUUUUUUUU
I MISS PIPPA

>>65493893
>Capipis your response?
Fine
>Shizos your rrats?
Cause she's asleep in my bed, sorry.

Is Dizzy going to last another year bros?

dizzy is not going to be invited to her mom's birthday

>>65493893
I’ll just watch Iori or something

>>65493893
She was killed then set on fire while oversleeping.

https://www.twitch.tv/pippa

>>65493893
Poisoned by Hina as revenge

>>65493863
She's a loss leader whos only pushed so hard by stores because she's basically being given to them by distributors for free?

>>65493893
I was enjoying my depression she just wanted to make sure I could finish suffering maxxing.

>>65494045
ISREAL?!?!?!?!?!

>>65493893
sleeping again
she will never learn not to take a nap before a stream, she never wakes up on time

>>65493893
>Dealing with Discord shit
>Traveling
>Recoil from last night
>Retard moment with time zones again

Pick your favorite.

>>65493739

>>65493920

>>65493893
Gonna make a pot of coffee. Looks like I have to stay up until 2 AM her time

>>65493893
Rrats are living large right now

>>65493400
Other girls mentioned Dizzy is one of the few with a social life so I'm assuming it's partially kayfabe

>>65493819
>No shot
You see, my little sister is a bit of a woman, anon.

>>65494107
FUCKING YELLOW WHORE WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER

Dizzy tried her best (it wasn't very good, but I like her anyway)

>>65493893
Dumb rabbit fell asleep again.

Iori is a HAG

RATE THE DIZZY
RATE THE EMOTES
RATE THE YEAR
RATE THE STREAM

Is Pippa ok?

>>65493893
She realized that I'm rather tired and it would be better for me to not stay up and watch her stream.
Pippa is watching out for me.

I enjoy Runie

>>65494186
Michi's emotes are top tier

>>65494200
bretty good/10

>>65494217
can she not stream without her discord account?

>>65493739
faggot

>>65494144
Look, I know, but if she was gonna fuck it up again, it would be next week. She's good for at least a week after something like that.

>>65494200
i can give her that baby she wants/10

>I depression slept/stayed in bed 18 hours
>Pippa not streaming
WE ARE

>>65493918
only for you, fix it

>>65493893
she wants to catch the Eimi raid 9 hours from now so she isn't starting stream until 2 AM

>>65494058
Artificial tissue…

>>65494240
I'm tired cause I stayed up till 3 am her time in case of a gorilla, I dont wanna hear it.

>>65494200
I'm going to give her the baby she wants, it may not be consensual

>>65494269
Sakana found out the reason her discord account got nuked and suspended her.

>>65493739
but panko is cuter :3

Ok, I like Runie now, she's fine

>>65494269
pippa thinks you can download more ram and that more fans = faster pc
i wont be surprised if her setup is some conveluted shit, which is ironic since shes good at using different art software

Please don't start defending/rewarding Pippa for sleeping through stream with posts about how she deserves it, sleep well, etc. She's not deathly ill or recovering or some crap, she F-ed up and missed stream.

>>65494352
If its not public its not a problem.

this is an awfully cute bear

Voices of the Void would be a cool zatsu game with some good moments, it's a shame there aren't any chubas autistic enough to play it.

>>65494352
Too many n words in the span of 24 hours I’m afraid

>>65494352
>suspended her.
lol
lmao

>>65494200
breedable/10

>>65494263
They are good but quite limited.

>>65494345
>he didn't stay up until michi was done
weak

>>65494420
I’m going to have Violent sex with her for the sake of procreation